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[Larry] Previously on Doom Patrol...

-[Deric] Remember this?
-What!

Mister Indestructible.

I'm trying to make up
for the time we lost.

Except you can't.

Too much time has already passed.

We're not the same people we once were.

-[Larry grunts]
-[energy surging]

[Larry] Keeg? I said
we have to stick together.

Keeg!

You might want to consider
that Keeg is just gone.

I'm Shelly Byron. Also known as The Fog.

Maybe we have more in common
than you think, Jane.

Shelly? [gasps]

-[Cliff] The mist seduced you?
-[inhales]

[Cliff] Sounds like you liked it.

[Jane] It's not
about whether I liked it.

I have to think about
what's best for Kay.

[Cliff] Fuck it. How do you feel?

Call me Mr. 104.

The periodic table?

You are in danger. This is a trap.

We have to save you from Dr. Janus.

Immortus will rise.

I'm coming for you!

-[screaming]
-[all yelling]

[Cliff] Holy fuck! Is that...

[Larry] Keeg?

[Jane grunts]

[whispers] Rita.

[theme music playing]

[birds chirping]

[exhales]

[breathing heavily]

[groans softly]

[gasps, exhales]

Any change?

Nope, still asleep.

You found him?

[Larry] Yeah, I think so.

You need back up?

No, no. I can handle it.

You need to be here to...

Could you just...

Could you give her a hug for me?

In case she wakes up before I get back.

You just concentrate on getting Keeg.

Then hurry home
and you can hug her yourself.

["'So Tired" playing]

You made me colorblind

No masquerade to hide behind
It's cold

To think I have no key
Which could

Make or break me

So tired

To see your lights on

So tired

Of standing anxiously

So tired

It's the death of me

So tired of doors
That keep on shutting

Why's your door always shut

Smitten

I close my eyes
To your door

Smitten

[breathing heavily]

I close my eyes
To your door

So sad
To think it's memories

And so tired of doors
That keep on shutting

Smitten

[engine chugging]

[moans softly]

[bell dings]

Are you fucking serious?

Which one of you bitches...

Okay. Okay, fine. I get it. [chuckles]

What I was doing was a little weird.

[hesitates] Maybe it was wrong,
and dangerous.

But like, chinchillas do it and shit.

So like, really, can it be...
Is it really that fucking bad?

I...

Fuck!

No.

Shit.

I know better, and I know
things are all fucked up for us.

And you guys are right.
Maybe I shouldn't be...

[hesitates] But that doesn't give you
the right, though.

It just doesn't give you
the right to just pull me down here

out of fucking nowhere,
without warning, and just...

What are you talking about?

No one pulled you down here.

Sorry, what?

Yeah, you just showed up on your own.

Wait. What were you doing exactly?

Um...

Nothing. Yeah, nothing.

Just, um. [clicks tongue]
Yeah, I was just...

Forget it.

[exhales, mumbles]

[whispers] Okay.

I'll see you guys later.

[engine revving]

[Cliff chuckles] Oh, yeah.

It looks like the old girl's
still got some life left in her.

Yeah. I bet you will have her
in tip-top shape before you know it.

[Cliff chuckles] Easy now,
she's still a bona fide hunk of shit.

But, um... [laughs]

Thank you, Laura.

I think this is the nicest thing
that anyone's ever done for me.

Uh, well, after hearing you go on and on
about your daddy issues,

your grand-daddy issues,
and your tactile sensations,

how could I not?

[Cliff] I... I didn't realize I was
going on and on about it, but...

[clears throat] Just saying that,
you know,

the best cure for the body
is a quiet mind.

Everyone deserves their own
private slice of peace.

I hope she gives you many hours
in which to lose yourself in.

[radio switches on,
plays sprightly tune]

[Cliff] Holy shit!

-The radio still works.
-[Laura chuckles]

[Cliff gasps, screams]

So, what have you lot been up to?

Willoughby?

It's like that fuzzy little cunt said.

The whole world is abuzz with chatter.

Immortus is rising,

and just like everything else
in this godforsaken universe,

it all leads back to you lot.

Uh, who the fuck's Immortus?

Gather the others.

I'm not repeating myself.

