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APPLAUSE

Hello. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you so much. Thank you very much.

Hello and welcome

to a festive edition of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?

It's like Millionaire, except it's on at Christmas.

And that's it.

So, our first contestant

is a former rugby player and star of The Celebrity Traitors.

So, I wonder who his Phone A Friend's gonna be.

Probably not Alan Carr.

Let's find out, as we welcome Joe Marler!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Here he comes.

SPEECH DROWNED OUT BY MUSIC AND APPLAUSE

You're nearly wearing long trousers.

It's a first. I was gonna say...It's a first.

..I've never seen that before. JOE SIGHS

Right, so, you're Joe Marler, of course.

Before we get cracking, I was a massive fan of Traitors,

and I'm sure there are many others here.

How did you work out, when nobody else did,

who the guilty parties were?

Yeah, I... Watching it back with my wife,

she was like, "It's so obvious that it was Alan Carr."

I went, "That's cos you've just been told who the Traitors are.

"It was harder in there."

She was like, "Why did you keep getting it wrong until the end?"

Never would've got Cat. I was in love with Cat.

I think that's the problem.

So was I, mate. Right up until the end.

Well, let's find out if you're as good at this as you were at that.

Yeah. You know the rules, don't you?

Answer the question, right? Yeah, pretty much.

That's it. That's it.

Everybody knows what's gonna happen.

So, let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

APPLAUSE

Right. First question.

£100. Here it comes.

I don't actually know who JM Barrie is,

but I'm gonna go with B, Peter Pan,

cos he's the one that didn't grow up.

Final answer? Final answer.

And the right answer, yes, indeed. APPLAUSE

Right, now this is for £200.

OK, this is naughty because you're putting questions to me

that don't make any sense until I see the answers.

Erm, but I'm gonna go with C, WhatsApp. Final answer.

And the right answer. £200. Very good.

APPLAUSE

This is for £300.

I'm gonna go with A, toadstool. Final answer.

And the right answer. That's £300.

APPLAUSE So, this is for £500.

I'm not a big scarf man.

Er, boa feather... boa...

JOE SMACKS HIS LIPS I'm gonna have to...

..use a lifeline on this one.

It's happened before.

I'm gonna put some faith in the audience to help me with this one.

I'm gonna ask the audience, please.

OK, audience, on your keypads, please.

This is the question.

And if you'd all vote now, please.

93% have gone for Boa

and then almost nothing at all

for any of the others.

A boa scarf?

Is that a thing?

I know 93% of the audience

that think it is, but...

LAUGHTER

What do you wanna do, then?

Trust yourself

with your massive rugby background?

Or the audience? LAUGHTER

I'm gonna have faith in the audience,

and I'm gonna go with D, Boa.

Final answer.

And the right answer. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

APPLAUSE

Excuse... Well done, fine.

I can't... I can't actually turn back round now.

It does happen, yes. You're gonna get stuck.

Anyway, we're now at £500.

And this is your last chance

to go away with nothing, Joe.

This is your £1,000 safety net question.

Great.

Here it comes.

I think I know this one.

I'm gonna... I like an "us", I like an "us" word.

Do you like "us" words? Mm, I love an "us". Pus.

LAUGHTER

It's gonna... It's C, census. Final answer.

It is. You're absolutely right.

And you've made it to your first base.

Brilliant. Yes, mate. Thank you. We got there.

We got there.

Can't use them any more. Oh.

Course, it's not your money, though, is it, this £1,000?

Who are you giving it to? Which charity?

Charity is CALM, Campaign Against Living Miserably.

They're a suicide-prevention charity

that I do a lot of work with.

Brilliant. That's a good one.

Seems to be coming from my new world of farming.

Yes. Yeah. Oh, well, I really hope you do well with that one.

Fingers crossed.

Let's get cracking, though, shall we?

Do you wanna set

your safety net at £2,000?

No, I'm gonna back myself.

Course you are. Not at 2,000.

You're gonna be all right here.

Let's have a look at the question, shall we?

I'm gonna go with B, transporting water.

