All language subtitles for Greys.Anatomy.S07E03.1080p.WEBRip.x265-RARBG

(Lissie's "Worried About"
playing)

(knock on door)

(knock)

♪ I'M TOO WORRIED
ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOIN' ♪

CRISTINA?

♪ WHAT YOU'RE DOIN' TO ME ♪

(whispers) OWEN'S
AT THE HOSPITAL, AND I...

(sighs) FORGET IT.
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
COME ON.

COME ON.

WELL, THAT'S--THAT'S--
THAT'S KINDA WEIRD.

OH, HE'S ASLEEP. GET IN.

(Meredith) MOST SURGEONS
GREW UP BEING FREAKS.

WHILE OTHER KIDS
PLAYED OUTSIDE...

WE HOLED UP IN OUR ROOMS...

MM.

MEMORIZING
THE PERIODIC TABLE...

HUDDLING FOR HOURS
OVER OUR JUNIOR MICROSCOPES...

DISSECTING OUR FIRST FROG.

♪ OH, MY GOD,
MY GOD WON'T FORSAKE AGAIN ♪

♪ OH, MERCY,
I WANT TO BE TAKEN IN ♪

ALMOST ALL OF THE SURGEONS
IN YOUR PROGRAM

HAVE BEEN CLEARED TO OPERATE.

THE REMAINING CASES WILL BE
REFERRED TO DR. WYATT,

AND SHE'LL CLEAR THOSE PEOPLE
WHEN SHE FEELS THEY'RE READY.

WHAT ABOUT CRISTINA YANG?
WHAT'S THE TIMELINE THERE?

DR. PERKINS FELT THAT
WE SHOULD ASSIGN DR. YANG

TO SOMETHING LOW-STRESS
FOR A FEW MONTHS--

RESEARCH, ADMIN DUTIES.

ADMINISTRATION?
THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO?

PUT HER ON MY SERVICE.

SHE'S NOT ON ANYONE'S SERVICE,
DEREK.

SHE'LL BE IN THE HOSPITAL, SHE
JUST WON'T GO NEAR A SURGERY.

WELL, YOU DO THAT,
AND SHE'LL LEAVE.

SHE WILL NOT COME BACK
TO THIS PROGRAM.

PUT HER ON MY SERVICE.
I ALREADY TRIED IT,
SHEPHERD.

HUNT'S RIGHT.
SHE'S NOT READY.
WELL, SHE WASN'T READY BEFORE.
MAYBE NOW SHE IS.

I THINK WE SHOULD
GIVE HIM A SHOT.
WELL, ESPECIALLY IF
NOTHING ELSE IS WORKING.

SHE CRAWLED UNDER A TABLE
IN THE O.R. TWO WEEKS AGO.

THANK YOU.
(doctors all talking at once)

SHE GOES, I GO.

(talking stops)

THAT'S INSANE.

(doctors all talking at once)
IF SHE GOES, I GO.

(Meredith) I THINK
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU.

IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. I MEAN,
THEY--THEY--THEY CAN'T

KICK YOU OUT OF THE PROGRAM
FOR BEING TRAUMATIZED.

I DON'T CARE
WHAT THEY DO.

(doctors speaking indistinctly)

DR. YANG, YOU'RE WITH ME.

WHAT? N-NO.

I'M WITH YOU.

YOU'RE WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.
WE'RE WALKING, DR. YANG.
UH--

(Meredith) DEREK.

HEY.

WHERE COULD I FIND
DR. SHEPHERD?

YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?
I DON'T.

UH, COULD YOU JUST POINT ME
IN THE DIRECTION OF HIS OFFICE?

I'M SORRY.

SHE HAS THAT LOOK ON HER FACE
BECAUSE THE LAST TIME SOMEONE

WALKED INTO THIS HOSPITAL
LOOKING FOR DR. SHEPHERD

WITHOUT AN APPOINTMENT,
HE SHOT HIM.
MARK! OH.

(laughs)
OH, MY GOD!

HI, AMY.
YOU STILL LOOK HOT.

AND YOU, UH, LOOK
A LOT MORE GROWN-UP

THAN WHEN I LAST SAW YOU.

YOU CAN SAY "HOT," YOU KNOW?
'CAUSE I AM. I'M HOT.
NO, I CAN'T,

BECAUSE IN MY MIND, YOU'RE STILL
DEREK'S 12-YEAR-OLD SISTER.

HUH.
SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN SEATTLE?

UH, DEREK'S AN ASS
WHO WON'T RETURN MY CALLS.

DEREK'S AN ASS WHO GOT SHOT
AND WON'T RETURN MY CALLS,

SO I BROUGHT HIM A PRESENT
OR A BRIBE OR A PEACE OFFERING.

WHATEVER. I BROUGHT HIM THAT.
IMAGINE HOW SURPRISED
AND RELIEVED WE WERE

WHEN WE GREW UP AND FOUND OUT
THERE WERE OTHERS OUT THERE

JUST AS FREAKY AS WE WERE...
YOU BROUGHT HIM BRETT FAVRE?

(elevator bell dings)

NO. I BROUGHT HIM
A BRAIN TUMOR.

SAME MICROSCOPES,
SAME DEAD FROGS,

SAME INEXPLICABLE URGE
TO TAKE HUMAN BEINGS APART.

TALK TO CRISTINA.
SHE'S IN THE MIDDLE
OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.

I CAN'T PUSH HER.
IN TWO WEEKS, MY LANDLORD

IS GONNA HAND KEYS TO A SWEDISH
COUPLE WITH A TRUCKLOAD

OF SWEDISH FURNITURE,
AND I SAID I'D BE GONE.
TEDDY, CAN YOU...

(clears throat) MENTION IT
TO OWEN, LIKE CASUALLY,

"HEY, HOW'S
THE APARTMENT SEARCH GOING?

