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Not today, man.

You remember what day it is?

Why are you being so hostile?

Don't...

Oh, my God!

We've got to start going.

We have 176 text messages.

Wow.

Yo, it's Mandy.

Mandy.

Are you coming to my end of the world party tonight?

You know you are. I don't want to hear any of your bullshit.

Oh, we gotta go.

Also, Pauly Shore's coming.

Um... Oh, also, I have ketamine nasal spray.

Not even legal, just for fun.

No, no, no, no, no.

A little left for you,

- come on over. - Ugh, so mean.

What do you think

I should wear to Mandy's tonight?

I've got mechanic-on-vacation kind of energy... No?

I could just go, like,

full Santa Fe art teacher, right?

Just drape myself in linen for the end of the world.

What is this, Ezra?

I'm just kind of trying to keep in touch

with the people that I love.

Haven't seen him since his bar mitzvah.

And number two, um...

- Is he shirtless? - There's this fuckin' party.

It's kind of the last, like...

- Yes? - ...hurrah...

- He's kinda hot. - He's your cousin.

...whatever you call it, so...

I know, but...

...I was wondering if you could buy me some alcohol.

Okay, so... maybe we don't have to go out

to a party tonight,

but we can do something more spiritual.

What-what if we went to the beach?

Remember when we used to go to the beach?

We were so happy then.

That was, like, the last time you really felt free, right?

I don't know what to tell you, it's like...

My whole life, I have been terrified of dying alone,

and tonight, I am literally dying alone.

But you're not alone, you have me.

Man, you don't count, okay? You're metaphysical.

Look, tonight, I just wanna, like,

get really fucking high,

eat until I puke,

and then die.

I could list so many problems with that idea,

but the first one is, you're out of weed.

Of all the days, you really think

you should be self-medicating today?

Why can't you just be present?

I have an idea. Why don't I give myself

the present of doing drugs?

- Hello. - Hi.

Were you trying to go to the weed store?

Yeah.

I kind of bought it out.

Oh, like, you bought all the drugs inside?

They gave me a deal, I just cleaned 'em out

'cause I just was like,

I don't wanna be without on the last day.

All right, well, I guess I'll, uh...

I mean, I could give you some.

I'm not gonna use all of it, obviously.

It's not like I'm saving for a rainy day.

Yeah, sure, that... that would be cool.

I just don't want to do it in this alleyway,

it feels a little shady

and kinda disrespectful to the medicine.

If you want to come to my spot,

it's pretty dope.

It's like a very quick walk if you wanna join me.

Yeah, sure.

- Great. - Why not?

A few minutes with someone

on the last day of Earth? Why not?

Right, yeah. Cool, man.

- Yeah, just come with me. - Okay.

- It's right here. - All right.

You live around here?

Yeah, just, uh... just down the block.

- Me too. Is this your spot? - Yeah.

So, yeah, it's just right up here.

Your... Your house? Or...

It's not my actual abode, my...

My house is, uh, you know, a couple blocks away.

Yeah.

This is public land, it's not mine,

but who's gonna arrest me today?

So, yeah, I figured, like, uh...

I mean, there's... there's enough for everybody,

and also, like, I have some DMT, you know?

So I was gonna maybe do that,

but then I was like,

"Maybe that's just like a hat on a hat."

You know I mean? What's the point in doing...

- Sure. - ...DMT when you're

about to actually experience real death?

I have also CBD suppositories

that, um, my girlfriend...

my ex-girlfriend...

She used to get, like, pretty bad, uh,

cramps when she had her menses.

- Ah. - So, if, I don't know,

do either of you guys have your period,

or are either of you in your menses?

Sorry, who, uh... who are you talking to?

I'm talking to you and the childlike woman

that I'm now looking at with the black hat on.

Guys, honestly, I don't appreciate whispering, like...

I'm so...

I'm so sorry, it's just... This really...

No one's ever acknowledged me before.

No one's ever seen me.

Is this an abusive relationship?

Uh, no, she's...

she's metaphysical, is the thing.

Um, younger self.

So it's, uh...

Oh. Yeah, okay, that makes sense.

You're her younger self. Yeah.

I know it sounds crazy.

Doesn't sound crazy to me.

I had my younger self here.

- Ah. What... - Where did he go?

He fell off the side of a mountain on a hike.

He lost his footing.

If you don't want to be with your younger self,

you don't have to be.

If you wanna be truly alone,

you can be truly alone.

Um, okay. So, which one of these...

Can we just, uh... I think we'll just grab...

Yeah, grab, uh... Grab a couple

- of those 'melos. - Thank you, 'cause, uh...

I like to call the caramels, "melos."

Yeah, that's cool.

But they might be uppers,

- so heads up. - Okay. And, um...

And, uh, yeah, grab a couple store-bought,

those Rollupz, those Rollies.

- Thank you so much. - And it was nice to meet you.

Hey, uh... Hey, have a nice, uh, trip, man. And, um...

Hey, actually, I don't know if I wanna be alone. Can I...

Can I crash with you guys? Can I come with you?

We gotta go.

That was truly terrifying.

Yeah, that dude was real dark.

Oh, you're... you're calling him dark?

You guys had the same exact plan for tonight, verbatim.

Talk about a Ghost of Christmas Future.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Liza.

Go.

Like, go.

- Hey. - Hey.

You... you cross this bridge often?

Yeah, I do, actually.

I live just up the hill.

- Oh, you moved. - Did.

Um...

I'm sorry. I, um...

that I haven't been in touch.

Yeah, you just stopped.

And I just...

stopped too, I guess.

Well, it's nice to see you...

see you now.

- You look good. - No, I don't.

But thank you.

How are you, Nate?

Or is that a stupid question to ask today?

Yeah, I don't know.

You, um... You going to...

Mandy's tonight?

Yeah. I don't know if I'm gonna...

make it, but...

You have a full night ahead of you?

Yeah, pretty full.

Just gonna get, like, fucked up,

and then, if all goes well...

puke.

And that's why you have parties.

Oh, right, yeah.

I prefer, uh...

a solo journey...

as you know.

It's really nice to see you, though.

Yeah, it's good to see you too, Liza.

Bye, Nate.

What was that?

I just, I...

I panic, man. I... I become so...

fucking emotionally, like...

I didn't expect to see that dude today.

And, like...