Final answer.

The right answer. Well done. £2,000.

APPLAUSE

So, do you wanna set your safety net at £4,000?

No, thank you, Jeremy.

Right, here comes the question.

I'm inclined to go with Rick Stein cos I think I've been to Cornwall.

JEREMY SNORTS

And I think there's a restaurant down there called Stein's.

Yeah, I'll go with A, Rick Stein. Final answer.

There's actually 257,000 restaurants down there called Stein

because that is the right answer.

Yes. Rick Stein.

APPLAUSE

Yeah.

He opened a seafood restaurant in Padstow in 1975,

and then he opened the other 275,000 in the subsequent years.

Right. Good.

What subjects are you hoping crop up?

Where do you think, "I know that."?

Denzel Washington films. AUDIENCE TITTERS

If... Specifically?

American Gangster, then, you'd be happy?

Do the next eight questions all on Denzel Washington films.

All right, we'll come back to that in a minute.

For now, though, we're gonna get back to the actual game.OK, great.

This would be hilarious if it was a Denzel Washington question.

That really would be hilarious. Let's have a look, shall we?

Safety net at 8,000?

No. No safety net, please.

All right. Here is the question.

I... I think I'm gonna need them again out there.

You've got 'em.

Do you know, the funny thing is

they send down the actual... phonetically,

and it... God, it panics me cos, you know,

if you could see what I can see here,

the phonetic pronunciation of these, I think, "I can't say those."

Then you look at the words, it's like, "bon chons",

"C-H-O-N-S", and I know what bonne chance is.

So, bonne chance... feliz navidad, frohes neues Jahr,

and then buon compleanno.

Bonne chance, I think, is good luck.

"Fruez nuez yar" is frozen yoghurt (!)

LAUGHTER

And buon compleanno is a nice compliment in...

..Spanish (!)

So, because of the song...

# Feliz navidad, da-da-da Feliz navidad... #

..I'm gonna go with B, feliz navidad.

Final answer.

Well, your working out was frankly all over the place.

LAUGHTER

But your answer was correct, so well done.

That is perfect. APPLAUSE

It's, erm...

Feliz navidad is happy Christmas in Spanish.

Bonne chance, as you say, is good luck in French.

The "fro new yar" is happy New Year in German.

Not frozen yogurt (?) No, it's weirdly... It's not.

And then buon compleanno is happy birthday.

Ah. In Italian.

Ah, I was close.

So, you were all over the shop,

but here we are at £8,000.

And now we have to take a break.

But we will be back in a few moments.

See you then. APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE

Welcome back to a celebrity edition of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

We're here with Joe Marler.

He's on, er... Where are you?

£8,000.

Still have three lifelines left.

Good spot. Do you want to set

your safety net at 16,000?

No, I'm gonna back myself.

I've got three lifelines.

You have. Let's go with it.

No, thank you.

All right, mate. Here we go. This is the question.

Do any of them have Denzel Washington in them?

As soon as I saw films, like, the speed at which I'm reading this,

I went, "Which of these films Denzel Washington was in?"

LAUGHTER And then the rest of it.

I think I'm gonna ask... JOE LAUGHS

I think I'm gonna ask you...

OK...actually, Jeremy, if you don't mind?

No, no, that's what I'm here for. Oh, great. Yeah.

So, here's what I think.

Now, what I normally do at this point is go,

"I'm really sorry, I don't know."

However, on this occasion... I'm not sure I don't know.

LAUGHTER

And I'll tell you for why. I wouldn't be able to say...

I mean, if somebody had told me,

"The Post and Lincoln and Bridge of Spies

"were directed by Steven Spielberg," I'd go, "Really?"

But I'm pretty confident

The Irishman was not directed by Steven Spielberg.

I think it was your man,

little short man... Scorsese, and not Spielberg.

The Irishman was not directed by Steven Spielberg.

Mm. And that is my final answer.

JOE EXHALES HEAVILY

That's about as firm as I ever get. I... I actually knew the answer.

LAUGHTER

I just wanted to pretend that we were down the pub together.

