Original subtitles

Good evening and welcome home!

Welcome to Metropolitano Stadium,

the setting for the King's Cup Final!

Pilar, we have to get going.

- I can't. - Of course you can.

No, I can't. I don't know how you can do it.

It's just a minute and a half.

There are almost 100,000 people.

It feels like you're doing this on purpose.

I know you don't choose the teams, but you could.

It's your cup. It's the King's Cup.

And can't you do it in a smaller stadium?

This one has the most powerful sound system in the country.

- So what? - That's why we're here, honey.

The anthem will be so loud. No one will hear them.

Why are they booing us?

They're not booing us. It's for the anthem.

No. They're obviously booing us.

They'd boo anyone in our place.

Sure, but Spain has only one king, and that's you.

And only one heiress who won't go out because of the boos.

Okay, well, when it's the Queen's Cup, I'll go out there.

That's for women's soccer.

When I'm Queen, the men's soccer cup will be the Queen's Cup, won't it?

Well, for that to happen, you'll have to leave the bathroom first.

Your Majesty.

The teams are on the pitch.

Thanks, Isidro.

If you need anything, I'll be in the mobile unit.

Everything's fine.

You know the same thing happened to your mother?

And she did it. Your mother went out there.

You can't imagine how well she did.

Many people came from Pamplona. And all of them were booing.

You know that face, that smile? How they teach us to wear it as a mask?

It looked beautiful on your mother.

A strange face. It only appears when thousands of people are jeering at you.

She looked beautiful with that face.

I've never seen her lovelier

than at that King's Cup with half the stadium jeering at us.

- Which teams were playing? - Madrid and Osasuna.

- That's not the same. Damn it. - Osasuna is almost Basque.

It's Navarre.

You can't compare a Madrid vs. Osasuna to a Barcelona vs. Girona final.

- It could be worse. - Worse than two fucking Catalan teams?

No, but we have to go out.

Today, we are honored by the distinguished presence

of His Majesty, the King and Her Royal Highness, the Princess.

Let's give them a warm welcome.

Ready, camera eight.

Go to eight.

Get out!

Get out!

- Turn up the anthem. - It's up all the way.

Then lower everything else.

Go to camera one.

Hold it.

Hold it, damn it.

Two.

Don't even think about going to camera three.

Calm down.

I am calm. How about you?

Because it's your future and your family's future at stake.

What's she saying?

"Another"? "Another" what?

"Mother." She's saying, "mother."

Who went to that shot?

- Who put that up? - What shot?

That one, damn it! That one!

That's not ours. The stadium controls that.

For fuck's sake!

Move!

- Get out! - Get out!

Motherfuckers.

HER MAJESTY

Roco! Roco!

Guillermo!

Mom, what are you doing up?

They're calling your cell phone.

Then let it ring. I'll get it later.

- Why did you get up? - It's the other cell phone.

Come on. Come on, Mom.

- Slowly. Slowly. - Okay.

- Yes, I am. - Come on.

- There you go. - That's it.

- Your crossword puzzle is there. - Thank you.

ISIDRO IBARRURI CALLING

- Is it about my mother? - No.

But don't hang up. It's important.

I'm not interested in your problems, Isidro.

This isn't just our problem.

This could affect every Spaniard.

Morocco again?

Worse.

There's nothing worse than Morocco.

It's the Princess.

We need you to take care of her.

I'd rather take care of Morocco.

I've left something for you in the car that'll be published within six hours.

Wait a minute. What car?

The one that's waiting for you.

Tomorrow is going to be a day to avoid reading the papers, Guillermo.

We've tried to stop it, but it gets harder each time,

so we're activating Plan B.

And what's Plan B?

You're Plan B.

Then I hope you have a Plan C. I'm hanging up.

No, wait. Don't hang up!

What?

In that case, this call is about your mother.

- I'm listening. - If this goes well...

your mother will get her title back.

What was she? A duchess?

Marchioness.

Even easier.

I want your word on this.

It'll just be a few months, Guillermo.

Give me your word, Isidro.

Your word or you can tell the driver to leave.

THE KING HIDES A FORTUNE IN THE VIRGIN ISLANDS

INDIAN CREEK, EXCLUSIVE ISLAND AND HIDEAWAY FOR THE RICH

- Sorry. Sorry. - No.

- On the contrary. - What's on the contrary?

It's okay. You can throw around whatever you want.

Why?

I don't know. You just can.

I didn't know if I dreamed it.

Well, more or less.

What?

You can't tell anyone, so it's more or less like a dream.

Can I keep the shirt? I like it.

Your shirt is in the wash.

Why?

You puked in the bathroom at FITUR

after the Mexican party.

Okay, then I'll keep this if you don't mind.

You're not going to give me your number, are you?

No. It's not that I don't want to, really.

