Original subtitles

"The Haunted Cop Shop"

If this monk wants a donation from chief shun

He's in for a real disappointment

Chief shun will say in his usual Japanese style

I'm really sorry,

I really have no money for you

I'm really sorry, sir

I'm really sorry, sir

Aren't you 39277

Amida Buddha

6424

I'm no longer the old 3927

I'm a monk now, my sacerdotal name is Wai Chin

What? This is really too unexpected

Such a gallant policeman turning to buddhism

As your old colleague,

I feel a sense of loss

It's because I was so remorseless those years

That I want to repent and turn to monkhood

Such tragic ending to a beautiful police story

But what brings you here today?

Lo test if I've levitated the earthly nature

That is really too deep to understand

What has your levitation test got to do with visting me?

You will never have guessed

You're the one I hated most before I turned monk

But I've come to save you today

That should prove if I've reached levitation

You're out of your mind.

As chief of Police

With such efficient staff under me,

I need your help?

Regardless, I have only two things to warn you

I hope you will he well prepared

First, after midnight on the 7th day from today

You must not let any woman in pink come in here

Or else, this quarter will be harassed by demons

That's really stupid.

You're such an ass. you

Second, you must not swear

Or else, blood will descend upon you

You, you are really too

Macky Kim

yes, sir!

A hit by a mere tennis ball caused blood?

So demoniacal

What's so special on the 7th day from today?

What s so special?

It's the Festival of Yu Jan?

The Festival of Yu Jan?

Who do you think you are?

Move your car!

Can you hear what he said?

I can't hear anything

They look vicious

Hey friend, you're in my way

I'm giving you 5 seconds to remove your car!

5 seconds? 5-4-3-2-1

Five seconds have passed. So, what's going to happen?

Churned my help?

No! Just hold on to my gun

In case I lose control

It's the police!

Sorry Sir, I didn't mean it

No problem. I won't misuse my legal power

This is only a civil case

In not necessary, I will not open fire!

Say no more.

Do you want to fight?

And you, you too, come on, together now

What a heroic cop!

Usually cops think they're really great Just because they carry guns with them.

But not this one, he's a real man!

Don't you want to hit me? Come on!

I won't be jobbing you

They're for real, what are we to do?

The moods of your audience are riding high

You're their idol now. Hang in there!

You're great, sir. There's a real winner in you

Right on!

I feel dazed

Let's call it quits. 1,2,3,we lost!

You win this match fair and square!

Let's do it again some other day

Thank you sir!

Let's go... Thank you!

Bye-bye!

You're the first real manly cop I've ever seen

Thank you!

This is called good public and police relations

This police officer has list the fight,

he'll give the parking space to them!

I think so!

- Is it alright? - Yes, thanks

My friend, you're so smart.

We'll give is back!

Let's go! Bye-bye!

Bye-bye!

We don't need to stoop that low, do we?

We have lost the battle but we've won the war

Come on, smile, we have to keep up our image

I'm going in for those incense stuff.

Smile

Boss!

What do you want to buy, sir?

The usual paper stuff and whatever needed to be burnt on the Feast of Yu Jan

Hurry, please

0.K.

What's happening?

You've caught him, we're still on the street

Will be back before dark. Over.

It's not Mid-Autumn yet, Why the lantern?

What do you kids know? This is a win All Lantern

It's an old tradition to hang it at the doorway

Or the Feast of Yu Ian to keep the ghosts off

That's ridiculous!

This is a Police Headquarter, not a Funeral Parlour

How can them ghosts come in so easily?

That's right

But this is an off metro city district

What if one of them got lost and wandered in?

That's bad for all of us, right?

Yes!

Right you are

You better tie it tight then

Watching movies with me?

I'll think about it

What now?

The usual

I bet no

0.K.

Millie

What are you guys trying to do?

Nothing

Pay up.

I told you she wouldn't be wearing a bra

How come you're right every time?

Simple, are you wearing any socks today?

No!

Why not?

It's been raining for days. They're not dry yet

That's why

If your socks aren't dry,

how can her bra be dry?

That's real logical, you beady eyes

I haven't even touch you yet, why that screaming?

Sir, I'm just doing reaction first

This, I learnt from one of my women

She said the most important is having reaction

The louder she screams, the happier her clients

If you're happy at my reaction,

you won't hit me

I'm not like those youngsters

Pretending to be Rambo even they're beaten half dead

That's so unprofessional. Am I right, Sir?

How are you two doing, sirs?

What now?

Can't find anything

Take off those underpants! Take them off!

Sir, please let me off the hook

I really didn't steal any diamond crucifix

I was in church because I heard the Lord's call

The lord said he wants to save me

Still trying to con us with your stupid stories?

