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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,420 I think maybe we should talk about the specificity of the Me Too movements. 2 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:03,165 {\an8} X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=M PEGTS-, 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:10,466 There was the first wave of guys who were accused, 4 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,142 and then there was the second wave, 5 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:15,218 and we could talk about the nuance between the two. 6 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:16,682 I don't think I follow. 7 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:20,897 Well, the first wave was... really bad. 8 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,530 And then the guys accused in the second wave was just different. 9 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,902 Spell it out for me, won't you, Mitch? 10 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:30,113 Well, you are actually a predator. 11 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:33,992 As opposed to... What are you exactly, Mitch? 1 12 00:00:46,143 --> 00:00:48,773 ["Nemesis" playing] 13 00:01:15,214 --> 00:01:16,224 Not you. 14 00:02:19,403 --> 00:02:20,403 [music ends] 15 00:02:31,457 --> 00:02:33,997 [alarm buzzing] 16 00:02:35,669 --> 00:02:36,669 [alarm stops] 17 00:02:40,215 --> 00:02:41,425 [Paige] Here's your coffee. 18 00:02:43,385 --> 00:02:44,385 Thanks. 19 00:02:46,472 --> 00:02:48,642 Two more days of being 49. 20 00:02:49,725 --> 00:02:50,975 Enjoy. 21 00:02:51,894 --> 00:02:52,904 Yep. 22 00:02:57,941 --> 00:02:59,441 [inhales] 23 00:03:16,210 --> 00:03:17,420 [sighs] 24 00:03:28,973 --> 00:03:31,143 [vehicle approaching] 25 00:03:44,822 --> 00:03:48,702 Paul, Paul, Paul, what are you doing here in the middle of the fuckin' night? 26 00:03:48,784 --> 00:03:51,294 - I don't know. Just couldn't sleep. - I get it. 27 00:03:52,705 --> 00:03:55,665 And, hey, happy early birthday since I won't be seeing you Sunday. 28 00:03:55,749 --> 00:03:58,209 Thank you, but I'd rather forget about this one. 29 00:03:59,628 --> 00:04:01,258 [cell phone buzzes] 30 00:04:05,926 --> 00:04:07,386 [Mitch] It's from Alex. 31 00:04:09,138 --> 00:04:12,098 Same stupid song she sends me every year. 32 00:04:12,641 --> 00:04:14,941 [chuckles] Let's do it, boss. 33 00:04:15,936 --> 00:04:17,806 [song playing] 34 00:04:18,689 --> 00:04:20,939 [both chuckling] 35 00:04:21,025 --> 00:04:22,685 She is such an idiot. 36 00:04:23,652 --> 00:04:24,952 I love this song. 37 00:04:27,448 --> 00:04:31,538 ♪ Happy, happy birthday, baby ♪ 38 00:04:34,872 --> 00:04:38,542 ♪ Although you're with somebody new ♪ 39 00:04:42,296 --> 00:04:46,176 ♪ Thought I'd drop a line to say ♪ 40 00:04:46,425 --> 00:04:49,885 ♪ That I wish this happy day ♪ 41 00:04:49,970 --> 00:04:54,980 ♪ Would find me beside you ♪ 42 00:04:56,559 --> 00:04:59,189 And Chip's wondering if you'll reach out to J.Lo, 43 00:04:59,271 --> 00:05:02,111 see if she's interested in talking about the situation in Puerto Rico. 44 00:05:02,191 --> 00:05:04,491 - Sure. Of course. - I'll set that up this evening. 45 00:05:04,568 --> 00:05:07,028 Questions for the education reform debate Tuesday. 46 00:05:07,112 --> 00:05:08,492 Wait, Tuesday? 47 00:05:09,531 --> 00:05:12,241 That's the same day as the wild card game. I'm doing that. 48 00:05:12,951 --> 00:05:14,451 Yeah, that's what I thought. 49 00:05:15,079 --> 00:05:16,659 I'll talk to Chip about it. 50 00:05:17,247 --> 00:05:18,457 [Greg sighs] 51 00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:24,460 Hey, hey, hey! 52 00:05:24,546 --> 00:05:26,666 - Happy birthday weekend, Big Daddy! - Okay! 53 00:05:26,757 --> 00:05:28,177 Thank you. Thank you. 54 00:05:28,258 --> 00:05:30,588 - Happy birthday! - Hi! 55 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:31,928 [both] Oh! 56 00:05:32,012 --> 00:05:33,532 - Hey, happy birthday, man. - Jake! Oh! 57 00:05:33,889 --> 00:05:34,969 Man of the hour. 58 00:05:35,057 --> 00:05:37,937 - Don't shortchange me there, Daniel. Hey! - [man] There he is! 59 00:05:38,519 --> 00:05:39,979 - Man of the year. - There you go. 60 00:05:40,062 --> 00:05:41,062 - Hey! - Happy birthday. 61 00:05:41,146 --> 00:05:43,186 Thank you. What do we have? What do we have? 62 00:05:43,273 --> 00:05:44,533 Oh... 63 00:05:44,608 --> 00:05:46,438 "Power's yet to be restored in Puerto Rico 64 00:05:46,527 --> 00:05:49,197 following the devastation of Hurricane Maria"? 65 00:05:50,322 --> 00:05:51,322 Thank you. 66 00:05:51,407 --> 00:05:53,297 The perfect gift for the woman who has everything. 67 00:05:53,325 --> 00:05:55,285 - Mm-hmm. - So how old does this make you? 68 00:05:55,577 --> 00:05:59,457 [sighs] Well, if this were Logan's Run, they would've killed me 20 years ago. 69 00:06:00,165 --> 00:06:01,875 Uh, help me out? 70 00:06:02,418 --> 00:06:04,088 Old enough to have seen Logan's Run. 71 00:06:04,169 --> 00:06:05,249 Hey. 72 00:06:07,297 --> 00:06:08,417 [Mia] Hey. Uh... 73 00:06:09,466 --> 00:06:10,466 Happy birthday. 74 00:06:10,551 --> 00:06:11,721 Thanks, not till Sunday. 75 00:06:11,802 --> 00:06:12,932 - Oh, yeah. - But thank you. 76 00:06:14,179 --> 00:06:16,769 - ♪ Happy birthday to you... ♪ - Thank you. 77 00:06:16,849 --> 00:06:18,179 Oh! Um... 78 00:06:18,267 --> 00:06:20,437 You got the Hurricane Maria copy there? 79 00:06:20,519 --> 00:06:21,769 - I do. - Okay. 80 00:06:22,604 --> 00:06:23,944 - See you in a bit. - All right. 81 00:06:24,023 --> 00:06:26,903 - Hey! - Hey! It's the fuckin' birthday boy! 82 00:06:37,077 --> 00:06:38,327 What's that spot? 83 00:06:39,455 --> 00:06:41,995 Um, that's just a finger smudge. My bad. 84 00:06:42,082 --> 00:06:43,462 [Alex] Oh, my gosh. There it is. 85 00:06:43,542 --> 00:06:47,462 - [chuckles] Wow! It's here. - [Chip] Mm-hmm. 86 00:06:47,546 --> 00:06:49,436 Thanks, man. Appreciate you bringing it this early. 87 00:06:49,465 --> 00:06:52,715 - [Alex] Hey, thanks. Wow. - That's why they call it a crotch rocket. 88 00:06:52,801 --> 00:06:55,801 Oh, my God. Mitch is gonna love this. 89 00:06:55,888 --> 00:06:58,388 - Which is so lame. - I agree. 90 00:06:58,849 --> 00:07:01,639 Um, Chip, we have a scheduling conflict here. 91 00:07:01,727 --> 00:07:04,097 You have me doing the education reform debate. 92 00:07:04,188 --> 00:07:06,518 And it's the same day as the wild card game. 93 00:07:07,149 --> 00:07:09,899 - Yes, about that. - Yes. 94 00:07:09,985 --> 00:07:11,815 Mitch is gonna cover it. 95 00:07:13,447 --> 00:07:14,947 What? Why? 96 00:07:15,574 --> 00:07:18,914 It's not a big deal. The network just wants to try Mitch on the playoffs. 97 00:07:20,287 --> 00:07:22,407 But I do the playoffs. 98 00:07:22,706 --> 00:07:24,746 Yeah, but I think they just wanna try it. 99 00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:27,273 YDA's closing the gap. They're just throwing shit at the wall, 100 00:07:27,336 --> 00:07:29,056 see if they can get more eyeballs in the morning. 101 00:07:29,088 --> 00:07:30,798 You'll be back on it next year. It's fine. 102 00:07:31,215 --> 00:07:35,675 Chip, people expect to see me in the studio after the game as a tradition. 103 00:07:36,095 --> 00:07:38,715 Isn't that what baseball's all about? Tradition? 104 00:07:39,139 --> 00:07:41,269 It's a museum masquerading as a sport? 105 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,810 Look, I'm on your side, okay? It's just... 106 00:07:43,894 --> 00:07:46,614 The network gets a little nervous, and they... they did a test. 107 00:07:48,899 --> 00:07:49,899 What? 108 00:07:50,859 --> 00:07:52,109 A test? 109 00:07:52,528 --> 00:07:54,108 The network did a test? 110 00:07:55,990 --> 00:08:01,620 I see. So they pay people 50 bucks to come in for a ten-cent opinion. 111 00:08:01,704 --> 00:08:03,964 Exactly. It's stupid, and it's random, okay? 112 00:08:04,039 --> 00:08:07,459 It's just that Mitch happened to test very well. 113 00:08:07,543 --> 00:08:11,263 Mitch tests really well when he tests with me. Okay? 114 00:08:11,338 --> 00:08:13,018 - I agree. - Did they test him with Alison? 115 00:08:13,048 --> 00:08:15,778 Because that's when they should've tested him, when I was away last month. 116 00:08:15,801 --> 00:08:20,221 Because this party of one, this focus group, saw it and it sucked. 117 00:08:20,306 --> 00:08:21,676 Look, they're gonna do more tests. 118 00:08:21,765 --> 00:08:24,635 The cream is gonna rise to the top. You are gonna be fine. Relax. 119 00:08:24,727 --> 00:08:28,267 Oh, my God. Chip, you used to be my producer. 120 00:08:28,731 --> 00:08:32,821 Don't pull that shit on... I am still your producer, okay? 121 00:08:32,901 --> 00:08:37,161 I found you. Hello. I found you. 122 00:08:37,781 --> 00:08:39,701 And now you've found your golden goose? 123 00:08:40,117 --> 00:08:42,037 No, you are my golden goose. 