I loved him. I loved him so much

and I fucked everything up. I... I just...

It's my whole life.

My whole life has just been

a series of regret after regret after regret.

I am just... I'm such a fucking idiot.

This is what I've been saying.

Tonight's the night.

You can face those regrets and turn them around.

Come on.

Fuck it.

All right.

Fuck it.

Let's go with a bang.

Okay, let's talk regrets.

Okay.

Obviously, the biggest one is Dad.

Right.

I'd like to be honest,

even though it's scary, tonight, with him.

Yeah.

And...

where does that leave Mom?

Let's circle back to her.

- Hard maybe. - Yeah.

Okay, next up, I would like to make amends with Ala.

That was a shitty situation.

- Yeah. - Shouldn't have happened.

Yeah. We let some dumb shit get between us,

and tonight, that ends.

Next person I would like to engage with

in a way that feels, you know, I guess confrontational,

is Larry.

- Fuck that guy. - Fuck Larry.

That dude was garbage.

And I loved him,

and I never told him that he didn't deserve my love.

So tonight, Larry,

you're gonna get a piece

of this person's noggin.

- Amen. - Thank you.

And then,

you and Nate...

gonna fuck.

- What? - Gonna fuck.

I mean, I don't know if we're gonna fuck.

You're gonna... fuck.

Please stop saying that word, it's really...

it feels inappropriate.

But, yeah, we're gonna fuck.

I love that for you.

- Uh... - Dude...

where's my car?

Oh, yeah, it was stolen.

What?

Big guy.

Very attractive. Yeah.

He took it. It's gone. Very attractive.

I saw his whole body and... and his beautiful face.

You know, I could, you know, definitely identify him.

Definitely, yeah, um...

Because it took a while, you know, to turn on the car,

and he wanted to pair his phone to the radio,

maybe he had a playlist...

You didn't think to, like, say something?

Oh, no, I didn't think about that.

Derrick, man, we're neighbors,

we're supposed to be looking out for each other.

Yeah, but the world's ending, so I said,

"Who gives a fuck, anyway,

"about any of this shit," you know?

2:00 a.m., asteroid hits and then I...

And gone! Gone!

Yeah, yeah, well, I mean, you know,

we're all... we're all in the same boat here.

Why do you need a car today, anyway?

We have some very big plans for today.

Yeah, we had a pretty epic day plan

that could have really used a vehicle.

Yeah.

All right, then, we're gonna, uh...

I guess we're gonna hoof it.

Okay, hoof away.

- Okay, man. - Hoof away.

Well, it is a beautiful day to walk.

The last time we saw Dad was...

One, two birthdays ago?

Yeah? I thought it was last birthday.

No, last birthday, he had that creative dream workshop.

And the birthday before that,

he took us to all-you-can-eat sushi.

Hey.

Hi, hello? Yes? No?

- Hi. - Hi.

- You can see me? - Yeah.

- What am I holding? - Looks like an English muffin.

Okay, what am I doing now?

- Spinning around in circles. - Spinning in a circle.

Okay. What about now?

- Like a... Like a coy shrug. - I don't know.

A "coy" shrug?

What about this?

It's like a phone that you're not interested in using.

Ah! Well, hello!

It's great to see you.

And it's great to be seen, I guess.

I guess so, yeah.

I'm Manny, even though that's Manny in there.

- He's 92. - Wow.

Ninety-one? Something like that, but...

- You're a YS. - Yeah.

- YS. - What's happening?

- Younger self. - Uh-huh. Oh, I see.

- Younger self, I get it. - Younger self.

No, I got it. I just got it.

Why do you think everyone can see us today?

I mean, what...

I think everyone's just operating

on a higher frequency or something.

- That makes sense. - 'Cause it's the last day,

- so all of a sudden... - Right.

Everything's just heightened.

- I think everything is. - Wow.

This is incredible.

It's so nice to be seen, you know?

- I know. - Like, really seen.

It's the stress of not being seen that's endless.

When you go into a shop, try to get service...

Ugh.

...try to get the manager to show up... nothing.

Right. So are you buying

clothes online mostly, then, or...

Uh, honey, we like to shop.

- Really? - Oh, yeah.

What are you guys doing tonight? What's the story?

Sort of, uh, ticking off regrets one by one, you know.

Better get a rush on that.

- Yeah. - Yeah. Gonna go see Dad first.

Ooh!

What are you gonna do the rest of the day?

I'm gonna finish this sandwich,

- make another sandwich... - Uh-huh. Mm.

...eat that one, take a nap.

- Take care of Manny... - Uh-huh.

...talk to him a little bit about his memories and stuff.

I might just walk around the neighborhood.

Oh! So lovely to meet you.

Yeah, it's great to meet you, too.

Listen, happy last day.

Hey, try to remember me like this.

- No, no. - It's a joke.

That's not how you'll die, is it?

- No. - No, no.

You'll wait to explode like the rest of us.

- Yeah. - Okay, good.

So nice to meet you, Manny.

Bye, guys, nice to meet you.

Bye.

Okay, let's talk about Dad.

No, it's fine, we don't need to talk about it.

Oh, my God.

What?

Every time you see him,

you don't have anything prepared,

so you never say any of the things that you want to.

Well, I didn't realize that I needed to have,

like, a PowerPoint presentation.

Ugh, you're so aggravating.

Why are you being so intense?

Let's keep walking.

Sorry, Dad just gets me riled up.

It's okay. Me, too.

We'll be fine.

Be honest.

Yeah. We'll be fine.

Hey, Dad.

Hi, honey.

You parched?

You look parched.

How about a brew?

You know, I'm brewing my own brew now.

- I'm actually fine. - You sure?

- It's hoppy. It's good stuff. - Yeah.

Okay.

You talk to your mom?

No.

- I did. - Really?

Yeah. I zoomed her.

Wow.

On the tower, you know, that, uh...

- It's... - I was sorry.

- Right. - And...

I am, you know.

Sure.

I know that I wasn't...

But you gotta give me some credit.

I stayed...

and she... she didn't.

And that's...

Well, I mean, she left and you stayed, but...

I don't know,

you were just never really... there to begin with.

You just kind of checked out, man. You were...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes. Yes, this is...

I want you to know that I...

I didn't... I didn't want to do what I did.

I wanted someone who wasn't your mother.

And I... And I didn't have the courage

to... to leave, and it...

broke her.

