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- Howdy ho, all you South Parketeers.
- Howdy ho.
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- I'm rootin'-tootin' Trey Parker.
- And I'm Matt Stone.
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- And this here's old Scratch.
- Hi, Scratch.
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Trey and I are right excited because
this is our favorite episode.
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It's called "Pink Eye."
It aired as our Halloween special.
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It's all about an epidemic
and the boys having to save the day.
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We wanted to do an episode on disease.
Pinkeye was the right one.
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Pinkeye is a real disease
and anybody can get it.
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So kids, be careful who you bed with.
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To fight this disease, all proceeds from
this video go to pinkeye research.
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- Yeah, right.
- As if we'd do that.
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- Like we're gonna give away money.
- Look, it's Indian Companion.
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Hello, Indian Companion.
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Someone coming.
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Thanks.
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Anyway, all of y'all sit back,
relax and enjoy "Pink Eye."
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Hooray!
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Pink Eye
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- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!
- You bastards!
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- What the hell is that thing?
- A UFO.
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There's no such thing as UFOs.
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Let's get him to the morgue.
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Wait till you see my Halloween
costume. It kicks ass.
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- Dude, it can't be cooler than mine.
- We ought to get our costumes ready.
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I think death is least funny
when it happens to a child.
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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- Marty, you put that on everything.
- It makes everything taste so English.
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Well, let's let him drain.
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So then the necrophiliac says,
"If this ain't a cadaver..."
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- Goddamn, that little turd bit me.
- Me too.
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- You look like a pansy.
- Shut up, Kyle.
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- What are you supposed to be?
- Raggedy Andy.
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- Why did you dress like Raggedy Andy?
- Wendy's Raggedy Ann.
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- This way we'll win the contest.
- I'll win with this Chewbacca costume.
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- First prize is two tons of candy.
- Wow, cool.
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- Hey, dudes.
- What kind of costume is that?
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It's a Adolf Hitler costume.
Sieg Heil. Sieg Heil.
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- Where'd you get it?
- My mom. It's cool.
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- No, it's not cool!
- Are you supposed to be Howdy Doody?
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- No, I'm Raggedy Andy, fat-ass.
- Oh, wow, you look pretty cool.
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- Sissy.
- I'll kick your ass.
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- Look out, Holly Hobbie's pissed off.
- Hey, look, Kenny's not dead.
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- You forgot to wear a costume.
- Couldn't your family afford one?
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- Why is your family so poor?
- Kenny's family is so poor...
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...they had to put their cardboard
box up for mortgage.
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I said your family had to put
a cardboard box up for mortgage, Kenny.
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I'm talking to you, Kenny!
Achtung!
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Poor piece of crap.
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- Come on, we're running late!
- We always run late, you skank.
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- What did you say?
- I can't wait to own a fishing tank.
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Neither can I.
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- Very interesting.
- What is it, doc?
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Your temperature is 55 degrees.
You have no pulse, no heartbeat.
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- And your eyes are puffy and sticky.
- Oh, no, you mean...
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Yeah, I'm afraid the two
of you have pinkeye.
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I'd give you topical medicine,
but I don't want to touch you.
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I'm so hungry and all I can
think about eating is brains.
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Don't touch your eyes.
I'll prescribe some antibiotics.
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Wait till everyone sees my Chewbacca
costume. They're gonna be so jealous.
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Everyone came as Chewbacca?
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It sure does seem to be
a popular costume this year.
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- Damn it!
- Wendy.
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- Hi, Stan.
- We were gonna be Raggedy Ann and Andy.
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- Yeah.
- We were gonna enter the contest.
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I know, but then I guess I just
realized how stupid we would look.
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- You what?
- I thought you'd agree...
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...so I came as Chewbacca.
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- Stan, you look pretty enough to kiss.
- Yeah, you want to be my girlfriend?
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There, you see? All of a sudden
my costume is pretty bad-ass.
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- Dressing like Hitler is not bad-ass.
- You're jealous.
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- Go to Endor, wookiee!
- Wookiees don't live on Endor!
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My mom's not on the
cover of Crack Whore magazine.
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- What did you say?
- Okay, Chewbaccas take your seats.
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Since today is Halloween...
