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Polish Television

Presents the film produced by

the Film unit "Plan"

Entitled:

The Hydro-Riddle

Written by:

Andrzej Bonarski, Andrzej Kondratiuk

Starring:

Roman Kłosowski,

Zdzisław Maklakiewicz,

Wiesław Michnikowski,

Józef Nowak.

Also starring:

Iga Cembrzyńska,

Wiesława Mazurkiewicz, Emilia Nowakowa,

Ewa Szykulska, Jerzy Dobrowolski,

Jerzy Duszyński, Wiesław Gołas,

Bolesław Kamiński, Czesław Lasota,

Franciszek Pieczka, Wojciech Pokora,

Wojciech Rajewski, Witold Skaruch,

Jerzy Turek... Turek.

Assistants to director:

Andrzej Wróbel, Bogumila Byczkowska, Magdalena Stelmaszczyk

Assistants to production manager:

Tadeusz Słaby,

Tadeusz Chojnacki,

Jeremi Maruszewski.

Assistants to director of photography:

Kazimierz Madejski, Zbigniew Napiórkowski, Mieczysław Kozaczyk.

Assistants to production designer:

Jerzy Zieliński, Bogdan Niemira, Michał Sulkiewicz.

Costumes: Joanna Radzka, Alicja Ptaszyńska

Make-up: Irena Czerwińska

The "Plan" Film Unit manager: Ryszard Kosiński

The "Plan" Film Unit literary manager: Stanisław Zieliński

Atelier and laboratory: VFD Warsaw

Sound: Jan Czerwiński Assistant: Tadeusz Wosiński

Editing: Jadwiga Zajicek Assistant: Grażyna Witanowska

Production designer: Jarosław Šwitoniak

Music: Waldemar Kazanecki

Director of Photography: Zygmunt Samosiuk

Production Manager: Jerzy Rutowicz

Directed by: Andrzej Kondratiuk

Hello Jan.

- What's wrong? - Oh, it's a silly matter.

The water's been cut off in our block of flats.

It's really unbearable.

On our housing estate we've been cut off from water for two days.

I've heard it's the same situation in three districts.

How long is it going to last that way?

Dear colleagues, I've an idea.

Let's inform the press. They'll handle that.

It won't do any good, dear Miss Jola.

I think it's As who should handle this case.

Oh, he's wonderful!

If I had a picture of him I would have carried it on me.

Miss Jola loves As.

What do you think about it, Mr. Janek?

Would you like to be in his shoes?

Unfortunately, I'm totally unlike him.

You and As...

that's a good one!

What kind of comparison is that?

But don't you worry.

Someone may fall in love with you too, someday.

Gentlemen. It's boiling hot.

Such a fever in the city is sheer hell.

On Sunday I'm going to the lake.

Miss Jola, would you like to come with me?

My friends have a Syrena car. I'm going on a trip with them.

They're a nice, young married couple.

You won't cheat us Miss Jola.

This young married couple of yours is a tall black-haired man.

I'd like the weather forecaster to predict rain for tomorrow.

So what if it's raining, I won't dissolve,

you know, I'm not afraid of rain.

I have an excellent umbrella, domestic market product.

I bought it in the central department store.

So I can easily take a trip to the outskirts!

And it's bad to be jealous, Mr. Janek!

If I were you, Miss Jola,

I would have taken part in the first trek for the lowland badge.

It's good to combine business with pleasure,

and it's good to have the badge!

Hello Jola!

- Bye, bye! - Bye bye.

Miss Jola has a very shapely figure.

Excuse me, are you Mr. Jan Walczak?

- I am. - Would you come with us.

Is this an act of violence?

Why, no! You're among friends and scientists.

You're very long awaited. Please, get inside.

Where are we going?

You'll find out soon. Please, trust us.

The issue is delicate and secret.

I'll take your word for that.

- Cigarette? - No, thank you. I don't smoke.

I'm pleased to welcome you to our institute,

please let me introduce myself: Professor Milczarek.

- Jan Walczak. - Nice to meet you.

And let me present my co-workers:

Reader Frontczak, MA, engineer Rosiak, lecturer Stalończyk.

Let's move to my office, shall we.

This fish is a bit radioactive.

It's puzzling, but it's also cooked.

What's more interesting, it's been caught cooked.

A propos: is your apartment cut off from the water too?