Yeah.

And that is... that's on me.

I was just really scared...

Dad.

I know. I mean, I didn't know.

But I know. I know.

I felt really alone...

all the time.

Even when you were there.

And as much I didn't wanna be,

I was like the parent.

And that's really fucking hard, man.

I could never be the kid.

Well, be that... be that now.

What?

Anything you wanna get rid of,

I want... I want you to give it to me.

- For real? - Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

Okay. Whoa.

I... The body has to take so much in.

You know, it has to take so much in.

And we don't always know how to handle it.

Like, on a... on a cellular level.

And so it just rattles around

like this energy pinball.

I like to call it "the dense body."

Feel it, feel it. Where is it? Where is it?

It lives in there. Do it with me. Feel it.

Feel it. Where is it?

Where does it hurt?

Smash it out.

Give it all. Come on, give it all to me, Liza. Give it all.

- Give it all. Come on. - Standing.

- Come on. - Okay.

- Whoo! - Uh-oh, what's that now?

- Give it to me. - Okay.

Give it all. Give it all. Yeah!

- Uh-oh. Okay. - Whoo! Whoo!

I want it all so you don't have to carry it anymore.

Because it is... it is mine!

Give it to me!

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Oh...

- Whew. - Thanks, Dad.

I'm gonna drive to the ocean, set sail on the open sea,

swim naked with the dolphins.

You wanna come?

No, I'm good.

Yeah. Maybe you can just be the kid tonight, huh?

Who's that?

Bye, Dad.

Bye, Dad.

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

So, should we talk about Mom yet?

No, not yet.

Mm.

It's a little on the nose.

Let's go.

My mom called me today,

and she said, "Sweetie, the world's ending,

and everything's going crazy.

What's going on?"

And I said, "Yeah, it's too bad.

You know, it is what it is."

She said, "You seem pretty calm about this."

"Yeah. Every time you call me,

"it feels like the end of the world."

Uh, do we have any administrative

assistants in the house?

Make some noise if you love bureaucracy.

Come on, make some noise, people. Come on.

Hi. Hey. How you guys doing tonight?

- Good. - Uh, yeah.

You know, as good as we can be.

All right. Uh, what do you do?

Um, I invented an app, and I sold it.

She's actually a very gifted coder.

Okay.

Got a little woman in STEM over here.

Let's make some noise for women in STEM.

Awesome.

This is kind of my first time doing this,

if I'm being honest.

I've been a teacher in the LA public school system,

but I've always dreamed of being a standup, so...

This kid asked me, "Oh, what's the homework today?"

I said, "Do whatever you want."

You know, there's no assignments today!

Assignments.

Everything is, um...

Yeah, the only assignment is death.

Well...

Well, that's... That's sort of been my time.

Thanks. Thank you.

Pretty cool.

Um, well, listen, I'll be here, uh, all night,

however long the night lasts.

Oh, well...

So, um... Hey, where are you from?

Wait. Is that that same dude?

Yeah. Keep walking.

I don't know How long it's been

Or how long it will be

Those kind of things Aren't up to me

When we die Where do we go?

What kind of feelings That I should show

Which direction we would go

How much I loved you

And I wish That we could grow

Wow! We were not expecting this

when we were walking up this street.

That was fucking incredible.

If you had a hat down, I'd give you all my money.

If I had any.

I started off busking,

and I figured this would be a way to go.

- So beautiful. - Love it.

Thank you.

Well, it means a lot that you're here to hear this song

'cause I wrote it as a... as a duet.

- Oh, no way. - Yeah.

For my friend Rita.

Oh, cool.

Yeah.

She, um... She's passed away.

And so, um, I haven't been

able to sing it with her, but...

Would you wanna sing it with me?

- Oh, no, no, no. - Yeah.

- No, thank you. - That'll be fun.

- Yeah. Come on. - No, no, please. No.

She's so good.

No, no, I really...

- I'm sure you are. - She used to be in a band.

In high school.

When is there ever a better day?

- It's true. - Uh... Yeah.

Today is certainly just the fuck-it of all days.

- It's a fuck-it song, so... - Okay.

- Well, why don't you sing? - Okay.

She's... she's good.

- She's good. - I'll help, then.

- You'll do it? - Yeah.

You'll both do it?

I'll get there. I'll get there.

- You'll catch on. - Yeah.

I don't know long it's been

Or how long it'll be

Promises stranded On an island where you lay

I can't forget that day

You got it.

Tears rolled down Your face

There was Nothing left to say

How much I loved you

And I wish That we could grow

How much I loved you

And I wish That we could grow

How much I loved you

And I wish That we could grow

How much I loved you

And I wish That we could grow

- That was so beautiful. - Oh, man.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you.

It's a shame. I feel like we could've been great friends.

I know.

Well, um...

Well, maybe in the next one.

Yeah, maybe I'll just see you later.

- Bye. - Bye, thank you.

We did it!

Cool.

Okay, next up, Ala.

Man, I really fucked up.

I've just been a shitty friend,

just been self-absorbed and stubborn.

She did kind of worry about him.

Yeah, and I wouldn't hear it.

Let a dude get in the middle...

of a really good thing.

How very 1990s of me.

She wasn't completely innocent either, though.

Aw. I love this side of you.

Yeah, I don't think I can do this.

What? Yes, you can.

It's just... it's gonna be so uncomfortable, man.

And, like, who knows if she even wants to see me.

This was a terrible idea.

Honestly, I don't know why I even listen to you.

Oh, my God!

When have I ever steered you wrong?

I don't know, I've never really let you steer before.

I got you.

- Listen... - It's done. It's...

- Sorry. - I'm sorry. You go.

- Okay, it's just that... - I just feel that...

- Sorry. - You go.

I feel like you weren't really listening to me

when I was trying to explain to you what you are worth.

I know.

But you wanted something different for yourself.

I was, like, a lesser version of myself at the time.

You were. And so when I saw you

letting yourself be subjected to...

I'm actually embarrassed, you know what I mean.

...this kind of subpar experience...

Say my truth for a second...

Yes, I want that. Right?

You also sort of abandoned me.

That abandonment was part of it...

It was so annoying to be the friend

that's with a shitty dude.

And you were with a shitty dude. He was the worst...

...a little baby who needs my friend...

- And your feelings were... - ...which isn't fair.

