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-Good evening. -Good evening.

In this show, 6 strangers

live their lives under one roof, creating various stories.

All the show has provided...

is a nice house and nice cars.

As always, there is no script.

None at all.

Also...

Ta-da!

Welcome!

Hi, thanks for having us.

You've been sitting here for quite a while.

Having you say that is so embarrassing, could you please stop?

That part where you say, You-san, "a nice home and nice cars,"

when will you finally start to memorize it?

Even though she does it every week,

it's like she vaguely remembers, so she has to look in Tori-chan's eyes...

and ask, "Did I get that right?"

Have you been watching this whole time?

-I have been. -Really?

Omi, you've haven't been watching, right?

Every week, I PVR it.

Really? I'm happy to hear that.

Even though I can't watch it in real-time, I go home and catch up.

I get all excited watching the show.

I feel like it's been a while since my heart has beated in anticipation whenever I go home.

I guess it was sometime last year.

I got photos taken around Terrace House.

That recently?

-Since it's around your neighborhood. -Oh, that's where you live.

When I went to Enoshima, I got them taken.

Alright then, getting back to the show now...

It's the first time in Terrace House history that we have a couple living together.

Yeah.

I want to eat the cooking of someone I love.

That's great. But stop, I'm getting embarrassed.

Watching that scene...

It was like Seina wasn't even there.

She's like a real female ninja.

Wearing those crazy huge earrings...

Even though she's totally there, she's like, "I'm not here!"

That was the best.

So funny.

Seina-san's being Seina-san, but Oji...

Oji... suddenly confessing his feelings for her.

That was out of nowhere.

Seina-san said she's waiting for Ma-kun.

That's what she said.

So I asked if I can ask her out

on a date while she's waiting for him.

Oji, you're a stuffed cabbage.

-A stuffed cabbage? -Yeah, a stuffed cabbage.

And then, Ma-kun's about to come home soon.

And... some girl named Aya-chan...

you can only see this much her face, but...

But still, she seems cute.

In the end,

I want to come back with a boyfriend.

She seems graceful...

And she's about to come into the house.

Yes, so let's watch and see what happens.

Ma-kun should be coming back soon.

That's true.

Have you been in contact with him?

Nope. Maybe once while he was in California...

After a few days after he left,

we messaged each other, like, "How've you been?"

But not since then. I don't even know when he's coming back.

Once he gets back, I wonder if he'll reach out to you.

Yeah, I wonder.

Are you going to get him at the airport?

-What... should I... -How about giving him a call?

Give him a call? Yeah, maybe I should.

I wonder when he'll be coming back.

-Hey, Hana-chan. -Yeah?

Ma-kun's not answering his phone.

He's not?

That's twice now.

You called him before too?

Yeah, I did.

-Both times? -Yeah, both times.

Gahhh, that's the worst.

He must be busy, then? Ma-kun.

But, even if he's busy, he can't even talk for one minute?

-Good point. -Or even just a short text.

It's like he's not even thinking of me.

I don't think so. He told you to wait for him, after all.

He did, but...

At Narita Airport, he kissed you on the forehead?

What was that, then?

If that kiss was a lie, I'd really bust him up.

Yeah, for sure.

-So I don't think so. -Seriously?

So I don't think you have to worry.

-It'll be totally fine. -Yeah...

Translated & Titled by Brian (goob) Corrected by Alice (terracemouse)

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 19 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

SEINA SHIMABUKURO, 25 YEARS OLD MODEL

DAIKI MIYAGI, 23 YEARS OLD KICKBOXER

TETSUYA IWANAGI, 26 YEARS OLD PHARMACIST, PART-TIME MODEL

HANA IMAI, 20 YEARS OLD GYARU MODEL

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

I heard you got some flowery ones today.

-Wait, I bought them? -Yup.

You didn't say you were buying them yesterday? The panties?

Oh right, the panties.

-Panties. -Panties, I bought them.

You sure did.

I'm right here, by the way.

-"By the way..." -This is my territory.

Territory? Your territory...

