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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters.
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It's the job of loss prevention officers
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to protect against these shoplifters
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These are their stories
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Only at ShopLifter dot com
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Is there anything you want to declare or say at this point?
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No.
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Okay, all right then...
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You look...
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you look like someone.
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I don't know who that could be
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Strange
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Very uncanny
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Uh, you just stay there
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i gotta go and
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get some paperwork alright?
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Okay
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sigh
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Fuck did he go?
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What are you doing up? You should sit down.
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Oh, okay...
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Just..you're gone for a while and I didn't know if
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i was supposed to stay here
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Yeah!
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Well told you this is the process of paperwork
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Do yo have any identification
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I'm gonna need that from you.
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Why do you need my ID?
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Well, just want to verify who you are
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Okay but like what did it
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We'll get it at this point
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Man, you can't...
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It's a really uncanny resemblance of my wife actually.
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Okay
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With looks and body
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You have great body
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Um thank you?
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Sorry that was
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Are you still at this address?
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The 2271 Lockhart Way.
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Yeah, that's it
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Yeah.
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You realize that
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you're facing some serious
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charges for shoplifting?
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I didn't take anything!
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Of course not, nobody ever takes anything...
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And that's how this could really affect your career,
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your future.
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If you have a career or anything like that
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You're young lady it seems like
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and potentially want to pursue college
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of all that nature
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and can't have criminal record
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if you know about right?
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Yeah but...
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Detrimental
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Okay
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I don' understand what are implying
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Well, I have some video surveillance of you in the store.
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And i was reviewing it
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Okay
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and you were not aware any merchandise that
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you may have stolen or anything like that.
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KINNEY Of course not!
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All right, well...
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I need to conduct a search of your-
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LARSON Are you serious?!
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KINNEY Course yeah
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Have too because like
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Like I said,
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some surveillance footage that
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thought that you have some merchandise on your body.
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On your person at this point stand up
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See, I don't have anything on me.
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Like you can tell...
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Here just uh-
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You really have a great body.
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Sorry, okay I'm gonna have to ask you to remove your top
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Why?
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Because i need conduct strip search
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Are you kidding
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Document it with some photographs
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In fact why don't stand in front of that and take couple photographs
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Alright, turn to the side there.
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And then face the shelves over there, yeah.
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Alright...
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Alright yeah uh like I said
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i need you to
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im gonna need you
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remove your top ther
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You don't have anybody else?
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Like you dont have a female officer
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that can change in front of
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this just seems kind inappropriate
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...I dont
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unfortunately this is
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This how we do it here
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So
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There's no one else
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Nobody.
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Would you hand me the shirt, please?
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Why do you need my shirt well
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I'm gonna need to remove your bottoms as well for what
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Because I'm looking for the merchandise.
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Seriously, there's...
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You can call us a strip search!
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You're aware of it-
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No
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We can do that in fact because
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we have lots to work today and
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Okay fine if there is nobody else
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just please don't call the cops
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It funny how
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You don't want me to call the cops and apparently you didn' steal anything.
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It's funny, if you hadn''t stolen anything
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then wouldn '' care if I called the cops
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So that leads us into believe tha...
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Just.. just dont wanna get in trouble
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Of course not
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Would ya handme those bottoms there?
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Thanks
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I'm pretty sure when you did surveillance footage that you stole something from the jewelry section of the store.
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That doesn't...
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but obviously it wasn't me.
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That's funny, sure was a brunette
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Caucasian about six foot dressed like yourself
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I mean sounds like they have good sense in fashion
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Would you remove the bottoms?
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You know just the last item there
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You've got to be kidding
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me. Uh, no I'm not kidding you look again i could call the police okay
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Bitch.
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Fucking wife is such an asshole
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Women.
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Anyway, uh...