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...we should learn about
the horror writer Jackie Collins.
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You see, when Jackie Collins
first wrote her novel...
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Is there a problem, Kenny?
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Let's keep our hands
to ourselves, okay?
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I'm never gonna win that candy.
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- Hello there. Happy Halloween.
- Must eat brains.
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Brains.
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Oh, God! No! Stop!
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I'm gonna make a new costume.
I can still win.
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Kenny, are you gonna
eat your pudding?
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No, Eric, go ahead and take
my pudding if you'd like.
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Why, thank you, Kenny.
How nice of you.
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Aren't you hungry, Kenny?
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- He hasn't moved or said anything.
- Hello, children.
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Hey, Chef.
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- What're you doing dressed like that?
- Eating Kenny's pudding.
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Hello there.
Love the Elvis costume, Chef.
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Elvis? I'm Evel Knievel.
Why the hell would I dress like Elvis?
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Why the hell would you dress like
Evel Knievel? I hope you are...
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Eric, what do you think you're doing?
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He said I could have
his pudding. Ask him yourself.
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That's right, Principal Victoria.
It's okay with me because Eric is cool.
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- Where did you get that costume?
- My mom made it. Sieg Heil. Sieg Heil.
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God bless America. You get into my
office before anyone else sees you.
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I have to show you
an educational video.
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I don't want to see
an educational video.
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- You bit my arm!
- Kenny's back to normal.
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- Watch the video, Eric.
- Adolf Hitler was a very naughty man.
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So remember, kids, dressing up
like Hitler isn't cool.
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- Do you have any questions?
- Can I see that again, that was cool.
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- You must remove that costume.
- I can't. I have to win the candy.
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Well, how about we make you
a new costume? Let's see now...
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How about we make you
a nice, scary ghost costume?
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- I don't want to be a stupid ghost.
- And let me just make...
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...a few quickie alterations.
And there you go, young man.
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Looks like they got a touch of that
pinkeye that's going around.
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- Boo, I'm a ghost.
- Oh, man, I feel like a total choad.
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That's just because
you look like a total choad.
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- Hello, children.
- Hey, Chef.
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- Chef's really scared of ghosts, huh?
- Where's Kyle?
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- Check this out.
- Whoa, dude.
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- What is that?
- I'm the solar system.
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The planets revolve the right way.
That candy is mine.
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Okay, let's get lined up
so the judge...
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...can get a look
at your stupid costumes.
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We have a celebrity judge, the star
of Family Ties, Miss Tina Yothers.
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- Who?
- Dude, I thought she was dead.
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Thank you, Miss Yothers.
Okay...
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The second-place award
for best costume goes to...
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...Kenny for his Edward
James Olmos costume.
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And the award for the
very best costume goes to...
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Wendy, for her Chewbacca costume.
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What? But she looks just like everybody
else. Up yours, Tina Yothers!
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The award for worst costume
this year goes to...
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...Stan, for his stupid
little clown-thing costume.
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Let's all point at Stan
and laugh, children.
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Thanks a lot, you ruined
my Halloween.
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Relax, you'll feel better once
we're trick-or-treating.
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I don't wanna trick-or-treat
with you.
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Let's all gather around
and bob for stupid apples.
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You go first, Bebe.
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Use those mouth muscles
like the girls in Beijing.
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Brains.
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Wait your turn, Clyde.
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Johnson, what the hell's
gotten into you?
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Pinkeye.
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Get the hell out of here, Johnson.
I don't want no goddamn pinkeye.
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And the president responded
by saying, quote:
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"Screw the commie bastards,
and screw their space station. "
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In other news, a pinkeye epidemic
is sweeping South Park.
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With a report,
a midget in a bikini.
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Thanks, Tom. More than
half the townspeople...
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...have been infected
with the virus.
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Symptoms include a complete
loss of heart functions...
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...lung activity and, of course,
sticky, puffy eyes.
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Pinkeye, my ass.
I've seen this before.
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Where is Kyle?
We don't have all night.
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- I bet I get more candy than you.
- You crazy? I'm the candy master.
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You're the ass master.
There's a difference.
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I'm not the one who looks
like Pippi Longstocking!
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My mom's not on the cover
of Crack Whore magazine.
