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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,455 --> 00:00:21,923 When Kat was 11 years old, 2 00:00:21,923 --> 00:00:23,493 she went on a family vacation to Sandals, Jamaica. 3 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:26,796 I need help! 4 00:00:26,796 --> 00:00:31,461 Someone get this jellyfish off me! 5 00:00:31,461 --> 00:00:32,701 - Help me! She quickly discovered that she hated the ocean... 6 00:00:38,141 --> 00:00:43,244 - ...but fucking loved virgin piña coladas. - ♪ Oh! Feels so good! ♪ 7 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:46,015 Up until that moment, Kat had a relatively good life. 8 00:00:46,015 --> 00:00:49,518 I mean, life wasn't amazing, 9 00:00:49,518 --> 00:00:51,919 but it's not like she fantasized about killing herself. 10 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:55,923 It was good enough. She was popular enough, smart enough. 11 00:00:55,923 --> 00:01:00,528 The only thing that was, like, actually amazing was Daniel. 12 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:04,528 Daniel was like a dream, like, gorgeous, 13 00:01:04,528 --> 00:01:06,501 like, really nice. 14 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:08,203 Like, the kind of boy that would text her 15 00:01:08,203 --> 00:01:09,308 every night before bed and say... 16 00:01:11,141 --> 00:01:16,443 And the kind of boy that would meet her outside of school every morning 17 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:18,879 just to make sure he could hold her hand as they walked down the hall. 18 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:22,884 She could never figure out why Daniel chose her, 19 00:01:22,884 --> 00:01:25,320 what Daniel actually liked or loved about her. 20 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:27,688 She just knew it felt really good. 21 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:30,392 -Whatever. It didn't matter. 22 00:01:30,392 --> 00:01:31,355 It's better not to jinx these things. 23 00:01:32,961 --> 00:01:36,231 - Can I have another one? - Sure. 24 00:01:36,231 --> 00:01:38,567 - ♪ Oh! ♪ 25 00:01:38,567 --> 00:01:41,470 During her eight-day stay on that stupid island, 26 00:01:41,470 --> 00:01:43,642 Kat drank 72 virgin piña coladas. 27 00:01:44,274 --> 00:01:45,941 She was in heaven. 28 00:01:50,347 --> 00:01:53,248 And then she got home. 29 00:01:53,248 --> 00:01:54,950 ♪ Heavyweight champion of the world! ♪ 30 00:01:54,950 --> 00:01:59,020 Oh, my God. What happened? 31 00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:03,824 When Kat had left for Jamaica, she was 107 pounds, 32 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:05,995 when she returned, she weighed in at whopping... 33 00:02:09,098 --> 00:02:12,367 Get up. Despite being five-two, 34 00:02:12,367 --> 00:02:14,536 -which was tall for her age... 35 00:02:14,536 --> 00:02:17,006 ...her body was not prepared to house the extra 20 pounds. 36 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:18,707 It was noticeable. 37 00:02:27,849 --> 00:02:29,688 Kat did her best to minimize the fallout. 38 00:02:38,529 --> 00:02:42,797 - You're wearing two sweatshirts? - No. 39 00:02:42,797 --> 00:02:47,101 At least Daniel didn't make a big deal out of it. 40 00:02:47,101 --> 00:02:50,605 That's why she liked him. He didn't care about what people thought. 41 00:02:50,605 --> 00:02:53,241 He liked her for whatever reasons he liked her, 42 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:54,976 and 20 stupid pounds would never change that. 43 00:02:57,674 --> 00:02:58,783 Until fourth period. 44 00:03:05,855 --> 00:03:10,425 It wasn't even in Daniel's handwriting. 45 00:03:10,425 --> 00:03:11,931 It was Kendra Sutherland's. 46 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:17,466 Whatever. 47 00:03:17,466 --> 00:03:20,163 Fuck her. Fuck him. 48 00:03:20,163 --> 00:03:23,504 She didn't actually love Daniel. She was 11. 49 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:26,375 And when you're 11, you fall in love with, like, everyone and everything. 50 00:03:26,375 --> 00:03:28,438 - It's not real love. 51 00:03:28,438 --> 00:03:30,611 Real love is when you can't exist without someone, 52 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:33,848 when you'd rather die than be apart, 53 00:03:33,848 --> 00:03:35,683 and the whole world goes dark, and nothing else matters 54 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:36,585 but the person standing in front of you. 55 00:03:36,585 --> 00:03:39,955 I just want you to know I'm in. I am all in. 56 00:03:39,955 --> 00:03:42,690 For the first time in 140 years, 57 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:46,027 I felt something I thought had been lost to me forever. 58 00:03:46,027 --> 00:03:48,997 Say you'll wait for me. 59 00:03:48,997 --> 00:03:51,500 We love each other. 60 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:54,335 That's real love, and those were real men. 61 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:57,233 Men who'd never leave her, 62 00:03:57,233 --> 00:04:00,409 - disappoint her, break her heart. 63 00:04:00,409 --> 00:04:02,644 Real men whose love would spark and ignite and inspire. 64 00:04:07,349 --> 00:04:12,121 The summer before high school she started writing fan fiction. 65 00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:13,788 By the year's end, she had become 66 00:04:13,788 --> 00:04:16,825 one of the most prolific smut writers on Tumblr. 67 00:04:16,825 --> 00:04:18,794 She was known for her AU crossovers 68 00:04:18,794 --> 00:04:22,096 and her consistent NC-17 ratings. 69 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:25,600 But what made her famous was her story, "The First Night," 70 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,803 a 7,000-word fic that was largely credited 71 00:04:28,803 --> 00:04:30,506 with starting the "Larry Stylinson" conspiracy theory. 72 00:04:30,506 --> 00:04:33,375 ♪ Uh-oh, oh, oh! ♪ 73 00:04:33,375 --> 00:04:35,445 That Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson of One Direction 74 00:04:35,445 --> 00:04:37,846 were secretly fucking. 75 00:04:37,846 --> 00:04:39,649 "It's the first night of the 'Take Me Home' tour." 76 00:04:41,483 --> 00:04:44,619 London, we've got a little song for you tonight! 77 00:04:44,619 --> 00:04:47,183 "Louis was unusually nervous. 78 00:04:47,183 --> 00:04:50,324 "His mouth was dry, palms sweating, 79 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:52,361 "when suddenly, he felt the press of Harry's body from behind. 80 00:04:52,361 --> 00:04:54,396 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! ♪ 81 00:04:54,396 --> 00:04:55,865 "Harry can sense the nervous tension 82 00:04:55,865 --> 00:04:58,000 "running through Louis's stiff body. 83 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,602 -"'What are you doing?' - 'To calm your nerves.' 84 00:05:00,602 --> 00:05:03,271 "'You're my best mate, and this is what mates do for one another.' 85 00:05:03,271 --> 00:05:05,774 "'But Harry, what if someone sees?' 86 00:05:05,774 --> 00:05:06,711 "'Let them.' 87 00:05:09,046 --> 00:05:12,347 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh! ♪ 88 00:05:12,347 --> 00:05:14,716 "As Harry takes Louis into his mouth with surprising ease, 89 00:05:14,716 --> 00:05:16,285 he begins to suck his cock with torturous finesse." 90 00:05:24,162 --> 00:05:27,363 ♪ Ooh ♪ 91 00:05:27,363 --> 00:05:32,104 ♪ Ooh! ♪ 92 00:05:34,339 --> 00:05:37,809 ♪ Ooh! ♪ 93 00:05:46,381 --> 00:05:48,884 Ugh. Kat doesn't even have asthma. 94 00:05:48,884 --> 00:05:51,854 She's just fat and doesn't wanna exercise. 95 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:57,492 With 72 hours of publishing "The First Night," 96 00:05:57,492 --> 00:06:03,164 it had garnered 184,265 notes, 97 00:06:03,164 --> 00:06:07,435 and then three weeks later, Kat had amassed over 53,000 followers. 98 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:09,905 She had become extremely popular... 99 00:06:09,905 --> 00:06:12,740 online. 100 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:13,675 No one in real life knew that she was famous. 101 00:06:13,675 --> 00:06:19,147 Whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp, whomp... 102 00:06:19,147 --> 00:06:21,153 And no one online knew that her life was actually super depressing. 