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Hey, all of you thousands of viewers!

Today I thought to challenge myself a bit.

It's been too much external focus.

So today I thought I'd do...

The Rakfisk Challenge.

Also, for those of you that didn't know,

Rakfisk is a Norwegian delicacy.

Remember, like and subscribe

if you like my Rakfisk Challenge.

Yum-yum.

What are you doing?

Throwing up.

Oh, Mortimer.

You're taking too much time in front of that screen.

This is awesome.

If I don't get likes now, then I will never get likes.

Okay, just make sure

you get to the school graduation, right?

Before the Christmas holidays.

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Thailand for Christmas? Yes.

Never be seen, never get caught.

Never get to know anyone.

I'll have Christmas here. No one will find us.

For sure.

♪ Silent night

♪ Holy night

♪ All is calm

♪ All is bright♪

♪ Round yon Virgin

♪ Holy infant So tender and mild ♪

-Hello. -Morning, children.

We're looking for a girl around your age.

A missing girl?

To all patrol,

we're still on the lookout for the missing girl.

She's been breaking into houses and living there

while the owners are away.

She takes small things that children like to collect.

I'm not saying that any of you

have anything to do with this girl,

but the fact here is...

if you know something but say nothing,

they'll hold you responsible.

So, find this missing child.

An ocarina belonging to me disappeared from my room.

It's one of those clay flutes.

-While you were away? -Uh-huh, yes.

-Hm? -Where did she escape from?

- Oh, Mortimer. - Okay.

Wow.

Enjoy your... Christmas.

Breaking news, a criminal on the loose in Borington.

Uh, Mortimer from MTV will attempt

to get a statement from a long arm of the law.

Remember, like and subscribe.

Officer, do you have a statement?

What can you say for the listeners?

What are you up to?

Don't you know it's a crime

to film an officer on duty without their permission?

And what about freedom of speech?

What?

What's your name?

Mortimer Olsen.

Mortimer Olsen. Hm.

Hey, Mortimer.

You have no subscribers and no likes.

Nobody's watching your stupid channel.

Hey, twerp.

Film this!

What a loser. Come on, guys.

Let's get out of here.

Mortimer Olsen,

report to the principal's office immediately.

Mortimer Olsen, principal's office immediately.

Just borrowing your house for now.

I won't ruin anything, I promise you that.

I also had a family once.

Kitty kitty?

Here, kitty kitty.

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It's open.

Hello?

What do you think?

Isn't it cool?

It came by mail today.

Look, look!

-Papa... -Yeah, I know.

Don't mix work and family.

It's just one thing, Mortimer, I was wondering about.

The guys will be here after work,

and we will do a little, you know,

role playing.

And we were wondering if...

See?

Beware. I am the brother of dragons.

So I was wondering if you--

you could feed Arnfinson's goldfish, hm?

Please. You know how he is.

This fish, his prized goldfish?

Hmm?

-I'll pay you. 50. -100.

-60? -100.

-80? -Papa, that's only $20 more.

100 it is.

All right.

Thank you.

Remember,

don't tell your mom I'm role playing.

She doesn't understand. Okay?

Mm.

Hello?

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Come here fishy-fishy.

You're a little prize winner.

Aren't you?

"Rakfisk? Seriously?

You should know better than to waste food.

We only have one planet."

Zero likes. None.

Oh, honey.

You-- you know that

getting likes isn't everything in this world.

-Hmm? -Yeah.

Let's do something fun, okay?

-Okay. -Yeah.

Oy.

Ouch,

your wing doesn't look so good.

Sorry. I just wanted to see.

Wait here, I'll find you something for your wing.

- Hello? - Hello.

Sorry I'm late,

but a meeting came up with the fire department.

-Yeah? -So-- so I had to do it.

It was important to get some pointers on what to do,

and you know the fire department, their policy.

-Yeah, sure. -Right.

Anyway, I bought enough for us

to build a whole gingerbread castle.

Hi.

-Looks lovely here. -Thank you.

Papa, can I take a snap of you?

-Sure. -What for?

Because it's fun, right?

-It's fun. -It's fun.

Sure. Why is it fun? Go ahead. Snappity-snap.

Mm-hmm.

- Hm. - Oh, shoot. My phone.

Phone?

Uh...

Who are you?

Uh...

Do you know Arnfinson?

You're that thief!

The police told us about you.

No, you don't understand. Don't call!

Give me one good reason not to call the police.

Please. I'm not a thief!