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My mom is not on the cover
of Crack Whore magazine!
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- Hey, dudes.
- Make sure we've got everything.
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- Flashlight?
- Check.
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- Pumpkin pails?
- Check.
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- Taser.
- What's that?
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For shocking people
who give granola.
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Yeah, granola pisses me off.
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Hey, Kenny.
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- You stink!
- You still didn't get a costume, Kenny?
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Too bad drinking scotch
isn't a paying job...
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...or Kenny's dad
would be a millionaire.
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I said your dad would be
a millionaire. Get it? Kenny!
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Your family is poor, Kenny.
Your family is poor!
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I don't like Kenny anymore.
He doesn't communicate.
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- Hi, guys.
- Hi, Wendy.
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- How's your barrel full of candy?
- I didn't want that sweet stuff.
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I gave it away to hungry
children in Nairobi.
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- You what? Are you insane?
- Let's go trick-or-treat.
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I don't think so.
You've had enough candy.
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Stan, I'm awful sorry you got dressed
up like Raggedy Andy. Don't be mad.
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How could he be mad
with such pretty hair?
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- Trick-or-treat with yourself.
- But, Stan...
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No buts, Wendy.
I wish you were dead!
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- Doctor.
- Why, hello, Chef.
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- Let me guess, pinkeye, right?
- No, doctor. I've seen this before.
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- It's the living dead.
- What the hell are you talking about?
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Dead people getting up
and walking around...
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...and Tina Yothers in town...
Coincidence? I don't think so!
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The pinkeye has
made you a little delirious.
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- Let me give you some topical cream.
- Damn it, don't you see?
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These people have been zombiefied.
They got no feeling. I'll show you.
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Mr. Torres was here
for a routine checkup, Chef.
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Sorry, but my point is, topical cream
ain't gonna fix what's wrong here.
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There have been a lot of advances
in topical creams the last few years.
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Who was the first one
to come in here sick?
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Well, it was the mortician
and his assistant at the morgue.
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Now, let's form a line. I've got
enough topical cream for everybody.
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Trick or treat.
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Oh, how cute.
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- Dude, Kenny.
- Oh, my God, call 91 1!
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- Call 91 1!
- Kenny, she was going to give us candy.
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- She had Sweetie Pops.
- You owe me a Sweetie Pop, asshole.
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- Mayor, we've got a big problem.
- Why, Chef, what a surprise.
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You're wondering why we're here
with a pile of money and no pants on.
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- Actually...
- Well, I can assure you...
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...it has nothing to do
with the Japanese mafia.
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- Not a thingy-dingy.
- I don't give a crap.
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- Do something about the living dead.
- You mean Tina Yothers?
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No! The zombies that have
taken over South Park.
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Well, Evel Knievel, why don't you jump
over them with your rocket cycle?
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To hell with you both.
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- Well, let's get back to it.
- Right.
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Trick or treat!
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Hope you kids like chocolate
peanut butter cream puffies...
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Get it off, get it off me!
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We'll never get candy
if Kenny keeps eating people.
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Yeah, that's it, Kenny. You can't
trick-or-treat with us anymore.
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Oh, God!
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Trick or treat.
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Hey, they're all dressed up
like ghosts too.
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One Tootie Bar? You cheap bastards.
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Oh, my God! Stop!
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Trick or...
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Get off my property,
you brain-eating zombie bastards.
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- Hey, Chef.
- Chef, no.
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Sorry, I thought you
were one of them.
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- Can we have some candy now?
- What are you doing dressed like that?
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- I'm trying to trick-or-treat.
- Remind me to whip your ass.
224
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:10,030
Now get in here before
those zombies get you.
225
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,970
- What are you talking about?
- Zombies.
226
00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:18,370
South Park is overrun with living dead.
Haven't you noticed anything strange?
227
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,540
Kenny keeps eating people's brains.
228
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:26,240
Don't you see? Kenny's a zombie.
Along with everyone else in town.
229
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,350
- That means...
- Lf everyone's zombies...
230
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:32,890
Then there won't be anyone
to give us candy.
231
00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:37,490
- You've gotta help us.
- I'm working on it.
232
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:41,630
- Where are we going?
- The first people treated...
233
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,130
...were the mortician
and his assistant.
