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620, give me that jab, I'm calling you.

Okay, you two just have a seat over there for a minute, please.

Okay.

Really inconvenient.

Okay.

Let me get your name, birthday... What?

For what?

Chrissy Stevens.

What is this about?

And what about you, young man?

Dylan. We have a boat to catch.

In like, what, 30 minutes? Yeah, all our stuff is on there.

We've been planning this for like six months. I don't want to miss that.

Okay, Dylan, and what's your last name?

Stevens.

Okay, so what's your relation?

He's my stepson.

What is this about?

Okay, very good.

Can I get your birthdays?

September 12th? But why do you need this information?

Well, I reasonably believe that you shoplifted from our store.

Wow.

One of our employees came to me and said that they believe they saw someone

wearing orange putting items from the shelves into the bag.

Okay. Well, we didn't do that.

A lot of people are. It's a cruise.

And your birthday?

Actually, tomorrow.

That's why we're going on the cruise.

Yeah, we're trying to celebrate his birthday.

Really don't want to miss that.

Well, just stay and kite. If you didn't feel anything, I'm sure you'll be out of

here in no time. Yeah.

Potentially. Would you mind if I searched your bag now?

Of course.

I have nothing to hide. There's no reason to because we didn't feel

Well, if you didn't feel anything, then there's no reason to worry about me

going through the bag, right? We just need to get to the boat. Yeah, go ahead.

Please. Please search.

Let us get back to our cruise.

Well, I think this is yours.

Yes, that's mine. Okay.

Let's see here.

What about that?

Is that yours?

What about these with the tags still on them?

No.

Well, the tag's off, but maybe it was like another family accidentally brought

their stuff in my bag.

What about this item with the tags still on it?

How did these get in your bag?

I honestly have no idea.

Huh, what?

I really have no idea how those got.

Is someone setting us up?

How do you get that up? It's just a little fashion store.

Wait, wait a second. Another tag?

Are those the clothes you were wanting to buy your girlfriend?

I...

I said you had to wait.

I said maybe.

I was going to buy them for you for your birthday.

Why would you steal them?

Well, unfortunately now, I'm going to have to do a full report about this.

Look, obviously...

You know, it's his birthday tomorrow.

I promise I'll... Well, happy birthday in advance. I'll pay for them soon.

It doesn't work like that.

Stealing is stealing.

Unfortunately, now that we know that there are stolen goods in your property,

it's going to take a while. I'm going to have to call my supervisor down here.

A while? How long? No, no, no.

I mean, it takes a while. No.

All our stuff's on the boat.

Our passports are on the boat. Everything we have is on the boat.

Can you call the captain? Why didn't you bring that and buy the stuff? Can you

call the captain, please?

We don't have time for this. Everything is on the boat. Our passports, our

luggage. Please, is there anything? We've got to leave.

Is there anything at all?

I'm sorry, but rules are rules.

I can call the captain down here for you from the boat. Thank you. At least

bring our stuff back. Yeah, we need our stuff.

I can't believe we're missing.

Well, now you know how dangerous it is to shoplift without the security.

There's no way we can just get back on the boat.

Not yet. Not until we do.

Not until we get all the protocols done. Just hang tight. It's going to take a

little bit.

You should have thought about that before you started stealing stuff, young

Mike.

Mike, could you grab Captain Jack from the boat and come on down to the office?

We've got some shoplifters.

Unfortunately,

I still have to search you.

I'll be the judge of that.

Well, that's what we said about the bag, right?

When you have stolen property, absolutely.

If you didn't have anything on you, then no.

So we'll start with you, buddy.

Come on up here.

Yeah, do you have any weapons on you or anything I need to know about before I

start putting hands on you? Of course not.

All right.

All

right,

have a seat.

I have nothing. All right, ma 'am, you're up next.

Yeah, let's check that.

Yeah, she puts it up in her hat. Yeah.

Really? There's nothing in there.

You never know.

Oh, God.

You did it for yourself.

I didn't do it.

Okay, arms up for me.

really necessary?

