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Why'd you come out to Australia?

'Cause your sun sucks.

Plus, if you can make it here in tanning,

you can make it anywhere.

Transform with Tansform.

And be the best version of yourself.

What's going on?

What you think's happening is exactly what's happening.

-If you love your wife... - Ta-da!

..you'll find the cash.

We've got to get rid of him.

I think I know a guy.

We just fed a corpse to a reptile.

Everything we want is right here in Sydney.

Small trial. You hit those numbers, we can expand.

I know that what happened last night

seemed like the end of our road.

But what if it was the beginning?

♪ Wishin' and hopin'

♪ And thinkin' and prayin'

♪ Plannin' and dreamin'

♪ Each night of his charms

♪ That won't get you into his arms

♪ So if you're looking to find love

♪ You can share

♪ All you gotta do is hope

♪ And kiss him and love him

♪ And show him that you care

♪ Show him that you care

♪ Just for him

♪ Do the things

♪ He likes to do

♪ Wear your hair just for him

♪ 'Cause you won't get him... ♪

♪ Thinkin' and a-prayin'

♪ Wishin' and a-hopin'

♪ 'Cause wishin' and hopin'

♪ And thinkin' and prayin'

♪ Plannin' and dreamin'

♪ His kisses will start... ♪

♪ That won't get you into his heart

♪ So if you're thinking of how great

♪ True love is... ♪

♪ All you gotta do... ♪

It's 'Kash'.

With a 'K'.

♪ And love him, yeah... ♪

What happened?

♪ And prayin'

♪ Plannin' and dreamin'

♪ His kisses will start

♪ That won't get you into his heart

♪ Wha-ooh

♪ So if you're thinking how great

♪ True... ♪

Well, it's been a pleasure,

and thank you for staying with us.

You're welcome.

Yeah, Mony!

There she is.

Freedom!

Where's Kash?

Uh...

♪ Who loves the sun?

♪ Who cares that it makes plants grow

♪ Who cares what it does

♪ Since you broke my heart?

♪ Who loves the wind?

♪ Who cares that it makes breezes?

♪ Who cares what it does

♪ Since you broke my heart?

♪ Bah bah-bah-bah

♪ Who loves the sun?

♪ Bah bah-bah-bah

♪ Who loves the sun?

♪ Bah bah-bah-bah... ♪

Whoa!

Hey, Martin.

♪ It's coming, it's coming

♪ It's coming, it's coming

♪ Ah!

♪ It's coming, it's coming

♪ It's coming, it's coming

♪ It's coming, it's coming

♪ It's coming, it's coming

♪ It's coming, it's coming

♪ It's coming, it's coming... ♪

Hello?

-Good morning! - Morning.

You sleep at all?

Couldn't! Too much to do.

What, you woke up at the crack of dawn to... to...

...to get office supplies?

Well, paperwork must be bound, Vicki, huh?

OK, so we're doing this.

Well, look, OK, if we want to get this company off the ground,

we gotta produce 2,000 cans of Tansform in the next three days.

OK, well, the producers are all the way in China.

It'll take 'em a month to deliver the cans.

Way ahead of you, Vic, alright?

Look, I've been calling around to manufacturers

who can produce locally.

And guess what.

Guess what. Guess what. Guess what. Guess what.

- I... - Guess what. Guess what.

- Guess what. Guess what. - You found someone?

Oh, I sure did, Victoria Marvin!

Oooh!

And they... and they... and they make spray tan?

Yeah. Well, uh, spray paint, you know.

Is that the same thing?

I mean, it's just putting liquids into aerosol cans.

It's not too complicated.

Oh, and he's agreed to use

our retail agreement thing

as a guarantee of payment.

OK, so he'll have it to us by the end of the week?

Yep, they sure can.

They said they can handle a quick turnaround.

That sounds good, I guess.

Oh, it sounds good, huh?

You guess? You're guessing it sounds good?

'Cause I'm guessing it sounds fucking great.