I've spent the last 48 hours in the institute with this bream.

I don't know.

I've been working with Professor for 10 years,

- and he still keeps surprising me. - Why?

I don't get one thing: what does he need that Walczak for?

Well, maybe he's somehow connected with the riddle

we and the professor have been working on?

The city lacks water.

The reckless ones look the guilty ones, where there are none.

They even complain about the plumbers,

they question the working of pumps,

filters, hydrophores, etc, etc...

And there's more!

They're even angry that the water doesn't reach the upper storeys.

You're intriguing me, Professor.

Well, the issue is more complicated.

We should look for the roots of the evil at its source.

All the other methods are absurd.

I will give you several facts:

Primo: a cooked bream was caught in the river.

Secundo: a drunk sailor was caught red-handed.

When he came back from a distant country,

and he was searched while coming ashore,

a certain component was found on him,

that might be useful for building an atomic pile.

Tertio: a mysterious column of steam was observed.

But there's more.

Today the absolute ruler of a certain desert country

will come here in disguise.

Whom is he visiting - that I don't know,

but I know we can't neglect the facts I've mentioned you about.

It's my scientific intuition that tells me

that they are the key to solving hydro riddle,

in other words,

a key to find out the reason of the mysterious vanishing of water.

Well, but why are you telling me this professor?

Our electric brain turned out to be helpless.

After entering all the data it spewed out a gigantic question mark.

- Only you can help. - Me?

What can I do? You're overestimating me.

- You must be mistaken. - I am not mistaken.

You are being too modest.

You are As! You can do anything!

Quiet!

This is my biggest secret.

Well, I'm not mistaken then! As, in the form of Walczak!

Lovely! Great!

Enchanting!

Now, when we know the truth, we hope you won't refuse to help us.

As never refuses to support the good cause.

The hydro riddle shall be solved! But professor,

there's just one condition: discretion!

The matter requires discretion!

Everything is going along with my plan!

I'm ruthlessly intelligent!

We're now going to greet and welcome our dear guest.

A genius will bend his head to the moolah.

Hey, Little, take the basket and come with me.

Right, boss.

Shall I bring you the dictionary, boss?

Don't be ridiculous!

The language of gold is the only Esperanto.

Our boss has the brains! He rented a coach easily.

And they think we're going mushrooming with our wives!

Keep your mouth shut!

Dr. Spot doesn't like when you talk too much!

Excuse me, there, on this plane is the uncle of this child.

Right. Come.

An uncle of this child is on this plane.

I understand.

The duty officer, I repeat, the duty officer

is kindly requested to come to the office. Thank you.

He seems not to see us?

How much longer shall we keep standing here?

If it goes on like this my flowers will droop!

Stop talking and remember, you are a child!

Welcome, our noble guest,

the sovereign, the great duke of Kabur, the maharajah!

Whom do I have the pleasure of speaking to? Dr. Spot?

- At your royal highness's service. - How's business?

Business is business. Our shares are rising.

And where's the music?

Let me remind your highness, that your visit is unofficial.

Pete, pass the flowers, will you?

What an ugly child!

Couldn't you bring another boy?

Tell him that we have long ago abandoned aristocratic superstitions.

Even for 1,500 I won't pretend to be an idiot and humiliate myself!

And you've only given me 500!

If you keep on behaving badly I'll cut your tongue off!

Excuse me, duke, but this boy has a hangover.

I understand. What's in the basket?

- Little dolls. Local handicraft. - Gold! Are they made of gold?

No, just locally made.

I was informed that you never travel without your wife.

Oh, yes, I would have forgotten. Get off!

- What do you want? - Just let me in.

- You won't get there. - I'm As.

You don't scare me. You don't have a tie.

The rules were created to be obeyed.

This is an emergency, please let me in!

I've finished. I won't discuss it with you any longer.

Because I respect social order,

I won't break down the door to teach you a lesson.

I am a flower girl. I sell roses here.

You won't win with him. It's Spot's man.

What time do you usually start your work?

At nine, when they open.

Is the maharajah here?

No.

I'm more than sure that no one like him entered this place.

I'm telling you this.

I can see everything.

Thank you for the in-depth information.

Be careful!

Dr. Spot and the maharajah are at the Golden Bream!

Dr. Spot and the maharajah are at the Golden Bream!

Be careful!