It isn't fair and that is why I feel like

I needed you to recognize

how I was developing psychically,

which you didn't really pay attention to.

Yes. Okay.

And that is an ability

that I scoffed at for a long time...

And that is something that I was trying

to use for your benefit.

...and I know that now.

And today, I want you to see it.

- Thank you. - That makes a lot of sense.

I, like... I actually feel so heard.

- I do, too. - Thank you for hearing me.

Wow.

- Wow. - Wow.

I have literally been saying that

in my head for, like, seven years.

Years.

- I was so scared... - I was so scared of you.

I was so sacred. You were so scary.

That time, on the street, I saw you on the street

and I didn't walk up to you. It was so weird.

- No! - I saw you, and I was like,

"Oh!" I lost it and I was just, like,

"What is this life?"

Like, I just want go talk to you

'cause, like...

You're my best friend. You were my best friend.

I know.

You were like a limb.

That kills me, dude,

that you saw me and then you couldn't

say hi to me because I was such a dick.

Oh, my God, you're talking to this stupid girl,

and I was like, "Is that your friend?"

No, I don't have any.

I don't either.

I've just been sitting in the drudge of solitude.

And I was seeing that because I...

...of your gift.

And honestly, like, I don't want to brag about it.

I don't need to be like, "I have this thing," but...

And I haven't witnessed it, but I'm just...

I'm hearing you tell me that,

and if you tell me that, then I believe you.

I have developed psychically to the place

where I am capable of extraordinary things.

And it doesn't come without hard work.

I trained, you know.

- I'm Reiki 1 certified. - Wow.

Yeah, that just came in the mail.

But, like, everyone is operating on this,

like, other level today...

- Up here. - ...and I see now.

Your gift is real. And I am sorry.

You see the future, man.

- That is cool. - It's crazy.

And so when I knew that Larry was a piece of shit

and he... Honestly, like, I'm sorry,

I feel like now we can take space from it

and see that he was...

- The fucking worst! - He was a trash person.

- I know. - Whatever happened to Nate?

Remember Nate? He was good.

It's funny you should ask about Nate.

Well, there's so much to catch up on.

Some shit went down

- after we stopped speaking. - I know.

We got drunk... Oh, you know. Oh, fuck, of course you know.

I want you to go through it with me

because it's helpful as confirmation

almost for, like, how I practice.

Sure. So we got very drunk one night...

Yeah.

...and, um, he ended up, like,

Telling me that he loved me.

L... Loved you. Oh, my God.

And to come out of that mouth...

I know, that's what I'm feeling right now.

...with those eyes.

- It was like la-la-la-la-la. - God.

And then we end up, like, of course, like,

- hooking up a little bit. - Yep.

And it was... fireworks.

- Fucking beyond. - Dynamite.

Earthquakes. Earthquakes.

- And then I freaked out. - Yeah. Yeah.

And I shut down and pushed him away.

And he was so vulnerable that, of course,

he was, like, humiliated.

And then it just made everything so weird,

we couldn't be friends anymore.

Then he started dating somebody else.

What happened?

- Remind me, I mean. - Yeah. I saw him.

- Yup. - Today.

- Mm-hmm. Yep. - After years of not speaking.

But he also was like, "I'm going to Mandy's party."

"Mandy's party."

I'd like to tell Nate that I... love him.

- You love him. - I've always been

- in love with him. - Yes!

The time is now because, I got to tell you,

your afterlife is honestly unfair.

It is unjust how good it is.

Like, I can't. Ooh! I kind of wanna tell you,

but I don't want to fuck it up

because of, like, ripple effect.

No, you obviously have to tell me now.

I'm gonna tell you one word, just one word.

Chalamet.

- Shut up. - Life partners.

- No. For life? - Life partners.

For life, for that life.

- In the afterlife? - In the afterlife.

- Timothée. - Timothée.

Chalamet.

Wow!

Also, I see a lot of dairy...

with zero consequences.

I am lactose tolerant and fucking Timmy?

That's right.

- Holy shit. - Thank you for coming by.

Thank you for receiving me.

Ah.

You're so fucking stupid, I love you so much.

You're so stupid, I love you, you fuck. Okay.

- Bye. Bye. Ooh! - Bye.

Oh!

Fucking A, man.

That was cool.

- She is so great. - She is the coolest.

Feels so good to be honest,

- you know. - Right?

You were so scared,

I mean, so scared to confront things.

And then it's like, "Who's direct? This guy."

Hey, can I be direct?

Sure.

Can you stop walking in front of me? Please.

I'm not walking in front of you.

Thank you.

See, I like this.

I like being next to you.

- Where are you going? - You gotta stay next to me.

- No. - Come on.

Come on.

Oh, she burns. She burns good.

Is that Mandy?

It can't be.

- No. - I don't think so.

She's home. She's preparing.

Okay, who's next?

Larry.

Hey. Hi.

Sorry. Um, do you know if the Getty's open today?

Uh...

Liza?

It's Sal.

Sal Benedetti. First kiss.

- Yeah. - Oh, my God.

- By the La Quinta. - La Quinta, yeah.

- Cast party. - Cast party for The Music Man!

Oh!

I wouldn't have recognized, but you really, um...

- I grew up. Yeah, I grew up. - You have grown up.

- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.

You were so good in theater.

Whatever... Did anything happen?

Thank you. No, I, um... I do sex therapy.

I do climax therapy, specifically.

I help couples who are having blocks sort of reach climax.

- Ah. - And today's been... busy.

Is it a sort of a water-based...

No. I had a client that wanted to make love in the pool...

Oh.

...so I was there to sort of facilitate.

So you're in the water with them?

I was... Not every client needs me to be that close,

but I do dip in for some. Yeah.

- You dip in? - Yeah. I, uh... Yeah.

But you don't "dip in"?

No. No, no, no.

I don't partake in the love making, no.

- Okay. - Not at all.

- Wow, - It's so insane to see you.

Oh, wow, what a pleasure to see you in...

in the flesh, in so much flesh.

Thank you.

Sal Benedetti.

Listen, when you do go out tonight...

really breathe through it

and let whatever comes...

come.

Thank you.

You're welcome. And that's for free.

- All right. Wow. - Wow.

- See you, Sal. - Bye, Liza.

See you in the next one.

I hope so. And you know what? You will.

Rock on.

Man, Sal Benedetti.