OK.

Oh, and guess what his name is.

His name is Nugget.

Only in Australia!

Imagine somebody named Nugget.

"Oh, what did you name your kid?"

"I named him Nugget, after his grandpa.

"Grandpa Nugget."

Hey, are you doing OK?

Like, after everything that happened last night?

Oh, yeah.

What do you always say?

You know, "Blinders on, baby!" Right?

Well, I don't think I've ever said...

Look, OK, Kash's body's gone, right?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Which means we're fine. Totally fine.

- Absolutely fine. - OK.

OK. So get changed!

We gotta meet that can guy.

OK. And we're covered with Joyce?

No, we're not. And thank you for the reminder.

Yeah, I need to go deal with that. Let's go!

Come on! Whoo!

Take care of that for me, please?

"We were at a bar. There was a fight.

"Someone knocked my phone out of my hand."

- That's reasonable, right? - Very.

A gaslighting classic, honestly.

OK.

And send.

Alright. Now what?

-Help me with this. - OK, sure thing!

Let go. Put that up in here.

-Oh, oh! - Ah!

Ohhh, fuck!

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!

- She replied. She replied! - What did she say?

Uh, she said she wants to grab a coffee!

- Right now? - Yeah. Is that a problem?

Shouldn't you be a little more well rested?

Well, I might not get another invite.

How do I look?

You... look like dog shit.

OK. Oh! Not a problem.

I'll just transform with Tansform.

We should do that as a commercial.

Not too much.

Martin?

I can already hear that's too much. Stop.

Stop.

Joyce, hi!

Hey!

Uh...

- Hi. - Just get out of a demo?

Oh, yeah, my face.

Yeah, no, no, no. Uh, perks of the job, right?

- So about the other day... - No, no, no.

Look, I get it, OK?

Me being here, it's a lot, huh?

And the whole reinventing myself to win you back thing?

Ugh, intense. Sorry.

- Yeah, it's... - Yeah.

It was kinda intense. Um...

But it's... it's nice to see you, Martin.

Oh. It's nice to see you too.

And, uh, while you're here,

it'd be good to spend some time together.

That'd be great.

But the things I said the other night,

they still apply.

Is that OK?

Yeah, no, I get that, yeah.

Just wanna make sure there's clear boundaries moving forward.

Right. Mm-hm. Yeah.

So this isn't about us getting back together.

No. Work.

Martin?

What do you think? Can we try just being friends?

Yes! Yes! Yeah.

Are you sure?

Absolutely. Of course. Yeah.

Vicki, how are you?

Well, if it isn't Mrs Joyce Marvin in the flesh!

I'm actually going by my maiden name right now for work.

So how is the fresh start going?

Well, I'm sleeping in my parents' garage

and writing clickbait for a boss who was born in the late '90s.

Huh!

OK, so then it totally makes sense

that you would ditch my brother - great!

Ignore her.

Heard you started a business.

I did. Surprising?

Honestly, you've always had a very independent spirit.

Aw! That's a nice thing to say.

Why don't you ever say stuff like that to me?

- We should go. Alright, 'bye. -OK.

Well, glad to see you landed on your feet.

We were all worried about you.

Oh, one more thing.

Just so you know,

he's not here for you.

This business is really fucking important to us

and if you fuck it up,

I'm gonna fuck you up.

Might drown you in that big old gorgeous ocean pool

or something like that, OK?

It's always so nice to see you, Vicki.

So good to see you.

'Bye.

Hey, Dad.

I wasn't expecting you till Saturday.

I need a favour.

Uh...

If anyone asks,

I was here last night.

We watched a flick in your room.

Jesus, Suse.

It's not a big deal.

Uh, well, of course.

Just your standard weekday morning alibi request.

I'm just...

I'm just covering my bases.

For what?

For base-covering... purposes.

Suse, you know I don't ask questions.

But perhaps now is the time to consider a move away

from your... your current employment situation.

I can't.

Why not?