It's because you can imagine

what a hassle the whole national security thing is.

Sure.

So, when you want to call someone...

how do you do it?

Okay, I just don't want to. You didn't have to keep asking.

- They're waiting for you in the car. - Who?

My phone died.

- Again? - No, this time it's the truth.

Get in. We're in a hurry.

It's been a while since you came looking for me.

I won't be doing it again for a while.

Why? Has something happened to my father?

Something has been published.

- Photos from last night? - What?

- At FITUR. - What?

What? Nothing. What are you talking about?

Get in. It's not about you. Come on.

THE KING HIDES A FORTUNE IN THE VIRGIN ISLANDS

Why did you allow these lies to be published?

It's not easy to stop the news.

It's easier to close down a newspaper.

Besides, it's not all lies.

All he's done is financial engineering, right?

That's what we asked the government to say.

- Since when is engineering bad? - Let's see, Pilar.

- You've known me since... - Since forever.

Right.

I was named Head of the Royal Household long before you were born.

Have you ever seen me worried?

Worrying is your whole life.

No. You've seen me tense.

I'm always tense. That comes with the job.

But now I'm worried.

Do you have some Ibuprofen?

I only keep that for your father, and he's not here.

- He'll be back this evening. - I'm not on my way to see him?

They've been waiting for two hours for you.

- Who? - Everyone.

Who's everyone?

- Ma'am. - Ma'am.

Hello. Good morning.

Mr. President, Minister...

Generals, Archbishop, Judge...

Good morning.

First of all, we would like to apologize for not having given advance notice,

but we're facing a crisis.

It's just one article, right?

Yes, but there are people taking advantage of the situation to harm the monarchy.

How novel.

Important people.

So what? Silence them and that's it, right?

- It's not so easy, ma'am. - Why? We've always done it.

We got rid of the Constitutional Court judges over a WhatsApp group.

There were only three of them.

Now it's the entire country.

Well...

Not the entire country.

A pots and pans demonstration has been called for all of Spain today at 8:00 p.m.

and it's expected to be well-attended.

How many of these have we already had?

Five, this year alone. And what good did it do them?

The King has never been this close to being indicted.

But my father can't be tried, right?

Just in case...

Just in case.

We've put a contingency plan into action.

Just in case of what?

His Majesty is going to stay out of the spotlight until the worst is over.

- Where? - Latin America.

We want to keep him far away from the problem.

It's best that he keeps a low profile at such a delicate time.

Are you getting rid of my father over an article?

- It's a temporary measure. - Get rid of whoever wrote it!

Your father agrees with this.

What?

But we need your help.

No. Stop. I mean, I...

What do I have to do with this?

While your father is away, another member of the family

has to take on the commitments and obligations of The Crown.

What about my job?

What job?

My job at the foundation. Do I abandon it?

The foundation will lament your absence, but--

No, the foundation can't survive without me.

They'll manage for a few months.

- A few months? How many months? - Three.

- Three and a half until Christmas. - That's four.

Four, then.

And this is the best idea you all have? Seriously?

The King has no siblings,

and you're his only child.

It's not that it's the best option, Your Royal Highness.

It's just that there are no others.

No! Nobody stand up.

I want you to sit. Sit down. Now!

When I walk out that door, I want you to do your job,

which is not to kick my father out of Spain over some nothing article!

Your Royal Highness.

What?

Is the meeting already over?

That was fast.

- You told them no. - Do you have some Ibuprofen?

I imagine you want to run away.

- Maybe I can offer another point of view. - Who are you?

The one who is always carrying Ibuprofen.

Felipe VIII.

Half his court tried to overthrow him, but...

he held on.

Adolfo I.

His own brother tried to set him up.

But he saw it coming just in time and sent him to France.

Carlos X, The Prudent.

A famine provoked a great popular rebellion,

but he managed to increase the production of bread.

He imported wheat from abroad.

He moved heaven and earth. He did everything.

And he finally reversed the situation.

Sorry. Are you going to explain all the statues, one by one?

- No, ma'am. - No.

- I know my great-grandparents very well. - Of course.

Actually, I want to talk...

about the missing bust.

This space, if you, let's say, don't assume your responsibilities,

will remain empty forever.

Why do you think I care about that space? Maybe I don't give a shit.

Of course. What happens is if this space remains as it is,

it means that the monarchy will not continue in Spain.

Everything your ancestors fought for ends here.

But more important that that,

if the monarchy comes to an end in Spain, your privileges also come to an end.

No annual allowance. No private parties at clubs.

No trips around the world in private jets thanks to friends of your father.

Perhaps you're right.

I'm sure you don't give a shit.

But if you leave today,

life as you've known it will be over.

And we don't know what the next one will be like.

All that's certain is that it is going to be much worse.

So who let you in?

You've already met.

You know him?

Guillermo Salvatierra, your new secretary.