What was that?

[sprightly tune stops]

[groans softly]

[sighs]

Aging spots?

[tense music playing]

[gasps]

No.

Oh, no.

[gasps]

No.

[birds chirping]

It's okay, bud.
I can feel you. I'm coming.

[groans]

[breathing heavily]

What the...

Keeg, just... Just hold on.

[grunting]

Oh, God.

[grunts]

[pouring]

By all means, just help yourself.

Top left.

[bottle thuds]

[Kipling sighs]

Finally.

Morning, princess.

Why do you look so sweaty?

I don't know. Why do you look so boring?

All right. Something very big
and very dangerous is headed our way.

[Cliff chuckles]

I can assure you
it is far bigger and far more dangerous

than anything you bell ends
have ever seen before.

-[Vic] Ooh.
-"Bellend."

[all chuckling]

I thought it was all just legend.

-[lighter clicks]
-Tall tales...

about an ancient forgotten god.

But, as it turns out, Immortus is real.
And it's coming.

We're wandering into
the literal end of days as we speak.

Uh, actually, we took care
of the end of the world last week.

Consider the Butts wiped. Front to back.

I'm not talking
about some arses with teeth!

This is an inter-dimensional deity

capable of swallowing
the entirety of existence whole!

This could be
the end of reality as we know it.

Oh, fuck me senseless
and call me Martha.

The Immortus Project!

At the Bureau.
I knew I'd heard that name before.

It was some kind of experiment,
a pursuit of immortality.

But as I recall it,
it didn't amount to anything, so...

Actually, that's exactly why I'm here.

Caulder always swore he had
a piece of Immortus.

I never believed him.

And yet here I am, amidst the results
of his little pet enterprise.

The Immortus Project.

Well, except for you and tracksuit.

Wait, what do you mean by "results"?

You're the project.

A long time ago,

a piece of the fabled deity
was procured,

passing through many hands
in many shady dealings and backrooms.

Whispers proclaimed
that it held the secrets of immortality.

Whoever adorned it would be gifted
with an unnaturally long life.

That same piece came to be
in the hands of one Eric Morden.

Mr. Nobody?

Exactly.

And he had it right up until he was shot

by the famous adventurer, scientist,

and certifiable bastard
that we all know,

or rather, knew as--

[Cliff] Fuckin' Chief.

Had it around his neck for years.

That was until he went all
Honey I Shrunk the Kids

and he needed it to bail you out.

But before all of that,

small pieces of the necklace
were shaved off

and mixed in with the sugar, spice,
and all things nice

that make up Larry, Rita, Cliff,

and little miss manic pixie over there.

I mean, haven't you ever wondered

why you've looked
exactly the same for decades?

Longevity. A la Immortus.

So what now?
Immortus wants his pieces back?

Look at that. Quick as ever,

even without a super computer
jammed up your arse.

[Vic] Hmm.

There was a break-in
at Horst Eismann's a few weeks ago.

Millions of dollars of bits-and-bobs

and the only thing
that was stolen was the necklace.

Safe to say, whoever's working
for Immortus now has it

and is looking for the other pieces.

And before you ask, yes,

the pieces inside of you
can still be extracted,

like gold, or uranium, or a blackhead.

So, and this is
the really important bit,

just so long
as you don't lose your longevity,

the necklace cannot be reconstituted.
And Immortus cannot rise.

So what does the extraction
process look like exactly?

[clicks tongue] What?

Um, well, you know, is it like

someone getting sucked into
their own filmography?

Or maybe, is attacked
by a weirdo named Dr. Janus--

Who also happens to be
an emotional vampire.

There are no depths
to your collective stupidity, are there?

[footsteps receding]

[tense music playing]

Come on, Niles, you crazy old bat.

There must be something...

Ugh!

[sighs]

Ooh.

"Fountain of youth."

"10 Ways to Stay Young
and Keep Him Interested."

Ugh!

[mysterious music playing]

[cabinet opens]

[box clatters]

[blows] Ooh.

"Experimental. Untested."

Hello.

[bottles clinking]

[exhales] Let's see what you can do.

[upbeat music playing]

-[Cliff gasps]
-[Rita screams]

-[Cliff] Jesus Christ!
-[exhales sharply]

What the hell happened to your face?