103 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:25,120 Ew! Take those things off. 104 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:33,128 She'd regularly fantasize about telling her followers 105 00:06:33,128 --> 00:06:36,365 how much she hated her school, her town, 106 00:06:36,365 --> 00:06:38,699 and how everyone in it was full of shit and a fucking asshole. 107 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:41,303 She'd tell them to surround the school, 108 00:06:41,303 --> 00:06:42,705 show up right after the morning bell prepared for war. 109 00:06:49,508 --> 00:06:53,448 They'd demand the release of their queen. 110 00:06:53,448 --> 00:06:55,117 And if anyone even hesitated... 111 00:07:00,290 --> 00:07:03,058 The scary thing is, is they'd actually do it. 112 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,865 They'd do anything she asked. 113 00:07:07,832 --> 00:07:09,935 That's how much they loved her. 114 00:07:11,068 --> 00:07:14,203 Granted, they didn't know who she was 115 00:07:14,203 --> 00:07:15,740 or what she looked like. 116 00:07:22,412 --> 00:07:24,683 It's me, ThunderKitKat. 117 00:07:35,426 --> 00:07:39,829 And then that video came out. 118 00:07:39,829 --> 00:07:41,530 And they did see what she looked like, 119 00:07:41,530 --> 00:07:43,532 and they still loved her. 120 00:07:43,532 --> 00:07:46,401 And not only did they love her, 121 00:07:46,401 --> 00:07:48,736 they wanted to fuck her. 122 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:50,806 ♪ Tay Keith! Fuck these niggas up! ♪ 123 00:08:02,686 --> 00:08:06,854 ♪ Look, I just flipped a switch ♪ 124 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:11,226 ♪ Flip-flip, I don't know nobody else that's doin' this ♪ 125 00:08:11,226 --> 00:08:14,429 ♪ Bodies start to drop, ay, hit the floor ♪ 126 00:08:14,429 --> 00:08:17,498 ♪ Now they wanna know me since I hit the top, ay ♪ 127 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:20,367 ♪ It's a Rollie, not a stopwatch, shit don't ever stop ♪ 128 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:24,105 ♪ Smokin' on the chicken, the bass is kickin', my head is spinnin' ♪ 129 00:08:24,105 --> 00:08:27,274 ♪ Smokin' on the chicken, the bass is kickin', my head is spinnin' ♪ 130 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:29,011 ♪ Smokin' on the chicken, the bass is kickin', my head is spinnin' ♪ 131 00:08:29,011 --> 00:08:30,813 ♪ This the flow that got the block hot ♪ 132 00:08:30,813 --> 00:08:32,184 ♪ Shit, that's super hot ♪ 133 00:08:33,484 --> 00:08:36,184 Hey, I'm Rue. I'm an addict. 134 00:08:36,184 --> 00:08:37,887 Hi, Rue. 135 00:08:37,887 --> 00:08:41,257 And I've been clean for 60 days. 136 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,029 For the record, I'm not not telling the truth. 137 00:08:47,029 --> 00:08:49,597 I've actually been doing really well. 138 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:51,133 Because the morning after that whole 139 00:08:51,133 --> 00:08:54,702 drug-dealer-face-tattoo fentanyl excursion, 140 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:56,171 I, uh, got in a little bit of trouble... 141 00:08:56,171 --> 00:08:57,172 Oh, shit. 142 00:09:00,275 --> 00:09:02,542 ...for disappearing for like 16 hours. 143 00:09:03,681 --> 00:09:06,018 Where have you been? 144 00:09:07,818 --> 00:09:11,119 - I'm sorry. My phone died. - Bullshit. You're doing drugs. 145 00:09:11,119 --> 00:09:13,383 - I'm not doing drugs. - Then where have you been? 146 00:09:13,383 --> 00:09:14,956 And why weren't you answering you phone? 147 00:09:14,956 --> 00:09:17,759 - And why are you sneaking into the house? - I was with someone. 148 00:09:17,759 --> 00:09:20,095 - Who? - It does-- It doesn't matter, Mom. 149 00:09:20,095 --> 00:09:21,897 It matters, Rue. 150 00:09:21,897 --> 00:09:24,567 It matters. You're doing drugs. 151 00:09:24,567 --> 00:09:27,335 Gia, go back to sleep. 152 00:09:27,335 --> 00:09:29,238 Rue, are you-- are you okay? 153 00:09:29,238 --> 00:09:31,172 Yeah, Gia, I'm fine. You can go back to sleep. 154 00:09:31,172 --> 00:09:35,214 She's okay, baby. Okay, go to bed. Good night. 155 00:09:40,051 --> 00:09:42,617 I will not allow you to walk up into this house 156 00:09:42,617 --> 00:09:44,987 at 5:30 in the morning and lie to my face. 157 00:09:44,987 --> 00:09:48,356 So tell me the truth right now. Where were you? 158 00:09:48,356 --> 00:09:52,455 Mom, I don't want to have to tell you everything that's going on in my life. 159 00:09:52,455 --> 00:09:56,031 If you want to drug test me, just drug test me. 160 00:10:00,301 --> 00:10:01,704 She wasn't the only person upset with me. 161 00:10:01,704 --> 00:10:03,973 I'm not kidding, Rue. 162 00:10:03,973 --> 00:10:06,609 I'm not trying to become best friends with someone 163 00:10:06,609 --> 00:10:09,014 who's gonna fucking kill themself. 164 00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:13,348 I know. 165 00:10:13,348 --> 00:10:15,420 I didn't mean to do this. 166 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:18,753 I've been through, like... 167 00:10:18,753 --> 00:10:22,792 enough traumatic shit in my life that I don't... 168 00:10:22,792 --> 00:10:25,130 - I can't like-- - I get it. 169 00:10:25,696 --> 00:10:27,265 I get it. 170 00:10:28,398 --> 00:10:32,871 I don't want to be around you if you don't stop using drugs. 171 00:10:38,042 --> 00:10:39,411 Okay. 172 00:10:44,115 --> 00:10:46,051 I mean it. 173 00:10:47,419 --> 00:10:50,055 I know. I'll stop. 174 00:10:51,221 --> 00:10:52,958 I promise. 175 00:10:54,025 --> 00:10:56,328 I just need you to do me a favor. 176 00:10:58,763 --> 00:11:01,133 You're not gonna like it. 177 00:11:10,835 --> 00:11:13,643 You're still grounded until I don't even fucking know. 178 00:11:13,643 --> 00:11:15,377 What else is there? 179 00:11:15,377 --> 00:11:17,349 I told you I wasn't lying. 180 00:11:30,759 --> 00:11:34,996 So, I decided to stay clean. 181 00:11:34,996 --> 00:11:37,269 And I have been, for a while. 182 00:11:41,739 --> 00:11:45,440 But I've also been coming to this meeting for longer. 183 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:49,211 - Girl, it's your 60 days today, right? 184 00:11:49,211 --> 00:11:53,248 Ah! Oh, God. So good! 185 00:11:53,248 --> 00:11:56,151 Hmm, I don't know. I just didn't want to depress anyone. 186 00:11:56,151 --> 00:11:57,953 Plus, I really have been trying, 187 00:11:57,953 --> 00:11:59,654 and that counts for something. 188 00:11:59,654 --> 00:12:03,395 Two months ago, I woke up from a comma. 189 00:12:04,528 --> 00:12:06,261 I didn't know what happened, 190 00:12:06,261 --> 00:12:10,766 but from the looks of my mother and little sister's faces, 191 00:12:10,766 --> 00:12:12,802 I knew that... 192 00:12:12,802 --> 00:12:15,774 whatever it was, whatever I did... 193 00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,244 it wasn't good. 194 00:12:24,215 --> 00:12:25,951 It scared them. 195 00:12:27,351 --> 00:12:29,321 It really scared them. 196 00:12:32,116 --> 00:12:36,859 And, uh, at that moment, I decided to at least try and change. 197 00:12:36,859 --> 00:12:39,094 'Cause I owe it to them. 198 00:12:39,094 --> 00:12:42,867 I owe it to everyone I love, and everyone who loves me. 199 00:12:47,671 --> 00:12:51,043 The hardest part, uh, has been... 200 00:12:51,842 --> 00:12:55,280 feeling like I owe it to myself. 201 00:12:56,881 --> 00:13:01,020 And, uh, maybe that'll get easier. 202 00:13:03,555 --> 00:13:05,588 I hope it will. 203 00:13:05,588 --> 00:13:07,790 Thank you. 204 00:13:12,294 --> 00:13:14,729 I don't know. It's just been a really weird couple of weeks. 205 00:13:14,729 --> 00:13:18,200 I didn't know it at the time, but Jules was falling in love. 206 00:13:27,411 --> 00:13:30,115 ♪ It's gonna take a bit of work ♪ 207 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:35,287 ♪ Oh, oh, work ♪ 208 00:13:38,723 --> 00:13:42,127 ♪ Now that you're here ♪ 209 00:13:44,128 --> 00:13:46,398 ♪ Whoa, oh, work ♪ 210 00:13:49,801 --> 00:13:52,571 ♪ 'Cause people come and go ♪ 211 00:13:55,006 --> 00:13:58,443 ♪ But I think you should know ♪ 212 00:14:01,812 --> 00:14:07,116 ♪ That I ♪ 213 00:14:07,116 --> 00:14:09,088 ♪ I think this will work ♪ 214 00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:18,461 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 215 00:14:18,461 --> 00:14:23,565 ♪ Ooh, ooh! ♪ 216 00:14:23,565 --> 00:14:28,838 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 217 00:14:28,838 --> 00:14:32,277 ♪ Ooh, ooh! ♪ 218 00:14:34,111 --> 00:14:37,149 ♪ It's gonna take a little time ♪ 219 00:14:39,216 --> 00:14:43,088 ♪ But with you by my side ♪ 220 00:14:44,923 --> 00:14:48,427 ♪ I won't let go ♪ 221 00:14:50,328 --> 00:14:54,066 ♪ Till I've got what's mine ♪ 222 00:14:55,632 --> 00:15:02,632 -♪ ' Cause people come and go ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 223 00:15:02,974 --> 00:15:08,410 -♪ But you should know ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 224 00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:13,883 -♪ That I... That I... ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 225 00:15:13,883 --> 00:15:16,321 -♪ I'm takin' it slow ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 226 00:15:18,288 --> 00:15:24,525 -♪ It's gonna take a bit of work ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 227 00:15:24,525 --> 00:15:30,532 -♪ Oh, oh, work ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 228 00:15:30,532 --> 00:15:36,004 -♪ Now that you're here ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 229 00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:38,443 -♪ Whoa, work ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 230 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,480 I'm not saying I'm in love. 231 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:49,785 I'm just saying I really, really, really like him. 232 00:15:49,785 --> 00:15:53,555 - Who? ShyGuy118? - His name is Tyler. 233 00:15:53,555 --> 00:15:56,491 It doesn't really matter. They're both little fuckboy names. 234 00:15:56,491 --> 00:16:00,395 He's not. For real, like, he's so sweet. 235 00:16:00,395 --> 00:16:03,833 - What school does he go to? - St. Mary's. 236 00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:06,702 Ew. Private school. 237 00:16:06,702 --> 00:16:10,505 You're just jealous. 238 00:16:10,505 --> 00:16:12,908 Aside from that being a really shitty thing to say, 239 00:16:12,908 --> 00:16:15,244 it's also not true. 240 00:16:15,244 --> 00:16:16,746 She'd just been acting weird all week. 241 00:16:16,746 --> 00:16:18,347 I'm not jealous. 242 00:16:18,347 --> 00:16:21,617 I mean, you've been acting weird, like, all week. 243 00:16:21,617 --> 00:16:23,284 - What? - Yeah, like, 244 00:16:23,284 --> 00:16:25,688 every time I'm on my phone, you just stop talking. 245 00:16:25,688 --> 00:16:27,723 You're literally like my dad. 246 00:16:27,723 --> 00:16:28,957 Sorry. 247 00:16:28,957 --> 00:16:30,991 It's fine. 248 00:16:32,196 --> 00:16:36,030 You wanna see his dick? 249 00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:42,537 ♪ My head is spinnin', smokin' on the chicken, the bass is kickin' ♪ 250 00:16:42,537 --> 00:16:44,239 ♪ This a Rollie, not a stopwatch ♪ 251 00:16:44,239 --> 00:16:47,041 -♪ Shit don't ever stop ♪ - Fuck. 252 00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:49,677 ♪ Smokin' on the chicken, the bass is kickin', my head is spinnin' ♪ 253 00:16:49,677 --> 00:16:50,313 ♪ Smokin' on the chicken, the bass is kickin', my head is spinnin' ♪ 254 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,847 Ew. 255 00:16:52,847 --> 00:16:53,685 ♪ The bass is kickin', my head is spinnin' ♪ 256 00:17:02,693 --> 00:17:04,025 Stick it out! 257 00:17:07,963 --> 00:17:09,999 What a tiny twink! 258 00:17:09,999 --> 00:17:11,362 Guy Shut it. Just give it... 259 00:17:11,362 --> 00:17:14,106 What the fuck? 260 00:17:15,439 --> 00:17:19,441 Guy Fucking step on it. It's too small, 261 00:17:19,441 --> 00:17:21,480 - It could never satisfy you. - Kat! Dinner! 262 00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:24,349 I'll get her. 263 00:17:25,149 --> 00:17:27,386 Ay, Jesus, girl. 264 00:17:28,453 --> 00:17:29,785 Kat! 265 00:17:29,785 --> 00:17:31,320 Hey! 266 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,687 What? 267 00:17:32,687 --> 00:17:36,524 Take pictures of your toes later. Dinner's on the table. 268 00:17:36,524 --> 00:17:39,131 ♪ And I feel okay, okay, okay, okay ♪ 269 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,234 ♪ Okay, okay, okay ♪ 270 00:17:42,867 --> 00:17:44,769 Bye. Love you. See ya. 271 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,506 I can't believe I haven't even told you, like, 272 00:17:51,506 --> 00:17:53,575 how insane my parents are being. 273 00:17:53,575 --> 00:17:57,045 - All week long, she's just been going on and on... 274 00:17:57,045 --> 00:17:58,848 ...about how much she hates my dad. 275 00:17:58,848 --> 00:18:00,081 - I'm just like, 276 00:18:00,081 --> 00:18:01,916 you can't do this to me. He's my dad. 277 00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:04,848 I don't know. I know he has issues, but so does she. 278 00:18:04,848 --> 00:18:06,521 And he's not telling me shit about her. 279 00:18:06,521 --> 00:18:09,457 Yeah. That's, like, not cool of your mom 280 00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:11,292 to put you in that situation. 281 00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:13,262 Yeah, but if I say that, then she's gonna make me 282 00:18:13,262 --> 00:18:14,997 - an enemy, too. 283 00:18:14,997 --> 00:18:16,498 Literally the last thing I need right now is-- 284 00:18:16,498 --> 00:18:19,334 - Who keeps texting you? 285 00:18:19,334 --> 00:18:21,436 - My dad. - Well, do you want me to respond? 286 00:18:21,436 --> 00:18:23,171 - He's texted you like 15 times. 287 00:18:23,171 --> 00:18:26,106 No, I'll just... call him later. 288 00:18:33,952 --> 00:18:36,255 I mean, it's huge, right? 289 00:18:37,088 --> 00:18:38,420 Mm... 290 00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:39,987 Don't front. It's a big dick. 291 00:18:39,987 --> 00:18:42,423 You know what? It may be, but, uh, we can't really tell, 292 00:18:42,423 --> 00:18:43,825 'cause it's just fucking floating in space. 293 00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:46,861 - So? - So, there's no way to compare scale. 294 00:18:46,861 --> 00:18:49,092 You know, if there's a fucking hand in the frame, at least you can be, like, 295 00:18:49,092 --> 00:18:50,831 okay, it's about the size of an adult male hand. 296 00:18:50,831 --> 00:18:54,002 Or like twice the size. Or a fucking fraction of the size. 297 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:57,776 Rue. This is an objectively big dick. 298 00:19:00,777 --> 00:19:04,383 Some people say that eyes are the windows to the soul. 299 00:19:05,817 --> 00:19:06,986 I disagree. 300 00:19:07,618 --> 00:19:11,587 I think it's your dick and how you fucking photograph it. 301 00:19:11,587 --> 00:19:12,553 ♪ Aah! ♪ 302 00:19:12,553 --> 00:19:14,823 There are two different types of dick pics. 303 00:19:17,962 --> 00:19:21,029 Solicited, and unsolicited. 304 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,031 Solicited makes up for about one percent 305 00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,532 of all dick pics sent and received. 306 00:19:24,532 --> 00:19:27,903 But within that one percent, there are three categories. 307 00:19:27,903 --> 00:19:29,608 Jules? 308 00:19:30,674 --> 00:19:33,676 Terrifying, horrifying, and acceptable. 309 00:19:33,676 --> 00:19:35,376 I know what some of you are thinking. 310 00:19:35,376 --> 00:19:39,047 Rue, terrifying and horrifying sound like the same thing. 311 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:41,682 Well, to a trained eye, 312 00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:43,585 it could be the difference between... 313 00:19:43,585 --> 00:19:46,750 - Yo, sorry about the mess. 314 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,294 My mom's, like, out of town? 315 00:19:51,095 --> 00:19:53,863 A basic hygiene issue. 316 00:19:53,863 --> 00:19:54,764 Or... 317 00:20:02,771 --> 00:20:03,738 ...a life or death situation. 318 00:20:03,738 --> 00:20:05,808 So, here are some key things to look out for. 319 00:20:05,808 --> 00:20:06,608 ♪ All right! ♪ 320 00:20:06,608 --> 00:20:09,011 Uncapped deodorant touching the floor. 321 00:20:09,011 --> 00:20:10,682 Horrifying. 322 00:20:12,784 --> 00:20:14,686 Jug of lotion. 323 00:20:15,354 --> 00:20:16,785 Terrifying. 324 00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:19,858 Dirty fingernails. 325 00:20:20,725 --> 00:20:21,826 Horrifying. 326 00:20:23,394 --> 00:20:25,194 A medieval sword? 