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Let me grab this
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I need to take photographs of you like this
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Why do you need-
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You already took photos
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Stop imitation honey
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If you could just
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Cooperate
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Or like i said
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Just call the police
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Maybe should just call the police
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Because
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Okay alright
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It's difficult with
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And
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Don't think that needs
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Stress
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My damn wife is such a
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All right, well please don't call the cops.
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Look let me just do what I gotta do here
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take some photographs put back up
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okay now turn to the left
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all right now face away from you
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Okay
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All right, uh...
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So.
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Nothing's on ya?
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No
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But like I said
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Like i told you
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Unfortunately
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You put these items back here because
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We have cameras in the place
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You've cameras
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In here
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Have to
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So you've been filming this entire thing?
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It's a policy.
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Okay, but like...
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I'm naked on film now!
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Of course
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That how we do it
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You'd be surprised
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How many times
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You're captured on film in the world
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Do you know
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The average person is captured
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On closed circuit television 200 times
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A day
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out there in the world.
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You familiar with that?
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That's pretty boggling, right
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Be more careful on how you conduct yourself
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Okay can I go home now
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Are we done
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We're not done
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What else do we have to
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Do
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You've already caught
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Well why don't
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Just sit down here
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Have a seat
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I'm gonna go and uh...
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One, two... three.
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You know these are pretty costly items you decided to steal which
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accumulated value is uh
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puts it in a different category as far as
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how
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intensive charges are all-
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You know that right?
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This is 25 karat gold!
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So what are my charges?
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Well a little more excessive than just getting stolen
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blouse or underwear or something.
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We'll get to that, I'm gonna...
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Give me second
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put these in the holding area
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and then we'l be back
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Don't think of doing anything stupid
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I'm gonna need for you too.
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Just cooperate with me, alright?
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What does that mean
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Well...
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Maybe just
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Go along with what I ask you to do
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Okay
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Like what
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Well
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Probably saw it having a little difficulty with my wife
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I started touching her and that's got me really,
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just really distraught.
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Okay
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It was just amazing
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Get over it
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You guys are like
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Just so sore.
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Really eerily
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Hair, pretty hair
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Soft skin
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What does me having to look like your wife have to do with stealing jewelry?
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Well, nothing really.
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It's just...
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It was just a-
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I don't know she hasn' t
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She hadn'' had sex with me for so long
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it really got
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fucking frustrated
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and now
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Uh...
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Can I put my clothes on now?
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You know, uh
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No. Not right now
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Really in a strange position here
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Yeah me too
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That's what i like to do
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You have a fitting image of my wife.
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It's just crazy!
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Thanks
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She don't have as big of boobs
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As you though
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Kinda funny
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And she is little older
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But boy, she has got
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A great body
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Her eyes are like...
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Just like..she is looking at me right now
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Part if wants to just
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Because
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Cause she's such a...
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When can I go home?
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See that's just it. You can't go home right now because
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i need you to
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Just kind of play along
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That what im doing
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Um, what are you doing
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Well
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I'm head of the theft prevention here at the store.
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All these situations go through me
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and it's boring as fuck sometimes,
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you got an asshole wife who just...
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And then you come in looking like this is crazy!
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Maybe if we just played along
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I'm gonna let you go.
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Forget about the jewelry
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Play along?
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Yeah
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It's just boring here sometimes
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Okay
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Um
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Maybe if you'd just lemme touch ya
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Just a little bit, i don't know
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Cause your just
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It's like I'm touching my wife.
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That is crazy!
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Um,
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um...I don't know if this is appropriate
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to say but it
293
00:27:46,928 --> 00:27:48,048
just you and me in here
294
00:27:48,048 --> 00:27:49,868
nobody else
295
00:27:52,788 --> 00:27:53,288
But
296
00:27:59,901 --> 00:28:01,368
You play along with me
297
00:28:01,368 --> 00:28:01,528
and
298
00:28:04,261 --> 00:28:05,328
have a technical
299
00:28:05,328 --> 00:28:10,168
a glitch nobody will know nothing and we'll just say yeah you know so often we lose footage.
