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Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

You're a little bit.

What?

I'm getting kicked out.

What's that for?

Now I know why you wanted to do it in your mom's bed.

Can you imagine if she saw us right now?

Her holiness would probably shit rosaries.

You're a bad girl.

Sex is a sin.

So is incest.

Now shut up.

Fuck me.

That little fucker's watching us.

Get the fuck out of here, you little pervert!

That kid gives me the creeps.

I gotta pee.

Well, aren't you gonna uncuff me first?

What?

You're afraid I won't come back?

Hi, Daddy.

Hi, Pumpkin.

What are you up to?

Oh, Mom just has me babysitting while she's having some church thing.

Will she be back tonight?

I hope so.

I don't want to be here as it is.

Why don't you stop by after, then?

I miss you.

I miss you, too, Daddy.

Who's Daddy's little girl?

Me.

That's right.

Okay.

Hopefully I'll see you later, then.

Bye, baby.

I love you.

Love you, too, Daddy.

Hey, babe.

Everything...

What the fuck do you want?

Get out of here, you fucking troll.

Are you deaf?

I said get.

What the fuck did you do to me?

We graduated motherfucking world!

Will you sit down, please?

You're gonna get decapitated.

Oh, my God.

Would you not be such a sour fuss?

We graduated!

This is the end of early mornings, ladies.

This is the end of going back to that hellhole.

We graduated!

Yes!

Yeah, it only took you two extra years to graduate, dumbass.

It's because I wanted to be with you, bitch.

Oh, baby.

I love it when you talk shit to me.

You two are so gross.

Can't you wait till you're alone?

I'm just jealous because you want some of this.

Oh, please.

What I want to know is, man, when are you gonna seal the tail of Jenna?

I know.

I'd like to say soon, amigo, but she's a hard nut to crack.

She's all, I just want to wait until I'm really in love.

That kind of bullshit.

I can't believe she's still a virgin.

I mean, there must be something wrong with her, right?

I think it's commendable.

What?

I'm not saying I could do it.

Girlfriend doesn't know what she's missing out on.

If I can't have sex, you might as well just kill me.

Fuck yeah!

So what's the plan?

You headed to your dad's cabin?

Yeah, we have to go pick up Jenna at her house.

And Elliot and Ani will meet us there.

Elliot?

Why is that loser coming?

Because he's my fucking friend?

Why are you coming?

Because he's fucking me.

Seriously though?

Who do you think gets to supply us with all this fine-ass weed?

There you have it, folks.

We're using the boy for his pot.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Great park job, idiot.

Whatever.

We stopped, didn't we?

Alright.

I'm gonna go get her.

Just give me a couple minutes, huh?

Well, hurry up.

Whoa!

You're not back in ten minutes!

Well, no, it's because you're not having sex!

Hey, Drew.

My dad's right there.

Uh, come in.

Uh, I just have a few more things to pack, but I'll be back in a minute.

Uh, do you need me help?

Um, no.

Thanks.

I'm not allowed to have boys in my room.

But just have a seat and talk to my dad.

I'll be right back.

51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 5, 6, 7.

Uh,

nice place to have here, sir.

Very nice.

Uh, did you do it?

Or the missus?

Jenna's mother died when she was 12.

I'm sorry, I, um...

Uh, listen, boy.

Just what are your intentions with my daughter?

My intentions?

Jenna's my only daughter.

So don't go thinking you're gonna walk in here and just take her away from me.

Take her away?

Uh, sir, we've only been going out for a couple of months.

There's a little weekend getaway you guys are going to.

There gonna be drugs there?

No.

Sir, I would, um...

I would never do drugs.

Any drinking?

You know she's underage, right?

Yes, sir.

I mean, no, sir, no.

No, we won't be drinking.

I mean, it's not like, uh, you know, my parents own a liquor store.

Why am I still tough?

You kids plan on having sex this weekend?

Sex?

Get my lip, you stupid bitch!

Excuse me, dickhead.

Thought you liked it rough?

I do.

And you do too, huh?

Hit me again.

Is that all you got?

Hit me again, you fucking pussy!

So I like it.

Anya, what the fuck?

What the fuck what?

How's it that you're getting me a beautiful every time I see you?

Aw, baby.

You're so sweet.

Remind me again, why we don't just get a cabin at the beach?

Because, babe, Drew's place is free.

And besides, in the woods, no one can hear you scream in pleasure.

Jesus!

Can't you people keep your hormones in check for more than five minutes?

