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You're over here, jerking off our swap sign.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

My name's Lexi, and my family decided to try this new family swap thing.

It's basically where you trade places with another family for a day and see

that feels.

My stupid therapist thought maybe this would be a good idea for us.

Candace arrived first.

She seemed nice.

She seemed too young to be a mom.

I really liked her, though, and I think she'd be fun to hang out with.

Charles is my family swap dad.

I'm not usually into older men, but he's pretty hot.

I keep thinking.

I wonder if he would fuck me.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like.

Are they bigger?

I wonder what my real dad would think if I fucked him.

I'm still not sure about Juan.

He looks at me funny.

I can't tell if he thinks I'm a cunt or he's still trying to look down my shirt.

I bet my new little brother has a hard -on for me.

Oh, hey.

Hey. You must be Juan.

And you're Lexi? Mm -hmm. Nice to meet you.

Oh, um, do you have a shower by any chance?

Yeah, over to the left by your room.

All right, thank you.

Mm -hmm.

What? You got water all over this one.

Oh shit, I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Let me help you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Am I making you feel uncomfortable?

No, not at all.

Your dog is just pointing right at me.

You're gonna have to take care of that.

You can't have a bunch of built -up testosterone around this house right

Then, about halfway through the swap, things got a little bit crazy.

Picture one.

It's been a great week so far.

I agree.

You are so sweet.

You know, I think I like you guys better than my own family.

Well, I'm gonna get some water.

Would anyone like anything?

Oh, um, actually, I think we'll go with you. I'm pretty thirsty, too.

Okay.

Take a look.

I told you.

I'd help you out with this.

What are you talking about?

I haven't seen your boner this whole game.

They're in the next room.

What are you doing?

It's way bigger than I remember.

Such a nice hug.

the cups are right over here

I

didn't mean to show you too much of myself

pretty attractive for an older guy.

Thanks, I guess.

One of the reasons my therapist said I should be on this show is to work

my daddy issues.

Yeah, you know, I'm not your guy.

Well, why not?

You're big and strong.

I like it.

Yeah, I don't think this is such a good idea.

Well, it looks like you're interested.

Come on.

We should go check on that.

What was that?

Uh, Juan knocked over the lamp.

How did Juan knock over the lamp?

Are you insinuating something?

What have you been up to? You guys have been in the kitchen for a long time.

I was getting water.

Like gallons of water?

I wasn't up to anything.

What are you doing in here?

You're over here jerking off our swap, son.

I'll show you what we were doing in here. Mm -hmm.

Yeah, I'll show you. Show me.

I'm sorry.

I love you.

I'm sorry.

um um

Wow.

um um um

Oh, my God.

I kind of want to see you suck her.

Lexi.

Sit on this cock.

Yeah.

Are you getting for me?

Sucking your dead cock.

Yeah.

Oh.

Bye. Bye.

Oh, my God. Oh,

yeah.

Amen.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Just like that.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

If they ever air this show, my husband's going to kill me.

Yeah.

Well, maybe you guys can be my family every weekend.

I like the sound of that.