[indistinct crackling]

I think we got bigger problems
than that right now.

[all coughing]

-[Jane] What's happening?
-[Rita] It's stinking, let's go!

What is happening?

[Cliff] What the yeehaw fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Oh, my God! Look who's got metal back!

[laughing]

Shut up, Hot Topic.

Yes! It worked! It actually worked!

Although, I can't recall
the last time I wore... [gasps]

Oh, my God. 1937.

That was a de-aging spell, you...

Whatever the female equivalent
of a dickhead is!

Clithead?

Ugh, well, excuse me.

If Cliff hadn't rushed in
like some brainless buffoon--

[Cliff] Hey! How is this my fault?

Ho... Hold up.
Did you just say "de-aging spell"?

Yes, you daft cunts.
We're all teenagers again. Duh.

Uh, that's bullshit
'cause we all pretty much look the same.

Do you feel the same?

[Cliff] Kinda. Except I also feel
like pounding a metric ton

of Taco Bell and whacking off.

Do you need a mirror? "Cause you
still look, like, 1,000 years old.

Clearly, it's not a very good
de-aging spell.

[clicks tongue]
Probably why it was in a locked box

marked "experimental,”
"untested," and "dangerous."

By the way, aging works a little
differently for chaos magicians.

How? Does your hairline not come in
until you're at least a million?

[Cliff] Ha! Burn!

For your information,

teenage chaos magicians
are notoriously folically gifted.

-[gasps]
-[Jane] Wow.

[whispers] Wow!

-[Rita laughing]
-Wow

[Cliff] Does aging work differently
for Bird Lady Ottomans, too?

Oh, no. I just... I held my breath.

Years old Bureau training kicked in.

"If you see a cloud of smoke,

don't breathe, don't choke."
It's simple.

[Kipling] Oh, no.

This is a Khepri hex.
This is bad. Really, really bad.

[Rita] Ah!

[gasps]

[Larry] What the hell?

[officer] State your name.

Rama, sir.

[officer] Do you go by any other names?

Mr. 104, sir.

[officer] When and where
were you born, Mr. 104?

1928, Tamil Nadu. In India, sir.

At the height of the British raj.

What made you decide to move to London?

I wanted to study
the physical sciences, sir.

Organic chemistry, specifically.

[officer] Is this truly your story?

I'm sorry, sir?

[officer] Everything that
you've just said to me.

Do you believe this information
to be true?

Yes, sir. I swear, sir.

Remarkable.

Subjects, enter.

[door buzzer rings]

Mr. 104, you can begin
with air augmentation experiment now.

Now, sir?

[officer] Commence
with air augmentation,

Mr. 104, as instructed.

-But they're--
-[officer] They're agents of the Bureau.

Everything that happens here
is in service of our freedom, Mr. 104.

-They understand that.
-Yes, but--

[officer] Our nation's freedom is
paramount.

Do you understand, Mr. 1047

[tense music playing]

Yes, sir.

Good. Begin air augmentation.

[Rama inhales, exhales]

[water burbling]

[Larry exhales]

[water continues burbling]

[Larry] What the...

[agents coughing, choking]

[Larry gasping]

[Rama breathing heavily]

[exhales]

[water burbling]

[breathing heavily]

[officer] Experiment complete.

Thank you, Mr. 104. That'll be all.

[Rama breathing heavily]

[groans softly]

"Not Polly." We meet again.

[energy pulsates]

[Larry] Keeg!

[grunting]

I understand you're confused,
and you think I'm your enemy.

[Larry] I just want my kid. [exhales]

Please, just let him go.

You think I'm doing this on purpose?

I've been trying to get rid of him.

-No matter what I do, he won't leave.
-[energy pulsates rapidly]

[Larry grunts]

[breathing heavily]

Once again my work
has gone unappreciated.

Well, I for one think
we all look fabulous.

[chuckles] Well, except for Vic.

But I'm sure,

um, when you get those things
out of your mouth--

Will you just shut the fuck up?

I'm trying to find her.

Ugh, I'm fucking stripped.

Uh, I can barely get
this location spell to work.

