1 00:00:21,070 --> 00:00:22,810 All right, guys, come on in. Get in there. Let's go. 2 00:00:23,470 --> 00:00:24,950 Come on. Hurry up. Let's go. 3 00:00:25,430 --> 00:00:28,850 Come on. What's this noise about? Chill the fuck out. Yeah, what the fuck? 4 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:31,350 What's happening here? We need to get your attention. 5 00:00:31,650 --> 00:00:32,449 What's happening? 6 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:34,170 Yeah, ma 'am. You know what? 7 00:00:34,770 --> 00:00:35,770 Fellas. 8 00:00:36,230 --> 00:00:37,790 Oh, okay. Yeah, you sit right here. 9 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:40,310 Yeah, you better pull up in my mama's chair. 10 00:00:40,710 --> 00:00:42,270 Hey, you sit right here, all right? 11 00:00:43,270 --> 00:00:47,310 Ma 'am, I hate to break the news to you, but you suspect your son's a shopper. 12 00:00:48,070 --> 00:00:49,330 What? No, 13 00:00:50,030 --> 00:00:50,709 no way. 14 00:00:50,710 --> 00:00:53,190 Not my, not my stepson. No. 15 00:00:53,650 --> 00:00:57,510 Man, my camera's all over the store. Say something different, okay? 16 00:00:57,810 --> 00:00:59,230 They're the clerks. They're at the front. 17 00:00:59,550 --> 00:01:01,370 No. They've been positively identified. 18 00:01:01,630 --> 00:01:05,690 They're the only... Hillbillies. Yeah. Why the fuck are you calling him a 19 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:07,630 hillbilly? Or a redneck, I was going to say. Hey, 20 00:01:10,450 --> 00:01:11,470 hey, hey. You're a visitor, right? 21 00:01:12,310 --> 00:01:14,470 Oh, so Matt, the other fact of the matter is you're in the city. 22 00:01:14,670 --> 00:01:16,890 You're free to stick all sorts of things just the way you are. 23 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:18,210 And if your son's... 24 00:01:18,510 --> 00:01:25,510 I really think you guys 25 00:01:25,510 --> 00:01:29,730 have the wrong guy. I don't think that sounds good. 26 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:36,030 No. I mean, I didn't see anyone else walking around with flannels today, did 27 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:37,030 you? No. 28 00:01:38,670 --> 00:01:39,790 Where are you folks from? 29 00:01:41,030 --> 00:01:42,090 We're from the country. 30 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,270 Okay. Don't worry about where we're from. 31 00:01:44,590 --> 00:01:45,990 You shut your fucking mouth. 32 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:48,340 I'll get to you next. I'm not even on here yet. 33 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:53,520 All right, ma 'am. It's obvious that you're not going to take our word for 34 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:57,580 so we're going to do a little search right now. We'll let you do your son's. 35 00:01:58,140 --> 00:01:59,140 Yeah. 36 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:01,560 We'll let you do the search, then. You're the mother. You're the guardian. 37 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:03,380 I have to search the place? 38 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,400 Well, we can call the police. 39 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:06,639 No, no, no. 40 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,180 You don't need to break. You don't need to break. 41 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,979 No, the police don't need to know. 42 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,560 No, the police don't need to know. You know what? If you want to start with the 43 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:13,560 metal, check it first. 44 00:02:14,180 --> 00:02:15,180 Should we? 45 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:16,380 Yeah. 46 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,820 Okay. Yeah, do the metal detector. 47 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,560 You like to talk a lot. Go right ahead. 48 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:24,160 Because I'm fucking clean. Very wasteful. I'm trying to enjoy my trip to 49 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,040 city. Nothing, bro. See? 50 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:28,620 What's that? What's that? 51 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:29,960 What is that? 52 00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:31,380 Nothing, I swear. 53 00:02:31,580 --> 00:02:32,580 There's nothing in there. What is that? 54 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:41,080 What? All right, you first. You first. Step up here. Let go. 55 00:02:41,460 --> 00:02:43,440 You guys are out of control. 56 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:45,680 Let's go. Pat him down. 57 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:48,780 Pat him down. I have to pat my son. I'm not fucking picking. 58 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,040 He's not my son. 59 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,720 Okay. That mom, though? Yeah, yeah. 60 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,140 That's so fucking weird. 61 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,359 Start with his arms. 62 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,360 Make it quick. 63 00:02:56,420 --> 00:02:58,700 Make it quick. Make it quick. 64 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:02,140 It'll be great. Arms up higher. You probably like this, don't you, you 65 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:06,660 fucking... Get in there. Get in there. 66 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,480 Oh. Oh. God, feel around. 