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All right, guys, come on in. Get in there. Let's go.

Come on. Hurry up. Let's go.

Come on. What's this noise about? Chill the fuck out. Yeah, what the fuck?

What's happening here? We need to get your attention.

What's happening?

Yeah, ma 'am. You know what?

Fellas.

Oh, okay. Yeah, you sit right here.

Yeah, you better pull up in my mama's chair.

Hey, you sit right here, all right?

Ma 'am, I hate to break the news to you, but you suspect your son's a shopper.

What? No,

no way.

Not my, not my stepson. No.

Man, my camera's all over the store. Say something different, okay?

They're the clerks. They're at the front.

No. They've been positively identified.

They're the only... Hillbillies. Yeah. Why the fuck are you calling him a

hillbilly? Or a redneck, I was going to say. Hey,

hey, hey. You're a visitor, right?

Oh, so Matt, the other fact of the matter is you're in the city.

You're free to stick all sorts of things just the way you are.

And if your son's...

I really think you guys

have the wrong guy. I don't think that sounds good.

No. I mean, I didn't see anyone else walking around with flannels today, did

you? No.

Where are you folks from?

We're from the country.

Okay. Don't worry about where we're from.

You shut your fucking mouth.

I'll get to you next. I'm not even on here yet.

All right, ma 'am. It's obvious that you're not going to take our word for

so we're going to do a little search right now. We'll let you do your son's.

Yeah.

We'll let you do the search, then. You're the mother. You're the guardian.

I have to search the place?

Well, we can call the police.

No, no, no.

You don't need to break. You don't need to break.

No, the police don't need to know.

No, the police don't need to know. You know what? If you want to start with the

metal, check it first.

Should we?

Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, do the metal detector.

You like to talk a lot. Go right ahead.

Because I'm fucking clean. Very wasteful. I'm trying to enjoy my trip to

city. Nothing, bro. See?

What's that? What's that?

What is that?

Nothing, I swear.

There's nothing in there. What is that?

What? All right, you first. You first. Step up here. Let go.

You guys are out of control.

Let's go. Pat him down.

Pat him down. I have to pat my son. I'm not fucking picking.

He's not my son.

Okay. That mom, though? Yeah, yeah.

That's so fucking weird.

Start with his arms.

Make it quick.

Make it quick. Make it quick.

It'll be great. Arms up higher. You probably like this, don't you, you

fucking... Get in there. Get in there.

Oh. Oh. God, feel around.

Oh. Oh.

Stick it in there. Stick it in. There you go. These guards are a little

I think they like watching boys get felt up.

What did I just find, Axel?

Uh, what?

Uh, thank you, ma 'am. Oh, thank you. Look at that.

Hey, hey. What?

You sit back down there.

Video game? I don't know how they got in there, Mom.

All right, you next.

Hands out.

Spread those legs.

Alright, you guys caught it. He doesn't have nothing. Yeah, I didn't take shit.

You should have a little spirit job, alright?

I don't feel anything here.

You didn't feel anything last time either. Get up in there.

There you go. Put it in there. Let's go. What's in there?

Dig in there. What the fuck?

Video games?

Four video games.

What the fuck?

I really have no idea how those got there. We didn't take them.

Then how did they end up in here overall?

Oh, man, I hate to break the news to you, but we're going to have to call the

police. We're going to have to get them out of here. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait,

wait, wait, wait.

What? I mean, guys, I mean.

It's a fucking video game. It's not even more than $100.

They don't.

Collectively, they're almost $400.

It's a great amount of grand theft, isn't it?

$250.

Don't call the police. I'll do whatever it takes to protect my son.

I'm sorry. There's not so much you can do.

Just please keep the police out of it. They've had some trouble in the past and

I don't want to bring anything up.

Why are you bringing up our pet?

Well, we're in trouble either way, all right? Fuck, I didn't want them to know

that we got caught.

Now we're really screwed.

Don't tell them what we did, at least. The police aren't going to come. No, we

don't need the police.

We don't need the police.

We have no choice.

Her kids have a prior, right?

We have options.

Do we not have options?

I mean, given that they stole something, I mean, who said that the mother

hasn't? Maybe he stole something, right? I haven't. She would never. She's a

saint. We haven't even checked her yet. Well, her voice is pretty evil, so I

think we should maybe pop a little church right here. Like that?

Fine. Maybe we should see if she has anything.

See,

I don't hear that device going off.

Exactly.

What's that?

What's that smartass? What is that, huh? There's no way she has anything.

Anything. I don't know about that.

Jack, what do you think? I don't know.

Maybe I should at least have a weapon.

Whoa.

I can't tell.

I don't know. She might have something in her.