LAUGHTER

So we're gonna go with C, The Irishman.

Final answer.

All right, computer, can you reveal the correct answer, please?

Thank God for that. You knew, of course, it was.

Right, yeah, The Irishman in 2019 was Scorsese,

but it doesn't really matter

cos you're now at £16,000,

which is tremendous.

Still got two lifelines remaining.

So, do you wanna set

your safety net at 32,000?

I think I'm gonna set

the safety net at 32,000.

Right, can we do that?

Can we set the second safety net,

please, at £32,000?

Here we go. Here is the question.

Italian border?

I honestly haven't got a clue to try and even work it out.

Nice, I actually thought was in Greece.

LAUGHTER

So I'm gonna have to phone a friend, please. All right.

JOE CLEARS HIS THROAT

Tom Fordyce, my podcast co-host. I'm gonna give Tom Fordyce a call.

All right, can we call Tom, please?

It says here he's a sport man. DIAL TONE

Sport journalist. Yeah, sport writer. He should know.

DIAL TONE STOPS

TOM:'Hello?'

Hi. Tom? 'Yes.'

Jeremy Clarkson here from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

Erm...'Right.' Yeah. Hi there.

Now, we've got Joe here, and he's murdered me.

'Oh.' No, sorry, wrong show.

We've got Joe here, and he needs your help. That's what it is.

Can I first of all check that you've got someone from our team there,

making sure you're not online?

'Yes, I have indeed.'

Good, good. Right, Joe, here's how it works.

In a sec, I'm gonna hand it over to you.

You've got 30 seconds, which is no time at all,

to read out that question and the four possible answers,

leaving Tom enough time to have a think.

So, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready.

Your time starts now.

'Right, knock off Bordeaux. Knock off Dijon.

'It is either Toulouse or Nice.

'I'm pretty sure that it's Nice, Joe.'

Five seconds.

'Cos a lot of bike riders live around there,

'and they'll cycle into Italy to get the best coffee.'

TIME-OUT BUZZER

"Get the best coffee."

Slightly random sort of working out but... there we are.

He was more confident with Nice, wasn't he?

Situation is, let me just remind you,

get it wrong, you lose £15,000.

Get it right, you make it to 32,000, that's your safety net.

And from there, you have nothing to lose.

You can answer the £64,000 question... and lose nothing.

But if I use... And you still have a 50/50 lifeline.

But I know what'll happen - I'll use the 50/50,

it'll knock off Bordeaux and knock off Dijon, and it will just...

Captain pessimist. LAUGHTER

I'm gonna have to... Yeah, let's use the 50/50, please.

OK. Computer, could you lose two wrong answers, please?

Oh! OK. I'm gonna have to back my old mate.

We're gonna go with D, Nice.

And that's my final answer.

Mm.

The right answer.

Oh. Tom! Tom-Tom.

APPLAUSE

Nice and, er... Oosh.

Nice and Italy are that far apart.

Oh. Yeah, Toulouse is miles away, on the... Oh, here we are.

We've got the info. 30km, that's all it is...

..from the Italian border.

Bordeaux is 500km, Dijon 200, and Toulouse is, well,

way down to the southwest, near the Pyrenees, closer to Spain.

Oh. So, now, look, here's the situation, Joe.

You're sitting at £32,000.Mm.

Your next question's worth 64.

Mm. You've no lifelines left.

It doesn't matter.

It does matter, it would be great

but if you get it wrong, you don't lose a penny.

It's huge. So, let's...

So, we can have a look at this question,

can we not, risk-free?

JOE EXHALES HEAVILY Here we go.

This is good. This is good.

Have you had a DEXA scan? I should imagine so.

I've had several.

It was always the breakdown

of how much muscle you've got compared to fat compared to bone.

So, I'm gonna give it a go,

and I'm gonna go with B, bone density.

Final answer.

And the correct answer.

I knew. I knew.

APPLAUSE Oh!

Yes, indeed. Look at you, £64,000.

JOE BLOWS

This is £125,000 you get

if you get this one right, that's six-figure money.

