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When Kat was 11 years old,
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she went on a family vacation
to Sandals, Jamaica.
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I need help!
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Someone get this jellyfish
off me!
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- Help me!
She quickly discovered
that she hated the ocean...
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- ...but fucking loved
virgin piña coladas.
- ♪ Oh! Feels so good! ♪
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Up until that moment,
Kat had a relatively good life.
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I mean, life wasn't amazing,
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but it's not like
she fantasized
about killing herself.
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It was good enough.
She was popular enough,
smart enough.
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The only thing that was,
like, actually amazing
was Daniel.
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Daniel was like a dream,
like, gorgeous,
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like, really nice.
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Like, the kind of boy
that would text her
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every night before
bed and say...
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And the kind of boy that would
meet her outside of school
every morning
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just to make sure
he could hold her hand
as they walked down the hall.
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She could never figure out
why Daniel chose her,
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what Daniel actually liked
or loved about her.
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She just knew
it felt really good.
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-Whatever. It didn't matter.
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It's better not to jinx
these things.
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- Can I have another one?
- Sure.
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- ♪ Oh! ♪
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During her eight-day stay
on that stupid island,
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Kat drank 72
virgin piña coladas.
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She was in heaven.
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And then she got home.
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♪ Heavyweight champion
of the world! ♪
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Oh, my God.
What happened?
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When Kat had left for Jamaica,
she was 107 pounds,
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when she returned,
she weighed in at whopping...
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Get up.
Despite being five-two,
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-which was tall for her age...
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...her body was not prepared
to house the extra 20 pounds.
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It was noticeable.
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Kat did her best
to minimize the fallout.
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- You're wearing
two sweatshirts?
- No.
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At least Daniel
didn't make a big deal
out of it.
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That's why she liked him.
He didn't care about
what people thought.
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He liked her for whatever
reasons he liked her,
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and 20 stupid pounds
would never change that.
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Until fourth period.
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It wasn't even
in Daniel's handwriting.
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It was Kendra Sutherland's.
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Whatever.
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Fuck her. Fuck him.
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She didn't actually
love Daniel. She was 11.
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And when you're 11,
you fall in love with, like,
everyone and everything.
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- It's not real love.
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Real love is
when you can't exist
without someone,
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when you'd rather die
than be apart,
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and the whole world goes dark,
and nothing else matters
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but the person standing
in front of you.
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I just want you to know I'm in.
I am all in.
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For the first time
in 140 years,
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I felt something I thought
had been lost to me forever.
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Say you'll wait for me.
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We love each other.
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That's real love,
and those were real men.
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Men who'd never leave her,
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- disappoint her,
break her heart.
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Real men whose love would spark
and ignite and inspire.
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The summer before
high school she started
writing fan fiction.
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By the year's end,
she had become
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one of the most prolific
smut writers on Tumblr.
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She was known for her
AU crossovers
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and her consistent
NC-17 ratings.
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But what made
her famous was her story,
"The First Night,"
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a 7,000-word fic
that was largely credited
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with starting
the "Larry Stylinson"
conspiracy theory.
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♪ Uh-oh, oh, oh! ♪
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That Harry Styles
and Louis Tomlinson
of One Direction
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were secretly fucking.
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"It's the first night
of the 'Take Me Home' tour."
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London, we've got
a little song for you tonight!
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"Louis was unusually nervous.
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"His mouth was dry,
palms sweating,
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"when suddenly, he felt
the press of Harry's body
from behind.
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♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! ♪
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"Harry can sense
the nervous tension
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"running through Louis's
stiff body.
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-"'What are you doing?'
- 'To calm your nerves.'
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"'You're my best mate,
and this is what mates do
for one another.'
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"'But Harry,
what if someone sees?'
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"'Let them.'
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh! ♪
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"As Harry takes
Louis into his mouth
with surprising ease,
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he begins to suck his cock
with torturous finesse."
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh! ♪
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♪ Ooh! ♪
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Ugh. Kat doesn't
even have asthma.
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She's just fat
and doesn't wanna exercise.
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With 72 hours of
publishing "The First Night,"
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it had garnered 184,265 notes,
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and then three weeks later,
Kat had amassed
over 53,000 followers.
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She had become
extremely popular...
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online.
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No one in real life knew
that she was famous.
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Whomp, whomp,
whomp, whomp,
whomp, whomp...
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And no one online knew
that her life was actually
super depressing.
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Ew!
Take those things off.
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She'd regularly fantasize
about telling her followers
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how much she hated
her school, her town,
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and how everyone
in it was full of shit
and a fucking asshole.
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She'd tell them
to surround the school,
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show up right after
the morning bell
prepared for war.
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They'd demand the release
of their queen.
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And if anyone even hesitated...
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The scary thing is,
is they'd actually do it.
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They'd do anything she asked.
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That's how much they loved her.
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Granted, they didn't know
who she was
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or what she looked like.
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It's me, ThunderKitKat.
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And then
that video came out.
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And they did see
what she looked like,
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and they still loved her.
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And not only did they love her,
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they wanted to fuck her.
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♪ Tay Keith!
Fuck these niggas up! ♪
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♪ Look,
I just flipped a switch ♪
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♪ Flip-flip, I don't know
nobody else that's doin' this ♪
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♪ Bodies start to drop, ay,
hit the floor ♪
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♪ Now they wanna know me
since I hit the top, ay ♪
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♪ It's a Rollie,
not a stopwatch,
shit don't ever stop ♪
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♪ Smokin' on the chicken,
the bass is kickin',
my head is spinnin' ♪
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♪ Smokin' on the chicken,
the bass is kickin', my head
is spinnin' ♪
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♪ Smokin' on the chicken,
the bass is kickin',
my head is spinnin' ♪
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♪ This the flow
that got the block hot ♪
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♪ Shit, that's super hot ♪
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Hey, I'm Rue.
I'm an addict.
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Hi, Rue.
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And I've been clean
for 60 days.
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For the record, I'm not
not telling the truth.
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I've actually been doing
really well.
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Because the morning
after that whole
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drug-dealer-face-tattoo
fentanyl excursion,
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I, uh, got in a little bit
of trouble...
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Oh, shit.
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...for disappearing
for like 16 hours.
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Where have you been?
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- I'm sorry. My phone died.
- Bullshit. You're doing drugs.
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- I'm not doing drugs.
- Then where have you been?
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And why weren't you
answering you phone?
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- And why are you
sneaking into the house?
- I was with someone.
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- Who?
- It does--
It doesn't matter, Mom.
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It matters, Rue.
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It matters.
You're doing drugs.
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Gia, go back to sleep.
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Rue, are you--
are you okay?
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Yeah, Gia, I'm fine.
You can go back to sleep.
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She's okay, baby.
Okay, go to bed.
Good night.
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I will not allow you
to walk up into this house
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at 5:30 in the morning
and lie to my face.
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So tell me the truth right now.
Where were you?
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Mom, I don't want to have
to tell you everything
that's going on in my life.
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If you want to drug test me,
just drug test me.
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She wasn't the only person
upset with me.
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I'm not kidding, Rue.
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I'm not trying to become
best friends with someone
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who's gonna fucking
kill themself.
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I know.
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I didn't mean
to do this.
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I've been through, like...
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enough traumatic shit
in my life that I don't...
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- I can't like--
- I get it.
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I get it.
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I don't want to be around you
if you don't stop using drugs.
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Okay.
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I mean it.
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I know. I'll stop.
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I promise.
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I just need you
to do me a favor.
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You're not gonna like it.
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You're still grounded until
I don't even fucking know.
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What else is there?
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I told you I wasn't lying.
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So, I decided to stay clean.
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And I have been,
for a while.
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But I've also been coming
to this meeting for longer.
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- Girl, it's your
60 days today, right?
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Ah! Oh, God. So good!
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Hmm, I don't know.
I just didn't want
to depress anyone.
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Plus, I really have
been trying,
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and that counts for something.
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Two months ago,
I woke up from a comma.
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I didn't know what happened,
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but from the looks of my mother
and little sister's faces,
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I knew that...
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whatever it was,
whatever I did...
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it wasn't good.
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It scared them.
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It really scared them.
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And, uh, at that moment,
I decided to at least try
and change.
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'Cause I owe it to them.
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I owe it to everyone I love,
and everyone who loves me.
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The hardest part, uh,
has been...
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feeling like I owe it
to myself.
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And, uh, maybe
that'll get easier.
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I hope it will.
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Thank you.
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I don't know. It's just been
a really weird couple of weeks.
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I didn't know it at the time,
but Jules was falling in love.