NO PRESSURE, BUT CALLIE
AND ARIZONA HAVE A LIFE."

(exhales)
"YOU'RE CROWDING THEM,
AND ARIZONA CAN'T HANDLE IT."

(elevator bell dings)

OH, MY GOD. ARE--

TEDDY, ARE YOU OKAY?

(voice breaking) UM...

ANDREW'S LEAVING.

OH. OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.
SHE GOT ATTACHED.

OH, NO. NO, NO, NO.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE

SMART AND COOL
AND G.I. JANE.

I KNOW THAT. I KNOW THAT.
INSTEAD, I GOT ATTACHED

TO THE TRAUMA GUY WHO SWOOPS IN
AND SWOOPS OUT A MONTH LATER.

I'M SUCH AN IDIOT.
I'M NOT G.I. JANE.

I'M ATTACHMENT BARBIE.

OH, YOU POOR THING.
COME HERE.

(sniffles)

COME HERE, COME HERE,
COME HERE.

(sighs)

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

WHAT?

TELLING OWEN
TO GET OFF HIS ASS

AND GET HIS TRAUMATIZED WIFE
OUT OF OUR APARTMENT.
(laughs)

MEREDITH IS
A MUCH BETTER DOCTOR THAN ME.

NO, SHE'S NOT.
I AM, TOO.
SORRY, CRISTINA.

OH, NO. NO OFFENSE TAKEN.
SHE--SHE IS.
(pager beeping)

I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.
OKAY,
HOW ABOUT WE COMPROMISE?

WHY DON'T YOU PAGE ME
WHEN YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING?
I'VE GOT SOMETHING.

(Derek) OH, COME ON.

AMY?
WELL, IF YOU'D PICK UP
THE DAMN PHONE,

I WOULDN'T HAVE TO STALK YOU.
YEAH. WHY DIDN'T YOU
CALL YOUR SISTER?

SISTER?
MEREDITH, CRISTINA,

THIS IS AMY.
AMELIA.

HE'S THE ONLY ONE
WHO GETS TO CALL ME AMY.

UM, NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU.
LIKEWISE.

AMY--AMELIA--
IS ALSO A NEUROSURGEON.

ANOTHER ONE? YOU SHEPHERDS
GROW THEM LIKE WEEDS.
WHO'S THIS, YOUR HUSBAND?

DEREK, THIS IS TOM.
TODD.

(elevator bell dings)
OH, BEST OF LUCK
TO YOU BOTH. (scoffs)

NO, WE MET ON THE PLANE. HE HAS
A PROBABLE PITUITARY TUMOR.

DID SHE SAY YOU HAD
SPONGY HANDS?

YEAH. (laughs)

(laughs) YEAH. WERE YOUR HANDS
ON HER BREASTS AT THE TIME?
YEAH.

SO THIS WAS
A MILE-HIGH HOOKUP?

THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT
THAT HE'S A VERY SICK MAN.

IF HE HAS SYMPTOMS,
IT COULD BE A TUMOR.
NOT JUST "COULD."
IT--IT IS.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, THIS FINE LADY
WILL FIND YOU A SURGEON.

DEREK, SHE'S YOUR SISTER.

YOU CAN BUY HER
A CUP OF COFFEE.
I HAVE A LOT OF SISTERS,

AND IF I BOUGHT THEM ALL COFFEE,
WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING.

DEREK--
ALL RIGHT, TODD NEEDS A WORKUP.
WILL YOU TAKE CARE OF IT?

I CAN DO IT.
YANG'S ON MY SERVICE.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO

HAVE A GOOD DAY WITH AMY, OKAY?
SHE'S A LAUGH A MINUTE.

CAN YOU HOLD
THE DOOR OPEN, PLEASE?

THANK YOU.

EASY.

OKAY.

KAREV, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR? GET ON.

(whispers indistinctly)

I-I JUST REMEMBERED. DR. HUNT
NEEDS HIS LAB RESULTS.

I'LL--I'LL MEET YOU UP THERE.
THIS PATIENT
TAKES PRIORI--KAREV, WHAT--

I CAN DO IT.

NO, UH, DR. KEPNER HAS A COUPLE
OF PATIENTS IN THE E.R.

GO HELP HER.

IS DR. WEBBER GOING UP?
I-I NEED AN EXTRA HAND.
HE SENT ME.

OH, UH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON
DR. SHEPHERD'S SERVICE TODAY.

HE TOOK CRISTINA.

WHY? (chuckles)
I MEAN, WHY?

YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S OKAY,
DO YOU? 'CAUSE I DON'T.

I MEAN, SHE WAS IN THE HOUSE
THIS MORNING.

DID SHE SPEND THE NIGHT?
BECAUSE SHE'S MARRIED.

IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD
FOR SOMEONE TO--

APRIL,
DON'T TALK ABOUT CRISTINA.

JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

I'M SORRY. UM, I WAS JUST--
I WAS JUST CONCERNED,

BUT I WILL TRY NOT TO BE.

(car alarm chirps,
door lock clicks)
I SWEAR TO GOD, JERRY,
IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF THE CAR,

I'M GONNA BREAK THE GLASS

AND DRAG YOU THROUGH
THE FREAKIN' WINDOW!
NO!

UM, LOOK, MA'AM,
THIS IS AN AMBULANCE BAY.

IT'S FOR DOCTOR
AND PATIENT VEHICLES ONLY.

WELL, IF MY IDIOT HUSBAND
WOULD EVER GET OUT OF THE CAR,

YOU'D SEE HE WAS A PATIENT.
(car alarm chirps,
door lock clicks)

JERRY, UNLOCK THE DOOR.
JUST TAKE ME HOME, TESS!

THIS WAS A BIG MISTAKE.
UM, SIR.