You had terrible taste in men.

Yeah, truly.

- Hey, can I tell you a secret? - Mm-hmm.

I considered fucking that dude in the tent today.

What?

Ugh, Jesus, dude.

Honestly, what is your type?

Oh, you know,

anyone who will give me a modicum of attention,

paired with the promise of rejection.

A little seductive, a little sociopathic.

You know, someone who could potentially love me,

but also prove to me that, ultimately,

I'm unworthy of love.

I don't believe that.

Oh, no.

You wanna be loved.

Like, really loved.

Today, we take no prisoners.

Today, we see what that looks like.

What the...

They say, "Go with vintage.

Go with vintage." You couldn't just get a Bluetooth speaker.

Fuck this.

Hey!

Hey.

You're not using this anymore?

No.

Cool.

Hey, hey, Liza.

You here to tell me you love me?

No. I'm here to...

...to remind you of...

the... the... the mess

you left when you went away.

Because it's not fair, dude,

to... to... to...

deny me of the cross I bear

that you fucking gave to me.

Right. Right.

That makes a lot of sense.

And I hear you.

I hear everything you're saying,

because there's nothing coming out of those speakers.

I know. I found it on the street,

but I thought it was a cool visual.

- Oh, okay. - I think it's broken.

I'm on my way down. Can I get you anything to drink?

No, I'm fine.

Not a seltzer water,

Flamin' Hot Cheetos, something like that?

No, I don't eat Cheetos, man.

You know that about me.

Those some bright-ass lips,

you've been eating something red.

Uh, I love you. Okay.

He said he loved me.

Larry...

I feel like I never got the opportunity to tell you

that you really hurt me, you know?

And, like, what we had was real,

and you made me feel like it wasn't real.

And when you just, like, ghost a person

and don't respond to any of my texts,

like, I had no closure on us.

Us. That's right. No closure.

I think that's important, to have closure,

and you didn't get that from me.

I'm here. I'm here.

Lay it on me, let me receive you.

You know, this has been happening all day.

- This? - Yeah, girls coming over

and telling me "like it is."

Yes, I did cheat on you... seven times.

Seven times? You told me you cheated on me two times.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, with women, yeah.

But it's not about the number, okay?

It's about what we did

in those positions that we did it in.

Sure, you don't like to get weird,

you don't like to play with my butt,

and they do, and that's fine,

'cause that's not what you're into, okay?

You don't like to get weird on the brown line.

No, I don't.

I don't travel on the brown line.

And that's one of my main forms of transportation.

And the women that I cheated on you with

and some of the others, they knew that about me.

And I was just getting some things out.

The time we went to Anguilla.

We never went to Anguilla.

Yeah, I know we never went to...

I was saying, like, in a...

We never went to... You didn't?

No!

I tried to take us on a vacation

for our anniversary,

you said that you had to "work..."

"Work." That's right.

...and then I walked in on you...

Putting that work in.

Yeah, you were working.

Look, we never went on vacation, okay?

You definitely asked me to.

And when you come home and you find me

going to town on some lady,

that's... that's low.

- Yeah. - That's very low.

You're just repeating shit I say.

Ain't that like me? To just repeat things you say.

- Yes. - I'm ashamed of me.

'Cause I'm not just cheating on you,

I'm cheating on myself, and I'm cheating on the people

that count on me the most.

Don't do that. Don't do that with your voice.

You're not crying.

It's not you, okay? It's 100...

It's partly you, but it's me. It's...

No, no, it's me because it's we.

It's all of us, really.

What world are we living in, huh?

We got to get it together as a people.

We got to stand up!

And we got to say no!

To what?

Temptation, also The Temptations.

If you put Temptations on

when a lady walks through this door, panties drop.

Larry! Get down here, Larry. I need to talk to you.

I got to get some things off my chest.

- Larry? You hiding? - Yeah, he's here.

- No, I'm not hiding. - So sorry to interrupt.

I have some things that I need to get off my chest.

You know what?

And all I'm going to say is I walked

- that brown fine line... - Yeah.

...and it was not worth it, okay?

That's actually very good for me to hear because I didn't.

You're welcome.

And I've sort of regretted it because I felt like

if I could have held that space for you,

that butt-play space...

What we need to do in a time like this is come together.

Black, white, brown, purple or Asian.

Puerto Rican or Haitian.

Huh, I don't give a damn if you're from the Zulu nation.

- Oh, my God. - What are you talking about?

I was... Those were, is an amalgam

of lyrics, from multiple songs.

I came here to do this, I got to go.

- Yeah, do it, do it. Get it. - I need an apology.

You treated me like a side piece.

You said I was the main piece.

- Okay, I... - And that trip to Anguilla,

- you said to my face... - She went to Anguilla.

You were the one from Anguilla.

I thought... You're right. You didn't go to Anguilla.

- Yeah, I know, Larry! - Oh, okay.

I can't believe you were into that guy.

I know.

What can I say, I'm a sucker for compliments.

And he was, like, strangely good at that,

and, I don't know,

hard to come by.

I compliment you all the time.

You don't count.

Stop saying I don't count.

Okay, let's shake it off.

Three down.

Three down.

- Bless you. - Bless you.

- It's unsanitary. - It doesn't matter.

- It's unsanitary. - It doesn't matter.

And it encourages raccoons.

Excuse me, ma'am. Can I ask you a question?

Can I ask you two a question?

Yeah. Do you think that the garbage

is going to be collected tomorrow?

Do you think that the garbage...

You don't know these people.

No.

Yeah, I'm going to say, like, 100% chance of not coming.

All I ask is that you rinse your recycling.

You probably rinse your recycling.

No one does that. Do you do it?

- Do you rinse it out. - You should.

Well, I know that I am supposed to,

but I do have a lot of guilt that I don't.

Let me tell you something. This is all a big hoax, okay?

The world is not ending, okay?

Listen to this. Listen to this.

There is no such thing as "NASA," okay?

Don't you think they would have come up

with a better name than "NASA"?

Okay, you actually believe the animations

that you see on the news?

- You think that's real? - It is real.

Do the math. It's all fake.

All of that is fake.

The moon landing was fake.

The meteor is fake.

I have a quick question,

and then we do have to be on our way.

What?

So, um, you are, uh, an environmentalist

who also denies science?

That's right, lady.

"Science" is bullshit, okay?

