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- Did you like that episode?
- You bet!
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You'll love this next one,
it's our favorite.
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It's entitled "Mecha Streisand."
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We follow Barbra Streisand
as she tries to take over the world.
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A lot of our fans ask us:
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"Do you hate the celebrities
you make fun of in South Park?"
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Of course not.
It's just in good fun.
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Except when it comes
to Barbra Streisand. We hate her.
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In fact, we're pretending
that Indian Companion is her.
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- That's why we're kicking her.
- Shut up, Barbra.
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- Hooray!
- Well, sit back, relax...
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...let's have a rootin'-tootin'
grandma-humping time...
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...with "Mecha Streisand"!
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Hooray!
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Mecha Streisand
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So these ancient arrowheads
are buried deep in the earth.
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We dig them up and find
over 12 new arrowheads every month.
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Boring!
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Eric, keep quiet!
I'm trying to sleep.
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Can anybody tell me
who left these arrowheads here?
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Isn't that your job?
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Yes, but I want to see
if you're learning anything.
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Let's all grab our anthropology
pickaxes that were handed out...
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...and we'll dig
for our very own Indian arrowheads.
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Shut up, Cartman!
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- I think I found one!
- No, I found it!
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I found it first.
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- No, I did, Pip!
- Oh, dear.
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- We'll roshambo for it.
- What do you mean?
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First, I kick you in the nuts.
Then you kick me in the nuts.
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We keep going until somebody falls.
Last one standing gets the arrowhead.
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- I suppose if I must.
- Ready? I'll go first.
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Well, I guess you win.
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I don't care,
you can have the stupid arrowhead.
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Look, I found another one!
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This is just a stupid triangle.
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Check it out, dude.
It's got little drawings on it.
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- What is it?
- I don't know.
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- That was cool!
- Give it back!
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You threw it away. It's mine.
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- We'll roshambo for it.
- No, it's mine.
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- Anthropologist!
- How's it going?
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I found a magic triangle,
and he took it from me!
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- You threw it away, fatso!
- Let me see.
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This is Anasazi writing!
This must be thousands of years old.
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Come on, let me kick you
in the nuts for it!
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Finally, a boy from South Park,
Colorado...
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...found something
during a field trip today.
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Here with a special report,
a quadriplegic on a pony.
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The 8-year-old was very shocked...
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...when he came across
an ancient object.
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I was, like,
"Dude, I found this triangle."
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My friends were, like, "Dude."
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I said, "I'll kick you in the nuts."
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But he didn't give it back.
I kicked him...
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...and he cried like Nancy Kerrigan.
- Liar!
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Screw you, thief!
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The boy will take his discovery home
and perhaps donate it to science later.
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- Back to you.
- Thanks. Those are cute kids.
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Except for that last one,
he's a bit tubby.
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- What will you do with it?
- Hide it from Cartman.
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I'll find it, don't worry!
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Goddamn it, give me my triangle!
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- You did throw it away.
- I was setting it aside.
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Let it go.
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I'll get that triangle
if it's the last thing I do!
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Give me a little pepper.
Give me a little salt.
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- Put it in the skillet...
- Excuse me.
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- You're that movie critic guy on TV.
- Leonard Maltin, yes.
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Well, I'll be a teenage girl
at an Aerosmith concert.
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Leonard Maltin in my cafeteria!
I'm Chef.
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I know. Listen to me.
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We have little time.
Have you seen Barbra Streisand?
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You mean, like,
"the" Barbra Streisand?
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- Have you seen her?!
- Not since Yentl.
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- Then I'm not too late.
- Too late for what?
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It's important you tell me where
those boys from the news report are.
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Why do you care?
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I have a button we can use
for his nose.
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- What's a marble sack for?
- Be careful, Kyle might steal it.
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- I didn't steal anything.
- Tell Kyle I'm not speaking with him.
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Good!
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What's that noise?
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Aliens!
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Who is the boy I saw
on the news report tonight?
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Hello, little boy.