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♪ It's gonna take
a bit of work ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, work ♪
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♪ Now that you're here ♪
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♪ Whoa, oh, work ♪
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♪ 'Cause people come and go ♪
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♪ But I think
you should know ♪
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♪ That I ♪
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♪ I think this will work ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh! ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh! ♪
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♪ It's gonna take
a little time ♪
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♪ But with you by my side ♪
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♪ I won't let go ♪
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♪ Till I've got what's mine ♪
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-♪ ' Cause people come and go ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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-♪ But you should know ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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-♪ That I... That I... ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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-♪ I'm takin' it slow ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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-♪ It's gonna take
a bit of work ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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-♪ Oh, oh, work ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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-♪ Now that you're here ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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-♪ Whoa, work ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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I'm not saying I'm in love.
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I'm just saying I really,
really, really like him.
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- Who? ShyGuy118?
- His name is Tyler.
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It doesn't really matter.
They're both little
fuckboy names.
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He's not. For real,
like, he's so sweet.
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- What school does he go to?
- St. Mary's.
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Ew. Private school.
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You're just jealous.
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Aside from that being
a really shitty thing to say,
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it's also not true.
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She'd just been acting weird
all week.
241
00:16:16,746 --> 00:16:18,347
I'm not jealous.
242
00:16:18,347 --> 00:16:21,617
I mean, you've been
acting weird, like, all week.
243
00:16:21,617 --> 00:16:23,284
- What?
- Yeah, like,
244
00:16:23,284 --> 00:16:25,688
every time I'm on my phone,
you just stop talking.
245
00:16:25,688 --> 00:16:27,723
You're literally
like my dad.
246
00:16:27,723 --> 00:16:28,957
Sorry.
247
00:16:28,957 --> 00:16:30,991
It's fine.
248
00:16:32,196 --> 00:16:36,030
You wanna see his dick?
249
00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:42,537
♪ My head is spinnin',
smokin' on the chicken,
the bass is kickin' ♪
250
00:16:42,537 --> 00:16:44,239
♪ This a Rollie,
not a stopwatch ♪
251
00:16:44,239 --> 00:16:47,041
-♪ Shit don't ever stop ♪
- Fuck.
252
00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:49,677
♪ Smokin' on the chicken,
the bass is kickin',
my head is spinnin' ♪
253
00:16:49,677 --> 00:16:50,313
♪ Smokin' on the chicken,
the bass is kickin', my head
is spinnin' ♪
254
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,847
Ew.
255
00:16:52,847 --> 00:16:53,685
♪ The bass is kickin',
my head is spinnin' ♪
256
00:17:02,693 --> 00:17:04,025
Stick it out!
257
00:17:07,963 --> 00:17:09,999
What a tiny twink!
258
00:17:09,999 --> 00:17:11,362
Guy
Shut it. Just give it...
259
00:17:11,362 --> 00:17:14,106
What the fuck?
260
00:17:15,439 --> 00:17:19,441
Guy
Fucking step on it.
It's too small,
261
00:17:19,441 --> 00:17:21,480
- It could never satisfy you.
- Kat! Dinner!
262
00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:24,349
I'll get her.
263
00:17:25,149 --> 00:17:27,386
Ay, Jesus, girl.
264
00:17:28,453 --> 00:17:29,785
Kat!
265
00:17:29,785 --> 00:17:31,320
Hey!
266
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,687
What?
267
00:17:32,687 --> 00:17:36,524
Take pictures of your toes
later. Dinner's on the table.
268
00:17:36,524 --> 00:17:39,131
♪ And I feel
okay, okay, okay, okay ♪
269
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,234
♪ Okay, okay, okay ♪
270
00:17:42,867 --> 00:17:44,769
Bye. Love you. See ya.
271
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,506
I can't believe I haven't
even told you, like,
272
00:17:51,506 --> 00:17:53,575
how insane my parents
are being.
273
00:17:53,575 --> 00:17:57,045
- All week long, she's just
been going on and on...
274
00:17:57,045 --> 00:17:58,848
...about how much
she hates my dad.
275
00:17:58,848 --> 00:18:00,081
- I'm just like,
276
00:18:00,081 --> 00:18:01,916
you can't do this to me.
He's my dad.
277
00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:04,848
I don't know.
I know he has issues,
but so does she.
278
00:18:04,848 --> 00:18:06,521
And he's not telling me
shit about her.
279
00:18:06,521 --> 00:18:09,457
Yeah. That's, like,
not cool of your mom
280
00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:11,292
to put you in
that situation.
281
00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:13,262
Yeah, but if I say that,
then she's gonna make me
282
00:18:13,262 --> 00:18:14,997
- an enemy, too.
283
00:18:14,997 --> 00:18:16,498
Literally the last thing
I need right now is--
284
00:18:16,498 --> 00:18:19,334
- Who keeps texting you?
285
00:18:19,334 --> 00:18:21,436
- My dad.
- Well, do you want me
to respond?
286
00:18:21,436 --> 00:18:23,171
- He's texted you
like 15 times.
287
00:18:23,171 --> 00:18:26,106
No, I'll just... call him later.
288
00:18:33,952 --> 00:18:36,255
I mean, it's huge, right?
289
00:18:37,088 --> 00:18:38,420
Mm...
290
00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:39,987
Don't front.
It's a big dick.
291
00:18:39,987 --> 00:18:42,423
You know what?
It may be, but, uh,
we can't really tell,
292
00:18:42,423 --> 00:18:43,825
'cause it's just fucking
floating in space.
293
00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:46,861
- So?
- So, there's no way
to compare scale.
294
00:18:46,861 --> 00:18:49,092
You know, if there's
a fucking hand in the frame,
at least you can be, like,
295
00:18:49,092 --> 00:18:50,831
okay, it's about the size
of an adult male hand.
296
00:18:50,831 --> 00:18:54,002
Or like twice the size.
Or a fucking fraction
of the size.
297
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:57,776
Rue. This is
an objectively big dick.
298
00:19:00,777 --> 00:19:04,383
Some people say that eyes
are the windows to the soul.
299
00:19:05,817 --> 00:19:06,986
I disagree.
300
00:19:07,618 --> 00:19:11,587
I think it's your dick
and how you fucking
photograph it.
301
00:19:11,587 --> 00:19:12,553
♪ Aah! ♪
302
00:19:12,553 --> 00:19:14,823
There are two different types
of dick pics.
303
00:19:17,962 --> 00:19:21,029
Solicited,
and unsolicited.
304
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,031
Solicited makes up
for about one percent
305
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,532
of all dick pics
sent and received.
306
00:19:24,532 --> 00:19:27,903
But within that one percent,
there are three categories.
307
00:19:27,903 --> 00:19:29,608
Jules?
308
00:19:30,674 --> 00:19:33,676
Terrifying, horrifying,
and acceptable.
309
00:19:33,676 --> 00:19:35,376
I know what some of you
are thinking.
310
00:19:35,376 --> 00:19:39,047
Rue, terrifying and horrifying
sound like the same thing.
311
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:41,682
Well, to a trained eye,
312
00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:43,585
it could be
the difference between...
313
00:19:43,585 --> 00:19:46,750
- Yo, sorry about the mess.
314
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,294
My mom's, like,
out of town?
315
00:19:51,095 --> 00:19:53,863
A basic hygiene issue.
316
00:19:53,863 --> 00:19:54,764
Or...
317
00:20:02,771 --> 00:20:03,738
...a life or death situation.
318
00:20:03,738 --> 00:20:05,808
So, here are some key things
to look out for.
319
00:20:05,808 --> 00:20:06,608
♪ All right! ♪
320
00:20:06,608 --> 00:20:09,011
Uncapped deodorant
touching the floor.
321
00:20:09,011 --> 00:20:10,682
Horrifying.
322
00:20:12,784 --> 00:20:14,686
Jug of lotion.
323
00:20:15,354 --> 00:20:16,785
Terrifying.
324
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:19,858
Dirty fingernails.
325
00:20:20,725 --> 00:20:21,826
Horrifying.
326
00:20:23,394 --> 00:20:25,194
A medieval sword?
327
00:20:25,194 --> 00:20:27,227
Run-for-your-fucking-life
terrifying.
328
00:20:27,799 --> 00:20:30,465
So, what constitutes
this rarefied,
329
00:20:30,465 --> 00:20:33,268
sought after,
acceptable dick pic?
330
00:20:33,268 --> 00:20:33,906
♪ All right! ♪
331
00:20:35,205 --> 00:20:37,406
Wow. Okay.
332
00:20:37,406 --> 00:20:41,313
So his penis is the size
of an Evian bottle.
333
00:20:42,546 --> 00:20:44,712
- Well, the lighting is nice.
Mm-hmm.
334
00:20:44,712 --> 00:20:47,316
- Uh, his room looks clean.
Mm-hmm.
335
00:20:47,316 --> 00:20:49,584
- Looks well-groomed.
- Right?
336
00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:52,555
Okay, yeah. I'm beginning
to understand the appeal.
337
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:53,723
Thank you.
338
00:20:53,723 --> 00:20:55,123
But here's the thing.