67 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:09,820 Oh. Oh. 68 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,580 Stick it in there. Stick it in. There you go. These guards are a little 69 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,800 I think they like watching boys get felt up. 70 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,740 What did I just find, Axel? 71 00:03:20,140 --> 00:03:21,380 Uh, what? 72 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:25,340 Uh, thank you, ma 'am. Oh, thank you. Look at that. 73 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,320 Hey, hey. What? 74 00:03:27,580 --> 00:03:28,680 You sit back down there. 75 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:31,740 Video game? I don't know how they got in there, Mom. 76 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,240 All right, you next. 77 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:35,520 Hands out. 78 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:38,360 Spread those legs. 79 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:42,800 Alright, you guys caught it. He doesn't have nothing. Yeah, I didn't take shit. 80 00:03:44,580 --> 00:03:46,260 You should have a little spirit job, alright? 81 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:48,740 I don't feel anything here. 82 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:52,500 You didn't feel anything last time either. Get up in there. 83 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:57,500 There you go. Put it in there. Let's go. What's in there? 84 00:03:57,940 --> 00:03:59,340 Dig in there. What the fuck? 85 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,600 Video games? 86 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:05,820 Four video games. 87 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:07,160 What the fuck? 88 00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:13,200 I really have no idea how those got there. We didn't take them. 89 00:04:13,740 --> 00:04:15,480 Then how did they end up in here overall? 90 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:20,760 Oh, man, I hate to break the news to you, but we're going to have to call the 91 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,600 police. We're going to have to get them out of here. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, 92 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:24,559 wait, wait, wait. 93 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:26,420 What? I mean, guys, I mean. 94 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:30,100 It's a fucking video game. It's not even more than $100. 95 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,520 They don't. 96 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,040 Collectively, they're almost $400. 97 00:04:33,220 --> 00:04:34,620 It's a great amount of grand theft, isn't it? 98 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:36,440 $250. 99 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:51,660 Don't call the police. I'll do whatever it takes to protect my son. 100 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:53,960 I'm sorry. There's not so much you can do. 101 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:59,000 Just please keep the police out of it. They've had some trouble in the past and 102 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,340 I don't want to bring anything up. 103 00:05:00,620 --> 00:05:02,140 Why are you bringing up our pet? 104 00:05:02,990 --> 00:05:06,290 Well, we're in trouble either way, all right? Fuck, I didn't want them to know 105 00:05:06,290 --> 00:05:07,570 that we got caught. 106 00:05:08,030 --> 00:05:09,410 Now we're really screwed. 107 00:05:09,990 --> 00:05:14,210 Don't tell them what we did, at least. The police aren't going to come. No, we 108 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:15,210 don't need the police. 109 00:05:15,290 --> 00:05:16,290 We don't need the police. 110 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,250 We have no choice. 111 00:05:18,490 --> 00:05:20,390 Her kids have a prior, right? 112 00:05:20,910 --> 00:05:22,330 We have options. 113 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:23,970 Do we not have options? 114 00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:27,950 I mean, given that they stole something, I mean, who said that the mother 115 00:05:27,950 --> 00:05:31,560 hasn't? Maybe he stole something, right? I haven't. She would never. She's a 116 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:34,960 saint. We haven't even checked her yet. Well, her voice is pretty evil, so I 117 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:39,540 think we should maybe pop a little church right here. Like that? 118 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,440 Fine. Maybe we should see if she has anything. 119 00:05:42,740 --> 00:05:43,740 See, 120 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:45,940 I don't hear that device going off. 121 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,180 Exactly. 122 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,480 What's that? 123 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:53,020 What's that smartass? What is that, huh? There's no way she has anything. 124 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,140 Anything. I don't know about that. 125 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:56,820 Jack, what do you think? I don't know. 126 00:05:57,060 --> 00:05:58,780 Maybe I should at least have a weapon. 127 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:00,720 Whoa. 128 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:01,960 I can't tell. 129 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,740 I don't know. She might have something in her. 130 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:08,340 I don't know. I can't tell if that's a wire in the bra or some sort of weapon. 131 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:10,140 don't have a wire. I don't have a weapon. 