Charity's gonna fall over backwards with that, hopefully.

So, here we go.

This is your question, Joe.

I wouldn't even know how to try and work it out.

I love my sport. I love a bit of tennis...

but I'm not a hardcore fan of it

and I wouldn't be able to work this one out.

REPEATS QUESTION

I'm gonna have to... HE LAUGHS

I want to leave.

LAUGHTER

I want to leave immediately, if not sooner.

So, you have to say to me...

I want to leave immediately, if not sooner.

Final answer. Right.

Well, what that means, Joe,

is you are leaving here for your charity

with £64,000.

Thank you. Really good work.

Really good work. It's huge.

But...

I'm gonna sprinkle a little bit more pain on proceedings,

if I may. Mm.

What would you have said?

I'd have probably said A, Pete Sampras.

Cos the other three were so prolific in their domination,

and I don't actually wanna know the answer, so, all the best.

Annoyingly for you, I'm gonna tell you.Great.

If you'd have said Pete Sampras,

you'd now be leaving here with £32,000.

The wrong answer. Yes!

The correct answer is Rafael Nadal. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yeah.

Nadal won it twice.

APPLAUSE

2008, 2010. I thought he'd won it more than that.

Anyway, Sampras seven times, obviously Federer eight times,

and Djokovic seven times.

But, listen, you are leaving with £64,000, as I said.

Thank you, mate. And it has been great fun having you here.

Ladies and gentlemen, what a man, what a contender, Joe Marler.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thanks, mate. That was a lot harder than I thought.

Good craic, that one.

Thank you, mate. Take care, cheers.

OK, it's time to take a break.

We'll be back in a few moments. See you then.

APPLAUSE

Welcome back to a celebrity edition of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

Now, our next contestant is a comedian, writer,

and presenter who appeared on The Masked Singer

as a massive pigeon.

Maybe something for Millionaire to consider in future,

but for now, please welcome Katherine Ryan.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello, hello.

Hi. How are you? Are you well? Yes. So far so good.

Good. Excellent. There's your seat. And here's mine.

Nervous? HIGH-PITCHED:Yes.

Squeakily voice nervous.

Yes, because I... I know that it's fun to play at home,

but I had a baby six weeks ago,

and I'm panicked that I haven't slept enough

in the lead up to today.

You won't have slept at all.

No, I haven't slept in four years, Mr Clarkson. Let's do it.

Fine by me. Do you know the rules,

or would you like me to talk you through them?

I would love for you to talk me through them.

OK.But I know them, but it would just be nice.

15 questions. Get 'em right, you win a million quid. That's it.

OK.

Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Here we go. Some settlers to start with.

This is for £100. Yep.

There was loads in my pencil case growing up.

Lots of contraband.

What didn't I have in there?

But in this case it's D, ruler. Final answer.

And the right answer. So that's £100.

Right, this is for £200. Yeah.

Do you know the key to being a billionaire?

Forget millionaire. Mm.

You need a garage.

Cos a lot of these startups were in people's garages.

Do you say "ga-ridge"?

We understand what you mean by "ga-raj".

Good. Then...

Although we do say garage. Yeah. Do you? "Ga-rash." A "ga-rash".

I think in this country it's mostly sheds where things are invented.

Well, you're not building an empire in a shed, I'm afraid.

You will need a "ga-rash".

Like Steve Jobs and his friends had

when they founded Apple, C, that is my final answer.

And the right answer. Correct.

APPLAUSE

This is for £300.

It is B, bird. Final answer.

Absolutely right. That's £300.

APPLAUSE And now...

This is your question for £500.

D, chorus. Final answer.

And the right answer. £500.

APPLAUSE

This is your last chance to go away with nothing.

This is your £1,000 safety net question.

OK.

The formidable British Red Cross is for humanitarian aid, C.

Final answer.

And of course. The right answer. So, there we are.

You've made it to your first safety net. Yay!

I did it! Thank you.

You have done it, but of course you've won nothing at all,

not a single penny, because you are giving your winnings to charity.

And which charity is that?

