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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters.

It's the job of loss prevention officers

to protect against these shoplifters

These are their stories

Only at ShopLifter dot com

Is there anything you want to declare or say at this point?

No.

Okay, all right then...

You look...

you look like someone.

I don't know who that could be

Strange

Very uncanny

Uh, you just stay there

i gotta go and

get some paperwork alright?

Okay

sigh

Fuck did he go?

What are you doing up? You should sit down.

Oh, okay...

Just..you're gone for a while and I didn't know if

i was supposed to stay here

Yeah!

Well told you this is the process of paperwork

Do yo have any identification

I'm gonna need that from you.

Why do you need my ID?

Well, just want to verify who you are

Okay but like what did it

We'll get it at this point

Man, you can't...

It's a really uncanny resemblance of my wife actually.

Okay

With looks and body

You have great body

Um thank you?

Sorry that was

Are you still at this address?

The 2271 Lockhart Way.

Yeah, that's it

Yeah.

You realize that

you're facing some serious

charges for shoplifting?

I didn't take anything!

Of course not, nobody ever takes anything...

And that's how this could really affect your career,

your future.

If you have a career or anything like that

You're young lady it seems like

and potentially want to pursue college

of all that nature

and can't have criminal record

if you know about right?

Yeah but...

Detrimental

Okay

I don' understand what are implying

Well, I have some video surveillance of you in the store.

And i was reviewing it

Okay

and you were not aware any merchandise that

you may have stolen or anything like that.

KINNEY Of course not!

All right, well...

I need to conduct a search of your-

LARSON Are you serious?!

KINNEY Course yeah

Have too because like

Like I said,

some surveillance footage that

thought that you have some merchandise on your body.

On your person at this point stand up

See, I don't have anything on me.

Like you can tell...

Here just uh-

You really have a great body.

Sorry, okay I'm gonna have to ask you to remove your top

Why?

Because i need conduct strip search

Are you kidding

Document it with some photographs

In fact why don't stand in front of that and take couple photographs

Alright, turn to the side there.

And then face the shelves over there, yeah.

Alright...

Alright yeah uh like I said

i need you to

im gonna need you

remove your top ther

You don't have anybody else?

Like you dont have a female officer

that can change in front of

this just seems kind inappropriate

...I dont

unfortunately this is

This how we do it here

So

There's no one else

Nobody.

Would you hand me the shirt, please?

Why do you need my shirt well

I'm gonna need to remove your bottoms as well for what

Because I'm looking for the merchandise.

Seriously, there's...

You can call us a strip search!

You're aware of it-

No

We can do that in fact because

we have lots to work today and

Okay fine if there is nobody else

just please don't call the cops

It funny how

You don't want me to call the cops and apparently you didn' steal anything.

It's funny, if you hadn''t stolen anything

then wouldn '' care if I called the cops

So that leads us into believe tha...

Just.. just dont wanna get in trouble

Of course not

Would ya handme those bottoms there?

Thanks

I'm pretty sure when you did surveillance footage that you stole something from the jewelry section of the store.

That doesn't...

but obviously it wasn't me.

That's funny, sure was a brunette

Caucasian about six foot dressed like yourself

I mean sounds like they have good sense in fashion

Would you remove the bottoms?

You know just the last item there

You've got to be kidding

me. Uh, no I'm not kidding you look again i could call the police okay

Bitch.

Fucking wife is such an asshole

Women.

Anyway, uh...

Let me grab this

I need to take photographs of you like this

Why do you need-

You already took photos

Stop imitation honey

If you could just

Cooperate

Or like i said

Just call the police

Maybe should just call the police

Because

Okay alright

It's difficult with

And

Don't think that needs

Stress

My damn wife is such a

All right, well please don't call the cops.

Look let me just do what I gotta do here

take some photographs put back up

okay now turn to the left

all right now face away from you

Okay

All right, uh...

So.

Nothing's on ya?

No

But like I said

Like i told you

Unfortunately

You put these items back here because

We have cameras in the place

You've cameras

In here

Have to

So you've been filming this entire thing?

It's a policy.

Okay, but like...

I'm naked on film now!

Of course

That how we do it

You'd be surprised

How many times

You're captured on film in the world

Do you know

The average person is captured

On closed circuit television 200 times

A day

out there in the world.