132 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,580 I don't know. You're going to have to pay the top off and show us. 133 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:16,120 What? I'm not going to watch this. I'm leaving. You busted us. 134 00:06:16,380 --> 00:06:19,200 I don't know about that. I could go sit in the other room, bro. Hey, sit there 135 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:20,200 and shut up. Yes. 136 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,160 You put your mom in this position, right? 137 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:24,900 Maybe it would take us a little bit too long. 138 00:06:25,599 --> 00:06:28,660 Maybe if you were to offer to pay for the merchandise that you've stolen, 139 00:06:28,660 --> 00:06:30,000 then we could work something out. 140 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:31,880 Yeah, just pay the guys. 141 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:33,680 Come on. 142 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:38,360 We're from the country. We're from out of town. We don't have that kind of 143 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:42,320 money. Out of town, no money, kids already have a history, huh? 144 00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:46,940 Yeah, we're... You're going to have to... Oh, that's a tough luck now. 145 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:49,120 going to have to take the top off. Come on. Take the top? 146 00:06:49,420 --> 00:06:50,420 The whole top? 147 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:54,040 We need to make sure that she... Hey, hey, you sit down there or we're going 148 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:55,040 call the cops. 149 00:06:56,270 --> 00:06:57,249 I'll check that. 150 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,470 Let's go. Give it to me. Okay. 151 00:07:00,450 --> 00:07:02,410 She was awesome there. 152 00:07:02,830 --> 00:07:03,990 That's a piece of fabric. 153 00:07:04,350 --> 00:07:06,650 Yeah, well, maybe the judge of that. I made it myself. 154 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:07,949 She's got nothing. 155 00:07:07,950 --> 00:07:10,670 Well, you're just going to double check here, right? You're going to double 156 00:07:10,670 --> 00:07:14,030 check. You got your mom in trouble here and she said, you know, she wants to 157 00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:18,170 help get you out of here. So, as long as she didn't steal anything, maybe, you 158 00:07:18,170 --> 00:07:21,110 know, maybe we can work something out down the road, huh? 159 00:07:22,090 --> 00:07:25,590 I don't know. I mean, it looks like... It does look like metal, huh? 160 00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:26,870 It's just a piercing. 161 00:07:27,230 --> 00:07:30,110 Yeah, I wonder if this piercing is from Moscow. What are you doing? I can't 162 00:07:30,110 --> 00:07:31,250 really tell. No, it's not. 163 00:07:31,490 --> 00:07:33,490 Hey, sit down. Sit down. Sit down. 164 00:07:34,130 --> 00:07:37,590 Yeah, but, you know, I mean, our store does carry this, so, you know. This 165 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:39,330 kind of familiar, too. No one cares. No. 166 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:40,890 This is from home. 167 00:07:41,150 --> 00:07:44,970 You know, man, a game store sells nickel beads. I want this one. Yeah, I want 168 00:07:44,970 --> 00:07:45,359 this one. 169 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:48,100 in a rodeo back home. Yeah, you know, we're going to have to take a little bit 170 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:49,100 of a closer look at that. 171 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,520 We're going to have to take everything off. 172 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:54,360 Everything is not from the store, okay? 173 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:59,560 You just want to see the belt? 174 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:04,520 No, we want the bra. I've got to make sure that these are not from our store. 175 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:07,420 I've got to make sure you didn't shove anything up the hoo -ha. 176 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,760 Yeah, we haven't even gone to the cavity search. The what the fuck? That's a 177 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,060 cavity search. Cavity search? 178 00:08:12,460 --> 00:08:13,460 Yeah, cavity search. 179 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:15,710 necessary. Oh, yes. It's in spite of the protocol. 180 00:08:15,950 --> 00:08:17,650 Your fingers ain't getting nowhere near me. 181 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:18,930 Yeah, that's a lie. 182 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:21,070 You stick having a thirst in your mom, fella. All right? 183 00:08:21,430 --> 00:08:24,710 No, you feel better when I get down there. No, it's the ball cost. 184 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:28,590 What else? A bra, too, man. 185 00:08:28,910 --> 00:08:30,390 A bra, boots, the whole thing. 186 00:08:30,770 --> 00:08:31,770 A bra and a boot. 187 00:08:31,870 --> 00:08:33,049 Just a bra and a boot? 188 00:08:33,270 --> 00:08:37,950 Yeah. I can't believe you guys are... Mom, if you would have bought us a damn 189 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:40,929 game, we would have had a deal. Why are you so fucking stingy? Yeah. 190 00:08:41,650 --> 00:08:42,809 Give me that shit. 191 00:08:44,439 --> 00:08:46,360 Leroy had one. Let me see this. 192 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:49,660 Jack, what did you expect? Cover your eyes. 193 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,080 Yeah, sure. 194 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,000 Those are pretty fancy. 