Do you know who I am?
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- No.
- I bet you do.
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Stop that!
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That sucks, dude!
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- I'm Barbra Streisand!
- So?
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So?! I'm a very famous
and very important individual.
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- Like John Elway important?
- What?!
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- You know John Elway?
- No!
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You're famous and important,
but you don't know John Elway?
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Little boy, I understand that you found
a neat little triangle near here.
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- Yeah.
- No, I found it! He stole it!
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- You threw it away!
- He's a dirty thief.
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Does the triangle have two snakes
joined at the middle?
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- Yeah, how did you know?
- Okay, now this is very important.
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- Where is the Triangle of Zinthar now?
- Triangle of Zinthar?
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- Why do you wanna know?
- I'm not talking to you!
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- Whoa, dude!
- Where is the triangle, damn it?
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- What seems to be the problemo here?
- There's no problemo, officer.
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I was introducing myself
to these charming boys.
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She's being a total bitch!
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- Boys, shouldn't you be in school?
- It's Saturday.
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No excuses!
Move along, you little troublemakers!
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- Well?
- Well, what?
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- You know who I am, don't you?
- Well, you ain't Fiona Apple.
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And if you ain't Fiona Apple,
I don't give a rat's ass!
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What a bitch!
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I guess he's not home.
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- Damn! Then we must look for them.
- What is this all about?
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If Barbra saw the same news report,
those boys are in danger.
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If you were Barbra Streisand,
where would you be now?
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No, where would she be staying?
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I heard she had her own $4 million
condo up near the ski slope.
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- Where?
- I don't know, it was a rumor.
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Damn it, where's your car?!
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That little bastard
has the triangle, Milo.
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- Are you sure?
- He knew about the symbol of Krulak.
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- Why don't we go get it?
- A cop showed up.
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I can't blow it now that I'm so close.
It must be handled carefully.
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How many years has it been?
Thirty? Forty?
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For so long I've waited
to find the other triangle.
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And now I am so close.
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The dawn of Zinthar is close at hand!
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- Cartman?
- You scared the crap out of me, Ike!
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- What are you doing?
- I'm trying...
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I'm not talking to you.
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Ike, tell Kyle that I was trying
to get my triangle back.
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Ike, tell Cartman
that it's my triangle!
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Tell Kyle he's a goddamn
son of a bitch!
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If it means that much to you,
take the stupid triangle!
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If it'll make you leave me alone,
take it! Here!
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Now get out of my house. I hope
you feel really good about yourself.
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Hell, yeah, I got the triangle.
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I got the triangle, I got the triangle!
You don't, you don't!
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- You sure Barbra's condo is here?
- It was a rumor.
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- A lot of celebrities have condos.
- Then we've got to keep looking.
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This has gone far enough. I won't drive
until you tell me what this is about.
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Aren't you curious
about the insanity Barbra exhibits?
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- I always heard she was a bitch.
- More than a bitch!
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She's a calculating,
egotistical bitch.
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Her mother's a jackal.
Her father's an insurance salesman.
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Insurance salesman?
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At 5, she wanted to be a singer.
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But by 6, her goal
was to rule the universe.
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She learned
of the Diamond of Pantheous...
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You know what? Never mind.
I don't need to know all this.
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The keepers of Pantheous learned
of her wish.
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The diamond was split up and buried.
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While shooting My Fair Lady,
Barbra found one triangle.
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The other triangle
is the one Kyle has?
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If Babs gets that other triangle,
she'll fulfill her prophecy...
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...and become the most threatening
thing ever known:
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- Mecha Streisand!
- Mecha Streisand?
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I don't know what that means,
but it doesn't sound good.
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The bus sure is late.
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I wonder what I should do
with my triangle? Now that it is mine.
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Damn it, I gave it to you
so you would shut up!
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Hello there, little boys.
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- How are you today?
- Fine.
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That is great. My name is Mrs. Jones.
I am a very friendly, nice person.
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- I hear one of you found my triangle.