[Laura] Oh!

Of course. [clicks tongue]

Is it true your kind don't get
your proper magic

till you've lost your virginity?

[Cliff] Dude! Your V-seal grew back?

And so what?
Why should we fight this anyway?

We should be enjoying our time
as virile youths.

[whispers] Gross.

Except that we don't have
any time at all.

You didn't stumble into any old

run-of-the-mill
youthification spell, Rita.

This is a curse.

And it'll keep on de-aging us.

First teenagers,
then children, then babies.

All the way back to
that little spark in your daddy's eye.

And then, well, nothing.

[Cliff gasps] We'll be jizzified?

[Rita] Ugh!

[sighs] My old mentor, Ms. April.

She's the only one that I trust
to help us out of this mess.

So if I can just have
two fucking seconds of silence,

I might be able to find her
teleporting tea room!

[Cliff] Right. So we can take you there
to get your V-card punched. Nice.

That's not what I meant.

Uh... Oh.

Ah! There she is.

Toledo.

Isn't that like two towns over?

Pedal to the metal, Cliff.
Fast as you can.

[Cliff] Road trip! Woo-hoo!

[gasps softly]

[grunts, breathing heavily]

[grunting]

[officer] Welcome back, Captain Trainor.

[Larry] Keeg. Keeg, stop this.

Can you hear me? Stop this.

-Subjects, enter.
-[door buzzer rings]

[Larry] No, no. Keeg. [grunts]

-No, no, no. Please!
-[door closes]

[Larry] Let me out!
[grunts] Let me out!

Let me out!

-[upbeat music playing]
-[engine revving]

[brakes squealing]

Time is of the essence!

[Jane] Got it, Dad!

Hey, get me a hot dog.

Ooh! And a couple of paydays.
And some Takis.

[clicks tongue]

Fucking nerd.

Teen metabolism.

-[Cliff] So, BFF...
-Ew.

[Cliff] Do you think we'd be friends
if we were in high school together?

-Hal
-[Cliff] What?

Weren't you like
a popular kid or some shit?

[Cliff] So?

Whatever.

I wasn't even around back then.

I'm... I'm glad I skipped high school

and that whole
"awkward hormonal stage" bullshittery.

[Cliff] Oh, come on! It's not all bad.

The "awkward hormonal stage" is kind of
what makes a person who they are.

The chaos, the confusion,
the lakeside fingerings,

the mistakes... All of it.

Really?

Drinking in playgrounds,
and copping a feel behind the bleachers

made you who you are?

[Cliff] Yeah. Actually, I think
some of that stuff saved me.

[Jane] Hmm.

-[Cliff] Anyway, speaking of hormones--
-Oh, God.

[Cliff] I haven't forgotten about
our little conversation--

[distant laughter]

Hey!

Come on.

[indistinct chattering]

Hey, Euphoria, can I get a hit?

Well, excuse me.

Can I have an introduction
or something before we swap spit?

Yeah, I'm Jane.

-This is Cliff.
-[Cliff] Howdy.

[gasps] Love the Woodstock core vibes.

And the whole
yassified cyber-cowboy thing.

Super cute.

-[Cliff] Uh...
-[boy] Fuck yes, dude.

You look like my racist grandpa
but, like, fresh as fuck.

-[girl chuckling]
-[Cliff] Why, thank you, dude.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Yeah, okay, cool.
So, introductions over...

-Ahem...
-Uh, hold on.

We're actually in need
of a little favor ourselves.

A six-pack of lite beer
for these basic bitches

and a bottle of
their finest brandy for me.

I bet your tall friend never
gets carded.

What do you say?

-[Cliff] Okay.
-[Jane clears throat]

Yeah, whatever, sure, it's cool.

[Laura] Wow, okay.

Actually--

-Okay.
-[clears throat]

No.

After you, dear leader.

[softly] Rita...

[sighs]

[clears throat] Rita.

I just wanna talk to you
about this leadership thing.

[chuckles] If you think I'm going
to have a heart-to-heart with you

while a used condom stares at me

from a broken diaper changing table,

you've got another thing coming.

[sighs] Well,
this will all be over soon.

We'll go to Ms. April's
and she'll fix everything.