Hey, Carly.

What's the matter with you?

Oh, she's just pissed because she's the only one not getting laid this weekend.

Besides Drew.

And Elliot.

There you go.

You can hook up with Elliot.

Isn't he gay?

I'm pretty sure he's not.

Speak of the devil.

Hey!

You guys give me a hand?

Funny.

Seriously?

Health?

Goddamn, Elliot.

We're just going away for one weekend.

What the fuck is all this shit?

I'd like to be prepared.

Man.

If you could just...

Thank you.

So what?

Jason's not coming?

No.

He's working.

Bummer.

Hope you got some toys.

Alright!

I'm ready.

Sorry, it took so long.

Let me give you a hand with us.

Oh, thanks.

Do you mind that I asked Rachel to come along?

A lesbian?

She's not a lesbian.

She's my friend and I thought it would be nice if she joined us.

Yeah, I guess it's fine.

Really?

You're okay with it?

I get your dad to stop staring at me.

I'm thrilled.

Bye, Daddy.

I love you.

Love you too, pumpkin.

Behave yourself this weekend.

Absolutely.

You can trust me.

I know I can.

Oh, hey.

Would you look at the time, Ma?

We better hit the road if we want to make it before dark.

You made it!

Whoa.

Yeah, don't ask.

Let's just go.

I saw you at the corner store.

You were looking at some other chick.

I walked past with confidence.

And then you were lying down.

Can I buy you some chips?

Chips.

Chips.

Hey, man.

You sure you don't have a problem with the tag along?

It's the only way a journey would come.

Well, I sure hope not.

For your sake.

You think I need a nose job?

What?

No, your nose is perfect.

You don't think it's too small?

Too small.

Who thought wants our nose to be bigger?

I just don't think it fits my face.

No, baby.

You're fine.

Tits could be bigger, though.

Nope.

Trust me.

Those babies can work some magic.

They certainly do wonders for me.

Get away from me, you fuckers.

Oh, hey.

By the way, I gotta show you something.

Check it out.

Elliot, I swear to God, if you whip out your penis again, I'm gonna curl.

Oh, you should use silver.

No.

Check it out.

Oh, wow.

That's so cool.

You don't know what this is, do you?

Look, it's an Emperor Palpatine, limited edition, Walmart exclusive Pez and Spencer.

There was only like 50,000 of these made.

You might just buy one, lucky you.

I know, right?

I got it for like five bucks on eBay.

Walmart?

Walmart?

No, thanks.

Come on.

I know you want it.

Everybody loves Pez.

Forget it.

You're a dork.

More from you.

Pez?

So here we are, gang.

Here we are where?

It looks like a shack.

Well, yeah, it's my dad's hunting cabin.

He and some friends used to come up here all the time.

You know, they hunt.

Fish.

Drink.

Bond.

That kind of bullshit.

Just tell me which bed is mine.

Well, there's only two beds.

And, uh, one of them's mine.

Are you joking?

Where's everyone supposed to sleep?

That's why we brought sleeping bags and tents.

No way am I sleeping out here.

There's way too many bugs and shit that can crawl into my hair.

I have to pee.

Where's the bathroom?

Uh, the outhouse.

Over there.

Uh, yeah, you're funny.

I'm serious.

This cabin has been in my family for a hundred years.

Except for a stove.

There's no modern amenities.

You gotta pee.

Use the outhouse.

You wanna shower?

The only one we have is outside.

You have to shower outside?

What about electricity?

Yeah, there's a generator out in the tool shed.

Let's get your tent set up.

Then you guys can grab it while I get a fire going, alright?

Jude, the, uh, lake is over that path, yeah?

Yeah, about a half a mile.

Thanks.

Asshole!

Where are you going?

It's your tent.

Everyone's setting up here.

Exactly.

Wouldn't you rather go somewhere out in the woods

where people won't be kept up by your screams?

Let me help you with that.

Christ.

Who lives here?

Freddy Krue?

Uh, wrong movie.

It's Jason, you moron.

Jason, you moron.

Yeah, I'd roll and kick your ass.

Yeah?

You're too weak or, uh, too stupid to fight your own?

You just shut the fuck up already?!

You guys are giving me a headache!

I think I can take care of that headache for you.

Oh!

Hey!

I was just kidding!

Pussy.

Ryan!

Help me with this generator!

Whoa!

I sense a great disturbance.

You're a distur-Whoa!

Hey!