This lord: me, will hit you

to come to your sense

Please don't

This is not the first time you know me

Getting admissible evidence from me is to hear fairy tales

The degree of believability is low

but it's entertaining

As long as we're having fun

Why waste our time arguing?

My partner hasn't crack a case in half a year

Tonight we've the chance to meet again

Help us as a friend. Admit the crime

I'll help you appeal to the judge for leniency

It's not that I don't want to help

But I've got 2 theft convictions.

If again, I'll be jailed

You guys just want to crack a case, right?

See that waste bin in front of this station?

I'm the one who kicked and broke it

That's friend enough, uh?

After all my begging, you still try to deny?

Ghost...

Who is it?

That's scary?

Let's go and check it out!

Where are you guys going?

What about me?

Go check out the library

A ghost?

Who is it?

Why are you dressed like that?

Halloween party?

I don't have a choice. I was forced to strip

What're you looking for? The light switch?

The switch is on the wall,

can't be on the floor?

Have you seen my head?

Your head? You mean the socket hend, uh?

I have lost my hend

A ghost...

A ghost...

Give me my head back

Give me my head back...

No Way...

Ok...

All finish...

Give me back my head

Oh, my god!

Give me my head back...

I've finally. Got the crucifix back!

Well done, Chiu!

I'm so scared!

We've really nailed you this time

What's the material Wong?

Take him down to the cell first

Ah Wong, what are you in for?

This is really too much

As a Police Officer

dressed like that on duty hours

We were just trying to scare Ah Wong

I found the crucifix

Jerk! Using such ways to clear a case is stupid

Sir!

Quit explaining. Using a Police Headquarter as a filming location

Why become an Officer then?

Might a well turn yourselves into movie stars

Such a refined and valourous Chief of Police as myself

Leading a bunch of jerks like you is really pitiful

Bring those paper boy and girl servants out to the courtyard

And burn them at exactly midnight

Also, don't let any woman in pink into the station tonight

Yes, sir!

Oh no... my masterpiece!

Why do we need to burn so many things on Yu Jan?

You're new here, you wouldn't know

Tell me about it

Do you know what this police quarter used to be?

Take a guess

A Funeral parlour?

Chung at the canteen said

this was a clubhouse for he Japanese army

When they lost the war,

a bunch of them committed sabuku together

The dolls we burnt for them

is to keep them at peace

Clubhouse? This place doesn't look like one

It's true,

where we're here now was a nightclub

Under was the main room, upper was the cannon room

cannon room?

The Rest Room

The place we always visit

Badmouthing me again

Why do we have to burn them at exactly midnight?

It's when the gate of Hell is open!

Does this count as a woman in pink?

Can this be a fantasy come true?

Golly wow!

You're so beauty! Let's make love!

Welcome to our Clubhouse

This is a Clubhouse?

Yes, please enter

But I'm in jail

Jailbirds need to relax too

that's right

Please

What's the name of the clubhouse?

Damn it!

I don't know where he learn it.

He's so good!

Mrs Chan, you can't think, uh?

Don't you dare get any ideas on my best friend

Who're you staring at? Don't you dare

Of course I won't!

All men are cheap

What do you want to drink?

Anything

This place may be a bit old-fashioned

But having such a facility at a Police Station

Is good enough for us jailbirds

Do you want to have a game of mah-jong?

Mah-jong...?!

Take this gentleman to the card room, please

Mah-jong... Golly wow!

I'm new here.

My name is Ah Wong

How big is your bet?

We're high rollers, We bet our whole fortune

That big! Want my life?

If you want to bet your life, we accept

If my life is that worthy,

I'm willing to bet it

How can that be? Look at it!

Big four winds calling Fat Choi to win?

Short-sighted boy, you're a show-off!

Calling fat Choi? We won't discard it to you

The game has just started. I can draw it myself

What a coincidence.

I've just drawn one. Keep

If you're on such a roil, try and draw them all

But plus this,

I've a pair

You can wait

Well, I'll discard it for you to triplet

What? How come there's five Fat Chois

You got one, he got one, my brother got one

There's one on the table where is the five one?

But you said you've got a pair of Fat Choi

Believing everything people tell you

Don't go into card games then, go to religion

Old man, don't be such a smart ass!

Draw your card

Change card? We follow him and discard Fat Choi

East

Kong.

Kong on kong.

Kong on west

What luck! Kong on North as well.

Scared?

There're 2 red Dragon on the table but no 3 Dot

I'll discard the Red Dragon and call the 3 Dot

Red Dragon

Don't change you wind twice. 3 Dot

No one will discard the 2 Dot to you

you guys are really not going to do that, uh?