You familiar with that?

That's pretty boggling, right

Be more careful on how you conduct yourself

Okay can I go home now

Are we done

We're not done

What else do we have to

Do

You've already caught

Well why don't

Just sit down here

Have a seat

I'm gonna go and uh...

One, two... three.

You know these are pretty costly items you decided to steal which

accumulated value is uh

puts it in a different category as far as

how

intensive charges are all-

You know that right?

This is 25 karat gold!

So what are my charges?

Well a little more excessive than just getting stolen

blouse or underwear or something.

We'll get to that, I'm gonna...

Give me second

put these in the holding area

and then we'l be back

Don't think of doing anything stupid

I'm gonna need for you too.

Just cooperate with me, alright?

What does that mean

Well...

Maybe just

Go along with what I ask you to do

Okay

Like what

Well

Probably saw it having a little difficulty with my wife

I started touching her and that's got me really,

just really distraught.

Okay

It was just amazing

Get over it

You guys are like

Just so sore.

Really eerily

Hair, pretty hair

Soft skin

What does me having to look like your wife have to do with stealing jewelry?

Well, nothing really.

It's just...

It was just a-

I don't know she hasn' t

She hadn'' had sex with me for so long

it really got

fucking frustrated

and now

Uh...

Can I put my clothes on now?

You know, uh

No. Not right now

Really in a strange position here

Yeah me too

That's what i like to do

You have a fitting image of my wife.

It's just crazy!

Thanks

She don't have as big of boobs

As you though

Kinda funny

And she is little older

But boy, she has got

A great body

Her eyes are like...

Just like..she is looking at me right now

Part if wants to just

Because

Cause she's such a...

When can I go home?

See that's just it. You can't go home right now because

i need you to

Just kind of play along

That what im doing

Um, what are you doing

Well

I'm head of the theft prevention here at the store.

All these situations go through me

and it's boring as fuck sometimes,

you got an asshole wife who just...

And then you come in looking like this is crazy!

Maybe if we just played along

I'm gonna let you go.

Forget about the jewelry

Play along?

Yeah

It's just boring here sometimes

Okay

Um

Maybe if you'd just lemme touch ya

Just a little bit, i don't know

Cause your just

It's like I'm touching my wife.

That is crazy!

Um,

um...I don't know if this is appropriate

to say but it

just you and me in here

nobody else

But

You play along with me

and

have a technical

a glitch nobody will know nothing and we'll just say yeah you know so often we lose footage.

What do you mean play along?

I'm just really uncomfortable right now

i Know,I am too! A little bit

You're So pretty and Just like my wife it's

It's a little intimidating.

I don't know, maybe just...

touch her?

You look just like her!

Been intimate with my wife for so long it was nothing

So if i let you touch me

and you'll lemme go

And won' call the cops on m

Yeah, pretty much.

It's pathetic isn't it?

Just touch right

Like just touching right

Yeah I mean

I guess.

Yeah, should be enough...

I guess we can do that.

Well, there you go... erase the tapes

and see if we had a technical glitch

put the merchandise back

and nobody will know nothing

Otherwise if you decide

You know what?

If don't want to this let's call cops

And be done with it

So I don't have all day.

Maybe you can make up your mind,

because then i've got a job to get back to...

Yeah?

Okay

Yeah

Touch me

Also maybe you could touch ME

To be honest with ya

I said,

let you touch me and that you would let

Me go after tha.

We got confused?

Well like touch You of course

Touched because That's not what my wife

Still she is no touching

Um...

What are you doing?

I told ya.

Just to play along and-

Didn't agree to that

Well

You really put me in a difficult position

Okay, okay

Okay

ok

Please

Get frustrated between

Between you and my wife

And this fucking job

Alright

Fine

Yeah

Please don' call

please

what I say in movies.

Am I supposed to...

You're supposed to pretend

To enjoy it and just have fun.

No, no it's not-

Just look at like

Your way out of trouble

After all, you might like it.

I know that sounds funny but...

Maybe you'll be flattered that...

...you turned me on.

I don't think i can do this.

Well then maybe sitting in back of a police car on the way down to the station would be more suitable for you

Okay, all right. Like...

If i call them again and they answer and hang up

You're gonna just assume something's wrong down here

Amuse me

Deal?

