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I'm just picking up from the house. You
know how I am.

All of the stuff in here I like to be
just perfect.

Helps me sleep at night, you know?

Yeah, that sounds like a lot of fun.

I definitely wish that I was doing
something more fun tonight than just

and picking up from the house.

That's true. I do like to say it a lot,
but, you know, I don't think I have much

time.

Yeah, definitely.

You want to hang out tomorrow?

I literally have nothing planned.

I just got to do a few things for work
and... Oh, yeah, totally.

I totally forgot that it was Christmas
Eve.

Well, maybe the next day?

Right. Christmas Day.

Well, that's cool.

I'll definitely have to see you before
New Year's.

Okay.

Happy holidays, I guess.

What the hell are you doing here?

Thank God you're here, Dad.

Wait, it just hit me. You guys actually
flew across the entire country and just

showed up at my house?

That's right.

Actually, no. Come here.

Here we are. Great.

God, that thing is old.

Ah, for me, it's funny.

So your mother was... I just need to
catch this whole thing on video and make

her happy, okay?

Oh, make her happy?

Yeah. Hmm.

Like, it's not pretty fucked up that you
guys should hang in my house without my

consent? I mean, no curse words.

I don't know about the money, but...
It's not like I'm here to try to fuck

you. Oh my god, fuck this.

Fuck you.

Just relax.

Because I know how your mother and your
brother can be a handful sometimes.

Oh, my God.

Oliver's coming?

God, wake me up from this nightmare.

You've come a long way to flight, but
I'm here.

So, right?

And that will make it all better for
you.

Yes, and did your father tell you?

I got you a onesie.

Yeah, why don't you go put it on?

Just like home. Thanks, Mom.

Wake up, wake up.

I just need you to help me cleanse.

Could you just think of it?

Come on, dad, please.

Your outside is acting up again, dad.

Come on, please.

That should keep one seat at home
without me.

That should be so happy that I put it on
for her.

What's she doing anyways?

I don't know. I'm down cold.

Having any luck with the buttons?

No.

I'm not that excited for Christmas, but
you need to get all the better, Daddy.

I'll be setting it up, dear.

Would you like some coffee?

I'm okay, Mom.

What about you, Dad?

I can't believe that you would invite
Oliver.

He's just such a bratty little beater,
you know?

He's a beater. You love your beater.

Fatable.

You know, maybe it would be

easier if kind of a prison.

What do you think?

I'm still trying.

Is that better for you?

I do hope I have the right size.

I think it'll fit. We just kind of want
to stretch it or something.

It is so cute.

Thanks a lot for the outfit, Mom.

You're welcome.

You know, I wasn't feeling very festive,
but now that you guys came over, I

think I'm getting right in the Christmas
spirit.

Don't help me here.

It's in the group.

Mm -hmm.

I'm glad to see you have culture

here.

You know, Mom, you always taught me and
raised me right, so don't worry.

Everything here is just up to your
standards, I promise.

Are you stretching out the butt pop,
Dad?

You got to make sure that it's going to
get on there.

You've got to be patient, okay?

You're volleyball fans.

I know.

Maybe if I turn around over this way?

You think that helps at all?

They were talking about you in those
prison stories.

There must be chances it'll help her.

Mom, did you bring all my favorite
ornaments?

I did. I can't wait to show you.

What's up, Patrice? You have to take the
star for me.

I want to be the one to put up the star.

Always. I will never ruin that
tradition.

Good.

Oh, dear. You always get so distracted.

Okay.

Hurry up and get that second drawer.
That way we can fill up the tree.

Morning. Okay.

I might want to try it a little faster
then.

Mom, did you make this Christmas duck?

How did you know?

And you didn't make me one this year.
Are you kidding me?

She made that one for you.

I set it up.

You made it.

He always could tell me I was the best
daughter ever.

Do you remember how to do the trick
here?

She just makes me write in Christmas
spirit.

It reminds me of last year.

And don't forget the crime rate though.

Oh, I'm so excited!

You're right,

you're right. I'm sorry, Mom.

The tree's not going to finish as well,
so I'll go over there and get to work.

All right, darling.

Santa, can I sit on your lap and ask you
for some stuff for Christmas?

Sure.

That would be fun.

Santa, for Christmas this year, I think
I want new headphones.

Maybe you can help your mom, too.

Mom, I think you need some new
headphones.

Listen, you seem so much better if you
had some.

Headphones work.

Well, I feel like I'm on Santa's
Christmas, you know. I think you

are.

I always have.

Hmm.

Dude, this is kind of a tight fit.

I know.

It is.

And he's got a big shoulder there.

