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Hey, Dad. Hey, hon.

Remember my friends are coming over today?

Friends?

Yeah. I told you about them. They're like the cooler kids, you know. Okay.

it's really important. I don't want them to, like, mess this up because they're,

like, really popular.

You know, I want to be a part of the group and get more friends and stuff,

know. Okay.

I was telling you, like, they have some, like, weird things that they do, but

they have my full consent.

Consent? What do they need consent for?

Well, it's not a big deal. I just, I don't want to, like, mess this up.

Okay.

Well, I'm excited for you to have friends.

I really don't want to mess this up, because they're just so cool, and I want

more friends. I want to be a part of the group, you know.

Okay. Sounds good.

I'm excited to meet them.

Oh, can you go to the kitchen and get tonight, please?

Okay. I'm going to wait.

Hey, come on in.

Hey, what's up?

Hi. Do you know where Nick is? Well, what, what, what, what?

He's always late. He'll be in a minute.

You ready to hang out?

Yeah, let's go to the couch.

Yeah.

Yeah, hon.

I'm just filling up some snacks for her and her friends.

Yeah, I'm excited.

I mean, Mal's not a boyfriend. It's just some friends from school.

Well, she needs to make some friends.

I think it'd be good for her.

Alright, yeah, I'm sure they'll be respectful.

I'll give you a call when it's all done.

Okay, bye.

Nice to meet you.

Likewise.

Is there anything that you want to watch, Ben? No, go ahead. Whatever you

want.

So,

Paulo, where are you from?

Colorado. Colorado?

Yeah.

What brings you out here?

Just work, school.

Yeah? Yeah, a little bit of everything.

But it's nice out here. How long have you guys been out here?

Long time.

We like the warmer weather. Yeah, it gets pretty cold out there.

Is there lots of snow or is it just cold?

I mean, in the wintertime there's lots of snow.

Sometimes you get snowed in and that's crazy.

I mean, I'm grateful for the weather out here.

So how did you guys meet?

How did we do? I don't remember what it was.

So that's cool.

Oh, yeah. I thought it was a fucking party or something. No.

It was at school, wasn't it?

Yeah, we met at school.

Yeah. Do you guys share a class or anything?

Um, I think we have one class together. Yeah.

Yeah. It's that big lecture hall. That's how I didn't, like, see you at first.

Yeah, it was the lecture hall. That's how... Oh.

Oh, crazy.

You guys do anything extracurricular?

We don't really have to theme hobbies or anything.

I'm only known for like Emily.

Emily's cool, yeah.

I'm glad that you make a friend.

Yeah. Yeah, Hazel's a really good friend.

I'm glad we met.

Nothing good wrong.

I mean, it can't be that hard just kissing it on.

Like I said, I don't know.

Put on that one movie you were talking about the other day.

The one with the shark and the tornado.

Have you seen this one?

Sharknado?

I don't know. I think so.

I got to go all the way to the... So, Paula, do you have a girlfriend?

Yeah, actually, I do.

We've been together for like two years now.

Where's she today?

I'm not sure where she is today. I think she said she was going to go run some

errands. What?

She doesn't mind you hanging out with my daughter?

Oh, no, not at all. She knows we're cool.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I don't hate on that.

It's becoming different.

Maybe if I had something else to do, just watch TV.

I mean, it's not off to bring friends over.

Yeah, I'm waiting for Nick.

Yeah, we can't start the game without him yeah I

Mean I'm comfortable.

Yeah, maybe he'll call if something came up, but I'm sure I'll be here I

Told you he's always late. He'll be here

Met Nick before?

No, not yet.

Oh, he's cool people.

You ever introduced me to Nick before?

Yeah, you guys, neither of you have been over before.

I don't know, you should have been out somewhere else.

You know I would think you guys together.

That's true.

Your mom just said you were making friends.

Yeah.

You called mom?

I did when I got the snacks.

Oh.

Where's your mom?

Uh, on a work trip.

Oh, okay, that makes sense. She'll be here next time, probably.

Yeah, I'd love to meet her.

How long have you and Mom been together?

A long time.

Huh? Long enough to raise her.

Nice.

Alright, I'll let you guys get comfortable.

Sounds good.