Deal.

After all, just think. You look like my wife

Maybe

You

you know make me feel good and you get to go away and no trouble

Everybody wins

Everybody wins?

Yeah metaphorically

crazy how I want you to look like.

It's not that bad, is it?

What do you think ?

Not too bad actually...

I mean heck, maybe i'll even give you one of the bracelets you stole.

situation.

Stand up.

So this is what it would be like if my wife had big boobs.

God, I really wish she had big boobs!

We haven't had sex in months.

That sucks

She's terrible at giving head

Are you good at it?

I don' know

Well,

You must have given it before

Yeah but

Don'' t know if im good on that

Maybe I can tell you.

What do you think?

You're serious

Is that too much

I mean this is all too much.

It's kind of surreal, huh?

Here i am some security guy got you in his office for stealing

bribing you

If do this promise your not going to call anyone

Yeah

And nobody will see anything

I will get rid of all the footage.

Except, of course

keep a copy for myself that nobody will ever see

Nobody's gonna see it? Like no one

No

Promise

Okay.

Okay?

Let's see how you do...

You really should just...

Really give it your best try.

I know you probably think i'm some fuckin'...

Whatever

There's nothing else, like nothing else I can do.

Um...

Yeah there is but

Let start with this

You're already better than my wife.

It smells so bad, does it?

Right.

I smell good right on the...

...I don't smell bad or anything do i

As long as we get to go home after this

Yes

Promise

It's pretty good.

I mean,

a guess?

Mmmmm, what?

It's crazy, it looks like my wife is looking up at me.

Which is fucking unbelievable

because she has only looked up

from second home I get maybe twice in our whole marriage

Would you, uh...

Yeah.

Would you let me eat?

Maybe even-

Come here!

I want you to lay on your back right there

I'm gonna fuck you.

What?

Yeah, ha!

Um... are you kidding me?!

Not at all

Ummm

There's nothing else that we can-

Ugh

Ummm

Thanks.

Alright.

Fuck.

security

What was that?

Oh my god.

Just...

Enjoy it

Oh My God

I can't be the first time.

In all seriousness, how does that feel?

It was one of the worst days of your life.

You should at least be enjoying that, right?

Came to the store and stole some merchandise

Now you're getting fucked!

Right...

I'll just set that right there

Oh, fuck.

That's good

You pussy fool is dead

Let me know when I kill ya

That'd be a consolation

Thanks

You shouldn't have to do that

My wife doesn't like it from behind.

I don' think...

She likes it any time

Why you married a fucking dumb bitch,

...I don know

That's why you have this job

Good.

That's it.

Oh, fuck.

Shit.

I sometimes have trouble fucking my wife.

Can't get it up,

probably because

i know she doesn' t like fucking me

but with you

you make this so hard

So hard

I'm twenty-fuckin' years old again.

Are you getting close?

To what...

To finishing so that we can go

No, no

As long as i can

If you don't mind

We're gonna like to begin up the tour

I can look at you.

Swear it's like i'm fucking my wife!

Part of me likes that, and the other part of hates her because she is such a bitch

I can't just fucking...

Oh, fuck.

That hurt.

Lift the leg up

Fuck.

That's deep

Fuck, stay right there

Mm-hmm.

Boom.

Oh my god.

Oh, shi-

Oh yeah.

Oh, shhh.

Oh my gosh.

It's so hard to be with you,

I've never been this hard in my life

and she is such an asshole

Aw

Put your foot on the back

just go back a little bit

oh yes

Just like that.

Perfect, yes!

Taking that whole...

Right there.

Fuck!

So good...

That's it.

Smell that whole fucking dick out, bitch!

I feel the fucking pain now...

Hmmmm

Oh my fucking god.

I'd put my pussy up with gum.

You're gonna come inside of my pussy?

Oh yeah, fuck yeah right!

Where else is there to cum?!

Um anywhere...

Why don't you get back here and clean the table

Huh, you can't just go anywhere.

Fuck!

Can I go home now?

Sure.

All the erasers, all the tapes...

You can even take a bracelet if you want to how's that

Okay

Better not see you around here anymore

If don't plan on it

Every year retailers lose 45 billion

To shoplifters

It is job of loss prevention officers

Protect against these shopliftors

These are their stories

Only at Shoplifter.com

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