- Your triangle?
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Yes. You see, that triangle
is part of my kidney dialysis machine.
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I'm so glad you found it. Because
without it, I would die within hours.
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- Oh, no, finders keepers!
- But I'll die.
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We'll roshambo for it. I'll kick you
in the nuts. Then you kick me.
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I want to give you a big cash reward
for finding it.
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- It's worth a lot of money to me.
- It is?
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No wonder that Barbra Streisand lady
wanted it.
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Who is that?
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Just this really, really old lady
who wishes she was still 45.
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You should have seen her nose.
It's big enough to land planes on.
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- Talk about a bitch, I haven't seen...
- Enough!
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Anyway, if you'll come
with me in my car...
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...I'll take you to my condo
and kill you...
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I mean, give you money
for the triangle.
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Sweet! I'll be rich!
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Bet you wish you didn't give me
that triangle. Dumb-ass!
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Shouldn't we not get
into cars with strangers?
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Not when money's involved.
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And action!
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Rebecca, I'm a man. A man like
any other with dreams and emotions.
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I won't put a foreign object
up my ass.
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Cut! Print that. Excellent, Sid.
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Take five.
Let's set up for the next shot.
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Hello. You must hurry.
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- A boy found the Triangle of Zinthar.
- Where?
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A small, white-bread, mountain town
called South Park.
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Excellent.
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Soon the Triangle of Zinthar
will be mine.
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And I will be the biggest,
most famous person ever!
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- Let me go! Seriously.
- Yeah, let us go.
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You fools have no idea the powers
you're meddling with.
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I'll teach you to meddle
with my triangle!
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- It's not my triangle, it's Kyle's!
- Don't pass it back on me, fat ass!
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Screw you, hippie!
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- Where is the Triangle of Zinthar?
- I don't remember.
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- Goddamn it, tell her! I wanna go home.
- Maybe this will help jar your memory.
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No, don't!
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Torture!
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Now do you remember?
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Damn your black heart, Streisand!
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- I don't know how much more I can take.
- All right, you asked for it!
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No!
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I don't know, maybe Barbra doesn't
have a place up here after all.
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- We'll have to go to plan B.
- There's a plan B?
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Why have we been driving around
all day when there's a plan B?
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- Ever heard of the band, The Cure?
- Come on...
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...don't tell me The Cure
is involved too.
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No, just the lead singer.
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What's the matter, Leonard Maltin?
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She's close. Very close.
I can feel her!
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- Where?
- She has the boys.
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- They're in trouble!
- Oh, fudge!
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Keep going this way. Hurry!
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No!
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Okay, I'll tell you where
the triangle is! It's inside my shoe.
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When's the last time
you changed your socks?
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And your socks smell like a garden?
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Finally, the triangle is mine!
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After centuries of waiting, I finally
have the Triangle of Zinthar!
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Now, the Diamond of Pantheous
is complete!
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Whoa, dude!
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Mecha Barbra Streisand!
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This is pretty f* * * * d up.
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Holy crap, Ned! That's the biggest
goddamn deer I've ever seen!
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Weeks after the devastating attack of
mutant beasts, zombies and turkeys...
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...the town of South Park has managed
to rebuild itself once again...
232
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Goddamn it, not again.
233
00:16:17,850 --> 00:16:23,310
- Mayor, Barbra Streisand is...
- I noticed. Call the National Guard!
234
00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:26,210
We'll get you, you bitch.
235
00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:30,520
And to think,
I actually watched your HBO special.
236
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,630
- Children!
- Chef!
237
00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:37,100
Oh, no!
She has joined the two triangles?
238
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,030
- Yes, she stole my triangle!
- Get us down.
239
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,940
- I can't break these locks.
- Stand back, Chef.
240
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:52,450
- That was cool!
- I'll go after Streisand.
241
00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:55,310
Chef, call Robert Smith of The Cure.
242
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,080
Robert Smith? Sweet!
243
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,890
- Hello?
- Is this Robert Smith of The Cure?