Of course not

I self draw to win 8 laak

This time you really self drawn your own life

Self drawn your own life

You've declared a wrong win Pay us you life

My friends, my eyes may have been demonized

Give me another chance.

Or I won't die in peace

All right. We'll let you die peacefully

Please bless me

The chance coming again!

Kong!

Kong on Kong!

Kong again. Please, not another one

Not the Kong on North too

Watch out now. Don't declare another wrong win

Better be extra careful

What card is this?

Red Dragon

And this one?

3 Dot

Are you sure it's 3 Dot and not Red Dragon

If you don't believe it, try to win

But this is a pair of Red Dragon! Can I be wrong?

Or not. I'm in a bad luck trend lately, 3 Dot

Red Dragon, triplet

But he said it is a 3 Dot

That's what he said, what do you say this is?

Red Dragon

Then I can triplet

No way, it's a Red Dragon, I declare win

Are you really declaring win?

Of course I am . So what?

Can my eyes be demonized

Oh, Ghost...

Don't squeeze my...

We'll let you go

only if you do one thing for us

No problem. as long as you don't ask me to turn your son

I'll do anything for you

Inside this box is General Issey

Today is the rebirth of his poltergeist

You must bring him back to the upper world

Thank goodness it's only a nightmare

It can't be?

Help...

Ah Wong, are you escaping jail?

Evil spirit...

Ah Wong, don't you run!

Stop running

It's not me who wants to run

The evil thing is right behind you

See, I told you he is just trying to con us

Let's go after him

Please don't bite me. My blood is infected

Just found out last week that I got AIDS

I need to go to the toilet fast

What? Under repair?

Open up!

Are you Man Chiu?

Constipation problem?

You must have eaten too much bean

Hold on tight

Is really that relieving?

Can't wait any longer.

I'll use the ladies room

Sorry, I really need to go

Sir...

What's wrong? Hurry up, say it

We have an escaped prisoner

Which one?

Ah Wong

Ah Wong?

Sir, did you say you have to use the toilet?

Not anymore. After such a heavy mental strike

I've lost all moods to go

Even if | force myself, it won't be comfortable

| don't wanna be like him, constipating that hard

What? What constipating?

You two must get Ah Wong back here

before | come into work tomorrow morning

Buy enough mosquito insense

and be prepared to guard the reservoir

You two, come here

Run!

Why is the term jackass always has to be jack?

What about clever and good?

Stop talking this nonsense, jackass!

Ah Wong has really got us into trouble this time

What am | afraid of? I'm a goblin now

If | yet my hands on him...

We've been running all over for you!

Don't come near me, I'm a ghost

Ghost? Still trying to fool us?

But I'm really a ghost!

Really?

Why can't you two leave me, a ghost alone?

Help! Police violence! They're beating up a ghost

Go to hell!

Can you recognize this face?

Where's Ah Wong?

We're working so hard

and you just lie here

Ghosts can be tired if we don't rest in the day

Get up!

Is this the one who let you out?

Most Likely, Except for the two teeth

What teeth?

Teeth like these two of mine

Never seen anyone with such ugly teeth as yours

But it's true. What | said is a real fact

Because both he and | are from the underworld

Fabricating again?

I'm really a ghost, really, sir

Nonsense!

Look at yourself, do ghost have shadows?

A ghost? Ghost can fly. Come on, fly for us

Ghost can go through walls, can you?

Show us

Please don't...

How can | do all that yet. I've just died. Didn't even pass the 7th day test

| may still be half human half ghost

As one said, an apprentice

But | do have some power.

Let me bit you and try

Come on, bit me...

Macky, you're not for real, are you?

Don't you worry!

You're not going to regret it?

| won't regret it!

Even as a ghost, you're still as dumb.

Will | use myself as a test?

Of course I'd rather use you

What do you want to do?

You said you're a ghost, right?

Right!

Ghosts are not afraid of bullets, correct?

Correct

I'll now fire at your heart three time, O.K.?

No. I'm just guessing

What if I'm wrong? Then, I'll really die

I'm not even sure if I'm really dead

What if | still have 1% human in me?

What a way

| maybe quilty enough to be killed

But making you as a murderer is bad, right?

You sure know now to protect us,

Personal reward

Good morning, sir

How can you prove you're a ghost?

I'll turn into ash when | see sunlight

Good. We won't be in trouble.

Try it

If you turn into ash,

then I'll believe you

Come on

I'm not a ghost. I'm human

You're human, right?

If you're human then you can see sunlight

Please don't

It's really good news.