Jesus!

Don't do that.

Check this out.

You think this is blood?

I told you, dude.

If you kept picking at it, it was gonna bleed eventually.

No, no, seriously.

It smells like blood.

Yeah, man.

Some animal probably came in here and had its period on.

Yeah, or maybe, uh, it was used for some kind of sacrifice.

Are you sick as-Are you sick as-Help me get this

generator going before we can't see what we're doing!

What are you doing?

Come on, let's help!

Come on!

Okay.

Slow.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Oh, that's putrid.

No way in hell am I using that.

I don't care.

I'll hold it for three days.

I don't think I'll ever want to pee again.

It's okay, ladies.

We'll just have it late.

Clean it.

All right.

Hope you guys enjoy this.

Tonight we feast on steaks.

Tomorrow, we fend for ourselves.

Um, what's that mean?

It means we fish and hunt for our food.

If we don't catch anything, we don't eat.

Okay.

Who's stupid fucking idea was this whole trip?

First no bed, no TV, no bathroom, and now no food?

This is bullshit.

Who are you calling?

The Hilton.

I'm gonna stay in a real vacation spot with food service and many pennies.

God dammit!

Now no service.

Oh.

Now what?

You ready for it?

Come on.

I can't hear you.

I said, are you ready for it?

I'm ready for it, baby.

Come on.

Come

on.

And here we go.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Hey, I'll tell you what.

Those guys, they don't know what they're missing.

I figured you might be thirsty after that workout.

Um, no, thanks.

Something wrong?

I mean, you haven't been drinking or smoking lately.

I thought we were going to go all out this

weekend, you know, celebrate the next chapter?

We were.

Okay, so what am I missing?

Roman, um...

I'm... I'm pregnant.

We're going to have a baby?

I don't know.

What do you mean you don't know?

Are you pregnant or not?

I am, it's just I don't know if I can have it.

Why not?

Because we, we literally just graduated high school, Roman.

So?

I have things that I want to do before.

I want to travel across Europe.

Be an au pair for a little Italian family.

Go to fashion school.

Not to mention the fact that my parents are going to kill me.

Don't be so dramatic.

Are you kidding?

You met them.

My father literally cut me off for a week just because I got a scratch on the BMW.

So you worry your daddy won't support you?

I don't know.

Listen, you don't need his money.

We don't.

I got, I got tons saved.

Besides, I can make tons of money working at my uncle's construction company.

We're good.

And what about football?

You had your heart set on that.

You had scholarships and everything.

I got my heart set on you.

Bravo.

Bravo.

I can see why the ladies like you.

You little dick.

Such a way with words.

You know, you sir are quite the cunning linguist.

I had cunnilingus with your mom last night.

I thought you said you were playing video games with your honor.

Yeah, Elliot's mom was there too.

She fucked the winner.

Hey guys, what the fuck?

My mom's like 70.

Yeah, and she's pretty spryful.

Maybe too.

And then, Ralphie hacked up his sister while her boyfriend stood there and watched.

Knowing there was nothing he could do except try

to hold his guts in long enough until help arrived.

The parents came home and found their son butchering their beloved daughter.

They had him committed at some institution where

I heard he likes to dress in women's clothes.

Guys.

Isn't there like a mental hospital somewhere around here?

Sure, Tip Watt.

There's a mental hospital through the woods just over the bank.

That's not how I heard it at all.

Well, who the fuck asked you, you fucking clit licker?

Why the fuck are you here anyway?

Yeah, like, who invited you?

I did.

She's my friend.

I wanted her to come.

Alright, guys.

I don't know about you, but I think I'm going to turn in.

Want to come to bed with me, hun?

I'm actually going to spend the night with Rachel.

You don't mind, do you?

She's just a little uncomfortable and I don't want her to feel welcome.

Uh, no, that's...

That's fine.

Do what you gotta do.

I just want to make you feel comfortable.

You don't mind, do you, sweetie?

I don't mind.

What does that mean, anyway?

I think that means they're going to do it.

See, see, that's why he's not getting off of her.

Cause she's already getting something from the bean flicker.

Alright, whatever.

You guys make fun of me all you want.

I'm going to bed.

My bed.

My nice, warm, comfy bed.

You guys have fun sleeping out here with all the coyotes and stuff.

At least we're getting laid.

Yeah, you do that.

There's coyotes out here?

Jason, you asshole!

You scared the shit out of us!

Yeah, but that was the idea.

Oh yeah?