I will be my ol' normal self,
before Janus.

Did Willoughby say she could fix this?

The aging?

I just assume--

Okay, uh, you're gonna have to
lower your expectations here.

Niles spent almost a century

searching for a way to stop
the aging process.

There were experiments, expeditions.

You know, if there was an answer
out there

that didn't have a hex attached to it,
he would've found it.

-[urine trickling]
-But he didn't.

-[trickling stops]
-Rita?

[toilet flushes]

Rita?

Where are you going?

Where's she going?

Just go on, we'll catch up.

No. That's not the plan.

[indistinct chatter]

Fuck's sake, what now?

Heads up.

Yo, where's my Takis?

Takis? Interesting.

Enchanté.

While you two were mucking around,
we lost Rouge and Rita.

Oh, boo-hoo.

[Cliff] Yeah, that's too bad.

But, great news, our new BFFs,

Charlie, Jeremy, and Winona,

were just mentioning
this super-cool party.

[Kipling] Are you out of your mind?

We're on a mission here, remember?

Immortus?

End of reality?

[Vic] Man, why is this shit
always on us anyway?

It's always, "You guys have to
defeat the eye in the sky

or it'll delete everyone."

[Cliff] Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

That shit was fucking bananas.

That happened during our homecoming.

-Oh, my God, what?
-[Cliff] Oh, shit.

-You're so right.
-Shut up!

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up, shut up!

We're getting in the car,

without the cast
of Freaks and Geeks: After Dark.

We're gonna see Ms. April,

so I don't have to go back to
my father's hairy gooch. You understand?

[Cliff grunting mockingly]

[coughs mockingly] Square.

Excuse me?

Square. [coughs]

Square.

[all] Square. Square. Square.

Virgin. Virgin.

Virgin. Virgin. Virgin. Virgin.

Fine! Fine!

We can go for five minutes.

-My man.
-Yes!

-[Cliff] Fuck, yeah!
-[all cheering]

[Larry] Let me out.

-Please let me go.
-Begin experiment.

[Larry grunts] No. Please. Please.
Keeg, stop this, please! No.

Get away from me. Get away.

We have to get out of here, please.

Please.

-[agents coughing]
-[Larry] Oh, God.

Keeg. Keeg. Make it stop.

Please. No. Please. [cries]

Keeg, make it stop!

Make it stop, please!

Keeg, make it stop.

Make it stop, please.

[crying] Please make it stop, Keeg.

[grunts] No! Get away from me!

-It's okay.
-Don't touch me.

It's okay. Just breathe.

-In and out.
-[Larry breathing heavily]

Keep going.

[softly] I can turn my skin to lead.

You can't hurt me.

Just breathe.

[sentimental music playing]

["Teenagers" playing on stereo]

Another cog
In the murder machine

They said "All teenagers scare
The living shit out of me

They could care less
As long as someone'll bleed”

So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose

Maybe they'll leave you alone
But not me

Is this legal?

[Cliff] Not for long.

Who wants to put molly in my tank hole?

[crowd cheering]

[Cliff] Whoo! Yeah!

Uh-huh, uh-huh!

[exclaiming]

Loosen up, Taki boy.

Yeah, loosen up.

I can loosen up.

Prove it.

[Vic scoffs]

-Loose enough?
-[Jane chuckles]

Booyah, baby!

-Yes!
-[all cheering]

["'Drag Me Out" playing]

Doesn't anyone dance
In this town no more?

Why am I the only one
On the dance floor?

The DJ's killin' it
Drinks is poured

[crowd chanting] Chug, chug, chug, chug!

[Cliff] Let's do this.

[all] Chug, chug, chug!

[laughing]

I like to get it started

I'm spendin' all my money

I'm not leavin'
'Til mornin'

[all cheering]

[Cliff] Chug, chug, chug!

[crowd cheering]

I don't like none
Of y'all hoes, I'm bored

[rock music playing]

[Vic grunting]

Ooh!

Ooh! [laughs]

Holy shit.

Are you smiling?

Guilty. [chuckles]

Okay, we should probably
get going now, right?

[exhales] Shut up and puff.

It's Willoughby's. Wizard-grade kush.

