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What is love, anyway?

No, by "love,"

I mean it in the sense here that I don't hate her...

It's not like I want to date her or anything.

After all, infatuation and love are just glitches of the brain.

A disease of the mind.

Thanks to that disease,

so many people screw up their lives.

I'll never make that mistake.

Chi wrote it for me yesterday, so today's your turn, Moeko.

-Huh? We're taking turns for this? -Yeah.

She's staring at Yamada?

MILK

Could she be secretly trying to take that milk home?!

You see it a lot in manga,

where they give milk to stray dogs or cats!

Huh? Yamada, where's your milk?

-I already drank it. -So fast!

Or so I thought...

PRUICHE

...but it was for Pruiche.

Oh, come on, Yamada!

Why do you like all the snacks that require so much effort?!

Do this at home!

Wait, you need a dish to make Pruiche in.

A bit crude, don't you think?

Well, I don't have a bowl.

Can't you get one from the Home-EC room?

You're right!

Then get one for me.

Damn her!

Wait! I was kidding!

Let's go together.

You sure like fussy snacks, huh?

Like Nerunerunerune.

Yeah! I've been into cooking lately.

Cooking?

Wait, are you calling Nerunerunerune and Pruiche "cooking"?!

Yamada!

HOME ECONOMICS

-It's locked. -Looks like it.

Wait!

CHEMISTRY LAB

The chem lab, huh?

There's someone in the prep room.

We'll need to try and keep quiet.

-So precise! -You need to measure properly!

Let's see...

Here.

Down here, just in case someone comes in.

Okay.

What the heck is this situation?

There we go!

But you need a spoon...

-Give me your finger. -Huh?

There.

-Is it good? -Ah... I guess.

Wait, this is all I get?

What are you two doing?

Uh... you see, we left something...

Left something?

This is...

This is Pruiche!

Ichikawa?!

In the end, we were scolded like crazy.

Good grief...

Her again.

Uhm...

This window was open...

You're always spacing out.

Let's go get it!

Just go by yourself!

Rin, did you apologize yet?

I told you, it wasn't on purpose!

I know that, but it couldn't hurt to say something.

If you keep quiet, she's going to think you did it on purpose.

Huh? You're so annoying.

I can't stand it when girls argue.

You weren't like this back in grade school.

RIN KANAOYA

You're the one who's changed, Serina!

You're so lame, sucking up to her like that!

What?!

Ah, so that's what it looks like if you're not close to Yamada.

Well, Yamada herself seems to pay it no mind at all.

Kanaoya-san...

Is she here to apologize?

I'll get out as fast as I can...

Hey.

Don't you think this is funny?

My face got swapped with the poster behind me.

-Yeah... -Also...

This one, my face got swapped with my dog.

-Freaky, right? -Yeah...

I can't muster any laughter...

Shoot, I'm getting in her way like this!

Hey.

Let's take a photo together.

DANGER! DON'T TOUCH

No, I'm... good, thanks.

I see.

Damn it!

She was watching us?

Hey, Kanaoya-san. Have you seen this?

Huh? What?

Yamada-san. So you were here.

Seen what?

This face swap camera.

It was trendy a while back.

I just got into it.

Wanna try it?

Sure, but if you swap faces with me, you'll end up looking ugly.

At least deny it...

Here I go.

There.

Ah, you made a funny face!

Ah, but if I hadn't hurt my nose, I could have made a funnier face.

Sorry...

I'm sorry.

What?

What?

I'm the one who hit you with the basketball...

Really?!

Wait, you didn't know?!

It's totally fine.

I should be the one saying sorry.

Want some snacks? Ah, it's all gone.

I know I have some candy!

I swear...

Ah, you were here?

Help me pick these up!

-See? -Huh? What do you mean, "See?"

How stupid.

Also...

I'm sorry too.

I got worked up.

What? What, what, what?

It's not cute at all when you try and act like Yamada.

Thanks as well, Ichikawa.

What? What, what, what?

Everyone's worrying about it too.

About Yamada's injury.

I guess that makes sense.

She is a model.

Although she seems to pay it no mind.

What's with her?

You got a new bike!

Very nice.

What, is she going to shake me down?

Let me have a ride.

Eh? Wh...

Wh... Where to?

You'll really let me?

Don't joke around like that!

-To Candy Shop Muraoka then. -Where?

I thought girls usually sat on bikes sideways.

Oh, that's right! Hold on.

Papico?

I'd never guess that in my rotten life, I'd get to split a Papico with a girl!

Here.

Ah, that's right, that's right.

This is Yamada.

Thanks...

What's the right response here?

Still, riding a bike together like this...

Things are progressing way too suddenly!

Ichikawa, you don't attend any clubs?

Well, I'm in the technology club, but it's only once a week.

Suddenly? Why would I think it's sudden?

Wait, more importantly, what progress?!

Also, she's lighter than I thought.

I'm...

going to quit the basketball team.

I see.

Well, I've been too busy with work lately,

and I got banned from playing basketball.

Banned... That's pretty extreme.

But we need to be part of a club, right?

Yeah...

Maybe I should join the technology club.

Say something!

I said, "Hmm," didn't I?!

Is it okay? Am I holding a normal conversation?!

Am I breathing properly?

