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Yeah, that was amazing.

I mean, right?

But, I don't know, I'm just, I'm a little nervous.

Why?

What if Nikki finds out? Stop worrying about Nikki.

I know how protective he is over you, and he's my best friend. I've known him

for years, since we've been in diapers.

Can you imagine? I feel like if he found out, it would just break him.

How about I tell Nikki?

Yeah?

Yeah. You'll do that?

Yeah.

But I'm not going to tell my mother.

You want to go again?

Yes. We just went.

Hey, this is my first time.

Like, I've been waiting for this for so long.

Yeah, but I wasn't expecting again.

Are you really complaining right now about me wanting to have sex with you?

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Yeah?

Fuck.

I wasn't expecting you to be such a freak.

Hey, I've been repressed.

Oh, my God.

I'm so fucking wet right now.

I'm ready.

I want it inside of me.

because between the two of you, it's fucking over.

Maggie, shut up and get out.

Harper, I'm telling our parents.

I don't care. Get out. Yeah, I'll get out. What the fuck, man? Unbelievable.

See,

I fucking told you, Harper.

Now we fucked up.

I just don't know what to do, Willow. Like, he was my first, and I don't want

lose him, but I think that I'm going to have to break up with him.

Aw, I mean...

You are getting on pretty in a committed relationship anyway.

I know, but I just, I love him, and I don't, I don't want to lose him.

But I also, I don't want to be the reason for him and Nikki, like, not

friends anymore.

Oh, okay.

Thank you for being here for me, Willow. Of course. I really appreciate it.

Yeah, that's what friends are for. It's okay. I really needed somebody.

Yeah.

You're a good guy.

Yeah, it's okay. It'll be okay.

It'll be okay.

Thank you.

Nikki, man, I think we need to talk.

Yeah, we probably do.

Listen...

I love your stepsister, but I would never let anything get in between what

have, okay?

As much as I love her, I'll do anything just so we can stay friends, okay?

I'll break up with her if you want me to. I'll call her right now and break up

with her. Oh, so you're going to fuck my sister and then break her heart?

That's not what I meant, dude.

I'm just trying to make things better so we can just put all this behind us,

okay? Then what do you think we should do?

Well, I mean...

You fucked my stepsister.

I probably ought to fuck yours.

What? Well, that's pretty even then, isn't it?

Yeah, I guess it would be.

Yeah.

All right.

But then that's it. Nothing else behind us.

We'll put it all behind us. I mean, to be totally honest, your stepsister's

looking pretty fine.

Oh, dude, I didn't want to hear that. I'm just saying, you know, we do that,

yeah, we'll put it all behind, and hell, I'll probably even just give you my

blessing or some shit.

All right. How about this?

I'm going to call Harper right now, and I'll tell him to bring Willow. Yeah,

yeah. Call her up.

But then that's it.

Yeah, that's it, man.

Okay. Nothing more than to put this behind us. All right.

Wait, I have a boyfriend.

Shouldn't y 'all be breaking up anyways?

Well, I just love him, Willow, and I don't even know if I like girls, and I

promise this will make you feel better.

I don't know.

I don't think this is a good idea.

But you can find out. Remember that time when we slept over together when we

were underneath the sheets?

Come on. I don't know.

Willow, I love Alec.

I mean, how do you even know sexually blind things?

I mean, he was my first, and, like, I just, like, I've never had a boyfriend

before. He treats me well.

Well, I mean, when things feel really good, it starts to open up all these

emotions.

It's Alex.

I have to go.

Hey,

sweetie. What's going on?

Awesome. All right, listen.

I think I thought of a way where it could save our relationship and the

relationship I have with Nikki, okay?

Uh -huh.

Yeah, just come over here with Willow. We'll talk it over here.

Okay. I'll tell Willow.

All right. I'll see you soon.

Hey, baby.

Hey, Nicky.

Hey. Hey.

What's up, Willow?

Hey.

Yeah,

Willow. We were trying to go get dinner.

Oh, okay.

Well, you know how me and Harper are together, right?

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

And obviously, Nicky was...

not okay with that.

And, you know, as much as I hate saying this as a resolution for

me and Nikki, I have to fuck you.

Just go ahead and say it.

Wait.

Why do you have to fuck Willa, Nikki?

Well, he fucked you. I fucked her.

What kind of thing is that?

It's a thing.

It makes it even.

You are crazy.

Listen, if you're not about it, we do this one time, we don't have to do it

again.

It's okay. I mean, I'm open. Yeah, this one time.

This one time.

If it'll pay, y 'all really should.

Really?

I mean, hey, if you're okay with it. I mean, if Willow's okay with it, I am.

just surprised.

I just don't like seeing you sad.

Well, we could all do it together, you know.

Now you're really crazy, Nikki.

I'm not talking about you and I. I know. Definitely. But, like, you know.

So everything's kind of, you know, transparent and stuff.

I'd be okay with it if it was only just one time.

Okay. And that's it.

Yeah, let's do it.

Okay.

Let's do it.

All right, Willow. Why don't you just kiss the neck to him, I guess.

I mean, okay.

Yeah.

That's interesting.

You're a good friend, though, to help them with their relationship.

I guess.

Let's try to keep things even, right?

Nikki, are you sure this is the only way?

What was that?

Are you sure this is the only way, Nikki?

I mean, this is literally evening it out, isn't it?

Unbelievable, but just, yes, whatever.

So weird.

I know, right? Are you sure about that?

No, are you?

I mean... Hey, it's not making me even.

Let it go, flow, and enjoy it.

You're right.

I can't believe I'm about to see my brother's dick.

It's not something I forget.

Fuck.

Hey Alex, I don't mean to be crude, but... You're such a fucking...

You're such a dude.

Fuck.

Do you want to get your ass up off me?

Jesus, Harper.

Balance that dick.

Not like you'd like to think of it. Mickey, why are they even listening?

Damn.

Jesus. That's like you didn't have this idea in the first place.

Mikey, you're such a fucking freak.

We don't need to hear that. Okay, let's just... Yeah.

Oh, my fucking

God.

please.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Perfect.

Fuck.

food.

I'll hold it.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh,

I don't even know what other question doing is.

kind of cheated.

Like, I think I kind of get it, bro.

What? I mean, my sister's pretty damn good.

I think the best way for us to be even is probably if I fuck my sister.

I mean, I guess that's what she's doing.

I mean, she is my sister.

How about it?

fucking my brother.

Not too bad.

Doesn't taste good.

Probably tastes like your cookie, Rob.

That shit definitely tastes good.

Damn.

Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

I guess so.

Y 'all good now?

Yeah, yeah. I think we're good.

I think I'm good too.