Thank you, Dad.

You're welcome. Thank you for the snacks.

Appreciate it, Miss Moore.

Like I said, I don't mind anything.

Oh, yeah, this one's good.

You've seen it before?

Mm -hmm.

I think you'll like it.

Cool shot.

Did they use the drone on that?

Yeah they definitely used the drone to film that.

Oh, this part's really good.

Yeah? Mhm.

Take your top off.

You got it?

I didn't see that coming.

I told you it was a good part.

Mm -hmm. They sound this really well

Mm

-hmm

Yeah, it'll shock you.

Those two are really cute together.

Just wait until you see what happens.

Spoil it.

I'm not.

You are.

I just said wait until you see what happens.

Well, now I know something happened.

You don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

Is he going to end up with another girl?

No.

No. I knew you spoiled it.

Yeah, I just met one of her friends.

You sure about these guys? They seem a little weird.

Well, at least the one that's here does.

Hey. Hey. They're over there. Oh, okay. Cool.

I'm so glad you guys picked this movie. This is my favorite.

You like this too?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Especially this part. Oh, my God.

Look at that backflip so fucking we didn't have it in this movie Didn't we

it last time we hung out? I don't think I saw this one Have you seen this?

No, you thought it was good I didn't see that You don't remember this part?

No Damn,

commercial break?

I thought you paid for the premium membership, man. You got the wrong one.

Sorry.

Jeez.

Fuck. Whatever.

It's only 30 more seconds.

Right?

I wish you were the fucking quick, quick, uh, gift after five seconds.

What did you guys watch before I came here?

Romantic triangle, whatever it's weird

What are you guys doing?

I thought you were watching the game.

Oh, well.

The game got boring, man. It was a fucking blowout, alright?

Sorry, bro. If you had money on it, I'm sorry. You probably lost money.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

Everybody thinks he's the GOAT, but when it comes to the fourth quarter, he

ain't shit, you know?

Yeah.

He's still a good player.

He is.

Definitely want to put your money on it. I could care less.

I don't really watch that kind of stuff. You're not that bad.

I was actually recording at the lighter.

Oh, I'm sorry.

It's alright.

It doesn't auto -save?

No, you gotta upgrade your membership if you want to record more than two things

at once while changing the channel.

Oh, she didn't get the membership. The premium membership again, man!

Dude, I didn't get it from my car, and now the butt heater doesn't work. That's

fucking bullshit, dude.

So, Nick, where are you from?

Oh, I'm local.

Are you? Yeah.

Not too far, you know, 35 -minute drive.

Yeah. Yeah. You go to the same school as my daughter?

Well, it is a school for a gifted kid.

A gifted?

Yeah. She's pretty gifted.

Very. I was definitely gifted. You concur?

She takes after her mom.

She's still yet to meet mom, but she's back from the work trip. Yeah, she's on

work trip.

Those are always so annoying.

Yeah.

It's only a couple more days though, right?

Yeah, this time around.

Do you know where she went at least?

Where she took the trip to?

I don't know.

I think I'll go to the kitchen.

Never been out there. I heard it's hot though.

New Mexico.

New Mexico. Not too much out there. Yeah. I like old Mexico better, you

Old Mexico?

Yeah. Not the level Mexico.

In old Mexico, they sure know how to party.

Oh, hell yeah.

Crazy times out there. La vida loca, man. La vida fucking loca.

We'll have to go sometime.

Yeah.

Maybe.

I mean, spring break or something.

Well, that's if my dad would let me.

Yeah, I don't know about partying. I mean... I didn't say partying.

Nothing too crazy. I mean, just like a little... I've been to Mexico. I know

crazy you are.

Yeah. Might have been more shoes than teeth.

Oh, shit. How are you?

We'll have a really special place in your heart if we go.

That's true.

Viva Mexico.

Do you have any movie queued up next?

You can pick one out, Dad.

Let's get down with the game.

Man, forget the game.

Let's watch a movie.

Well, how much time is left?

What, a game? Yeah.

Well, it doesn't matter.

I'm just happy you have friends over, so enjoy your time.

You're cool, huh? Right?

Yeah. I'm having a good time.

Yeah, I'm having a pretty fun time. I'm chilling.