124 00:08:42,119 --> 00:08:45,459 It's just that, technically, I have two golden geese. 125 00:08:45,539 --> 00:08:50,499 Mmm. But now Mitch has you and Fred and Reid in his side pocket. 126 00:08:50,586 --> 00:08:52,206 And I know what you guys do. 127 00:08:52,296 --> 00:08:55,336 You hang out, you... you talk about girls. 128 00:08:55,424 --> 00:08:57,724 You smoke cigars, you play golf. 129 00:08:57,801 --> 00:09:01,391 You give Mitch more good stories, then more people love Mitch. 130 00:09:01,472 --> 00:09:04,082 The more people that love Mitch, the better he's gonna test. Come on. 131 00:09:04,099 --> 00:09:06,979 I get this. I'm not an idiot. 132 00:09:07,394 --> 00:09:08,484 It's not that complicated. 133 00:09:08,562 --> 00:09:09,562 - I know. - Come on. 134 00:09:09,647 --> 00:09:10,827 - What? - Makeup's ready for you. 135 00:09:10,856 --> 00:09:13,476 All right. Thank you. I'm not done with this conversation. 136 00:09:13,567 --> 00:09:14,937 - Okay. Okay. - Okay? 137 00:09:15,026 --> 00:09:16,146 - Seriously? - What? 138 00:09:16,236 --> 00:09:17,396 Don't worry. 139 00:09:18,572 --> 00:09:19,992 Do I look worried? 140 00:09:20,406 --> 00:09:22,486 Worried. Jesus. 141 00:09:26,830 --> 00:09:28,060 - Coffee for you. - Claire, right? 142 00:09:28,082 --> 00:09:29,082 - Yes. - Okay. 143 00:09:29,166 --> 00:09:31,496 - And one of these is yours. - Yes, thank you. 144 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:34,919 - And, Lay... Layla... - Thanks. I'll be fine with that. 145 00:09:35,005 --> 00:09:36,085 Okay. 146 00:09:37,341 --> 00:09:38,721 - Lindsey... - Yes, hi. 147 00:09:38,801 --> 00:09:40,261 - Take that. - Thank you, Carla. 148 00:09:40,344 --> 00:09:42,554 - And... - It's Claire, but... 149 00:09:42,972 --> 00:09:44,472 And Donny. Donny... 150 00:09:44,556 --> 00:09:46,766 Oh, Donny! That's yours. 151 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:50,190 And Jared... 152 00:09:50,604 --> 00:09:51,654 Oh. 153 00:09:51,730 --> 00:09:53,150 [phones ringing] 154 00:09:53,232 --> 00:09:54,782 - Coffee. - Thanks. 155 00:09:55,651 --> 00:09:57,611 Sorry to bother you, but who is Jared? 156 00:09:57,695 --> 00:09:59,655 Sorry, there are just so many names to learn here. 157 00:09:59,738 --> 00:10:01,658 I'm Jared. Head booker. Learn my name. 158 00:10:02,282 --> 00:10:03,282 Sorry. 159 00:10:03,701 --> 00:10:06,501 - Don't take it personally. He's just... - An asshole? 160 00:10:06,578 --> 00:10:07,578 Well, yeah. 161 00:10:07,663 --> 00:10:09,293 Sorry he's your direct superior. 162 00:10:09,707 --> 00:10:12,077 It's all a learning experience. 163 00:10:12,167 --> 00:10:14,247 But I have my goals I'm here to achieve, 164 00:10:14,336 --> 00:10:17,296 so I just figure I'll use every part of the buffalo, 165 00:10:17,381 --> 00:10:18,381 even the asshole. 166 00:10:18,799 --> 00:10:19,799 - Claire? - Yes. 167 00:10:19,883 --> 00:10:22,533 Go make sure Alison's dress showed up for the birthday segment, would you? 168 00:10:22,553 --> 00:10:23,603 - Will do. - Thank you. 169 00:10:23,679 --> 00:10:25,099 Thank you for being human. 170 00:10:26,598 --> 00:10:27,978 - Hey, Jared. Come here. - Yeah. 171 00:10:28,058 --> 00:10:29,288 - What's up? - What the fuck, dude? 172 00:10:29,310 --> 00:10:30,950 What do you mean "what the fuck"? What's going on? 173 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:33,618 Why is Alex talking to Owen Gorman for the Homeland Security story? 174 00:10:33,689 --> 00:10:35,959 You asked me to find someone to cover the confirmation hearing. 175 00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:38,193 No, I asked you to find a senator to cover the hearing. 176 00:10:38,277 --> 00:10:40,207 Someone who is, I don't know, in the actual Senate. 177 00:10:40,237 --> 00:10:41,237 Here you go. Thank you. 178 00:10:41,322 --> 00:10:43,512 As you know, Gorman is a member of the House of Representatives. 179 00:10:43,532 --> 00:10:45,472 We do not care about the opinion of Florida's second district. 180 00:10:45,492 --> 00:10:46,622 Gorman is great TV. 181 00:10:46,702 --> 00:10:48,002 Gorman's an attention whore. 182 00:10:48,078 --> 00:10:50,218 [Chip] He's also an attention whore that you book biweekly. 183 00:10:50,247 --> 00:10:52,827 So from now on, there is a moratorium on booking Gorman, 184 00:10:52,916 --> 00:10:54,886 unless there's a fucking atomic bomb in Tallahassee. 185 00:10:54,918 --> 00:10:56,808 I had Reuben Bowen, but his press secretary just pulled... 186 00:10:56,837 --> 00:10:58,397 There are 14 senators in this committee. 187 00:10:58,422 --> 00:11:00,502 - One of them wants to talk. - It's late in the game. 188 00:11:00,549 --> 00:11:03,469 I have some connections in Sadie Worthington's office. 189 00:11:03,552 --> 00:11:05,182 I can see if I can get her. 190 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:06,889 Yes! Fuck, yes! This... 191 00:11:06,972 --> 00:11:08,662 Why did you wait until now to share that information? 192 00:11:08,682 --> 00:11:09,682 - Guys, who cares? - I... 193 00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:11,477 - Who cares? Just go. Go. Go. - Going. 194 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,040 I'm gonna push the story as late as I can. 195 00:11:13,062 --> 00:11:14,122 - Keep me updated. - [Hannah] Okay! 196 00:11:14,146 --> 00:11:15,146 [Jared] Jesus. Fuck. 197 00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:17,780 - She's a go-getter. - Yeah. Gorgeous too. 198 00:11:17,858 --> 00:11:20,188 Oh! You're so shallow. Get your head out of the gutter. 199 00:11:20,277 --> 00:11:22,107 I learned by watching you, Dad. 200 00:11:22,196 --> 00:11:26,236 Do you ever pinch yourself because you got me instead of Alex? I gotta be more fun. 201 00:11:26,325 --> 00:11:27,575 Gee, you think? 202 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:28,660 [Mitch laughs] 203 00:11:28,744 --> 00:11:31,544 - Good mornin'! - [Alison] Oh, well, well. 204 00:11:31,622 --> 00:11:34,382 ♪ Happy 5-0, Mr. Kessler ♪ 205 00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:37,038 [chuckling] Wow. Am I old enough for you yet? 206 00:11:37,378 --> 00:11:41,418 Give it a couple of years. Nothing gets my juices flowing like an AARP discount. 207 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,630 Oh. I will put it in my calendar. 208 00:11:43,717 --> 00:11:44,837 [Alison chuckles] 209 00:11:44,927 --> 00:11:49,307 Alison, wow. That dress is something else. Really nice. 210 00:11:49,974 --> 00:11:51,484 - Alex! - Yes. 211 00:11:51,558 --> 00:11:53,388 You see that dress that Alison's wearing? 212 00:11:54,019 --> 00:11:57,399 That dress that was just in my immediate eyeline? Yes, I did. 213 00:11:57,982 --> 00:12:00,692 - I did see it. - Why don't you wear any dresses like that? 214 00:12:00,776 --> 00:12:02,896 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Hey, Chip, Chip. 215 00:12:03,404 --> 00:12:06,374 Can we get some dresses like that for Alex? Is that doable? 216 00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:08,088 [Chip] Yeah, I'll see if I can pull some strings. 217 00:12:08,117 --> 00:12:10,737 Nope. Don't pull anything, Chip. We're good. 218 00:12:10,828 --> 00:12:13,038 [floor director] We are live in 30 seconds. 219 00:12:13,122 --> 00:12:14,122 - You know what? - Mm-mmm. 220 00:12:14,707 --> 00:12:16,637 I would take you in that dress over Alison any day. 221 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:17,767 [floor director] Last looks. 222 00:12:17,793 --> 00:12:19,293 Oh, you're so sweet. 223 00:12:19,378 --> 00:12:22,668 Because if you were wearing the dress, that would mean she's naked. 224 00:12:22,756 --> 00:12:24,006 - [taps rim shot] - [chuckles] 225 00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,841 - There it is! - Right? 226 00:12:25,926 --> 00:12:27,846 We had it. First of the day, guys. 227 00:12:27,928 --> 00:12:29,848 [both laughing] 228 00:12:29,930 --> 00:12:31,310 - You saw that coming. - I did. 229 00:12:31,390 --> 00:12:32,950 You knew. You knew I was gonna do that. 230 00:12:33,017 --> 00:12:34,697 - I didn't wanna spoil your punch line. - Thank you. 231 00:12:34,727 --> 00:12:39,437 - Thank you for going with me. - We are live in five, four, three... 232 00:12:40,357 --> 00:12:42,067 - [theme song plays] - Wow. 233 00:12:46,697 --> 00:12:49,577 {\an8}Good morning, everyone, and welcome to The Morning Show. 234 00:12:49,783 --> 00:12:51,293 {\an8}Our top story today: 235 00:12:51,368 --> 00:12:54,708 {\an8}Puerto Rico continues to grapple with the aftermath of Hurricane Maria, 236 00:12:54,788 --> 00:12:58,578 {\an8}as criticism escalates over the federal response to the deadly storm. 237 00:12:59,084 --> 00:13:03,054 We now go to Yanko Flores, who is reporting live from Puerto Rico. Yanko. 238 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,440 - [director] And take it. - [Yanko] Morning, Mitch. 239 00:13:04,465 --> 00:13:08,505 It's been devastating to witness conditions here in San Juan today. 