Dr. Spot and the maharajah are at the Golden Bream!

Be careful! Be careful!

Dr. Spot and the maharajah are at the Golden Bream!

Be careful! Be careful, be careful!

The conversation makes work much nicer.

- I'll talk to you then. - What about?

Oh, there are many subjects. For instance:

I had two clients.

One was a maharajah, the other one, a scholar.

They were sitting one by another.

The maharajah had a diamond on his...

- Well... - Turban.

Yes, his turban, naturally.

It was the scholar who paid the bill.

They wanted me to take them to the Golden Bream's.

They must be fond of fish.

Well, it's exactly the place I want you to take me to.

Well, that's what you call coincidence!

- I assume you like fish too. - Let's go.

Well, that's the point, that's the point.

Now there's a traffic jam, we'll have to wait.

- Would you like to play cards? - I don't have time for it.

This train doesn't have an engine!

I can smell a rat!

Just wait here!

Ok, the road is clear now, we can go.

But before we do, I have to punish the crossing attendant.

Well, that's the point, that's the point.

I'll listen to music in the meantime.

Wake up!

Wake up, sir, get up!

I'm waking you up!

Why, lef fhe sfrícken deergo weep, The hart ungalledplay;

Forsome musf wafch, whíle some musfsleep:

So runs fhe world away

You're talking rubbish!

- No, I'm just a Shakespeare fan! - That's very good,

but it's bad that you sleep on duty! I have to punish you.

I have a splitting headache.

I have an annoying buzzing noise here and here, and here.

Some people came around. They put a bottle to my nose.

Why didn't you mention it before? Where is that bottle?

There.

Alcohol!

You're excused.

It must have been Dr. Spot's devilish idea!

- What did they look like? - Normal.

One was all in black, the other one had a turban.

Only the third seemed bizarre.

A midget dressed up as a highlander pretending to be a child.

You have fallen victim to a wicked plot.

And next time you feel sleepy, just have a cup of a strong coffee.

And remain cautious!

You'll find the carriages in the siding.

- But who are you? - It doesn't matter.

What matters are the industrial safety regulations!

Especially on the railway! Bye!

- Let's go! - They're playing beautifully.

Let's go.

Excuse my short memory... where to?

To the Golden Bream. As quickly as possible.

Well, that's the point, that's the point.

What a beautiful evening.

What's bothering you, prince?

I'm the sovereign of a desert country

and the view of the water makes me dizzy.

You'll have plenty of water soon!

But let's talk business.

We're safe here. There's no one but us on this boat.

You're very cautious, doctor.

Have you dismissed your servants or had them beheaded?

A propos: couldn't you decapitate that hideous midget,

this alleged child who invited me here?

I'm a businessman, not a hired gun.

So why are you selling me water?

Qui pro quo, votre altesse!

The mosquitoes are biting like crazy. Let's get inside.

This is how it works:

here's the body of water - a huge lake.

Here we have hidden the atomic pile.

It provides energy to the immersion heaters,

and they are heating the water, up to its boiling temperature.

We're achieving the phenomenon of evaporation, on a large scale.

The steam rises into the atmosphere, where it turns into clouds

that sail with the wind. If the wind blows towards Kabur,

the device starts working. If the winds are in the opposite direction,

we temporarily suspend the production.

These are two buttons: ON and OFF.

The weather forecaster informs us

about the direction of the wind,

not even knowing that he had become our accomplice

without being paid a penny!

A noble man.

Well, that's it about the transmitter,

- is it clear to you, prince? - Very clear.

I'm pleased with this business.

Let's get down to the subject then. The receiver.

The clouds that will drift to your country should then be liquefied.

In order to do that we install a network of captive baloons,

each baloon carries a fridge.

From a cooled cloud, you obtain rain.

The rest is obvious.

Selling the water to your people, you'll earn a fortune.

On every liter you earn one cent.

I see.

A propos:

do you have a sister?

This is our contract. All you've got to do is sign it and pay me.

One moment.

I'd like to go through the research papers once again in order

to understand some technical details of your method.

When I was young I preferred beauty to science.

I'm a humanist.

I am the part of the spirit,

that wanting to do harm,

- always brings good. - Goethe.

- Physics, seventh grade. - This is synthesis.

This is brillant! This is brillant in its simplicity!

What a brain!

Pascal and Machiavelli in one person! You are a genius!