339
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:58,293
I, like, sent him a few pics
from the school bathroom
during class
340
00:20:58,293 --> 00:21:00,262
- because he asked me to--
- Wait. Like, nudes?
341
00:21:00,262 --> 00:21:03,899
I can't talk about it.
But I need your help.
342
00:21:03,899 --> 00:21:05,901
Yeah. Sure. Whatever.
343
00:21:05,901 --> 00:21:10,072
I want, like, good,
professional partial nudes.
344
00:21:10,072 --> 00:21:12,040
Like, classy,
but not too arty.
345
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,710
Like, like I took them
with very little thought
or effort
346
00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:17,547
but could also be
in fucking MOMA.
347
00:21:17,547 --> 00:21:18,747
Be cool, Rue.
348
00:21:18,747 --> 00:21:22,687
- Yeah. It's, like, easy. Whatever.
Yeah.
349
00:21:25,854 --> 00:21:29,428
Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry.
350
00:21:30,495 --> 00:21:32,227
Hey.
- Hi.
351
00:21:32,227 --> 00:21:34,229
Look at you,
still doing the
grapefruit diet.
352
00:21:34,229 --> 00:21:36,165
Yep, I literally
wanna die.
353
00:21:36,165 --> 00:21:38,366
Yeah. It's only bad
for the first two weeks.
354
00:21:38,366 --> 00:21:41,036
Then your stomach shrinks,
and you adjust,
355
00:21:41,036 --> 00:21:44,205
and you are reborn.
356
00:21:44,205 --> 00:21:46,207
Oh, wow. Can't wait.
357
00:21:46,207 --> 00:21:49,348
- How much?
- Uh, that'll be $3.25.
358
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:55,416
Yo, can you please,
maybe hurry the fuck up?
359
00:21:55,416 --> 00:21:59,188
Huh. Um, could I pay you
the rest tomorrow?
360
00:21:59,188 --> 00:22:01,624
I'm sorry, baby.
There's a policy.
361
00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:03,993
Hey, Kat, I, uh, I gotcha.
362
00:22:03,993 --> 00:22:06,895
- Oh, hi.
- Hey. How you doing?
363
00:22:06,895 --> 00:22:09,564
- I'm good. How are you?
- Sweet. I'm good, I'm good.
364
00:22:09,564 --> 00:22:12,300
- Hey, Erika.
How much was it?
Uh, $3.25.
365
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:15,336
I have, like, $1.25 here.
366
00:22:15,336 --> 00:22:16,905
Do you, um...
For a grapefruit?
367
00:22:16,905 --> 00:22:19,006
Do you want-- Do you want
something else to eat?
368
00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:21,142
- Oh, no, no, no.
- No, 'cause if you don't have
enough money on you right now,
369
00:22:21,142 --> 00:22:23,678
I can totally--
I can get you, like,
some actual food, or--
370
00:22:23,678 --> 00:22:28,487
She's doing the grapefruit diet.
It's not easy. Don't tempt her.
371
00:22:30,088 --> 00:22:31,523
Okay.
372
00:22:32,090 --> 00:22:33,492
Cool.
373
00:22:34,191 --> 00:22:36,124
All right. Um...
374
00:22:36,124 --> 00:22:38,393
- Thank you.
- Yeah, well, um...
375
00:22:38,393 --> 00:22:40,496
I'll see you
in, uh, biology.
376
00:22:40,496 --> 00:22:43,298
Yeah, yeah.
Um, thanks.
377
00:22:43,298 --> 00:22:44,900
- Yeah. Sure.
- Goodbye.
378
00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:46,769
- Aw, man, do it upright.
- Fuck it.
379
00:22:46,769 --> 00:22:49,938
- Aw, you got moked out.
- You suck, man.
380
00:22:53,577 --> 00:22:56,311
So you're basically
in a long-distance relationship.
381
00:22:56,311 --> 00:22:58,013
No, we like FaceTime
every night.
382
00:22:58,013 --> 00:23:00,816
Aw, that's so sweet.
You guys are full-on in love.
383
00:23:00,816 --> 00:23:04,286
Oh, my God. Stop!
384
00:23:04,286 --> 00:23:05,421
- I really like you.
- McKay
I like you, too, Cassie.
385
00:23:05,421 --> 00:23:07,623
I like you more.
386
00:23:07,623 --> 00:23:08,785
Ew.
387
00:23:08,785 --> 00:23:10,559
We are not in love.
388
00:23:10,559 --> 00:23:13,061
But he did invite me
to spend the weekend with him.
389
00:23:13,061 --> 00:23:14,529
Like, the whole weekend?
390
00:23:14,529 --> 00:23:16,564
Yeah, like Friday
and Saturday night.
391
00:23:16,564 --> 00:23:18,300
Wait, is your mom
gonna let you go?
392
00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:21,073
It doesn't matter.
I'll just kill her in her sleep
if she doesn't let me.
393
00:23:21,472 --> 00:23:24,139
Sounds like
true love to me.
394
00:23:24,139 --> 00:23:26,607
Whatever.
She can't stop me.
395
00:23:26,607 --> 00:23:28,844
Honestly, I love your mom...
396
00:23:28,844 --> 00:23:31,046
Yeah, well try living with her.
397
00:23:37,989 --> 00:23:40,856
Do any of you guys
know how Bitcoin works?
398
00:23:40,856 --> 00:23:42,627
- Hmm. No.
- No.
399
00:23:43,293 --> 00:23:44,792
But you know
who probably does?
400
00:23:44,792 --> 00:23:48,558
It's a worldwide cryptocurrency
and digital payment system.
401
00:23:48,558 --> 00:23:50,832
I literally have no clue
what you're talking about.
402
00:23:50,832 --> 00:23:54,202
Well, there's no easier way
to explain it.
403
00:23:54,202 --> 00:23:57,539
Look, why don't you
just tell us what
you're trying to do,
404
00:23:57,539 --> 00:23:59,912
and we can tell you
how we can help.
405
00:24:00,644 --> 00:24:02,510
Um...
- Unless it's human trafficking.
406
00:24:02,510 --> 00:24:04,316
I don't fuck
with human trafficking.
407
00:24:04,849 --> 00:24:08,116
I'm not...
human trafficking.
408
00:24:08,116 --> 00:24:09,788
Yeah, us, neither.
409
00:24:10,822 --> 00:24:12,257
Okay. Um...
410
00:24:12,924 --> 00:24:15,756
I was just wondering
if it's like,
411
00:24:15,756 --> 00:24:18,759
a good way to anonymously
get money online.
412
00:24:18,759 --> 00:24:21,397
That's literally
what it's made for.
413
00:24:21,397 --> 00:24:23,002
Dumb ass.
414
00:24:24,269 --> 00:24:25,867
Cool.
415
00:24:28,471 --> 00:24:30,371
I feel like that's it.
416
00:24:30,371 --> 00:24:33,742
No, it's good, it's good.
I like it.
417
00:24:33,742 --> 00:24:36,511
♪ Finishing, eight or nine? ♪
418
00:24:36,511 --> 00:24:37,849
♪ Tell me
it's the perfect time ♪
419
00:24:38,815 --> 00:24:40,950
Wait. Yeah, that really does
look like I took it.
420
00:24:40,950 --> 00:24:42,150
- Right?
- Okay.
421
00:24:42,150 --> 00:24:44,147
- It's good.
- Yeah.
422
00:24:44,147 --> 00:24:45,958
♪ Hiding from the rainfall ♪
423
00:24:48,992 --> 00:24:57,136
♪ Come into my bedroom,
come into my bedroom ♪
424
00:24:58,637 --> 00:25:00,101
- Got it.
- Do I look hot?
425
00:25:00,101 --> 00:25:03,239
- Yeah.
- Like, hot enough
that you'd want to fuck me,
426
00:25:03,239 --> 00:25:05,044
or like, cute?
427
00:25:06,043 --> 00:25:08,177
Like... like me?
428
00:25:08,177 --> 00:25:10,282
Or like him, me?
429
00:25:11,049 --> 00:25:12,551
Either.
430
00:25:13,952 --> 00:25:15,250
Yeah.
431
00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:16,585
- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah?
432
00:25:16,585 --> 00:25:20,125
- Mm-hmm.
- Should I, like,
show more? Like...
433
00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:24,460
I don't know.
- What do you think?
434
00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:26,495
I-- I mean, it's-- whatever.
435
00:25:26,495 --> 00:25:28,597
Whatever you, um, like to do.
436
00:25:28,597 --> 00:25:31,600
I mean,
what do you think, though?
437
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:32,234
♪ Come into my bedroom,
come into my bedroom ♪
438
00:25:32,234 --> 00:25:34,839
- Um... fuck.
439
00:25:35,305 --> 00:25:38,010
- It's my mom.
440
00:25:39,810 --> 00:25:43,582
Hey, Mom.