We ought to get to work immediately.

No.

No. I don't need help.

- I'm going home, Isidro. - Okay.

It's best if you get your things and move in here today.

No, I'm not coming back.

Have you seen her?

She's the same as when she was six years old.

She doesn't need a secretary. She needs a babysitter.

I always said that I wasn't Head of the Royal Household,

but rather Head of the Fire Department.

Don't give me that, Isidro. You know I'm used to that too.

But I don't know, man.

There has to be a minimum amount of willingness on the other side.

Don't worry. Her father will convince her.

- Ma'am? - Hello, Jaime.

- No one's here yet? - You're the first, ma'am.

Thank you.

Did you see?

It's her.

Yeah, it's her.

Oh my God.

Sorry I'm late, Pili.

You know punctuality isn't my forte.

Thank God you're here, Camino. I was about to hide under the table.

Are you alone?

- Where's everyone else? - I don't know.

Haven't you seen the news?

About your dad? Yeah, I saw it. What does that have to do with anything?

Alejandra's dad spends his life at the High Court.

Listen. He spends more time there than at home.

I'm not punctual, but I'm well-informed.

They're saying...

that the thing about my father...

is different this time.

- They always say that. - Yeah.

There's a pots and pans demonstration tonight.

Hey, it's just a few freaks. In two days, it'll be forgotten.

- And our friends... - Right, friends.

Of course, you and I are friends.

It's just a term I use for them. They're ridiculous.

Look, I brought you something to cheer you up.

- What is it? - I don't know. Have a look.

- I love them, girl. - Yeah?

- Try them on. - No, I'll do it later.

Girl, try them on.

Your eyes are red,

and these people have been staring long enough.

Okay.

Gorgeous.

They can go fuck themselves.

- So annoying. - Yeah.

How are you, Mom?

Hello, sweetie.

If you need anything, you know how to get a hold of me.

Don't worry about me. Take care of her.

She's 27 years old. She doesn't need taking care of.

Okay, and I'm over 80.

That's why I should stay with you and not with that spoiled brat.

She hasn't had it easy as the princess.

Imagine the rest of us who haven't been the princess.

She lost her mother so early.

That girl is detrimental to The Crown.

The monarchy is where it is now because of her partying and shenanigans.

I'm thrilled that she'll be in your hands.

And your father would have been even more pleased.

Okay, Mom.

Behave yourself, okay?

Like a marchioness.

ROYAL PARTY

2X1 ON PINK COCAINE

I am innocent.

They told me, "Virgin Islands."

I said, "Virgins? Take me there right now."

And worst of all is now they're saying that the money isn't mine.

"How is it not?" I got very serious. "How is it not?"

"I'm on every bill."

How are you?

What do you think?

It's a lie, isn't it?

I don't know.

- You don't know if it's a lie? - I don't know.

I only did what I've always been told was okay.

What your grandfather did. What your uncle in Norway does.

I haven't done anything different. They're the ones who changed.

- The journalists? - No, I don't know. Everyone.

The journalists, the others, Spain... It's become a difficult country.

It's not fashionable to have a king.

- They're tired of me. I'm not needed. - Don't say that.

I'm not saying it. The report said it.

Of course you're needed.

No one remembers what I've done my whole life.

Do you know where I was when I wasn't with you?

Do you know what I was doing?

Taking Spain to new heights.

Signing contracts.

They say nothing about that in the article.

If you read it, Pilar...

I swear, it looks like I'm a thief. Like I've been stealing!

- I'm not reading it. - Good. That's for the best.

They're losing their minds because I was paid for my work.

They didn't say anything about everything I've brought to Spain.

Not just me. Our family, your grandparents.

Half of Spain was ours, damn it! And we gave it to them for nothing.

Your great-grandfather gave them something like 200 or 300 parks.

But, Dad, everyone will have forgotten about all this in two days, right?

They told me you turned them down.

Because it's not a good idea.

And I don't want you to go.

Do you think I want to leave?

What's wrong?

- Nothing. - The demonstration?

- We can't hear it from here. - We won't hear it.

They're just a few clowns, but they're making a lot of noise.

Let's go to the balcony.

Those people want to see me humiliated.

What they want is for you to go who-knows-where for four months.

But you're not going anywhere. You'll see that the people are with you.

Come on.

No matter how loud they get, we're way out here.

We won't hear anything.

It must be time, right?

Eight o'clock.

But I'm two minutes fast.

Everyone sets their watch two minutes fast.

Tell the President that he can go to Latin America with his 80 ministers.

I can hear one.

It's far away.

Was that the same one or an echo?

It's just two. You don't leave on account of two people banging pots.

Dad.

Dad!

You're not going to leave, are you?

You're not leaving.

Do you think I'll do well if you leave?

Do you think I'll do well?

Motherfuckers.