IF THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG
WITH YOU,

YOU SHOULD LET US
TAKE A LOOK.

WE CAN HELP.

REALLY?
CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THESE?

UH, YES.

YES, WE CAN.

BUT WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING UNTIL
YOU GET OUT OF THE CAR.

YOU'LL HAVE TO
OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME.

OKAY. UM...
(chirps)

I NEED A-A CHAIR.
OH, OKAY.

OH, MY--

I'M SORRY.

PEOPLE ARE GREAT,
AREN'T THEY?

REAL SWEETHEARTS.

(groans)

(Miranda whispers) OKAY.

I AM SO, SO SORRY.

YOU WILL APOLOGIZE TO HIM.

PROFUSELY.
AND YOU WILL STAY
BY HIS SIDE ALL DAY...

YES.
EVEN DURING LUNCH.

I DON'T THINK
I'LL BE WANTING LUNCH.

YES, YES, I WILL.

FINE. GO GET DR. SLOAN.

DECREASED BREATH SOUNDS
ON THE RIGHT SIDE.

I WASN'T TRYING
TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.

THERE'S A FEW THINGS
I DON'T TALK ABOUT,

AND CRISTINA'S ONE OF THEM.
UM, SO IS THERE
ANY CHEST PAIN

OR IS IT JUST
DIFFICULTY BREATHING?

UH, IT'S--IT'S KINDA BOTH.

IT'S CANCER.
IT'S NOT CANCER.

OOH, IT'S CANCER
OR IT'S, UM...

ANXIETY ABOUT THE WEDDING.

OH, WHEN ARE YOU
GETTING MARRIED?
TWO WEEKS.

(clears throat and coughs)
WELL, WE'RE GONNA NEED
TO GET A CHEST X-RAY,

SO IS THERE ANY CHANCE
THAT YOU COULD BE PREGNANT?

OH...
(clears throat)

MNH-MNH. NOT PREGNANT.
YOU'RE SURE?

SHE'S SURE.
MM-HMM. REALLY SUPER SURE.

(laughs)
(laughs) SHUT UP.

UM, UH,

I AM A VIRGIN.

YEAH. UH, WE'RE WAITING
FOR THE WEDDING.

(laughs)
(laughs)
DANNY'S HAD SEX BEFORE.

IT IS IMPORTANT TO HIM
THAT YOU KNOW THAT.

(laughs)
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

(sighs) OKAY.
THEY THINK WE'RE FREAKS.
NO, WE DON'T.

NO, NOT AT ALL.
NO,
THEY THINK YOU'RE A FREAK,

AND I'M JUST VERY,
VERY UNDERSTANDING.
(laughs)

(exhales)

DR. SLOAN,
DR. BAILEY NEEDS A CONSULT

IN ROOM 11-35.

I'LL BE RIGHT OVER.

(clicking keyboard keys)

LOOK AWAY.

WHAT?

STOP STARING AT HER.
I CAN'T.

(clears throat)

HER LAST WORDS TO YOU WERE,
"LEAVE ME ALONE,"

LEAVE ME ALONE, LEAVE ME ALONE,"
ONLY LOUDER. LOOK AWAY.

MAYBE SHE JUST NEEDS
A LITTLE MORE TIME.

(elevator bell dings)

I'LL TRY TO LOOK AWAY.

THANK YOU.

(clicking keyboard keys)

DID IT HURT?

GETTING SHOT?
OH, YOU'RE AMAZING.

WELL, DID YOU FEEL THE BULLET
OR DID YOU JUST FEEL PAIN?

I FEEL PAIN NOW BECAUSE YOU
WON'T STOP TALKING.

AND WE HAVE IMAGES.
(clicks and beeps)

YEAH, THERE IT IS.
DR. YANG,
WHAT'S THE BEST APPROACH

ON A TUMOR LIKE THIS?
I DON'T KNOW.

Y--

IT'S A PITUITARY TUMOR,

SO YOU'RE, UH, ACCESS
WOULD BE COMING IN FROM?

YOU GO IN TRANSNASALLY.
CAN WE BOOK AN O.R.?

WHAT'S THE CHANCE OF ME
FINISHING A THOUGHT TODAY?
NOT GREAT. UM,
THERE'S SOME COMPRESSION,

SO I'D LIKE TO GET IN
SOONER THAN LATER.
DR. YANG, CAN YOU BOOK
AN O.R., PLEASE?

YOU'LL BE SCRUBBING IN.
YOU KNOW, IF SHE WANTS TO DO IT,
YOU KNOW, BE MY GUEST.

DR. YANG, BOOK AN O.R.
FINE.

OKAY, THAT'S MY PATIENT
IN THERE.

YOU'RE GONNA LET
WHAT'S HER FACE

WITH THE LEARNING DISABILITY
SCRUB IN?

WHY DON'T YOU
JUST SHOOT THE GUY?
DON'T TALK ABOUT SHOOTING PEOPLE
IN THIS BUILDING.

DON'T CRITICIZE MY SURGEONS.

LEAVE YOUR PATIENT.
GO HOME.

UM, MR. ADAMS,
SOMETIME IN YOUR HISTORY,

YOU CONTRACTED H.P.V.

THERE ARE VARIOUS TYPES
OF THE VIRUS.

THIS ONE GENERALLY CAUSES
SMALL WARTS.

BUT IN RARE CASES LIKE YOURS,
THERE'S AN IMMUNE DEFICIENCY

THAT ALLOWS THE WARTS
TO GET OUT OF CONTROL.

WE WENT TO A DERMATOLOGIST
IN PULLMAN FOUR YEARS AGO.

THEY WERE A LOT SMALLER THEN.

HE REMOVED A BUNCH OF THEM,
BUT--
THEY GREW BACK.

THEN WE SAW THE GUY AGAIN,
AND THEY GREW BACK AGAIN.