195 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,000 Someone says they don't have any money, huh? 196 00:09:00,380 --> 00:09:02,900 No, no. Their cubics are calling you out. 197 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:05,680 Guys, 198 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:07,440 what the fuck? 199 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:12,340 Well, alright, man. 200 00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:15,550 Oh, okay. 201 00:09:15,650 --> 00:09:17,510 Put your hands on the table. Okay. 202 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:19,750 I'll hold the flashlight for you. 203 00:09:21,450 --> 00:09:22,630 Drop the panties, ma 'am. 204 00:09:26,770 --> 00:09:27,729 Boys watching? 205 00:09:27,730 --> 00:09:28,730 No. 206 00:09:28,910 --> 00:09:32,450 Hey, hey, hey. You take your hands off. You fucking watch this shit, right? 207 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:34,510 You see that? 208 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:40,650 Yeah, what the fuck? It's my mom's pussy, bro. Holy shit. 209 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,930 It is kind of nice. 210 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:48,580 Okay. Okay. I get it. Okay. 211 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:54,100 What? Just making sure there's nothing in there. 212 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:56,720 Nick, get your hand out of your pants. 213 00:09:57,020 --> 00:10:00,220 What? Get your hand out of your pants right now. 214 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,280 You got caught again, bro? 215 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:06,440 I already told you when you were in the shower. 216 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:11,780 I was just a little bit itchy. I think Nick likes it. What do you think? 217 00:10:12,790 --> 00:10:15,710 Yeah, you know, he might have to think for his mom, huh? I think it seems that 218 00:10:15,710 --> 00:10:18,270 way. He looks the type to. Is that not in his family? 219 00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:21,670 I don't feel anything in there, Mike, but you know what? My fingers aren't as 220 00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:23,510 long as yours. You probably took a closer look. 221 00:10:23,910 --> 00:10:24,910 Okay. 222 00:10:27,010 --> 00:10:28,110 I still don't know. 223 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:30,010 All right, it's coming down here. 224 00:10:30,290 --> 00:10:32,090 Okay, there's a little water. Look at that, huh? 225 00:10:32,310 --> 00:10:35,330 Yeah. Just a little bit in there. Okay. 226 00:10:35,730 --> 00:10:36,730 A little pressure, yeah. 227 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,250 I'm just going to make sure there's nothing in there. 228 00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:41,470 Okay. 229 00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:43,510 Uh -huh. 230 00:10:47,510 --> 00:10:53,330 Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh 231 00:10:53,330 --> 00:10:56,670 -huh. Uh -huh. 232 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:58,450 Uh -huh. 233 00:10:58,870 --> 00:11:00,010 Uh -huh. Uh -huh. 234 00:11:01,550 --> 00:11:05,590 Uh -huh. 235 00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:12,150 We'll find out in a little bit. 236 00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:18,450 Yeah, it keeps on getting tighter and tighter. 237 00:11:21,470 --> 00:11:22,710 I mean, yeah. 238 00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:25,170 My mom would never enjoy this. 239 00:11:25,590 --> 00:11:28,010 I mean, you know. She is a woman of her word. 240 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:31,150 Her body is saying something else right now. I can feel it. 241 00:11:31,610 --> 00:11:34,070 Trust me, they think my first cavity search, right? 242 00:11:40,730 --> 00:11:42,090 Mom, are you going to fall over? 243 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:44,450 Mom, are you boning? 244 00:11:45,970 --> 00:11:48,490 Yeah, look, her legs are shaking and everything, huh? 245 00:11:48,910 --> 00:11:49,910 Look at that. 246 00:11:49,930 --> 00:11:50,950 That must be earthquake. 247 00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:51,869 Uh -huh. 248 00:11:51,870 --> 00:11:53,190 I don't feel like I'm shaking. 249 00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:54,770 Me neither. 250 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:58,330 Well, I think you're having a great little time here, huh? 251 00:11:58,610 --> 00:12:01,050 What? Are you enjoying yourself? Nothing, no. 252 00:12:01,670 --> 00:12:03,030 She's at the rodeo or something. 253 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,290 Uh -huh, yeah, it is. 254 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:05,850 Oh, wow. 255 00:12:06,270 --> 00:12:07,650 She's going back and forth on us. 256 00:12:08,290 --> 00:12:09,790 Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. 257 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,480 Let's see. 258 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:14,860 Well, you know, everything checks out. 259 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,040 You're lucky. 260 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,760 Well, ma 'am, turn around. 261 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:25,400 What we have here is a pretty bad situation for your sons here. 262 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:28,600 They've been in trouble with the law. 263 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:31,540 They've been a past student for years' record and everything. 264 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:34,340 I'm going to have to look for them to keep on getting in trouble the way they 265 00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:34,919 are, huh? 266 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:35,920 Well, 267 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,580 you know we really wanted that one. 268 00:12:39,390 --> 00:12:42,850 Oh, wow. I mean, you did hear that. You did mention that. You said you wanted to 269 00:12:42,850 --> 00:12:44,090 do whatever to get out of this, right? 