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Hmm, blonde.
More fun.
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Everything is more fun.
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Donna, if you only knew what I'd
like to do with you and your new hair,
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you would beat
the crap out of me.
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You know, I might just beat
the crap out of you anyway.
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Yes.
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So now that Donna's
not Big Red anymore,
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I guess we have to go back to
what we called her when she was 12.
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Jugs-a-popping.
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Man, I hated Jugs-a-popping.
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Well, you shouldn't have
had popping jugs.
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Speaking of objectifying women,
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Jackie, there's a Take Back
the Night rally tonight at the park.
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Do you wanna go?
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Oh, and be with your deep-voiced
gal pals? Mmm! No, thank you.
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This is important.
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Women should be able to
walk through the park at night
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without being harassed
by weirdo men.
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Hey, that was one time!
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I'll go.
Really?
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You'd be, like,
the only guy there.
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Although, there is some
question about Shirley.
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No, it'll be great. Why don't you
come by when Hyde's dad is here?
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We'll go over there after that.
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Yeah, it's my Steven's
big night.
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He finally decided he
wants to meet his real daddy.
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I kept hearing
this voice telling me,
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"Meet your father.
Meet your father."
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I finally said okay,
Jackie shut the hell up.
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I did, it's a true story.
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Get off the phone!
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Okay, any minute now,
Brooke is going into labor.
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All right? And I gave her the number
of all the places I was gonna be.
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I cannot miss this call.
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Looking good there, Big Red.
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We're going with
Jugs-a-popping again.
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Oh, that's a good one.
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And it's as true now as it
was the first day of fifth grade.
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That was a popping summer.
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Steven, I am so happy we
finally found your real father.
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Here. I framed the
blood test results for you.
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Now, I spoke to him
this morning,
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and I told him how your
parents abandoned you
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and we took you in,
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and it's hard for you
to say it out loud,
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but that you love me
because I saved your life.
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Kitty, I'm not sure...
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He would be dead on the streets.
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Okay, he's here.
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Now, Steven, fix your hair.
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Eric, don't mumble. Red,
don't yell at Eric if he mumbles.
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Hi, is this the Formans'?
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You know, I'm sorry, I
told your friend last week,
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we don't want a subscription
to Ebony magazine.
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No, no, no, no.
We spoke over the phone.
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I'm William Barnett.
I'm Steven's father.
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Oh!
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I mean, come in, come in.
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Everybody, I want you
to meet Steven's father.
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Steven, look.
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I'm looking.
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It's good to meet you, Son.
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I've really been
looking forward to this.
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I wanted to get you a card, but they
don't have one for our unique situation.
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So, here.
Happy First Communion.
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Wow.
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You came from him?
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Yeah, I'm not sure
I see the resemblance.
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What are you talking about?
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My 'fro,
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my coolness,
my suspicion of the Man.
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This explains so much.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Well, Mr. Barnett, please, sit
anywhere you like on this big day.
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After all, how often does a kid
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get to meet his very own father?
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So far, I'm up to twice.
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Hey, would you like a drink?
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Perhaps a cool drink
for our cool visitor?
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No, thanks, but I think all
of you could use a Scotch.
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That's crazy,
we're totally relaxed.
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Hey, you know what show I love?
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The Jeffersons.
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"Dy-no-mite."
Right?
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"Dy-no-mite" is from Good Times.
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Oh, well, I watch them all.
I mean, I don't discriminate.
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So father and son.
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Yep.
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Well, I...
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I guess Steven must
have gotten his mother's...
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Eyes. Eyes.
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Steven got his
mother's pretty eyes.
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Right.
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Or as I like to say,
"Right on."
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Okay, well, nobody's talking
about the elephant in the room,
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so I'll do it.
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You're black.
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Mom!
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Okay, please, Mr. Barnett,
we're very open-minded.
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Oh! Oh, no,
he's right.
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I, myself, love that
singer Art Garfunkel.
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Art Garfunkel's white.
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Really?
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Well, his name's got
the "funk" in it, so I...
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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Red, who's that
black person I like?
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Martin Luther King?
Yes!
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You know,
I'm beginning to feel like
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you haven't had a lot of
black people in this house.