There's a, um... a leadership transition

that I need to navigate.

It's not a good time to start over.

Place is on the market.

What place?

Our place.

The hotel.

Well, it's not ours anymore.

You always wanted to run it.

Yeah, that was a long time ago.

Do you have any money put aside?

Some.

Well?

I'll think... I'll think about it.

OK?

So... what flick?

Just so we're on the same page.

Whoo!

Good to be back!

Yeah.

Where the fuck is he?

I don't know, eh?

Kash!

Kash!

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Dickhead!

Kash?

You know, he's probably just had a bender, Mony.

Forgot what day it is.

Yeah, last time he went to the trots,

he got so pissed, ended up

waking up at the back of a horse trailer

on the way to Canberra, remember that?

-Where the fuck is he? - I can call him if you want.

-No. -No?

Oh!

Maybe he dropped his phone in the toilet.

When I get blind,

I've been known to drop my Galaxy in the dunny.

But, um, it's water resistant, though, so it still works.

It's good.

Who the fuck are you?

Um...

Blondy.

He's my old cellmate. He joined us while you were inside, Mony.

It's nice to finally meet you.

I've heard good things.

And some bad things, if I'm being honest,

but, you know, that's everyone, right?

Ha!

-Hey! Welcome home, Mone! - Hey, hey, Suse...

- Hi! - You seen Kash?

Uh, what, he wasn't at the prison?

No.

Oh, well, you know Kash.

He's probably out on a bender.

When you were away, we went out one night.

Woke up in a horse trailer.

Yeah, I heard.

When's the last time you saw him?

Hmm, couple of days.

Oh, maybe he's at the sit-down.

- Ah! -Is that today?

Yeah, third Friday of every month.

Well, there's no phones allowed, so...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that explains why he's not picking up.

Yeah, I knew there'd be an explanation.

OK, well, let's go to the laundromat.

Alright.

Not you, though. I don't like you.

No worries. Acquired taste, right?

You stay and man the fort, yeah?

- Look after these. - Yep. Cool.

Ugh.

-Oh, fuck, Blondy! - Oh, shit.

- Sorry, mate. -One job, man.

Yep.

Um...

"The connection between

"Neo-Nazis and organised crime.

"Investigating the rise of beach stabbings.

"Arson and insurance fraud." What is this?

Story proposals.

I've told you before, Joyce - that's not what we do.

Look, I get it, but there is a readership out there

for quality long-form stories.

I think I know what this is about.

You're hoping this project will compensate

for a lack of direction in the rest of your life.

You know, you can't build a life of happiness

on a foundation of sadness.

What are... what are you talking about?

I heard about the separation.

Hamish told me. He's a little bitch, so...

It's gotta be hard starting over,

especially as a more mature woman.

This, um... this isn't about my marriage.

OK.

It isn't.

Point is, um, what we do here

is short, sharp dopamine hits to the brain.

Sort of, uh, celebrity scandals,

nostalgia-based listicles, offbeat news.

Speaking of, I need you

to head over to the golf course at Little Bay.

Why?

A croc has exploded.

A croc did what?

Uh, a croc exploded.

It blew up.

Bam.

Cool. Cool.

I want 200 words.

Puns are encouraged.

Have fun!

Don't think about the marriage.

Lot of cops for a dead croc.

Any idea what caused the explosion?

No comment, love.

OK.

Uh, so you two got the initial call?

-Mm. - Who are you?

Uh, Joyce Davis, 'The Graph'.

A journalist.

Sorry, mate. Police asked us not to talk to...

- We found a hand in its guts. - Nova...

- Y-you found a what? - We're not supposed to talk...

Some bloke's hand, severed at the wrist, inside the croc.

Uh... what's your name?

- Uh, Nova. - Don't tell her.

I'm telling her. Nova Tulua.

T-U-L-U-A.

T-U-L-U-A, yeah.

- And you? - I'll be in the truck.

That's my Uncle Frank.

Uh-huh.