300
00:28:12,468 --> 00:28:14,728
What do you mean play along?
301
00:28:17,068 --> 00:28:19,248
I'm just really uncomfortable right now
302
00:28:19,968 --> 00:28:21,968
i Know,I am too! A little bit
303
00:28:24,648 --> 00:28:28,528
You're So pretty and Just like my wife it's
304
00:28:28,528 --> 00:28:29,248
It's a little intimidating.
305
00:28:34,088 --> 00:28:36,908
I don't know, maybe just...
306
00:28:37,848 --> 00:28:38,508
touch her?
307
00:28:39,988 --> 00:28:41,228
You look just like her!
308
00:28:43,108 --> 00:28:46,068
Been intimate with my wife for so long it was nothing
309
00:28:48,288 --> 00:28:50,448
So if i let you touch me
310
00:28:50,448 --> 00:28:51,268
and you'll lemme go
311
00:28:52,408 --> 00:28:54,428
And won' call the cops on m
312
00:28:55,548 --> 00:28:57,608
Yeah, pretty much.
313
00:28:59,428 --> 00:29:01,068
It's pathetic isn't it?
314
00:29:03,428 --> 00:29:04,568
Just touch right
315
00:29:06,428 --> 00:29:08,128
Like just touching right
316
00:29:11,114 --> 00:29:11,848
Yeah I mean
317
00:29:19,268 --> 00:29:19,808
I guess.
318
00:29:20,708 --> 00:29:22,968
Yeah, should be enough...
319
00:29:29,508 --> 00:29:30,608
I guess we can do that.
320
00:29:32,108 --> 00:29:33,788
Well, there you go... erase the tapes
321
00:29:34,268 --> 00:29:36,008
and see if we had a technical glitch
322
00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:37,528
put the merchandise back
323
00:29:37,528 --> 00:29:38,468
and nobody will know nothing
324
00:29:43,028 --> 00:29:44,308
Otherwise if you decide
325
00:29:44,308 --> 00:29:44,788
You know what?
326
00:29:44,828 --> 00:29:46,328
If don't want to this let's call cops
327
00:29:46,328 --> 00:29:47,028
And be done with it
328
00:29:58,756 --> 00:29:59,856
So I don't have all day.
329
00:30:00,376 --> 00:30:01,496
Maybe you can make up your mind,
330
00:30:01,596 --> 00:30:03,596
because then i've got a job to get back to...
331
00:30:08,256 --> 00:30:08,676
Yeah?
332
00:30:09,576 --> 00:30:09,896
Okay
333
00:30:10,516 --> 00:30:10,676
Yeah
334
00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:16,196
Touch me
335
00:30:19,656 --> 00:30:21,276
Also maybe you could touch ME
336
00:30:21,836 --> 00:30:23,276
To be honest with ya
337
00:30:24,776 --> 00:30:25,636
I said,
338
00:30:26,016 --> 00:30:28,756
let you touch me and that you would let
339
00:30:28,756 --> 00:30:29,456
Me go after tha.
340
00:30:32,989 --> 00:30:34,056
We got confused?
341
00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:36,356
Well like touch You of course
342
00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:41,436
Touched because That's not what my wife
343
00:30:41,436 --> 00:30:42,496
Still she is no touching
344
00:30:55,128 --> 00:30:55,768
Um...
345
00:30:56,348 --> 00:30:57,448
What are you doing?
346
00:30:59,388 --> 00:31:00,328
I told ya.