Absolutely. You never know. Come on, man. You never know.

Quiet down over there.

Um, excuse me.

Why down over there?

What is this, the TSA?

Yeah, we're not at the airport. It's a gift shop. Like, come on, bro.

Um, I'm pretty sure you text everywhere.

Yeah, not yet.

This has to be breaking some type of... This has to be a violation or breaking

some kind of rules or code.

It's my job to make sure that I conduct a thorough search.

Okay, that's... Alright. Yeah, that's... That's not convincing.

You know, I'm gonna need you to take this dress off.

Why is that necessary?

Because I can't properly see everything underneath.

You can't make me do that.

Quiet down over there. Yeah, we're going to have to go to a cabbage search,

unfortunately.

What? Is this even... Is this even... What, are you doing a health check?

Is this even legal?

Dress up, please.

Seriously? Where's the warrant?

Your camera's on, right?

Good. You want me to take it off? The quicker you go, the quicker maybe you

back on the road.

Quiet down over there.

What?

Speaking to your superior.

He'll be here in a minute.

This can't be legal.

That looks immediate.

Yeah, it does.

I'm already pissed off.

Yeah, put your hands by your bed.

Put your hands by your bed.

There's nothing.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, dude. This is ridiculous, bro.

Alright,

I think he's... I think... Um, that is... Quite unnecessary.

Okay, and open your mouth for me, please. Say ah.

I thought the captain was coming. Yeah, where's the captain?

We wanted to see the captain.

Isn't that what we asked for? I'm sure he's coming.

Put your hands on the table for me.

For what?

Shut up.

Exactly. Four.

Okay.

As they assume the position.

Oh, right on time. Oh, thank God.

Captain.

He's a captain, right?

Yes, yes. I'm the captain of the ship here. Mike tells me exactly what's going

on. The paperwork said, you know, you're responsible for everyone. And I think

he's taking advantage of me.

Well, unfortunately, gentlemen.

Quite a bit of contraband from our store.

It was a misunderstanding.

It turns out that her stepson has a girlfriend and didn't want to pay for

the souvenirs. But as you can see, fellas, it's quite the payday for them.

eventually pay for it. All my stuff is on the boat still. You know, I'll be

honest. It's not in my hands as a captain. He's the security here. If he

you with stolen merchandise, he's going to do his job. He's got a job to do.

I'll tell you what. I'll stay here with you so you don't feel like you're being

taken advantage of.

I'll make sure he's doing everything properly. Is this really necessary?

Yes, it is. We have a very strict policy here. We don't play around.

What? It's a strict protocol. This has to be a violation of something.

You better get what the gentleman said.

You better have a closer look at this. Is this for a little shoplifting?

Assume the position, let go, bend over.

This is ridiculous.

Just so you know, us guards here are like, hey, bend over and face that way

while I'm talking to the captain. Hands on the table.

Yes, come down, let's go. What we like to do here as us guards when we catch a

perp in this situation like this, when she's very vulnerable, we like to have a

little bit of fun.

You know what I mean.

I mean, yeah, you might as well make light of your job.

So... What do you mean, fun?

I'm sorry, we were speaking here, man. You can just sit down.

You know, you have a little fun, so if you're willing to work with us, you

maybe we can let you in on the fun.

Well, I mean... It doesn't feel very fun for me.

Hey, quiet!

You want the evidence right there. You're already in trouble. You want us

call the cops and arrest you?

No, right? That isn't always an option, right? It's a clear option here.

I think you better just listen to what these gentlemen have to say.

All right, so now bend over.

And I'm going to see if there's anything else left in there, okay?

And I'm even going to be nice. What is it?

Oh, my God.

Hey, hey, hey. Settle down. Nip it, young man.

You're the one who put your mom.

This is your mom, right? Correct?

Stepmom. Okay, all right.

In this situation, right?

No, no. He's going to watch and see what he did to you, okay? Yeah, it's his

only right.

You put you in the situation, right?

Are you watching, son?

I'm going to see you. I know we're just like that for me. Thank you.