[inhales, coughs]

Shit. [coughing]

I knew it.

Nerd.

What? [breathing heavily]

I just had a feeling
you were a cliche, goody-two-shoes.

You know...

teacher's pet.

Captain of the sports and shit.

Right, right. Yeah. [chuckles]

What were you like?

Actually, I don't know.

Miranda was the teenager

and Kay shit me out
of her brain way later.

So, I guess you could say this is
my first experience in teenage-hood.

Nice.

So...

what's the verdict?

[clicks tongue] It's like...

a janky carnival ride
that makes you wanna puke,

but also one you don't wanna get off.

[laughs]

Yeah, sounds like you're having
a genuine experience.

-[chuckles]
-Great.

So being a kid is just
as complicated as everything else.

Yeah.

[sighs] But some things are simple...

Pure.

Friendship, for instance.

[together] Detroiticons!

[Vic] When I was in middle school,

I made the most genuine friends
I could've ever asked for.

All the complicated shit
felt easier because of it.

Are these the friends
you went to see the other day?

Yeah.

[sighs] Shit's different now.

I left it too long, I guess.

Shit's fucked up.

Man, fuck that.

If I had even the smallest promise
of a connection like that out there,

I'd do everything it took
to get it back.

Yeah, well...

I got a few things on my plate.

You know, the Butts, Immortus.

[chuckles] Look,
let me tell you something.

I'm starting to think

that the world's always
gonna need rescuing.

But you gotta wonder...

when you're out there saving the planet,

who the fuck is rescuing you?

You're so high right now.

-I'm pretty lit, yeah.
-[laughing]

-You are so lit.
-[Jane laughing]

-But you're also very right.
-Yeah.

Yeah. [sighs]

Thanks.

Yeah. [exhales]

Adios, amigo.

[chuckles] Godspeed.

[rock music fades out]

[exhales]

[ethereal music playing]

[music intensifies]

[thunder rumbling]

[music continues]

[faint humming]

Kay.

Kay.

I'm sorry.

I know I fucked up.

But what's new, right?

I should've known better.

I shouldn't even be
thinking about her or anyone else.

And I definitely shouldn't be
treating this body like it was mine.

I haven't even been around long enough

to see it...

grow...

how it's changed.

[water splashing softly]

It's not mine.

It's yours.

It's always been yours.

I'm sorry.

It's our body, Jane.

-[rock music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]

[Jane] Fuck.

I am super high.

[exhales]

Willoughby!

Jane?

Shit!

[vehicle approaching, brakes squealing]

[engine stops]

This is so unfair.

And of course you're perfectly fine.

You always are.

Rita... I...

The spell did work on me, I just...

saw myself as a teenager and I... I...

couldn't.

It was, uh...

a horrible time for me.

A time that I'd... rather forget.

So, I used my ability to change back.

But, um...

underneath this, I'm very much
not fine, Rita, believe me.

[chuckles] That is so typical.

What?

You are such a control freak.

I'm the control freak?

I wish I had your power.

Then I could be anything, anyone.

I could disappear forever
and no one would be able to find me.

Okay. It's not that simple.

[clicks tongue] Whatever.

[sentimental music playing]

[Laura sniffles]

You know, a long time ago,
when people found out about my power,

they didn't react the way
you'd expect them to.

I lost a lot of them.
People I thought that I mattered to.

And then, you know, when people think
about their teenage years,

they think about their first loves,
staying out late,

dreaming big dreams...

but for me it was different.

I think of that freckled-faced girl
I used to be and I...

I have this...

like, burning,

piercing hurt...

right here.

My mother used to always say...

that heartbreak stains the soul.

Well, I believe that to be true.

Except, for me, it's different.

It's...

like a void.

A chasm...

standing between me...

and any hope of finding
a true, meaningful connection.

Maybe that's why I am the way I am.

Maybe by now, I am the chasm.

What about me?

We used to be good friends, didn't we?

Rita.

When I felt alone

and lost, and like
I didn't even know myself,

you were the one person that made me
feel like everything was gonna be okay.

I miss that.

I miss you.

But things are different now. [sighs]

You hurt me.

And I will never have
my best friend back ever again.

I miss you, too.