I don't know. I can't tell if that's a wire in the bra or some sort of weapon.

don't have a wire. I don't have a weapon.

I don't know. You're going to have to pay the top off and show us.

What? I'm not going to watch this. I'm leaving. You busted us.

I don't know about that. I could go sit in the other room, bro. Hey, sit there

and shut up. Yes.

You put your mom in this position, right?

Maybe it would take us a little bit too long.

Maybe if you were to offer to pay for the merchandise that you've stolen,

then we could work something out.

Yeah, just pay the guys.

Come on.

We're from the country. We're from out of town. We don't have that kind of

money. Out of town, no money, kids already have a history, huh?

Yeah, we're... You're going to have to... Oh, that's a tough luck now.

going to have to take the top off. Come on. Take the top?

The whole top?

We need to make sure that she... Hey, hey, you sit down there or we're going

call the cops.

I'll check that.

Let's go. Give it to me. Okay.

She was awesome there.

That's a piece of fabric.

Yeah, well, maybe the judge of that. I made it myself.

She's got nothing.

Well, you're just going to double check here, right? You're going to double

check. You got your mom in trouble here and she said, you know, she wants to

help get you out of here. So, as long as she didn't steal anything, maybe, you

know, maybe we can work something out down the road, huh?

I don't know. I mean, it looks like... It does look like metal, huh?

It's just a piercing.

Yeah, I wonder if this piercing is from Moscow. What are you doing? I can't

really tell. No, it's not.

Hey, sit down. Sit down. Sit down.

Yeah, but, you know, I mean, our store does carry this, so, you know. This

kind of familiar, too. No one cares. No.

This is from home.

You know, man, a game store sells nickel beads. I want this one. Yeah, I want

this one.

in a rodeo back home. Yeah, you know, we're going to have to take a little bit

of a closer look at that.

We're going to have to take everything off.

Everything is not from the store, okay?

You just want to see the belt?

No, we want the bra. I've got to make sure that these are not from our store.

I've got to make sure you didn't shove anything up the hoo -ha.

Yeah, we haven't even gone to the cavity search. The what the fuck? That's a

cavity search. Cavity search?

Yeah, cavity search.

necessary. Oh, yes. It's in spite of the protocol.

Your fingers ain't getting nowhere near me.

Yeah, that's a lie.

You stick having a thirst in your mom, fella. All right?

No, you feel better when I get down there. No, it's the ball cost.

What else? A bra, too, man.

A bra, boots, the whole thing.

A bra and a boot.

Just a bra and a boot?

Yeah. I can't believe you guys are... Mom, if you would have bought us a damn

game, we would have had a deal. Why are you so fucking stingy? Yeah.

Give me that shit.

Leroy had one. Let me see this.

Jack, what did you expect? Cover your eyes.

Yeah, sure.

Those are pretty fancy.

Someone says they don't have any money, huh?

No, no. Their cubics are calling you out.

Guys,

what the fuck?

Well, alright, man.

Oh, okay.

Put your hands on the table. Okay.

I'll hold the flashlight for you.

Drop the panties, ma 'am.

Boys watching?

No.

Hey, hey, hey. You take your hands off. You fucking watch this shit, right?

You see that?

Yeah, what the fuck? It's my mom's pussy, bro. Holy shit.

It is kind of nice.

Okay. Okay. I get it. Okay.

What? Just making sure there's nothing in there.

Nick, get your hand out of your pants.

What? Get your hand out of your pants right now.

You got caught again, bro?

I already told you when you were in the shower.

I was just a little bit itchy. I think Nick likes it. What do you think?

Yeah, you know, he might have to think for his mom, huh? I think it seems that

way. He looks the type to. Is that not in his family?

I don't feel anything in there, Mike, but you know what? My fingers aren't as

long as yours. You probably took a closer look.

Okay.

I still don't know.

All right, it's coming down here.

Okay, there's a little water. Look at that, huh?

Yeah. Just a little bit in there. Okay.

A little pressure, yeah.

I'm just going to make sure there's nothing in there.

Okay.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh

-huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

We'll find out in a little bit.

Yeah, it keeps on getting tighter and tighter.

I mean, yeah.

My mom would never enjoy this.

I mean, you know. She is a woman of her word.

Her body is saying something else right now. I can feel it.

Trust me, they think my first cavity search, right?

Mom, are you going to fall over?

Mom, are you boning?

Yeah, look, her legs are shaking and everything, huh?

Look at that.

That must be earthquake.

Uh -huh.

I don't feel like I'm shaking.

Me neither.

Well, I think you're having a great little time here, huh?

What? Are you enjoying yourself? Nothing, no.

She's at the rodeo or something.