240 00:13:08,594 --> 00:13:12,934 The power lines are down. So many homes are destroyed. 241 00:13:13,015 --> 00:13:14,385 {\an8}More resources from FEMA, 242 00:13:14,475 --> 00:13:17,185 {\an8}from the Pentagon, are expected to arrive early next week. 243 00:13:17,603 --> 00:13:21,613 {\an8}But until then, the recovery efforts are... They're proceeding slowly. 244 00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:23,440 How is morale there, Yanko? 245 00:13:24,109 --> 00:13:29,619 Resilient. Truly beautiful, the way that people are hanging together here on... 246 00:13:29,698 --> 00:13:34,288 la isla del encanto, the Island of Enchantment as it is affectionately known. 247 00:13:34,745 --> 00:13:37,915 They will recover, but they could use some caring. 248 00:13:37,998 --> 00:13:43,458 They've had plenty of this force of nature that just comes through by its own will, 249 00:13:43,545 --> 00:13:46,335 destroys everything and doesn't care. 250 00:13:47,216 --> 00:13:49,936 [male voice] You have reached the office of Senator Sadie Worthington. 251 00:13:49,968 --> 00:13:53,258 Due to high call volume, we are currently unavailable to take your call. 252 00:13:53,347 --> 00:13:54,347 Fuck. 253 00:13:57,518 --> 00:13:58,978 [cell phone buzzes] 254 00:14:01,230 --> 00:14:03,520 - [woman] Hannah? - Christine, hi. 255 00:14:03,607 --> 00:14:04,977 Thanks for calling me back. 256 00:14:05,526 --> 00:14:08,066 I can't get through to Senator Worthington's office in DC... 257 00:14:08,153 --> 00:14:10,413 [Christine] I don't work for Senator Worthington anymore. 258 00:14:10,823 --> 00:14:13,453 Could you possibly put me in touch with your... 259 00:14:13,534 --> 00:14:16,084 You never even RSVP'd to my baby shower. 260 00:14:16,453 --> 00:14:17,503 [sighs] 261 00:14:17,579 --> 00:14:21,999 I'm so sorry. I'm always traveling for work. 262 00:14:22,668 --> 00:14:24,038 But I do need help. 263 00:14:24,128 --> 00:14:25,958 Or to my goodbye party. 264 00:14:26,547 --> 00:14:27,877 [sighs] 265 00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:31,007 I blew it. 266 00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:33,928 I fuckin' blew it. 267 00:14:34,888 --> 00:14:40,558 I threw myself into work, and I didn't prioritize our friendship. 268 00:14:43,897 --> 00:14:46,687 I didn't prioritize any of my personal relationships, 269 00:14:46,775 --> 00:14:48,435 which is clearly not healthy, 270 00:14:48,527 --> 00:14:50,897 but I don't give myself time to think about that. 271 00:14:50,988 --> 00:14:53,948 I never asked you to put me ahead of your work. 272 00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:58,253 I only asked for a small amount of decency from someone I considered my friend. 273 00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:07,049 Listen, I know it doesn't excuse anything, but, um... 274 00:15:10,883 --> 00:15:16,513 living in New York by myself without family, without support... 275 00:15:18,432 --> 00:15:19,852 has been a bitch. 276 00:15:21,894 --> 00:15:23,904 I moved home because I needed it too. 277 00:15:31,528 --> 00:15:35,988 I've just been trying to survive, you know? It gets scary. 278 00:15:36,408 --> 00:15:38,038 You really hurt my feelings. 279 00:15:40,913 --> 00:15:43,673 I am so sorry. 280 00:15:46,335 --> 00:15:51,045 Really, Christine, I... I feel horrible. 281 00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:52,590 [Christine sighs] 282 00:15:52,675 --> 00:15:56,005 It's okay, Hannah. Tell me what you need. 283 00:15:57,471 --> 00:15:58,471 Really? 284 00:15:59,723 --> 00:16:02,103 Coming up, more of our top stories. 285 00:16:02,184 --> 00:16:04,024 And later in the hour, 286 00:16:04,103 --> 00:16:07,313 we sit down with the star of fall's hottest new show 287 00:16:07,398 --> 00:16:10,108 that's already setting ratings records. 288 00:16:10,192 --> 00:16:14,112 Elsa Hanford from UBA's own Late Bloomers is with us next. 289 00:16:14,196 --> 00:16:17,316 - Supposed to be great. - Yep. Oh, wait. What's that? 290 00:16:17,408 --> 00:16:20,038 {\an8}Yes, yes, yes. Oh, and I also hear 291 00:16:20,119 --> 00:16:24,419 {\an8}that it's someone's big birthday coming up this weekend. 292 00:16:24,498 --> 00:16:25,498 {\an8}No, no. 293 00:16:25,582 --> 00:16:28,922 {\an8}-We are not going to do that, are we? - Jesus! 294 00:16:29,003 --> 00:16:34,473 {\an8}[man] ♪ Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you ♪ 295 00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:36,300 Apparently, we are going to do that. 296 00:16:36,385 --> 00:16:38,845 [Alex] Oh, yes, we are, my friend. 297 00:16:39,638 --> 00:16:42,268 {\an8}Stay tuned, everyone. We will be right back. 298 00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:43,429 {\an8}Oh, no. 299 00:16:43,517 --> 00:16:46,187 {\an8}You thought someone shot you, didn't you? 'Cause I did. 300 00:16:46,937 --> 00:16:48,057 And we're clear. 301 00:16:48,147 --> 00:16:49,767 - Oh, God. - Hey. 302 00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:52,358 Sorry. 303 00:16:52,443 --> 00:16:57,073 What bullshit has been planned for this horrible, horrible birthday? 304 00:16:57,156 --> 00:17:00,406 Just the normal love wrapped in mockery. 305 00:17:00,492 --> 00:17:03,872 You know it well. A cake, possibly. 306 00:17:03,954 --> 00:17:05,334 God. Fifty! Kill me! 307 00:17:05,414 --> 00:17:07,174 - Yeah. - Just kill me right now. 308 00:17:07,249 --> 00:17:09,749 - You make 50 look so good. - [exhales] 309 00:17:09,835 --> 00:17:11,625 You really do. Happy birthday, honey. 310 00:17:11,712 --> 00:17:14,262 I would not wanna spend it with anyone other than you. 311 00:17:18,719 --> 00:17:20,299 - Thanks, honey. - [vacuum whirs] 312 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:21,967 - [yells] Jesus! - [Mitch] God! 313 00:17:22,056 --> 00:17:23,096 [Alex] My God! 314 00:17:23,599 --> 00:17:25,019 - Gimme that. - I hate this. 315 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:27,270 I'm sorry. It wasn't my idea. 316 00:17:27,686 --> 00:17:29,806 - I gotta get it outta there. - Get it off of me. 317 00:17:29,897 --> 00:17:32,937 - Here we go. - Oh, oh, oh! Don't... 318 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,380 [Mitch] Don't... What are you doing? What are you doing? 319 00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:36,402 [boy] I can't get it off! 320 00:17:36,487 --> 00:17:39,987 No, no. Come on. Come on. No! You can't pick up that ball. 321 00:17:40,074 --> 00:17:42,374 You can't pick up that ball. No. 322 00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:46,331 - [boy 2] Goal! - No. He got it. He got it. 323 00:17:46,914 --> 00:17:48,964 Oh, no. [laughs] 324 00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:51,381 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 325 00:17:51,793 --> 00:17:53,923 You gotta go. No, he's coming in. 326 00:17:54,003 --> 00:17:56,133 - [dog barking] - He's come... Don't do it. 327 00:17:57,549 --> 00:17:59,049 Don't do it. 328 00:17:59,468 --> 00:18:00,718 Mitch. 329 00:18:00,802 --> 00:18:02,222 [growls playfully] 330 00:18:02,303 --> 00:18:03,813 I thought you were getting ready. 331 00:18:03,888 --> 00:18:04,888 Okay, guys. Guys. 332 00:18:04,974 --> 00:18:08,234 We're supposed to meet Fred and Geneva at the restaurant in less than an hour. 333 00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:11,400 Like a herd of turtles. Oh. Come on. Get up. 334 00:18:17,111 --> 00:18:19,781 [Paige] Oh, good boys. Thank you. 335 00:18:21,115 --> 00:18:22,945 Let me see. Whoop. 336 00:18:23,033 --> 00:18:25,543 - Thanks, Mom. - Napkin on your lap. Napkin on your lap. 337 00:18:26,412 --> 00:18:27,412 [sighs] 338 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,580 [boy] Mmm! 339 00:18:33,961 --> 00:18:36,271 - Here. Let me cut that for you. Come here. - Thank you, Mom. 340 00:18:36,296 --> 00:18:38,546 [Paige] Can I use your fork? Thanks, honey. 341 00:18:39,842 --> 00:18:41,552 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 342 00:18:42,136 --> 00:18:43,426 There you go. 343 00:19:05,534 --> 00:19:06,954 I'm sorry, Paige. 344 00:19:10,622 --> 00:19:11,832 Are you kidding? 345 00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:13,956 No, I'm not. 346 00:19:18,088 --> 00:19:19,588 I've been thinking a lot. 347 00:19:20,466 --> 00:19:22,926 Since your most recent affair broke up? 348 00:19:27,056 --> 00:19:28,056 Yes. 349 00:19:32,603 --> 00:19:34,063 [sighs] 350 00:19:35,064 --> 00:19:36,074 I'm sorry. 351 00:19:41,445 --> 00:19:42,445 Okay. 352 00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:49,617 Paige, we've built a life together. We have two beautiful kids. 353 00:19:52,373 --> 00:19:53,873 I wanna try. 354 00:19:58,170 --> 00:20:00,630 It's hard for me to believe you. 355 00:20:01,048 --> 00:20:02,678 [sighs] I know. 356 00:20:17,064 --> 00:20:19,364 - [cell phone buzzes] - Oh, shit. 357 00:20:20,901 --> 00:20:22,031 Hey, Chipper. 