- I'm also stressed out. - Yeah.

It's an intense day, and emotions run high.

And, listen, I mean, she had to talk me

down off a couple of ledges myself.

I have learned from her today that,

yeah, it's important to kind of connect,

since this might be the last moment you can.

- She's right. It's... - Makes sense.

It's not about this dumb shit.

Yeah, it's not about, you know,

who has a better lawn

or who's recycling.

Oh, this guy, he loves his lawn, you know.

- Yeah. - What's that supposed

- to mean? - Oh, you love to get that...

Excuse me just a second.

They've created a nice moment and you're shitting on it.

We're gonna go. We're gonna go.

I'll punch you right in your face.

Let's fucking fight.

You're going to kick me in the dick?

Like you did last year on the Fourth of July?

- That was an accident. - That's a cheap shot.

- That was an accident. - That was a cheap shot.

You kicked me right in the dick.

Do you think there's any way he's right?

About recycling? Yeah.

You are supposed to wash out the containers.

No, about this being a hoax?

Like, do you think there's any way...

No. What? No.

- No. - No.

Are you scared?

Of...

Oh, of, like, the end?

Yeah, I guess a little.

Helps to have this party to look forward to.

Yeah, definitely.

And the person at the party.

And the person at the party.

Can I tell you the thing I'm actually most scared of?

Mom.

Well...

fear is nothing more than an obstacle

that stands in the way of progress.

Was that in our quote calendar in high school?

Yeah, November.

It's just, Mom's so intense and stubborn.

That sounds familiar.

So you'll go?

I guess.

"I guess" is not "yes."

Okay.

Yes.

Yes.

You could've called.

Wow, I could have called.

That is so classic.

Yes, sometime over the last few years,

there could have been a phone call.

I'm sorry. Was your phone unserviceable?

- I tried. - You tried?

You mean by, like, leaving a voice message,

one time in which there wasn't even a skeleton of an apology.

More than once. And anyway, I'm unclear about what I did.

- You're unclear? - Guys.

Yes, it's like if I sneeze wrong, you would decide

it was intentionally positioned to hurt you.

Okay. Yeah, here we go. This is fun.

This is when you start to make fun of my being sensitive.

- Guys. - Like, that's not

triggering for me, at all.

I am also incredibly sensitive.

Okay, yeah. And then make it about yourself.

And you want to talk about triggering?

You constantly alluding to my "narcissism"?

Oh, well, only a narcissist

would use her own narcissism to make herself...

That's not even the definition of narcissism.

This is about me.

Yes, that's more the definition.

- Oh, my God. You are... - People say narcissism...

Hey, shut the fuck up!

Both of you.

I need my mom.

And I am trapped inside this grown person who has no idea

how to ask for what she needs.

So just please...

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

It's just...

you know, you came back after all those years,

and I feel like, I like, took the bait.

It wasn't bait. You made it very clear

the damage had been done.

Okay, so then what? You just completely tap out.

Wouldn't say I completely tapped out.

You didn't return her phone calls... twice.

- Three times. - Three times.

I didn't?

I don't know.

Um...

I'm not sure I was meant to be a mom.

It's a really weird thing as a woman to face,

especially after you've already had a kid.

But it's... just not in my bones.

I thought if I played the role long enough, that it would,

I don't know, settle in or whatever.

I was in such a bad place

when I found out about your dad's...

All that after a lifetime

of crippling anxiety and depression, it...

When I left, it wasn't because I didn't love you.

I loved you so...

I love you so...

But I still always felt like I was failing you,

like I could never live up,

like you were better off without me.

- I wasn't. - I wasn't.

But I, uh... I get it.

I mean, I...

I feel all those feelings, too.

I mean, not about you, about me.

I'm sorry.

Accept her apology.

I don't know if that was like an actual apology.

It was more like, "I'm sorry you're also fucked up."

Was it an apology?

I accept your apology.

Your dad reached out today to me on Zoom.

Yeah.

I think he was trying to apologize.

I don't know. He was muted.

Oh, no.

Do you feel better?

I feel sad.

Why? That went so great.

I know, it's just now I...

wish I had more time, you know.

Okay. We're not getting down in the dumps, all right?

Best of the night is yet to come.

Okay.

So let's just focus on the party.

Right.

Party is fun, party is sexy.

Party is happy.

Party is fun,

party is sexy, party is...

Oh, my God. There he is. Oh, my God,

- he's coming after us! - What?

Okay.

I think we lost him.

That was insane.

People are crazy today.

We gotta get to this party, man.

- Yeah. - These streets are not safe.

- Okay. - Okay.

Let's practice what you're gonna say to Nate.

"Hey, Nate. It's me Liza."

Why are you saying your name?

It's not a phone call.

Okay. So I start, "Hey, Nate. What's up, Nate?"

"What's up, Nate? What's up, Nate?"

Just... just be cool.

Just, just, like this. Like...

What?

"'Sup, Nate?"

"'Sup, Nate?"

"'Sup, Nate?"

Try it.

- Are you serious? - No, be serious.

Okay, okay, okay. "'Sup, Nate?" "'Sup, Nate?"

- Yeah, that's good. - "You look good tonight."

"I like that shirt."

"I like that shirt on you." I did like that shirt on him.

- I know. - Oh, my God, Celine. Hi.

- Hey! - Hey.

Oh, listen, man, I'm sorry I didn't text you back

earlier about the outfit thing.

Don't even worry about it.

I can't even remember what I was talking about.

That feels like it was years ago.

Is that what you, uh, landed on? For the party?

Oh, you did not hear.

Yeah.

Hear what?

So I guess Mandy did too much ketamine,

which the desired amount of ketamine?

Whatever that is, she did, like, eight times that.

They found her in a cave.

Some hikers found her just, like, all by herself.

Um, she did have a purse,

and in her purse, there were just two dead rabbits.

She had written out this,

you know, manifesto.

There was, like, red string everywhere,

trying to find their killer.

So they airlifted her out of there.

She actually had, like,

pretty good sources, too. She had cited it all.

Not just from, like, the Internet.

Like, she had looked at books

and, like, gone to a library and stuff.

I personally, I'm kind of, like,

I'm on board, like, because we're learning

all sorts of stuff right now.

Like, they're declassifying crazy shit.

Did you know that the CIA

wrote all of Bob Dylan's songs?