Uh -huh, yeah, it is.

Oh, wow.

She's going back and forth on us.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay.

Let's see.

Well, you know, everything checks out.

You're lucky.

Well, ma 'am, turn around.

What we have here is a pretty bad situation for your sons here.

They've been in trouble with the law.

They've been a past student for years' record and everything.

I'm going to have to look for them to keep on getting in trouble the way they

are, huh?

Well,

you know we really wanted that one.

Oh, wow. I mean, you did hear that. You did mention that. You said you wanted to

do whatever to get out of this, right?

Yeah. Yeah, anything but the... Don't call the police.

Anything but the police. The police don't need to be here.

I mean, you do also understand if we, you know, if we do let you go, right?

Like, it does cost a job. So, like, you know... I mean, you're all cops. It's

not that important.

I mean, it's our livelihood.

Yeah. It's on the payroll.

I'm 20 years in. He's 25, you know. I'm close to retirement. He could be a real

prospect now. Do you even get a pension?

Yeah, once we hit our 30 -year mark.

Perp's away. We sure do. And, you know, the fact that your mom is willing to do

anything. Willing to maybe do anything, boy.

I think we might be able to work some sort of deal.

I don't know about that. You guys are being fucking weird, bro.

I don't know. Hey, you two turn around. Hey, you two turn around. You're just

jerking off men and women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was, not me. That was itchy.

Maybe if, um... You know, you help me and my partner out with our... Like,

son's here. We're here at Mall Cops, and we're worrying our job isn't how lonely

we are.

Yeah. Pretty woman like you. Yeah.

Pleasing, you know, the both of us, making sure that we both come all over

face or something like that. You two boys are gonna join in.

What the? No way I can fuck my mom. Yeah, what the fuck? Well, you're going

today. Either that or you're going to go to jail.

Those are your two options, gentlemen.

You're asking us to put ourselves in an invulnerable situation. We could lose

our jobs. What are you supposed to do? Walk out?

I don't want anyone to lose their job.

I don't.

Well,

I can't think of any other solution here. I can even call the police. No.

Police aren't needed.

So, we have a deal. I ain't going back.

Yeah, never again.

So, what, do these guys have felonies or something? They get a previous pass?

Don't tell us.

Don't say anything.

They do.

Fuck! What the fuck? Tell them! They have two felonies each. Oh, wow.

This will be a third.

Third strikes a charm. Minds up, they say in the state.

They'll go away for like 20 years.

I can't let that happen to them. They're good boys.

We are. We're upstanding citizens.

We are God -fearing people.

Well, ma 'am, I don't know. It's a situation.

You know,

we call the cops or you just take all four of our dicks.

That's pretty much it.

I don't know. I can't think of any other way out of this, Mike, aside from

the... You know, I... He's got it. Yeah, I mean, if he's just letting you go for

free, he's my job. I can't go back. Yeah, I don't think so.

I told you never again.

I can't... We can't leave your job. They can't go back. I mean, you're the only

person here that can help Wolf War without me. You know what I'm saying?

Dude, it ain't gonna be as bad as me going to prison.

Yeah, you know how to fuck them up. You know what happens there.

They'll be the pink cushion in prison.

No,

that's not happening.

Why did you do this? I mean... I wanted a new damn game, shit! Yeah!

XT -8000, come on! You couldn't have just waited?

It's boring on the farm.

You could have just milked a couple more cows for later? Fucking shoved some

more corn? Fuck that shit, I was trying to play the game. Yeah, those udders, I

don't want to see one again.

Really? Your udders are... Never mind.

What? Not the... Not the... I don't know.

I don't know. Why so mighty?

Well, ma 'am, this is the two choices here. Fine. Okay.

I said I would do whatever it takes.

Shut up, those panties.

Okay. So if I have sex with you guys and

my son, then you'll let us go?

Yeah. That's the deal? That's the deal.

That's a pretty straightforward, yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Not quite, but right to the end.

Step right up. We should have her address her boys, though.

Gentlemen,

shall we?

All right, gentlemen, get those sticks out.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Okay.

I want your boys on the line.

All right, Mama Bear.

That's all.

I don't think we need to be here to watch this

Yeah. Yeah.

Why are both of your dicks -

Because we don't want to go back to prison. Yeah.

We can't go back.

I'm not going to lie.

I think about fucking my mom all the time.

What? What?

I knew it. That's why he was jerking off early.

I'm so disappointed.

Man, I hate to break the news to you, but not only are your sons thieves, but

they're also fucking perverts.

Barely.

If

you're

going to do it, I like my nuts up, too.

Oh, man, you can get into it then, huh?

Yeah, and I like my head stroked a little also.