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Well, I mean, it's certainly
not because we didn't want to.
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Right, right, no, it's just there
haven't been any available.
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You know, it's Wisconsin.
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Well, I know
all about Wisconsin.
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The only place around here
where you'll see
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white and black together
is on a cow.
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That's right! Sure!
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So, William, what
kind of work do you do?
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I own a chain of record stores.
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Record stores. That's
cool, huh? Yeah.
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I was afraid you were
gonna be a cop or something.
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I don't like cops.
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I don't like cops, either.
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Hey, who do you think shot JFK?
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I don't know, because they
don't want me to know.
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Check it out, man. I'm
a chip off the old block.
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Man, I wish Mom
had told me about you.
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Hey, when was the
last time you saw her?
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Oh, years ago. We were
dating and she just disappeared.
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I guess she married the man
you thought was your father
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and told him that you
were his baby. Yeah.
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Mom must have been pretty
relieved when I came out white, huh?
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Hello? Brooke, it's me.
Did you have the baby yet?
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No? Are you sure?
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Okay, well, I'm in
the kitchen now, so...
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No, it's the same number, but I'm
in the kitchen, so when you call...
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No, you just gotta think,
"Kitchen, kitchen, kitchen."
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Okay.
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This is
so exciting. Yeah.
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You're going to be a father,
and I'm going to be all alone.
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My clock is ticking.
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I just don't want to screw
this thing up, you know?
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When that kid opens his eyes,
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I want his daddy, who loves him,
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to be the first thing he sees.
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Plus, I don't want him
to get switched at birth
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with one of those babies
that doesn't speak English.
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Why are you here?
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This isn't your home.
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It still wouldn't kill you
to put up some pictures of me.
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I got it!
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Hello?
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Charlie Schmidt!
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I haven't talked to you
since the war.
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You know, I wasn't even sure
they pulled you out of the water.
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If I had known...
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Never call here again!
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Kelso... Well, I gotta
keep the line open.
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I'm gonna kill you and
mount your head on the TV.
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And if it helps me
get better reception,
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it'll do more for me than
you have in your whole life.
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Oh, Fez, Michael, meet
William Barnett, Steven's father.
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Good to meet you both.
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Will you look at that?
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Yeah, I'm half black, man.
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Kind of puts all the pieces of
the puzzle together, don't it?
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Hey, I'm having a kid soon. I
wonder if mine's gonna be half black.
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Is the mother black?
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No.
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I have to say,
Mr. Barnett,
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it's nice to see another
person of color in this town.
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White people, you know
what I'm talking about?
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Can't say that I do.
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Oh, I hear you, brother man.
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Eric, are you ready to go?
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I wanna get to
the feminist rally in time
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for the Hugh Hefner pinata.
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Ooh! Uh, Mr. Barnett, this
is Donna. Donna, this is...
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I'm Steven's father.
I'm black, and it's okay.
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Wow!
Whoa! Donna, please,
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do not flip out on the man just
because of the color of his skin.
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I would never do that.
I would never do that.
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Okay, Donna, let's just go,
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and maybe in the car
we can have a little talk
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about how hurtful our
preconceived notions can be.
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Power.
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Steven, this is so exciting.
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I know, I met my dad.
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And he's rich.
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Now, instead of waiting for you to get
off your butt and make some money,
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we can just inherit it.
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Wait a minute,
you mean inherit it from me?
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No, no, no, no.
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All she means is that
you are doing quite well.
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When I talked to your secretary
and she put me on hold,
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there was music on the line.
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Ha! I thought to myself,
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"Well, this is a man who
can afford a thing or two!"
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00:11:08,603 --> 00:11:11,189
I see, so you knew I had money
before you invited me here?
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Is that supposed
to mean something?
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I don't know.
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Why don't you tell me, Steven?
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What are you talking about?
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Well, I mean,
we don't have to play games.
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I can give you money,
if that's what you're after.
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That's who you think I am?
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I'll see you guys later.
Steven...
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No, you know what?
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I didn't need anything
from him growing up,
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and I don't need
anything from him now.
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You know,
that was very rude of you.