I'm signing the contract.

Well, now that the formalities have been completed,

I will tell you a curiosity about my invention.

Well, when the water in the lake is being heated,

naturally the fish get boiled.

As the weaker fish were killed before by phenol,

I get the very best and biggest specimens on my table!

You were born with a silver spoon in your mouth!

You're close to the truth, but there's one "but."

- A down payment perhaps? - Oh, no.

The money is of no importance here.

I'm just worried that As may foil our plans.

And you can't buy him.

You can buy anyone and anything, sir.

You're wrong, prince.

- Is he a Batman? - Worse.

Using the international nomenclature - he's a Superman.

- He's very dangerous. - Well, I don't get it.

If I were you, I would have him poisoned or beheaded.

Excuse me prince, but these are rather primitive methods.

They don't stand the test of time.

I trust that your grey cells

will be a worthy opponent in a duel with As.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Is this the Golden Bream lnn?

Yes, it is sir. Welcome.

I'll put the music on and come take your orders.

This kindness seems suspicious to me.

I feel I'm going to cry. I've lost my car!

Let's have some soda! It's on me!

You're still seeing it.

Do you at least know who caused the catastrophe?

No, I don't, I must admit.

It was Dr. Spot and his people!

I thought you might like to have some soda.

Here.

Well, I feel a bit better now.

I've just remembered

that I have an insurance policy at the National Insurance Company.

This soda is still!

It's alcohol!

The greatest poison of all!

Get off me, get off, it hurts!

- You were trying to poison me?! - Do you take disulfiram?

Never! Alcohol kills the real men!

Who told you to kill As?

Spot! He made me do it using a trick!

- Where is that scoundrel? - On the island.

Be careful! Be careful!

He wants to kill you! I love you! I love you!

This is the Golden Bream Motel.

Well, this is not the way I imagined a motel at the lake.

Take off your hat.

We shall drink cocktails in bed. Take off your hat.

George, calm down and behave yourself.

I read Time and Epoche.

I only drink Ballantine's.

I smoke Winston cigarettes,

and for you I have Wintermens - the foreign chocolate cigars.

Take off your hat.

Take off your hat.

You are a playboy.

You have a consumerist attitude to life. I pity you.

I won't take off my hat.

We're going to bed. Take off your hat.

George, calm down and behave yourself.

We shall be having oral sex. Take off your hat.

I won't take off my hat.

I invited you to spend a weekend with me.

I brought you here in a luxury car. You're staying in the best motel.

You drink the most exclusive alcoholic beverages.

And you don't want to take off your hat!

I'd rather come back home on foot

and be late for work than spend even one more moment with you.

You are pathetic and hideous. I won't take off my hat.

A wasted weekend.

And, for the first time, I don't get it. What went wrong?

And what about the sailor

that was caught red-handed so unfortunately at customs

with the load of uranium in his pocket?

Well, he may be dancing his last tango today.

After his luck ran out at customs,

he became inconvenient,

and, what's worse, talkative.

That helped us make a decision.

All in good cause, I've devised a trap.

I decided to arrange a dancing soirée at the firehouse nearby.

Can you hear the music?

Among the dancing couples,

laughter and the hubbub,

the sailor will die at the hands of the midget.

Cheers!

- Prozit! - And you are a polyglot!

Anyway, I regret you haven't invited me to that dancing soirée.

I'd like to see the murder in the firehouse.

There's nothing to regret.

The crime in the firehouse has no spectacular value.

The midget will finish the sailor in a blink of an eye.

You're wrong, Dr. Spot! That will never happen!

I will save the sailor, and then I'll crack down on you!

He's seen through our plans!

Put it down! You're trying to shoot As with pellets?

Get down!

It's began! Wunderwaffe!

You idiot!

It's an implosion! You've hit the television set!

I hit something else!

It's cooked as your breams.

- Apparently he liked to swim. - And so - the war! The war!

A great confrontation!

One way or another I have to destroy As!

Leave something for the crocodile! You'll sate your appetite later!

Don't sleep!

Have you lost your mind, doc?!

Now, when we're in mortal danger, you're feeding the crocodile?

It's to sharpen his appetite! Don't you get it?

- No. - No time for explanations!

He's a fierce beast! Do you understand?

Not yet.

All the better! And such a moron is a maharaja!

You said he was trained?