I'm just at Jules's house.
441
00:25:44,949 --> 00:25:47,783
Um, well I have NA tonight.
442
00:25:47,783 --> 00:25:50,786
So, like
nine-thirty-ish?
443
00:25:50,786 --> 00:25:54,859
Okay. Uh,
love you, too. Bye.
444
00:25:57,194 --> 00:25:59,395
- NA?
- Yeah.
445
00:25:59,395 --> 00:26:01,863
Narcotics anonymous.
446
00:26:01,863 --> 00:26:05,533
Wait. You've been clean
for like, two weeks, right?
447
00:26:05,533 --> 00:26:08,237
-
Yeah. That's right.
- Rue!
448
00:26:08,237 --> 00:26:10,672
- What?
- Fuck you, come here!
449
00:26:10,672 --> 00:26:14,146
- What?
- You've been--
Come here! Oh, my God!
450
00:26:19,784 --> 00:26:23,351
I'm so proud of you.
451
00:26:23,351 --> 00:26:26,058
I've never met anyone
in my entire life like Jules.
452
00:26:31,895 --> 00:26:34,496
Um, I'm gonna go get
a glass of water really quick.
453
00:26:34,496 --> 00:26:35,597
Okay.
454
00:26:35,597 --> 00:26:37,970
- Okay.
Whatever, bitch.
455
00:27:02,994 --> 00:27:05,797
Oh, fuck me.
456
00:27:06,531 --> 00:27:07,699
Fuck.
457
00:27:09,768 --> 00:27:12,233
♪ Oh ♪
458
00:27:12,233 --> 00:27:14,239
♪ Taking it all ♪
459
00:27:14,839 --> 00:27:18,840
♪ Taking it all ♪
460
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,542
♪ Taking it all for love... ♪
461
00:27:26,184 --> 00:27:29,350
Uh... I gotta go.
462
00:27:29,350 --> 00:27:30,753
- But, uh, love you.
- Okay.
463
00:27:30,753 --> 00:27:32,755
- And I'll see you later.
464
00:27:32,755 --> 00:27:33,856
- Bye.
- Love you.
465
00:27:33,856 --> 00:27:35,027
Love you, too.
466
00:27:48,638 --> 00:27:51,773
♪ Spend some time with it ♪
467
00:27:51,773 --> 00:27:54,677
♪ Make it under ♪
468
00:27:54,677 --> 00:27:56,578
♪ Spend some time with it ♪
469
00:27:56,578 --> 00:27:59,547
♪ Make it magic ♪
470
00:27:59,547 --> 00:28:01,850
♪ Spend some time with it ♪
471
00:28:01,850 --> 00:28:03,888
♪ To make under ♪
472
00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:11,463
♪ Don't know where to go ♪
473
00:28:12,696 --> 00:28:16,801
♪ I guess we'll keep it
on the low ♪
474
00:28:17,767 --> 00:28:21,840
♪ There's just no cure
anymore ♪
475
00:28:22,806 --> 00:28:26,979
♪ I guess we'll keep it
on the low ♪
476
00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:32,613
♪ I've seen some better days ♪
477
00:28:32,613 --> 00:28:34,853
And, uh, at that moment,
I decided to at least try
and change.
478
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,422
'Cause I owe it to them.
479
00:28:39,590 --> 00:28:42,390
I owe it to everyone I love
480
00:28:42,390 --> 00:28:44,626
and everyone that loves me.
481
00:28:44,626 --> 00:28:46,562
And, uh, maybe...
482
00:28:46,562 --> 00:28:47,967
that'll get easier.
483
00:28:49,867 --> 00:28:51,803
I hope it will.
484
00:28:52,337 --> 00:28:54,006
Thank you.
485
00:29:14,592 --> 00:29:18,460
Yo. Sixty days,
no small feat.
486
00:29:18,460 --> 00:29:20,456
Thanks.
487
00:29:20,456 --> 00:29:23,502
- Very moving share.
- Thank you.
488
00:29:25,002 --> 00:29:26,936
Can I ask you something?
489
00:29:26,936 --> 00:29:29,508
How'd you survive that OD?
490
00:29:32,643 --> 00:29:36,381
- What do you mean?
- I mean, somebody had
to save your life, right?
491
00:29:37,314 --> 00:29:41,186
- My sister.
- Ali
Aw, man.
492
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,114
Older or younger?
493
00:29:44,114 --> 00:29:45,855
Younger. Um...
494
00:29:45,855 --> 00:29:48,827
- I have to get home, so--
- Like 12, 13?
495
00:29:50,027 --> 00:29:54,233
- I don't really understand
what the point--
- Curiosity.
496
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,527
Yeah. She was 13.
497
00:29:57,527 --> 00:30:00,268
That's some heavy shit.
But, hey.
498
00:30:00,268 --> 00:30:02,872
We've all done some bad shit
in our lives, right?
499
00:30:02,872 --> 00:30:04,476
Comes with the territory.
500
00:30:05,243 --> 00:30:09,377
But, man,
now you just got me
thinking about...
501
00:30:09,377 --> 00:30:12,915
what that does
to a 13-year-old,
a 13-year-old kid,
502
00:30:12,915 --> 00:30:15,654
who finds her big sister overdosed.
503
00:30:16,286 --> 00:30:18,453
What that moment
must do to somebody--
504
00:30:18,453 --> 00:30:21,290
how it affects
the rest of their lives,
you know,
505
00:30:21,290 --> 00:30:23,028
how it affects
their ability to trust.
506
00:30:23,894 --> 00:30:28,697
Leaves it hard for them
to get close to people,
you know, relationships.
507
00:30:28,697 --> 00:30:31,036
Makes it hard for them
to fall in love.
508
00:30:31,469 --> 00:30:34,436
Living with the fear
that at any moment,
509
00:30:34,436 --> 00:30:37,542
the rug can be ripped out
from under them,
and they lose everything.
510
00:30:38,342 --> 00:30:41,477
Especially the people
that they love.
511
00:30:41,477 --> 00:30:43,145
You ever think about that?
512
00:30:43,145 --> 00:30:45,450
Yeah, probably
fucked up for life.
513
00:30:46,450 --> 00:30:49,284
But, hey, you're gonna have
to make peace with that.
514
00:30:49,284 --> 00:30:51,186
Just like you're gonna have
to make peace with the fact
515
00:30:51,186 --> 00:30:53,154
that you could be responsible
for some shit like that,
516
00:30:53,154 --> 00:30:54,824
and then get up in front
of a whole group of people
517
00:30:54,824 --> 00:30:56,925
who are struggling
with the same issues,
518
00:30:56,925 --> 00:31:00,966
and lie about being clean.
You know what I'm saying?
519
00:31:02,799 --> 00:31:07,272
- I don't know what
you're talking about.
- Listen, young blood.
520
00:31:10,074 --> 00:31:12,511
You're playing pool
with Minnesota Fats.
521
00:31:13,544 --> 00:31:15,643
Who is Minnesota Fats?
522
00:31:15,643 --> 00:31:18,814
The greatest motherfucking
pool player that ever lived.
523
00:31:18,814 --> 00:31:20,716
Okay.
524
00:31:20,716 --> 00:31:22,882
I'm Ali.
525
00:31:24,555 --> 00:31:27,656
Let me know when you want
to stop trying to kill yourself
526
00:31:27,656 --> 00:31:29,594
and eat some pancakes.
527
00:31:45,976 --> 00:31:47,643
How was NA today?
528
00:31:50,682 --> 00:31:53,883
Uh, it was good.
I, um...
529
00:31:53,883 --> 00:31:56,554
celebrated 60 days today.
530
00:31:57,187 --> 00:31:59,655
I'm really proud of you, Rue.
531
00:31:59,655 --> 00:32:01,093
Thanks.
532
00:32:09,233 --> 00:32:11,932
- Hey.
533
00:32:12,470 --> 00:32:14,106
Hey.
534
00:32:14,839 --> 00:32:17,940
Whatcha doin'?
535
00:32:17,940 --> 00:32:19,711
- Watching My So-Called Life.
536
00:32:21,378 --> 00:32:24,541
Fuckin' Jordan Catalano.
- I know, right?
537
00:32:24,541 --> 00:32:27,152
- Right. Ugh.
538
00:32:32,889 --> 00:32:36,625
Please promise me
you will never fall
for a Jordan Catalano.
539
00:32:36,625 --> 00:32:39,564
But he's so cute.
540
00:32:42,363 --> 00:32:45,468
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
It's okay.
541
00:32:45,468 --> 00:32:47,439
Okay.
542
00:32:55,780 --> 00:32:57,249
Hey.
543
00:32:57,949 --> 00:32:59,682
Hello.
544
00:32:59,682 --> 00:33:01,520
Oh, shit. No!
545
00:33:03,886 --> 00:33:05,557
Oh.