Every one. Every lyric, every note, the CIA wrote it.

So, so, so the party?

Oh, sorry, bleh.

Long way to say party's off. Yeah, no party.

It's not happening.

No. No, how could it?

Oh, you guys are bummed.

I'm sorry. Um...

It's okay. It's okay, Celine.

Um...

I need to kinda stay, like,

a little bit more up for today.

Like, I kinda wanna end things on, like, a high note,

and you guys are kinda bumming me out.

But I do really like you

and I'm sorry, but I have to bounce.

But I love you.

You look great, by the way. Okay.

- Bye. - Bye, guys.

Hey.

Hey!

Hey.

- Hey, Liza. - Oh, my God.

- Liza. Liza, look at me. - This is exactly...

I mean, of course.

Of course this is how this would...

- Like... - Okay.

You are just... You are so fucking naive...

Hey.

...to think that, like, today could be just not,

like, a series of soul crushing...

What it is.

Like, that I could somehow suddenly just be free.

- You are free. - I am not free.

I will never be free.

You said it yourself.

I am fucking trapped, man.

- Okay. - And every time I think I can,

like, step outside of it...

Okay, you're making a choice

- to go down this path. - No.

No, I made a choice today to not set myself up...

to be disappointed.

I make that choice every day,

and you just can't fucking let me do it.

'Cause it's a fucking horrible way to live.

Oh, my God, what do you know?

To dull life so you never get disappointed?

Who cares that the party's canceled?

I do.

Well, you should grow up.

You should grow up.

That's what I've been trying to do.

- Don't you get it? - Oh, God.

The rules are really fucking simple.

I can't grow up unless I have my own feelings,

but your feelings are so fucking overpowering

that I can't have any of my own.

Don't you think I'm upset that the party's canceled?

I don't know. It's like you're always

just fucking bright-siding everything.

I need tonight.

I need it worse than you do.

How is that?

You don't remember?

When this all started...

when you were me...

and life started feeling like it wasn't worth living.

And every day since, you can't shake it.

You wanna talk freedom?

I'm your prisoner,

and I've been your prisoner this whole fucking time.

And I thought tonight that... that I could...

that I could...

that we could...

Okay.

We can still find Nate.

And we can still make something happen.

No.

Liza, please.

Please.

I am alone.

The universe just keeps telling me...

I am meant to be alone.

But you're not alone. You have me.

But you don't count.

Why do you keep saying that?

I do count!

I do count, okay?

All your life, you've been licking your fucking wounds.

You haven't realized that I'm the biggest wound of all.

I can't do this.

Liza.

Liza!

Hey!

Hey, you! Hey!

- That's my bike. - Shit!

- The fuck are you doing? - I'm sorry.

Why you gotta go and steal my bike?

I'm so sorry. I didn't...

I didn't realize it belonged to anyone. There was a sign.

Yes, I left it on the side of the road with a sign

because I did a scavenger hunt for my girlfriend.

Oh, fuck.

It was supposed to lead her

to the place that we first met.

Is it too late? What? Where?

Could you still go? Like, where was it?

Cheetah's.

The... the strip club?

Yes, the strip club.

Oh, is... is she, like, a dancer?

No, she's not a dancer.

She's an interior designer.

Ah.

Of strip clubs.

- Really? - Yes, really.

Wow, I didn't realize that was, like, a...

Yeah, she's really well known.

I'm super fucking proud of her.

She's really made a name for herself.

Sorry.

Really romantic evening planned, too,

but I'm not gonna have it now

'cause I have no idea where she is.

I...

I lost someone, too.

So, I... I feel your pain.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Who'd you lose?

My, uh...

myself, I guess.

Oh, wow.

It's like an existential scavenger hunt for your soul.

Yeah, I guess.

Oh, I dig that.

Listen, I'm really sorry again, and, um...

- No, it's all right. - You know, It's all yours.

I mean, it's literally yours.

But, it's, now, also, uh, physically yours and, um...

Hey, keep looking for her, man.

Yeah, I will and, and keep,

you know, looking for yourself, too.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

Oh, shit, she just dropped a pin.

Huh!

I think... you know, I'm not there.

I can get there.

- Get out of me. - You're laughing.

Ah, hello.

- Oh, hi, hi. - Hi.

Hi, so sorry, I, uh...

I thought I heard crying and it sounded like, uh...

- Yeah. - You did.

I'm looking for someone else and it sounded...

sounded like her for a moment.

- Oh. - Sorry.

- No, it's okay... - Hey, don't go, stay.

- No, it's... - Come on in.

We're actually, you know, what we're doing right now,

is we're opening up our heart shakers. It's like a...

Well, our chakras.

- Our heart chakras. - Chakra...

I did not want to do it, but...

You do, though, now.

- Yeah, now, I'm enjoying it. - Yeah.

I didn't wanna do it, but...

It's actually really, kind of, a healing, opening...

It's kind of good to do it right now.

Yeah, it so nice to just like open up

with our feelings and...

- We do affirmations... - Yeah.

...where we sort of shout things

that we like about each other. Feet!

Aw.

Right? It's nice for them and it feels

good just to let it flow out of ya.

- Oral sex. - Ah...

Thank you.

- Yeah. Well, thank you. - Yeah.

Well, that... that's beautiful.

Um, really, and I support you in what you're doing today,

but I think I should probably...

Oh, we could do you.

I mean, yeah, that might feel good.

Eyeballs! You got nice eyes.

Yeah, and your skin is tight and glistening.

You got a healthy regimen goin' there,

for sure, absolutely.

The bondage straps are cool.

Oh, yes.

- That's a groovy thing there. - Those are really good.

- Bold choice. - Are you done with those?

Oh, no, this is just a backpack.

Oh.

You could probably still use it.

I think so.

Chop it up and use it that way

- if you wanted, you know. - Yeah.

Just hog-tie kind of a thing.

You wanted to get funky with it.

Um, anyway, that actually did feel really nice,

so, thank you, but, um,

I think I have to get back to looking, um, for her.

Yeah, actually, you know what,

if you're looking for something,

can I just tell you a real quick story?

I lost a pair of shoes once,

and I looked around everywhere for these shoes.

I was really broken up about it because...

I loved these shoes

and they were, like, a part of me.

I actually cried. You know it was like...

a... a piece of me was missing.

I looked everywhere for them.