Oh!

Seems like there's one person too many...

-Yeah, I guess so. -Definitely.

We must be in your way. We can't stick around.

No, no, no. This is the guy's room, after all.

I'm thinking of watching a DVD in the theater room.

What's up with that?

Oji, want to watch it together?

Sure.

Oji, you got to be up early tomorrow.

Anyways, shall we head to the theater room?

Can I borrow this?

We should probably bring futons.

Let's bring them.

-Don't need the pillows. -Just in case. Just in case.

Look, we might fall asleep in the middle of watching.

Ah, good night.

Is it okay to leave the lights on?

-Should we kill the lights? You okay? -Uh...

Maybe if we can get the lights off.

Good night.

What was that about?

They really killed the damn lights.

What the hell was that?

Should we go to sleep, then?

We really should be mindful of them.

Let's sleep here.

Ground's so hard.

SHINJUKU CULTURAL CENTER SHINJUKU, TOKYO

"CINEMA IMPACT" VIDEO & ACTING WORKSHOP

As far as your lines go, you have to memorize them.

If you can't do that, you have no right in being an actor.

KAIZOU HAYASHI MOVIE DIRECTOR & LECTURER

KAIZOU HAYASHI MOVIE DIRECTOR & LECTURER

We really don't need that kind of actor around.

KAIZOU HAYASHI MOVIE DIRECTOR & LECTURER

Shall we give it a try, then? Mr. Sugaya...

Yes.

I'll be watching you from over there.

Once you think you're ready, give it a shot.

Okay.

Ready, and action!

People who laugh when they see people hurt are people who don't know pain.

But wait!

What could that light be, flowing in from that window?

That's... my beloved!

Aaah, my lover!

If she could understand me...

Don't be so arrogant! She's not going to talk with me.

Ahh! How cute is she, resting her chin in her hands...

I want to become those gloves covering her hands and feel her cheeks!

And... Okay!

Make it more dramatic.

Yeah, you're in love after all. Doesn't seem like you really are, though.

It's like you're only in love with yourself. It's not that kind of play. Right?

You got to give it more flair. Put more into it.

You got that? Put more into it.

Okay.

It's better if you don't think to make this a good play.

It doesn't make you look cool. Got it? Okay.

This should be a play with much more impact.

-What about Seina-san? -That's right.

You confessed to Seina-san, right?

How's it going with Seina-san?

Hmm, well... I don't think anything's going on.

But you still like her?

She said this yesterday.

"I was confessed to, but...

after that, there wasn't any action taken,

so I have no idea what's going on."

-I see. -You like her, right?

You should make a move. However...

Ma-kun will be coming back soon.

That's true.

I think I should have a talk with her again.

You should go chat with her again. I'll bring Hana-chan over here.

What's up with that face?

I wonder when the new girl's coming.

Yeah, me too.

You surprised me.

-You look sleepy. -I am so sleepy.

Seina-san, can I borrow Hana-chan for a sec?

Go ahead.

-Should we head to bed together? -What?? Sure.

It's just... I'm so super sleepy today? Like I'm about to crash right away.

We're gonna sleep downstairs? Downstairs?

Oji, what's up?

-You're gonna trade places. -I came because I wanted to talk with Seina-san.

-What's up with that straight style? -Sorry.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

What do you want to talk about?

Before when we were eating, I told you that I liked you, right?

Yeah.

So, I've asked you out on a date and we haven't been able to go,

so I've come to ask again.

But you know, Ma-kun's coming back soon, right?

That's right.

So before he does, at least once, I would to go grab a meal with you.

Okay.

Let's go.

Woooow...

Ma-kun, in the meantime, isn't really doing his best answering her calls.

-So it seems like. -He's just like your style, right, Tokui?

Why is that?

He's so immensely confident...

about that farewell at the airport...

that he figures it's okay to not really answer.

But, you get a phone call from someone you like,

wouldn't you feel like, "Wow, they're calling!" and respond?

I don't think that's the case for guys.

A guy like that isn't really all that great with the ladies.