270 00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:48,430 Yeah. Yeah, anything but the... Don't call the police. 271 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:51,250 Anything but the police. The police don't need to be here. 272 00:12:51,510 --> 00:12:55,530 I mean, you do also understand if we, you know, if we do let you go, right? 273 00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:59,070 Like, it does cost a job. So, like, you know... I mean, you're all cops. It's 274 00:12:59,070 --> 00:12:59,869 not that important. 275 00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:01,170 I mean, it's our livelihood. 276 00:13:01,570 --> 00:13:02,570 Yeah. It's on the payroll. 277 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:07,380 I'm 20 years in. He's 25, you know. I'm close to retirement. He could be a real 278 00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:09,160 prospect now. Do you even get a pension? 279 00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:11,080 Yeah, once we hit our 30 -year mark. 280 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:18,180 Perp's away. We sure do. And, you know, the fact that your mom is willing to do 281 00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:20,380 anything. Willing to maybe do anything, boy. 282 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,960 I think we might be able to work some sort of deal. 283 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:28,480 I don't know about that. You guys are being fucking weird, bro. 284 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,620 I don't know. Hey, you two turn around. Hey, you two turn around. You're just 285 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:36,760 jerking off men and women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was, not me. That was itchy. 286 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:43,740 Maybe if, um... You know, you help me and my partner out with our... Like, 287 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:47,160 son's here. We're here at Mall Cops, and we're worrying our job isn't how lonely 288 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:47,699 we are. 289 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,940 Yeah. Pretty woman like you. Yeah. 290 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:57,440 Pleasing, you know, the both of us, making sure that we both come all over 291 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,480 face or something like that. You two boys are gonna join in. 292 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:03,680 What the? No way I can fuck my mom. Yeah, what the fuck? Well, you're going 293 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,440 today. Either that or you're going to go to jail. 294 00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:07,220 Those are your two options, gentlemen. 295 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:11,440 You're asking us to put ourselves in an invulnerable situation. We could lose 296 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:14,220 our jobs. What are you supposed to do? Walk out? 297 00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:16,360 I don't want anyone to lose their job. 298 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:17,640 I don't. 299 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:18,920 Well, 300 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:23,600 I can't think of any other solution here. I can even call the police. No. 301 00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:25,940 Police aren't needed. 302 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,840 So, we have a deal. I ain't going back. 303 00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:30,870 Yeah, never again. 304 00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:35,090 So, what, do these guys have felonies or something? They get a previous pass? 305 00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:36,170 Don't tell us. 306 00:14:36,470 --> 00:14:37,470 Don't say anything. 307 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,710 They do. 308 00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:44,610 Fuck! What the fuck? Tell them! They have two felonies each. Oh, wow. 309 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,150 This will be a third. 310 00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:48,570 Third strikes a charm. Minds up, they say in the state. 311 00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:51,710 They'll go away for like 20 years. 312 00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:57,410 I can't let that happen to them. They're good boys. 313 00:14:58,140 --> 00:14:59,940 We are. We're upstanding citizens. 314 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,560 We are God -fearing people. 315 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,880 Well, ma 'am, I don't know. It's a situation. 316 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:08,840 You know, 317 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,680 we call the cops or you just take all four of our dicks. 318 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:14,720 That's pretty much it. 319 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:24,020 I don't know. I can't think of any other way out of this, Mike, aside from 320 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:27,460 the... You know, I... He's got it. Yeah, I mean, if he's just letting you go for 321 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,540 free, he's my job. I can't go back. Yeah, I don't think so. 322 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,800 I told you never again. 