Let's see who's going to be laughing after I kick your ass.

Fuck, baby!

Yeah, I got the gun, so why don't you kick it even there, Campbell?

Damn!

Maybe I should probably not.

What are you doing here?

Thought you said you couldn't come up this weekend.

Aren't you supposed to be working?

Yeah, well, I got a call about an underage party up in these woods.

About a mile from the gas campsite.

Turned out to be some kids with white claws, so I let them go.

Figured, you know, while I was up here, a little duty calls for a little duty call.

Oh yeah?

What if I don't agree?

Missy, you don't want to make that mistake.

What are you going to do?

Arrest me?

No.

You have the right to remain naked.

Thanks for taking our leave!

Good night!

See you guys tomorrow!

Jason, wait!

Can we borrow your handcuffs?

No, not yet!

Not yet!

Not yet!

You ever try to get yourself off?

Like, you know, like when you're wiping your ass?

And you stick your finger up your anus, and

you just like put some pressure on that rectum.

If you do it just so... You have issues, man.

You need to get laid.

I'm glad you're tamed.

Yeah, so am I.

I needed that.

No, jerk.

I mean, I'm glad you're tamed.

I'm glad you came here.

To be with me?

Oh.

Yeah.

Sure.

What the f-How long am I sitting on?

I didn't think I'd see you this weekend.

Yeah, obviously.

When are you going to tell her?

When are I going to tell who what exactly?

Don't be a dick.

Your wife?

About us?

Babe, can we not do this right now?

Jason, you said that after I graduated you would leave her.

Yeah, but I didn't specify which graduation.

Jason, you said-Look, I know what I said, okay?

And it's complicated, alright?

There's always something.

Babe, I didn't come here to fight.

No?

You came here because duty calls for a booty call.

That's all I am to you, right?

No, of course not.

Fuck you.

Look.

I'm working on it, okay?

How?

Just trust me, okay?

Please.

Come on.

Fine.

I love you.

I love you too.

Jerk.

Are you leaving?

Yeah.

I gotta get back, you know that.

Oh.

Yeah, I just thought we'd have a little more time.

I mean, I wish I could, but I gotta get back.

Sheriff finds out I'm gone, I'll be dead meat.

Okay.

I want you to have a good rest of the weekend up here, okay?

And then when you get back, text me.

And we'll talk about things.

Okay?

Oh,

I love this song.

Baby, dance with me.

Babe, I'm way too fucked up to dance with Shalana.

I'll dance with you, Anya.

Actually, I... I think I'm gonna call it a night.

Yeah, I think we should turn in two.

Ryan, let's go!

Hmm?

Now!

When I say move, I mean move your ass!

Don't make me get your leash!

Where'd everyone go?

Debbie Freed, report.

Sheriff is asking if you've found the illegal gathering yet.

That's an affirmative dispatch.

Uh... I'm on my way out of the woods now and just got a bit turned around.

Copy that.

Sheriff needs assistance near mile marker 17.

Head on collision.

Possible fatalities three, maybe more.

Over.

Copy that.

On my way.

Oh, shit.

What is that?

Is someone killing a dog?

He's coming from over there!

Oh!

Oh, man.

Oh!

Get down the leg!

Get down the leg!

Oh!

Guys, my God, after this tip I'm thinking I'm home, dude.

He's fucking adorable!

Oh!

Right there!

Right there!

Right there!

Right there!

Right there!

Oh, guys!

Get through it when he's screaming like this!

Oh!

Let me go!

Let me go!

Please, please, let me go, it hurts so much.

I can't, oh my god.

Dude, I love hearing him scream, it's contagious.

Hold still!

What the hell are you guys doing?

Well, we found the bow and arrow.

And since he said we needed food, we thought

it would be a good idea if we go hunting.

Tying Elliot to a tree and shooting him with arrows is not hunting, man.

What the fuck?

We know!

That's why we thought we practiced first.

Do you guys realize how dangerous that is?

What if you shoot him in the head?

Oh my...

Drew!

Drew!

Help me out, man!

These guys grabbed me while I was sleeping in my tent and

put me out here into the forest and tied me to this tree!

And then they shot an arrow in my thigh!

Shut the fuck up, you pussy!

Maybe you guys should just stick to fishing, huh?

You're not even holding it right.

Oh, is that so?

Well, who died and elected you the mayor of Bowtown?

I won three state championships.

Trust me, I know how to shoot an arrow.

That's some bullshit.