So you think murder?

Maybe a crime of passion or a scorned lover?

Or some psycho who likes to collect hands, huh?

Uh, so, what, they fed one hand to the croc

and kept the other one?

Ohh!

That's good!

You're good!

Uh, what can you tell me about the hand?

Uh, five fingers, no rings, tattoo on the wrist.

A tattoo of...?

A woman's face. Uh, don't recognise her.

She's not famous or anything.

A lot of blood.

- Mm. - OK. Thanks, Nova.

You were really helpful.

Oh.

So you're gonna figure this out?

Uh...

I'm gonna try.

So how's this trial work?

Well, they're gonna take that noggin of yours

and plug you full of stem cells.

So it's legit?

Oh, yeah, it's very legit.

It will fix what's wrong with me?

I mean, look, it's experimental.

You know, there's no guarantees,

but, uh, it's your best shot.

- Are we good here? - Yeah, yeah.

Well, this covers my fee.

But if you wanna skip the line,

you're gonna have to pay my contact, you know,

and then he's gonna have to pay his contact.

You know, just basic economics.

You said 10 grand.

To start with.

Mate, this is cutting edge, right?

A lot of people want in. It's not gonna come cheap.

So what are we looking at all in?

Probably end up, you know, about another...

...70, 75K.

- 75 fucking K? -Yeah.

For something that's not even guaranteed?

Mate, what's the alternative?

So, what should I tell my guy, huh?

I mean, boundaries are good, right?

Not in my experience.

Ahh!

At least she's open to seeing me.

Yeah, under her very specific rules.

What does that mean?

You know, she just...

She likes things the way she likes them.

It doesn't matter if she hurts people's feelings along the way.

Is this about the bachelorette party?

No!

But since you brought it up,

I spent months - months! - planning that.

I booked the limo. I made the penis necklaces.

Drawing the veins on there was a little over the top,

but they did look good.

So I even learned how to harvest mescal,

and what did she do?

She takes one shot

and then she's in bed before 10pm.

- She sucks! - OK, I get it.

But that was 10 years ago.

Maybe it's time to let it go?

I'm just saying I'm not surprised

you're the one doing the back-bending.

OK, look, I just need to show her that I've changed

and I let things get stale.

This is on me!

OK, but don't forget you built her a life, man.

A very boring one, but... she's boring.

OK, look, I...

It's more complicated than that.

I don't know.

I just don't think you should blame yourself, that's all.

But you know what? Whatever.

When Tansform becomes a billion-dollar success story,

all of these little boundaries are gonna seem really blurry.

Trust me. I guarantee it.

Speaking of blurry, is your vision a little hazy?

What? No. Why?

I'm just having a hard time...

Seeing?

Great! Cool.

Maybe you should've taken a nap

before our very important meeting.

No, I'm fine. I'm fine. OK?

Ah!

Can I do one?

No! Ah!

Jesus.

Thought I said no.

You gotta stop hitting my balls, please.

So, you're a big, uh, rugby fan, eh, Nugget?

Oh, best game in the bloody world.

Are you a fan?

Never seen a game.

So, uh, 2,000 cans, was it?

2,000, yeah.

Limited run while we wait

on, you know, shipments from overseas.

Oh, we can...

We can adapt the paint lines

to produce your tanner.

The set-up's minimal. I can get all the chems.

- Oh, Nugget! - Amazing!

- You are saving our asses. - Amazing!

Nugget!

Nugget! Nugget! Nugget!

- Oo-ee! -Nugget! Nugget!

Nugget for the touchdown! Or whatever you call them.

So, I reckon I can get your entire shipment to youse

in a month.

Uh, uh, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no.

When we talked, you said you could do a quick turnaround.

Yeah.

Yeah, a month is a quick turnaround.

No, no, no, we need it by the end of the week.

-A week? - Yeah. No. Not a week.

By the end of the week.

I'd have to shut down the entire production

of all my other paints to hit that deadline.