You might want to call the ship.

Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, they can't leave without me and have the captain.

I have never heard of... You better let them know you might be a little late.

I'll call my first mate.

Just going to search in there to see what's in there, okay? Just making sure

didn't stick anything up here, all right?

I obviously didn't. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Quiet, all right? Too much talking back there.

Let me call this in real quick. All right.

There we go. This is Captain Vegas.

Yeah, we're just going to be a few minutes.

Hold people down.

There's a little bit of a joke. I can't really tell. Let me hold 15, 20 minutes.

Hey. All right. I don't think there's anything in there.

Hey, hey, hey.

Are you the security guard here? How would you know that? All right, Paul

Barber. Do you want to put your finger in there?

No. How dare you?

You know,

I'm having a little trouble really getting in there.

Captain, do you mind just spreading her ass open a little bit? Thank you.

All right. Okay, there you go.

Hey, hey, hey, you keep your eyes on the prize, all right?

Okay,

right there. Just want to make sure.

There's two cavities. Should we check on the other one, too?

Okay, alright.

It looks like that one's a little tight, so I don't really think she's getting

anything in there.

I mean, if you really want maybe a sniff test, a lick test,

sometimes it leaves residue at the end, alright?

You can go cap it if you want to pry a little bit. But don't you already type?

Okay.

There's obviously nothing in there.

What?

Captain, I thought you were supposed to be helping us.

Well, I am. I'm trying to get you out of here as quick as possible.

I already did that.

It's part of the process, if you feel what I'm telling you. It is.

It's how you... Want to get in the car and get a look?

Take a closer look. There we go.

You might just need a little bit more.

There we go.

Good luck is pretty good doing these type of searches.

I've never actually been this close to you.

I think she likes it.

Well, you know, we like to do things differently here, so.

He definitely likes it.

Oh, God.

Captain.

I just wanted you to know, there's really not too much I can do, ma 'am. I

these gentlemen have a job to do. You're supposed to be helping us, though. I

mean, you broke the law. And I'm more than willing to really do. I'm only a...

But I didn't, and I don't understand why... You're going to make sure

nothing's in there.

Well,

you know, like you said, man, the captain can't leave any passengers

so... That's true.

He's doing his job right now, actually.

There's not too much more I can do.

Well,

one of these men are done doing their job. I mean, I...

Oh, there's more to be done. Is there anything else in there? No, I think

good, guys. I think we're ready to go.

All right. I think we're done right here for now.

Maiden, why don't you take your seat back?

Can I put my clothes back on?

No, no, no, no.

What? Why?

We're done. We're clearly done. No, we're not.

Just so you know, all right?

I mean, he's told me the sob story, and you feel really bad. I mean, your

fucking stepson did this to you. He seems like an asshole, unfortunately.

He made a mistake.

Yeah, exactly.

And I feel like today could be your day, and I think we're going to let you two

go, because I understand how much of a stepson can be an asshole and everything

like that, and I totally get it being here. We'll be here for everything.

You don't have to pay for it, actually, either. So we can go.

Yeah, you can go, you don't have to pay for it, but hey, hey, hey, sit down.

But, your mom here, um, give me the address.

That's hers.

Oh, I know, I know, I get that part, don't worry about that, okay?

But, you know, I was talking to my guard here, and I won't be talking, and, you

know, I'm capping outside, and we figured, um...

Since your mom's in this situation, do you really want to get your stepson out

of this?

Yeah. You're in trouble, aren't you? Yeah, I know.

I have a record.

No, no, no. You want to get him out of trouble, right?

Yes. I figured maybe you could help off three of us. How about that?

Yeah, that seems about right.

Help you?

Yeah, I mean.

Needs to, man. Yeah, we have jobs where we will. Do you need a volunteer?

No. Yeah, a volunteer is where you put it. I mean, that's a volunteer thing,

right? Yeah, yeah. We have jobs where we work long, long hours.

Yeah. You're the captain of a ship. I don't see too many women alone. Yeah.