THEY'RE ALWAYS
GONNA GROW BACK.

AND THAT'S WHY
WE SHOULD JUST GO HOME.
WELL, IF YOU DON'T DO
ANYTHING ABOUT IT,

THEY'RE GONNA CONTINUE
TO GROW.

YOU'LL BECOME
COMPLETELY DISABLED.

WE NEED TO DO SURGERY.

YOU CAN'T JUST
SCRAPE THE STUFF OFF?

NO. UM, EACH ONE OF THE WARTS
HAS ITS OWN BLOOD SUPPLY.

SO WE NEED TO CUT
AND STITCH EACH ONE.

(Jerry) SO BASICALLY, I'M GONNA
GO FROM LOOKING LIKE A TREE

TO LOOKING LIKE FRANKENSTEIN,
RIGHT?

SUPER.

(Mark) WELL, WE'LL BE DOING
SKIN GRAFTS AT THE SAME TIME,

WHICH WILL HELP WITH
YOUR APPEARANCE AND FUNCTION.

THAT SAID, YOU'RE RIGHT,
IT'S NOT A CURE.

THE WARTS WILL RECUR, BUT IF YOU
SCHEDULE SURGERIES REGULARLY,

WE MIGHT BE ABLE
TO KEEP THEM UNDER CONTROL.

DO YOU SEE?
IT'S WHAT I TOLD YOU.

THEY CAN'T HELP.

SO A COUPLE OF YEARS WITH ME
IS, WHAT...

A WASTE OF TIME?

WE NEVER GO OUT, JERRY.

WE SIT IN THAT DAMN HOUSE, DAY
AFTER DAY, MONTH AFTER MONTH.

I WANT US TO SEE A MOVIE,

TO GO OUT TO DINNER,

I WANT TO SEE... PEOPLE.

UM, IF THE TWO OF YOU
WANT TO DISCUSS IT, WE CAN--

NO.

THERE'S NO MORE DISCUSSION.

YOU'RE HAVING THE SURGERY,

'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T,

I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU.

AND YOU GOT NOBODY ELSE--
NO FRIENDS,

EVEN YOUR BROTHERS
HAVE GIVEN UP.

I'M IT.
I'M ALL THAT'S LEFT.

SO YOU'RE HAVING THE SURGERY.

HEY.

GOT A BRONCHIAL OBSTRUCTION.

NICE.

YOU THINK IT'S BAD IF I WRITE
MY OWN NAME ON YOUR BOARD?

I MEAN,
I DID BRING IN THE PATIENT,

AND THEY GAVE ME PRIVILEGES.

SHEPHERD AND SHEPHERD.

CLASSIC.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

YOU THINK
I'M GONNA LET YOU DO TO HIM

WHAT YOU DID TO MY MUSTANG?
I DON'T THINK SO.
(eraser scrapes board)

(eraser thuds)

SHE'S YOUR SISTER.
I--YOU'RE BEING LIKE THIS...
MM-HMM.

BECAUSE SHE CRASHED YOUR CAR
A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO?

I TOTALED MY MOM'S CAR.
PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES.
RIGHT. WHEN YOU TOTALED
YOUR MOTHER'S CAR,

WERE YOU HIGH ON PAIN PILLS?

NO.
DID YOU STEAL
YOUR MOTHER'S PRESCRIPTION PAD

SO YOU COULD FEED
YOUR ADDICTION?
SHE STOLE
YOUR PRESCRIPTION PAD?

YEAH, AND THEN WHEN
SHE WENT HOME, SHE O.D.'ed.

SHE WAS DEAD FOR THREE MINUTES.
I SAVED HER.

THAT'S WHAT SHE PUT MY MOTHER
THROUGH AFTER LOSING MY FATHER

AND RAISING FIVE KIDS
ON HER OWN,

SO, NO, I DON'T TRUST HER
IN MY O.R., OKAY?

HEY, YOU PAGED ME.
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

I HAVE TO GET AWAY
FROM SHEPHERD

FOR, LIKE, TEN MINUTES.

HE'S LIKE THE K.G.B.
HE'S EVERYWHERE.

HE'S TRYING TO HELP.

YEAH? WELL, MAKE HIM STOP.

WOULD YOU LOVE ME
IF I WASN'T A SURGEON?

I WOULD LOVE YOU
IF YOU WERE A PLUMBER.

(inhales and exhales deeply)

BUT WOULD YOU LOVE YOU
IF YOU WEREN'T A SURGEON?

I DON'T KNOW.

M-MAYBE.

I CAN'T SLEEP
WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE.

THEN I'LL BE THERE.

CHIEF.

KAREV.

OH, HEY.

UM, CAN YOU TALK TO CRISTINA
ABOUT GETTING HER OWN PLACE?

ARIZONA'S ABOUT TO MOVE IN,
AND IT'S KINDA CROWDED.

I MEAN, THEY WANT TO MOVE OUT.

IT'S JUST, THEY HAVEN'T
GOTTEN THEIR ACT TOGETHER.

AND, UH, IF I ASK HER ABOUT IT,
I'M A BITCH.

BUT IF YOU ASK HER ABOUT IT,
YOU'RE HER BEST FRIEND,

INQUIRING ABOUT A HEALTHY
NEXT STEP IN HER MARRIED LIFE.

CRISTINA'S CAREER
IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD.

SHE CAN'T LOOK AT AN O.R.

WITHOUT BREAKING INTO
A COLD SWEAT, SHE'S A NEWLYWED,

AND LAST NIGHT,
SHE SLEPT IN MY BED

BECAUSE OWEN WAS IN SURGERY,
AND SHE WAS AFRAID TO BE ALONE.

YOU REALLY WANT
TO PUT HER OUT OF HER HOUSE?

(elevator bell dings)

DID YOU TALK TO HER
ABOUT CRISTINA?