546
00:33:06,858 --> 00:33:09,628
Okay.
547
00:33:15,299 --> 00:33:17,433
Kit... KittenKween?
548
00:33:17,433 --> 00:33:19,902
Hi.
549
00:33:19,902 --> 00:33:23,705
Hi. I'm really excited
to meet you.
550
00:33:23,705 --> 00:33:26,641
I've seen you dance
in that video, like,
a hundred times.
551
00:33:26,641 --> 00:33:30,345
- Really?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
I love your confidence.
552
00:33:30,345 --> 00:33:32,948
Well, Jesus fucking Christ,
you've gotta be one of the most
553
00:33:33,448 --> 00:33:34,883
I don't--
554
00:33:34,883 --> 00:33:37,418
I don't know about that, but...
555
00:33:37,418 --> 00:33:39,087
No, I'm serious.
I'm-- I'm not even joshing you.
556
00:33:39,087 --> 00:33:40,756
I mean... Jesus.
557
00:33:40,756 --> 00:33:42,458
But, uh, I am gonna warn you.
558
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:44,392
Uh...
559
00:33:44,392 --> 00:33:45,694
I'm kind of--
I'm kind of an odd duck.
560
00:33:49,998 --> 00:33:53,068
I mean, I'm serious.
I got some extreme kinks.
561
00:33:53,068 --> 00:33:56,038
- Okay.
- But, uh, I'm real gentle.
562
00:33:56,038 --> 00:33:58,835
- You wanna see something?
- Sure.
563
00:33:58,835 --> 00:34:00,712
- It's kind of embarrassing.
- Why?
564
00:34:11,286 --> 00:34:13,422
- Well, hat are
you laughing at?
- Oh, no...
565
00:34:13,422 --> 00:34:14,589
Have you ever seen
a penis this small before?
566
00:34:14,589 --> 00:34:18,126
Oh, my God. No, no, no.
It-it's not small.
It's not small.
567
00:34:18,126 --> 00:34:21,028
-Don't lie to me.
- I... I-I'm not lying.
568
00:34:21,028 --> 00:34:22,531
- I'm not lying.
- Tell me that you'd
never fuck me.
569
00:34:22,531 --> 00:34:26,268
Wait. What?
570
00:34:26,268 --> 00:34:28,636
-Tell me that you'd
never fuck me.
571
00:34:28,636 --> 00:34:31,105
- Uh...
- That I'm a pathetic loser.
572
00:34:31,105 --> 00:34:32,874
And I could never satisfy
some beautiful princess
like you.
573
00:34:32,874 --> 00:34:35,910
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
574
00:34:35,910 --> 00:34:36,879
- Ooh!
- Come on, tell me
you'd never fuck me.
575
00:34:36,879 --> 00:34:39,114
I-I... I-I wouldn't.
576
00:34:39,114 --> 00:34:42,884
- I really wouldn't.
577
00:34:42,884 --> 00:34:46,421
-
Tell me I'm a loser.
- Are you crying?
578
00:34:46,421 --> 00:34:47,856
Tell me I'm a pathetic loser
with a baby dick.
579
00:34:51,526 --> 00:34:54,329
- Yeah, keep making fun of me.
- Wait.
580
00:34:54,329 --> 00:34:56,627
- You want me to make fun of you?
- Oh, yes, KittenKween.
581
00:34:56,627 --> 00:34:58,200
Come on. It turns me on.
582
00:35:01,505 --> 00:35:05,969
I mean, I mean, your dick is,
like, really, really small.
583
00:35:05,969 --> 00:35:07,075
- How small is it?
- Like, medically small.
584
00:35:07,075 --> 00:35:10,045
Like, really tiny,
and I can barely see it.
585
00:35:10,045 --> 00:35:11,613
I know.
I'm pathetic.
586
00:35:11,613 --> 00:35:13,916
And no woman would ever
fuck you, because you're a big,
587
00:35:13,916 --> 00:35:17,019
disgusting piece of shit!
588
00:35:17,019 --> 00:35:17,686
I am! I am!
589
00:35:20,422 --> 00:35:22,557
Keep laughing at me!
Keep laughing at me!
590
00:35:22,557 --> 00:35:23,458
- Tell me to stop touching it.
- Please stop touching it.
591
00:35:23,458 --> 00:35:26,694
You're literally gonna
make me throw up.
592
00:35:26,694 --> 00:35:29,330
- Stop it!
- Okay, okay.
Okay, I'm sorry.
593
00:35:29,330 --> 00:35:30,698
I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
KittenKween. I'm sorry.
594
00:35:30,698 --> 00:35:35,370
So you... so you'd do
anything I tell you?
595
00:35:35,370 --> 00:35:38,673
- KittenKween,
I'd do anything you want.
- Why?
596
00:35:38,673 --> 00:35:41,410
Because you're big,
and beautiful,
and powerful, and...
597
00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:43,078
I want you to take
complete control of me.
598
00:35:43,078 --> 00:35:45,547
I want you to tell me...
599
00:35:45,547 --> 00:35:48,716
when I can come,
and when I can't come.
600
00:35:48,716 --> 00:35:50,052
And I want you to punish me
when I cheat.
601
00:35:50,052 --> 00:35:53,155
Punish you, like, how?
602
00:35:53,155 --> 00:35:55,357
I want you to fine me.
603
00:35:55,357 --> 00:35:57,859
- Wait. Like, like, money?
- Yeah.
604
00:35:57,859 --> 00:35:59,564
I wanna be your cash pig.
605
00:36:00,697 --> 00:36:05,600
But Kat didn't actually,
like, believe him.
606
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,735
Until... three days later
when she got a message.
607
00:36:07,735 --> 00:36:09,938
I wanna look cute,
but not eager.
608
00:36:09,938 --> 00:36:12,041
Then don't wear that top.
609
00:36:12,041 --> 00:36:15,177
This?
I thought it looked good.
610
00:36:15,177 --> 00:36:17,316
I don't really know if I
like this body suit, though.
611
00:36:23,554 --> 00:36:26,654
And within minutes,
612
00:36:26,654 --> 00:36:28,189
$100 in Bitcoin
was transferred to her.
613
00:36:28,189 --> 00:36:31,563
What are you looking at?
614
00:36:32,163 --> 00:36:35,931
Nothing. Just this,
um, article.
615
00:36:35,931 --> 00:36:37,533
About what?
616
00:36:37,533 --> 00:36:40,102
Um... you know, like, uh...
617
00:36:40,102 --> 00:36:41,837
the Holocaust.
618
00:36:41,837 --> 00:36:43,909
Oh. Cool.
619
00:36:45,509 --> 00:36:48,480
- Love that.
- Like, perf.
620
00:36:49,213 --> 00:36:51,679
Lex?
- It's cute.
621
00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:55,420
I wish I had your collar bones.
622
00:36:57,421 --> 00:36:59,787
I'm putting a lot of trust
into you.
623
00:36:59,787 --> 00:37:03,358
- Yeah, Cassie,
don't get pregnant.
- That's not funny, Kat.
624
00:37:03,358 --> 00:37:06,261
But don't you dare get pregnant.
625
00:37:06,261 --> 00:37:07,963
Relax, Mom.
He has a roommate.
626
00:37:07,963 --> 00:37:10,933
I want you to keep your phone on
throughout the night.
627
00:37:10,933 --> 00:37:13,301
You send me a photo
when you get back to the dorm
628
00:37:13,301 --> 00:37:16,939
- with a clock in it.
- Like a ransom photo?
629
00:37:16,939 --> 00:37:19,909
- I hate you.
- Well, I love you.
630
00:37:19,909 --> 00:37:21,914
I love you, too.
631
00:37:23,648 --> 00:37:25,884
Have fun, baby girl.
632
00:37:29,086 --> 00:37:31,619
No funny business,
Christopher!
633
00:37:31,619 --> 00:37:35,327
Yeah, no, I promise.
- Yeah, just be a gentleman.
634
00:37:38,229 --> 00:37:41,329
And don't you dare
get pregnant.
635
00:37:41,329 --> 00:37:44,336
- ♪ Oh! Oh! ♪
636
00:37:45,970 --> 00:37:47,606
♪ Oh! ♪
637
00:37:48,968 --> 00:37:50,442
- ♪ Oh ♪
638
00:37:51,342 --> 00:37:53,145
- ♪ Oh! ♪
639
00:37:53,811 --> 00:37:56,244
- That was amazing.
640
00:37:56,244 --> 00:37:57,847
I know.