You caught Ah Wong back, uh?

Thank you for all the hard work

But | don't think you'll recognize him

Ridiculous!

I'll recognize him even if he turn into ash

Where is he?

Look at this ash and see if it's him, sir

This ash is Ah Wong?

You two jerks! Trying to pull one on me?

Sir, someone just filed a report outside

Last night, the cattle stable was demonized

| need to take a leak

Go on then

I'm afraid

You've got no guts at all I'll go with you

You're brave, you're born in a funered home

Did you hear a strange noise?

What noise?

I've just farted

Did you see that?

can | assume | didn't?

Of course not, come on!

Don't push me

Do ghosts need such an enormous piece of beef?

Can they be having a fondue?

I'm sure he's a con artist trying to steal beef

Don't move!

There are so many of them

They're vampires! What should we do?

Vampires don't need IDs.

Let's join them

They're out

and prending to be vampires again

Wonder if they're biting pigs or cows this time?

As long as they're not biting people!

You people stay here and be prepared for action!

Doctor!

Nowadays, being a doctor is like acting

It's delicious!

Is it really?

Of course not! Go on pretending

This time is for real. What are we to do?

Listen to me!

It's mine

What a waste! What a waste!

Very good

Bottoms up

How fierceful!

Must be Count Dracula himself

Go back to where belong!

Green Hill is my family, my family...

Green Hill is my family, go back

| don't know this song!

Sing the one that we won during kindergarden

Fly, you're awful

Fly here, there, so annoying

We can whack you away, it really made our day

Fly, fly, you're awful

Fly here, there, so annoying

I've never seen you two before!

We are new here

We can whack you away, It really made our day

Fly, fly, you're awful

Fly here, there, so annoying

Hurry, into the car!

Fly, fly, you're awful

Come on, upstairs

We're Policemen!

If you're the Policemen, they're the Mayor!

Open the door!

We can whack you away, It really made our day

Fly, fly, you're awful

What are you doing?

Continue with your singing

Sir, please don't make fun of us anymore

Stupid! Who's making fun of you?

I'm now making a report, taking in evidence

Sing!

When can we stop singing?

Yeah?!

Sing till your new Chief arrived to take charge

I'm transferred here to be in charge of you two

My name is Fanny Ho

I'm a very democratic person

That's why you needn't treat me as your Head

You can treat me as a friend

But whatever this friend says is always right

Whatever you say before the world end

is right

The first case that | handle in this district is to find Ah Wong

And arrest him back

I've just read the report you filed on the case

Except for 2 ketchup stains

and 14 wrong word

The content is so incredibly ludicrous that it's purely nonsense

Am | right?

you're right

the way | see it, Ah Wong didn't turn into ash

He has just escaped jail

But you two just won't admit it. Am | right?

No, you're wrong

I'm wrong? You're treating me as your Head

not your friend?

Good! I'm ordering you as your Head

You have 48 hours to arrest Ah Wong

Or else turning into ash won't even do you two any good.

Get out

Bitch! Thinks she's cool with those sunglasses

Damn her!

Where is the most haunted place in Hong Kong?

Why? Want to put up an ad for lost and found?

Ghosts can be anywhere. Where can we find Ah Wong?

In 48 hours,

we take her to somewhere haunted

If she runs into any ghost, she'll believe us!

Haven't you heard when one's luck is high

The metal ranks on her shoulders

Will surely scare anyone away

Let alone ghosts. That's hard

We can bring her luck from high to down

How?

Make her eat dog meat!

My mom said when one is in high luck, one must never eat dog meat

Or else, one's luck will go

But it's summer, where can we find dog meat?

That's right

Lucky, this is really not your lucky day

Lunch looks tempting today

Uncle Wah, don't be so upset over lucky

Lucky will come back soon

Let me buy you a cup coffee?

0.K.

You'll find him back I'm sure

Lucky is my life long pet and friend

If | find out who killed him

I'm going to kill whoever it is!

Delicious beef brisket rice

Want to try some, Madam?

No thanks, | prefer sandwiches

You know how bad these sandwiches are?

You know how bad these sandwiches are?

Will make you losing weight

But this beef brisket rice is different

It's cooked with it's own special sauce. Try it

But | don't like briskets

Right on!

beef briskets are for the common peasants

People with great success like Madam must eat

Fresh tomato fried beef rice with red pepper

It's really very appetizing

Will you two leave me alone

And let me finish sandwich in peace?

Sure!

Really not interested?

Get out!

Yes, madam!

Lunch time

Look at this

This beef stinks!

Yeah, it smells like catfood!

Let me kill him!

Which one... Which one?

Your beef really stinks!