WE'RE MONSTERS.

HMM?

A VIRGIN... AT 27?

YEP.

WELL, MAYBE SHE WAS WAITING FOR
THE RIGHT PERSON TO COME ALONG,

SOMEONE SPECIAL,
SOMEONE WHO REALLY GOT HER.

IT'S SWEET. IT'S...

IT'S IDEALISTIC.
IT'S SMART
IS WHAT IT IS.

IF YOU DON'T SLEEP WITH 'EM,
YOU--YOU DON'T GET ATTACHED.

Y-YOU SLEEP WITH THEM,
AND THEN YOU GET ATTACHED

EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO,
EVEN WHEN YOU SPECIFICALLY PICK

SOMEONE THAT YOU ARE SURE

THAT YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY
GET ATTACHED,

AND THEN BOOM--YOU'RE HOOKED.

GRASPERS.

IS THAT THE MASS?

(sighs) YEP.

IS IT A TUMOR?

NO, IT--IT LOOKS LIKE...
A FOREIGN OBJECT.

ALL RIGHT. I GOT IT.

♪♪♪

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

A CONDOM?
YEP.

WAIT,
AND SHE ASPIRATED IT?

A CONDOM IN HER LUNG?
I'M GONNA GAG.

AND HER FIANCé THINKS
SHE'S A VIRGIN.
(chuckles)

SO I--
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
HERE WE GO.

CHECK IT OUT.
(Cristina) EW. EW. EW.

OKAY, NOW I THINK
I'M GONNA GAG.

OH, LOOK AT GREY. IT LOOKS
LIKE SHE'S GONNA HEAVE.
(Jackson) SHE'S LOOKED
LIKE THAT ALL DAY.

I MEAN, I KINDA WISH
I WAS IN THERE.

WHAT?

SERIOUSLY, HOW OFTEN DOES
A CASE LIKE THIS COME ALONG?

EW.
ABOUT AS OFTEN
AS 27-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN BRIDES.

SHE COULD STILL BE A VIRGIN.

JUST 'CAUSE SHE'S 27, I MEAN,
IT'S--IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE.

HEY.
HEY.

MY WIFE IS SLEEPING
IN YOUR BED.

YES, SHE IS,
WITH MEREDITH, TECHNICALLY.

SHE'S SLEEPING WITH MEREDITH.

I'M ON
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BED.
THAT--I'M SORRY.

DON'T YOU FIND THAT
A LITTLE STRANGE?
MM-HMM.

DID YOU SEE "E.T."?

THE MOVIE? YEAH.
YEARS AGO. WHY?
REMEMBER THE KID--ELLIOT?

MM-HMM.
HE AND E.T. HAD THIS WEIRD
AND DISTURBING BOND.

IF HE GOT SICK,
E.T. GOT SICK.

IF E.T. GOT DRUNK,
ELLIOT WOULD GET DRUNK.

THAT'S KINDA LIKE
CRISTINA AND MEREDITH.

MEANWHILE, YOU AND I ARE LIKE

THE, UM, THE GOVERNMENT GUYS
IN THE WHITE HAZMAT SUITS.

YOU KNOW, WE'RE TRYING TO STEER
'EM IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION,

BUT IN THE END,
WE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.

(chuckles)
AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT?

I FISH. I'M BUILDING A HOUSE.
I'VE RECENTLY TAKEN UP GOLF.

THAT HELPS.

(woman) ♪ FROM SIDE TO SIDE ♪

I'M LOOKING OUT FOR HER.

THANK YOU.

(Jackson) SO, KAREV,

HOW OLD WERE YOU
YOUR FIRST TIME?

15. SCHOOL NURSE,
BACK OF HER CAR.

15? THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.

WHEN I WAS 16, SHE TAUGHT ME
HOW TO DRIVE THAT SAME CAR.
(Meredith laughs)

SOPHOMORE IN HIGH SCHOOL,
PAUL WAXMAN,

HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA
WHAT HE WAS DOING.

MM.

JUNIOR PROM, SARAH RICHARDSON
AND PENNY CARAWAY,

TOGETHER.
(whistles)

I KNEW EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS DOING.

(elevator bell dings)
19.

19?
MM-HMM. I WAS VERY FOCUSED
ON MY STUDIES.

IT WAS MY CHEM T.A. HE WAS
A WHOLE HEAD SHORTER THAN ME,

BUT... (clicks tongue)
MAN, HE WAS SMART.

(laughs)

HEY, APRIL.

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS. IT
WAS A PRIVATE--PRIVATE MEMORY.

WHAT HAPPENED,
DID THE GUY DIE?

ALEX.
OH, DID IT LAST, LIKE,
THREE SECONDS,

SO YOU DON'T KNOW
IF IT COUNTED?
(scoffs) NO.

MM-HMM.

UH...

IT WAS ON THE BEACH AT SUNSET.
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

(laughs)
(Jackson) SUNSET?

(April) YEAH.
REALLY? WEREN'T--WEREN'T THERE
PEOPLE THERE?

OH, ON THE BEACH?
MAN, YOU GET SAND UP IN PLACES

YOU DON'T WANT TO GET SAND.
(Alex) MOSQUITOES.

MM-HMM. YEAH.
HA! YOU'RE A VIRGIN.

NO, I'M NOT.
OH, MY GOD. YOU ARE!

(Jackson) SHE IS. (laughs)
OH, MY GOD. DO IT. DO IT.
DO IT TO HER RIGHT NOW.

ALEX, GO DEFLOWER HER.
DO IT. DO IT.
IT WAS--IT WAS ON THE BEACH
AT SUNSET, OKAY?

OKAY, LEAVE HER ALONE.

APRIL, THE BEACH AT SUNSET
IS VERY NICE.

♪♪♪

(man speaks indistinctly)

THERE'S A GALLERY UPSTAIRS.
HAVE A SEAT. YOU CAN WATCH.