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And I can't believe I'm saying
this to someone wearing cashmere,
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but, well, I don't think
we can be friends.
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How could you
say that to Steven?
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He doesn't want your money,
I want your money.
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How could you think that
anybody here needs your money?
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Look at this place.
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Glass grapes,
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pizza rolls, an organ.
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It's like Carnegie Hall.
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I stand by what I said. What
else was I supposed to think?
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You're supposed to look at me
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and know that
I raised fine young men.
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Even though one of them
is at a feminist rally.
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Mr. Barnett,
you are wrong about Steven.
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He's perfect.
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I think you should go.
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I agree.
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I was gonna pack you
some leftovers,
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but that ship
has sailed, mister.
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I hope this doesn't
discourage you
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from inviting a second
black person into your home.
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What do we want?
A safe park!
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And when do we want it?
Now!
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I can't hear you, ladies!
When do we want it?
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Now!
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Take back the night!
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This feels really good, Donna.
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You know, I... Women should
be able to walk through this park
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without being afraid.
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In fact, someday, I hope
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00:13:20,902 --> 00:13:23,403
that I can walk through
this park without being afraid.
250
00:13:25,031 --> 00:13:27,200
It helps to whistle.
251
00:13:27,242 --> 00:13:29,618
Well, I'm really
glad you came with me.
252
00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:32,060
And I loved seeing how passionate
you got singing I Am Woman.
253
00:13:33,455 --> 00:13:36,251
Well, I'm having
a lot of fun, Donna,
254
00:13:36,292 --> 00:13:38,002
and I'm sorry,
but you look so hot.
255
00:13:39,254 --> 00:13:41,005
Your new blonde hair
shining in the light
256
00:13:41,047 --> 00:13:42,567
of the burning effigy
of that molester.
257
00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:48,930
Hey, I got an idea.
258
00:13:48,971 --> 00:13:51,891
Why don't we go "take back"
the area behind that bench?
259
00:13:53,184 --> 00:13:54,434
When do you want it?
Now!
260
00:14:05,405 --> 00:14:07,031
Brooke,
did you have the baby yet?
261
00:14:11,202 --> 00:14:12,412
Fez?
262
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,038
No, this is your baby.
263
00:14:15,915 --> 00:14:17,457
And I'm really ugly.
264
00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:20,295
Okay, I know this is a prank,
265
00:14:20,336 --> 00:14:22,130
'cause there's no way
my baby would be ugly.
266
00:14:27,385 --> 00:14:28,677
Hello?
267
00:14:28,719 --> 00:14:30,279
Yes,
is your refrigerator running?
268
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,766
Because if it is, you
better go catch it. Burn!
269
00:14:34,725 --> 00:14:36,477
Stop calling me!
270
00:14:41,441 --> 00:14:42,483
What?
271
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:43,943
Are you mad?
272
00:14:45,361 --> 00:14:47,405
No, Fez.
273
00:14:47,447 --> 00:14:48,739
Look, you sound mad.
274
00:14:49,615 --> 00:14:50,950
Well, I'm fine.
275
00:14:50,992 --> 00:14:53,286
You say the words, but I
can tell you don't mean it.
276
00:14:54,495 --> 00:14:56,705
Look, just don't
call me anymore!
277
00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:03,710
Why do you keep hanging
up on me if you're not mad?
278
00:15:05,131 --> 00:15:07,591
I'm waiting to hear from
the mother of my child!
279
00:15:08,926 --> 00:15:10,094
So you are mad.
280
00:15:11,553 --> 00:15:13,514
Curl up with the phone
so we can talk this over.
281
00:15:14,556 --> 00:15:16,184
Fez, I'm hanging up.
282
00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:17,101
Fine, just hang up, then.
283
00:15:17,143 --> 00:15:18,144
Fine.
284
00:15:28,988 --> 00:15:29,988
Are you still there?
285
00:15:33,326 --> 00:15:34,743
Yeah, I'm still here.
286
00:15:36,371 --> 00:15:37,413
Hey.
287
00:15:38,789 --> 00:15:39,789
Hey.
288
00:15:42,251 --> 00:15:43,544
Thanks for not hanging up.