Yeah, I feel like...

Prove it, right?

I don't have to prove it.

Well, we're not letting Elliot down until you do, so...

Yeah, whatever.

I'll cut him free myself.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

As long as you want.

Have you guys been drinking all night or what?

What's wrong with you?

Drew, we just want to see your skills, Mr. State Championship.

Did you?

Yeah, one time.

Hit that beer can.

Go ahead, shoot the fucker.

Drew, don't you dare.

What if you miss?

I don't miss.

Hey, uh, guys?

Don't I get a stay in this?

No!

Drew, come on.

Don't do this, man.

Just hold still, Elliot.

And shut the fuck up.

Holy shit!

I'm fine.

Now.

How are you doing lately?

Uh... Better.

I guess.

How about you?

Alright.

What are you doing next weekend?

Um... I don't know.

Want to hang out?

Yeah.

I feel like I haven't seen you enough lately.

I know.

Jenna, hey.

I was looking for you.

Well, you found me.

I'll talk to you later.

Okay.

How are you?

Fine.

You know, I was thinking.

We came all this way to spend the weekend together.

Uh-huh.

You've been spending every second so far with Rachel.

Does that bother you, Drew?

Because it shouldn't.

You said it was okay if she came along.

You sort of sprung it on me.

Sprung it on you?

Oh, I'm sorry if I put you out, Drew.

Put me out?

Look.

She's just having a really hard time lately.

And I thought it would do her good to get out.

Yeah, that's fine.

I get that.

But...

Don't do it at our expense.

What's that supposed to mean?

What's that supposed to mean?

Come on.

This weekend was supposed to be about us.

And you've been spending every second so far with her.

I just want to spend some time with my girlfriend.

Is that too much to ask?

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Drew.

You know how I feel.

That's okay.

I understand.

There you are!

All over the place for you.

I woke up and everyone was just gone.

Oh, I'm sorry, baby.

We were just fucking around with Elliot.

You were pretty tired last night, so I figured I'll let you sleep.

Where is everyone?

They went to the lake.

So aren't you guys there with them?

We were, but this guy peed in the lake, so they made us leave.

You peed in the lake?

I can't help it!

Peeing in the water makes me piss.

What about when you're in the shower?

There's a drain.

Oh my god.

You're disgusting!

Oh my god, you're disgusting.

I have money, I'm rich.

Well, I want to go swimming.

Can you show me where it is?

In a minute, baby.

I'm pretty lit right now.

Oh, come on, can you show me?

Oh my god, would you just chill, relax, okay?

Here, have a beer.

No.

Take a hit of the bunk.

I'm good.

Just one ripped.

I said no, Brian.

My god, what is your problem?

What, are you pregnant or something?

No.

No!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You're pregnant?

Don't say nothing.

Why?

This is excellent news.

Because we are still processing it ourselves.

Just keep it to yourself, okay?

Don't say anything to anyone.

Not even to Sarah.

Okay.

I just...

Yeah, I'm just so happy for you guys!

I'm gonna be an uncle!

Woo-hoo!

Wuuuuuu!

So happy!

Is someone there?

Yo, I know you're there!

Jenna?

Huh?

Carly, is that you?

You got something to say to me, bitch.

Come out here and say it.

If you think you're scaring me, you're wrong.

Whatever, cunt.

Dude, dude, I cleaned the shitter from top to bottom.

I don't think it's ever been so clean.

Good job.

Thank you.

You think I can maybe get my pants packed now?

Oh, yeah.

Me and Ryan will take all his pants and we ain't going

to give him back so I'm going to take this clean.

Um, yeah, yeah.

You can get him back.

You can fish them off the lake.

The lake?

How far away is it?

I can't swim!

That's not my problem.

Oh!

Oh, oh.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Babe.

Damn it.

Where is it?

I didn't throw it that far.

Hey, what you doing?

Looking for my vibe.

Nothing.

Fuck off.

Okay, jeez, I was just trying to help.

Oh, hey.

If you don't find it, you know, I might be able to help with the suitable replacement.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

I was just, um, the outhouse was in use, so I

just came to the cabin and-Are you jerking off?

No!

No!

How dare you?

You are such a pervert!

Well, maybe I wouldn't be if you would just have sex with me.

Vigures.

Oh,

of course it'd have to be this hand.

Sarah!

You need to relax, girlfriend.

You scared the shit out of me.

Yeah, obviously.

What are you doing?

Have you seen Sarah?