327 00:20:25,194 --> 00:20:27,227 Run-for-your-fucking-life terrifying. 328 00:20:27,799 --> 00:20:30,465 So, what constitutes this rarefied, 329 00:20:30,465 --> 00:20:33,268 sought after, acceptable dick pic? 330 00:20:33,268 --> 00:20:33,906 ♪ All right! ♪ 331 00:20:35,205 --> 00:20:37,406 Wow. Okay. 332 00:20:37,406 --> 00:20:41,313 So his penis is the size of an Evian bottle. 333 00:20:42,546 --> 00:20:44,712 - Well, the lighting is nice. Mm-hmm. 334 00:20:44,712 --> 00:20:47,316 - Uh, his room looks clean. Mm-hmm. 335 00:20:47,316 --> 00:20:49,584 - Looks well-groomed. - Right? 336 00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:52,555 Okay, yeah. I'm beginning to understand the appeal. 337 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:53,723 Thank you. 338 00:20:53,723 --> 00:20:55,123 But here's the thing. 339 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:58,293 I, like, sent him a few pics from the school bathroom during class 340 00:20:58,293 --> 00:21:00,262 - because he asked me to-- - Wait. Like, nudes? 341 00:21:00,262 --> 00:21:03,899 I can't talk about it. But I need your help. 342 00:21:03,899 --> 00:21:05,901 Yeah. Sure. Whatever. 343 00:21:05,901 --> 00:21:10,072 I want, like, good, professional partial nudes. 344 00:21:10,072 --> 00:21:12,040 Like, classy, but not too arty. 345 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,710 Like, like I took them with very little thought or effort 346 00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:17,547 but could also be in fucking MOMA. 347 00:21:17,547 --> 00:21:18,747 Be cool, Rue. 348 00:21:18,747 --> 00:21:22,687 - Yeah. It's, like, easy. Whatever. Yeah. 349 00:21:25,854 --> 00:21:29,428 Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry. 350 00:21:30,495 --> 00:21:32,227 Hey. - Hi. 351 00:21:32,227 --> 00:21:34,229 Look at you, still doing the grapefruit diet. 352 00:21:34,229 --> 00:21:36,165 Yep, I literally wanna die. 353 00:21:36,165 --> 00:21:38,366 Yeah. It's only bad for the first two weeks. 354 00:21:38,366 --> 00:21:41,036 Then your stomach shrinks, and you adjust, 355 00:21:41,036 --> 00:21:44,205 and you are reborn. 356 00:21:44,205 --> 00:21:46,207 Oh, wow. Can't wait. 357 00:21:46,207 --> 00:21:49,348 - How much? - Uh, that'll be $3.25. 358 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:55,416 Yo, can you please, maybe hurry the fuck up? 359 00:21:55,416 --> 00:21:59,188 Huh. Um, could I pay you the rest tomorrow? 360 00:21:59,188 --> 00:22:01,624 I'm sorry, baby. There's a policy. 361 00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:03,993 Hey, Kat, I, uh, I gotcha. 362 00:22:03,993 --> 00:22:06,895 - Oh, hi. - Hey. How you doing? 363 00:22:06,895 --> 00:22:09,564 - I'm good. How are you? - Sweet. I'm good, I'm good. 364 00:22:09,564 --> 00:22:12,300 - Hey, Erika. How much was it? Uh, $3.25. 365 00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:15,336 I have, like, $1.25 here. 366 00:22:15,336 --> 00:22:16,905 Do you, um... For a grapefruit? 367 00:22:16,905 --> 00:22:19,006 Do you want-- Do you want something else to eat? 368 00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:21,142 - Oh, no, no, no. - No, 'cause if you don't have enough money on you right now, 369 00:22:21,142 --> 00:22:23,678 I can totally-- I can get you, like, some actual food, or-- 370 00:22:23,678 --> 00:22:28,487 She's doing the grapefruit diet. It's not easy. Don't tempt her. 371 00:22:30,088 --> 00:22:31,523 Okay. 372 00:22:32,090 --> 00:22:33,492 Cool. 373 00:22:34,191 --> 00:22:36,124 All right. Um... 374 00:22:36,124 --> 00:22:38,393 - Thank you. - Yeah, well, um... 375 00:22:38,393 --> 00:22:40,496 I'll see you in, uh, biology. 376 00:22:40,496 --> 00:22:43,298 Yeah, yeah. Um, thanks. 377 00:22:43,298 --> 00:22:44,900 - Yeah. Sure. - Goodbye. 378 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:46,769 - Aw, man, do it upright. - Fuck it. 379 00:22:46,769 --> 00:22:49,938 - Aw, you got moked out. - You suck, man. 380 00:22:53,577 --> 00:22:56,311 So you're basically in a long-distance relationship. 381 00:22:56,311 --> 00:22:58,013 No, we like FaceTime every night. 382 00:22:58,013 --> 00:23:00,816 Aw, that's so sweet. You guys are full-on in love. 383 00:23:00,816 --> 00:23:04,286 Oh, my God. Stop! 384 00:23:04,286 --> 00:23:05,421 - I really like you. - McKay I like you, too, Cassie. 385 00:23:05,421 --> 00:23:07,623 I like you more. 386 00:23:07,623 --> 00:23:08,785 Ew. 387 00:23:08,785 --> 00:23:10,559 We are not in love. 388 00:23:10,559 --> 00:23:13,061 But he did invite me to spend the weekend with him. 389 00:23:13,061 --> 00:23:14,529 Like, the whole weekend? 390 00:23:14,529 --> 00:23:16,564 Yeah, like Friday and Saturday night. 391 00:23:16,564 --> 00:23:18,300 Wait, is your mom gonna let you go? 392 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:21,073 It doesn't matter. I'll just kill her in her sleep if she doesn't let me. 393 00:23:21,472 --> 00:23:24,139 Sounds like true love to me. 394 00:23:24,139 --> 00:23:26,607 Whatever. She can't stop me. 395 00:23:26,607 --> 00:23:28,844 Honestly, I love your mom... 396 00:23:28,844 --> 00:23:31,046 Yeah, well try living with her. 397 00:23:37,989 --> 00:23:40,856 Do any of you guys know how Bitcoin works? 398 00:23:40,856 --> 00:23:42,627 - Hmm. No. - No. 399 00:23:43,293 --> 00:23:44,792 But you know who probably does? 400 00:23:44,792 --> 00:23:48,558 It's a worldwide cryptocurrency and digital payment system. 401 00:23:48,558 --> 00:23:50,832 I literally have no clue what you're talking about. 402 00:23:50,832 --> 00:23:54,202 Well, there's no easier way to explain it. 403 00:23:54,202 --> 00:23:57,539 Look, why don't you just tell us what you're trying to do, 404 00:23:57,539 --> 00:23:59,912 and we can tell you how we can help. 405 00:24:00,644 --> 00:24:02,510 Um... - Unless it's human trafficking. 406 00:24:02,510 --> 00:24:04,316 I don't fuck with human trafficking. 407 00:24:04,849 --> 00:24:08,116 I'm not... human trafficking. 408 00:24:08,116 --> 00:24:09,788 Yeah, us, neither. 409 00:24:10,822 --> 00:24:12,257 Okay. Um... 410 00:24:12,924 --> 00:24:15,756 I was just wondering if it's like, 411 00:24:15,756 --> 00:24:18,759 a good way to anonymously get money online. 412 00:24:18,759 --> 00:24:21,397 That's literally what it's made for. 413 00:24:21,397 --> 00:24:23,002 Dumb ass. 414 00:24:24,269 --> 00:24:25,867 Cool. 415 00:24:28,471 --> 00:24:30,371 I feel like that's it. 416 00:24:30,371 --> 00:24:33,742 No, it's good, it's good. I like it. 417 00:24:33,742 --> 00:24:36,511 ♪ Finishing, eight or nine? ♪ 418 00:24:36,511 --> 00:24:37,849 ♪ Tell me it's the perfect time ♪ 419 00:24:38,815 --> 00:24:40,950 Wait. Yeah, that really does look like I took it. 420 00:24:40,950 --> 00:24:42,150 - Right? - Okay. 421 00:24:42,150 --> 00:24:44,147 - It's good. - Yeah. 422 00:24:44,147 --> 00:24:45,958 ♪ Hiding from the rainfall ♪ 423 00:24:48,992 --> 00:24:57,136 ♪ Come into my bedroom, come into my bedroom ♪ 424 00:24:58,637 --> 00:25:00,101 - Got it. - Do I look hot? 425 00:25:00,101 --> 00:25:03,239 - Yeah. - Like, hot enough that you'd want to fuck me, 426 00:25:03,239 --> 00:25:05,044 or like, cute? 427 00:25:06,043 --> 00:25:08,177 Like... like me? 428 00:25:08,177 --> 00:25:10,282 Or like him, me? 429 00:25:11,049 --> 00:25:12,551 Either. 430 00:25:13,952 --> 00:25:15,250 Yeah. 431 00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:16,585 - Yeah, sure. - Yeah? 432 00:25:16,585 --> 00:25:20,125 - Mm-hmm. - Should I, like, show more? Like... 433 00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:24,460 I don't know. - What do you think? 434 00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:26,495 I-- I mean, it's-- whatever. 435 00:25:26,495 --> 00:25:28,597 Whatever you, um, like to do. 436 00:25:28,597 --> 00:25:31,600 I mean, what do you think, though? 437 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:32,234 ♪ Come into my bedroom, come into my bedroom ♪ 438 00:25:32,234 --> 00:25:34,839 - Um... fuck. 439 00:25:35,305 --> 00:25:38,010 - It's my mom. 440 00:25:39,810 --> 00:25:43,582 Hey, Mom. I'm just at Jules's house. 441 00:25:44,949 --> 00:25:47,783 Um, well I have NA tonight. 442 00:25:47,783 --> 00:25:50,786 So, like nine-thirty-ish? 443 00:25:50,786 --> 00:25:54,859 Okay. Uh, love you, too. Bye. 444 00:25:57,194 --> 00:25:59,395 - NA? - Yeah. 445 00:25:59,395 --> 00:26:01,863 Narcotics anonymous. 