Like him?

Right now, after that moment, I had a feeling that was going to come up.

And then, Oji...

Everyone's telling him to ask her out once again. So hilarious.

Seina-san's dignity... the way she listens to people is like...

Atsuko Asano. Kind of, right?

Yeah, yeah.

Like from the golden age of "trendy dramas."

Right.

Should we go somewhere today?

Hmm, what should we do? In the meantime, I changed clothes.

Same here.

In the meantime, I got dressed.

-No one else is around, anyways. -Yeah.

Oh, where's Tecchan today? Did you hear?

He said he went into the city for work.

-What a slow day. -It really is today, seriously.

Now that Momo-chan's gone...

That's for certain.

What?

Huh, what?

-Look, look, look! -I'm scared to.

Is this a prank? Hold on.

Yes?

I'll be living here starting today.

What?

Ah, hello. Please come in.

Look at her face here!

-There she is! She looks so neat and clean. -Yeah.

What? What?

You see her? See her face? I can't tell, did you see?

-Crazy! -Where should we be? Where should we be?

Wait a sec, wait a sec. She's here, she's here, she's here!

Ah, so cute!

Nice to meet you.

I'll be living here starting today. My name is Aya Kondou.

Nice to meet you.

Looking forward to this.

-Looking forward to living with you. -She's here!

-The girl's here! -Finally.

I'm Seina. Looking forward to living with you.

I'm Hana Imai.

Nice to meet you.

Please.

-"Please." -One sec...

What is it that you do? Like, for work or...

I'm a college student.

There it is! She's a college student.

Can I ask you something I wanted to ask you the most? How old are you?

I'm 21.

-You're the same as Momo-chan. -The same.

Yes.

Which college?

-Komazawa. -Ahhh.

What brought you to Terrace House?

I was watching the show, just as a regular TV viewer...

I went to the homepage, and they were recruiting more housemates, so I sent in my application.

Oh, really? Wow.

What are your hobbies? Or things you're good at?

My hobby is listening to the radio.

What do you like?

Hmm... Just anything interesting while I'm listening.

-I see. -Ah, okay.

-Any boyfriend? -I don't have one.

What do you seek in one?

My type is strange guys.

-Like nerds? -Not that.

Like the ones whose aura is unique, those are my type.

Out of the three guys here at Terrace House, who's your type?

What?

-Oji? -Yeah, Oji.

Oji's got the unique aura, for sure.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

But the one who seems dependable... Tecchan?

I thought you'd say Daiki.

Why don't you think Daiki?!

Excuse me.

Welcome, come in.

Over there's your bed, Aya-chan!

Feel free to totally unload your luggage.

Okay.

We're back up to three girls so soon.

Yeah, that was quick.

Aya-chan, you must really like Doraemon.

I really love him.

Awesome. It's written all over you.

-Are you a clean freak? -Not at all.

But you kinda like to keep things clean?

I don't absolutely have to keep everything clean...

Don't take the room now as reference, then.

-No, not at all. -So messy here...

Alright!

-Thanks for everything. -Don't mention it.

Cheers!

-Welcome! -To Terrace House!

AYA KONDOU, 21 YEARS OLD SENIOR AT KOMAZAWA UNIVERSITY

Mmm, so good!

Yeah, it's delicious.

Really? So glad to hear.

Aya-chan, what's the dream for your future?

Well, in the end, I want to become a bride.

Aaah.

The wedding has definitely...

gotta be at the Fujiko F. Fujio Museum.

Huh?

You know, the Doraemon Museum? In Kawasaki.

You don't know it?

Wait, so that's your vision for the future?

That's right. That's my final goal.

-Wait a sec. -This is too nuts.

So, I want to wear a regular white wedding dress.

The guy has to wear blue...? Blue, or like a light-blue...

What??

Are you all right? A strange one's come, a real strange one.

I'd like to have the wedding while I'm still young.

-Wouldn't it be great if it were Oji? -Huh?

Out of all of them, he's the most mysterious...

Oji, for sure.