Have you checked her tent?

Yeah.

Thanks.

She wasn't in there.

And neither was Ryan, and it doesn't look like they were there last night either.

Okay, maybe they found some cave or something to do it in.

You know how they're always trying to find some new sick ways of having sex.

Oh, I'm just worried.

I haven't seen her since yesterday afternoon.

She is fine.

If she's with Ryan, there's nothing to worry about.

They'll come back when they're sore.

Yeah.

Maybe.

Come on.

Roman and Drew are cooking breakfast.

Not more fish.

I would kill for a mimosa right now.

It's so peaceful out here.

Yeah.

My dad used to come here a lot.

When things got hairy with work or my mom.

We just spent a few days here.

Clear his head.

I could stay up here forever.

Just get away from everything.

No worries.

No crime.

No death.

That's a little morbid.

Sorry.

I was just thinking about my mom.

Yeah.

Dad said she passed away.

I'm sorry.

She was murdered.

Brutally murdered.

What?

My dad just tells that to people because it's just easier for them to accept.

I'm sorry.

I had no idea.

No.

She had it coming.

What?

She was cheating on my dad.

For years.

Sometimes you'd be having sex with two or three guys at the same time.

After the divorce, she got worse.

Oftentimes, the guys she was with were less than stable.

This one guy, he became possessive of her.

He didn't like her messing around, so he asked her to stop.

He with him and only him.

When she refused, he snapped.

He killed her.

Is that why you don't want to?

I'm sorry.

I just need time.

It's okay.

I don't understand now.

I just...

She told me sooner.

I didn't want you to leave me.

I didn't want you to think I was some kind of freak.

I never think that, Jenna.

I love you.

You're sweet.

Promise me you'll still fuck me like that when we have the baby.

I'll be right back.

You're gone.

I still gotta think I'm sexy when I'm fat.

We'll still think you're sexy even when you're 80.

Occupied!

Where are you?

Where the fuck are you?

Hey, Roman!

Show yourself now!

Hey, Roman!

What's wrong now?

Where is she?

Who?

Who are you talking about?

Anya!

She went to the bathroom and she never came back.

I woke up and she wasn't there.

In the Owl House.

The Owl House, man.

Man, the Owl House.

What about it, Roman?

Roman, what about it?

Drew, get over here!

Jesus Christ.

What the hell happened here?

Somebody fucking killed her, man!

Calm down!

We don't know that!

Really?

Look at the place, Drew!

It's a fucking bloodbath!

Where's the body, Carly, huh?

Maybe they moved the body?

Motherfucker, I'll find out who did this!

Hey, Roman, hold on just a minute here.

Junior, you're not helping, alright?

Look, I refuse to believe we have a killer in our midst.

Looks like some bad Friday the 13th joke.

Has anybody seen Elliot?

Don't you get it?

I bet he's behind this whole thing.

Right?

Some big practical joke he's pulling on all of us?

That's where Ryan is.

That's where Sarah is.

Roman, that's where Anya is.

All of them.

I bet they're all standing around in the woods right now having a good laugh!

At our expense.

Think about it.

It's the only thing that makes sense, really.

Well, very fucking funny, you guys.

Elliot, when I see you, I'm gonna fucking kill you!

Yeah, you guys!

Game's over!

Come out!

You win!

Maybe it's not a game.

Of course it is.

They're just not ready to end it yet.

Probably goes until one of us survives, right?

That person's the winner?

Trust me, I know how Elliot works.

Well, then who's next?

Well, don't fucking look at me.

I'm the fucking toughest one out of all you.

Besides, Elliot knows better than to fuck with me.

I just wish you didn't fuck with the outhouse.

Now where am I supposed to pee?

The fucking bushes!

How'd they make it look so real?

Probably is real.

Pig's blood or something.

What was that for?

I'm sorry.

You guys look so cute sleeping there.

Hey, a few of us are going for a walk.

Do you wanna come?

No.

You sure?

Yeah.

I'm not really feeling too good.

I think I'm just gonna stay here and sleep.

Alright.

Well, I'll come back in a little bit to check on you.

Tell you what, man.

Those fucks probably took off somewhere eating a pizza and a beer right now.

Having a good time.

Laughing at this whole thing.

I don't know.

Neither of the cars are gone.

They probably called an Uber or something.

You know?

Or probably hiked.

Yeah.

Yeah, I doubt that.

Elliot's a lazy bastard.

He complains if he parked too far away from the mall.