446 00:26:01,863 --> 00:26:05,533 Wait. You've been clean for like, two weeks, right? 447 00:26:05,533 --> 00:26:08,237 - Yeah. That's right. - Rue! 448 00:26:08,237 --> 00:26:10,672 - What? - Fuck you, come here! 449 00:26:10,672 --> 00:26:14,146 - What? - You've been-- Come here! Oh, my God! 450 00:26:19,784 --> 00:26:23,351 I'm so proud of you. 451 00:26:23,351 --> 00:26:26,058 I've never met anyone in my entire life like Jules. 452 00:26:31,895 --> 00:26:34,496 Um, I'm gonna go get a glass of water really quick. 453 00:26:34,496 --> 00:26:35,597 Okay. 454 00:26:35,597 --> 00:26:37,970 - Okay. Whatever, bitch. 455 00:27:02,994 --> 00:27:05,797 Oh, fuck me. 456 00:27:06,531 --> 00:27:07,699 Fuck. 457 00:27:09,768 --> 00:27:12,233 ♪ Oh ♪ 458 00:27:12,233 --> 00:27:14,239 ♪ Taking it all ♪ 459 00:27:14,839 --> 00:27:18,840 ♪ Taking it all ♪ 460 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,542 ♪ Taking it all for love... ♪ 461 00:27:26,184 --> 00:27:29,350 Uh... I gotta go. 462 00:27:29,350 --> 00:27:30,753 - But, uh, love you. - Okay. 463 00:27:30,753 --> 00:27:32,755 - And I'll see you later. 464 00:27:32,755 --> 00:27:33,856 - Bye. - Love you. 465 00:27:33,856 --> 00:27:35,027 Love you, too. 466 00:27:48,638 --> 00:27:51,773 ♪ Spend some time with it ♪ 467 00:27:51,773 --> 00:27:54,677 ♪ Make it under ♪ 468 00:27:54,677 --> 00:27:56,578 ♪ Spend some time with it ♪ 469 00:27:56,578 --> 00:27:59,547 ♪ Make it magic ♪ 470 00:27:59,547 --> 00:28:01,850 ♪ Spend some time with it ♪ 471 00:28:01,850 --> 00:28:03,888 ♪ To make under ♪ 472 00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:11,463 ♪ Don't know where to go ♪ 473 00:28:12,696 --> 00:28:16,801 ♪ I guess we'll keep it on the low ♪ 474 00:28:17,767 --> 00:28:21,840 ♪ There's just no cure anymore ♪ 475 00:28:22,806 --> 00:28:26,979 ♪ I guess we'll keep it on the low ♪ 476 00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:32,613 ♪ I've seen some better days ♪ 477 00:28:32,613 --> 00:28:34,853 And, uh, at that moment, I decided to at least try and change. 478 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,422 'Cause I owe it to them. 479 00:28:39,590 --> 00:28:42,390 I owe it to everyone I love 480 00:28:42,390 --> 00:28:44,626 and everyone that loves me. 481 00:28:44,626 --> 00:28:46,562 And, uh, maybe... 482 00:28:46,562 --> 00:28:47,967 that'll get easier. 483 00:28:49,867 --> 00:28:51,803 I hope it will. 484 00:28:52,337 --> 00:28:54,006 Thank you. 485 00:29:14,592 --> 00:29:18,460 Yo. Sixty days, no small feat. 486 00:29:18,460 --> 00:29:20,456 Thanks. 487 00:29:20,456 --> 00:29:23,502 - Very moving share. - Thank you. 488 00:29:25,002 --> 00:29:26,936 Can I ask you something? 489 00:29:26,936 --> 00:29:29,508 How'd you survive that OD? 490 00:29:32,643 --> 00:29:36,381 - What do you mean? - I mean, somebody had to save your life, right? 491 00:29:37,314 --> 00:29:41,186 - My sister. - Ali Aw, man. 492 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,114 Older or younger? 493 00:29:44,114 --> 00:29:45,855 Younger. Um... 494 00:29:45,855 --> 00:29:48,827 - I have to get home, so-- - Like 12, 13? 495 00:29:50,027 --> 00:29:54,233 - I don't really understand what the point-- - Curiosity. 496 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,527 Yeah. She was 13. 497 00:29:57,527 --> 00:30:00,268 That's some heavy shit. But, hey. 498 00:30:00,268 --> 00:30:02,872 We've all done some bad shit in our lives, right? 499 00:30:02,872 --> 00:30:04,476 Comes with the territory. 500 00:30:05,243 --> 00:30:09,377 But, man, now you just got me thinking about... 501 00:30:09,377 --> 00:30:12,915 what that does to a 13-year-old, a 13-year-old kid, 502 00:30:12,915 --> 00:30:15,654 who finds her big sister overdosed. 503 00:30:16,286 --> 00:30:18,453 What that moment must do to somebody-- 504 00:30:18,453 --> 00:30:21,290 how it affects the rest of their lives, you know, 505 00:30:21,290 --> 00:30:23,028 how it affects their ability to trust. 506 00:30:23,894 --> 00:30:28,697 Leaves it hard for them to get close to people, you know, relationships. 507 00:30:28,697 --> 00:30:31,036 Makes it hard for them to fall in love. 508 00:30:31,469 --> 00:30:34,436 Living with the fear that at any moment, 509 00:30:34,436 --> 00:30:37,542 the rug can be ripped out from under them, and they lose everything. 510 00:30:38,342 --> 00:30:41,477 Especially the people that they love. 511 00:30:41,477 --> 00:30:43,145 You ever think about that? 512 00:30:43,145 --> 00:30:45,450 Yeah, probably fucked up for life. 513 00:30:46,450 --> 00:30:49,284 But, hey, you're gonna have to make peace with that. 514 00:30:49,284 --> 00:30:51,186 Just like you're gonna have to make peace with the fact 515 00:30:51,186 --> 00:30:53,154 that you could be responsible for some shit like that, 516 00:30:53,154 --> 00:30:54,824 and then get up in front of a whole group of people 517 00:30:54,824 --> 00:30:56,925 who are struggling with the same issues, 518 00:30:56,925 --> 00:31:00,966 and lie about being clean. You know what I'm saying? 519 00:31:02,799 --> 00:31:07,272 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Listen, young blood. 520 00:31:10,074 --> 00:31:12,511 You're playing pool with Minnesota Fats. 521 00:31:13,544 --> 00:31:15,643 Who is Minnesota Fats? 522 00:31:15,643 --> 00:31:18,814 The greatest motherfucking pool player that ever lived. 523 00:31:18,814 --> 00:31:20,716 Okay. 524 00:31:20,716 --> 00:31:22,882 I'm Ali. 525 00:31:24,555 --> 00:31:27,656 Let me know when you want to stop trying to kill yourself 526 00:31:27,656 --> 00:31:29,594 and eat some pancakes. 527 00:31:45,976 --> 00:31:47,643 How was NA today? 528 00:31:50,682 --> 00:31:53,883 Uh, it was good. I, um... 529 00:31:53,883 --> 00:31:56,554 celebrated 60 days today. 530 00:31:57,187 --> 00:31:59,655 I'm really proud of you, Rue. 531 00:31:59,655 --> 00:32:01,093 Thanks. 532 00:32:09,233 --> 00:32:11,932 - Hey. 533 00:32:12,470 --> 00:32:14,106 Hey. 534 00:32:14,839 --> 00:32:17,940 Whatcha doin'? 535 00:32:17,940 --> 00:32:19,711 - Watching My So-Called Life. 536 00:32:21,378 --> 00:32:24,541 Fuckin' Jordan Catalano. - I know, right? 537 00:32:24,541 --> 00:32:27,152 - Right. Ugh. 538 00:32:32,889 --> 00:32:36,625 Please promise me you will never fall for a Jordan Catalano. 539 00:32:36,625 --> 00:32:39,564 But he's so cute. 540 00:32:42,363 --> 00:32:45,468 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. It's okay. 541 00:32:45,468 --> 00:32:47,439 Okay. 542 00:32:55,780 --> 00:32:57,249 Hey. 543 00:32:57,949 --> 00:32:59,682 Hello. 544 00:32:59,682 --> 00:33:01,520 Oh, shit. No! 545 00:33:03,886 --> 00:33:05,557 Oh. 546 00:33:06,858 --> 00:33:09,628 Okay. 547 00:33:15,299 --> 00:33:17,433 Kit... KittenKween? 548 00:33:17,433 --> 00:33:19,902 Hi. 549 00:33:19,902 --> 00:33:23,705 Hi. I'm really excited to meet you. 550 00:33:23,705 --> 00:33:26,641 I've seen you dance in that video, like, a hundred times. 551 00:33:26,641 --> 00:33:30,345 - Really? - Oh, yeah, yeah. I love your confidence. 552 00:33:30,345 --> 00:33:32,948 Well, Jesus fucking Christ, you've gotta be one of the most 553 00:33:33,448 --> 00:33:34,883 I don't-- 554 00:33:34,883 --> 00:33:37,418 I don't know about that, but... 555 00:33:37,418 --> 00:33:39,087 No, I'm serious. I'm-- I'm not even joshing you. 556 00:33:39,087 --> 00:33:40,756 I mean... Jesus. 557 00:33:40,756 --> 00:33:42,458 But, uh, I am gonna warn you. 558 00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:44,392 Uh... 559 00:33:44,392 --> 00:33:45,694 I'm kind of-- I'm kind of an odd duck. 560 00:33:49,998 --> 00:33:53,068 I mean, I'm serious. I got some extreme kinks. 561 00:33:53,068 --> 00:33:56,038 - Okay. - But, uh, I'm real gentle. 562 00:33:56,038 --> 00:33:58,835 - You wanna see something? - Sure. 563 00:33:58,835 --> 00:34:00,712 - It's kind of embarrassing. - Why? 564 00:34:11,286 --> 00:34:13,422 - Well, hat are you laughing at? - Oh, no... 565 00:34:13,422 --> 00:34:14,589 Have you ever seen a penis this small before? 566 00:34:14,589 --> 00:34:18,126 Oh, my God. No, no, no. It-it's not small. It's not small. 567 00:34:18,126 --> 00:34:21,028 -Don't lie to me. - I... I-I'm not lying. 568 00:34:21,028 --> 00:34:22,531 - I'm not lying. - Tell me that you'd never fuck me. 569 00:34:22,531 --> 00:34:26,268 Wait. What? 570 00:34:26,268 --> 00:34:28,636 -Tell me that you'd never fuck me. 571 00:34:28,636 --> 00:34:31,105 - Uh... - That I'm a pathetic loser. 