I really think small charities are especially impactful.

And my favourite charity is WHISK.

It's Women Health And Information Support Centre.

It's for women in and around Liverpool

to help them and their families to have better lives.

OK, well, let's hope you win them a lot of money.

APPLAUSE

And we're gonna start with this simple question.

Would you like to set your safety net at £2,000?

No, I would not.

Righty-ho, here is your question.

Oh, well, a Balkan is probably someone from, like, the Baltics.

And a Levantine sounds like a cake.

LAUGHTER Iberian, I don't know.

Antipodean sounds to me

like it means opposite side of the world.

I'm gonna... I'm going to guess C without using any lifelines

because it just seems like it makes so much sense.

C is my final answer.

Is the correct answer. Well done. Yes.

That was risky.

That was wild.

It literally means, apparently, opposite plus foot.

You're there, though. £2,000.

What subject matter would you hate to see coming up?

Geography. Geography, yeah, we've done that.

So, what would you like to see?

I really like celebrity pop culture. I like...

Oh, yeah, Kardash... You're a big Kardashian fan.

I do like them. Do you like the Kardashians, Mr...?

No. LAUGHTER

Well, actually, that's not fair. I might like them.

I've just simply never seen them,

and I wouldn't recognise any of them.

You would have a lot in common with Kendall.

She loves classic cars.

OK.

And she... she has a "ga-rash" full of them.

Garage.

Yeah, you would like her. OK, now, safety net at £4,000?

I would not like to set my safety net at 4,000.

Good for you. You've still got all your lifelines remaining.

And here comes the question.

I have four children that I know of, and...

LAUGHTER

I have seen all of these movies hundreds of times.

And I know that the answer is Despicable Me, A, final answer.

You do know. You're absolutely right. Well done. Yes.

APPLAUSE

Right, now, safety net at 8,000?

No, thank you. Could be the Kardashians.

Let's see.

Oh!

I was hoping when it popped up, I would know.

And I really think it's Swatch, but I don't wear a watch.

So, I think the best thing to do is to ask the audience.

OK, audience, on your keypads, please.

Here comes the question.

REPEATS QUESTION

And if you'd all vote now, please.

Just look at your watch. Right, oh, look at that.

96% have gone for Swatch,

3% for Seiko,

1% for Casio,

and then zero for Timex.

All right. Um, I respect the audience.

I believe they're the kind of people who can tell time,

and I think the answer must be B, Swatch, final answer.

And well done, audience, and well done, you.

That is the right answer.

APPLAUSE

Now, would you like to set your safety net at 16,000?

No, thank you. Righty-ho, here's the question.

Um, one of my many children is a 16-year-old young woman,

and we have attended all of these concerts.

I feel very confident that

the answer is A, Sabrina Carpenter, final answer.

I'm delighted to tell you that is the right answer.

APPLAUSE

So, do you wanna set your safety net at 32,000?

Well, I don't want to jinx myself, but I...

I will tell you that £32,000 would have been the most

I have ever won for my brilliant charity WHISK.

And I think it would be sensible

to set my safety net at 32,000, please.

OK. Computer, could you set the second safety net, please,

at £32,000?

That's that done. Now, of course, we've got to get you there.Yeah.

And this is the question.

Ooh.

I really don't think that it's Baileys.

I really don't think that it's Aperol.

It's going to be, I think, Campari or Pimm's.

I think the best lifeline to use

is 50/50, please.

Okey-doke. Can we take away two wrong answers, please?

Oh, yeah, so, I have chosen lifelines, um...

That I... I don't think they will know the answer,

so I'm hoping that you do.

Mr Jeremy Clarkson, officially, will you tell me which one to pick?

Yeah, now I can stop pulling a poker face.OK.

Because here's what I think.

I actually can't visualise the Campari.

I'm a massive alcoholic, just so you know.Great.

LAUGHTER

I'm fairly confident Pimm's is written

in bold red capital letters.

Whether or not it's got a golden crown above it,

I don't know, but it's...

They are definitely white background,

Pimm's, number one, gin, number two,

vodka, number three, whatever they all are.