My beef stinks? | said it's you that stinks!

All the beef | serve is fresh

Crook! Think you can get by with unfresh meat?

Right!

You may be able to fool others but surely not me!

| should know, | was born in a cattle stable

Who cares if you're born in anywhere

If you don't believe me, get someone to try it

I'm for it

Get someone to try it...

Let me try

Get your hands off!

You'd eat anything in sight

You can never tell the difference

Madam, Madam is fair

Let Madam try it

Madam! Try it!

Madam, you must help me gain justice back

Try!

How does it taste?

How was it?

It tasted a bit strange

Strange, uh?

Eat another piece to taste it better

There's a number on this piece

What? There's a number?

PC3661!

What? PC3661

Isn't that Lucky's number?

Bastard, you've killed my Lucky. I'll get you!

Don't go!

Catch him. Don't let him get away...

| have nothing to do with this

Let me kill you with my bare hands!

The meat was given by Macky Kim and Man Chiu

They even taught me to do this act so that

They can con Madam into eating dog meat

I'm bad

I'm wrong

I'm low

I'm selfish

I'm immoral

I...

Anyways, it's my fault

Yes. It is my fault!

I'm responsible for Lucky"s death

Madam, we're just kidding

You two animals!

| must avenge for Lucky!

Wait!

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth

I've killed Lucky

but | can't pay you with my life

I'll stab my leg with this!

Will that do?

How gallant! I'm pround to call you friend

What a heroic thing to do!

Of course!

Go on, stab...

Fine, for you to see, I'll stab

What's wrong? How come you stab me instead?

Macky Kim, are you all right?

You did the actual killing, | must stab you

But you think up the whole scheme!

The thinker can't be classified as guilty

| always think of the positions to use if | can make it with Millie

She never sue me for rape?

Lucky, I'm sorry

Lucky, I'm sorry. Bow-Wow

The floor is smoother than your face.

We quit

Yes, yes!

After this, to the carpark to wash all cars

Then come back here and polish all the boots

You're just punishing us to be police dogs

Lucky never had to polish boots

Lucky never got paid, what about you?

Madam!

What's happening?

Sir?

What's the matter?

A woman body was found at the city reservoir

Come here, everybody

Thy deceased was a teacher for the blind

Cause of death

is excess bleeding from a left artery

Do you have any idea what bit her?

We can't be sure as yet

Madam, believe us

This woman was bitten to death by a ghost

Yes Madam, We've even found some information

This is the one who bit An Wong to death

When the war ended, he committed sabuku beneath our police Quarter

- He's that General Issey - Yes!

Nonsense!

You want two more piece of furniture at your home?

What do you mean?

If she doesn't become a vampire

by 12 tonight

We'll cut our heads off stools for you

Fine, I'll trust you one more time

Only one minute left

How can she rise? She's already dead

If the dead can be risen, H.k. will overload

You're so dumb. Irying to con Madam

Clean your hair and prepare to become a stool

If | lose, you'd become a stool too, remember?

I'm trying to confuse her so she'd forget me

Better for one to lost than for two to lose

If you're born twenty years ago, you'd be a traitor

Damn it... You're insulting me

So what? Out!

You're daring me? I've been wanting to fight you

Good. Come on!

She's up!

You see?

| told you she won't dead. Let's go!

Stool number 1, Stool number 2

Yes

Madam, please be seated

The stools at my house arent't used for sitting

They're used for kicking!

That hard? Want to kick us to death?

Think you'd be dead by kicking your heads?

A bullet through your heads, you'd still live

Why?

Because you two got no brains at all

How can you say such senseless things?

Ghosts, vampires, any werewolves?

How can a dead body be staring at me?

| told you she'd be up

A fact. What a solid piece of fact!

Happy?

I'm happy not because I've proved myself right

It's because you're wrong that's exciting

Madam, where are you going?

| must report this to Chief Shun

Aren't you afraid he'll say you've got no brain?

Why are you following us? Go lock up the room

If she gets away, we'd be in trouble

Where's the key?

On the bed

The bed?

Rest more. If you're hungry

I'll call the nurse to get you some blood serum

I'm just here for the keys

| won't disturb you

Open the door!

Chiu what's going on?

Chiu, open up!

You're under arrest!

Don't move!

Let's go

Thank goodness they don't need me

Come on!

The chance is coming!

Stop!

I'm charging you dangerous driving and speeding

Here is the ticket

We're on an assignment. Stop bothering us

Handle this one yourself

Hurry up and hide it

Sir,you're on a case? What kind?

We're chasing a...

A whore is running nude on the street

Nude on the streets? We'll help you out

You two go that way and search

Great..