641
00:37:59,918 --> 00:38:01,453
♪ Oh! ♪
642
00:38:02,721 --> 00:38:04,023
♪ Oh! ♪
643
00:38:05,757 --> 00:38:06,926
♪ Oh! ♪
644
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:09,661
♪ Oh! ♪
645
00:38:11,763 --> 00:38:13,432
♪ Oh! ♪
646
00:38:14,265 --> 00:38:15,667
♪ Oh, oh! ♪
647
00:38:17,135 --> 00:38:18,470
♪ Oh! ♪
648
00:38:20,071 --> 00:38:21,640
♪ Oh, oh! ♪
649
00:38:23,174 --> 00:38:24,676
♪ Oh! ♪
650
00:38:25,844 --> 00:38:27,579
♪ Oh, oh! ♪
651
00:38:29,709 --> 00:38:31,416
♪ Oh! ♪
652
00:38:32,684 --> 00:38:34,314
♪ Oh! ♪
653
00:38:35,286 --> 00:38:36,284
♪ Oh! ♪
654
00:38:36,284 --> 00:38:38,423
Oh, my God. Fuck.
655
00:38:41,625 --> 00:38:43,892
Hey, my mom called.
I gotta go.
656
00:38:43,892 --> 00:38:47,032
Okay, I love you. Bye.
Love you, too.
657
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,106
♪ Eh, huh ♪
658
00:38:58,106 --> 00:38:59,511
♪ Eh, hey ♪
659
00:39:00,645 --> 00:39:03,945
♪ Lost my mind again ♪
660
00:39:03,945 --> 00:39:04,780
♪ Ticking time bombs
never wait ♪
661
00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:07,916
- Out of my way, dick.
- Okay, bitch.
662
00:39:07,916 --> 00:39:09,254
♪ I might fucking blow up
in your face ♪
663
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,124
This is, like, the craziest
party I've ever been to.
664
00:39:12,656 --> 00:39:14,990
I just want to make it
through initiation.
665
00:39:14,990 --> 00:39:17,592
You will.
666
00:39:17,592 --> 00:39:20,895
♪ I don't need no medicine,
keep that shit for
the trembling ♪
667
00:39:20,895 --> 00:39:22,264
♪ Never do the welcoming,
you can hang onto the
questioning ♪
668
00:39:22,264 --> 00:39:22,764
♪ Who you think
you are, bitch? ♪
669
00:39:23,034 --> 00:39:24,503
Kill the fucking music!
670
00:39:25,202 --> 00:39:27,535
Kill the fucking music!
671
00:39:27,535 --> 00:39:30,272
- All right, listen up, bitches!
672
00:39:30,272 --> 00:39:31,974
We got some fresh meat
up in here.
673
00:39:31,974 --> 00:39:34,977
I want all your pledgie faggots
up against the wall!
674
00:39:36,845 --> 00:39:40,081
- Guy 1: Don't lose, bitch!
- Guy 2: Fuck you, bitch!
Drink this shit!
675
00:39:40,081 --> 00:39:43,285
- Woo!
- Last one to finish
gets stripped naked.
676
00:39:48,359 --> 00:39:49,761
Go, McKay!
677
00:39:51,896 --> 00:39:53,432
Woo!
678
00:39:55,433 --> 00:39:59,004
Yeah! Yeah! Woo!
679
00:40:06,175 --> 00:40:07,946
Woo!
680
00:40:08,446 --> 00:40:10,045
Yo! Strip that faggot!
681
00:40:14,446 --> 00:40:17,685
♪ Skrrt off in that Benz
in a drop top ♪
682
00:40:17,685 --> 00:40:18,954
♪ Lamborghini
in a drop top, hey ♪
683
00:40:18,954 --> 00:40:20,355
Is it still alive?
684
00:40:20,355 --> 00:40:22,325
Of course it's still
fucking alive.
685
00:40:22,325 --> 00:40:25,026
Fuck that, dude.
686
00:40:25,026 --> 00:40:26,596
♪ Lamborghini
in a drop top, drop ♪
687
00:40:26,596 --> 00:40:30,198
I don't know, dude.
688
00:40:30,198 --> 00:40:31,967
♪ I might skrrt off and then
flip a bitch off ♪
689
00:40:31,967 --> 00:40:33,901
♪ Two ounces I smoke
I told them my exhaust ♪
690
00:40:33,901 --> 00:40:35,703
♪ Get all these blue benjamins,
bitch I'm a fourth ♪
691
00:40:35,703 --> 00:40:37,605
♪ Can't relate to a worker
cuz bitch I'm a boss ♪
692
00:40:37,605 --> 00:40:38,307
♪ Float me some work
and bitch I'ma get off ♪
693
00:40:38,307 --> 00:40:40,410
- Follow my lead.
694
00:40:40,410 --> 00:40:42,881
Oh!
695
00:40:43,514 --> 00:40:47,920
Chapter President:
McKay brought the baddest bitch
in the fucking game, yo!
696
00:40:48,386 --> 00:40:50,852
♪ Prince ♪
697
00:40:50,852 --> 00:40:57,324
♪ Prince, our glorious king ♪
698
00:40:57,324 --> 00:41:00,728
- ♪ Why you acting like
you lost the crown ♪
I love you.
699
00:41:00,728 --> 00:41:04,666
♪ If you were never
wearing one ♪
700
00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:09,037
♪ Falling ever deeper
dealing cards down now ♪
701
00:41:09,037 --> 00:41:12,707
♪ You can't recognize yourself
on the deck ♪
702
00:41:12,707 --> 00:41:15,911
♪ Though they shake
in the club ♪
703
00:41:15,911 --> 00:41:18,613
♪ That ain't what he like,
I'm in love ♪
704
00:41:18,613 --> 00:41:23,313
♪ You tell me all the time,
baby ♪
705
00:41:23,313 --> 00:41:26,656
♪ It's over now,
it's all right ♪
706
00:41:26,656 --> 00:41:28,323
♪ Nobody showed up ♪
707
00:41:28,323 --> 00:41:32,227
♪ I looked away ♪
708
00:41:32,227 --> 00:41:34,597
♪ Yelling at the sky ♪
709
00:41:34,597 --> 00:41:37,666
♪ Screaming at the world ♪
710
00:41:37,666 --> 00:41:40,536
This is so depressing.
711
00:41:40,536 --> 00:41:42,607
♪ I'm still your girl ♪
712
00:41:44,241 --> 00:41:46,745
♪ Holdin' on too tight ♪
713
00:42:03,493 --> 00:42:07,662
- What's up?
- What's up, Kat?
714
00:42:07,662 --> 00:42:10,665
♪ Head good,
better give her some money ♪
715
00:42:10,665 --> 00:42:12,767
- ♪ Pussy good, better give
her some money ♪
- ♪ What? ♪
716
00:42:12,767 --> 00:42:13,501
♪ Head good, better give her
some money ♪
717
00:42:13,501 --> 00:42:15,707
Hey.
What's up?
718
00:42:16,740 --> 00:42:19,578
♪ Attitude,
give her some money ♪
719
00:42:20,277 --> 00:42:23,745
Mm... received.
All right.
720
00:42:23,745 --> 00:42:26,281
♪ Drop low,
give her some money ♪
721
00:42:26,281 --> 00:42:27,383
♪ Dressing room, 'bout
to get her some money ♪
722
00:42:27,383 --> 00:42:31,220
Twenty, 40, 60, 80, 100.
723
00:42:31,220 --> 00:42:34,089
Twenty, 40, and 60.
724
00:42:34,089 --> 00:42:35,824
One-sixty?
725
00:42:35,824 --> 00:42:38,160
Twenty percent banking fee.
726
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,831
Fine.
727
00:42:40,797 --> 00:42:44,766
Pleasure doing business
with you.
728
00:42:44,766 --> 00:42:46,271
♪ Bad bitch,
better give her some money ♪
729
00:42:46,904 --> 00:42:49,572
Do you think people are,
like, 100 percent straight?
730
00:42:49,572 --> 00:42:51,707
Like, 100 percent gay?
731
00:42:51,707 --> 00:42:54,342
No, 'cause obviously
there's, like,
732
00:42:54,342 --> 00:42:56,844
bi people, asexual, pan...
733
00:42:56,844 --> 00:43:01,382
- Sexuality is, like,
a spectrum, you know?
- Yeah. Totally.
734
00:43:01,382 --> 00:43:03,989
- Why?
- I don't know.
735
00:43:07,224 --> 00:43:10,826
Do you think straight guys
ever, like, watch gay porn?
736
00:43:10,826 --> 00:43:13,328
Not if they're
a hundred percent straight.
737
00:43:13,328 --> 00:43:14,896
You just said
it's a spectrum.
738
00:43:14,896 --> 00:43:18,170
Yeah, on either side
of the spectrum is
gay and straight.
739
00:43:18,603 --> 00:43:20,835
I fucking hate this.
740
00:43:20,835 --> 00:43:25,841
- Is this about Nate?
- No. He's, like,
super straight.
741
00:43:25,841 --> 00:43:28,438
- Is it about your dad?
- No.
742
00:43:28,438 --> 00:43:29,778
That would explain
why they're fighting.
743
00:43:29,778 --> 00:43:32,147
It's not about any guy
that I know.