I'm a security guard who, who the fuck wants to date a security guard at the

mall, right? Like, I don't. Does dating have to do with it? Well, we're lonely.

Yeah, we're lonely. We have needs and we're pretty women. It does, but your

is. If you take care of us, we'll let you guys off

the hook. Let me just make it that easy.

Exactly. I think you know what you're talking about.

Let's spill it out here.

Turn around. You help us.

We'll help you.

Are you sure there's nothing else to do? I mean, I don't think so.

I have a husband.

I can't do this to him.

Yeah, but I just don't want to do this to him. I mean, do you think you're

to have a husband while you're in jail? Do you think he's going to want to be

stayed married to you?

Yeah. There must be something.

The quicker you take care of it, the better. Anything else I can do? No, no.

Honestly,

you know what? Fine, fine. Good luck. Can you just pick up the phone and call

the cops?

All right.

Okay.

Please don't tell your dad about this.

Yeah, no, this is ridiculous.

You can't find out. You'd be so hurt. Come on.

There you go. There you go.

What?

Don't worry. You'll be fine. Don't worry. Don't you worry.

We'll keep your dirty little secret safe.

You better do a good enough job for us.

You've been backed up forever.

You're going to have to make every one of us come in this room.

That's a good idea.

You know what?

That's a wonderful idea. Yes, it is.

Is that good?

Yeah, that's enough, guys. Let's go. That's enough.

That's enough.

I'm sure it's not the worst thing that's happened to you.

Oh,

you're

so nurturing.

Hey, hey, hey.

Keep watching, all right? Oh, no.

No, no, no.

Hey, hey, keep your eye on the car. You think that mother's willing to do for

you? She's just your stepmom. You ungrateful little shit.

Please don't make him watch.

Come on, he's watching.

Don't worry. Yeah, yeah. Keep looking at me.

I can't.

You probably fucking like it.

Your stepmom's hot as fuck, dude.

Yeah, man. Hold on.

Get over it. Get the fuck over it.

I've been dreaming about this as far as I know.

Might that mama just had that before.

You know what?

You know, Mike, you gave me a good idea.

Oh, did I, now? You did.

Hey, uh, you.

On your feet.

On my feet? Yeah, you're going to get out on the ship. Oh, I see where you're

going with this. Yeah, yeah.

Come on.

You're going to learn a lesson here.

Yeah, you do, actually. Obey an order from the captain.

Yeah, you want to get back on my ship? Mm -hmm.

You're going to join in. But you want to swim home.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm not swimming home.

Are you serious right now? Yeah.

Put your cock out, motherfucker. Put it out.

Put it in your mom's mouth.

There you go.

Chew, chew the seal.

Come on. Go ahead. Look at it. There you go. Look at it.

You got three dicks there.

Come on.

How can you get a bigger cock than your dad?

Oh, I know.

Do I really have to?

Yes, you do.

She's really good.

Yeah, you'll be fine.

You should never speak a word to your father.

Yeah, I know. Nope.

Oh, God.

That's a very good one.

Oh, God.

Thank you.

Yeah, that's enough, guys.

Can we go now?

Actually, come right here. Yeah, let's go.

On the desk. I'm out of here.

There you go. You guys are going anywhere quite yet. No, you're not.

You're not done.

The blowjob's just not going in, so we're going to find other ways to do it,

okay?

Did I already give you a blowjob? No, no, no, no. There's other ways to make

come.

You're actually going to be next, my friend.

Yeah, your son knows how to participate in these things.

You're going to love him.

Okay.

There we go.

Whoops. Sorry.

Look back at your son.

Yeah. Do you really have to make him do it?

He's already in there.

He can do anything, man.

The option's been all yours.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, man.

It's good, huh?

Better than my girlfriend's. I am.

Oh,

wow.

That's good.

All right, all right. No hogging, no hogging, no hogging. No hogging.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

This is what the body cam comes in handy for.

So is that what you guys use that for?

Yup.

Wow.

Welcome to the collection.

I think we're good now, right?

He's doing his job of making sure all of the passengers get back to the ship.