Why believe that?

I'll tell you a secret that no one else knows.

Oh, no!

What? You think I'm stupid?

-Hm? -Okay,

turn around really slowly.

Shh. You're scaring him.

W--what is that?

It--

it's a dragon.

There, there. It's okay.

But-- that's-- that's insane.

Where's it come from? Yours?

Wow.

Imagine how many likes he'll get me.

No. Are you crazy?

Come on. We could become mega famous.

We can share the fame together.

Come on.

It's just a short video.

I said no. Don't you get it?

If you blow our cover, we'll get caught.

There, there. It's nothing dangerous.

Okay. I won't say a thing.

You swear?

Yep.

Uh, I have to go home now.

I have homework.

Bye.

You remember your promise?

You can't say anything to anyone.

Yeah, sure.

Something insane...

A world sensation...

Okay, okay.

Hey, people.

Today I experienced something crazy,

something insane, a world sensation.

But it's a secret

because if the world finds out about this,

who knows what will happen?

So you just have to wait in suspense.

There. It's alright.

Dragon?

Climb in.

I promise I'll take care of you.

Thank you. I'll check it out.

Good morning, Morty-Mort.

-Hey, Papa. -Okay, watch now.

Ready? Look!

Rayo-ignum!

-What do you think? So? -Cool.

But what do you know about dragons?

Dragons?

A lot, actually.

Dragons are very misunderstood.

Dragons are very shy.

They reveal themselves very rarely to humans.

Just seeing one would be a world sensation,

and they're always hunted...

because they are quite dangerous creatures.

- Papa? - Yes?

Can you loan me one of your dragon books?

Please?

Please? I'll feed the fish for an entire week.

Borrow my dragon books?

Of course you can borrow my dragon books.

I have so many books do-- of course.

Of course.

Start with these.

Plenty of exciting info, good stuff, and...

you can borrow this.

This contains things you won't find online.

"Deep inside the mountains,

there are secret portals that lead to the dragons' world."

Check this out.

Almost all have been forgotten or have been lost.

But it said that some still exist.

Secret portals?

How cool is that?

See here?

It says that "some dragons come into our world

with fantastic abilities.

They often grant wishes to whoever helps them."

That's awesome. What would you wish for?

I would wish for a thousand likes.

Why?

Because that means that you're popular,

and people like you.

But you can't do anything with likes.

You can't talk to them, you can't eat them.

Eat them?

You can't drink them either.

Drink them?

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Mortimer.

Sara.

What was that?

Um...

I think I have to check on the dragon.

Oh, poop.

Ugh, I have to go home.

We're baking Christmas cookies.

Wanna come with me?

My father's a bit weird, but he's cool, too.

Thanks,

but I have to stay here and watch him.

See you tomorrow?

Okay.

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No, no, Mortimer, don't you dare, okay?

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Whoa. 95 likes?

Hello, folks. Things are really cooking now.

I can tell you're curious about my amazing secret...

but I won't tell you my secret until-- Let's see...

1000 likes.

Good morning.

Dragon?

Dragon?

Hello.

-What's the matter? -Uh...

Where is Arnfinson's goldfish?

What? What have you done?

It's the goldfish for Arnfinson.

Oh, no. He ate Arnfinson's goldfish!

-No, you're scaring him. -He ate one of our fish!

No, don't! No. Don't!

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-Are you alright? -Yeah.

Turn it off.

Turn it off! They can't come find us here.

-Shoot. -What is it?

-It's my dad. -Get rid of him now!

-I'll get grounded forever. -Tell him something.

-We'll get in so much trouble. -Come on! They'll send me back

to my homeland.

No, don't let him see the dragon.

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Mortimer, what are you doing?

I was just checking on the goldfish.

- It was alright. - Did you trigger

-the fire alarm? -No, it was--

-I have to check it out. -It's-- no-- you have to--

- There's a ghost in there and... - Huh?

No. Stop.

I have to go in and check it out.

It's haunted. The goldfish has gone insane.

-Mortimer. -Papa, it's nothing.

Um, it's me. I'm, uh, the spirit!

I just flipped the wrong light switch.

Nice of you to stop by.

Yeah.

I'm new here. My name's Sara.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's nice, um--

Nice to meet you.

Sara, you should come over to our house.

I make the very best cocoa.

We can bake cookies,

Mortimer's mom would be thrilled.

Maybe watch a movie.

Yeah? Right? Deal?

Hey, Papa?

Lock up, Son.