744
00:43:32,147 --> 00:43:34,883
Look, all I know
is that most guys are, like,
745
00:43:34,883 --> 00:43:37,452
weird, gross,
and fucking pathetic.
746
00:43:37,452 --> 00:43:39,221
Okay, look,
if I tell you something,
747
00:43:39,221 --> 00:43:42,591
you swear on your fucking life
you won't say a word?
748
00:43:42,591 --> 00:43:44,763
Yeah.
749
00:43:52,036 --> 00:43:53,305
Hey.
750
00:43:54,272 --> 00:43:55,874
You're home.
751
00:43:56,574 --> 00:43:58,638
Thanks for the weekend.
752
00:44:04,082 --> 00:44:06,081
I love you.
753
00:44:06,081 --> 00:44:08,153
I love you more.
754
00:44:12,423 --> 00:44:17,926
♪ Geppetto, why you
pullin' my strings? ♪
755
00:44:17,926 --> 00:44:18,961
Yo!
756
00:44:18,961 --> 00:44:20,729
Sorry,
we're about to close.
757
00:44:20,729 --> 00:44:23,198
Oh, just... I want to try
a few things on.
758
00:44:23,198 --> 00:44:26,968
Okay. Be quick.
759
00:44:26,968 --> 00:44:30,075
♪ Stiletto, right through
the silver lining... ♪
760
00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:34,042
♪ I can't help it ♪
761
00:44:34,042 --> 00:44:38,413
♪ Won't you help me
find a way ♪
762
00:44:38,413 --> 00:44:41,183
♪ To the moon and back ♪
763
00:44:41,183 --> 00:44:43,453
♪ And myself, myself,
myself ♪
764
00:44:43,453 --> 00:44:44,924
Hey.
765
00:44:45,923 --> 00:44:48,758
Um, can I ask your opinion
on something?
766
00:44:48,758 --> 00:44:51,096
Yeah, sure.
767
00:44:53,063 --> 00:44:55,498
How does this look?
768
00:44:55,498 --> 00:44:57,566
♪ I am nowhere now ♪
769
00:44:57,566 --> 00:44:59,238
♪ I want you be safe ♪
770
00:45:06,102 --> 00:45:08,610
Yo!
771
00:45:08,610 --> 00:45:11,711
You hear me?
I said we're about to close.
772
00:45:12,483 --> 00:45:14,183
Oh, yeah. Sorry. Um...
773
00:45:14,183 --> 00:45:17,319
- I just wanted to buy these.
- Cool.
774
00:45:17,319 --> 00:45:19,024
You live around here?
775
00:45:19,757 --> 00:45:22,118
- No, no.
- No, word.
776
00:45:22,118 --> 00:45:24,025
This place sucks.
777
00:45:24,025 --> 00:45:25,397
Yeah.
778
00:45:26,798 --> 00:45:28,898
I'll ring you up.
779
00:45:28,898 --> 00:45:29,565
♪ Arf! Arf! ♪
780
00:45:29,565 --> 00:45:31,734
Okay.
781
00:45:31,734 --> 00:45:33,835
♪ Yeah! ♪
782
00:45:33,835 --> 00:45:35,937
♪ Yeah, uh ♪
783
00:45:35,937 --> 00:45:38,106
♪ Grrrrr,
it's what you hearin' ♪
784
00:45:38,106 --> 00:45:40,342
♪ Listen,
it's what you hearin', listen ♪
785
00:45:40,342 --> 00:45:43,311
♪ It's what you hearin',
listen ♪
786
00:45:43,311 --> 00:45:45,180
- ♪ X gon' give it to ya,
- ♪ What? ♪
787
00:45:45,180 --> 00:45:47,049
♪ Fuck waiting for you
to get it on your own ♪
788
00:45:47,049 --> 00:45:49,017
♪ X gon' deliver to ya, uh ♪
789
00:45:49,017 --> 00:45:51,019
♪ Knock, knock,
open up the door, it's real ♪
790
00:45:51,019 --> 00:45:53,188
♪ With the nonstop pop-pop
of stainless steel ♪
791
00:45:53,188 --> 00:45:54,724
♪ Go hard,
gettin' busy wit it ♪
792
00:45:54,724 --> 00:45:56,752
♪ But I got such a good heart ♪
793
00:45:56,752 --> 00:45:58,827
♪ That I'll make a motherfucker
wonder if he did it ♪
794
00:45:58,827 --> 00:46:01,029
♪ Damn right,
and I'll do it again ♪
795
00:46:01,029 --> 00:46:03,331
♪ 'Cause I am right,
so I gots to win ♪
796
00:46:03,331 --> 00:46:05,233
- ♪ Break bread with the enemy ♪
- ♪ What? ♪
797
00:46:05,233 --> 00:46:07,135
♪ No matter how many cats
I break bread with ♪
798
00:46:07,135 --> 00:46:09,804
♪ I break who you sending me ♪
799
00:46:09,804 --> 00:46:11,974
♪ You motherfuckers
never wanted nothing
but your life saved ♪
800
00:46:11,974 --> 00:46:13,241
♪ Bitch, and that's
on a light day ♪
801
00:46:13,241 --> 00:46:14,943
♪ I'm gettin' down,
down ♪
802
00:46:14,943 --> 00:46:16,544
♪ Like a nigga said,
"Freeze!" ♪
803
00:46:16,544 --> 00:46:18,846
♪ But won't be the one
ending up on his knees ♪
804
00:46:18,846 --> 00:46:21,283
♪ Bitch, please,
if the only thing
you cats did ♪
805
00:46:21,283 --> 00:46:24,519
♪ Was came out to play,
stay out my way, motherfucker ♪
806
00:46:24,519 --> 00:46:26,487
♪ First we gonna rock,
then we gonna roll,
then we let it pop... ♪
807
00:46:26,487 --> 00:46:28,190
Ooh. You look different.
808
00:46:28,190 --> 00:46:30,793
- What?
809
00:46:30,793 --> 00:46:33,065
You look different.
810
00:46:34,565 --> 00:46:37,967
I changed.
811
00:46:37,967 --> 00:46:40,172
♪ Let it go, let it go,
X gon' give it to ya! ♪
812
00:46:44,476 --> 00:46:45,844
Rue!
813
00:46:47,111 --> 00:46:50,212
Hey.
- Guess what?
814
00:46:50,212 --> 00:46:51,981
What?
815
00:46:51,981 --> 00:46:54,249
Okay, well, actually, first,
816
00:46:54,249 --> 00:46:58,254
you are the best soft-core
pornographer in the game.
817
00:46:58,254 --> 00:47:00,089
So thank you.
818
00:47:00,089 --> 00:47:02,991
And second...
Tyler wants to meet.
819
00:47:02,991 --> 00:47:05,794
- Like, for real?
- Yeah.
820
00:47:05,794 --> 00:47:07,463
- In, like, person?
- Yeah.
821
00:47:07,463 --> 00:47:08,697
- That's cool.
- Yeah.
822
00:47:08,697 --> 00:47:09,732
Where?
823
00:47:09,732 --> 00:47:11,967
- The lake.
- When?
824
00:47:11,967 --> 00:47:14,339
On Saturday,
after the carnival.
825
00:47:14,973 --> 00:47:17,373
Like at... at night?
826
00:47:17,373 --> 00:47:19,144
Of course. Yeah.
827
00:47:19,944 --> 00:47:25,046
That doesn't...
seem, like, a little weird?
828
00:47:25,046 --> 00:47:27,315
No. Sis, you watch
way too much Dateline.
829
00:47:27,315 --> 00:47:30,189
Relax, like, he's our age.
It's fine.
830
00:47:31,355 --> 00:47:34,022
Jules, you don't think
that maybe...
831
00:47:34,022 --> 00:47:38,561
you should like meet him
at the carnival,
like, in public?
832
00:47:38,561 --> 00:47:41,396
I mean,
we can't, like...
833
00:47:41,396 --> 00:47:45,266
He's a jock.
His mom is super conservative.
834
00:47:45,266 --> 00:47:47,135
It's, like,
a tough situation.
It doesn't work.
835
00:47:47,135 --> 00:47:49,739
Honestly, Jules,
I don't really care
about the situation,
836
00:47:49,739 --> 00:47:51,706
because it just doesn't
seem safe.
837
00:47:51,706 --> 00:47:54,704
I've been in situations
that are way less safe. Like...
838
00:47:54,704 --> 00:47:56,645
Okay, but that's not
really the point, right?
839
00:47:56,645 --> 00:47:58,951
The point is,
it's dangerous.
840
00:48:00,217 --> 00:48:03,452
Rue, this is the difference
between, like, you and me. Like...
841
00:48:03,452 --> 00:48:05,320
I don't always get the privilege
of meeting people
842
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,955
in front of a fucking audience
or something. Like...