347
00:31:01,288 --> 00:31:03,408
Just to play along and-
348
00:31:05,848 --> 00:31:07,248
Didn't agree to that
349
00:31:08,528 --> 00:31:09,168
Well
350
00:31:10,228 --> 00:31:12,328
You really put me in a difficult position
351
00:31:12,328 --> 00:31:13,168
Okay, okay
352
00:31:13,168 --> 00:31:13,488
Okay
353
00:31:13,488 --> 00:31:13,628
ok
354
00:31:13,628 --> 00:31:14,208
Please
355
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:15,628
Get frustrated between
356
00:31:15,628 --> 00:31:16,408
Between you and my wife
357
00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:17,408
And this fucking job
358
00:31:18,408 --> 00:31:18,908
Alright
359
00:31:18,908 --> 00:31:19,288
Fine
360
00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:20,648
Yeah
361
00:31:20,648 --> 00:31:21,448
Please don' call
362
00:31:21,448 --> 00:31:21,848
please
363
00:31:29,796 --> 00:31:30,876
what I say in movies.
364
00:31:43,044 --> 00:31:44,724
Am I supposed to...
365
00:31:45,244 --> 00:31:46,424
You're supposed to pretend
366
00:31:46,944 --> 00:31:48,904
To enjoy it and just have fun.
367
00:31:49,404 --> 00:31:50,844
No, no it's not-
368
00:31:54,484 --> 00:31:55,384
Just look at like
369
00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:57,184
Your way out of trouble
370
00:32:03,236 --> 00:32:04,696
After all, you might like it.
371
00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:08,936
I know that sounds funny but...
372
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:21,396
Maybe you'll be flattered that...
373
00:32:23,496 --> 00:32:24,716
...you turned me on.
374
00:32:31,684 --> 00:32:33,324
I don't think i can do this.
375
00:32:37,824 --> 00:32:44,384
Well then maybe sitting in back of a police car on the way down to the station would be more suitable for you
376
00:32:52,452 --> 00:32:54,452
Okay, all right. Like...
377
00:32:58,112 --> 00:33:02,272
If i call them again and they answer and hang up
378
00:33:04,252 --> 00:33:07,352
You're gonna just assume something's wrong down here
379
00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:17,232
Amuse me
380
00:33:20,312 --> 00:33:20,812
Deal?
381
00:33:23,052 --> 00:33:23,552
Deal.
382
00:33:31,524 --> 00:33:35,304
After all, just think. You look like my wife
383
00:33:36,804 --> 00:33:37,444
Maybe
384
00:33:39,664 --> 00:33:40,164
You
385
00:33:41,324 --> 00:33:46,504
you know make me feel good and you get to go away and no trouble
386
00:33:47,704 --> 00:33:48,884
Everybody wins
387
00:33:51,904 --> 00:33:53,184
Everybody wins?
388
00:33:55,497 --> 00:33:56,764
Yeah metaphorically
389
00:34:04,932 --> 00:34:06,492
crazy how I want you to look like.
390
00:34:24,644 --> 00:34:26,644
It's not that bad, is it?
391
00:34:30,284 --> 00:34:31,544
What do you think ?
392
00:34:32,064 --> 00:34:33,624
Not too bad actually...
393
00:34:42,660 --> 00:34:46,260
I mean heck, maybe i'll even give you one of the bracelets you stole.
394
00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:53,308
situation.
395
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:00,020
Stand up.
396
00:35:28,516 --> 00:35:31,376
So this is what it would be like if my wife had big boobs.
397
00:35:37,556 --> 00:35:40,196
God, I really wish she had big boobs!
398
00:35:47,684 --> 00:35:49,664
We haven't had sex in months.
399
00:35:54,964 --> 00:35:55,804
That sucks
400
00:35:55,804 --> 00:35:57,544
She's terrible at giving head
401
00:35:59,684 --> 00:36:00,804
Are you good at it?
402
00:36:03,264 --> 00:36:04,344
I don' know
403
00:36:06,044 --> 00:36:06,604
Well,
404
00:36:06,704 --> 00:36:10,024
You must have given it before
405
00:36:11,564 --> 00:36:12,644
Yeah but
406
00:36:14,064 --> 00:36:15,744
Don'' t know if im good on that
407
00:36:18,404 --> 00:36:19,804
Maybe I can tell you.
408
00:36:22,744 --> 00:36:23,404
What do you think?