You should at least know how to please your sons, probably.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll keep you boys in there.

They know what they want.

Fuck, can't help it.

We're good to go

Anything to get out of jail. Yeah.

You don't want Tyrone fucking you instead, huh?

He's gonna fuck you, Mom.

I bet you know all about Tyrone.

Trust me, son, I don't.

That's why you've been talking to him all day.

And that's why I'm fucking him on right now, right?

He's talking about another guy. For real.

That's so sad.

Yeah, I can tell by how enthusiastic you sound.

I really don't want to go to jail.

We have no choice.

We're in jail.

How does she feel, bro?

She feels really tight.

Feels like home.

Home, sweet home.

There's nothing like feeling at home.

You

know,

I think you should try it, man.

You sure?

Yeah, bro. Come on.

If I got to, I ain't going back.

Exactly.

Fuck your mama good, okay?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, mama.

I'm talking about my dick being hard. Why is that pussy so wet?

You're not done yet.

I'm going to fuck her until I hear your mum orgasm. How's that?

Is that a good answer?

Oh, thank God.

Oh, thank God.

I ain't making her come. You should.

Okay, I'll get in there again. I don't want to go to jail.

Don't be so rough, young man.

Okay.

Do you want to get out of this punishment or not?

You should be nice to your mother, huh?

She's a lady fucker.

Yeah.

I mean... Dang,

I didn't know you could handle all this dick at once, Mom.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe this is happening.

You guys.

Okay.

It ain't over yet, Mom.

You're almost there.

How much longer?

You don't know.

Wait, wait. Put both hands in one mouth.

What's that?

Whatever you want.

Get over here.

You're an eager fella.

Yes, sir. I've got a complaint. I'll take a turn at it.

I don't know.

I don't know.

We need to be gentle.

We've got to get out of this.

Let's just sit there and take it.

Yeah, we really need to be gentle.

You made your mom do this because you guys put your mom in a situation to kill

her, right? She had to come and make a deal to fuck her.

Could both of you send it to your mom?

Yeah. Sure.

I can't believe you guys got me into this mess.

Oh, fuck.

Stay close together.

Here.

Thank you. Thank

you.

Okay, but only because I don't want to go to jail.

Sure it is.

We're not going to go to jail, okay?

Not after this you won't be.

Not that right.

Oh, she's looking at her take -to -take.

Oh. She looks like she's done this before for sure.

Hey, quiet down.

You're a naughty girl.

You're a naughty girl, Mom.

Hey. You're a naughty girl, Mom.

She is.

That's why she reads.

She reads your email.

Yes.

Okay. Forget

about

your sons back there. Yeah. I know.

So are

you guys sorry or not?

Honestly, not really.

Yeah. I'm actually kind of happy about this. Yeah.

Can we keep those video games after this?

What do you say, Jack? You think you should help me keep the video games? Oh,

depends.

I'm going to have to keep cooperating, I guess.

You going to cooperate?

I'm better than cooperating. I'm good with it. We get to fuck our mom. We get

get the video games and leave. I'm good.

That pussy's good, too. I ain't even going to lie.

And so's her mouth.

Yeah, and our mouth's back here.

about that. Yeah, it keeps choking you.

Get it out of there.

I can't believe this is happening.

I love

sucking your cock.

Say it like you mean it. I love sucking your cock. I love when you suck my cock.

You go first man, yeah, you got first last time

I'm going to be taken.

If I'm too gentle, I ain't going to let it come to this.

Come

on,

let's get it turned in.

Okay, fine.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, let me help you out. I'll get these off for you.

I think they're going to help your mom out a little bit.

I just want her to be comfortable while she gets fucked by all these dicks.

Now they're fucked.

Damn.

Oh, fuck.

When you guys get back in there.

Don't forget about your son, Dick.

Uh -huh.

Get down. Get down.

Are you sure, guys? Yeah.

Holy sh...

Excuse everyone else's voice, help them out, huh?

Here, his neck.

His neck.

Come on. Get this over with.

You want to go?

Yeah, I'll go next. All right, there you go.

Go for your mother's face.

Come on, you mother's face.

Come on.

Yeah,

it's something together, huh? Look at that.

Maybe they're identical or something.

Love you guys. A lesson here?

Yeah. Yeah.

Sure? That our mom's pussy feels really good.

Bomb as fuck.

That's a good lesson. And the new games are cool. Can we have them?

Yeah, fuck it, right? Oh, no. Oh, no. What'd you learn, mom?

That your sons come and it's delicious?

Yeah.

All right, well, you two have a lovely rest of your trip and get the fuck out

here. Oh, I can't wait to get out of here. Get out of here. Woo!