Yeah, my regulars would love that, wouldn't they?

Plus, I don't even know what this... What do you call it?

- 'Makay' berry. - Maqui.

Listen, we have 10 gallons of DHA in our car,

which is more than enough.

- I'll go get it... - No, no, guys, guys, guys...

Sorry, not gonna happen.

Is this because of the rugby thing, or...

'Cause I'll go to a game with you if you want.

I'll pick you up and...

What do you say, Nugget?

Well, still no.

I feel like I've said 'no', like, 10 times.

We're fucked.

Um, OK, maybe we just give Henley what we have.

The... the sample cans aren't that bad, right?

I mean, yeah, they're a little bit explode-y,

but things explode, right?

I mean, maybe it's, like, a fun feature.

- Are you listening to me? - Yes, yes.

I'm sorry, I-I just think I might be going insane.

OK, not right now, Martin.

Look, I keep seeing Terry's face everywhere.

What?

Oh, my God.

Oh!

Holy shit!

Oh, you're not insane.

You're a goddamn genius.

Let's go.

Ow.

So, are we doing it in a month, then?

Actually, I have a little proposition for you.

How would you like a meet and greet with one of your heroes?

- Who? - Terry Torres.

Terry 'The Terror' Torres?

Bullshit!

OK, so if we can bring him here,

you'll get us our cans by the end of the week?

End of the week!

I'll tell you what, if you two Yanks can get that legend

in this office,

I'll slap the labels on the cans myself.

Whoo!

Whoo!

Thought that would wake her up. No?

OK, see you in a minute.

Terry 'The Terror' Torres.

I think one of your neighbours is cooking some meth.

Just temporary.

What's happened?

Can't a wife check in on her husband?

I'm good. I'm alright.

How are the headaches?

Uh, I'm-I'm managing them.

With what?

Oh, I'm just worried about you, Tez.

I'm alright.

I think that's what you tell yourself.

Your son needs his dad.

You think I don't know that?!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

TJ's footy season's starting.

Oh. Make sure you eat something.

Hey.

So we're in the red, yeah?

Miss me?

Mony Monroe.

Breathing the air of the free!

Congratulations!

Thank you, Ozan. Yeah, it's good to be out.

- Take a seat. - Thank you.

Uh, Cung is leading us through his revenue report.

For his, uh, operations.

So, uh, Kash running late, is he?

What?

Kash hasn't been

the most consistent member of the syndicate.

What does that mean?

His attendance record is spotty.

Well, I'm sure he's been busy keeping everything afloat

while I've been inside.

Hm.

And he hasn't been kicking up the tribute.

How long?

Three months.

Oh, I'm sure it's an oversight, Skinner.

So you'll make us whole, will you?

Course I will.

Good.

'Cause I'd hate to see you and Kash

lose your spot at the table.

It'd leave you guys a bit... vulnerable.

Dead right.

I'll pay what's owed.

Good!

- We're happy you're back, Mony. -Thank you, Ozan.

Aren't we, Skinner?

Yeah, yeah, I'm... buzzing.

Yeah, me too.

Oh, shit, this was a mistake. We cannot call Terry.

Yes, we can. Why is it a mistake?

Because he made it abundantly clear

that any further contact would end badly for us.

OK, I know he said that if we saw him again

that would mean that we'd fucked up,

but in this case, he'd be seeing us.

Nuance, yeah?

I don't think you understand what nuance is.

God, Martin, I don't know what our other option is.

But, look, if I had had even a second of sleep,

I'd have a solution.

Buddy, if we want to make this work,

I think we're gonna have to join

the things we wouldn't normally do club,

you know?

I know that's hard for you.

OK, fine, but I will make the call.

No, no, no. He likes me. I'll call him.

But don't listen. It'll be too embarrassing.

- Oh. - It's gonna be weird.

I think this is a really big mistake!

Hey, uh, Terry, um,

it's me, Vicki, from last night

and this morning, I guess.