323 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:34,740 I can't... We can't leave your job. They can't go back. I mean, you're the only 324 00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:37,220 person here that can help Wolf War without me. You know what I'm saying? 325 00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:40,580 Dude, it ain't gonna be as bad as me going to prison. 326 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,180 Yeah, you know how to fuck them up. You know what happens there. 327 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:46,120 They'll be the pink cushion in prison. 328 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,400 No, 329 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,000 that's not happening. 330 00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:55,140 Why did you do this? I mean... I wanted a new damn game, shit! Yeah! 331 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:59,260 XT -8000, come on! You couldn't have just waited? 332 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:00,920 It's boring on the farm. 333 00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:03,760 You could have just milked a couple more cows for later? Fucking shoved some 334 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,980 more corn? Fuck that shit, I was trying to play the game. Yeah, those udders, I 335 00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:07,980 don't want to see one again. 336 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:11,460 Really? Your udders are... Never mind. 337 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:15,260 What? Not the... Not the... I don't know. 338 00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:17,300 I don't know. Why so mighty? 339 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,650 Well, ma 'am, this is the two choices here. Fine. Okay. 340 00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:23,770 I said I would do whatever it takes. 341 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,010 Shut up, those panties. 342 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:35,250 Okay. So if I have sex with you guys and 343 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:39,030 my son, then you'll let us go? 344 00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:43,530 Yeah. That's the deal? That's the deal. 345 00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:44,890 That's a pretty straightforward, yeah. 346 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:46,190 Okay. Okay. 347 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:50,940 Not quite, but right to the end. 348 00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:54,460 Step right up. We should have her address her boys, though. 349 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:57,640 Gentlemen, 350 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:04,899 shall we? 351 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,780 All right, gentlemen, get those sticks out. 352 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:08,839 Are you sure? 353 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,020 Yeah. Okay. 354 00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:13,160 I want your boys on the line. 355 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,400 All right, Mama Bear. 356 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:26,960 That's all. 357 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,780 I don't think we need to be here to watch this 358 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:35,920 Yeah. Yeah. 359 00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:12,030 Why are both of your dicks - 360 00:19:27,389 --> 00:19:29,550 Because we don't want to go back to prison. Yeah. 361 00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:31,090 We can't go back. 362 00:19:40,050 --> 00:19:41,050 I'm not going to lie. 363 00:19:41,270 --> 00:19:43,530 I think about fucking my mom all the time. 364 00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:45,490 What? What? 365 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:48,170 I knew it. That's why he was jerking off early. 366 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,550 I'm so disappointed. 367 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,380 Man, I hate to break the news to you, but not only are your sons thieves, but 368 00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:56,460 they're also fucking perverts. 369 00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:58,420 Barely. 370 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:03,900 If 371 00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:15,720 you're 372 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,160 going to do it, I like my nuts up, too. 373 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,000 Oh, man, you can get into it then, huh? 374 00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:23,030 Yeah, and I like my head stroked a little also. 375 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:27,090 You should at least know how to please your sons, probably. 376 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:28,530 Yeah. 377 00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:31,770 Yeah, I'll keep you boys in there. 378 00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:33,710 They know what they want. 379 00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:18,970 Fuck, can't help it. 380 00:22:11,179 --> 00:22:12,580 We're good to go 381 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,660 Anything to get out of jail. Yeah. 382 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,540 You don't want Tyrone fucking you instead, huh? 383 00:22:20,460 --> 00:22:21,460 He's gonna fuck you, Mom. 384 00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:25,720 I bet you know all about Tyrone. 