Bravo!

Bravo!

Dispatch to Mattis, over.

Mattis here, over.

A fire alarm has been triggered.

Why do you call me? Call the fire department.

Uh, yes, but the people living there are away.

Could be a break in.

Where did you say it is?

The address is Least Resistance Road,

number 16.

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Uh-oh.

Hide.

Dragon! Come on.

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Look, over there!

Mattis to station, over.

Responding, over.

Send some technicians over here.

Let's see.

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Oh, my...

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There he is!

No, Mortimer!

- Hey. - Watch it kids.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

What's happening?

What are you doing?

Santa!

What is that?

What is going on?

Oh, no.

Okay, distract that man over there

and I'll get the dragon.

Come on!

There's some kids that are wrecking the holiday display!

Yes, they're-- they're wrecking-- Hey.

Hey. Watch where you're going.

Um.

I'm wondering if you are up for doing

a little interview, um

with Mortimer from MTV.

What do you prefer,

pork or lamb...

ribs?

Pork or lamb ribs?

Are you jumping in front of my car to ask me that?

Oh, poor thing.

Okay, kid. Get out of the way, I gotta go.

Dispatch to Mattis, over.

Mattis responding, over.

We have a situation at the Christmas market.

Some kids have disturbed the place.

I'm on my way, over.

Mortimer.

Oh, my God. It's good to see you.

I have liked your video a hundred times.

-I'm so excited. -Um. Oh, cool. Thanks.

You've kept us in suspense.

So you promised to tell the secret at a thousand likes.

What's in the box?

Hmm, It's a long way

from 100 to 1000, right?

1034,

1035, 1036...

Odbar said he'll kick your butt every day

if you don't tell the truth after the holidays are over.

He'll punch you in the face.

Let's roll, ladies.

What were you going to show them?

Just-- just some rakfisk stuff-- a challenge.

Um, we should get out of here now.

Oh, no.

Oh, shoot.

Oh, gosh.

Stop!

I'm sorry, you can't go this way.

We need to get this to the lab.

Let's go to the school, everyone's on vacation.

Oh, no. How are we gonna get in?

-We don't have a key! -I'll take care of it.

Oh, come on. Hurry!

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- Look at this mess! - Calm down.

Was it her?

Yeah, they ran away so fast

I couldn't keep up. They were all over the place!

They? More than one?

He said he was from MTV or something.

Pretty annoying kid, if you ask me.

He was filming with his phone.

What was his name? Moron or something like that?

-Mortimer? -Yeah.

Mortimer. We cannot hide here.

Why not? It's no problem.

I'll deal with my dad.

He won't get mad or anything.

We're not safe if we stay here.

We?

What do you mean?

Who are you really hiding from?

When I was little...

there was a war where I lived.

My mother, father, my brother...

everybody's disappeared.

Only my neighbor and myself managed to escape.

We came to Norway.

We thought it would be safe here.

We weren't.

My sweet neighbor got sent back,

the police came.

And then the police came to get me...

but I ran away from the center.

And since then, I've been living in empty houses.

Never be seen, never get caught,

and never get to know anyone.

You're my very first friend, Mortimer.

I am?

In the book it said that dragons come from deep in the earth.

I have to find that place.

I've got an idea.

I made it a while ago.

It's about caves in Borington.

For centuries, there were mines here

with the deepest tunnels everywhere,

deeper than anywhere else.

After the fire of 1910, it was shut down for good.

It's a massive network of caves.

I'll go check it out.

But it's not safe!

Nobody's been there for over 100 years.

I've got to give it a shot.

It's the only place I'll be safe.

Can you watch him when I'm gone?

All alone?

We have no one else.

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Right.

Uh, the secret.

It was a huge lie.

I made it up, because I wanted to be-- to be popular...

get loads of friends.

Popular.

That's not meant to be.

And loads of friends?

I have one, and that is all anybody needs.

I need to get some air.

Officer? Can we help you?

Do you know where your son is?

Isn't he with, uh, Sara?

-Her? -Yes.

- I'm calling him. - Yes.

Is there a problem?

He just posted a video.

Isn't that...

isn't that a dragon?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He-- he's into role playing.

Ah!

Where is this?

It's my office.

-Let's go. -I'm coming. I'm-- I'm coming.

Shoot. I'm busted.

Mortimer, I found it.

There was a portal inside the mountain.

I saw it. It really exists. Let's go!

Sara, I don't want you to go.

I have to get away.

We just don't belong here.