843
00:48:06,955 --> 00:48:08,556
Like, people here know
I'm trans--
844
00:48:08,556 --> 00:48:10,625
That doesn't mean that you
have to meet this dude
845
00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:13,496
at, like, a fucking deserted
lake in the middle of nowhere.
846
00:48:13,496 --> 00:48:16,168
Okay? It seems insane.
847
00:48:16,928 --> 00:48:20,639
Out of everyone in the world,
I wanted to tell you.
848
00:48:21,372 --> 00:48:24,440
'Cause I thought
you'd be happy.
849
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,211
But fuck it.
850
00:49:18,095 --> 00:49:20,863
- Hey, Rue.
- Hey, um, is Jules here?
851
00:49:20,863 --> 00:49:22,998
- Yeah, she's upstairs.
- Can I, um...
852
00:49:22,998 --> 00:49:25,200
- Of course. Come on.
- Okay.
853
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,003
Jules, Rue's here!
854
00:49:40,518 --> 00:49:42,687
Hey. Um...
855
00:49:43,353 --> 00:49:45,390
I don't want to fight with you.
856
00:49:46,423 --> 00:49:49,328
I don't want to fight
with you, either.
857
00:49:50,695 --> 00:49:53,465
Um...
858
00:49:55,532 --> 00:49:58,699
You have to understand
that I just want you
to be safe, okay?
859
00:49:58,699 --> 00:50:02,674
I just, I don't want anything
bad to happen to you.
860
00:50:05,009 --> 00:50:07,142
And, you know,
you just can't be mad at me
861
00:50:07,142 --> 00:50:08,443
for wanting you to be okay.
862
00:50:08,443 --> 00:50:11,880
You can say I'm being
anxious, you know?
863
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:13,816
Just...
864
00:50:13,816 --> 00:50:15,917
It hurts my heart too much.
865
00:50:15,917 --> 00:50:17,152
And...
866
00:50:17,152 --> 00:50:20,455
- It just, I--
- I'm not mad at you.
867
00:50:20,455 --> 00:50:22,892
You're the best thing
that's happened to me
in a really long time,
868
00:50:22,892 --> 00:50:24,859
and I just--
I-I just don't want...
869
00:50:24,859 --> 00:50:28,263
anything bad to happen,
so, just, please don't be
mad at me. Okay, Jules?
870
00:50:28,263 --> 00:50:30,666
- Just don't be mad.
- I'm sorry.
871
00:50:33,771 --> 00:50:35,074
I get it.
872
00:50:36,106 --> 00:50:37,676
I love you.
873
00:50:38,576 --> 00:50:40,312
I really do.
874
00:50:41,012 --> 00:50:44,783
I love you, too.
875
00:50:52,690 --> 00:50:54,923
You're a mess,
you know that?
876
00:50:54,923 --> 00:50:56,828
So are you.
877
00:51:02,266 --> 00:51:05,470
I hate everyone else
in the world but you.
878
00:51:17,114 --> 00:51:20,080
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I should go.
879
00:51:21,953 --> 00:51:23,588
Fuck!
880
00:51:34,595 --> 00:51:37,766
- Who is it?
It's me.
Open the door.
881
00:51:37,766 --> 00:51:39,671
Fuck.
882
00:51:42,004 --> 00:51:44,944
Not today, Rue.
I'm sorry.
883
00:51:45,409 --> 00:51:48,844
- Come on, man.
Don't be a dick.
- Nah, I'm serious.
884
00:51:48,844 --> 00:51:50,912
You can't come in.
885
00:51:50,912 --> 00:51:54,215
Look, man, all I--
All I need is just,
like, a few OCs.
886
00:51:54,215 --> 00:51:55,817
- That's all.
- Sorry, I can't help you.
887
00:51:55,817 --> 00:51:59,221
Fez? Fez, I've had a really
fucked up day, all right?
888
00:51:59,221 --> 00:52:01,289
Look, it's been a really,
really fucked up day, okay?
889
00:52:01,289 --> 00:52:03,123
So I need you to open the door
for me, okay?
890
00:52:03,123 --> 00:52:06,798
- Can you open the door, please?
- I'm not gonna help you
kill yourself, Rue.
891
00:52:09,333 --> 00:52:13,468
I'm sorry, but, you can't be
coming over here no more.
892
00:52:13,468 --> 00:52:16,004
- Just go home.
- Don't-- Fez!
893
00:52:16,004 --> 00:52:18,273
Don't close the-- Fuck!
894
00:52:18,273 --> 00:52:21,442
Fez, open the fucking door, please?
895
00:52:21,442 --> 00:52:23,916
I'm begging you
just to open the door.
896
00:52:25,283 --> 00:52:27,882
Fez! You're full of shit, man.
897
00:52:27,882 --> 00:52:30,918
You know you make your living
off of selling drugs
to teenagers.
898
00:52:30,918 --> 00:52:34,656
And now all of a sudden,
you want to have a fucking
moral high ground?
899
00:52:34,656 --> 00:52:37,993
You're a fucking dropout
drug dealer. You know that?
900
00:52:37,993 --> 00:52:39,661
You're a fucking
dropout drug dealer
901
00:52:39,661 --> 00:52:42,634
with seven functioning
fucking brain cells.
902
00:52:43,768 --> 00:52:46,205
- Open the door!
903
00:52:46,871 --> 00:52:48,638
Fuck you!
904
00:52:48,638 --> 00:52:50,771
Fuck you, Fez. Okay?
905
00:52:50,771 --> 00:52:53,241
Are you doing this
because you care about me?
906
00:52:53,241 --> 00:52:56,011
If you gave a shit about me,
you wouldn't have sold me
907
00:52:56,011 --> 00:52:58,313
the fucking drugs
in the first place!
908
00:52:58,313 --> 00:53:01,517
But you did!
You fucking did!
909
00:53:01,517 --> 00:53:04,186
So open the goddamned door!
910
00:53:04,186 --> 00:53:05,620
Open the door!
911
00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:07,990
- I can't do it, Rue.
I'm sorry.
- Open the door!
912
00:53:07,990 --> 00:53:10,930
Open the door!
Open the door!
913
00:53:12,664 --> 00:53:14,299
Open the door.
914
00:53:17,199 --> 00:53:19,930
You did this to me!
915
00:53:19,930 --> 00:53:23,542
You fucking--
You did this to me, Fez.
916
00:53:24,976 --> 00:53:27,709
You fucking ruined
my life!
917
00:53:27,709 --> 00:53:32,247
The least you could do is
open the goddamned door
and fix it!
918
00:53:32,247 --> 00:53:35,683
I'm fucking serious.
I'm so fucking serious.
919
00:53:35,683 --> 00:53:39,720
If you don't open this door
right now, I swear to God,
920
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:43,462
I will hate you,
till the day I fucking die.
921
00:53:46,297 --> 00:53:47,963
I'm sorry.
922
00:53:49,330 --> 00:53:52,804
You fucking did this to me!
923
00:53:53,637 --> 00:53:56,338
Open the fucking door.
924
00:53:56,338 --> 00:53:58,341
- Open the door, Fez!
925
00:53:58,341 --> 00:54:00,142
Come on, man!
926
00:54:00,142 --> 00:54:02,381
- That is so fucked up!
927
00:54:08,887 --> 00:54:12,021
♪ Ah ♪
928
00:54:12,021 --> 00:54:15,257
♪ Doing it all for love ♪
929
00:54:15,257 --> 00:54:18,961
♪ Doing it all ♪
930
00:54:18,961 --> 00:54:21,666
♪ Doing it all for love ♪
931
00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:26,235
♪ Whoa ♪
932
00:54:26,235 --> 00:54:29,237
♪ Taking it all for love ♪
933
00:54:29,237 --> 00:54:33,008
♪ Taking it all ♪
934
00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:35,411
♪ Taking it all for love ♪
935
00:54:35,411 --> 00:54:38,850
Hey, um... is this Ali?
936
00:54:39,451 --> 00:54:42,517
Uh, this is Rue.
937
00:54:42,517 --> 00:54:45,253
I was just calling
to see if maybe you
938
00:54:45,253 --> 00:54:48,760
still wanted to get pancakes
or something?
939
00:54:53,995 --> 00:54:56,565
♪ Taking it all for love ♪
940
00:54:56,565 --> 00:54:58,070
♪ Taking it all ♪
941
00:54:59,270 --> 00:55:02,474
♪ Taking it all ♪
942
00:55:06,210 --> 00:55:10,079
♪ Doing it all for love ♪
943
00:55:10,079 --> 00:55:12,682
♪ Doing it all ♪
944
00:55:12,682 --> 00:55:16,421
♪ Doing it all for love ♪
945
00:56:20,351 --> 00:56:23,088
♪ Taking it all for love ♪
946
00:56:24,055 --> 00:56:26,091
♪ Taking it all ♪
69903
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