572 00:34:31,105 --> 00:34:32,874 And I could never satisfy some beautiful princess like you. 573 00:34:32,874 --> 00:34:35,910 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 574 00:34:35,910 --> 00:34:36,879 - Ooh! - Come on, tell me you'd never fuck me. 575 00:34:36,879 --> 00:34:39,114 I-I... I-I wouldn't. 576 00:34:39,114 --> 00:34:42,884 - I really wouldn't. 577 00:34:42,884 --> 00:34:46,421 - Tell me I'm a loser. - Are you crying? 578 00:34:46,421 --> 00:34:47,856 Tell me I'm a pathetic loser with a baby dick. 579 00:34:51,526 --> 00:34:54,329 - Yeah, keep making fun of me. - Wait. 580 00:34:54,329 --> 00:34:56,627 - You want me to make fun of you? - Oh, yes, KittenKween. 581 00:34:56,627 --> 00:34:58,200 Come on. It turns me on. 582 00:35:01,505 --> 00:35:05,969 I mean, I mean, your dick is, like, really, really small. 583 00:35:05,969 --> 00:35:07,075 - How small is it? - Like, medically small. 584 00:35:07,075 --> 00:35:10,045 Like, really tiny, and I can barely see it. 585 00:35:10,045 --> 00:35:11,613 I know. I'm pathetic. 586 00:35:11,613 --> 00:35:13,916 And no woman would ever fuck you, because you're a big, 587 00:35:13,916 --> 00:35:17,019 disgusting piece of shit! 588 00:35:17,019 --> 00:35:17,686 I am! I am! 589 00:35:20,422 --> 00:35:22,557 Keep laughing at me! Keep laughing at me! 590 00:35:22,557 --> 00:35:23,458 - Tell me to stop touching it. - Please stop touching it. 591 00:35:23,458 --> 00:35:26,694 You're literally gonna make me throw up. 592 00:35:26,694 --> 00:35:29,330 - Stop it! - Okay, okay. Okay, I'm sorry. 593 00:35:29,330 --> 00:35:30,698 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, KittenKween. I'm sorry. 594 00:35:30,698 --> 00:35:35,370 So you... so you'd do anything I tell you? 595 00:35:35,370 --> 00:35:38,673 - KittenKween, I'd do anything you want. - Why? 596 00:35:38,673 --> 00:35:41,410 Because you're big, and beautiful, and powerful, and... 597 00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:43,078 I want you to take complete control of me. 598 00:35:43,078 --> 00:35:45,547 I want you to tell me... 599 00:35:45,547 --> 00:35:48,716 when I can come, and when I can't come. 600 00:35:48,716 --> 00:35:50,052 And I want you to punish me when I cheat. 601 00:35:50,052 --> 00:35:53,155 Punish you, like, how? 602 00:35:53,155 --> 00:35:55,357 I want you to fine me. 603 00:35:55,357 --> 00:35:57,859 - Wait. Like, like, money? - Yeah. 604 00:35:57,859 --> 00:35:59,564 I wanna be your cash pig. 605 00:36:00,697 --> 00:36:05,600 But Kat didn't actually, like, believe him. 606 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,735 Until... three days later when she got a message. 607 00:36:07,735 --> 00:36:09,938 I wanna look cute, but not eager. 608 00:36:09,938 --> 00:36:12,041 Then don't wear that top. 609 00:36:12,041 --> 00:36:15,177 This? I thought it looked good. 610 00:36:15,177 --> 00:36:17,316 I don't really know if I like this body suit, though. 611 00:36:23,554 --> 00:36:26,654 And within minutes, 612 00:36:26,654 --> 00:36:28,189 $100 in Bitcoin was transferred to her. 613 00:36:28,189 --> 00:36:31,563 What are you looking at? 614 00:36:32,163 --> 00:36:35,931 Nothing. Just this, um, article. 615 00:36:35,931 --> 00:36:37,533 About what? 616 00:36:37,533 --> 00:36:40,102 Um... you know, like, uh... 617 00:36:40,102 --> 00:36:41,837 the Holocaust. 618 00:36:41,837 --> 00:36:43,909 Oh. Cool. 619 00:36:45,509 --> 00:36:48,480 - Love that. - Like, perf. 620 00:36:49,213 --> 00:36:51,679 Lex? - It's cute. 621 00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:55,420 I wish I had your collar bones. 622 00:36:57,421 --> 00:36:59,787 I'm putting a lot of trust into you. 623 00:36:59,787 --> 00:37:03,358 - Yeah, Cassie, don't get pregnant. - That's not funny, Kat. 624 00:37:03,358 --> 00:37:06,261 But don't you dare get pregnant. 625 00:37:06,261 --> 00:37:07,963 Relax, Mom. He has a roommate. 626 00:37:07,963 --> 00:37:10,933 I want you to keep your phone on throughout the night. 627 00:37:10,933 --> 00:37:13,301 You send me a photo when you get back to the dorm 628 00:37:13,301 --> 00:37:16,939 - with a clock in it. - Like a ransom photo? 629 00:37:16,939 --> 00:37:19,909 - I hate you. - Well, I love you. 630 00:37:19,909 --> 00:37:21,914 I love you, too. 631 00:37:23,648 --> 00:37:25,884 Have fun, baby girl. 632 00:37:29,086 --> 00:37:31,619 No funny business, Christopher! 633 00:37:31,619 --> 00:37:35,327 Yeah, no, I promise. - Yeah, just be a gentleman. 634 00:37:38,229 --> 00:37:41,329 And don't you dare get pregnant. 635 00:37:41,329 --> 00:37:44,336 - ♪ Oh! Oh! ♪ 636 00:37:45,970 --> 00:37:47,606 ♪ Oh! ♪ 637 00:37:48,968 --> 00:37:50,442 - ♪ Oh ♪ 638 00:37:51,342 --> 00:37:53,145 - ♪ Oh! ♪ 639 00:37:53,811 --> 00:37:56,244 - That was amazing. 640 00:37:56,244 --> 00:37:57,847 I know. 641 00:37:59,918 --> 00:38:01,453 ♪ Oh! ♪ 642 00:38:02,721 --> 00:38:04,023 ♪ Oh! ♪ 643 00:38:05,757 --> 00:38:06,926 ♪ Oh! ♪ 644 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:09,661 ♪ Oh! ♪ 645 00:38:11,763 --> 00:38:13,432 ♪ Oh! ♪ 646 00:38:14,265 --> 00:38:15,667 ♪ Oh, oh! ♪ 647 00:38:17,135 --> 00:38:18,470 ♪ Oh! ♪ 648 00:38:20,071 --> 00:38:21,640 ♪ Oh, oh! ♪ 649 00:38:23,174 --> 00:38:24,676 ♪ Oh! ♪ 650 00:38:25,844 --> 00:38:27,579 ♪ Oh, oh! ♪ 651 00:38:29,709 --> 00:38:31,416 ♪ Oh! ♪ 652 00:38:32,684 --> 00:38:34,314 ♪ Oh! ♪ 653 00:38:35,286 --> 00:38:36,284 ♪ Oh! ♪ 654 00:38:36,284 --> 00:38:38,423 Oh, my God. Fuck. 655 00:38:41,625 --> 00:38:43,892 Hey, my mom called. I gotta go. 656 00:38:43,892 --> 00:38:47,032 Okay, I love you. Bye. Love you, too. 657 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,106 ♪ Eh, huh ♪ 658 00:38:58,106 --> 00:38:59,511 ♪ Eh, hey ♪ 659 00:39:00,645 --> 00:39:03,945 ♪ Lost my mind again ♪ 660 00:39:03,945 --> 00:39:04,780 ♪ Ticking time bombs never wait ♪ 661 00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:07,916 - Out of my way, dick. - Okay, bitch. 662 00:39:07,916 --> 00:39:09,254 ♪ I might fucking blow up in your face ♪ 663 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,124 This is, like, the craziest party I've ever been to. 664 00:39:12,656 --> 00:39:14,990 I just want to make it through initiation. 665 00:39:14,990 --> 00:39:17,592 You will. 666 00:39:17,592 --> 00:39:20,895 ♪ I don't need no medicine, keep that shit for the trembling ♪ 667 00:39:20,895 --> 00:39:22,264 ♪ Never do the welcoming, you can hang onto the questioning ♪ 668 00:39:22,264 --> 00:39:22,764 ♪ Who you think you are, bitch? ♪ 669 00:39:23,034 --> 00:39:24,503 Kill the fucking music! 670 00:39:25,202 --> 00:39:27,535 Kill the fucking music! 671 00:39:27,535 --> 00:39:30,272 - All right, listen up, bitches! 672 00:39:30,272 --> 00:39:31,974 We got some fresh meat up in here. 673 00:39:31,974 --> 00:39:34,977 I want all your pledgie faggots up against the wall! 674 00:39:36,845 --> 00:39:40,081 - Guy 1: Don't lose, bitch! - Guy 2: Fuck you, bitch! Drink this shit! 675 00:39:40,081 --> 00:39:43,285 - Woo! - Last one to finish gets stripped naked. 676 00:39:48,359 --> 00:39:49,761 Go, McKay! 677 00:39:51,896 --> 00:39:53,432 Woo! 678 00:39:55,433 --> 00:39:59,004 Yeah! Yeah! Woo! 679 00:40:06,175 --> 00:40:07,946 Woo! 680 00:40:08,446 --> 00:40:10,045 Yo! Strip that faggot! 681 00:40:14,446 --> 00:40:17,685 ♪ Skrrt off in that Benz in a drop top ♪ 682 00:40:17,685 --> 00:40:18,954 ♪ Lamborghini in a drop top, hey ♪ 683 00:40:18,954 --> 00:40:20,355 Is it still alive? 684 00:40:20,355 --> 00:40:22,325 Of course it's still fucking alive. 685 00:40:22,325 --> 00:40:25,026 Fuck that, dude. 686 00:40:25,026 --> 00:40:26,596 ♪ Lamborghini in a drop top, drop ♪ 687 00:40:26,596 --> 00:40:30,198 I don't know, dude. 688 00:40:30,198 --> 00:40:31,967 ♪ I might skrrt off and then flip a bitch off ♪ 689 00:40:31,967 --> 00:40:33,901 ♪ Two ounces I smoke I told them my exhaust ♪ 690 00:40:33,901 --> 00:40:35,703 ♪ Get all these blue benjamins, bitch I'm a fourth ♪ 691 00:40:35,703 --> 00:40:37,605 ♪ Can't relate to a worker cuz bitch I'm a boss ♪ 692 00:40:37,605 --> 00:40:38,307 ♪ Float me some work and bitch I'ma get off ♪ 693 00:40:38,307 --> 00:40:40,410 - Follow my lead. 694 00:40:40,410 --> 00:40:42,881 Oh! 695 00:40:43,514 --> 00:40:47,920 Chapter President: McKay brought the baddest bitch in the fucking game, yo! 696 00:40:48,386 --> 00:40:50,852 ♪ Prince ♪ 697 00:40:50,852 --> 00:40:57,324 ♪ Prince, our glorious king ♪ 698 00:40:57,324 --> 00:41:00,728 - ♪ Why you acting like you lost the crown ♪ I love you. 699 00:41:00,728 --> 00:41:04,666 ♪ If you were never wearing one ♪ 700 00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:09,037 ♪ Falling ever deeper dealing cards down now ♪ 701 00:41:09,037 --> 00:41:12,707 ♪ You can't recognize yourself on the deck ♪ 702 00:41:12,707 --> 00:41:15,911 ♪ Though they shake in the club ♪ 703 00:41:15,911 --> 00:41:18,613 ♪ That ain't what he like, I'm in love ♪ 704 00:41:18,613 --> 00:41:23,313 ♪ You tell me all the time, baby ♪ 705 00:41:23,313 --> 00:41:26,656 ♪ It's over now, it's all right ♪ 706 00:41:26,656 --> 00:41:28,323 ♪ Nobody showed up ♪ 707 00:41:28,323 --> 00:41:32,227 ♪ I looked away ♪ 708 00:41:32,227 --> 00:41:34,597 ♪ Yelling at the sky ♪ 709 00:41:34,597 --> 00:41:37,666 ♪ Screaming at the world ♪ 710 00:41:37,666 --> 00:41:40,536 This is so depressing. 