358 00:20:22,111 --> 00:20:24,661 Don't say anything uncouth. Paige is in the car. 359 00:20:24,738 --> 00:20:26,068 - [Chip] Hey, guys. - Hi. 360 00:20:26,156 --> 00:20:28,196 So sorry to bug you on a Sunday night. 361 00:20:28,283 --> 00:20:30,623 Yeah, and on my birthday, asshole. 362 00:20:30,703 --> 00:20:33,123 Oh, shit. I'm an asshole. 363 00:20:33,205 --> 00:20:36,035 I am so sorry, but I swear this will just take one second. 364 00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:39,545 Look, pain in the ass, we gotta move up the attorney general interviews. 365 00:20:39,628 --> 00:20:41,958 I really wanna get you this research in copy 366 00:20:42,047 --> 00:20:43,797 so you're not flying blind for tomorrow. 367 00:20:43,882 --> 00:20:45,882 - Yeah? - Fine. Just send it to the house. 368 00:20:46,844 --> 00:20:48,764 The restaurant's right by the studio. 369 00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:52,176 We could just stop by in, like, five minutes and pick it up. 370 00:20:52,266 --> 00:20:54,026 That would be great. You sure you don't mind? 371 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,560 No, it's fine. Right, Mitch? 372 00:21:00,816 --> 00:21:02,026 Yeah. 373 00:21:02,109 --> 00:21:06,199 Yeah, sure, we'll be late for our dinner, but that's fine. 374 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,280 Okay. 375 00:21:07,364 --> 00:21:10,204 I will leave it with security. Have a good night. 376 00:21:12,202 --> 00:21:13,662 It'll just take a second. 377 00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:17,329 [deep inhale, exhale] 378 00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,000 [elevator bell dings] 379 00:21:27,259 --> 00:21:30,219 - Hey, Jim. - Hey, Mitch. What are you doing here? 380 00:21:31,513 --> 00:21:33,273 Chip said he had some papers for me. 381 00:21:33,349 --> 00:21:34,849 He didn't leave anything with me. 382 00:21:34,933 --> 00:21:37,903 But I can look around and see if he left them with Pat before I got here. 383 00:21:37,978 --> 00:21:38,978 Is Chip here? 384 00:21:40,105 --> 00:21:43,475 Yeah. Looks like he's in the studio. You have to go through the control room. 385 00:21:43,567 --> 00:21:46,237 They're buffing the floors outside the greenroom. 386 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,410 - Okay, thank you. - You're welcome. 387 00:21:48,489 --> 00:21:50,029 "Buffing the floors." 388 00:21:55,704 --> 00:21:56,754 [sighs] 389 00:22:07,424 --> 00:22:09,554 - Surprise! - Surprise! 390 00:22:10,552 --> 00:22:12,262 Oh, my God! 391 00:22:15,432 --> 00:22:17,352 - Oh, God. Were you surprised? - Oh! 392 00:22:17,434 --> 00:22:18,814 So fucking surprised. 393 00:22:18,894 --> 00:22:21,444 Oh, well, buckle up, mister. This is gonna get better. 394 00:22:22,481 --> 00:22:24,401 - [whistle blows] - [marching band plays] 395 00:22:24,483 --> 00:22:25,733 Here we go. Come on. 396 00:22:26,944 --> 00:22:28,284 - Look at that! - I know. 397 00:22:31,365 --> 00:22:32,905 When did you do this? 398 00:22:32,992 --> 00:22:35,622 Oh, you know, all the spare time that I have. 399 00:22:36,745 --> 00:22:38,455 [whistle blows] 400 00:22:40,582 --> 00:22:42,332 Oh, my God! 401 00:22:43,085 --> 00:22:44,665 What the fuck? 402 00:22:46,213 --> 00:22:47,513 [Mitch laughing] 403 00:22:47,589 --> 00:22:49,029 - [Mitch] No, no. - [Alex] You're in heaven. 404 00:22:49,049 --> 00:22:51,389 - You're in heaven. Come on. Look. - Oh, yes. 405 00:22:51,468 --> 00:22:52,468 Look. 406 00:22:53,262 --> 00:22:55,222 Sit, sit, sit. Sit, sit. 407 00:22:55,848 --> 00:22:57,218 - Sit, sit. - Oh! 408 00:22:57,725 --> 00:22:59,805 - [whistle blows] - [drumroll] 409 00:23:04,273 --> 00:23:05,443 [cymbal crash] 410 00:23:05,983 --> 00:23:07,943 Let the party begin! 411 00:23:08,027 --> 00:23:09,277 [cheers, applause] 412 00:23:09,903 --> 00:23:11,033 [whistle blows] 413 00:23:12,573 --> 00:23:14,123 Ladies! 414 00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:17,160 [music playing] 415 00:23:18,329 --> 00:23:21,039 ♪ When you hear the alarm Go ding-a-ling ♪ 416 00:23:21,123 --> 00:23:22,123 ♪ So early ♪ 417 00:23:22,207 --> 00:23:24,587 ♪ All tune in to watch The morning king ♪ 418 00:23:24,668 --> 00:23:25,748 ♪ Oh, great one ♪ 419 00:23:25,836 --> 00:23:28,206 ♪ When ratings come YDA stands not a chance ♪ 420 00:23:28,297 --> 00:23:29,337 ♪ Those losers ♪ 421 00:23:29,423 --> 00:23:32,593 ♪ Mitch Kessler turns 50 tonight ♪ 422 00:23:33,010 --> 00:23:36,140 ♪ Privilege can't change him He's always one of us ♪ 423 00:23:36,221 --> 00:23:37,221 ♪ Hold on now ♪ 424 00:23:37,306 --> 00:23:40,056 ♪ Speaks truth to power Brings down the treasonous ♪ 425 00:23:40,142 --> 00:23:41,142 ♪ Mitch Kessler? ♪ 426 00:23:41,226 --> 00:23:44,096 ♪ He's a millionaire But he'd do it all for free ♪ 427 00:23:44,188 --> 00:23:47,358 - ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ - ♪ Mitch Kessler turns 50 tonight ♪ 428 00:23:47,441 --> 00:23:49,361 No, no, no. 429 00:23:50,027 --> 00:23:51,357 [Dick] Oh, hello! 430 00:23:51,904 --> 00:23:55,454 [women] ♪ Joan of Arc made just 19 Buddy Holly, 22 ♪ 431 00:23:56,158 --> 00:23:59,328 ♪ Old JC was 33 When we bid him adieu ♪ 432 00:23:59,787 --> 00:24:01,787 ♪ Which brings us to the thing We ask for ♪ 433 00:24:01,872 --> 00:24:03,522 - ♪ This an interview ♪ - You're a dead man. 434 00:24:03,540 --> 00:24:07,210 ♪ If only the good die young, old man What does that say for you? ♪ 435 00:24:08,253 --> 00:24:11,633 No, stop it! Hang on. Stop it. Stop it. Stop the music. Enough. 436 00:24:11,715 --> 00:24:14,005 - [music stops] - [shouting] Can you hear me? 437 00:24:14,093 --> 00:24:15,643 [laughter] 438 00:24:16,095 --> 00:24:18,175 Are you able to walk to your seat? 439 00:24:18,263 --> 00:24:20,183 Don't do this. Please don't do this. 440 00:24:20,265 --> 00:24:24,435 This man has a very delicate prostate. So this is a long journey for him. 441 00:24:25,437 --> 00:24:27,357 Ooh. Oh, boy. 442 00:24:27,690 --> 00:24:29,360 - [sighs] - [woman] Uh-oh. 443 00:24:29,441 --> 00:24:35,241 ♪ Wait a minute, girls No one likes a bitch ♪ 444 00:24:35,698 --> 00:24:39,328 ♪ So just pump the brakes ♪ 445 00:24:39,410 --> 00:24:42,040 ♪ And let's give praise to Mitch ♪ 446 00:24:42,121 --> 00:24:46,881 ♪ But then, on second thought The girls might know you best ♪ 447 00:24:47,292 --> 00:24:50,632 ♪ This asshole turns 50 tonight ♪ 448 00:24:50,713 --> 00:24:54,973 ♪ He fawns on preening stars And throws them all softballs ♪ 449 00:24:55,050 --> 00:24:58,300 ♪ Thinks his jokes deserve a curtain call They don't... ♪ 450 00:24:58,387 --> 00:25:01,387 [Dick continues singing, fades] 451 00:25:26,206 --> 00:25:30,376 [women] ♪ Fifty tonight ♪ 452 00:25:31,211 --> 00:25:38,141 ♪ Mitch Kessler turns 50 tonight ♪ 453 00:25:38,844 --> 00:25:41,104 [cheers, applause] 454 00:25:41,180 --> 00:25:43,560 - [man] Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! - [man 2] All right! Yeah! 455 00:25:46,393 --> 00:25:48,523 - [whistles] - [Dick] Happy birthday, baby boy. 456 00:25:48,979 --> 00:25:51,189 Oh, my God. You are insane. 457 00:25:51,565 --> 00:25:52,775 Thank you. 458 00:25:53,317 --> 00:25:54,397 Oh! 459 00:25:54,485 --> 00:25:55,525 Let's do it again! 460 00:25:55,611 --> 00:25:57,991 [rock music playing] 461 00:26:01,241 --> 00:26:02,241 Hey. 462 00:26:03,911 --> 00:26:05,291 More please, sir. 463 00:26:07,373 --> 00:26:08,963 Really. Oh, yeah. 464 00:26:09,041 --> 00:26:11,041 This is where he breaks it before he rides it. 465 00:26:11,126 --> 00:26:12,166 Ooh! 466 00:26:12,252 --> 00:26:14,092 - That fits like a glove. - Yeah. That's it. 467 00:26:14,171 --> 00:26:16,131 - I like it. - I wanna try this. 468 00:26:16,215 --> 00:26:18,715 - Oh, no. - Don't do... No. 469 00:26:18,801 --> 00:26:20,721 - [Dick] Ready? - Okay. 470 00:26:20,803 --> 00:26:23,473 - God... Put your leg over the back of it. - No, no, no. 471 00:26:23,555 --> 00:26:25,055 I wanna... I'm doing sidesaddle. 472 00:26:25,557 --> 00:26:27,847 Fred, why hasn't Dick done a show for the network? 473 00:26:27,935 --> 00:26:30,575 Oh, I'm sorry. You might have him confused with some other Dick Lundy 474 00:26:30,604 --> 00:26:32,214 who would deign to do broadcast television. 475 00:26:32,231 --> 00:26:34,511 I mean, this guy is a filmmaker, damn it. He wears berets. 476 00:26:34,900 --> 00:26:37,950 We should send Dick to meet with Cory Ellison. 477 00:26:38,028 --> 00:26:39,948 Yeah, do a little spin-off of Late Bloomers. 478 00:26:40,030 --> 00:26:42,240 I mean, after all, it is the number one show in America. 479 00:26:42,324 --> 00:26:44,124 All the bus stops say so. It's gotta be true. 480 00:26:44,201 --> 00:26:45,951 That's the middle-aged lesbian show? 481 00:26:46,036 --> 00:26:47,996 The major hit "middle-age lesbian show." 482 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,670 Listen, I gotta hand it to the guy. 483 00:26:49,748 --> 00:26:53,378 Only Cory would have taken that pitch, let alone put it on the air. 484 00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:56,130 Oh, Jesus. And in his first development season? It's ballsy. 