385 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,260 Trust me, son, I don't. 386 00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:29,080 That's why you've been talking to him all day. 387 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,300 And that's why I'm fucking him on right now, right? 388 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,880 He's talking about another guy. For real. 389 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,520 That's so sad. 390 00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:09,110 Yeah, I can tell by how enthusiastic you sound. 391 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,760 I really don't want to go to jail. 392 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,600 We have no choice. 393 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:50,920 We're in jail. 394 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,279 How does she feel, bro? 395 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,440 She feels really tight. 396 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,660 Feels like home. 397 00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:21,180 Home, sweet home. 398 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,820 There's nothing like feeling at home. 399 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:24,700 You 400 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:33,560 know, 401 00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:35,080 I think you should try it, man. 402 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,199 You sure? 403 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,200 Yeah, bro. Come on. 404 00:24:39,950 --> 00:24:41,470 If I got to, I ain't going back. 405 00:24:43,050 --> 00:24:44,050 Exactly. 406 00:24:48,630 --> 00:24:49,870 Fuck your mama good, okay? 407 00:24:50,870 --> 00:24:51,870 Yeah. 408 00:24:55,970 --> 00:24:58,050 Oh, fuck, mama. 409 00:24:58,650 --> 00:25:01,430 I'm talking about my dick being hard. Why is that pussy so wet? 410 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:25,880 You're not done yet. 411 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,760 I'm going to fuck her until I hear your mum orgasm. How's that? 412 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,280 Is that a good answer? 413 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,340 Oh, thank God. 414 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,820 Oh, thank God. 415 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:44,320 I ain't making her come. You should. 416 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:40,440 Okay, I'll get in there again. I don't want to go to jail. 417 00:27:08,590 --> 00:27:10,190 Don't be so rough, young man. 418 00:27:10,490 --> 00:27:11,490 Okay. 419 00:27:11,810 --> 00:27:13,650 Do you want to get out of this punishment or not? 420 00:27:17,150 --> 00:27:19,090 You should be nice to your mother, huh? 421 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:21,470 She's a lady fucker. 422 00:27:22,830 --> 00:27:23,830 Yeah. 423 00:27:24,550 --> 00:27:29,650 I mean... Dang, 424 00:27:35,910 --> 00:27:37,890 I didn't know you could handle all this dick at once, Mom. 425 00:27:50,719 --> 00:27:54,220 Oh, my God. 426 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,060 Oh, my God. 427 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,680 I can't believe this is happening. 428 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:01,900 You guys. 429 00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:06,620 Okay. 430 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,420 It ain't over yet, Mom. 431 00:28:12,820 --> 00:28:13,880 You're almost there. 432 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:16,940 How much longer? 433 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:18,789 You don't know. 434 00:28:18,790 --> 00:28:21,910 Wait, wait. Put both hands in one mouth. 435 00:28:24,530 --> 00:28:25,249 What's that? 436 00:28:25,250 --> 00:28:26,290 Whatever you want. 437 00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:28,330 Get over here. 438 00:28:28,550 --> 00:28:32,270 You're an eager fella. 439 00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:10,330 Yes, sir. I've got a complaint. I'll take a turn at it. 440 00:29:11,510 --> 00:29:12,790 I don't know. 441 00:29:13,030 --> 00:29:14,030 I don't know. 442 00:29:16,650 --> 00:29:17,730 We need to be gentle. 443 00:29:19,150 --> 00:29:20,230 We've got to get out of this. 444 00:29:20,530 --> 00:29:21,690 Let's just sit there and take it. 445 00:29:22,770 --> 00:29:24,170 Yeah, we really need to be gentle. 446 00:29:27,610 --> 00:29:33,110 You made your mom do this because you guys put your mom in a situation to kill 447 00:29:33,110 --> 00:29:34,910 her, right? She had to come and make a deal to fuck her. 448 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,500 Could both of you send it to your mom? 449 00:29:54,740 --> 00:29:55,740 Yeah. Sure. 450 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,520 I can't believe you guys got me into this mess. 451 00:30:01,540 --> 00:30:04,840 Oh, fuck. 452 00:30:05,260 --> 00:30:06,280 Stay close together. 453 00:30:32,939 --> 00:30:34,340 Here. 454 00:31:18,799 --> 00:31:22,300 Thank you. Thank 455 00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:40,880 you. 456 00:31:56,699 --> 00:31:59,020 Okay, but only because I don't want to go to jail. 457 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:00,640 Sure it is. 458 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,620 We're not going to go to jail, okay? 459 00:32:04,940 --> 00:32:06,080 Not after this you won't be. 460 00:32:07,340 --> 00:32:08,340 Not that right. 