711 00:41:40,536 --> 00:41:42,607 ♪ I'm still your girl ♪ 712 00:41:44,241 --> 00:41:46,745 ♪ Holdin' on too tight ♪ 713 00:42:03,493 --> 00:42:07,662 - What's up? - What's up, Kat? 714 00:42:07,662 --> 00:42:10,665 ♪ Head good, better give her some money ♪ 715 00:42:10,665 --> 00:42:12,767 - ♪ Pussy good, better give her some money ♪ - ♪ What? ♪ 716 00:42:12,767 --> 00:42:13,501 ♪ Head good, better give her some money ♪ 717 00:42:13,501 --> 00:42:15,707 Hey. What's up? 718 00:42:16,740 --> 00:42:19,578 ♪ Attitude, give her some money ♪ 719 00:42:20,277 --> 00:42:23,745 Mm... received. All right. 720 00:42:23,745 --> 00:42:26,281 ♪ Drop low, give her some money ♪ 721 00:42:26,281 --> 00:42:27,383 ♪ Dressing room, 'bout to get her some money ♪ 722 00:42:27,383 --> 00:42:31,220 Twenty, 40, 60, 80, 100. 723 00:42:31,220 --> 00:42:34,089 Twenty, 40, and 60. 724 00:42:34,089 --> 00:42:35,824 One-sixty? 725 00:42:35,824 --> 00:42:38,160 Twenty percent banking fee. 726 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,831 Fine. 727 00:42:40,797 --> 00:42:44,766 Pleasure doing business with you. 728 00:42:44,766 --> 00:42:46,271 ♪ Bad bitch, better give her some money ♪ 729 00:42:46,904 --> 00:42:49,572 Do you think people are, like, 100 percent straight? 730 00:42:49,572 --> 00:42:51,707 Like, 100 percent gay? 731 00:42:51,707 --> 00:42:54,342 No, 'cause obviously there's, like, 732 00:42:54,342 --> 00:42:56,844 bi people, asexual, pan... 733 00:42:56,844 --> 00:43:01,382 - Sexuality is, like, a spectrum, you know? - Yeah. Totally. 734 00:43:01,382 --> 00:43:03,989 - Why? - I don't know. 735 00:43:07,224 --> 00:43:10,826 Do you think straight guys ever, like, watch gay porn? 736 00:43:10,826 --> 00:43:13,328 Not if they're a hundred percent straight. 737 00:43:13,328 --> 00:43:14,896 You just said it's a spectrum. 738 00:43:14,896 --> 00:43:18,170 Yeah, on either side of the spectrum is gay and straight. 739 00:43:18,603 --> 00:43:20,835 I fucking hate this. 740 00:43:20,835 --> 00:43:25,841 - Is this about Nate? - No. He's, like, super straight. 741 00:43:25,841 --> 00:43:28,438 - Is it about your dad? - No. 742 00:43:28,438 --> 00:43:29,778 That would explain why they're fighting. 743 00:43:29,778 --> 00:43:32,147 It's not about any guy that I know. 744 00:43:32,147 --> 00:43:34,883 Look, all I know is that most guys are, like, 745 00:43:34,883 --> 00:43:37,452 weird, gross, and fucking pathetic. 746 00:43:37,452 --> 00:43:39,221 Okay, look, if I tell you something, 747 00:43:39,221 --> 00:43:42,591 you swear on your fucking life you won't say a word? 748 00:43:42,591 --> 00:43:44,763 Yeah. 749 00:43:52,036 --> 00:43:53,305 Hey. 750 00:43:54,272 --> 00:43:55,874 You're home. 751 00:43:56,574 --> 00:43:58,638 Thanks for the weekend. 752 00:44:04,082 --> 00:44:06,081 I love you. 753 00:44:06,081 --> 00:44:08,153 I love you more. 754 00:44:12,423 --> 00:44:17,926 ♪ Geppetto, why you pullin' my strings? ♪ 755 00:44:17,926 --> 00:44:18,961 Yo! 756 00:44:18,961 --> 00:44:20,729 Sorry, we're about to close. 757 00:44:20,729 --> 00:44:23,198 Oh, just... I want to try a few things on. 758 00:44:23,198 --> 00:44:26,968 Okay. Be quick. 759 00:44:26,968 --> 00:44:30,075 ♪ Stiletto, right through the silver lining... ♪ 760 00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:34,042 ♪ I can't help it ♪ 761 00:44:34,042 --> 00:44:38,413 ♪ Won't you help me find a way ♪ 762 00:44:38,413 --> 00:44:41,183 ♪ To the moon and back ♪ 763 00:44:41,183 --> 00:44:43,453 ♪ And myself, myself, myself ♪ 764 00:44:43,453 --> 00:44:44,924 Hey. 765 00:44:45,923 --> 00:44:48,758 Um, can I ask your opinion on something? 766 00:44:48,758 --> 00:44:51,096 Yeah, sure. 767 00:44:53,063 --> 00:44:55,498 How does this look? 768 00:44:55,498 --> 00:44:57,566 ♪ I am nowhere now ♪ 769 00:44:57,566 --> 00:44:59,238 ♪ I want you be safe ♪ 770 00:45:06,102 --> 00:45:08,610 Yo! 771 00:45:08,610 --> 00:45:11,711 You hear me? I said we're about to close. 772 00:45:12,483 --> 00:45:14,183 Oh, yeah. Sorry. Um... 773 00:45:14,183 --> 00:45:17,319 - I just wanted to buy these. - Cool. 774 00:45:17,319 --> 00:45:19,024 You live around here? 775 00:45:19,757 --> 00:45:22,118 - No, no. - No, word. 776 00:45:22,118 --> 00:45:24,025 This place sucks. 777 00:45:24,025 --> 00:45:25,397 Yeah. 778 00:45:26,798 --> 00:45:28,898 I'll ring you up. 779 00:45:28,898 --> 00:45:29,565 ♪ Arf! Arf! ♪ 780 00:45:29,565 --> 00:45:31,734 Okay. 781 00:45:31,734 --> 00:45:33,835 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 782 00:45:33,835 --> 00:45:35,937 ♪ Yeah, uh ♪ 783 00:45:35,937 --> 00:45:38,106 ♪ Grrrrr, it's what you hearin' ♪ 784 00:45:38,106 --> 00:45:40,342 ♪ Listen, it's what you hearin', listen ♪ 785 00:45:40,342 --> 00:45:43,311 ♪ It's what you hearin', listen ♪ 786 00:45:43,311 --> 00:45:45,180 - ♪ X gon' give it to ya, - ♪ What? ♪ 787 00:45:45,180 --> 00:45:47,049 ♪ Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own ♪ 788 00:45:47,049 --> 00:45:49,017 ♪ X gon' deliver to ya, uh ♪ 789 00:45:49,017 --> 00:45:51,019 ♪ Knock, knock, open up the door, it's real ♪ 790 00:45:51,019 --> 00:45:53,188 ♪ With the nonstop pop-pop of stainless steel ♪ 791 00:45:53,188 --> 00:45:54,724 ♪ Go hard, gettin' busy wit it ♪ 792 00:45:54,724 --> 00:45:56,752 ♪ But I got such a good heart ♪ 793 00:45:56,752 --> 00:45:58,827 ♪ That I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it ♪ 794 00:45:58,827 --> 00:46:01,029 ♪ Damn right, and I'll do it again ♪ 795 00:46:01,029 --> 00:46:03,331 ♪ 'Cause I am right, so I gots to win ♪ 796 00:46:03,331 --> 00:46:05,233 - ♪ Break bread with the enemy ♪ - ♪ What? ♪ 797 00:46:05,233 --> 00:46:07,135 ♪ No matter how many cats I break bread with ♪ 798 00:46:07,135 --> 00:46:09,804 ♪ I break who you sending me ♪ 799 00:46:09,804 --> 00:46:11,974 ♪ You motherfuckers never wanted nothing but your life saved ♪ 800 00:46:11,974 --> 00:46:13,241 ♪ Bitch, and that's on a light day ♪ 801 00:46:13,241 --> 00:46:14,943 ♪ I'm gettin' down, down ♪ 802 00:46:14,943 --> 00:46:16,544 ♪ Like a nigga said, "Freeze!" ♪ 803 00:46:16,544 --> 00:46:18,846 ♪ But won't be the one ending up on his knees ♪ 804 00:46:18,846 --> 00:46:21,283 ♪ Bitch, please, if the only thing you cats did ♪ 805 00:46:21,283 --> 00:46:24,519 ♪ Was came out to play, stay out my way, motherfucker ♪ 806 00:46:24,519 --> 00:46:26,487 ♪ First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll, then we let it pop... ♪ 807 00:46:26,487 --> 00:46:28,190 Ooh. You look different. 808 00:46:28,190 --> 00:46:30,793 - What? 809 00:46:30,793 --> 00:46:33,065 You look different. 810 00:46:34,565 --> 00:46:37,967 I changed. 811 00:46:37,967 --> 00:46:40,172 ♪ Let it go, let it go, X gon' give it to ya! ♪ 812 00:46:44,476 --> 00:46:45,844 Rue! 813 00:46:47,111 --> 00:46:50,212 Hey. - Guess what? 814 00:46:50,212 --> 00:46:51,981 What? 815 00:46:51,981 --> 00:46:54,249 Okay, well, actually, first, 816 00:46:54,249 --> 00:46:58,254 you are the best soft-core pornographer in the game. 817 00:46:58,254 --> 00:47:00,089 So thank you. 818 00:47:00,089 --> 00:47:02,991 And second... Tyler wants to meet. 819 00:47:02,991 --> 00:47:05,794 - Like, for real? - Yeah. 820 00:47:05,794 --> 00:47:07,463 - In, like, person? - Yeah. 821 00:47:07,463 --> 00:47:08,697 - That's cool. - Yeah. 822 00:47:08,697 --> 00:47:09,732 Where? 823 00:47:09,732 --> 00:47:11,967 - The lake. - When? 824 00:47:11,967 --> 00:47:14,339 On Saturday, after the carnival. 825 00:47:14,973 --> 00:47:17,373 Like at... at night? 826 00:47:17,373 --> 00:47:19,144 Of course. Yeah. 827 00:47:19,944 --> 00:47:25,046 That doesn't... seem, like, a little weird? 