HARAMACHI POLICE OUTPOST

Riding double on a bicycle is a serious crime!

I'll report it to your parents and your school!

Kyotaro... How could you?

Riding double with that super-introvert?!

I was forced to quit my job as a model...

I won't make any mistakes!

-Um... -Hey.

Which Papico flavor do you like better, regular coffee or white sour?

Coffee flavor.

The type who's afraid of change, huh?

The light's green.

That's right!

I was sick to begin with!

My mind is diseased!

Thanks! I was heavy, right?

No, not at all.

I feel bad, so I'll give you this.

Huh? Wait! Eh?!

Why are you so surprised?

Then, here.

Sheesh.

Was that the right move?

Should I raise my arm a little more?

CLASS 2-3

Listen up, everyone.

There were empty snack bags

in the trash can in the first floor library.

As you know, it's against the rules to bring junk food to school.

She's gathering up eraser scraps like a third grader!

The fact that this came up after that incident with the Pruiche means...

Most likely...

-Yamada. -Huh?

Do you know anything about this?

You should have seen this coming!

I don't use that trash can, so it's not me.

Yamada.

Come see me in the faculty room later.

Aw, man.

Why?

She's very slightly stupid.

In any case, this is a serious situation.

He was busy, so their meeting got postponed to early next week.

But either way, if she can't bring snacks anymore,

Yamada will have no reason to visit the library.

Ah, I'm beat.

I've had work five days in a row!

Today was babysitting too.

Why was I dragged here against my will?

-Thanks for joining me. I love you. -Shut it!

Man, I was going to come up with lots of countermeasures.

If someone from school sees me with my lousy sister, I could just die!

No, don't think about it.

Usually, thinking about it...

Turns it into reality!

-What's wrong? -Shut up!

I really can't believe it though!

I was sure someone would try and hit on you!

I'm sorry.

Do people really flirt with you out on the street?

I am pretty curious about that.

Well...

I have had someone start up a conversation with me,

but when I got closer, it turned out to be a relative of mine.

I can't hear her!

Stop shaking up your fries so loudly!

Kyo-chan.

Is that enough?

Ordering a salad, like an office lady having lunch!

Hey, be quiet, idiot!

Here, you can have mine as well.

You need to grow up big and strong.

I...

I'll go order something!

Thank you very much!

Phew, managed to get away.

Seriously, why do bad hunches always come true?

Ouch!

What is she, a gangster?

Was that your older sister with you?

She's cute.

She's hard to handle, like a doting aunt.

Is that so? I'd love to be friends with her.

She sure is eager to be doted on by someone else's sister!

I'm so jealous. I'm an only child.

You seem like you would be.

Everyone tells me that.

-What are you getting? -A Chicken Shaka.

Ah, copying me?

Hey, don't be so astute!

She looks so grown up in casual clothes like this.

Maybe I should get something too.

I want a swirly cone!

I left my wallet upstairs.

I thought you came down here to order.

I wanted to use the restroom.

The restrooms are upstairs.

Ah, I didn't realize! My mistake!

See you.

Thanks for waiting!

Oh, brother.

Did she come to talk with me?!

Have you decided on your order?

Ah, um, one Chicken Shaka...

No, no, no, there's no way!

She must really not have known where the bathroom was.

Will that be all?

Eh, ah, also...

Why did I do something so unnecessary?

I know I could never give it to her...

Ah, this is...

Ah, you copied me again.

Ah, I got this for...

She smells so nice...

FACULTY ROOM

Yamada's still not here?

She didn't forget, did she?

Yo!

Seriously, stop approaching me like a gangster!

What's the matter? Here to talk to someone in the faculty room?

No, I was just passing by.

Come with me, then.

-Why? -I'm scared.

It's got nothing to do with me.

It doesn't?

I guess it does, a little.

Ichikawa? What's wrong?

Um... I'm just here to watch...

Think of it as interrogation transparency.

I see. So I don't perform an unfair interrogation.

Huh, that's some useless knowledge she's got...

You know bringing snacks to school is against the rules, don't you?!

Bringing snacks to school? Me?

You know, I'm all too aware of what happened in the chem lab...

Yamada-san didn't say a single word about bringing snacks.

Huh? What's this now?!

You were trying to find the culprit who threw the snack bag in the trash,

and you questioned Yamada-san to see if it was her.

In response, Yamada-san said that it wasn't her.

Her answer makes it obvious she was bringing snacks to school.

If she hadn't brought them to begin with,

she would have just said she's never brought snacks.

Yes... under normal conditions.

What?

Normally, one would pick up on the meaning behind the question,

but there are also people who immediately answer out of reflex.

Now, as for Yamada-san, which category would she fall under?

But you know...

Yamada-san didn't throw it out, and she says she hasn't brought them.

That's all there is to it.

Okay, I've refuted his logic!

That's all. So long.

Ichikawa.

No good, huh?!

That's the first time I've seen you talk so much!

I'm glad to see it!

Spare me!

Something still doesn't feel right... but thanks.

Ah, I was just splitting hairs there.

I'll give you some candy.

MANLY PEACH

Which do you want?

One of those isn't candy!

Then, this one.

-You're such a kid. -What?!

Oh, also...

Just Yamada is fine.

Well... it's not like that's much of a difference!