There's an ominous vapor about this house

That's exactly what | have in mind

| think not. Maybe someone's having a barbecue!

Let's go, go..

| know Let's go!

Move

As a cop, one must be quick moving. Let's go

She's mental

Unreal!

"Sam Shing House"

Don't push!

Go in!

How daring! A real courageous woman!

I'm telling you two to go in!

Told you she's gutless

Says who? I'll go!

Told you she's brainless

Madam, allow me

Let me do it.

I'm an expert at Karate

Madam, this door is open. Come in!

What are you laughing at?

Don't move!

This ghost is really vicious!

What ghost?

You're not a ghost?

You're crazy with me Chung Fat Pak here

Ghosts won't show up within 20 miles around

That good, uh?

| started learning at the age of 5

Because famous at 16. At 20 | opened a store

Why a store?

To make a living, so. | opened up this store. | still need to eat

Who are you?

We're the Police

Police? What are you doing here?

To catch a female goblin

A female goblin?

What do you want?

Madam, we've found that whore addict

She's at the Three Saints House nearby

Take us there

Yes

Wait a minute

Close the door!

You can come out now

They're all right now, Master

All right? We've only just begun

What should we do?

Set up the altar

You, go to the henhouse and bring back 2 cocks

Light up the 7-Star Lantern and keep it burning

Paste these all over the house

Cock, cock...

You damn fowl. Where can you run to?

Master, help!

Master, help!

Very severe!

Kill the cock and bring me the blood

Give you!

Kill...

' kill it!

Kill it...

' kill it...

A little cut here will do. There's still blood

Hurry up

Master, the blood is here

Two drops?

You hang on for a while

Me....?

Does it hurt?

Move aside!

Hurry, catch it back

Where's the knife?

Knife. Can you use my walkman to hit it?

Damn it!

No way, Master. | can't hang on any longer

Master is really something

| cave me alone

Hurry light up the 7-Star Lantern again

Light up!

Master, save me!

Hurry up you guys. Leave this place

Run, hurry!

What are you looking for?

Come on, hurry up!

Wait for me!

Come on, hurry up!

Where are you two?

We're being allured by the demons

Mon said if this happens, take off one's pants

Put them over one's head and walk forward

Can't take them off

What are you doing?

Take off my shorts to cover my head, not for you

| can't take these off

Take mine and cover your head first

Don't you dare? What about me?

Take one more off for her

Such then, I'll take off my last pair for you

No need!

I'll hang on to you.

It's the same

Clever

Macky Kim, where are you guys?

There's nobudy here. Might as well take them off

Better than being eaten by rats

I'd rather you bite me. Go on, bite!

Damn! Wonder how Madam is doing?

Yeah, where can she be?

A rose?

If anyone hears about tonight. I'd kill you both

Good morning, Madam

Morning. You promised you won't say a word out

We won't say a word, don't worry!

Rosie Rosie | love you!

We're just kidding

This tactic is really outdated

You can't catch a thief because you bumped into ghost?

Why do we need SWAT teams?

May as well hire exorcise.

Sir, please believe me

| was brought up in a civilized family

I've been educated logically and scientifically

I've never believe in paranormal things before

But after what happened last night

I'm sure Ah Wong was killed by a ghost

My Pa is a Taoist; priest. My ma, a psychic

Ever since | was born, | have Yin Yang eyes

Where I'm living now used be a mortuary

If ghost exist, how come | never even see one?

If the three of you still insist there're ghosts

| must trouble you again to catch one for me

| would be really grateful if you can do that

All right. We'll catch one for you to see

I'm all for it

I'm not

It's two against one, the majority wins

Then you two go without me

Why? He can't do anything during daytime!

You can't guarantee that

No matter what, I'm not going!

Come on!

The three of them must be up to something

Madam, | think this must be the one

Move on, what are you afraid of?

Who says I'm scared?

If not, why carry all these junk with you?

They are protection for the just in case

Throw them away

All we need is the wooden stake and nail. Let's go!

Move it!

According to the weather forecast

The total exlipse of the sun which appears only once

Every 10 years will happen today at 2 p.m.

That is 15 minutes later

in the sky of Hong Kong

The total eclipse will last for about three minutes

Gus, look at how beautiful this place is

It's not haunted. It's like a Bahamas resort

These containers

| bet they're for coconuts

You know coconut juice. | can even smell it

There's a big lounge inside and a wine bar too

Madam, do you believe me?

Yu don't believe me?

You're so smart. Can tell that. I'm lying

Why don't we quit work

earlier

and go Disco?

Disco? You hate disco?

Let's go barbecue

Why look at me so despisefully?