What kind of movie do you guys think?

I don't want comedy.

Damn, I was just going to say comedy. No.

What about horror?

We could do horror movies.

Action -adventure? What about comedy? Have you seen Ski Patrol?

Comedy?

I like... Ski Patrol's a good one.

I like that movie.

You guys don't like thrillers?

No? Oh, my God. Okay, fine. You guys pick.

Pick without me.

Can you turn me off a little faster? A little more to tip like that?

Yes, that's perfect.

That feels nice.

Yeah, thank you.

I really want to meet your mother. If this all comes from your mother, she

be such a pleasure to get to know.

Yeah.

I feel like she's a lot more relaxed.

Than my dad.

More relaxed. Yeah, a little tense sometimes.

How'd you guys meet?

My wife and I?

Oh, uh... College.

Oh, one of those frat parties.

Frat parties.

In Mexico, right? Yeah. This guy's a wild guy.

Yeah.

I can know this.

I need more.

Like in those days, you were going hard, huh? Yeah, back then.

Hard in the paint.

Hard in the paint?

Hey, that feels good.

Yeah. Really good job.

So did we decide on thriller or what's going on?

I think horror.

Can we go horror? I don't care. I picked the last movie. At least you want

horror, right?

Yeah. A little jump gear doesn't hurt anyone.

Well,

Dad, can you pull up some Sierra Leone, some horror movies?

Okay. Maybe you can pick.

My Bloody Valentine?

That's a good one. Yeah.

That sounds cool.

Sounds fantastic.

See that?

You can do it a little tighter.

You know,

I think your mouth will do much better.

Yeah.

Definitely a way better viewing experience.

Oh, I think there's a jump scare coming up.

Be careful.

Oh.

Don't want to choke.

Yeah.

God, they made that so corny.

Yeah, it wasn't that scary.

These remakes, man.

Well, I think this is the second one, if I'm not mistaken.

That's great, yeah.

You don't have to worry about thinking it in deep either. You can go really

deep.

So it's nice meeting you guys.

Tomorrow we have family game night if you want to come.

That'd be sick. Yeah.

We could use some more players. That would be so fun, Dad.

Yeah?

Okay. I'll see you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

Sounds cool.

Yeah. Family game night.

Don't be fucking late again.

No, I'll be early this time. Yeah, this guy.

You know what?

I think I want to use your mouth too.

Yeah,

that would be a much better viewing experience.

Yeah?

It's so great to be able to watch a horror movie and get our dicks sucked.

So nice.

I love making friends.

I like making friends too.

You guys are so nice.

I'm glad we all met. This is awesome. Yeah, this is so cool.

Well, I think if you keep doing that, I'm going to come.

I think she follows it. Yeah, better to quit her.

Oh, it's so

good.

I can't drive back to the movie.

Don't get your hopes too high. This one's kind of not that great.

Yeah.

You liking it?

Yeah, I think it's okay.

Yeah, I mean they're better ones for sure.

Dude,

did you see the prequel to this one?

I saw bits and pieces of it, I didn't see the full thing.

I think the people was way better.

I'll have to check it out again.

I gotta drop this load real quick.

Fuck.

I remember saw it.

Yeah,

movies are much better with no jobs.

Definitely.

Don't you think?

Oh, yeah.

What do you think, Hazel?

We should have picked a different movie.

Who picked this one again?

It was your dad. Yeah, it definitely was your dad.

Should we change it?

Yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

That's the time?

I gotta go, but I'll see you guys tomorrow on game night?

Yeah.

I'll see you there.

Don't be late, okay?

I'm not the late one.

Nah, you know I'll be there. Come on.

You gotta get some good sleep, man. I don't know.

Eight hours here, man. Eight hours of quality.

I gotta go.

You too?

Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow at game night.

Okay.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Awesomeness personified.

You guys ready to lose?

Are you guys going to have their money?

Of course.

Hey, wait.

Yeah, they left.

Wait, you're the cat?

Yeah. Okay, I'll be the penguin.

You guys are whatever.

All right, let's do this.

Well, thank you guys for coming.

Yeah, of course. Yeah, it's our pleasure. Thanks for having us. Yeah.

Woo!

Five. Five. Oh, fuck.