485 00:26:56,213 --> 00:26:57,213 The guy takes chances. 486 00:26:57,297 --> 00:26:59,677 - Yeah. - Now, he's a little... unusual. 487 00:26:59,758 --> 00:27:01,258 - He's weird. - He does take chances. 488 00:27:01,343 --> 00:27:04,223 Well, that's why he's the president of entertainment and not news. 489 00:27:04,305 --> 00:27:06,365 I don't know, Reid. You might have to take some big swings. 490 00:27:06,390 --> 00:27:08,030 Your Day, America's nipping at our heels. 491 00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:10,480 Okay. I'll start by adding lesbians. 492 00:27:11,103 --> 00:27:13,543 Good call. All right, gents, I'm gonna go check on the real cake. 493 00:27:13,564 --> 00:27:14,734 Good talking to you, Chip. 494 00:27:15,774 --> 00:27:17,284 How much did the Ducati cost us? 495 00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,739 Oh, not that much really. I mean, it's a custom job. Ninety K or so. 496 00:27:20,821 --> 00:27:23,621 It hardly seems enough given how much money he's made for the network. 497 00:27:23,699 --> 00:27:25,329 - Yeah. - I'm glad to see him so happy. 498 00:27:25,409 --> 00:27:27,789 We're lucky to have him. He just gets better with age. 499 00:27:27,870 --> 00:27:29,160 Yeah. 500 00:27:31,915 --> 00:27:34,035 Have you seen the last numbers on Alex? 501 00:27:35,336 --> 00:27:38,916 Yeah. I can accept the scores on trustworthiness. 502 00:27:39,006 --> 00:27:40,816 In this climate, every journalist has taken a hit, 503 00:27:40,841 --> 00:27:43,471 but her authenticity and relatability numbers? 504 00:27:43,552 --> 00:27:44,552 - Yeah. - Shit. 505 00:27:44,637 --> 00:27:46,467 - Yeah. - When did that fucking happen? 506 00:27:47,056 --> 00:27:49,476 People just see her as rich and powerful now. 507 00:27:50,017 --> 00:27:52,937 A "girl next door" was always her magic. 508 00:27:53,687 --> 00:27:55,897 Yeah. Breaks my heart. 509 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,570 It never would occur to me, when I hired her, 510 00:27:58,651 --> 00:28:01,491 that I might still be around to put her out to pasture. 511 00:28:02,821 --> 00:28:05,911 Come on. We're not there yet. We can still reinvent her a little. 512 00:28:09,078 --> 00:28:11,408 Yeah. Yeah. Course. Sure. 513 00:28:11,997 --> 00:28:14,037 We give it time. Let's see what happens. 514 00:28:15,918 --> 00:28:19,668 Time is cruel, and youth is wasted on the young. 515 00:28:28,806 --> 00:28:30,806 Excuse me, Yanko. 516 00:28:31,225 --> 00:28:34,345 I just wanted to introduce myself. I'm Claire. I'm the new PA. 517 00:28:34,436 --> 00:28:37,016 - Oh, hey. Nice to meet you. Hi. - Hey. Nice to meet you. 518 00:28:37,106 --> 00:28:39,316 Well, welcome. Welcome to the show. 519 00:28:40,025 --> 00:28:42,275 It's quite a baptism into this world. 520 00:28:42,361 --> 00:28:45,111 [Claire] Yeah, and I plan to christen myself in gin and tonics. 521 00:28:45,197 --> 00:28:46,317 - Nice. - By the way, 522 00:28:46,407 --> 00:28:48,697 I really enjoyed your piece on Puerto Rico. 523 00:28:48,784 --> 00:28:51,164 It was incredibly moving. You're very good. 524 00:28:51,245 --> 00:28:54,575 And I can tell that doing the weather actually means something to you, 525 00:28:54,665 --> 00:28:56,535 which is unusual. And nice. 526 00:28:56,959 --> 00:28:58,959 - [laughs] - Well, thank you, Claire. 527 00:29:00,045 --> 00:29:02,005 You have a great deal of depth, don't you? 528 00:29:03,924 --> 00:29:06,594 No. No. I'm actually incredibly shallow. 529 00:29:08,053 --> 00:29:09,723 Well, I'll be the judge of that. 530 00:29:11,390 --> 00:29:13,680 - Enjoy the party. - Yeah. You too. 531 00:29:20,065 --> 00:29:22,605 [funk music playing] 532 00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:28,530 - Here's some people. Hello, everyone. - Oh, hey. Hi. 533 00:29:28,615 --> 00:29:31,865 - How are you? - I know, I know. Don't make a big deal. 534 00:29:32,328 --> 00:29:35,748 Oh, hey. Hey. Nice job getting that senator Friday. 535 00:29:36,749 --> 00:29:39,169 Oh, yeah. Wow. How'd you know? 536 00:29:39,585 --> 00:29:43,085 Well, I kinda know everything that goes on around this place. 537 00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:45,842 I know that Jared... Where is he? 538 00:29:45,924 --> 00:29:49,804 Jared is lazy and complacent, and you did the right thing speaking up. 539 00:29:51,013 --> 00:29:54,143 You know what you did? You made the show better on Friday. 540 00:29:54,224 --> 00:29:55,564 Categorically better. 541 00:29:55,643 --> 00:29:59,903 So, thank you for your efforts, and keep up the good work. 542 00:30:00,898 --> 00:30:01,898 Thank you so much. 543 00:30:10,324 --> 00:30:14,334 Mitch Kessler, we are lucky to have you. 544 00:30:14,995 --> 00:30:18,865 I am so lucky to have you. Happy birthday, honey. 545 00:30:19,917 --> 00:30:21,787 Get up here and make some wishes. 546 00:30:22,294 --> 00:30:24,054 - You've got about 50 of them. - [applause] 547 00:30:25,381 --> 00:30:29,341 [all] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 548 00:30:29,426 --> 00:30:30,716 - Here you go. - Oh, my gosh. 549 00:30:30,803 --> 00:30:34,183 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 550 00:30:34,264 --> 00:30:39,524 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Mitch ♪ 551 00:30:39,937 --> 00:30:45,567 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 552 00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:48,740 [cheering] 553 00:30:51,532 --> 00:30:52,532 Uh... 554 00:30:52,616 --> 00:30:58,996 I'm very, very fortunate to have friends like this and like this in my life. 555 00:30:59,415 --> 00:31:01,665 - And as the last candle burns out, - [laughter] 556 00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:05,460 I say thank you so much for coming and for being my friends. Thank you. 557 00:31:05,796 --> 00:31:06,956 Cheers. 558 00:31:07,047 --> 00:31:08,667 [cheering] 559 00:31:08,757 --> 00:31:13,847 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 560 00:31:13,929 --> 00:31:17,809 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 561 00:31:17,891 --> 00:31:21,021 ♪ Which nobody can deny ♪ 562 00:31:21,103 --> 00:31:23,153 ♪ Nobody can deny ♪ 563 00:31:24,606 --> 00:31:27,316 I can't believe you. You put together that whole thing. 564 00:31:28,068 --> 00:31:32,658 I picked the song, I wrote the lyrics, I auditioned the dancers. 565 00:31:32,740 --> 00:31:35,410 Oh, that's it. That's it. It all makes sense now. 566 00:31:35,492 --> 00:31:39,832 No. Stop it. Stop it. I did it because I love you, Mitch. 567 00:31:39,913 --> 00:31:40,913 - I do. - Oh, God. 568 00:31:40,998 --> 00:31:45,458 It just so happens that loving you comes with certain fringe benefits. 569 00:31:45,544 --> 00:31:46,844 - Mm. - [chuckles] 570 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:50,510 There are some people out there who would vehemently disagree with you. 571 00:31:50,591 --> 00:31:53,341 Oh, fuck 'em! You know? 572 00:31:53,427 --> 00:31:54,987 One of the great things of getting old. 573 00:31:55,012 --> 00:31:58,182 You can just say, "Fuck 'em, fuck it, fuck off." 574 00:31:58,932 --> 00:32:01,602 And be at peace with it. You've nothing left to prove. 575 00:32:01,685 --> 00:32:04,765 You've... You've carved out your place in the world, 576 00:32:05,606 --> 00:32:08,606 and no one and nobody can take that away. 577 00:32:10,444 --> 00:32:12,494 Yeah, I get that I've accomplished a lot, 578 00:32:12,571 --> 00:32:15,951 but it just doesn't feel like it really matters. You know? 579 00:32:16,784 --> 00:32:20,954 I mean, this is all fun, but is that all there is? 580 00:32:22,748 --> 00:32:27,088 I've let down people I love. Maybe that's my legacy. 581 00:32:27,961 --> 00:32:30,091 At the end, maybe that's it. 582 00:32:31,131 --> 00:32:33,551 Please. Please, please, please, please. 583 00:32:34,134 --> 00:32:37,644 Look, I don't know what you've done, 584 00:32:37,721 --> 00:32:42,021 and you certainly don't have to tell me, but, trust me, 585 00:32:42,476 --> 00:32:44,266 - they're gonna get over it. - Mm. 586 00:32:44,353 --> 00:32:45,353 They will. 587 00:32:47,815 --> 00:32:49,185 Although Penny... 588 00:32:49,650 --> 00:32:51,030 [chuckles] 589 00:32:51,110 --> 00:32:52,820 Penny never got over it. 590 00:32:55,155 --> 00:32:56,155 What did you do? 591 00:32:56,573 --> 00:32:57,953 I married Rita. 592 00:33:00,577 --> 00:33:02,787 - And that was a big success, wasn't it? - Yeah. 593 00:33:02,871 --> 00:33:07,041 Jesus Christ. How do I even have any money at all? 594 00:33:07,126 --> 00:33:08,626 - I don't know. - [chuckling] 595 00:33:08,711 --> 00:33:10,711 You know what? Here's the thing. 596 00:33:10,796 --> 00:33:13,256 You are Mitch Kessler. 597 00:33:14,133 --> 00:33:17,093 That matters. Don't forget that. 598 00:33:20,889 --> 00:33:22,769 Doesn't really feel like it matters. 