Yeah, that's true.

Hey guys.

We found a tire swim by the clearing over there.

You wanna go check it out?

That sounds pretty fucking lame.

You're lame.

What's that?

Oh, Ryan lost his head.

I didn't realize how heavy this thing was.

What the fuck is your problem?

Oh shit!

You still think this is Elliot?

Look at it, Drew.

It's Ryan's fucking head!

Oh shit.

Drew, can we just get out of here already?

I'm with Jenna.

Let's leave, now.

You guys!

We can't just leave.

What about the others?

Sarah, Anya, Elliot.

What about them, Drew?

You haven't seen them.

They're probably fucking dead too.

We don't know that.

Then where are they if they're not dead?

If they're dead, where are the bodies, huh?

Probably in the fucking woods, Drew.

Who's pregnant though?

What?

Anya!

She was fucking pregnant.

Now she's gone.

Fucking killed her.

So fucked up.

Think about this rationally, alright?

Think about it.

Who?

Who killed her out in the middle of the woods?

Maybe it was Ralphie.

Shut the fuck up, Carly.

Come on.

That's a fucking story.

What if they're still alive somewhere, right?

What if they're hurt in the woods?

We gotta find them, our friends.

We gotta go and look for them, at least.

You find them!

I'm leaving now.

Let's just call the cops.

Okay?

How?

There's no fucking signal out here.

Then we call them from the road.

Come on, guys.

Let's get out of here now.

Everybody just... Hold on here for a second.

Why are you so bad on keeping us here, Drew?

What?

Maybe because you're the killer.

Maybe because you don't want us to leave.

So you can kill us soon.

Roman, you're talking crazy.

I tell you what.

You ain't killing me.

Not if I kill you first!

Roman!

Guys!

Guys, stop!

Guys!

Guys, stop!

Get up!

Roman, stop!

Quit!

Get off me!

Are we ready to act like adults now?

Jenna, are you okay?

I think so.

We need to get out of here now.

I ain't going anywhere with him.

I didn't fucking do anything!

Roman?

I'm pretty sure that Drew is not the killer.

Look at him.

No one that's scrawny can be a murderer.

I took his big ass down!

You got lucky, fuckhead!

How do we know Roman's not the killer?

How do we know you're not, bitch?

Hey!

Talk to my fucking girlfriend!

Fuck you!

Hey!

Here's a thought.

Where's Rachel?

What?

No!

You guys, please!

Rachel's not a killer!

How do you know that?

I... I just do.

Not good enough.

Look, at least let me talk to her first.

Okay, we're friends.

She'll be more open to talking to me.

Well, she'll kill you first.

Rachel!

Come out here now!

We want to talk to you!

Rachel, hon, Ryan's dead.

Okay, we think the others might be too, and they

think you didn't even though they have no proof.

Rachel, we know you're in there.

Don't make us drag you out!

You guys, please stop.

You're probably scaring her.

Good!

Then she'll know how we feel.

That's some bullshit.

I'mma get her.

No, Roman, please!

Rachel!

Don't try anything stupid!

No, Rachel!

She's dead, Jenna!

Well, I guess she wasn't the killer?

Hold you, asshole!

Jenna, where are you going?

We have to get out of here!

She'll go get her.

We don't have time for this.

Go get her now!

Jenna?

We need to leave.

The killer's still out there.

It seems to me she's lying dead in her tent.

Jenna, I'm sorry, okay?

Our minds are racing right now.

We're scared.

The killer's still out there, and we have no idea who it is!

You know, we were just...

I know what you were doing.

You blame the odd one.

Because if they're weird, they must be a murderer, right?

Of course not, no.

I'm sorry, I really am.

She was a good person, you know?

If you guys took the time to get to know her, instead of just making fun of her...

She just wanted to be loved.

Do you love her?

Yes.

I see.

True.

We were friends.

I loved her like a sister, it's not the same as...

As what?

The way that I...

I love you.

I'm ready.

Now?

Fuck!

We can't just leave them here!

Alright, you stay here, I'm gonna go get the cop!

Fuck!

What's wrong?

Fuckin won't let us leave.

What about Ani's car?

Maybe we can take that.

He's fucked that up too.

Maybe.

Roman, where are you going?

Roman!

Roman!

Are you two having sex?

Um...

What the fuck?

Roman and I could be out there getting hacked to

death and you two are in here getting your freak on!

I mean, come on, even I have standards!

What's going on?