I've paid big money for it. I bought him in Japan.

He was trained by an Argentinian immigrant of German origin.

Ex submarine captain.

Splendid! Knowing As, he won't use a boat.

He'll swim across the lake.

I've seen through your plan, doc.

I like the idea.

But you're an idiot! We can cook As in the water!

Just turn the immersion heaters on!

It's you who's an idiot, prince.

Before the water starts boiling he'll finish us and the midget!

I'm proposing a compromise. 50/50.

The crocodile will finish As, and we'll cook the crocodile.

A cooked crocodile!

You've never seen it before, have you? It's a good idea.

- Do you like crocodile stock? - That's not the point!

It's the entertainment that counts here!

You're thinking about entertainment now?

As a matter of fact, I am.

I don't need it any more.

It's you who provides me amusement now.

Let's get ready for hunting,

which, as you've just said, is about to begin.

Hit me first!

Stop making me laugh. I can kill you.

Stop this tomfoolery! And stop talking!

Face me and fight! We'll see who wins.

Well, hit me first!

- Go away, or I'll get angry. - You go away, albatross.

The midget is a daredevil! He'll show him!

I'll tell you what. If you are a sailor,

Then I'm a giant!

The midget is grand. The midget doesn't crack up!

Aren't you ashamed of this fiasco?

If I had hit you,

you would have died of starvation on your way to Mars.

Ok, ok, stop scaring us!

Citizens, we all see what's happening here.

We'd better go home!

One can't have fun in such conditions!

If we don't go we may become witnesses of the crime.

We'll call the police on our way back, from the phone booth!

Good night!

It's getting boring. Make up your mind.

Stand up and fight!

And what's this kanjar for?

You're Spot's man. I know I have to die.

Stand on the stool, pal.

And hit me in the heart.

Wait!

Boys, what's that? A knife?

It's like a match in the hands of a child!

You shouldn't play with that!

These ladies want to have some fun. Good evening. I'm an interpreter.

And they are the maharaja's wives. The prince-husband is busy and absent,

and they've been bored for two days. They want entertainment,

and our company is supposed to provide it to them.

I was informed by someone who called me

that a party is supposed to take place here.

What shall I tell them? I'm an interpreter.

Tell them they've come at the least proper moment.

Well, I have a problem now. I don't have the time.

I get it, I get it. Don't worry.

I'm also a qualified cultural life organizer.

I will provide them with nice entertainment. Don't you worry.

No! Here, because of their irresponsible husband-rascal maharaja

they may get involved in a dangerous intrigue!

Take them back to the hotel at once!

Yes. But how?

I sent the coach back. We were hoping to stay here and have fun.

We can't go back on foot, can we?

The road leads through the woods.

I won't handle all the dangers myself. I'm an interpreter.

Good you remember about that. A woman is always in danger.

And the man's duty is to defend the woman and protect her!

I volunteer! I'll protect the ladies!

- You? - Yes, me.

I've made my decision. Please, give me a chance.

I want to go through re-education!

I don't want to be in the underclass any more!

Neither do I! I'll accompany the ladies to the hotel

and I'll get a decent job.

Thank you. That's a prompt and resolute decision.

- We thank you. - I'm an interpreter.

You can rely on them. Well, I'm going back to my work.

On my way back I'll render the vampire harmless.

You'll be safe! Bye!

- I'm an interpreter. - I remember!

We've been betrayed!

Woe is us!

Let's subject them to tortures!

Stop, you anti-social elements!

I've just been re-educated!

Let this grace affect you too!

We are all people, and the Earth is our planet!

The Earth, the planet of people!

Let brother take his brother's hand!

Let's cast our fishing rods...

...and let's become fishermen!

Let good prevail over evil!

He's telling you this as a former villain, smuggler, and a swindler!

Hurrah! Let's shake hands!

Happy end!

Everything is ready for our guest. Herman is trembling with rage.

The horizon is clear. I can't see anything yet.

He'll be here any moment. He's never late.

Wind, wind,

nature's anxiety. The storm is coming.

The drama will take place in the setting of frenzied elements!

That's what I like! What a surprising synchronization!

You are the devil.

An aesthete, first of all, prince.

- I can feel the thrill! - So can I,

though it's not my first big-game hunting.

There he is! He's swimming towards us!

Music!

Prince, let's get Herman.

Just seven more seconds and I'll open the lock.