We're live at the Borington school,

where there's been a break in.

There's been reports of a dragon-like creature

observed in the area.

How do they know we're here?

It wasn't on purpose.

It was an accident.

You've ruined everything.

For the sake of some likes.

Now it's only you and me, dragon.

Just leave us alone, okay?

Go home to your mom and dad.

Out of my way. Police.

Secure the building.

Copy that, sir.

Colonel Hummer, here.

Yes, I have the same name as the car.

Can we get on with it?

Analysis of the discovered excrement shows

we could be dealing with an unidentified living entity.

A state of emergency has been declared in Borington

and I'm in command, understood?

-Yes, but I am-- -No 'buts'.

- Surround the building! - Copy.

Go, go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Colonel Hummer, isn't this a bit of overkill?

Do you think he can fly?

It won't help, okay?

Thanks to you, he'll be hunted forever.

Please. I know I kind of messed up.

Give me a chance, I can fool them.

This is Colonel Hummer

from the Army Special Unit

for menacing biological organisms.

We will enter the building in 60 seconds,

unless you surrender voluntarily.

Fake news, right?

Everyone knows you shouldn't believe

everything you see on the Internet.

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Get ready to blast the door open.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

What-- are you-- are you-- are you crazy?

-Are you insane? -We have it under control.

No, no, no. Don't blow off the door.

- I have the keys. - He's the principal!

- He's got the keys. - Principal!

Clear the perimeter.

Here, just open it.

Whoa! Don't shoot.

Front entry secure,

alert level three, activate.

Can you hear me?

I hear you loud and clear, over.

Go in and locate the objective.

Neutralize the creature.

Roger.

Come on.

In here.

This is Delta two, moving in.

Target not spotted, over.

Keep searching the building.

Copy.

Report your movement, over.

Status?

Moving on to sector four,

Sector four appears all clear.

If there's anything here, I don't see it.

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Take him to the roof.

I'll make sure no one sees you, okay?

Okay?

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Come on.

Ah! Ah! I'm under attack.

Can you hear me, over?

Officer down!

- Oh. - Hello?

The target turned off the lights.

Hello? You there?

Send in reinforcements, request backup.

Follow me.

You have to climb.

Come on.

You can do it. Come on.

- Hello? What's that? - Can't you hear me?

- You hear me? - Help!

Somebody do something!

Hello! Do you copy?

Report back immediately.

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You see? It doesn't hurt anymore.

Everything will be okay, I promise.

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That's it! Like that.

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You ready?

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stand back, duck!

I think I'm done here.

I'm coming out.

Kids, get back. Get back. Watch.

Neutralize the creature!

Hold your fire, hold your fire.

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Woo-hoo!

Yes!

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-Mortimer? -Mortimer?

- Is that him? - Mortimer!

- Mortimer! - Mortimer!

Is that you?

Fly, Sara.

As far as you can go.

I'm a gangster.

Mattis to station.

Hi, sweetie.

Dispatch to Mattis, over.

Requesting immediate backup.

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Faster!

Almost there!

Go right, there's the cave!

She's headed to the old quarry, over.

Is the suspect on foot, over?

Yeah, uh, not exactly.

Wait.

These people are only after me.

I don't want them to find you.

So I'm gonna let them catch me.

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Okay. Now you have to go.

Go home now.

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Go ahead. I'll be all right.

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I love you, Dragon.

two.

Wait in your vehicles.

What are you doing?

I surrender. You can send me away.

What for?

No one's sending you away, Sara.

-But-- -Nobody wants to send you away.

Is that what you thought?

But the police came.

Yes, they came to place you into a foster family...

but you ran away.

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A lot of people have been worried about you.

- There she is. - Yeah.

- Hey, hey. - Good evening.

Little spirit.

- Hi. - Hi.

Go ahead.

Go on.

Uh...

I just-- I mean, we--

wondering if you would--

if you wanted to celebrate Christmas with us.

I am afraid I still have to take her to the station.

Oh, come on.

Officer.

Does everything have to go by the book all the time?

You know what?

You're absolutely right.

It is Christmas, after all.

Yes. Go on, then.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Hey, how nice.

Mortimer tells me you like dragons.

I sure do.

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We light four candles this evening

and let them burn down...

for longing, joy, hope, and peace.

But most of all, for peace

where we humans live on our little planet.

Thank you, dragon.

Sara, it's present time.

Let's go!

Ready for your presents?

Okay.

What do you think it is?

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