But I gotta say this to start, he's not that different even when you talk to him.

But the way he talks, like so soft and limply...

he still told Seina-san his feelings in such a straight-laced way.

So it's like...

he seems like a softie, but he's actually a carnivore inside.

Yeah, he's soft. But he still likes women.

That is kinda... mysterious.

-He's mysterious. -Great.

-Like he has this surprise factor. -Yeah.

-She's finally here. -Aya-chan.

My first impression of her is...

she's the type that's liked by any given guy.

Yeah.

And she's the type you can become close to quickly.

She seems the most strong-willed amongst the girls...

-Strangely enough. -Out of those three girls...

Tecchan is totally going to fall for her, right?

I think he would.

He'll see it as, "I was dumped by everyone 'til now so I could be with her."

Since Tecchan is so positive.

-Here he is, it's Oji. -Oh.

The prince.

-Mister Prince, hi! -Hi!

H-Hi!

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

I'm Aya Kondou.

Aya Kondou?

-Looking forward to living together. -Same here.

Your reaction's so weak, seriously, you all right? You should be more like, "Woooow!"

Listen.

She said, out of all the guys, you're the one she'd be most interested in.

You're already telling him?!

-Just like Seina-san, spilling the beans right away. -What, why? It'd come up eventually.

-There they are! -They're here!

I'm home~!

Welcome back!

I'm home~!

Welcome back!

Nice to meet you.

Who is she? A friend?

-She's the new housemate. -The new housemate's here.

Don't be so stiff.

I'm Aya Kondou.

Aya Kondou-chan.

-Nice to meet you. -Likewise.

Looking forward to living here.

Tecchan, come here.

-So you're the new housemate? -Yes.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. I'm Tetsuya Sugaya.

Pleasure to meet you.

-I'm Daiki Miyagi. -Congratulations.

Thank you very much.

-Congratulations to you, too. -Thank you so much.

-What's up with you, Tecchan? -What's up, you all right?

So you don't have any questions for her?

-He's so stiff. -He's too stiff, for sure.

Are you looking to get hooked up here on Terrace House?

I hope so.

I was honestly thinking, "Could I really find love in a share house?"

WORK SITE

The match was amazing.

Right after that, Daiki-kun and Hana started going out...

but a new girl's come into the house now.

Yeah? What is she like?

She's like... petite and really sweet.

Wow, that's great. I'd like to see.

She's really cute.

Who does she remind you of?

Who does she remind me of...? She kind of reminds me of an idol...

He'll definitely be going for her.

No, no, no, I wonder though... how it's gonna be.

So... I see.

Already, her gaze when Oji arrived was like...

You're so good at that! So good!

The guys would get weak at the knees. Getting looked up to like that.

Getting a gaze like that is like a punch I can't avoid.

Like a clean, swift blow.

After that, Tecchan was rubbing his chin constantly like this...

Must've got one of those blows.

-Right here. -In the chin of one's heart.

It was awesome, like Tora-san.

It's like everytime a new girl comes in, he falls for her immediately.

-Then turned down again. -That's true.

EBISU, TOKYO

(SEINA SHIMABUKURO'S ASSIGNMENT OFFICE)

(SEINA SHIMABUKURO'S ASSIGNMENT OFFICE)

So it's been half a year since you started to live in Terrace House?

So it's been half a year since you started to live in Terrace House?

Yes.

What's it been like?

I've really changed quite a bit, to be honest.

-In a noticeable way? -Yeah, I've changed noticeably.

I've been thinking about what next steps I should take.

-For yourself. I see. -For myself.

We may have talked about it briefly before, but...

I'm wondering if you'd like to...

challenge yourself somewhere abroad.

A foreign collection.

Like the Paris Collection.

There's a lot out in America too, like in New York.

But, yeah, if... if you really want to challenge yourself,

you can't just say, "Ah, I see." and just show up in one of these collections.

You'll have to study the language.

You have to start out with that stuff first.

So, yeah, think it over a bit more in your own way, Seina.

Okay.

Think over it well. Very well.

Understood.