Um, OK, so,

I know you said not to call you,

um, but something extremely important has come up.

Yeah. Um, OK, yeah.

No, no, I'll... I'll send you my, uh, my address.

OK, please help us, Terry, please!

Please, Terry. Thank you!

Hey, Martin!

It worked!

Great!

Wait, so you were listening?

Nup!

OK, so what the fuck is going on?

Uh, with what, Mones?

First of all, Kash isn't here to welcome me home,

and now I just find out that he's been missing meetings.

So I'm gonna ask you all again -

what the fuck is going on?

Look, we all know that Kash can be erratic,

but since you've been away,

he has been completely unpredictable.

- Right? - Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, it's fair to say

that the, uh, wheels have fallen off

since you've been away, Mony.

I mean, with all due respect, it's become a bit unhinged.

So now that you're back...

Oh, the hinges will come back on.

Straight back on.

So him not being here, it's not entirely out of character.

But he's gonna turn up any second

with a shit-eating grin on his face

and some story about mega-dosing mushrooms.

Yeah.

Huh. Yeah, yeah. That does sound like Kash.

You got nothing to worry about.

So he really missed me, eh?

Yeah, big-time.

Oh, you are all he talks about.

Yeah.

Dickhead.

So are we gonna have a release party or what?

You better have bought the fucking tequila.

Release the tequila!

Yeah, Mones!

My man!

What's the emergency?

Did I say 'emergency'?

Well, you said 'extremely urgent'.

So not 'emergency', then, huh? Two different words.

What, are you mad at me?

You're looking at me like you're mad at me.

Because I tricked you?

OK, people get tricked, Terry.

But you're here now, so get over it.

- You know what I mean? - OK, OK.

We... we need your help, alright?

What do you know about aerosol manufacturing?

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Aerosols?

Wait, Terry, we need, like, 30 minutes of your time.

You guys forget what happened last night?

We fed a man to a fucking crocodile.

Yeah, we forgot that.

No, obviously, we did not forget.

OK, listen, we need to convince someone

to produce a shit ton of spray tan

in a short amount of time.

What the fuck has this got to do with me?

The manufacturer's a fan of yours.

- No, he's a big fan. - A big, big...

- Huge, huge fan. - Yes.

He actu... He said 'Terry-head'. I...

Get fucked, both of youse. Don't call me again.

Hey!

We'd of course pay you

for your time and effort.

I mean, listen, if you help us...

...we'll give you a portion of our... business.

Yeah.

What the fuck is this?

Our financial projections.

So if Tansform performs the way we expect,

the long-term dividends...

I don't do long-term, mate.

Fuck. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.

- Will you take this? -Martin...

Get a couple of thousand for it.

-Wait, are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure.

I'll give you 10 minutes.

Keep the ring.

Alright, thank you so, so much for doing this.

OK, you ready? Make him feel special, you know?

Talk about his kid.

If you see a picture of his pretty wife,

tell him his wife's pretty, you know?

Give the man a show.

- Yeah. -Here we go.

-Alright. -Hello, friend!

Hi!

Haaa!

Get fucked.

Holy fucking shit!

Terry Torres in my factory!

Wow, mate, it's...

- What an honour. - Thanks, mate.

They don't make 'em like you anymore.

- No, they don't, - Nope, nope.

Yeah, no, a real warrior, guys.

Just fuckin' front row,

get in there and just smash the pricks, eh?

- Preach! - One of a kind.

Far out. Not like players today.

They're all bloody... sign a little consent form.

"Oh, don't, can't put my hands on someone!"

- Yeah, right. - Fuckin' hell!

Can I get a... Can I get a photo?

Ah! That's why he's here, right?

Yes!

- Let's go. You got this. - Sorry, mate.

Thank you. Come round here.

Here, get that out of the way, yeah.

Bring it in. Look at the size of him!

- Fuckin' hell. - OK.

I'm a massive fan, man.

That looks good. Looks good, right?

So goo... Yeah.