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT,
SMART BOY?

YOU CAN PRETEND LIKE
WE AREN'T RELATED, BUT WE ARE.

AND SOMETHING HAPPENED
TO YOU.

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT
FROM ME, AMY?
OKAY, CAN YOU IMAGINE
FOR A SECOND

THAT THIS IS NOT
ALL ABOUT YOU?

TWO MEN IN MY FAMILY
HAVE BEEN SHOT,

ONE OF THEM DIDN'T SURVIVE IT,
AND EVEN THAT

I CAN'T TALK ABOUT BECAUSE I WAS
5, AND I BARELY REMEMBER IT.

DON'T MAKE THIS ABOUT DAD.
WE CAN'T
MAKE IT ABOUT ANYTHING!

YOU WON'T TALK ABOUT DAD.
YOU WON'T TALK ABOUT THIS.
I'M SORRY
THIS IS HARD FOR YOU.

IT'S BEEN HARD
FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE.

NOW I HAVE AN OPERATION
I HAVE TO GO DO. GO HOME.

NO, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
HE'S MY PATIENT.

I'M HELPING YOU.
I DON'T NEED HELP. I HAVE
AN EXCEEDINGLY CAPABLE RESIDENT.

REALLY?

UH, SORRY I'M LATE. THERE'S
A LONG LINE AT THE CAFETERIA.

YOU'RE RIGHT. CRACK TEAM.

FINE. YOU CAN STAY.

(saw buzzing)

(buzzing continues)

DR. BAILEY,
HOW CAN YOU TELL

WHICH IS HORN
AND WHICH IS FINGER?

IF THERE'S NO BLEEDING,
I'M STILL CUTTING OFF THE HORN.

IF THERE'S A LOT OF BLEEDING,

I'M PROBABLY
CUTTING OFF A FINGER.

SOMETIMES THIS JOB
IS VERY SIMPLE, DR. AVERY.

(crackles)

(Lexie) OH.

I CAN DO THAT
IF YOU WANT.

SHE'S FINE.
RIGHT, DR. GREY?

RIGHT.

(clatters)

UGH.

WHAT?

NOTHING.

(buzzing resumes)

DANNY, UH,
COULD YOU WAIT OUTSIDE

JUST FOR
A COUPLE OF MINUTES?

WHY? IS--IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
IS SHE--
OH, NO.

WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO TELL ME,
YOU CAN SAY IT IN FRONT OF HIM.

OKAY. UM...

(inhales deeply)

(exhales)
GRETCHEN, YOU'VE...

UM...

(chuckles) OH, OKAY.
GRETCHEN, WH--

UH, WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED IS,
UM... OH.

THE BLOCKAGE IN YOUR LUNG

WAS A CONDOM.

(elevator bell dings)

APPARENTLY, YOU INHALED IT.

OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.

SO THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT
WE'VE REMOVED IT,

AND YOU SHOULD BE FEELING
MUCH BETTER.

WHAT?
DANNY, DANNY--

WAIT A MINUTE. I'VE--I'VE--
I'VE WAITED TWO YEARS,

AND YOU BEEN HAVING SEX
WITH SOMEONE ELSE?
NO, NO, NO, NO.

PLENTY OF PEOPLE USE CONDOMS
TO PROTECT AGAINST

SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES
WHEN THEY'RE DOING...

OTHER SORTS OF THINGS.

WE DON'T.

DANNY, PLEASE!
DANNY, DON'T! DANNY.

OKAY, YOU SEE HOW I'M
REMOVING THE TUMOR GENTLY?

NOT REALLY.

(monitor beeping rhythmically)

OKAY, IRRIGATE AND SUCTION.

(gurgles)

GOOD. GOOD. OKAY.
CAN YOU SEE NOW?

(beeping continues)

YEAH, I CAN.

OKAY. YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE
A LITTLE BIT BETTER NOW,

BECAUSE I'M GONNA BE DOING--
(monitor beeping erratically)

OH, DAMN IT. OH, NO.
IT'S BLEEDING TOO MUCH.

THE CAROTID?
COULD BE. OKAY.
BACKING OUT NOW.

OKAY, DR. YANG,
I NEED YOU TO DO

SOME NASAL PACKING, PLEASE.
UH, NO.
UM, UM, YOU CAN DO IT.

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PRETTY.
JUST PACK IT IN THERE.
NO, I-I CAN'T.

YES, YOU CAN. JUST DO IT.
NO, STOP, STOP.
PLEASE STOP IT. I JUST...

YOU DO IT.

(beeping continues)

PASS ME GELFOAM
AND THROMBIN.

GIVE ME SUCTION.

(beeping continues)

ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO OPEN HIM UP.

(beeping continues)

(suction gurgles)

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU,
KAREV?

UH, PATIENT WASN'T CRITICAL,
SO I TOOK THE STAIRS.

Y-YOU DO THAT ALL DAY?

YEAH. IT'S GOOD EXERCISE.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

WELL, THE BIG DEAL IS,
YOU'RE--YOU'RE SWEATY

AND YOU... (sniffs)
AND YOU SMELL.

AND YOU'RE NOT
GOING INTO MY O.R.

WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU TODAY?
NOTHING, I-I--

KAREV, YOU STINK.
NOW GO TAKE A SHOWER.

(elevator bell dings)

(monitor beeping rhythmically)

(Mark) OH.

WHAT?
WELL, I THOUGHT I HAD
SOME NORMAL SKIN HERE,

BUT IT'S ALREADY STARTING
TO GROW WARTS.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

(Miranda) IT MEANS, JERRY'S NOT
GOING TO GET HIS SKIN GRAFTS

ANYTIME SOON.

HE'S GONNA HAVE
A LOT OF OPEN WOUNDS.