409
00:36:24,744 --> 00:36:25,904
You're serious
410
00:36:29,317 --> 00:36:30,384
Is that too much
411
00:36:31,524 --> 00:36:34,104
I mean this is all too much.
412
00:36:35,744 --> 00:36:38,344
It's kind of surreal, huh?
413
00:36:39,384 --> 00:36:44,804
Here i am some security guy got you in his office for stealing
414
00:36:46,144 --> 00:36:47,064
bribing you
415
00:36:47,064 --> 00:36:50,284
If do this promise your not going to call anyone
416
00:36:51,384 --> 00:36:51,464
Yeah
417
00:36:51,464 --> 00:36:54,004
And nobody will see anything
418
00:36:54,004 --> 00:36:55,844
I will get rid of all the footage.
419
00:36:56,304 --> 00:36:59,004
Except, of course
420
00:36:59,004 --> 00:37:01,464
keep a copy for myself that nobody will ever see
421
00:37:06,244 --> 00:37:08,284
Nobody's gonna see it? Like no one
422
00:37:08,544 --> 00:37:09,044
No
423
00:37:10,604 --> 00:37:11,084
Promise
424
00:37:17,988 --> 00:37:18,328
Okay.
425
00:37:19,468 --> 00:37:19,828
Okay?
426
00:37:21,408 --> 00:37:23,068
Let's see how you do...
427
00:37:39,332 --> 00:37:40,972
You really should just...
428
00:37:40,972 --> 00:37:42,652
Really give it your best try.
429
00:37:44,232 --> 00:37:46,372
I know you probably think i'm some fuckin'...
430
00:37:48,992 --> 00:37:49,552
Whatever
431
00:37:54,212 --> 00:37:57,632
There's nothing else, like nothing else I can do.
432
00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:01,752
Um...
433
00:38:03,578 --> 00:38:04,712
Yeah there is but
434
00:38:07,212 --> 00:38:08,252
Let start with this
435
00:38:26,436 --> 00:38:28,476
You're already better than my wife.
436
00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:41,288
It smells so bad, does it?
437
00:38:46,588 --> 00:38:47,108
Right.
438
00:38:48,108 --> 00:38:50,428
I smell good right on the...
439
00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:52,168
...I don't smell bad or anything do i
440
00:38:53,908 --> 00:38:56,448
As long as we get to go home after this
441
00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:57,368
Yes
442
00:38:59,328 --> 00:38:59,848
Promise
443
00:39:50,244 --> 00:39:50,884
It's pretty good.
444
00:39:52,884 --> 00:39:53,184
I mean,
445
00:39:54,884 --> 00:39:55,424
a guess?
446
00:40:02,884 --> 00:40:04,264
Mmmmm, what?
447
00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:31,540
It's crazy, it looks like my wife is looking up at me.
448
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,500
Which is fucking unbelievable
449
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:38,660
because she has only looked up
450
00:40:38,660 --> 00:40:42,300
from second home I get maybe twice in our whole marriage
451
00:41:08,484 --> 00:41:10,484
Would you, uh...
452
00:41:13,024 --> 00:41:13,284
Yeah.
453
00:41:13,584 --> 00:41:14,644
Would you let me eat?
454
00:41:16,364 --> 00:41:17,484
Maybe even-
455
00:41:22,164 --> 00:41:22,864
Come here!
456
00:41:23,124 --> 00:41:27,344
I want you to lay on your back right there
457
00:41:35,776 --> 00:41:37,256
I'm gonna fuck you.
458
00:41:38,716 --> 00:41:39,476
What?
459
00:41:39,716 --> 00:41:40,456
Yeah, ha!
460
00:41:41,796 --> 00:41:44,116
Um... are you kidding me?!
461
00:41:44,116 --> 00:41:44,896
Not at all
462
00:41:47,256 --> 00:41:47,756
Ummm
463
00:41:50,516 --> 00:41:54,776
There's nothing else that we can-
464
00:41:54,776 --> 00:41:55,156
Ugh
465
00:41:58,376 --> 00:41:58,876
Ummm
466
00:42:52,350 --> 00:42:52,610
Thanks.