Doc, doc, please, don't start yet!

Give me at least ten more seconds!

I'd like it to happen at the lake shore - after all, it's a show!

He's not moving!

Get him! Get him! Get him!

Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!

Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!

You must have forgotten who trained Herman.

- Do you know his language? - You are a polyglot!

A stopwatch!

Achtung, achtung Herman!

3, 2, 1, 0, feuer!

He went like a rocket! What a beast!

What's that?

They crashed! They were both moving at a high speed!

Their directions were opposite. Their speeds added up!

- They've both died. - Fascinating!

Big show. Awesome!

If it wasn't for objective difficulties I would say: encore!

Prince! Let's have some champagne!

And let's get rid of these stupid disguises!

You seem to be a bit sad, professor.

But our plan is going well.

I'll tell you something.

I used to know Spot.

We studied together, years ago.

My mother was a chiropodist and a manicurist,

and he was the only child,

spoiled by his father - a banker,

who sent him to Heidelberg,

where the father's son

got his genius sidetracked in casinos and brothels!

Imagine,

he was bathing the female circus performers in champagne!

Reveller!

As they say nowadays: playboy!

But he graduated with a gift.

Ruthlessly intelligent.

Ruthlessly intelligent.

Well, I was young then.

He fascinated me.

I envied him.

Today, I'm chasing this criminal.

- Ain't it sad? - You're wrong, professor.

Those two life stories have a huge teaching value.

Especially for young people.

I've just heard the weather forecast.

The weather conditions are perfect.

The wind is blowing towards Kabur.

In a moment, prince, you'll witness

the large-scale evaporation of water.

I need money.

- We both like money. - Let's not waste time, off we go!

Well, this Spot has made my idea come true, by the way.

Just the other way round.

It's so interesting.

From the metaphysical point of view.

Plus attracts minus.

Every negative has a positive.

Black and white.

Good opposes evil.

Thesis and antithesis.

Synthesis. Dialectics.

What's the temperature, pal?

- And where are the aqualungs? - You're underestimating me.

I like comfort.

We'll reach the bottom easily.

Mooring buoy number nine

is in fact a camouflaged lift of my own design.

- Well? - No good.

The wind is blowing towards Kabur.

No good. The wind is blowing towards Kabur.

You think Spot will start up the reactor?

Knowing the maharaja's temperament and impatience

and Spot's greed,

I'm afraid he may go the whole way.

He'll start the intensive evaporation of the lake.

It'll be too late then. We'll be up the creek.

The temperature is rising.

Professor, the temperature is rising!

- What a disaster! - We're too late!

Spot's started up the reactor!

The water may start boiling any moment! Let's get out of here!

Never! We have to stop the process!

What are you doing?

I'll dive and destroy the underwater headquarters bunker!

We were so lucky!

We managed to eject at the very last second!

A disaster of cosmic dimension!

We can congratulate one another.

As has destroyed our plans, but he gave his life in return.

Thank you.

- Is... is everyone alive? - We are,

we are.

We couldn't dream of a better ending.

The explosion's destroyed Spot's devilish inventions.

The city is safe now.

Clean water will flow from the taps again!

You have achieved a great thing, As!

You have solved the hydro riddle!

Beautiful clouds! The wind is still blowing towards Kabur.

Give me back my dollars, you rogue, you swindler,

you habitual liar,

- you scientific charlatan! - Wait a moment. What dollars?

First of all, you ass, what you wanted was entertainment!

This time we failed, but next time...

We'll fail too!

Beautiful clouds!

Off we go, prince! Giddy-up!

It's going to rain.

Well, well!

And the weather forecaster said it would be sunny.

Colleagues, it's already 8. let's get to work!

Jola's not here - I find it puzzling.

Jola is never late.

- Good morning, colleagues. - Good morning.

- Good morning. - Good morning. Good morning.

- Good morning, Mr. Janek. - Good morning, Miss Jola.

You won't believe it,

but I've been thinking of you all Sunday.

No! Have you, really?

Really.

If you want you may call me Jola.

- Do you want it, Janek? - Colleague Walczak,

- some lady is on the phone. - Excuse me.

Hello, Walczak speaking.

- Who? - It's professor Milczarek speaking.

Don't worry,

I'm being more than discreet.

And now the news:

the crocodile escaped from the zoo!

The Hydro-Riddle