SO HE WAS RIGHT.

HE IS GONNA LOOK
LIKE FRANKENSTEIN.

(Lexie) MAYBE I SHOULD GO
UPDATE THE WIFE.

YOU KNOW,
PREPARE HER FOR THE WORST?

I MEAN, IF--IF I WERE HER,
I WOULD--

I WOULD WANT TO KNOW
SOONER THAN LATER.
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

WHICH IS FINE, BECAUSE I'M--
I'M FINE RIGHT HERE.

I'M--I'M JUST SAYING, IF--IF,
YOU KNOW, IF I WERE THE WIFE,

I'D WANT TO KNOW
SOONER THAN LATER.

LATER IT IS, THEN.

(crackles)

(door opens)

I NEED MY MOTHER'S
ENGAGEMENT RING BACK.

CAN I HAVE IT, PLEASE?
(crying) DANNY,
PLEASE DON'T DO THIS, OKAY?

IF I COULD JUST...
SHE DIDN'T CHEAT ON YOU.

YEAH?
SHE DIDN'T.

SHE TOLD US SHE HAS
A FRIEND NAMED JEANETTE

WHO THREW HER
A BACHELORETTE PARTY.

YEAH.
WELL, SOMETIMES
AT BACHELORETTE PARTIES,

THERE'S A SECTION OF THE PARTY
KNOWN AS THE TUPPERWARE SEGMENT,

ONLY IT ISN'T
REALLY TUPPERWARE.

IT'S INTIMATE ITEMS,
AND THERE'S SOMEONE

WHO SHOWS YOU HOW TO USE
ALL OF THESE ITEMS.

SO THE INSTRUCTOR
WAS INSTRUCTING THE ATTENDEES

IN TECHNIQUES FOR, UM,
APPLYING A CERTAIN APPARATUS

TO SOMETHING THAT MIGHT S--
SIMULATE A--

SHE PUT A CONDOM
ON A BANANA WITH HER MOUTH

AND ACCIDENTALLY INHALED IT.

(Gretchen sniffles)

GRETCHEN?

(crying) I CHOKED, OKAY?

AND I THOUGHT
THAT I SWALLOWED IT.

(sniffles)

(laughing)

OBVIOUSLY I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT I'M DOING.

I JUST WANTED YOU
TO HAVE A GOOD TIME

ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT.

AND WILL YOU PLEASE
STOP LAUGHING AT ME?

I'M GONNA LOVE
OUR WEDDING NIGHT, OKAY?
(sniffles)

NO MATTER WHAT,
I'M GONNA LOVE IT,

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

(whimpers)

(laughing)

(Gretchen) STOP IT.

(Gretchen and Danny laugh)

(monitor beeping rhythmically)

(Derek) YOU GOT IT?

YEP.

YOU SURE?
BECAUSE I CAN GET IT.

YOU KNOW, I DO THIS
FOR A LIVING.

I KNOW. I JUST WANT
TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT IT.

DONE. WOW.

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?
I HAVE IMPRESSED EVEN MYSELF.

SO YOU'RE DONE.
I CAN GO?

I AM DONE.

(trash can lid rattles)

(door closes)
HOW DID SHE
GET PAST HER INTERNSHIP?

SHUT UP.
DEREK, COME ON.
SHE'S A DUD.

SHE WASN'T READY,
AND I PUSHED HER.
YEAH, SHE WASN'T READY
BECAUSE SHE'S A DUD.

CRISTINA YANG SAVED MY LIFE.

SHE SAVED MY LIFE.

I OWE HER EVERYTHING.

GET OUT.

GET THE HELL OUT.

(instruments clatter)

(door opens and closes)

(monitor beeping rhythmically)

(Jackson) 12 POUNDS.

eBay, HERE I COME.
(Lexie laughs)

DR. GREY.
(laughing) I'M SORRY.

YOU ARE DOCTORS.
(Jackson laughing)

IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE DOCTORS,
CAREGIVERS,

YOU NEED TO BE ABLE
TO HANDLE ANYTHING

THE HUMAN BODY THROWS AT YOU.

(crackles)

(gasps) OH! OH!

OH! OH, GOD!

LOOK RIGHT THERE. A SPIDER.
IT'S A SPIDER. OH! J--NO, NO.

COME ON. SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING,
PLEASE. IT'S A SPIDER.
THAT?

YES! IT JUST CRAWLED
RIGHT OUT OF THAT HORN.

QUICK, KILL IT! KILL IT!
I--IT...

(squishes)

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

OH, THANK YOU.
OH, THANK YOU.

OH, THANK YOU.
OKAY. OKAY. WHEW.

(woman) DR. HINES
TO LABOR AND DELIVERY.

DR. HINES, LABOR AND DELIVERY.

I WOULDN'T HAVE PICKED YOU...

TO BE A PART OF MY LIFE.

PROFESSIONALLY? SURE,

IF YOU DIDN'T THINK MY FIELD
WAS SO UNINTERESTING.

BUT PERSONALLY?

WE WOULDN'T HAVE PICKED
EACH OTHER.

(flicks cards)

BUT NOW WE'RE FAMILY.

AND THAT MEANS,
I WORRY ABOUT YOU.

(flicks cards)

(smacks table)
YOU'RE FLAMING OUT.

(Greg Laswell's "Goodbye"
playing)

AND AS SOMEONE
WHO CARES ABOUT YOU,

IT'S NOT OKAY.

AS SOMEONE WHO'S SEEN
A LOT OF RESIDENTS COME AND GO,

BUT VERY, VERY FEW
WITH YOUR POTENTIAL...

IT IS NOT OKAY.

♪ IT WAS REALLY NICE
TO MEET YOU ♪

♪ GOODBYE ♪

I CAN BARELY REMEMBER IT...

THE WHOLE PROCEDURE.

I...