599 00:33:25,602 --> 00:33:27,352 You know, you do all of this stuff, 600 00:33:27,438 --> 00:33:31,358 you achieve all of these things, and then, at the end of the day, 601 00:33:31,442 --> 00:33:34,782 you're just looking at it through a car window as you drive by. 602 00:33:34,862 --> 00:33:36,662 Just doesn't fill you up. 603 00:33:36,739 --> 00:33:38,819 You have your films. 604 00:33:38,907 --> 00:33:39,907 Oh, please. 605 00:33:39,992 --> 00:33:42,042 Dick Lundy films will be around forever. 606 00:33:42,119 --> 00:33:45,289 I am ephemeral. Nobody re-watches the news, 607 00:33:45,706 --> 00:33:49,746 unless it's a plane flying into a building or assassination or something. 608 00:33:49,835 --> 00:33:51,705 Thank God those things don't happen very often. 609 00:33:51,795 --> 00:33:52,795 But... 610 00:33:54,506 --> 00:33:58,216 nobody re-watches "Fall Fashion Trends 2006." 611 00:33:58,302 --> 00:33:59,932 [scoffs, chuckles] 612 00:34:00,012 --> 00:34:02,972 So you say. Where do you think I got the idea for this outfit? 613 00:34:10,105 --> 00:34:11,315 Mm. 614 00:34:12,316 --> 00:34:13,776 - [Dick exhales] - [drink pouring] 615 00:34:13,859 --> 00:34:16,739 Well, I have had too much to drink. 616 00:34:19,823 --> 00:34:21,333 So you're heading out? 617 00:34:21,408 --> 00:34:23,698 Nah. I have to be here in a couple of hours. 618 00:34:24,244 --> 00:34:25,664 I'll sleep when I'm dead. 619 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:30,793 Fuck it. 620 00:34:31,335 --> 00:34:33,705 [taps on table] Fuck it! 621 00:34:34,963 --> 00:34:36,593 That's my boy. 622 00:34:50,688 --> 00:34:52,268 [notification chimes] 623 00:35:06,286 --> 00:35:08,076 - Chip. - I'm up. What happened? 624 00:35:08,538 --> 00:35:10,698 There's a shooting in Las Vegas, happening as we speak. 625 00:35:11,792 --> 00:35:14,172 Oh, fu... Holy fuck. Okay, I got it. 626 00:35:14,253 --> 00:35:17,303 [Hannah] It's active. Outside a concert near Mandalay Bay. 627 00:35:17,381 --> 00:35:19,111 The police have been dispatched to the hotel. 628 00:35:19,132 --> 00:35:21,932 Wait, someone's firing into a fucking concert? 629 00:35:22,011 --> 00:35:23,011 Rena, get in here. 630 00:35:23,554 --> 00:35:26,024 I mean... Is it still active? How many are dead? Jesus Christ. 631 00:35:26,098 --> 00:35:27,138 It's not clear. 632 00:35:27,224 --> 00:35:30,234 Someone is saying that there are multiple shooters in multiple hotels. 633 00:35:30,311 --> 00:35:31,951 [Hannah] I saw that, but it's unconfirmed. 634 00:35:33,647 --> 00:35:36,647 Let's get... Let's get somebody from LA to cover it right now. 635 00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:39,614 - Go get Mitch and Alex and tell 'em we... - Mitch is still here. 636 00:35:39,695 --> 00:35:42,125 Get him! Make sure he gets on a plane as soon as fucking possible. 637 00:35:42,156 --> 00:35:43,876 - Got it! - I'll call Reid, get the jet approved. 638 00:35:43,907 --> 00:35:46,187 Get Mitch and Alex on that plane fucking five minutes ago. 639 00:35:46,243 --> 00:35:47,243 Copy. 640 00:35:50,914 --> 00:35:52,424 [Chip] Oh, Mitch. Good, you're ready. 641 00:35:52,499 --> 00:35:55,999 Car is waiting outside, and Alex is already on her way to the airport. 642 00:35:56,086 --> 00:35:58,506 We're sending Alex too? You think that's necessary? 643 00:35:58,589 --> 00:36:02,179 I mean, this is huge. We're doing the whole show from there, so I need you both. 644 00:36:02,593 --> 00:36:05,393 Okay. If that's your call, Captain. 645 00:36:05,471 --> 00:36:08,311 Chip, I can't get ahold of Jared. I'm still trying... 646 00:36:08,390 --> 00:36:10,430 Oh, you know what? Fuck Jared. He's slipping. 647 00:36:11,685 --> 00:36:14,225 Send that junior booker, Hannah. She's excellent. 648 00:36:15,814 --> 00:36:16,984 Yeah, that's a good idea. 649 00:36:17,066 --> 00:36:20,316 - Let's find Hannah, and find Mia for me. - Okay. 650 00:36:20,402 --> 00:36:22,402 Hey, I've been meaning to talk to you about Mia. 651 00:36:22,488 --> 00:36:25,568 I think maybe you should take her off my team, put her on Alex's team. 652 00:36:26,492 --> 00:36:28,582 It's just kind of uncomfortable right now. 653 00:36:28,661 --> 00:36:30,911 She's great, but it's not a good situation. 654 00:36:33,999 --> 00:36:35,959 [Chip] Mitch wants to move you off his team. 655 00:36:38,379 --> 00:36:39,589 Why? 656 00:36:41,090 --> 00:36:43,430 I think it's... it's just too awkward. 657 00:36:47,763 --> 00:36:49,243 He's punishing me for breaking things off. 658 00:36:49,264 --> 00:36:50,624 - No, he is not. - Yeah, he is. Come on. 659 00:36:50,641 --> 00:36:52,231 Do not take this personally, okay? 660 00:36:53,727 --> 00:36:55,347 Things got messy, okay? 661 00:36:55,437 --> 00:36:58,647 It's nobody's fault, but he does have a right to say who he wants on his team. 662 00:36:58,732 --> 00:37:00,732 And I'm sorry. It's... 663 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,320 Where you gonna put me? 664 00:37:04,822 --> 00:37:06,872 - On Alex's team. - Oh, my God. 665 00:37:06,949 --> 00:37:10,239 It's gonna be best, all things considered. I'll speak with her about it. 666 00:37:12,246 --> 00:37:13,536 So I'm not going to Vegas? 667 00:37:14,289 --> 00:37:15,289 No. 668 00:37:15,708 --> 00:37:17,328 You get to stay back here with me. 669 00:37:18,419 --> 00:37:19,669 [chuckles] 670 00:37:20,504 --> 00:37:23,514 Listen. I really need your help on this one. 671 00:37:26,343 --> 00:37:27,433 Okay, boss. 672 00:37:28,512 --> 00:37:30,892 I'll get on social, figure out everything I can. 673 00:37:33,267 --> 00:37:34,937 - [door opens] - [sighs] 674 00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:37,396 - [door closes] - Shit. 675 00:37:37,479 --> 00:37:39,769 It's gonna be a block of rooms. Fifteen people. 676 00:37:39,857 --> 00:37:43,237 At least two suites, as close to the scene as possible. 677 00:37:43,319 --> 00:37:44,459 - [Hannah] You're looking for me? - Yeah. 678 00:37:44,486 --> 00:37:46,156 You're going to Vegas to do the booking. 679 00:37:46,238 --> 00:37:47,868 - Me? - Yeah, you're leaving now. 680 00:37:47,948 --> 00:37:49,028 What about Jared? 681 00:37:49,116 --> 00:37:50,826 Mitch wants you. So... 682 00:37:53,912 --> 00:37:56,752 Congrats. Now get the fuck out of here. Please. 683 00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:58,541 Thank you. 684 00:38:03,005 --> 00:38:05,965 [woman] All units, we have shots fired at the Route 91 Harvest Festival. 685 00:38:06,050 --> 00:38:07,900 - [gunfire] - Shots are coming from the higher floors. 686 00:38:07,926 --> 00:38:11,716 [man] Details are extremely limited at this time, but here's what we do know. 687 00:38:11,805 --> 00:38:14,675 There is one, possibly two shooters 688 00:38:14,767 --> 00:38:17,647 that began opening fire from the Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino... 689 00:38:17,728 --> 00:38:20,558 - Oh, my God. - on one of the top floors. 690 00:38:20,648 --> 00:38:22,248 They're firing into the Route 91 Harvest Festival. 691 00:38:22,274 --> 00:38:24,534 We'll feed you updates as we get 'em. 692 00:38:24,610 --> 00:38:26,360 - Concert performer Jason Aldean... - Okay. 693 00:38:26,445 --> 00:38:28,985 - Had just taken the stage. - All right. Let's go. 694 00:38:29,073 --> 00:38:31,623 The concertgoers thought they were hearing fireworks. 695 00:38:32,201 --> 00:38:34,581 [male reporter speaking Spanish] 696 00:38:35,537 --> 00:38:36,787 [Alex groans] 697 00:38:38,082 --> 00:38:39,082 [man] Sick. 698 00:38:41,669 --> 00:38:43,709 - [siren whoops in distance] - [chattering] 699 00:38:45,172 --> 00:38:47,552 [Alex sniffles] Why do people keep doing this? 700 00:38:47,633 --> 00:38:49,053 [Mitch] I wish I knew. 701 00:38:49,718 --> 00:38:51,468 It's just so overwhelming. 702 00:38:51,971 --> 00:38:54,101 - You can't cry right now. - I know. I know. 703 00:38:54,181 --> 00:38:55,661 - Think of something else. - Okay, okay, okay. 704 00:38:55,683 --> 00:38:57,273 - Do Kegels. - Oh, God. 705 00:38:57,351 --> 00:38:59,691 - Okay. We're live in five... - I'm sorry. 706 00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:02,150 Four, three... 707 00:39:06,318 --> 00:39:08,108 We're coming to you from Las Vegas, 708 00:39:08,195 --> 00:39:11,405 where over 50 people are confirmed dead and hundreds injured 709 00:39:11,490 --> 00:39:15,790 in what will go down as the deadliest mass shooting in US history. 710 00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:20,080 Last night, a gunman opened fire from the window of a guest room 711 00:39:20,165 --> 00:39:24,335 at the Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino into a sea of concertgoers 712 00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:27,210 at the Route 91 Harvest Festival. 713 00:39:27,297 --> 00:39:29,587 A motive has yet to be determined. 714 00:39:30,009 --> 00:39:35,009 As a city and a nation mourn in the wake of this horrific tragedy, 715 00:39:35,097 --> 00:39:39,767 we will be with you to try to make sense of an act that cannot be made sense of. 716 00:39:42,271 --> 00:39:44,151 Yes, okay. Of course. 