So I'm afraid

Don't want to leave? I'll go home to mother

Man Chiu

| know you won't let me off the hook so easily

Hold on tight

| know. Be careful

Coming through. Watch it!

Painful!

Pull harder,Chiu!

You pull off my pants!

Madam, are you all right?

You try banging down from up there and see

You're so clumsy. Come in here first

OK

My stomach muscle is too thick.

Can't get in

I'll help you!

Use some strength... Come on, try harder

- What now? - | can't do it!

| can't get in

You guys must go and operate without me

Not much time left. Too bad | can't help you

Go on. Don't wait for me

Go on told you not to waste time on me

Just leave him there

Go...

Scared? It's not the first time you see him

But it's the first time to do this. I'm scared

It's the other way round

What's the matter?

Why are you screaming like that?

| was psychologically prepared to see the head

who would have guessed I'll see the legs first

How come she's here?

Then this one must be...

Who should we strike first?

Of course it's lady first, stupid?

Hey, strike!

Strike her!

Strike...

Strike...

Strike!

Strike!

Strike!

Get on with it. What a chicken!

Let me do it

It's about 2 p.m. How come it's getting dark?

Hit her...

Strike her...

You hold her down first. I'll start hitting

Quickly!

It's your turn next

Good. Let me hammer that Japanese to death

E LA SHE YA EMA SAN

Hurry up... get into the casket!

I've no business here. I'm just delivering

You see, | sell garlic

I've nothing to do with this

Really, it's not my business. Don't come over

Please don't, don't come over here

Man Chiu

What?

Where is that creature?

How would | know? Maybe go out!

I'm really afraid! Hurry and ask Madam to leave

You can come out now

No | won't!

That thing is gone

| don't believe you

I'm Macky Kim

Prove it!

Rosie, Rosie, | love you

Told you not to mention that ever again

It was so eery and I'm not exaggerating!

Wait for me! Did | miss much?

You're so late

Really

Do believe it. When that sunbeam came in

That vampire disappeared just like that!

Is that for real?

Chung, you're a retired exorcist

This used to be your field of work

Are there any ways to capture vampire back?

This time, you've really irritated him

You needn't look for him. He'd come after you

Really? Don't scare me?!

I'm not trying to, Madam

If you want to sleep tight tonight

Learn the "Eminent Star Strikes Dipper" procedure

Is it very hard?

No, it is very easy

Before you sleep, put your slipper at the end of the bed

with one sole upwards, the other down

What's that for?

It's a victory endorsement

You then fold a pair of undies into a octagon

put it on top of your head as a pillow

Now pose "Eminent Star Strikes Dipper”

like the one on the wall

No ghosts will come near you

But we can't do that all through our lives?

Is there a sure way to destroy that vampire?

That's hard because he's not ordinary vampire

He's not afraid of curses or peachwood sabres

Unless you can find seven coffin nails

Seven coffin nails?

These seven coffin nails are only useful

If they've been buried before a period of 7 weeks not over

First nail his four branches then his two air holes

The last one, aim it straight to his heart

Then what?

Then he'll be destroyed forever lasting!

Remember "Eminent Star Strikes Dipper” tonight

What do you think, Madam?

For safety sake,

you two better go home with me

We'll sleep at Madam's place tonight

You in one room, Madam and | in another

Then we can watch over each other more closely

What a one-tracked mind you sex manic!

I'm not sexual, just friendship

| find my taste and Madam's more alike

Yes! You're both low and unrefined

Low? You're saying that Madam is unrefined?

Look! You know what these are?

Japanese plant art.

Symbol of style and culture

Japanese? They are originally from China

Prove it?

During 255 B.C. Emperor Chin

Send Cheng Wu together with 3,000 virgin boys and girls

And these plants to venture the East, that's Japan

So how can you say they're not from China?

Cheng Wu was in the Ming Dynasty, not the Chin

Difference of 1,000 years. It was Hsu Fu, fool!

Anyway, they're from China.

Or they can't be so tall

Shorten a bit, then, it's Japanese

It should be like this!

No, it should be like that!

It should be like that!

Like this...

Madam, the door of your place is so refreshing

My mom destroyed it. Since she died three years ago!

Nothing has been moved or changed

Especially these three plants. They're her favorites

You two bums!

| told you not to fool around with these things!

You must be hungry. I'll go out for some food

Madam, don't you believe a word he said!

| didn't touch anything, | didn't!

Do | look like someone who is so nosy?

| have been brought up very properly

Macky made me dressed up as a woman

He said he wanted to see how | look like. Don't you know he's guy?

He's guy... really

Bastard!

Beady eyes is badmouthing me again.