Yeah.

Big fuckin' smiles.

I laugh because it, like,

just helps you look like you're doing a good smile, you know?

If you want to try it.

- Did you do it? - OK, great, I got it.

Maybe just one more, like, just like we know each other.

You know, we're just fuckin' dappin' up.

Like, just act like you know me.

Hey, bruz, how are you, man?

- Yeah, I'm good. - Is that looking good?

-Yeah, it looks... - How are you, bruz?

Fuckin' maybe look at me, though.

Eh! And it's like you're talking.

- Hey, how are you, man? - Hey, mate.

Yeah, fuck, yeah.

Just keep talking, 'cause she'll take...

- Keep taking 'em. - You alright?

Yeah, I been good, man. You been good?

Oh, great

- And just last one, last one. - OK.

Please? Is that alright?

- Just one more, just one more? -Yeah.

Just, if you grab me here, like we're getting into a knuckle,

and I'll grab you just like we're getting a little biffo on.

Fuckin', you want one?

Oi, fuckin', you want one?

- Throw one. You swing in, dog. - You want one?

Swing, you dog.

- Yeah, fuck, how's that?! - Ooh, yeah.

Really good. Really good.

OK.

Hey, mate, never missed a game of yours.

I was even at the semi

where you... you split your fuckin' head open.

Oh, there it is.

27 stitches, wasn't it?

We good?

- Happy, Nugget? -Happy?

- Mate, I'm fuckin' thrilled! - Yay!

Great, so we can pick up the cans at the end of the week.

Oh, well, no, just hang on,

'cause me and the boys,

we still talk about that scar at the pub, mate, all the time.

They would shit their daks

if they knew I could just...

...I just had a little feel of it.

You want to touch the scar?

He's not touching the fuckin' scar.

You're not touching the scar.

Mate, you should be proud of that.

That's a badge of honour, mate.

No, mate.

Get him to let me touch the scar

and I'll do your cans in 24 hours.

That wasn't the deal, was it?

OK, well, this is negotiation.

You said we just had to bring him in.

- Do you want the cans or not? - Mm, this is bullshit.

-I'm fuckin' outta here. - I gotta feel it.

- Oh, that felt fuck... -No, no, no!

Enough of a show?

Yeah. Yeah.

Give me the ring.

- Now! - But you said that...

- Ring. Now. - OK, OK, OK, OK.

- There. - Don't ever call me again.

Both of youse.

Was it that bad?

Ohhh. Oh, my God.

Detective.

- You press? - Joyce Davis. 'The Graph'.

- You're here about the croc. - That's right.

Well, it exploded.

There you go. Got your big story.

And the hand?

Well, that info hasn't been released.

Yeah, well, I'm resourceful.

Who does it belong to?

No comment.

Detective...

I can write a story that speculates,

gets the public over-excited,

makes it so that you have to deal with a lot more

than me hanging round asking a few questions.

Or I can report the facts.

You have to hold it till tomorrow

so we can tell next of kin.

- Of course. - And you'll owe me a favour.

OK.

A croc escaped from somewhere in Mulgoa,

got into the sewer system, made its way into the city.

Somewhere along the line,

it bumped into some poor bastard

who was subsequently consumed,

along with a bunch of shit,

including what appears to be a propane can.

Hence the explosion.

Jesus. And you're going with accident?

- Versus? - Anything nefarious.

We're going with accident.

Ah, the victim, who was he?

We're still waiting on an official ID,

but it appears to be Kash Monroe,

with a 'K', and that says it all.

Real piece of shit.

Which is why I'm telling you.

So maybe his run-in with the animal

was more than just bad luck?

You'd prefer that, wouldn't you?

I'm just interested in the facts.

Yeah, yeah.

It's a real delight talking to you, Joyce Davis,

but I think I've given you quite enough.

And you owe me.

Yep.

Smack in the fuckin' head.

-Are you OK? -Is there an icepack...

...anywhere?