717 00:39:44,648 --> 00:39:45,938 All right, see you soon. 718 00:39:47,818 --> 00:39:49,148 - Hey, Greg. Um... - Yeah. 719 00:39:49,236 --> 00:39:53,066 I'm gonna meet a girl whose friend was killed last night. 720 00:39:53,157 --> 00:39:56,657 Um, she thinks she might be willing to go on the show tomorrow. 721 00:39:57,202 --> 00:39:58,202 Good work, Hannah. 722 00:39:59,163 --> 00:40:00,163 Okay. 723 00:40:00,247 --> 00:40:02,327 [phone buzzes] 724 00:40:08,756 --> 00:40:10,506 Do you think we're dead inside? 725 00:40:12,509 --> 00:40:15,049 I think we're in an induced coma. 726 00:40:19,391 --> 00:40:21,391 How long can we keep doing this? 727 00:40:23,062 --> 00:40:28,652 It's just not natural to face this kind of pain... 728 00:40:29,485 --> 00:40:32,565 this often... on this level. 729 00:40:34,281 --> 00:40:37,161 Yeah, I don't know. It's awful. 730 00:40:38,243 --> 00:40:40,413 But it might be the most natural thing there is. 731 00:40:42,289 --> 00:40:45,789 Pain is the most innate part of the human experience I can think of. 732 00:40:50,130 --> 00:40:52,340 Oh. It's very depressing. 733 00:40:54,093 --> 00:41:00,023 It's funny, because, really, the unnatural part is having this much money. 734 00:41:01,809 --> 00:41:06,109 Part of being this successful is having enough money to not have to see the pain. 735 00:41:06,563 --> 00:41:09,193 That's why everybody wants to live in these really nice, 736 00:41:09,274 --> 00:41:11,904 upscale, safe neighborhoods. 737 00:41:12,528 --> 00:41:17,118 So they don't have to see the realities of life. 738 00:41:20,828 --> 00:41:22,998 The world is unfair and sad. 739 00:41:23,497 --> 00:41:24,747 It's ugly. 740 00:41:25,374 --> 00:41:27,464 And we hide from it in our wealth. 741 00:41:29,211 --> 00:41:31,761 But then the way you and I make our money, 742 00:41:31,839 --> 00:41:35,589 is we put ourselves right in the middle of everybody else's pain. 743 00:41:38,846 --> 00:41:40,006 [scoffs] 744 00:41:41,974 --> 00:41:43,564 But here we are, 745 00:41:44,143 --> 00:41:47,153 with no escape hatch on this very lucrative, 746 00:41:47,229 --> 00:41:50,019 highly visible hamster wheel from hell. 747 00:41:51,984 --> 00:41:56,784 I don't know how I would do all of this every day if I didn't have you. 748 00:41:57,698 --> 00:41:58,868 I really don't. 749 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,660 Well, Alex... 750 00:42:06,123 --> 00:42:10,593 you are my best friend, and all bullshit aside, 751 00:42:10,669 --> 00:42:12,299 you're like a part of me. 752 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:14,210 You always will be. 753 00:42:15,883 --> 00:42:17,183 Me too, honey. 754 00:42:27,269 --> 00:42:28,939 Okay. We should get back to the hotel. 755 00:42:29,021 --> 00:42:31,731 No. No, no, no, no. Don't go. 756 00:42:31,815 --> 00:42:35,025 There's a bar somewhere with our name on it, calling to us. 757 00:42:35,110 --> 00:42:36,740 We should... We should go drinking. 758 00:42:37,696 --> 00:42:38,816 [chuckles] 759 00:42:39,740 --> 00:42:42,490 You have barely slept in 48 hours. 760 00:42:43,410 --> 00:42:44,830 It's time to put you to bed. 761 00:42:44,912 --> 00:42:46,332 - I know. You're right. - I know. 762 00:42:46,997 --> 00:42:48,537 - You're always right. - Yeah. 763 00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:51,086 Will you always tell me what to do? 764 00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:53,300 - I can do that. - [laughs] 765 00:42:57,257 --> 00:42:59,637 [piano music playing] 766 00:43:01,178 --> 00:43:03,348 [chattering] 767 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,520 [man singing] 768 00:43:32,668 --> 00:43:34,418 - Hey, man. What's up? - Hey. 769 00:43:37,798 --> 00:43:39,588 [singing continues] 770 00:44:27,348 --> 00:44:28,638 Hey. Hiya. 771 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:31,190 How you doing? 772 00:44:32,436 --> 00:44:34,476 Oh, I'm... I'm fine. 773 00:44:35,731 --> 00:44:36,771 Really? 774 00:44:38,692 --> 00:44:42,282 You shouldn't be. There's nothing fine about this. 775 00:44:44,031 --> 00:44:45,821 [helicopters whirring] 776 00:44:52,289 --> 00:44:53,669 Let's walk back to the hotel. 777 00:44:57,544 --> 00:45:00,134 [song continues] 778 00:45:01,757 --> 00:45:04,547 This is tough. This one especially. 779 00:45:06,887 --> 00:45:10,097 You know, you can't beat yourself up over not being a robot. 780 00:45:10,432 --> 00:45:14,272 Sometimes you just have to feel sad as shit and live with it. 781 00:45:15,688 --> 00:45:18,068 Okay then. I'm sad as shit. 782 00:45:18,148 --> 00:45:20,278 [chuckles] That-a-girl. 783 00:45:26,073 --> 00:45:29,663 I don't think I've ever learned so much in a single day. 784 00:45:30,369 --> 00:45:32,369 Yeah, you're a sponge, aren't you? 785 00:45:32,454 --> 00:45:35,794 You just absorb stuff. Absorb all sorts of information. 786 00:45:35,874 --> 00:45:37,134 That's what makes you smart. 787 00:45:38,085 --> 00:45:42,205 And you really care about your job. That's why I wanted you to be here. 788 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:47,760 Thank you. 789 00:45:49,138 --> 00:45:50,138 Thank you. 790 00:45:51,348 --> 00:45:52,598 [song continues] 791 00:46:06,071 --> 00:46:07,571 [song ends] 792 00:46:09,658 --> 00:46:12,368 [Alex] Chip, this doesn't make any sense. 793 00:46:12,453 --> 00:46:16,003 I was just with him. He didn't mention a word about this. 794 00:46:16,373 --> 00:46:18,003 Does he honestly think I'm... 795 00:46:18,792 --> 00:46:22,462 No, I'm not... I'm not taking Mitch's hand-me-downs. 796 00:46:22,546 --> 00:46:24,466 Alex, Mia is not a hand-me-down. 797 00:46:25,215 --> 00:46:27,585 So, he's not comfortable with her on his team? 798 00:46:27,676 --> 00:46:30,546 Well, I'm not comfortable with her on my team. You know what? 799 00:46:31,472 --> 00:46:34,182 He can shit where he eats all that he wants, 800 00:46:34,266 --> 00:46:37,186 but I am not his fucking trash can. 801 00:46:38,187 --> 00:46:42,727 Okay. Hold on. Okay. Mitch has done really, really well with Mia on his team. 802 00:46:42,816 --> 00:46:45,776 And maybe with her on your team, you know, she might help you... 803 00:46:45,861 --> 00:46:50,911 Are you really trying to tell me that Mia on my team will help me test better? 804 00:46:51,950 --> 00:46:53,870 No, Alex, all I am saying is you... 805 00:46:53,952 --> 00:46:55,122 No, that's it. I'm done. 806 00:46:55,204 --> 00:46:56,834 I'm hanging up on you. I'm over this. 807 00:46:56,914 --> 00:46:58,084 Alex... Come on. 808 00:47:00,751 --> 00:47:02,091 [line beeps] 809 00:47:03,170 --> 00:47:04,210 Fuck. 810 00:47:05,047 --> 00:47:06,257 Great. 811 00:47:08,634 --> 00:47:10,744 [Mitch] You know what I think about when I'm sad as shit... 812 00:47:10,761 --> 00:47:13,351 - What? - And trying not to kill myself? 813 00:47:13,430 --> 00:47:14,470 Stupid things. 814 00:47:15,641 --> 00:47:20,941 Like this one time, I was younger than you, just getting started. 815 00:47:21,772 --> 00:47:25,322 KQWK in Sacramento, 816 00:47:25,818 --> 00:47:29,448 ten minutes before 6:00, the anchor's appendix burst. 817 00:47:30,197 --> 00:47:33,737 That's... No. That's not... That's not the funny part. 818 00:47:34,451 --> 00:47:39,001 So, none of the fill-ins were available, so they came to me. 819 00:47:39,498 --> 00:47:42,538 Now, I assure you, I was way, way down on their list. 820 00:47:42,626 --> 00:47:45,416 I bet that they went to the janitor before they came to me. 821 00:47:45,504 --> 00:47:46,964 They asked him, he turned it down, 822 00:47:47,047 --> 00:47:49,677 and then they came knocking on Mitch Kessler's door. 823 00:47:50,426 --> 00:47:53,216 And I was scared shitless. 824 00:47:53,304 --> 00:47:57,394 My shit had left town on a bus. 825 00:47:58,475 --> 00:47:59,935 Um... 826 00:48:00,019 --> 00:48:03,559 But I just figured, you know, I want this. 827 00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:08,360 This is my opportunity to show the people who make the decisions 828 00:48:08,444 --> 00:48:09,744 that I got the goods. 829 00:48:10,154 --> 00:48:11,824 So, I gathered myself, 830 00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,739 I put on my very finest tie, 831 00:48:15,492 --> 00:48:19,122 and I went and I assumed my place at the anchor desk. 832 00:48:19,913 --> 00:48:21,873 And then I passed out. 833 00:48:21,957 --> 00:48:22,957 [Hannah laughs] 834 00:48:23,042 --> 00:48:25,672 And I went right over the back of the chair. 835 00:48:25,753 --> 00:48:28,843 And I woke up in an ambulance. 836 00:48:28,922 --> 00:48:34,432 The EMTs told me that I kept throwing to them for sports and weather. 837 00:48:35,137 --> 00:48:38,847 Twenty-seven stitches. Look at that. Right there. 838 00:48:38,932 --> 00:48:40,682 - Oh, my God. - Yep. 839 00:48:40,768 --> 00:48:43,848 I am very happy that I don't have Daniel's hair. 840 00:48:44,938 --> 00:48:45,938 You... 841 00:48:46,774 --> 00:48:49,234 You didn't fall out of a chair. You're doing great. 