467
00:43:04,372 --> 00:43:05,372
Alright.
468
00:43:22,344 --> 00:43:22,844
Fuck.
469
00:43:38,708 --> 00:43:38,868
security
470
00:43:51,156 --> 00:43:51,996
What was that?
471
00:44:14,605 --> 00:44:15,272
Oh my god.
472
00:44:16,292 --> 00:44:16,952
Just...
473
00:44:17,572 --> 00:44:18,812
Enjoy it
474
00:44:20,952 --> 00:44:22,032
Oh My God
475
00:44:34,432 --> 00:44:36,612
I can't be the first time.
476
00:44:55,670 --> 00:44:58,270
In all seriousness, how does that feel?
477
00:45:02,362 --> 00:45:03,702
It was one of the worst days of your life.
478
00:45:08,542 --> 00:45:12,922
You should at least be enjoying that, right?
479
00:45:14,322 --> 00:45:17,342
Came to the store and stole some merchandise
480
00:45:17,342 --> 00:45:18,882
Now you're getting fucked!
481
00:45:24,382 --> 00:45:25,102
Right...
482
00:45:25,102 --> 00:45:27,362
I'll just set that right there
483
00:46:05,050 --> 00:46:06,550
Oh, fuck.
484
00:46:07,590 --> 00:46:08,250
That's good
485
00:46:16,130 --> 00:46:18,410
You pussy fool is dead
486
00:46:19,550 --> 00:46:21,710
Let me know when I kill ya
487
00:46:22,450 --> 00:46:24,330
That'd be a consolation
488
00:46:26,350 --> 00:46:27,070
Thanks
489
00:46:28,050 --> 00:46:29,890
You shouldn't have to do that
490
00:47:48,766 --> 00:47:50,406
My wife doesn't like it from behind.
491
00:47:54,726 --> 00:47:55,926
I don' think...
492
00:47:55,926 --> 00:47:58,086
She likes it any time
493
00:48:00,186 --> 00:48:03,466
Why you married a fucking dumb bitch,
494
00:48:03,526 --> 00:48:04,126
...I don know
495
00:48:08,086 --> 00:48:09,506
That's why you have this job
496
00:48:44,050 --> 00:48:44,550
Good.
497
00:48:59,038 --> 00:48:59,658
That's it.
498
00:49:06,302 --> 00:49:07,722
Oh, fuck.
499
00:49:20,926 --> 00:49:21,426
Shit.
500
00:49:31,646 --> 00:49:33,806
I sometimes have trouble fucking my wife.
501
00:49:35,406 --> 00:49:36,606
Can't get it up,
502
00:49:37,926 --> 00:49:38,646
probably because
503
00:49:38,646 --> 00:49:40,606
i know she doesn' t like fucking me
504
00:49:41,266 --> 00:49:42,386
but with you
505
00:49:43,446 --> 00:49:44,686
you make this so hard
506
00:49:48,446 --> 00:49:48,946
So hard
507
00:49:58,366 --> 00:50:01,306
I'm twenty-fuckin' years old again.
508
00:50:03,006 --> 00:50:04,406
Are you getting close?
509
00:50:06,546 --> 00:50:07,826
To what...
510
00:50:08,366 --> 00:50:11,166
To finishing so that we can go
511
00:50:11,166 --> 00:50:11,706
No, no
512
00:50:13,679 --> 00:50:14,746
As long as i can
513
00:50:15,626 --> 00:50:16,906
If you don't mind
514
00:50:18,366 --> 00:50:19,966
We're gonna like to begin up the tour
515
00:51:38,088 --> 00:51:39,528
I can look at you.
516
00:51:41,268 --> 00:51:43,168
Swear it's like i'm fucking my wife!