461 00:32:13,130 --> 00:32:14,870 Oh, she's looking at her take -to -take. 462 00:32:15,130 --> 00:32:18,470 Oh. She looks like she's done this before for sure. 463 00:32:18,810 --> 00:32:21,490 Hey, quiet down. 464 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:22,689 You're a naughty girl. 465 00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:23,950 You're a naughty girl, Mom. 466 00:32:24,490 --> 00:32:26,930 Hey. You're a naughty girl, Mom. 467 00:32:27,150 --> 00:32:28,150 She is. 468 00:32:30,330 --> 00:32:31,370 That's why she reads. 469 00:32:31,790 --> 00:32:33,030 She reads your email. 470 00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:46,900 Yes. 471 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,320 Okay. Forget 472 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:45,940 about 473 00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:47,720 your sons back there. Yeah. I know. 474 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:56,800 So are 475 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,020 you guys sorry or not? 476 00:33:58,780 --> 00:34:00,760 Honestly, not really. 477 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,660 Yeah. I'm actually kind of happy about this. Yeah. 478 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,640 Can we keep those video games after this? 479 00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:09,400 What do you say, Jack? You think you should help me keep the video games? Oh, 480 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:10,400 depends. 481 00:34:10,420 --> 00:34:12,159 I'm going to have to keep cooperating, I guess. 482 00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:13,359 You going to cooperate? 483 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:16,639 I'm better than cooperating. I'm good with it. We get to fuck our mom. We get 484 00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:18,239 get the video games and leave. I'm good. 485 00:34:19,739 --> 00:34:21,600 That pussy's good, too. I ain't even going to lie. 486 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:23,880 And so's her mouth. 487 00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:25,560 Yeah, and our mouth's back here. 488 00:34:48,750 --> 00:34:50,909 about that. Yeah, it keeps choking you. 489 00:34:51,969 --> 00:34:55,270 Get it out of there. 490 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,320 I can't believe this is happening. 491 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,680 I love 492 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:05,220 sucking your cock. 493 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:12,400 Say it like you mean it. I love sucking your cock. I love when you suck my cock. 494 00:36:37,310 --> 00:36:40,490 You go first man, yeah, you got first last time 495 00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:49,620 I'm going to be taken. 496 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,040 If I'm too gentle, I ain't going to let it come to this. 497 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:56,320 Come 498 00:36:56,320 --> 00:37:09,460 on, 499 00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:10,460 let's get it turned in. 500 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:12,800 Okay, fine. 501 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,080 Oh, my God. 502 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:39,440 Oh, my God. 503 00:38:06,380 --> 00:38:08,200 Oh, yeah. 504 00:38:20,460 --> 00:38:22,180 Hey, let me help you out. I'll get these off for you. 505 00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:28,000 I think they're going to help your mom out a little bit. 506 00:38:28,220 --> 00:38:31,100 I just want her to be comfortable while she gets fucked by all these dicks. 507 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,440 Now they're fucked. 508 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:37,240 Damn. 509 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,200 Oh, fuck. 510 00:40:44,710 --> 00:40:46,030 When you guys get back in there. 511 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:04,940 Don't forget about your son, Dick. 512 00:42:05,220 --> 00:42:06,220 Uh -huh. 513 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,280 Get down. Get down. 514 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,980 Are you sure, guys? Yeah. 515 00:43:26,919 --> 00:43:29,720 Holy sh... 516 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,660 Excuse everyone else's voice, help them out, huh? 517 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:53,500 Here, his neck. 518 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,440 His neck. 519 00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,320 Come on. Get this over with. 520 00:44:00,540 --> 00:44:01,540 You want to go? 521 00:44:02,270 --> 00:44:04,330 Yeah, I'll go next. All right, there you go. 522 00:44:04,710 --> 00:44:05,830 Go for your mother's face. 523 00:44:06,890 --> 00:44:08,090 Come on, you mother's face. 524 00:44:12,370 --> 00:44:16,970 Come on. 525 00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:26,830 Yeah, 526 00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:29,830 it's something together, huh? Look at that. 527 00:44:30,730 --> 00:44:32,230 Maybe they're identical or something. 528 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:13,780 Love you guys. A lesson here? 529 00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:15,300 Yeah. Yeah. 530 00:45:15,820 --> 00:45:17,960 Sure? That our mom's pussy feels really good. 531 00:45:18,260 --> 00:45:19,260 Bomb as fuck. 532 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,380 That's a good lesson. And the new games are cool. Can we have them? 533 00:45:23,740 --> 00:45:27,080 Yeah, fuck it, right? Oh, no. Oh, no. What'd you learn, mom? 534 00:45:28,580 --> 00:45:30,160 That your sons come and it's delicious? 535 00:45:31,140 --> 00:45:32,140 Yeah. 536 00:45:32,260 --> 00:45:35,560 All right, well, you two have a lovely rest of your trip and get the fuck out 537 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:39,160 here. Oh, I can't wait to get out of here. Get out of here. Woo!