There you go.

That's a good body.

You could also get me, maybe, a new
laptop?

Of course!

I can get you anything you want.

Anything?

That's really good, Mom.

You're working very hard.

Dan,

this kitchen is great for everything.

Keep me in the curves of the spirit.

You know this Christmas would be a lot
better if Oliver wasn't coming tomorrow.

I'm so happy that you guys invited him
and he didn't ask me. I guess we're

to have to work it along at some point.

Well, Bobby doesn't love me that much
for always treating me awful.

Man,

Santa delivers the best presents.

I think this is the best present I've
ever gotten from you, Step -Santa.

Mom,

you're like our little helper elf.

True.

Let me think right there.

There's the good, I think.

Santa,

I think...

Maybe. Oh, you're right. That does need
to be adjusted.

Good eye, Kay.

Looks so good.

I don't see.

You're so adorable in that one, sweetie.

I love it. You have the best outfits to
pick out for me, Mom.

Just like your mom.

I love it.

the snowy in there.

Especially with these snowflakes, they
really just put the cherry on top for

Christmas. It's fun.

Beautiful.

What do you think, Dad?

They call that a flock tree.

A flock tree?

Yep, it's a flock.

Kind of rhymes with something.

I like a lot.

Hot chocolate. I did see that.

That's true.

A couple left.

You'll pick the best spots for them, I
know.

You two look pretty good on that.

You do.

You're just very observant, Mom.

Good, Dad.

The tree's coming along really well.

The last one's here. Here, you need to
participate, too.

There you go.

Hmm.

I think that's probably dad's second
favorite cookie.

We all know what his first favorite one
is.

This is so cute. It's like we're riding
a little bridge.

I love it.

Man,

I'm really wearing the holiday cards
that I'm going to be eating for the

season.

Mm hmm.

It's just the other way.

You can scrape it.

You always have to scrape the trees a
little bit at a time.

What

should

we do?

No problem.

Oh, perfect.

from down here. Yeah, right?

Thank you.

So effective.

So effective.

If you're looking for the tinsel, I
found it.

She's hiding under here, I guess.

We should do a sweetheart.

Yeah, of course.

I can't wait until we fill up this tree
with all the presents.

I know, right? She's wonderful.

I have the best family ever.

It's got to be tangled, isn't it, Mom?

It is!

Honey, you know that's not good for your
back.

You don't have much comfort here.

Oh, my God.

It's doing me, right?

Good idea,

Mom.

Dad, you know what's up?

I've been doing this a while.

Oh, just gorgeous.

Beautiful.

We've heard. I see that yoga's been
paying off.

Definitely. I'm getting so much more
flexible lately.

I'm so proud of you.

Gorgeous, Mom.

It's looking pretty good.

You know, Oliver does not know what he's
making out on tonight.

I know. This is like his favorite
tradition.

I'm so excited!

I'm so glad we're doing Christmas.

You definitely put the Christmas cheer
back into me.

Thank you.

Your little reindeer bells are ringing,
Dad.

They certainly are.

Did you know that every snowflake in the
world, each one of them is different

and they'll never look the same?

Families are kind of like snowflakes.

Each one has their different dynamic.

It's alright.

It's alright.

I love our snowflake family.

Can you fix that later?

Of course!

Right there.

My feet right there is perfect.

That looks just right.

Follow us.

Well, it sure feels good to be here and
spend time with you, honey.

I guess it wasn't so bad having you guys
over.

I'm sorry if I was a little mean
earlier.

I just needed to release,

you know, and take some stress out.

Hmm.

I hope I get to put the star up soon.

Yeah, I was just thinking, it's almost
time.

Daddy, do you think it's almost time?

Oh, it's almost time. Yeah.

I think your daddy's going to need to
lift you up there, though.

Do you have the strength of lifting me
up, honey, after all this hard work

you've done today?

Coming here.

It's been such a long day for you.

Oh, he's nice and strong. He is.

Hi guys, it's Christmas Eve Eve and I'm
here with my daddy

Family memories.

I love it.

Is that Santa gonna put something in the
chimney?

Santa knows I love it in my chimney.

Just the Christmas cheer I need out
there.

Come on.

Hello Santa, Christmas is coming soon.

I'm

ready

for my present.

I've been so nice all year long. I think
I deserve one.

I'm ready Santa.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Oh,

thank you. I'm so happy.

I love it. I want

to beat that, bro.

What are you doing here?

What are some secret porn stars?

Hey, Peter. My name is Kate Lovely, and
I am your teensy all -star with holiday

season. Happy holidays. Happy holidays
to you, brother.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God.

Oh, my God.