517
00:51:44,608 --> 00:51:48,248
Part of me likes that, and the other part of hates her because she is such a bitch
518
00:52:06,344 --> 00:52:08,164
I can't just fucking...
519
00:52:10,344 --> 00:52:11,244
Oh, fuck.
520
00:52:25,968 --> 00:52:26,808
That hurt.
521
00:52:34,024 --> 00:52:34,784
Lift the leg up
522
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:20,720
Fuck.
523
00:55:22,060 --> 00:55:22,720
That's deep
524
00:55:25,140 --> 00:55:27,240
Fuck, stay right there
525
00:55:39,848 --> 00:55:40,568
Mm-hmm.
526
00:57:03,944 --> 00:57:04,284
Boom.
527
00:57:50,824 --> 00:57:51,644
Oh my god.
528
00:58:31,798 --> 00:58:32,332
Oh, shi-
529
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:42,880
Oh yeah.
530
01:00:23,796 --> 01:00:24,736
Oh, shhh.
531
01:00:38,558 --> 01:00:39,292
Oh my gosh.
532
01:00:43,772 --> 01:00:45,552
It's so hard to be with you,
533
01:00:46,392 --> 01:00:48,792
I've never been this hard in my life
534
01:00:49,552 --> 01:00:51,352
and she is such an asshole
535
01:00:54,092 --> 01:00:54,592
Aw
536
01:00:59,092 --> 01:01:00,392
Put your foot on the back
537
01:01:00,392 --> 01:01:01,532
just go back a little bit
538
01:01:03,492 --> 01:01:04,492
oh yes
539
01:01:04,492 --> 01:01:06,852
Just like that.
540
01:01:07,992 --> 01:01:09,772
Perfect, yes!
541
01:01:11,012 --> 01:01:12,352
Taking that whole...
542
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:21,500
Right there.
543
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:32,300
Fuck!
544
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:35,320
So good...
545
01:01:45,416 --> 01:01:46,456
That's it.
546
01:01:49,516 --> 01:01:52,316
Smell that whole fucking dick out, bitch!
547
01:02:01,336 --> 01:02:04,416
I feel the fucking pain now...
548
01:02:49,096 --> 01:02:49,836
Hmmmm
549
01:03:47,432 --> 01:03:48,652
Oh my fucking god.
550
01:03:55,528 --> 01:03:56,588
I'd put my pussy up with gum.
551
01:03:57,928 --> 01:03:59,568
You're gonna come inside of my pussy?
552
01:04:00,528 --> 01:04:02,988
Oh yeah, fuck yeah right!
553
01:04:03,568 --> 01:04:05,708
Where else is there to cum?!
554
01:04:05,708 --> 01:04:07,008
Um anywhere...
555
01:04:16,768 --> 01:04:19,148
Why don't you get back here and clean the table
556
01:04:21,428 --> 01:04:24,628
Huh, you can't just go anywhere.
557
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:01,560
Fuck!
558
01:06:25,704 --> 01:06:26,484
Can I go home now?
559
01:06:27,364 --> 01:06:27,804
Sure.
560
01:06:29,724 --> 01:06:31,924
All the erasers, all the tapes...
561
01:06:32,584 --> 01:06:34,604
You can even take a bracelet if you want to how's that
562
01:06:35,344 --> 01:06:35,824
Okay
563
01:06:37,184 --> 01:06:39,044
Better not see you around here anymore
564
01:06:40,104 --> 01:06:42,044
If don't plan on it
565
01:06:42,924 --> 01:06:45,724
Every year retailers lose 45 billion
566
01:06:45,724 --> 01:06:46,584
To shoplifters
567
01:06:46,584 --> 01:06:49,064
It is job of loss prevention officers
568
01:06:49,064 --> 01:06:51,184
Protect against these shopliftors
569
01:06:51,704 --> 01:06:53,084
These are their stories
570
01:06:53,084 --> 01:06:55,544
Only at Shoplifter.com
571
01:06:56,044 --> 01:06:58,044
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