Where's Roman?

I don't know, he just ran off into the woods.

He just took off.

Maybe he saw the killer.

He went after him?

Is he insane?

What are we gonna do?

We're getting the fuck out of here, that's why.

The cars are sabotaged.

Fuck!

Got you, fucker.

Rania!

No, no, no!

Anything?

Nothing!

We're in the bum, Fox!

What the hell are you doing?

Looking for a weapon.

You know, try to find something we can use.

Well, don't just stand there, help me!

Come on!

This will have to do.

I don't see anyone out there.

Hey, get behind me!

Jenna!

Carly, what are you doing?

Carly!

No!

We gotta get out of here now.

What about Carly?

He went after her.

There's nothing we can do for her.

We have to take our chance and go now, alright?

What's wrong?

It's my ankle.

I hurt her when I jumped.

I can't walk.

We need to run!

I can, I twisted it bad.

I don't care for you.

No!

Drew, stop!

You can't!

What are you saying?

Jenna, I'm not gonna leave you here!

Don't you get it?

If you take me with you, I'll just get us both killed.

But your only chance is to go by yourself.

Then I stay.

Why are you being so stupid?

Why are you?

Just go!

Jenna, I love you.

I'm not gonna leave you here to die!

Oh, Drew.

You're such a fool.

Jenna!

Jenna!

What?

I tell you, I need you to go out that window and run as far away as you can,

alright?

Jenna, I can't.

My leg.

Jenna, you need to trust me.

I know it hurts, baby.

I'll hike through it.

You need to get as far away from me as you can, alright?

Go now!

What are you waiting for?

Confused?

It's not that hard if you think about it.

You even had the idea earlier when you thought this was all Elliot's little game.

Animal blood.

Or, more specifically, deer.

And intestines.

Rachel covered herself in them to throw you guys off.

You know, it's funny.

The only person that could hunt was never asked to do any.

Okay.

I knew it.

Close, Drew.

Want me to let you in on a little secret?

I'm... Ralphie.

What?

I told Carly she got the story wrong.

It wasn't some little boy named Ralphie who killed his sister.

It always has to be a guy, right?

Because girls can't possibly have homicidal tendencies.

Well, guess what?

Having a sister who also gave birth to you tends to fuck with your head.

So, yeah.

I killed my sis mom.

Rachel's parents were, of course, devastated by such a tragedy.

Especially her father, I mean.

His familial booty call was gone.

He had Rachel locked up.

Had her put away.

At least.

Until she was of age.

Rachel was released back into her parents' custody, where

she was forced to pick up where her sister left off.

Now, if you thought Rachel was crazy before, imagine what being forced to be a

sex slave to your own father-slash-grandfather would do.

All those murderous tendencies magnified a hundred-fold.

And sex is a major trigger point.

So much so that the day comes where Rachel finally snaps.

Daddy liked to play rough.

I played rougher.

And when Rachel meets someone who's just as disgusted by all these girls who are so

willing to have sex with anyone, well, it's a match made in heaven.

Or hell.

And this weekend was the perfect time to set

about ridding the world of disgusting sluts.

And it was fun.

We took turns.

And all that remains... is you.

You're not a virgin.

We had sex.

What is he talking about?

Well, with all the killing we were doing, it got me kind of excited.

In a different way.

So you fucked him?

It was a momentary lapse in judgment, okay?

I told you, all the violence got me excited.

You're just as bad as them.

I am not.

Those girls were whores.

You are a whore!

How could you do this to me?

You lied to me.

You're just like everyone else!

You saved me.

I should have let her kill you.

But you said you loved me.

But you tried to kill me, you fucking psycho!

No.

No I didn't.

I tried to give you a way out.

I told you to leave me.

But you just had to play the noble fucking hero.

Get the fuck away from me.

But true.

It's me.

What the fuck is that supposed to be?

Nothing!

But... I love you.

Fuck you!

True, you're making me mad.

And you know what happens when I get mad.

I'm warning you!

I'm warning you!

I don't want to die, but he's near as your boy-I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I know I'm speeding.

But I can't see how fast.

I've got an angel on my shoulder and the devil in my head.

I'd hardly learn my lesson.

Last

night's make-up and glitter on my face.

my music's still loud.

They can hear the worship.

I've got an angel on my shoulder and the devil in my head.

I'd hardly learn my lesson.

And I know I should be then, But I am comfy.

Kiss my head and pray for me.

Out of control.

Babe?