He'll see!

Madam, don't be mad at me

Your dad is not in Hong Kong to comfort you

How about me taking his place to do so, uh?

You, get away from me!

Madam, aren't you afraid all alone in there?

Eminent Star Strikes Dipper!

Madam, it's me. Are you feeling lonely?

Get put!

Yes, Madam!

That proves she's really not interest in me

What a failure!

Man Chiu,

what are you doing?

I'll really scare you this time. Play cool?!

Where's my undies? Eminent Star Strikes Dipper

The other side of love is hate. She must pay!

Such a coward. What a cop!!

Help

Open the door...

Open up... He's here.

No, | won't...

Open up

| won't...

Close the door, quick!

Want a night snack?

Here are two of them!

| was just fooling around...

Wait for me!

What is the matter with you?

No,I'm having a cramp!

Now what?

There's only one thing to do

Eminent Star Strikes Dipper!

Dipper your head!

He's fearless

There's him in the woods, I'll die for sure

Shut up!

Bite you to death...

What an act! I'm Macky Kim!

Seeing you again is such a relief!

Let's talk no more. Go in and check on Madam

Where's my undies?

Troublemaker!

You saw? Eminent Star Strikes Dipper!

It worked! Eminent Star Strikes Dipper!

Eminent Star Strikes Dipper!

Eminent Star Strikes Dipper!

Eminent what! It's me!

How is it? Everything is all right now?

Seeing you two again bring tears to my eyes

How come you two are standing there?

How's that? His blood stings!

Eminent Star Strikes Dipper!

Oh, my god!

Let me borrow them for a while

Eminent Star Strikes Dipper!

No, | can't

Don't come near me! Help me!

Eminent Star Strikes Dipper!

Breadstick!

Now what should we do? So trouble!

There are only two ways to go

Which two?

First, is to head onto the haunted house

Haunted house? No way. | choose the second one

Go to the cementary and dig out seven coffin nails

Then come and meet me at the haunted house

Cementary? That's worse

Let's move!

This really look suspicious!

What a coward!

What are you doing here alone?

I...

[... You don't know?

I've come for Ah Wong!

You finally admit Ah Wong didn't die!

Everyone shares problems but not rewards, right?

That's really logical!

You stay here. I'll go!

Catching thieves under such atmosphere is fun

Much more comfortable

Ah Wong, stop right there!

Who? Ah Wong?

Playing with me, right?

Sir, are you okay?

It's okay...

Ah Wong Play tricks on it.

Let me teach him.

Ah Wong,

why are you standing here like a wooden?

Look at you. Dressed like that

Wanna scare me?

That's really stupid!

Look at you.

Even painted your nails?

Aren't you ashamed?

No matter how you try, you don't look like one

Let me teach you how to be a ghost

I'm sorry! I've mad a big mistake

So it's Samo Hung making a horror movie here

| love all the movies he made

Where's Lam Chin Ying? | want his autograph

He's not here.

I'll come back again

Local movie producers are so serious now

Using real ghost to make horror movie

No wonder the box offices are ridding so high

Given the chance, | want to have a part too

Help.

Ghost! Ghost!

Help. help me...

Macky Kim, help...

Run! Hurry!

This way!

What now?

Fight back! We may still have a chance

Help... help...

| got the nails!

Man Chiu, help!

I'm coming!

Go to dead!

Man Chiu, where's the nail?

Over there

Hurry...

Help...

Hurry...

Help...

That creature is right behind!

Let's go out the other way

You are really too much...

Why didn't you tell me he is so fierceful?

I've really run my legs out

Sir, he's already half dead from our nailings

Look at him. He's more tired than us

Sir, What are you laughing at?

Day is breaking.

He's afraid of the Sun. We're not afraid.

You're right!

Help...

He is coming, what should | do?

let's pull him back

He is coming, Run

Run

Sir, I'm Sorry

It's too much. Fortunately, The cut is not deep

Let's Aevenge for Chief!

Sino-japanese war ended so long, don't stir up again

Let me do this.

Man Chiu, Are you ok?

Macky Kim, Be careful!

HOLD ON

Let's Go, Go!

No... No... Not my business

Don't bite! | have Hong Kong foot!

Go to hell!

Don't let him stop. Go after him!

| following you!

Be careful!

Sir, catch!

It really hurts

Help, help me!

Sorry. | didn't do it on purpose

He's afraid of sunlight!

Oh no! Sir!

Are you right, sir?

I'm all right...

Are you right, Madam?

I'm all right...

He didn't bite you?

No!

Better check thoroughly

Bitten

Yes, but it's a hicky

Then we must really check it out!