Damn,

you're going to purchase that?

Yeah, you're going to buy it?

I mean, at this railroad.

Yeah, bro. You want to own the road, don't you?

It's transportation.

Come on.

Yeah. 200.

There you go. Damn, blue face. All right.

You gave it to the banker.

Yeah, you're the banker. What?

You think I'm the banker or something? I don't even know how I get it. I haven't

played in a while.

All right, well.

Damn, double.

Damn. Don't mind shit.

Are you gonna buy that?

Yeah.

$150? Mm -hmm.

Um, do I get my railroad or... No.

Oh.

No, no, no. It only comes up to you next turn. You know how it's worked?

I told you I haven't been here long. Well, it looks like I got it early.

what? Are you trying to cheat over here? Yeah, what the... Bro, I think you guys

are trying to cheat.

Dude,

I'm the most honest, bro. I would never cheat, okay?

Bro, neither would I.

Totally Richie.

Why'd you think that?

Cheaters never win and winners never quit.

That's a phrase right there.

Is it my turn now? No, no, I think Rusty goes again because he got doubled.

Oh,

I'll go? Okay, fuck it. Really good return.

Damn,

what are the chances? The most common rule.

Seven.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Chance. What do you know? Advanced to boardwalk.

Oh, man. Look at that.

Fuck you.

Well, I'll definitely purchase that for $400.

Fuck, I'd like that.

I wanted that one.

Can I have $100 back for boardwalk?

Can I roll out?

Go ahead.

Oh, shit, doubles.

Double. Runs in the family, I guess. For real.

Double, double. Yeah.

Double bubble.

Yeah. Double, double bubble. Oh, no.

Oh, damn.

Yeah.

Yeah, don't put anything in your bubble. You know, you're just visiting.

You guys talk.

Sometimes.

You know what would make this way more fun?

Can you give me a handjob right now?

I think I'll leave it for now.

That seems unfair. I want a handjob too.

Are you going to buy it?

Yep.

How much is that one? I can't see.

220. Sounds like a nice run.

There you go, Nick, your turn.

Let's see what you roll this time.

Wow. What are the chances? I don't like you.

Oh, no, that's not even my character. I told you he was trying to cheat. 1, 2,

3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Damn, I already owe rent?

Shit. Wait, who owns Connecticut Ave?

You passed on by.

Oh, you know what? I think that was a good idea. I'll pack. I'm buying it all

soon. Yeah, I didn't buy it.

I'll roll 40 since your hands are occupied.

Oh, thank you.

Look at that.

It's a nice number.

Can you move my piece?

It's a little far from here.

Wait, can you even leave? You're in jail.

No, I'm just visiting.

I'm going to be in jail.

How much is that one?

200?

200? I think I want it. New York Avenue?

Yeah. It's not a bad one to have.

Can you guys pass the money, please?

The money? Oh, yeah. How much is it? $200.

Don't worry. I'll give the right amount.

Do me a favor. Let me get some change.

How come you guys have so much more money?

Well, because we're not stupid. We don't buy properties. We save our money.

the point.

This is true. No, the point is to have a monopoly.

This is also true.

Oh, there's another one.

Okay, double.

Everybody's getting double.

Community trust. Uh,

that means... Yeah, you're a poor card.

Community trust.

You rescued a puppy and you feel rescued too. Get out of jail free.

This card may be kept until needed.

Oh my god.

Devils?

Devils again.

I'll bet we're wrong.

Yeah.

Nine. Nine?

That was a good roll.

Yeah, that's pretty good.

Where am I?

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. You know,

the price is a little bit high if you're going to me.

I'm going to pass.

You're going to pass? Really?

Terrible.

Want to roll for it, Nick?

Sure. Yeah, maybe.

At least you can do it, man.

Seven.

Eight.

Oh, yeah, I knew that.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

You got both of it.

Atlantic Avenue.

Are you going to buy Atlantic? Yeah, I want to buy it. Damn, she's been all

I want rent money.

Oh, yeah, no problem I

couldn't

get a place right next to free parking lot of traffic.

I don't know Whose

turn was it?

Oh, yeah, I wrote that for dinner. I was gonna you know what?

Don't want to buy that.