289
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,053
I'm just so mad at
that William Barnett.
290
00:15:52,094 --> 00:15:54,180
I mean, thinking you wanted
something from him.
291
00:15:54,222 --> 00:15:56,015
Everyone knows
I'm all you've ever desired.
292
00:15:58,393 --> 00:15:59,935
Look, if I was in his place,
293
00:15:59,977 --> 00:16:02,039
I probably would have thought
the same thing, you know?
294
00:16:02,063 --> 00:16:04,857
It's not a big deal. I just
wanted to meet the guy
295
00:16:04,899 --> 00:16:07,579
and find out if he looked like I
imagined my father would look like.
296
00:16:09,529 --> 00:16:11,531
By the way, no.
297
00:16:11,572 --> 00:16:14,575
Well, who needs
a father, anyway?
298
00:16:14,616 --> 00:16:16,202
You know what?
I've been doing just fine
299
00:16:16,244 --> 00:16:17,804
since my dad disappeared
into the jungles
300
00:16:17,828 --> 00:16:19,428
to bring freedom to
the grateful natives.
301
00:16:20,706 --> 00:16:22,542
Jackie, your father is in prison
302
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:24,085
for embezzling
$60,000 from the city.
303
00:16:25,253 --> 00:16:26,533
I'm pretty, don't contradict me.
304
00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:41,685
Bring it on, ladies.
305
00:16:41,727 --> 00:16:42,978
You know what's great?
306
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,397
There's,
like, half-a-dozen women
307
00:16:44,439 --> 00:16:46,441
on the other side of that hedge
308
00:16:46,482 --> 00:16:48,609
who would kill to be
where I am right now.
309
00:16:51,653 --> 00:16:53,322
Ow! Ow! You're on my hair.
310
00:16:53,364 --> 00:16:54,949
Your beautiful blonde hair?
311
00:16:54,990 --> 00:16:56,617
Get off me! Get off!
312
00:16:56,658 --> 00:16:58,869
Hey, there's a woman in
trouble. Let's get him, sisters.
313
00:17:00,704 --> 00:17:02,664
What? No, no!
314
00:17:02,706 --> 00:17:04,292
That's right, you pervert.
No means no.
315
00:17:05,543 --> 00:17:07,545
No, ladies, please. I'm...
316
00:17:08,129 --> 00:17:09,630
I'm one of you!
317
00:17:09,671 --> 00:17:10,991
Let's put these
work boots to use.
318
00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:15,886
Run, Eric!
Run like Bruce Jenner!
319
00:17:17,513 --> 00:17:19,223
Oh, crap,
he doesn't know sports.
320
00:17:23,102 --> 00:17:24,645
Open up,
it's Dr. Baby Doctor.
321
00:17:27,064 --> 00:17:28,824
I have your baby
and he wants to talk to you.
322
00:17:33,613 --> 00:17:34,655
It's just me.
323
00:17:36,782 --> 00:17:40,035
I'm not a doctor,
and I don't have your baby.
324
00:17:41,537 --> 00:17:42,663
Burn!
325
00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:45,290
That was a good one.
326
00:17:47,001 --> 00:17:49,629
Listen, this baby stuff's, like,
really important to me, okay?
327
00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:51,339
So I'm trying to
take it seriously.
328
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:54,175
Hey, say no more. My
sensitive friend, I am sorry.
329
00:17:56,511 --> 00:17:58,053
No more phone
pranks from now on.
330
00:18:02,183 --> 00:18:03,476
Learn to trust your friends.
331
00:18:09,857 --> 00:18:11,317
Mr. Sexy's Pizza.
332
00:18:17,615 --> 00:18:18,991
Our special today is sex-a-roni.
333
00:18:21,035 --> 00:18:22,328
Fez! God!
334
00:18:23,912 --> 00:18:24,912
Hello?
335
00:18:25,414 --> 00:18:26,499
Brooke!
336
00:18:27,249 --> 00:18:29,418
What? Your water broke?
337
00:18:31,671 --> 00:18:33,088
What does that mean?
338
00:18:34,632 --> 00:18:36,300
Oh, God, that's disgusting.