I couldn't find them and then, ultimately,

I did find them in the strangest of places.

They... they were on my bed...

because they were on my feet.

I was lying in bed wearing my shoes.

And...

It made me realize, okay,

why confine shoes to just like an outdoor thing?

They could be indoors.

They could be in bed where shoes feel most free.

You know, most comfortable.

Best of luck.

That's a story about shoes.

You said they... they feel most free.

Mm.

Yes, Oh, my God.

I think I just...

I think I might have just figured out where she is.

- Oh, yeah? - Because of us?

- Yeah. - Okay. See?

- That's amazing. - Thank you so much.

- Okay. - Thank you.

- Okay. God speed. - Ah, man.

I am tripping balls right now.

Yeah. Yeah.

Like...

Like super high.

Hey, was someone just here?

I don't think so.

Okay.

I love the way you look at me.

How your eyes get, like, so big.

And your lip kind of curls

when you think I'm about say something funny.

How you laugh with your whole body.

How no one has taken that from you yet.

Made you feel embarrassed or...

Like it's uncool.

I love how weird your walk is.

Man, like...

how big the steps you take are.

Like you have no uncertainty that you'll get there.

How you just keep showing up every day.

To tell me to keep going even when I don't know how to.

I have never been loved by anyone

the way you have loved me.

And I am so sorry...

that I haven't known how to love you back.

When I say you don't count,

I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to me.

I always forget that...

it's the same thing.

You do count.

You count more than anyone.

You count more than me.

No, I don't.

You do.

I need you to know that you do.

For me to count, you have to count, too.

Okay?

Okay.

You think I walk weird?

That's your takeaway?

I'm just fucking with you.

I love you, Liza.

I love you, Liza.

Hey, how did you get here, anyway?

This is John.

Hi, I'm John. I stole your car.

It feels really good to get that out, I gotta say.

I just, uh...

Sorry, I didn't want the last thing on Earth

to be like a negative thing.

I wanted... I wanted it to be a positive thing,

you know, for me, so...

You know, I don't know if you have noticed this,

but I've been trying all day, I've been following you.

Yeah, no, we did notice.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm not really like, uh, an outdoors person.

I'm more of an indoors person.

I spent my... all my time indoors,

you know, except when I'm, like, stealing stuff.

Which is, like, every day.

- Really? - Cool.

I didn't always wanna lead a life of crime.

I've actually got a pretty interesting back story.

It's a very interesting story.

I used to wanna do musicals.

And I could do it, you know what I mean?

'Cause I can sing, you know?

Like, I can sing.

Judas, I love you, Judas

How could you betray me?

You know? Ah, I should have done musicals.

Um...

Are you going to Mandy's party?

What, you're going?

I thought it wasn't happening.

No, I have it on good authority

that it's very much now happening again, so...

I can give you a ride.

- It's my car, man. - Yes, this is your car.

Um, can I actually get a ride back to my house?

I got a house full of wild animals.

You know? It's a long story.

That's a whole story in and of itself,

but, uh, they are not... "domesticated."

I mean, do you want to drive or you want me to drive?

You know what?

Actually, you drive. I've had a long day.

Oh, my God.

Am I making sense? Because here's the deal.

Solids aren't solid, hard isn't hard

unless you allow it be hard.

You enter a negotiation.

That's when I realized that I could chew through metal

because I didn't allow the metal

to have power over me.

Do you know what I'm saying?

Okay? So, it's psycho... I know.

Okay, it's a lot. It's a lot to handle,

it's a lot to process.

Just think about it.

- Hi, baby, how's it going? - Wow.

Rhinestone cowgirl

- Oh, you look amazing. - I know.

Are you... you're good?

- Yes, yes. - Oh, okay.

- Are you okay? - Oh, I'm fine.

Yeah, we had just heard, um, that you might have, um...

- There's a rumor... - Well, you...

- But you look great. - I know.

Keta-who

Keta-what

Keta-who

Keta-what

Keta-where

- Right here. In there. - Right here.

He had some ketamine, too.

We guys smoked it and snorted it.

The thing is, your friends are not cool,

they're really bumming me out.

I mean, for real.

Like, these people are just fucking bumming me out, dude.

I mean, the facts are it's a wrap.

And I'm celebrating tonight,

because I should've been dead a long time ago.

- Dude. Oh, that I'd... - I mean, for real.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I've read... I've read lots of things about you.

- You know where we met? - Where?

- TikTok, don't stop - TikTok, TikTok, TikTok...

You met on TikTok.

Wow, that's like a whole new meet cute.

We have decided, as a team,

that we are going to get pregnant tonight

because we can take the zygote

through the portal that we're about to all cross through...

Stop saying you're gonna die.

After I put it in her port-hole.

- Negat... The front one. - Yeah.

We do need to copulate.

So, we'll go and we'll be back.

- Make yourself at home. - All right.

- Have fun! Do you want this? - Copy, copy.

- I'm good. - Okay.

- Take care. - Let's go.

Okay, bye-bye.

Ah, okay.

Uh, hi.

Hi.

- You came. - I did, yeah.

Nate, I, um...

Listen, I've been meaning

to tell you something for a long time.

Okay.

You have my...

favorite sweatshirt still? What?

No.

I mean, I actually do have

your sweatshirt still.

I would say I'd get it back to you, but...

Yeah.

Nate, I...

I love you.

I've always loved you.

And I'm...

I guess, I'm just not great at...

Well... Um...

Nobody is.

You are.

You were

and I wasn't able to receive it

and I'm... Really, I'm so sorry...

Nah.

- ...that I hurt you. I... - It's okay.

No, it's not.

- It's really not... - No...

I mean, it... it sucked, it hurt, but...

It means a lot to, uh...

To hear that from you right now.

'Cause I love you.

And I never stopped loving you.

Damn.

Me, too.

Really?

Really.

Damn.

What could've been.

Yeah, if only.

If you hadn't fucked it up.

I know, man. I'm a fucking idiot.

You are.

I have an idea.

Okay.

What if we don't ruin it?

You mean, just, like, leave it at that?

Yeah.

Pick it up in the next one.

God, I hope so.

Yeah.

Hey, you, um, gonna go inside or...

No, I think I'm gonna go home.

You gonna be okay by yourself tonight, Liza?

I won't be.

Ready?

Yeah.

You?

Yeah.