It's kind of expensive. You know what? I'll pass.

I'll pass for now.

Save your money, Ross. There's more things to do.

That's such a good property, though.

Can you roll for me? That's it.

Don't blame me if you don't like the number, though.

Oh, okay.

Which was your piece again?

It was this one right there on... Yeah.

Yeah, exactly the pink one.

300 bucks. You want to buy it?

I think that was my piece, but... Someone's trying to cheat here.

It's really warm in here. Yeah, really warm.

Fuck.

Whose turn was it again?

It's your turn now.

Not here.

Good luck, man.

Fucking three we move my future me when are you on the boat?

Yeah, I got it here right there Oh the railroad forget it man. Their service is

horrible. I don't want to take that company on Fuck it's hazel's turn. She's

lot better another Hey Do

you want to buy that or no?

Do you want to have her blow on it for good luck?

Yeah, will you have her blow on it for good luck?

Oh, thank you.

Oh, hell yeah.

Fuck. You know what?

I'll actually buy that.

Finally buying?

Finally buying. You know, got to make investments, I suppose.

Thank you.

That feels great.

Oops. I got it. You got it? Thanks, bro.

Okay, I got it.

I mean, we could just use one.

Thanks, man.

Double ones.

Oh, shit.

Snakeheads, dude.

Oh, fuck.

You're building low matures. Collect $150.

Hey, I didn't make the rules. Don't hit the player, hit the game.

Oh,

shit.

Is it... Oh, Hazel's trying again? Mm -hmm.

Oh, I gotcha.

Hey, you think we could switch for a minute? Yeah, yeah, go ahead, go ahead.

Oh, fuck yeah. We got to roll the rest of the deck.

What does it say? Do I get money?

You help build the new school playground, then you get to test the

Collect 100 bucks.

I collected another 100 bucks, man.

That was me.

Oh, shit. Wait, what? I'm the one who donated to that school.

What are the chances? Another seven.

Just statistically the most probable roll you can get.

No, I'm definitely not buying that.

60 bucks?

No, no, no. It was $100 a month ago. The market is horrible.

That's a good call.

Hazel, you think you're going to buy anything this next turn?

Probably not.

Hold on a second.

Okay, well, you know what? I'm going to take my pants off.

Wow. Everybody's getting dumbbells. Yeah.

I'm lucky.

Appreciate it.

You know what?

I'll get a big spender.

Wow. Yeah.

Oh, be careful, man. You've got to pay for money for a rainy day fund.

Appreciate it.

Here you go.

Am I good?

Yeah, you're good.

Oh, damn.

Give me a five.

Four hundred.

No, no, no, no. I own it. You owe me 20 bucks.

Holy shit.

Thank you.

That's robbery.

No.

That's capitalism.

That's a decent roll.

You know what that calls for?

I think you should get up on the table.

Yeah, I agree.

Celebrate a little bit.

Such

a

good time game night, using your hold.

Yeah, I'm having a great time loving this blowjob right now.

Will you roll for me?

Thanks.

I love that we can just come over and use your throat.

Yeah.

Your holes are so, they're so good. They're so wet and I really appreciate

Ah, fuck.

Who's supposed to be rolling?

I don't know. Let's see. Whose turn was it?

It's old. It's my turn.

Hi.

Here you go. Yeah, it's horrible.

That doesn't count.

Looks like you're not too lucky right now.

It'll pick back up.

I get $200 because I went past up.

Gotta pay up.

Come on, bank.

You want to buy a Baltic?

Yes, sir.

You're lost.

Yeah,

Baltic's kind of trash.

It's nice for the community to trust, though.

Roll for you follow. Oh, yeah, I'd appreciate that. Thank you

Vermont

you get a great view of the game right there Bye

Vermont nice Do you want to buy it? Oh me?

No, I think I was talking with us

Now, fuck that.

No problem. I'm not buying shit.

Overall for you, Hazel.

Thank you.

Is it my turn to go?

Yeah, put your hand down.

That looks more comfortable.

Something high this time.

Wow, 11. That's pretty high up.

Yeah, I can't even move me then.

Kentucky, you landed on mine.

What did you get?

$110. Oh. Oh, no.

That's nice.

Oh, it's, uh, what's right now?