842 00:48:50,736 --> 00:48:54,566 I know that this is a really dark day to associate with your big break, 843 00:48:54,657 --> 00:48:56,947 but that's the gig. 844 00:48:57,743 --> 00:49:02,673 Sometimes it's strange, sometimes downright awful, but you're doing it. 845 00:49:05,125 --> 00:49:08,875 And you are helping to bring the news to the world, 846 00:49:08,962 --> 00:49:10,592 and you should be proud of that. 847 00:49:12,508 --> 00:49:15,838 - Thank you. - Oh, yeah. I'm a font of wisdom. 848 00:49:16,512 --> 00:49:18,182 I appreciate the pep talk. 849 00:49:18,263 --> 00:49:21,023 Yuck. Thank you. Thank you. 850 00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:22,230 Oh! 851 00:49:22,309 --> 00:49:26,019 Actually, when I'm really depressed, 852 00:49:26,105 --> 00:49:29,315 there is one thing that I do have in my arsenal. 853 00:49:32,027 --> 00:49:33,957 [man] Why don't you improve your lie a little, sir? 854 00:49:33,988 --> 00:49:36,048 - [man 2] Yes, yes. Winter rules. Right. - [Mitch laughs] 855 00:49:36,073 --> 00:49:37,473 I can't believe you've never seen this. 856 00:49:37,491 --> 00:49:39,031 [man 3] Double farts! 857 00:49:39,118 --> 00:49:40,698 [Mitch chuckling] 858 00:49:41,787 --> 00:49:43,787 - [man 4] Fore! - [man 1] Fine shot. 859 00:49:46,583 --> 00:49:47,633 [chuckling] 860 00:49:47,710 --> 00:49:50,800 - Oh! - I shoulda yelled "two." 861 00:49:50,879 --> 00:49:53,439 - Wow. Is it really that bad? - Why don't you walk this off, sir? 862 00:49:53,465 --> 00:49:55,925 - You hate it. - I'm sorry. 863 00:49:56,010 --> 00:49:57,450 Hey, what do you got in here? Rocks? 864 00:49:57,511 --> 00:50:01,061 Are you kidding? When I was your age, I would lug 50 pounds of ice up five... 865 00:50:01,140 --> 00:50:05,890 It's just... I'm not an expert at shoving it down just yet. I'm sorry. 866 00:50:05,978 --> 00:50:07,478 - I'll try... - No, no, no, no. 867 00:50:09,315 --> 00:50:10,605 [sighs] 868 00:50:10,691 --> 00:50:12,531 You're probably healthier than I am. 869 00:50:16,780 --> 00:50:19,410 Maybe I'm just tired, and it's catching up with me. 870 00:50:20,659 --> 00:50:21,789 Yeah. 871 00:50:23,787 --> 00:50:25,457 I should go. 872 00:50:29,543 --> 00:50:32,303 I know you have to be up early, 'cause I do too. 873 00:50:32,379 --> 00:50:33,379 No, it's okay. 874 00:50:35,132 --> 00:50:36,302 Thanks. 875 00:51:03,410 --> 00:51:04,790 You smell good. 876 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:09,916 [kisses] 877 00:51:17,716 --> 00:51:18,716 I like you. 878 00:51:22,805 --> 00:51:25,015 I like you too. 879 00:51:43,951 --> 00:51:47,001 This isn't what I expected when I came up here. 880 00:51:47,496 --> 00:51:48,576 I know. 881 00:51:49,289 --> 00:51:51,249 It's a nice surprise though, isn't it? 882 00:51:53,168 --> 00:51:54,248 You know? 883 00:51:55,295 --> 00:51:56,335 Hey. 884 00:51:59,174 --> 00:52:00,974 It's okay. Just wanna feel good. 885 00:52:09,393 --> 00:52:11,023 You're so beautiful. 886 00:52:11,103 --> 00:52:12,903 [belt buckle clinking] 887 00:52:14,356 --> 00:52:15,516 It's okay. 888 00:52:42,885 --> 00:52:44,425 [gasps] Uh... 889 00:52:45,596 --> 00:52:48,016 Um... [moans, gasps] 890 00:53:15,376 --> 00:53:17,416 [moans, exhales] 891 00:54:16,478 --> 00:54:18,728 {\an8}-[man] Push that story in. - [man 2] Yes, sir. 892 00:54:18,814 --> 00:54:21,404 {\an8}-Yeah, everything's up and ready. - [man 1] Right. 893 00:54:21,483 --> 00:54:23,283 - Ready to go. - [woman] Yeah. 894 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:24,920 [man 1] We just need to come up with... 895 00:54:25,529 --> 00:54:27,569 [woman] No, that's exactly what he said. 896 00:54:28,907 --> 00:54:31,447 So we're just gonna put that up front now. 897 00:54:32,453 --> 00:54:34,873 We're turning to something a little bit more... 898 00:54:36,957 --> 00:54:38,247 [Rena] Hannah. 899 00:54:40,336 --> 00:54:41,796 [singsongy] Hannah. 900 00:54:41,879 --> 00:54:43,339 Here are the Springsteen tickets 901 00:54:43,422 --> 00:54:46,432 that Jared needed for the mother of the septuplets. 902 00:54:47,593 --> 00:54:49,093 - Oh, right. Yeah. - Yeah. 903 00:54:49,178 --> 00:54:50,508 I'll get those to him. 904 00:54:52,097 --> 00:54:53,097 Hey. 905 00:54:54,516 --> 00:54:55,846 How was Vegas? 906 00:55:00,105 --> 00:55:02,725 - It was really sad. - Yeah. 907 00:55:12,868 --> 00:55:14,788 - [woman] Hey, Mitch. Welcome back. - Thank you. 908 00:55:18,791 --> 00:55:19,791 Hey, Hannah. 909 00:55:46,777 --> 00:55:48,987 [footsteps, muffled] 910 00:56:11,802 --> 00:56:13,602 [footsteps fade] 911 00:57:00,768 --> 00:57:03,398 [man] Hey. You can't go in there right now. 912 00:57:05,064 --> 00:57:06,944 I work downstairs. I need to speak to you. 913 00:57:07,024 --> 00:57:10,034 - I'm sorry. I told her... - No, it's fine, James. Give us a moment. 914 00:57:17,576 --> 00:57:20,286 I just got back from Las Vegas with The Morning Show. 915 00:57:23,791 --> 00:57:25,041 What is it, dear? 916 00:57:33,884 --> 00:57:38,894 Mitch Kessler invited me to his room to watch a movie, and he wound up... 917 00:57:40,599 --> 00:57:42,099 [shaky breathing] 918 00:57:42,726 --> 00:57:43,766 He... 919 00:57:45,437 --> 00:57:47,437 [voice cracks] He wound up... 920 00:57:47,940 --> 00:57:50,190 [sobs] He... 921 00:57:50,818 --> 00:57:52,148 You don't have to say it. 922 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:54,820 You don't have to say anything. 923 00:57:56,407 --> 00:57:57,657 What's your name? 924 00:57:59,868 --> 00:58:00,908 Uh... 925 00:58:01,370 --> 00:58:05,210 I'm Han... I'm Hannah Shoenfeld. I'm a junior booker. 926 00:58:06,875 --> 00:58:08,125 Hannah Shoenfeld. 927 00:58:15,259 --> 00:58:18,549 I've heard about you. I hear you're doing some great work. 928 00:58:22,725 --> 00:58:24,175 Hannah Shoenfeld, 929 00:58:25,060 --> 00:58:26,900 I heard head booker... 930 00:58:28,522 --> 00:58:30,022 might be in your future. 931 00:58:42,286 --> 00:58:43,286 So... 932 00:58:43,996 --> 00:58:45,956 So this is how it happens? 933 00:58:48,667 --> 00:58:52,047 Absolutely. People do fantastic work, and they get promoted. 934 00:58:52,129 --> 00:58:54,879 That is absolutely how it happens. 935 00:59:05,351 --> 00:59:06,351 So... 936 00:59:08,312 --> 00:59:10,192 I'm head booker now? 937 00:59:13,567 --> 00:59:14,567 Yes. 938 00:59:23,786 --> 00:59:24,786 Okay. 939 00:59:41,512 --> 00:59:42,762 [door opens] 940 00:59:44,723 --> 00:59:45,933 [door closes] 941 01:00:00,698 --> 01:00:04,368 {\an8}The Times article details shocking allegations against Weinstein 942 01:00:04,451 --> 01:00:05,831 {\an8}from eight different women, 943 01:00:05,911 --> 01:00:08,791 {\an8}ranging from workplace harassment to sexual abuse, 944 01:00:08,872 --> 01:00:11,132 including unwanted physical contact, 945 01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:14,628 promises of career advancement in exchange for sexual favors, 946 01:00:14,712 --> 01:00:18,012 and claims that the Hollywood mogul threatened retaliation 947 01:00:18,090 --> 01:00:20,180 if his sexual advances were rejected. 948 01:00:20,259 --> 01:00:22,509 The story also alleges that Weinstein 949 01:00:22,594 --> 01:00:24,884 has been paying off his accusers for over three decades... 950 01:00:24,930 --> 01:00:26,560 [Mitch] Wow, what a creep. 951 01:00:27,558 --> 01:00:29,348 - [sighs] - Including actor Rose McGowan. 952 01:00:29,435 --> 01:00:33,855 In 1997, the Scream star reportedly received a $100,000... 953 01:00:33,939 --> 01:00:35,859 I'm gonna finish our pretape for tomorrow. 954 01:00:35,941 --> 01:00:38,691 - [Alex] Okay. - during the Sundance Film Festival. 955 01:00:38,777 --> 01:00:42,867 Harvey Weinstein now intends to sue the New York Times for defamation, 956 01:00:42,948 --> 01:00:45,738 - allegedly for $50 million. - What a pig. 957 01:00:45,826 --> 01:00:49,496 A spokeswoman for the Times states that Mr. Weinstein and his lawyer 958 01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:52,000 have confirmed the essential points of the story 959 01:00:52,082 --> 01:00:55,342 and that Mr. Weinstein has not pointed to any errors 960 01:00:55,419 --> 01:00:58,419 or challenged any facts in the story. 961 01:00:58,505 --> 01:01:00,505 This comes after the Oscar-winning producer 962 01:01:00,591 --> 01:01:03,471 first issued an attempted conciliatory statement saying, 963 01:01:03,552 --> 01:01:06,062 "He came of age in the '60s and '70s 964 01:01:06,138 --> 01:01:09,518 when all the rules about behavior at workplaces were different. 965 01:01:09,808 --> 01:01:11,268 That was the culture then." 966 01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:14,270 Weinstein went on to say he's brought on therapists 967 01:01:14,355 --> 01:01:16,705 - and plans to take a leave of absence from his company - and plans to take a leave of absence from his company 968 01:01:16,732 --> 01:01:20,812 And deal with his issues head-on. 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