But Pimm's is in bold red capital letters.

So that's my final answer.

Well...

Um, I will trust your gentle nudging

and choose Pimm's, C, as my final answer, please.

Well, I hope I'm right.

Computer, could you reveal the correct answer?

Yay! Yes, well, good.

Right, so...

So, there we are, magnificent.

If you'll just excuse me for a moment,

because it's time to take a break.

We'll be back in a few minutes. See you then.

APPLAUSE

Welcome back to a celebrity edition of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

We're here with Katherine Ryan.

She is on £32,000, which is your safety net.

Yes.

And that means you have a free shot at £64,000,

and you still have a lifeline remaining.

So that's good. Here is the question.

I don't believe that it's England and France.

Cos I live in England, it's in the news a lot.

Um... I don't know the distance between China and Taiwan.

Uh...

Sarah Palin infamously said

during her Vice Presidential campaign

that she could see Russia.

And I think at, in some points of Alaska, maybe you can,

or she's nuts.

Um, Scotland and Northern Ireland.

Northern Ireland, yeah, maybe.

I feel like it's China and Taiwan, but I don't know.

And I almost never do this,

but I would like to ask my husband. LAUGHTER

OK. What's his name? His name's Bobby.

Bobby. Can we call Bobby, please? DIAL TONE

Is this gonna be embarrassing for you?

I don't think so. I think you'll get on.

Hello? Hi, Bobby.

Hi there.

Hi, Jeremy Clarkson here from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

Oh, nice to see you.

Yes, now, Katherine's here, as I'm sure you know.

And she needs your help.

Right, now, Katherine, here's how it works.

Mm-hm.

In a minute, I'll hand it over to you. 30 seconds.

It's no time at all to ask that quite long question,

and the four possible answers

leaving your husband enough time to have a think.

So, are you ready? I'm ready.

Your time starts now.

It's geography.

READS QUESTION

Um, it's not France and England.

Um, I'm leaning towards Scotland and Northern Ireland.

Uh... Do you know anything about China?

LAUGHTER

Urgh...

I'm trying to picture Scotland and Northern Ireland...

..and think if I believe they're 12 miles apart.

Let me think about...

..the psychology of the person making the questions.

OK.

Would they be most likely...

to give me an answer that was local

or a Taiwanese answer?

Who knows?

Do you mean specifically you?

The show. Or this show?

Is this available in China?

I don't think this show is available in China. No.

Based on that and my husband's knowledge of geography...

..I'm going to guess Scotland and Northern Ireland,

D, final answer.

Oh, you wanna know the answer? Yeah.

The right answer! Ah!

Yes, well done. Yeah.

Always so clever.

Mull of Kintyre to Antrim is only 12 miles.

France, 21 miles.

China to Taiwan is 100 miles,

and Russia to... across the Bering Strait to Alaska,

51 miles.

So, Sarah Palin's got unbelievable eyesight.

Particularly as I think she lives in Juneau,

which is another three or 400 miles along the coast.

She can see round the curvature of the Earth.

And you didn't vote for her. Amazing.

I'm not sure she thinks it's round. That's the key.

LAUGHTER Oh. That's good.

Anyway, listen, this is unbelievably good news, Katherine.

Yes. Cos you're now on £64,000.

You've no lifelines left.

But hey, you might... This could be on the Kardashians.

It could be on something that you absolutely know about.

It could be. Shall we have a look at this question,

which is worth £125,000? SHE GASPS

Can you imagine?

Six figures. Here we go.

So, if I get it wrong, I lose £32,000?

That is exactly where you are. Yes.

But I really think it's Giselle.

OK. Shall I tell you why I think it's Giselle? Yes, please.

So, I... I love ballet.

I've seen Swan Lake. Um...

I have also seen the Black Swan starring Natalie Portman.

Um... And I just think it's Giselle.

OK. But I'm not, I...

I don't think I'm willing to risk £32,000 for my charity.

And I know there'll be ballet aficionados at home

who are like, "Giselle, Giselle!" But I just...