828 00:47:25,046 --> 00:47:27,315 No. Sis, you watch way too much Dateline. 829 00:47:27,315 --> 00:47:30,189 Relax, like, he's our age. It's fine. 830 00:47:31,355 --> 00:47:34,022 Jules, you don't think that maybe... 831 00:47:34,022 --> 00:47:38,561 you should like meet him at the carnival, like, in public? 832 00:47:38,561 --> 00:47:41,396 I mean, we can't, like... 833 00:47:41,396 --> 00:47:45,266 He's a jock. His mom is super conservative. 834 00:47:45,266 --> 00:47:47,135 It's, like, a tough situation. It doesn't work. 835 00:47:47,135 --> 00:47:49,739 Honestly, Jules, I don't really care about the situation, 836 00:47:49,739 --> 00:47:51,706 because it just doesn't seem safe. 837 00:47:51,706 --> 00:47:54,704 I've been in situations that are way less safe. Like... 838 00:47:54,704 --> 00:47:56,645 Okay, but that's not really the point, right? 839 00:47:56,645 --> 00:47:58,951 The point is, it's dangerous. 840 00:48:00,217 --> 00:48:03,452 Rue, this is the difference between, like, you and me. Like... 841 00:48:03,452 --> 00:48:05,320 I don't always get the privilege of meeting people 842 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,955 in front of a fucking audience or something. Like... 843 00:48:06,955 --> 00:48:08,556 Like, people here know I'm trans-- 844 00:48:08,556 --> 00:48:10,625 That doesn't mean that you have to meet this dude 845 00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:13,496 at, like, a fucking deserted lake in the middle of nowhere. 846 00:48:13,496 --> 00:48:16,168 Okay? It seems insane. 847 00:48:16,928 --> 00:48:20,639 Out of everyone in the world, I wanted to tell you. 848 00:48:21,372 --> 00:48:24,440 'Cause I thought you'd be happy. 849 00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,211 But fuck it. 850 00:49:18,095 --> 00:49:20,863 - Hey, Rue. - Hey, um, is Jules here? 851 00:49:20,863 --> 00:49:22,998 - Yeah, she's upstairs. - Can I, um... 852 00:49:22,998 --> 00:49:25,200 - Of course. Come on. - Okay. 853 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,003 Jules, Rue's here! 854 00:49:40,518 --> 00:49:42,687 Hey. Um... 855 00:49:43,353 --> 00:49:45,390 I don't want to fight with you. 856 00:49:46,423 --> 00:49:49,328 I don't want to fight with you, either. 857 00:49:50,695 --> 00:49:53,465 Um... 858 00:49:55,532 --> 00:49:58,699 You have to understand that I just want you to be safe, okay? 859 00:49:58,699 --> 00:50:02,674 I just, I don't want anything bad to happen to you. 860 00:50:05,009 --> 00:50:07,142 And, you know, you just can't be mad at me 861 00:50:07,142 --> 00:50:08,443 for wanting you to be okay. 862 00:50:08,443 --> 00:50:11,880 You can say I'm being anxious, you know? 863 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:13,816 Just... 864 00:50:13,816 --> 00:50:15,917 It hurts my heart too much. 865 00:50:15,917 --> 00:50:17,152 And... 866 00:50:17,152 --> 00:50:20,455 - It just, I-- - I'm not mad at you. 867 00:50:20,455 --> 00:50:22,892 You're the best thing that's happened to me in a really long time, 868 00:50:22,892 --> 00:50:24,859 and I just-- I-I just don't want... 869 00:50:24,859 --> 00:50:28,263 anything bad to happen, so, just, please don't be mad at me. Okay, Jules? 870 00:50:28,263 --> 00:50:30,666 - Just don't be mad. - I'm sorry. 871 00:50:33,771 --> 00:50:35,074 I get it. 872 00:50:36,106 --> 00:50:37,676 I love you. 873 00:50:38,576 --> 00:50:40,312 I really do. 874 00:50:41,012 --> 00:50:44,783 I love you, too. 875 00:50:52,690 --> 00:50:54,923 You're a mess, you know that? 876 00:50:54,923 --> 00:50:56,828 So are you. 877 00:51:02,266 --> 00:51:05,470 I hate everyone else in the world but you. 878 00:51:17,114 --> 00:51:20,080 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I should go. 879 00:51:21,953 --> 00:51:23,588 Fuck! 880 00:51:34,595 --> 00:51:37,766 - Who is it? It's me. Open the door. 881 00:51:37,766 --> 00:51:39,671 Fuck. 882 00:51:42,004 --> 00:51:44,944 Not today, Rue. I'm sorry. 883 00:51:45,409 --> 00:51:48,844 - Come on, man. Don't be a dick. - Nah, I'm serious. 884 00:51:48,844 --> 00:51:50,912 You can't come in. 885 00:51:50,912 --> 00:51:54,215 Look, man, all I-- All I need is just, like, a few OCs. 886 00:51:54,215 --> 00:51:55,817 - That's all. - Sorry, I can't help you. 887 00:51:55,817 --> 00:51:59,221 Fez? Fez, I've had a really fucked up day, all right? 888 00:51:59,221 --> 00:52:01,289 Look, it's been a really, really fucked up day, okay? 889 00:52:01,289 --> 00:52:03,123 So I need you to open the door for me, okay? 890 00:52:03,123 --> 00:52:06,798 - Can you open the door, please? - I'm not gonna help you kill yourself, Rue. 891 00:52:09,333 --> 00:52:13,468 I'm sorry, but, you can't be coming over here no more. 892 00:52:13,468 --> 00:52:16,004 - Just go home. - Don't-- Fez! 893 00:52:16,004 --> 00:52:18,273 Don't close the-- Fuck! 894 00:52:18,273 --> 00:52:21,442 Fez, open the fucking door, please? 895 00:52:21,442 --> 00:52:23,916 I'm begging you just to open the door. 896 00:52:25,283 --> 00:52:27,882 Fez! You're full of shit, man. 897 00:52:27,882 --> 00:52:30,918 You know you make your living off of selling drugs to teenagers. 898 00:52:30,918 --> 00:52:34,656 And now all of a sudden, you want to have a fucking moral high ground? 899 00:52:34,656 --> 00:52:37,993 You're a fucking dropout drug dealer. You know that? 900 00:52:37,993 --> 00:52:39,661 You're a fucking dropout drug dealer 901 00:52:39,661 --> 00:52:42,634 with seven functioning fucking brain cells. 902 00:52:43,768 --> 00:52:46,205 - Open the door! 903 00:52:46,871 --> 00:52:48,638 Fuck you! 904 00:52:48,638 --> 00:52:50,771 Fuck you, Fez. Okay? 905 00:52:50,771 --> 00:52:53,241 Are you doing this because you care about me? 906 00:52:53,241 --> 00:52:56,011 If you gave a shit about me, you wouldn't have sold me 907 00:52:56,011 --> 00:52:58,313 the fucking drugs in the first place! 908 00:52:58,313 --> 00:53:01,517 But you did! You fucking did! 909 00:53:01,517 --> 00:53:04,186 So open the goddamned door! 910 00:53:04,186 --> 00:53:05,620 Open the door! 911 00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:07,990 - I can't do it, Rue. I'm sorry. - Open the door! 912 00:53:07,990 --> 00:53:10,930 Open the door! Open the door! 913 00:53:12,664 --> 00:53:14,299 Open the door. 914 00:53:17,199 --> 00:53:19,930 You did this to me! 915 00:53:19,930 --> 00:53:23,542 You fucking-- You did this to me, Fez. 916 00:53:24,976 --> 00:53:27,709 You fucking ruined my life! 917 00:53:27,709 --> 00:53:32,247 The least you could do is open the goddamned door and fix it! 918 00:53:32,247 --> 00:53:35,683 I'm fucking serious. I'm so fucking serious. 919 00:53:35,683 --> 00:53:39,720 If you don't open this door right now, I swear to God, 920 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:43,462 I will hate you, till the day I fucking die. 921 00:53:46,297 --> 00:53:47,963 I'm sorry. 922 00:53:49,330 --> 00:53:52,804 You fucking did this to me! 923 00:53:53,637 --> 00:53:56,338 Open the fucking door. 924 00:53:56,338 --> 00:53:58,341 - Open the door, Fez! 925 00:53:58,341 --> 00:54:00,142 Come on, man! 926 00:54:00,142 --> 00:54:02,381 - That is so fucked up! 927 00:54:08,887 --> 00:54:12,021 ♪ Ah ♪ 928 00:54:12,021 --> 00:54:15,257 ♪ Doing it all for love ♪ 929 00:54:15,257 --> 00:54:18,961 ♪ Doing it all ♪ 930 00:54:18,961 --> 00:54:21,666 ♪ Doing it all for love ♪ 931 00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:26,235 ♪ Whoa ♪ 932 00:54:26,235 --> 00:54:29,237 ♪ Taking it all for love ♪ 933 00:54:29,237 --> 00:54:33,008 ♪ Taking it all ♪ 934 00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:35,411 ♪ Taking it all for love ♪ 935 00:54:35,411 --> 00:54:38,850 Hey, um... is this Ali? 936 00:54:39,451 --> 00:54:42,517 Uh, this is Rue. 937 00:54:42,517 --> 00:54:45,253 I was just calling to see if maybe you 938 00:54:45,253 --> 00:54:48,760 still wanted to get pancakes or something? 939 00:54:53,995 --> 00:54:56,565 ♪ Taking it all for love ♪ 940 00:54:56,565 --> 00:54:58,070 ♪ Taking it all ♪ 941 00:54:59,270 --> 00:55:02,474 ♪ Taking it all ♪ 942 00:55:06,210 --> 00:55:10,079 ♪ Doing it all for love ♪ 943 00:55:10,079 --> 00:55:12,682 ♪ Doing it all ♪ 944 00:55:12,682 --> 00:55:16,421 ♪ Doing it all for love ♪ 945 00:56:20,351 --> 00:56:23,088 ♪ Taking it all for love ♪ 946 00:56:24,055 --> 00:56:26,091 ♪ Taking it all ♪ 69903

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