And I never stopped thinking
about how I hurt you...

[voice breaks]
...and I am so, so sorry, Rita.

I am.

There's not a day that goes by
that I don't think about

how I... I hurt you, what I did to you,

to Malcolm,
and the Sisterhood. [sniffles]

And I... [sobs]

I don't deserve an ounce of forgiveness

and I never will.

I never will. I am so, so sorry.

I am so sorry.

[sobbing]

[breathing shakily]

[Cliff laughing hysterically]

Chug! Chug! [laughs]

-Cliff. Hey.
-[Cliff laughing]

-Jane”?
-Yes, it's me, poop-bot.

-[Cliff] Oh, hey, Jane, what's up?
-We have to go, now.

Um, who brought the little vibe killers?

[Cliff grunts]

It's cool. It's cool, they're with me.

Party on, party people.

Party on!

I know you're having a jolly old time

but we have to find Ms. April right now,

before this gets any worse.

[Cliff] Yeah, yeah, whatever.

-Cliff, come on.
-[Cliff] Leave me alone.

What is wrong with you?
Why are you being so weird?

[Cliff] Because I am weird, Jane. Okay?

I'm a weirdo.

Look at my hand.

Have you ever seen me without
this stupid oven mitt on?

That's weird.

What the fuck are you talking about?

-[rock music playing]
-[people exclaiming]

[Cliff] It's all right, guys.
We're cool, we're cool.

I'm cool. We're cool. I'm cool.

What say we take this party
to a new location?

Numero dos!

[crowd cheering]

Are you crazy?

You're gonna pick some burnout teens

to go party with
over your actual fucking friends?

[Cliff] "Actual friends"?

You mean the "actual friends"
who just want me to punch shit for them?

The "actual friends" who didn't
even care to ask if I'm doing okay

when, clearly, I am not.

Party on, party people!

[all cheering]

[indistinct chattering]

-Where the hell is Vic?
-[knocking on door]

Just pause it a second.

What the...

Deric... it's me, Vic.

Vic?

[grunts] God.

[sighs]

That wasn't the first time I've seen it,
you know, a piece of your past.

[Larry] Great.

It's actually quite illuminating.

[chuckles softly]

Seems to me you have
a little guardian angel.

[Larry] You mean Keeg?

And the spirit before him.

I see you've been through
a lot together.

[groaning]

I joined Dr. Janus

because I wanted
to stop causing suffering.

But here I am.

I'm a beacon for it.

[Larry] What... What do you mean
by "stop causing suffering"?

[exhales, groans]

I'm trying to reverse my condition.

The things that my body can do,
it's taking a toll.

There are misfires

from the changing compositions.

One day I might not be
able to control it.

[Larry] What then?

A mass extinction event.

The only way I can stop it

is if I fulfill the pledge
I made to Immortus,

and return their longevity.

[Larry] Immortus?

Pledge? What are you talking about?

Listen, I don't know what
you've gotten yourself into exactly,

but I've been around long enough to know
a devil's bargain when I see one.

This doesn't sound right.

What wasn't right was us in that room

being forced to kill
over and over again.

Immortus can make that all go away.

[Larry] Let me help you.

What?

[Larry] What we went through... [sighs]

...what you're going through,

I get it.

I also think there's probably
another way

that doesn't have to involve
a pledge or violence.

There always is.

So...

Larry.

[breathing heavily]

Rama.

[both grunting]

[Larry chuckling]

[both laughing]

[Larry] Really? So this was
your plan all along?

[chuckling]

[snipping]

[Larry] What the hell?

What? Hey. No!

Wha... Larry!

Fuck! This cannot be how I die.

Oh, my God!

Can you just let me turn into
a pile of splooge

without all the whining and screaming?

My, my, my! You have been a naughty
little boy haven't you, Willoughby?

What are you doing here?

To rescue you, of course.

[Bunbury chittering]

[dramatic music playing]

Willoughby? What's going on?

[Bunbury chittering]

[baby gurgling]

[giggles, gurgles]

[Bunbury chittering]

-[baby giggles]
-Bunbury, please.

Just take what you need
and be done with it.

[baby crying]

[muffled crying]

[theme music playing]