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What a long drive that was.

I remember one bad guy who got too serious.

I know, honey, but I wasn't sure. We were going to be meeting with all these

deans of admission and stuff.

Now, are you sure you want to go to college so far away from home?

That was a long drive up here.

I mean, I'm not at all sure where we're going next, but... Well...

I'll tell you what, let's get into something more comfortable. We've been

driving that first guy really, he was kind of in the, I mean, he didn't like

that school, right?

Let's kind of relax a little bit and get comfortable, and then we can kind of go

over some of the game plan of what we're going to do the next couple of days,

okay?

I know I didn't want to spring for our hotel, and this old college friend of

mine, it was very sweet of her to loan us her guest bedroom, but it was the

only bedroom she's got.

I mean, she was real nice, and she brought a pillow, and

she... That's what made it work.

Hey, you know, when you do go away to college...

You probably end up sleeping on the floor a bunch. Yeah.

So this would be good training for you, okay?

Do I have to sleep on the floor?

Well, yeah, honey.

There's only one bed, and I am way too bold to sleep on the floor.

Okay. Okay.

All right. Let's get into something more comfortable.

I'll use the restroom first and change, and then you can, okay? Okay.

All right.

Honey, will you take my suitcases in for me?

Are you serious?

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

All right, honey.

And we're going to go tomorrow.

Now, this college year, I mean, they've got an athletic program.

They've got a music program. You'd like that.

It's not co -ed.

What? Well, it's not co -ed, but it's got a great music program.

No.

No. You want to just at least go look. There is a college, there's a girls'

college, you know, pretty close.

I don't know, though.

It's sort of like, it takes away the whole experience.

You're going to college to learn, young man, not pick up girls.

But it's part of the school.

Okay.

All right. What about this one?

afford this one without you having to get a part -time job.

That's a plus.

Now they've got a very good music program also.

Now, just open up to the life

of a young man you've become.

And maybe, maybe you're not quite ready for the

big bad world.

I don't know.

I'm just...cogging your clothes.

I'm enjoying my little bit of time I've got left.

It's been with my, uh,

my people.

I shouldn't be doing this, but I just can't seem to help myself.

Have you been having a safety roll at my house?

Yeah, I've been really horny last weekend.

Horny for me?

I don't think you were horny last night.

I knew you did.

That's okay, I enjoyed it too.

Got it.

Ooh, ooh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, God. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

I don't know how much I've waited and waited for this.

Thinking about it all the time.

Ah!