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[frogs croaking]

[frogs croaking]

[wind whistling]

Blech. Hands are feeling pretty dry.

That will not do.

Lotion, lotion.

Did I get zapped here with any lotion?

Oh, hey. What's this?

Oh, my gosh.

Guys! I brought a bath bomb from home

and didn't even know it!

Oh, yeah!

Man, I can't wait to try this baby out.

Uh...

You guys going somewhere?

Yep. The three of us are going to Camp Phlegmington.

Gonna rough it outdoors and get filthy!

Wait, without me?

Sure are. When we Plantars camp,

we camp hard.

No sense in you coming with us and being miserable.

You know you hate dirt, bugs, rocks... and nature.

You're soft, Anne, like a baby.

Really, you should be glad you're not one of us.

That's ridiculous. Me, soft? Pfft!

Just because I'm not a Plantar doesn't mean I can't have a good time with you guys.

Take me with you. Please, please, please?

Are you sure? I wasn't kiddin' when I said "rough."

And I wasn't kidding when I said you were soft.

Super-sure.

Aw, come on, guys.

If Anne says she can handle it, she can handle it.

Well, all right, kid. Hop on.

Whoo, whoo!

Psst. Hey, since you're coming with us,

we gotta lather you up with this gunk.

Only way to keep the ticks away.

[chuckles] Here we go.

Ahh. And back around.

Ooh. Looks like I missed a spot.

Totally not regretting this.

[grunts] Yeah!

Easy does it, easy does it.

Ha! Aah!

[grunts] Ahh.

I can't wait to tell scary stories.

The more teen frogs running from deranged psychopaths, the better.

[laughs] I'm just happy to get off the farm.

So much fresh air, and it's all mine.

[inhales deeply]

[giggles]

I personally love the peace and quiet.

A frog can really hear themselves think out here.

Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked?

Will you die alone?

Well, that was a mistake.

[groans]

You sure you want to stay, Anne?

You can take Bessie and go home if you need to.

Hey, hey, hey! Here's an idea.

How about we stop questioning my decisions

and get to camping together already?

Who's with me? Yeah!

Good idea! Yeah, that sounds good.

[screams] Whoa!

[screaming]

-[both gasp] -Come on, kids, throw some dirt on it!

Here's some water!

[scratches]

[screams] Get it off!

[screams] No, no, no!

Get it off! Get it off!

Whoa! No, no, no!

No, no, no! [screams]

[thud]

Ow! Careful!

I'm pretty sure those ticks caused internal damage.

So, awkward question,

but are you sure you wouldn't be happier back home?

Seriously, Anne, no need to torture yourself.

Take Bessie and go home.

And don't you worry about us,

'cause we'll be just fine without you.

[echoing] Without you.

No! Look, I know it seems like I'm miserable, okay?

But I'm not. It's just... It's just, uh...

[laughing]

I'm not used to such easy camping.

Easy? Huh?

Look around you.

Singing, butterflies, laughter.

I guess I'm just used to something a little more... Extreme.

-Ah! -So, this place ain't extreme enough for ya?

Uh, dang right it ain't.

[laughing]

[laughing hysterically]

I can take you folks to a real campsite,

one where there ain't none of this kiddie stuff,

like shelter or potable water. Blech.

Well, would a more extreme experience make you happy, Anne?

Uh, yeah?

If Anne wants hard-core, we go hard-core.

Lead the way, Mr., uh...

Name's Joe. Soggy Joe.

[laughing]

Yeesh. Could you like, turn down the creep

-just a bit? -No!

Oh.

[purrs]

Aw.

[snarls]

[snail screams]

[groans]

We're here.

We bunk here for the night.

And in the morning, if we're still alive...

[all gasp]

...I'll take you all out for pancakes.

Oh, that sounds great. I do like pancakes.

Want to hear a tale?

-Uh... -I'm good.

Hard pass, old man.

Oh, me! I love scary stories.

[all groan]

Gather 'round

and hear ye the tale of the Mud Men.

Born in the bowels of the bog itself,

the mud creatures stalk the inky night,

lusting to devour any frogs

that might have wandered into their domain.

Ten bucks says he doesn't come back up.

Just like us!

[laughs]

Ah, yes.

The Mud Men only fear two things.

Daylight and being clean.

Holy honey thistle!

What? What is it, Joe?

Nature calls. Be right back.

Is this extreme enough?

[screams] Uh... um...

[laughs] What? No. I am loving this.

[Joe groans]

Oh, uh, hey Sog Man. Everything okay?

[groans]

[all scream]

Don't worry. Good thing I brought my copper matches.

-[groans] -It's the Mud Men!

[groaning]

They're real!

And they're here for our delicious souls!

Oh, man, this is all my fault.

Everyone, grab a torch!

[grunts]

Back away!

[yells]

[all grunting]

[groaning]

[Mud Men moaning]

Really wish we had some sunlight right about now.

Or heck, cleaning products.

[gasps] I have something even better.

Everyone, take cover!

Peony Princess bath bomb!

Good-bye, dear friend.

[grunts, spits]

[grunts]

[all groan]

Well, guess we're dead. Uh-huh.

[fizzing]

[both scream]

The jig is up, boys!

Quickly, before she throws another one of those things!

[all screaming]

Man, all I wanted to do today

was get muddy and eat people.

[all cheer]

I can see your butt!

Guess we were wrong to doubt you, Anne.

You really are used to extreme camping.

[sighs] Guys, I have a confession.

This extreme camping stuff is nonsense.

I was miserable back there. I was just trying to cover it up.

So you dragged us to this horror show for no reason?

Twisted. I love it.

I don't understand. Why lie about it? Why be miserable?

I guess I've been feeling kind of left out lately.

-I'm not a frog. -[grunts]

I'm not a Plantar.

Heck, I wasn't even invited on this trip.

I really like you guys and wanted to be with you,

miserable or not.

I don't know if it's the sweet-smelling toxins

or the overwhelming emotions,

but dang it, I'm a mess.

Next time, we'll include you, Anne,

even if we know you'll hate it.

Thanks, you guys. Aah!

[groans]

[roars]

[all scream]

[groans, sighs]

Ooh-wee! [laughs]

Good thing I wore my axe-proof vest, eh?

So, what'd I miss?

Oh, pretty much everything. Really?

Oh, Joe, there were these crazy cannibals. Wow.

They tried to eat us. Oh, serious?

Yeah, actually, it turned out they were just frogs.

Oh, no way. Wimpy little frogs covered in mud.

Unbelievable. Uh-huh. And then we ran, we tried to use torches,

it was all a big thing. It was very dramatic. Yeah? Oh? Keep going.

Anne saved us with her bath bomb.

Yeah, I smell it. It's great. Is that peony?

Yeah, that is peony. Yeah, I have a nose for these things.

So, that's pretty much it. You're all caught up.

Oh, great.

[crickets chirping]

So, you all want to get pancakes early?

Oh, yeah, that sounds great. Let's do it.

[Polly] I've always been more of a waffle girl, myself.

Guys, now that we've been through a lot,

there's something I'd like to share with you.

This is how I got here.

Wow. Shiny. Oh!

It's some kind of crazy music box or something.

Have you guys seen anything like it before?

-May I? -Sure. I mean, it's busted.

Hmm.

[sniffs] Hmm.

Hmm!

Nope. Never seen anything like it.

Well, it was worth a shot.

Anne, I promise...

We're gonna find a way to get you home.

Thanks, Sprig. That means a lot to me.

[yawns]

Well, that's enough excitement for me today.

I think I'm gonna turn in.

Good night. Good night, Hop Pop.

[gasps] It's just as I feared.

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