- I'm calling the fuckin' cops. - Wait.

I completely understand that you're upset right now.

Oh, you do, do you?

That fuckin' mad prick just broke my fuckin' nose!

I'm gonna sue youse for everything you got.

I'm gonna take your fuckin' business.

I'm gonna ruin... your... lives.

Yeah?

- Shut up! - What?

- You listen to me, alright? -Mm. Mm.

You're gonna get us our cans by the end of the week

or you know what's gonna happen?

Yeah.

We're gonna bring our friend Terry back,

and next time we're gonna let him finish the job, alright?

So do we have a deal?

I SAID, DO WE HAVE A FUCKING DEAL?

Yeah, fuckin' hell, let go, you psycho!

I'll get it done. Fuck.

Thank you.

Jesus Christ!

Never meet your heroes, huh?

Hm.

Fuck.

Hello?

Tell your guy to get the ball rolling on the treatment.

- I'll get the money. - Yep. Rightio.

So what do you think happened to that hand?

I bet it's a crazy story.

Ah, some poor bastard

probably just got drunk and fell under a croc pit.

Maybe.

I'm betting it's something way more sordid.

- Yeah? - Mm-hm.

Well, either way, it's not our problem, right?

Right.

So forget about it and focus on your job.

Nova, you've got to try not to get distracted

by things that, you know,

just, that you consider more interesting...

I don't do that.

Do I need to mention the treasure map?

Uh... that was a one-time thing.

Bloody hell.

You found part of a road atlas in a snake nest

and spent the next bloody three months

searching for diamonds.

I was young. It was the folly of youth.

It was last Christmas!

OK, I hear you.

I won't get distracted.

- Good. - Jeez.

So that croc that exploded over at the golf course,

cops found a dismembered hand inside.

Cool.

The detective claims the victim

was in the wrong place at the wrong time,

but I feel like there's something else going on.

Hold on, why were you talking to a detective?

Because there's a real story here.

Yeah, the story is,

a croc exploded with a hand in it.

That's it. Print the headline. Move on.

Just let me chase this one down, see where it goes.

Joyce, do the job you're paid to do

or go find another one.

- Yep. - Also, um...

...just 'cause my door's open

doesn't mean you can just walk in.

Oh. Um... Sorry.

OK, good plan, good plan.

Ooh!

The way he caved.

Oh! And that annoying laugh.

We should get a drink. Let's, uh...

Let's get a drink. I'll... I'll buy the first round.

Oh, I need to sleep.

I've been awake for...

...I don't know, a lot of hours.

Alright. Well...

...I gotta have a couple drinks

just to even out the day, you know?

Ooh, should I ask Terry to come?

No. Right?

- No! - Would he want...

- No, he wouldn't. - No!

He wouldn't.

I love you, Vicki.

Ew, I'm your sister.

I love you too.

I really do.

Mony! Mony!

Mony! Mony!

Mony! Mony! Mony!

- Mony! Whoo-hoo! - Yay!

-Yeah, yeah! Go! -Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Yeah!

Oh, fuck!

Fuck, I'm so out of practice.

Ohhh!

Oh, this is good, eh?

Oh!

All the crew back together again.

Oh, except for that fucking cunt, Kash!

What a fucking piece of shit.

You know, after all...

...all this time,

after everything I've ever done for him,

and where was he

when I'm fresh out of the box?

Fucking nowhere, that's where!

- What a cunt. - Yeah.

Hey, uh, Mony.

There's a couple of, um...

..like, detectives.

Like that.

Mony Monroe?

- Yeah. - I'm Detective Boulder.

There's no easy way to say this.

We found your brother's body.

He's... He's dead.

And we're gonna have to ask you to come down to the morgue

at some point

so to identify the body...

♪ Satan is a name he goes by

♪ He got a lot of devil in his eye

♪ He got a

♪ Kiss of fire

♪ And it burns you well

♪ Breaks your heart

♪ And it hurts like

♪ It hurts like hell... ♪