244
00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:06,960
- Yes, it is.
- Leonard Maltin asked me to call you.
245
00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:11,000
So Barbra Streisand's found
the other triangle, eh?
246
00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:16,970
All right, men,
give her everything you've got!
247
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:27,750
Get outside her, Ned!
I can't get a shot in from here.
248
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,390
I'm scared.
249
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:44,530
It's no use.
Our firepower has no effect!
250
00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:50,000
Oh, my God, it is you!
I am such a huge fan, Miss Streisand!
251
00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:54,010
I never thought I'd live
to see you in person!
252
00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:59,150
I hate to ask this, but could I get
an autograph? My sister would die!
253
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,810
Thank you, Miss Streisand!
254
00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:14,060
We're doomed! Goodbye, Mr. Hat.
255
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,530
Barbra!
256
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,580
Look out, children!
257
00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:39,050
No!
258
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:54,470
- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!
- You bastards!
259
00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:00,140
- What's going on here?
- Sidney Poitier?
260
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:04,870
- That's right, I'm Sidney Poitier.
- Damn, it's nice to meet you.
261
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,780
The Sidney Poitier in my hometown.
262
00:19:07,990 --> 00:19:12,860
- Barbra has the Triangle of Zinthar?
- She's made the Diamond of Pantheous.
263
00:19:24,570 --> 00:19:26,600
Is that really necessary?
264
00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:44,920
It's over. She's too strong for them.
We'll have to leave town.
265
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,150
Make her go away.
I hate Barbra Streisand!
266
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:51,590
My mom said there were no monsters,
but there are.
267
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,060
We have to say goodbye to South Park.
268
00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:57,600
Oh, my God, help me!
269
00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:01,870
- Am I too late?
- Who are you?
270
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:04,370
- Robert Smith of The Cure!
- Sweet!
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00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:07,100
Hold this walkie.
Help me fight her.
272
00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:08,780
You can try.
273
00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:13,080
But that thing just beat
Leonard Maltin and Sidney Poitier.
274
00:20:13,290 --> 00:20:18,250
I have to try. I can't let Barbra
Streisand do this to the entire world.
275
00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:36,330
Her weak point is the nose.
276
00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:39,600
Robert Smith, hit her nose!
Use robot punch.
277
00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:49,620
The diamond! She must be powerless.
278
00:20:49,820 --> 00:20:52,810
Quickly, Robert Smith,
she's powerless!
279
00:21:03,570 --> 00:21:07,470
- He did it!
- No more Barbra Streisand ever!
280
00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:10,570
Robert Smith is the greatest
person ever!
281
00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:11,940
Our savior.
282
00:21:13,910 --> 00:21:16,280
Can I have my walkie-talkie back?
283
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,950
No way, you gave it to us.
It's mine.
284
00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:23,450
All right, I'll roshambo you for it.
Ready?
285
00:21:26,330 --> 00:21:27,790
Where's he going?
286
00:21:28,590 --> 00:21:32,460
Goodbye! Thank you for your help.
Visit us again.
287
00:21:32,670 --> 00:21:36,260
Disintegration is the best album ever!
288
00:21:40,370 --> 00:21:43,570
- What should we do with the triangles?
- Get rid of them.
289
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:46,400
Nobody should have that kind of power.
290
00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:49,210
At least I have the walkie-talkie
Robert gave me.
291
00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:51,940
No, that's mine! He gave it to me!
292
00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:53,910
Don't you ever learn?
293
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:58,150
- Come on, I'll roshambo you for it.
- Go to hell, Cartman.
294
00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:03,630
- That whole experience sucked.
- Yeah, I'm glad it's over.
295
00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:05,490
I've learned something:
296
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:09,400
People who want a lot of power
always end up dead.
297
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,160
- Yeah.
- And I've learned something too:
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00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:15,210
Robert Smith kicks ass!
299
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,780
- Oh, no, she's back!
- Oh, my God, look!
300
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:24,770
Mecha Ike!
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