234
00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:47,570
We'll get to the bottom
of this at the morgue.
235
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:51,530
That was Kyle.
236
00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:56,640
- I don't know about this.
- Yeah, I'm scared.
237
00:17:56,820 --> 00:18:00,880
Remember candy, focus on the candy.
238
00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:05,460
- What are we doing here, Chef?
- Just look for anything suspicious.
239
00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:06,990
I found it.
240
00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:09,660
- What?
- See, your mom is on the cover.
241
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,800
We told you, dude.
242
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,300
You better let me take that, Kyle.
243
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:19,560
Hey, Chef. Look.
244
00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:30,140
- I gotta call this hotline number.
- Pinkeye.
245
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:34,010
It's the British kid.
He's a little limey zombie now.
246
00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:36,750
Look out, children!
247
00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:48,630
Okay, Chef, dial the
hotline number. Chef?
248
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:51,270
Chef!
249
00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:12,660
Let's get out of here.
250
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:19,330
- We got to call that hotline.
- Hey, there's a pay phone.
251
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,700
- Call the number, Kyle.
- The zombies are coming.
252
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,600
We'll hold them off.
253
00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:28,270
Welcome to the
Worcestershire hotline.
254
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:34,110
For recipes, please press one.
For product placement, press two.
255
00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:37,350
If sauce has been
used in embalming, press...
256
00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:41,840
Nobody screws up my trick-or-treats
and gets away with it.
257
00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:44,720
- Yeah, cool.
- Sweet.
258
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:54,330
This call might be monitored to ensure
quality service. How may I help you?
259
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,270
- There's zombies here.
- Please hold.
260
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,500
Wendy?
261
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,950
- Finish her, dude, she's a zombie now.
- I know, but...
262
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:15,490
Remember how she dissed
you at the costume contest?
263
00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:17,450
Hey, yeah.
264
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:21,650
You need to make sure
you do not just go out...
265
00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:27,730
...and start decapitating zombies left
and right. Do you understand?
266
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:29,490
Okay, then what?
267
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,670
Wendy, I know I wished
you were dead.
268
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,240
- But I didn't mean it.
- Kill her, Stan.
269
00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:38,470
Kill the original zombie
that started the mess.
270
00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:41,740
All the other zombies
will turn back to normal.
271
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:45,250
How the hell do we know
who the original zombie is?
272
00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:48,550
You have a choice in
Worcestershire sauces. We...
273
00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:53,550
Wait, that thing landed on Kenny
and they took him to the mortuary.
274
00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:56,560
I can't.
275
00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:08,030
Oh, my God, I killed Kenny.
You bastard!
276
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,140
What happened? Stan?
277
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:16,810
- Babe, everything's gonna be okay.
- They're turning back to normal.
278
00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:20,920
- You did it, children.
- Okay, let's go trick-or-treat now.
279
00:21:21,090 --> 00:21:24,320
I'm sorry I dissed you
at school like that, Stan.
280
00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:27,550
I wasn't very considerate
of your feelings.
281
00:21:27,730 --> 00:21:30,320
I'm sorry I wished you were dead.
282
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:35,300
Maybe we could actually
kiss tonight, Stan.
283
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,100
Gross, Stan. Sick.
284
00:21:40,770 --> 00:21:42,240
Barf is gross.
285
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:51,450
- Man, I can't believe he's gone.
- He was too young to be taken from us.
286
00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:53,920
You're the one who cut him in half.
287
00:21:54,090 --> 00:21:59,890
Let us remember the good times.
Kenny would have wanted it that...
288
00:22:02,830 --> 00:22:07,320
I learned something today. Halloween
isn't about costumes or candy.
289
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,560
It's about being good,
and giving and loving.
290
00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:13,140
No, dude, that's Christmas.
291
00:22:13,310 --> 00:22:17,300
- Then what's Halloween about?
- Costumes and candy.
292
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,770
Well, let's go eat that candy.
293
00:22:20,950 --> 00:22:23,970
We can eat at Cartman's
and see naughty pictures of his mom.
294
00:22:24,150 --> 00:22:27,350
Knock it off. She was young
and needed the money.
295
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,120
Cartman, those pictures
were taken, like, last month.
296
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,860
Screw you guys!
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