Hollows. Oh, can you roll for me? Thank you.

Double.

Wow.

I feel like we've gotten more doubles than not today.

I don't know. I can't see it.

How many is that?

Sister.

Six to nine.

Are you the duck or?

That's me.

Do it.

Shoreline. Wanna buy it?

Hell no.

Shoreline?

Yeah, Shoreline's trash.

Dude, the only Shoreline I fuck with is Shoreline Mafia.

Here. Oh, my turn.

Okay, then.

Oh, Hazel has a lot of property.

Too bad you don't have the get out of jail card.

Fuck.

Oh, I hate you.

Am I rolling for you? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I would appreciate that.

Here, come to the game one.

It's easier to play the game when you're... Oh, nice.

200 votes.

Collect 200?

I can't complain about that.

Hey,

your luck will come.

Was that for Nick?

No, that was me. Oh, good. For me, I don't even buy any properties. Don't

I keep telling you about the fucking market.

Is it my turn now?

No, it's next.

I can roll for him. Yeah, you roll nice.

And it's saving, so I get a hundred.

Oh, see, I told you luck would come.

Not really, I'm still in jail.

That's true.

No, you just got out of jail.

Uh, I think you could go ahead and... Thank you.

Three. Not the greatest role, but you know.

I'm not going to buy any property, so...

Yeah, please.

What do you get?

Five? Yep.

Oh, I definitely don't want to buy.

You want to buy?

No, no, no, no, no. I've got to save that money.

I haven't been mixed by anything so far.

Cash heavy.

Are you enjoying the game, Hazel?

I love it.

This is so fun. You guys should come more.

Your holes make it so much more fun.

That is true. Your holes are definitely helping.

Hopefully next time you can bring your mom over and use her holes, too.

I think mom would like playing with you guys.

Yeah?

She really likes this game.

You think she would let us use her holes, too?

Maybe.

I guess we'll find out.

Eight.

Community chest.

Bag of cookies, you get 50 bucks.

Yummy.

And they were gluten -free. Hell yeah.

You want to roll for me?

You roll for her. No problem.

It's a rip -off, man.

The answer's 20 bucks.

Buy that, Hazel?

Do I?

I mean, she doesn't own half the board already.

Damn, Hazel.

No, I think I'll pass if I don't own it.

Alright.

Here, Apollo.

Alright, I'll see what my luck brings me.

Ah, shit.

You know what?

Oh, thank you.

I think I'm going to pass.

I own it.

Oh, well, I pay you, then.

$75.

$75, I'll pay you back later.

Picked again?

Yes, the Illinois ad. The Costco is like $200.

Another 200.

The richer, the richer.

Big.

Dang.

Want to roll for her?

Yeah, of course.

Ocho.

It's your turn.

Not in the game either.

No problem.

I'm not sure whose turn it is anymore.

Me neither. I lost count.

It wasn't mine.

Well, I'll roll again.

Yeah. I mean, you're already winning.

Yeah, you have most of the property. And you have that cash.

Seven.

Yeah, yeah.

Does anyone own Vermont?

Nope. You want it?

I don't. No, I'll pass. I just want to make sure I don't have to pay anything.

I forget to pay anything.

Who's next?

Oh, I think it's me. What do you roll for me? Ten.

Ten? That's a good roll. I appreciate that.

Um,

yeah, there we go Oh

Look it's new.

Yeah.

Tia, roll for me. Sorry, my hand's a little bit tired.

Oh, okay.

How'd I get?

Hey.

Go to jail.

Are you kidding me?

I've never been here before.

At least let me eat or something.

I don't think they want any rent.

Oh, fuck.

I'm going to come inside here.

Oh, fuck.

All right, well, I'm going to get us some drinks.

I think I have a definite one though.

It's my turn, right? Yeah.

Oh, God.

Hmm.

Hmm, a seven.

Uh, let me go. We've got that, yeah.

What do you say?

Help your neighbor bring in his groceries.

She makes you lunch to stay. Thanks.

Collect 20 bucks.

Honestly, I give up. Hopefully you would. Look at all the poverty. You have

the property. Yeah, and now you're going to get all the income. What's next,

man? Poverty for me? Fuck that.