Hey,

let's say you guys go to jail, alright?

Oh,

that's great.

Your little girlfriend was worth it.

He said your pussy's better.

You said it.

It's an important bonding moment. She figured out she's got a better dick than

her old man.

And you figured out that stepmom's got better pussy than her old man. It's

beautiful.

He's already done it, so... What?

What do you mean he's doing it now?

Did you just ride your dad out there, boy?

We're just getting better and better. We're kind of late now.

And it's a family therapy session also, huh?

Just air out all your dirty...

Let me get one over here.

This

is

going to be an all -afternoon process to get to the bottom of this. Let me give

you a leg.

There we go.

We're getting old, don't you worry.

You're on vacation.

Enjoy yourself.

Why don't you grab a handful of your mom's kids there, right?

There you go.

Feel all these knives. It's so soft.

Yeah, they are nice.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. There you go.

There you go. There you go. You can make her come. Look at that.

See, she's not lying. She's even turning her head right now, too. Look at that.

Yeah. There you go.

There you go, son.

There you go.

Let's make this son go laugh. It's not so bad.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think we're good. Isn't there a ship waiting for us? No, no, no, no. We're

going anywhere without the captain.

Calm down.

I guess you're right. You have the fucking captain with you.

Yeah, it's fine.

We're being nervous.

Your dick's not nervous.

I guess you're right. Yeah.

That's right. Come, baby.

Come, baby.

Oh, I like it. I like it.

You should feel shit more often.

What?

I can feel it.

Okay.

You're doing great.

You're doing great.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you must get it from your mother's side.

There's some flowers, what?

Oh, shit.

Get a team up. So make sure someone you fuck like everybody else is.

There you go.

That's the look of her. Oh, that's awesome.

Oh, that's fucking awesome.

Oh, that's awesome.

Oh, that's awesome.

Oh, that's awesome.

Oh, that's awesome.

Oh, that's awesome. Oh, that's awesome.

Oh, that's awesome.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

I need to hit this.

Hold up, U -turn. Yeah, make a U -turn.

Oh, my

gosh.

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

Oh,

that's so good.

What is the captain going to do, huh?

We've been doing all the work here. I'm going to have her climb on top.

Ride the captain.

Don't be bashful.

Don't be scared.

Drill for oil.

Make sure she never lets her son steal ever again, huh?

Let her ride her son, huh? Yeah.

Let's have a little special mom.

One moment, let's start riding her.

So Sophie can show you how she rides her dad.

There you go. Show him how you ride his dad.

There you go.

You're going to have to get it.

You're going to have to make sure it's in the other stills. I've got to get him

to the location.

Yeah, you know, you're responsible for your son's accident.

Even though he did it, you are the adult and you're responsible for it.

He's an adult.

All right, let me turn you around on her, huh?

Yeah, sounds good.

Turn around on your son.

There you go, just like that.

Tell your son how much you love his cock.

I love your cock to me.

There you go.

That's it.

You hear that, kid?

Your mom's loving your cock over here. Tell your stepmom how good that pussy

It feels great, honestly.

That was good.

That is my girlfriend's for sure.

I feel like we've, uh, we've tortured your mom enough on the table. Why don't

lay her back down, huh?

Okay. Good morning.

Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You get that.

Come here.

Keep it in there.

Keep it in there just like that.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

All right, fellas, you know what to do.

Fucking come on over.

Use your mom like a little fucking toy and come all over, all right?

Oh yeah, paint that face, Captain.

Come on, beg for your son's time. Let's hear it.

Like I said, we're lonely. He's already backed up.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

That way you guys can get some really close face -to -face contact.

It'll be a nice little family moment here, huh?

There you go. Come all over your mother's face.

Uh -huh.

That's enough. There you go.

This will be a moment you two will never forget.

There it is.

There you go.

All right, you two can go, all right?

And look in that fucking camera and say, I will never steal ever again.

I'll never steal ever again.

All right, now get the fuck out of here, all right?

Let's go. Hurry up. Don't get all day. Get up.