339
00:18:37,968 --> 00:18:39,554
No, why would you tell me that?
340
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:44,350
Oh, jeez!
Okay, okay, I'm on my way.
341
00:18:45,518 --> 00:18:47,228
This is it!
I'm having a baby!
342
00:18:47,269 --> 00:18:48,729
Go get 'em, buddy!
343
00:18:58,239 --> 00:18:59,657
Mr. Sexy's Pizza.
344
00:19:02,076 --> 00:19:04,119
Our special today is sex-a-roni.
345
00:19:06,788 --> 00:19:08,790
Well, it's like pepperoni,
but sexy.
346
00:19:16,382 --> 00:19:17,841
You mean, you want some?
347
00:19:27,059 --> 00:19:28,059
We're closed.
348
00:19:40,906 --> 00:19:43,284
Hey.
Hey.
349
00:19:43,325 --> 00:19:46,579
So I was wondering if
maybe we could try this again.
350
00:19:46,621 --> 00:19:48,461
Yeah, I mean, it worked
so well the first time.
351
00:19:50,374 --> 00:19:54,253
I'm sorry about that. Thing
is, if I grew up with nothing
352
00:19:54,295 --> 00:19:56,088
and found out I
had a dad with money,
353
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:58,010
I would have thought
maybe he owed me something.
354
00:19:59,091 --> 00:20:01,260
Well, that's not me.
355
00:20:01,302 --> 00:20:04,513
I know. But when we first met,
I thought I saw myself in you.
356
00:20:07,891 --> 00:20:09,184
Yeah, I can see that.
357
00:20:10,436 --> 00:20:12,980
You and me, it's like
looking in a mirror.
358
00:20:15,232 --> 00:20:17,109
So you want to go
get a beer or something?
359
00:20:17,151 --> 00:20:19,654
I can get you in some places
you've probably never been to.
360
00:20:19,695 --> 00:20:22,406
Oh, like that cool
jazz bar off the highway?
361
00:20:22,448 --> 00:20:25,284
No, no, I'm talking about
country clubs, fancy restaurants.
362
00:20:25,326 --> 00:20:26,452
I'm rich as hell, man.
363
00:20:31,666 --> 00:20:33,501
Everything okay here, Steven?
364
00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:34,835
Yeah, everything's fine.
365
00:20:34,876 --> 00:20:37,463
I am so glad you're back.
366
00:20:37,505 --> 00:20:41,091
I felt horrible letting you
go off without any leftovers.
367
00:20:42,802 --> 00:20:45,012
It's nice meeting you, Red.
368
00:20:45,053 --> 00:20:47,173
And you're right. You have
raised some fine young men.
369
00:20:55,648 --> 00:20:59,026
Yeah, I'm real proud of them.
370
00:21:00,611 --> 00:21:02,488
They stole all my clothes.
371
00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:03,989
Who?
372
00:21:04,031 --> 00:21:06,826
The angry mob of feminists.
373
00:21:06,867 --> 00:21:09,578
Man, look at you. They even
shaved off all your body hair.
374
00:21:11,539 --> 00:21:12,581
Yes.
375
00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:15,917
Yes, they did.
376
00:21:21,632 --> 00:21:23,258
So Kelso has a child.
377
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:26,011
I cannot wait to see the smile
on that sweet little face.
378
00:21:26,053 --> 00:21:27,680
And I'll bet
the baby's cute, too.
379
00:21:29,097 --> 00:21:31,975
It is so cool that
Steven's father is rich.
380
00:21:32,017 --> 00:21:35,187
You know, it almost makes up for
my father being locked away in...
381
00:21:35,229 --> 00:21:37,606
I mean, native land.
382
00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:42,903
Eric, I'm so sorry about
what happened at the rally.
383
00:21:42,944 --> 00:21:44,572
It was like watching an antelope
384
00:21:44,613 --> 00:21:45,853
get taken down on Wild Kingdom.
385
00:21:47,074 --> 00:21:48,868
This is permanent marker, Donna.
386
00:21:49,869 --> 00:21:51,149
I don't think
this is coming off!
387
00:21:51,173 --> 00:21:53,173
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