I'm not sure enough.

So I would like to please go home now.

Final answer? Final answer. I'm out.

OK.

What it means, of course, is, Katherine Ryan...Yes.

You are taking away from here for your charity £64,000.

So... It is unbelievable. Thank you so much.

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If I may, would you have said Giselle then?

If you'd have decided to go for it?

I would have said Giselle. OK.

Now, if you'd have said Giselle...

you'd now have 32,000.

Oh, it was wrong? Is it Odette? It was wrong.

That was very, very fortunate.

The correct answer is in fact Odette.Oh.

Thank goodness, see.

Yeah, that is a proper thank goodness moment.

Listen, that's just been brilliant fun having you here.

Great, I'm so glad. It really has.

Ladies and gentlemen, Katherine Ryan.Thank you so much.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you. So appreciative.

Hope they enjoy it. I hope they make good use of it.

OK.

Now, our next contestant is a former Coronation Street star,

but now she's not spending her weeks having arguments in a pretend pub,

she's free to join us here.

So, please welcome Channique Sterling-Brown.

Hello. Hi, Jeremy. Good to see you.

Lovely to meet you. There you are. Thank you.

Now then...

Nervous?

A bit, but I'm excited. Oh, good.

Slightly bad news, we're gonna run out of time quite quickly.

I know. So, rather than chitchat, first things first.

What charity is it that you're supporting?

I'm playing for two charities.

I'm playing for Tearfund, who are a Christian charity

who support communities around the world through the local church.

And I'm also playing for my local church, Manchester Vineyard.

Excellent. Well, I hope you do very well. Now...

APPLAUSE

When the klaxon goes, that'll be it.

Wherever you've got to is what you're taking away.

Sounds good. Faster we go...

Let's do it. More money for your charities.

So, let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

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£100 question.

I'm gonna go with A, pull it from a hat. Final answer.

Correct answer.

APPLAUSE This, then, is for £200.

Tis the season.

So, A, cranberry sauce, final answer.

Absolutely right, £200.

APPLAUSE, SHE LAUGHS

Thank you, guys.

This is for £300.

C, luxury train. Final answer.

Correct answer. £300.

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I quite like this speed playing. It's good fun.

Oh, it's good, it's good. Right, now, £500.

Here's the question.

I'm gonna go with C, spoon. Final... Wait.

Yes, C, C, spoon. Final answer, surely.

Well, I've never heard of a slotted spoon,

but it's the right answer.

OK, good.

SHE LAUGHS Thank God for that.

I'm absolutely with you on that. I thought, "What the..."

I did get unsure with slotted. Throwing me off.

No, exactly, I saw... Yeah, but, you know, slightly weird.

I would have soup rather than slotted.

But, anyway, this is it. £1,000 safety net question.

Oh, classic. D, Penguin. Final answer.

Bang on. £1,000.

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Right, yes, yes, yes. Music finishes.

And now I'm gonna say, would you like to set your safety net

at £2,000?

No, I'm gonna play on, thank you.

Okey-doke, Channique, here comes your question.

I'm going with D, touch, final answer.

We say that's right. Well done. That's £2,000.

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Would you like to set your safety net at £4,000?

No. Let's keep going.

All right. Go, just... All we got.

Here's the question.

All great songs, but I'm going for B, A Whole New World.

Final answer.

Correct answer, £4,000.

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Right, safety net at £8,000? No, thank you.

Let's keep going. Here's the question.

D, Pokemon. Final answer.

Correct answer. You're gonna get to a million.

OK, right, now... KLAXON

Oh, no! Oh, no!

No, no, no, I'm convinced you would've made a million.

Oh, I could've tried.

I'd bet you any money you'd have done unbelievably well.

Would you bet me any money?

Yeah. LAUGHTER

Figure of speech.

No, look, that was really, really well done.

Fantastically well done, actually.

And it means you are leaving here, Channique, with £8,000.

That's fantastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, Channique Sterling-Brown.

Thank you.

OK, that's all we've got time for here.

But we will be back very soon. Take care. Good night.

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