I TOOK A BULLET
OUT OF YOUR CHEST,

AND--AND ALL I CAN REMEMBER
ARE...

BITS AND PIECES,

AND THE BITS AND PIECES
I DO REMEMBER,

UH, COME BACK
AT VERY INCONVENIENT TIMES.

(slaps down cards)
SO, UM, END OF STORY, OKAY?

♪ THINK OF ME AGAIN ♪

♪ NO, I TRIED ♪

♪ OH, I TRIED ♪

♪ GOODBYE ♪

KAREV.

UH, Y-YES, SIR.

♪ OOH, OOH ♪

YOU LAID IN A POOL OF
YOUR OWN BLOOD IN THAT ELEVATOR

AND ALMOST DIED.

THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE TAKING THE STAIRS.

NOW SOMEDAY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
A CRITICAL PATIENT,

AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE
TO RUN UP THE STAIRS.

SO... YOU AND I...

ARE GONNA TAKE THAT ELEVATOR...
(elevator bell dings)

RIGHT NOW, TOGETHER.

AND YOU'RE GONNA STAY ON IT
UNTIL YOU'RE NOT SCARED...

♪ BUT I HAVE
NOWHERE ELSE TO BE ♪

YOU'RE JUST BORED.

♪ I FIGURE ♪

♪ WHEN I LEAVE THIS TIME ♪

♪ IT'S FOR KEEPS ♪

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO
THE SURGERY IN STAGES.

WE MAY TRY
STRETCHING THE SKIN.

BUT RIGHT NOW, THERE'S NOT
ENOUGH NORMAL SKIN TO CUT FROM,

WHICH MEANS,

WE MAY HAVE TO REVISIT THE IDEA
OF SKIN GRAFTS LATER.

HOW MUCH LATER?

THAT DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH
NORMAL SKIN WE FIND.

ABOUT SIX MONTHS
TO A YEAR.

(sighs)

♪ OOH ♪

STILL, IN THE MEANTIME...

HE'S STILL GONNA LOOK
LIKE A FREAK?

HE'LL LOOK BETTER
THAN HE DID.

BUT THERE WILL BE
SUBSTANTIAL SCARRING.

♪ I'LL ONLY LAY THE DAY ♪

SO...

I'M NOT EVEN GONNA GET
A FEW MONTHS

WHERE HE'S GONNA LOOK
HALFWAY NORMAL,

WHERE HE MIGHT WANT TO GO OUT,

WHERE HE MIGHT WANT
TO DO SOMETHING BESIDES...

WALL HIMSELF UP
IN OUR HOUSE ALL DAY?

YOU'RE BOTH JUST GONNA
HAVE TO BE PATIENT.

YOU MET MY HUSBAND,
DR. SLOAN.

YOU REALLY THINK
HE CAN DO THAT?

♪♪♪

I HAVEN'T TOUCHED HIM
IN FOUR YEARS...

HAVEN'T KISSED HIM,

HAVEN'T HELD HIS HAND.

HE WON'T LET ME.

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH,
BUT... (sniffles)

I NEED TO LIVE A LIFE,
AND HE WANTS TO BE A HERMIT.

♪ I'LL GET USED TO THE IDEA ♪

AND I THINK...

LOVE ISN'T ENOUGH ANYMORE.

IS THAT POSSIBLE...

♪ GOODBYE ♪

THAT TWO PEOPLE
CAN REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER,

AND IT JUST... ISN'T ENOUGH?

♪ OOH ♪

♪ OOH, OOH ♪

MR. DONALDSON
HAD A HEART ATTACK,

SO HIS ARTERIES WON'T BE
QUITE AS CLEAN AS MINE,

BUT YOU'LL GET
THE BASIC IDEA.

NOW... YOU OPENED ME UP.
WHERE DID YOU MAKE THE INCISION?
I DON'T KNOW.

YES, YOU DO.

UM, WHEN I SAY
THAT I DON'T KNOW,

I'M NOT MAKING IT UP.

I-I--LITERALLY,
I DON'T REMEMBER.

OKAY. WELL, FORTUNATELY,
I HAVE SOME DETAILS.

YOU STARTED HERE
AT THE STERNAL NOTCH

AND WENT SOUTH 6 INCHES.

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS STUPID.
NO, IT ISN'T.

WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD
HAPPEN, YOU KILL HIM?

OH, HA HA, FUNNY.

TAKE THE SCALPEL.

(sighs)

MEDIAN...

STERNOTOMY.

GOOD.

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?

(exhales)

(buzzes)

(clicks switch)

(buzzes)

DON'T WORRY.
I'M LEAVING THE PREMISES.

WE WERE IN THE BACK
OF THE STORE.

DAD HAD JUST GIVEN YOU
TWO PENNIES,

AND YOU ALWAYS HID THEM
BEHIND THE COUNTER

IN THIS BIG CRACK
IN THE FLOORBOARDS.

YOU SAID YOU WERE SAVING THEM
SO YOU COULD BUY A TOWN.

AND THEN THE TWO GUYS
CAME IN.

WE COULD HEAR THEM TALKING,

BUT YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION
UNTIL DAD YELLED,

AND YOU LOOKED UP.

THEY HAD ALREADY PULLED
THE GUN,

THEY HAD ALREADY
TAKEN THE MONEY,

BUT NOW THEY WANTED THE WATCH
THAT MOM GAVE HIM.

HE WOULDN'T GIVE IT UP.

THERE WAS A GUNSHOT.

YOU... LUNGED FORWARD.

(voice breaking) I REMEMBER.

I WAS TRYING
TO GET TO HIM,

BUT... (exhales)
I COULDN'T MOVE.

THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS
HOLDING YOU SO TIGHT

THAT YOU COULDN'T BUDGE.

I PUT ONE HAND OVER YOUR MOUTH
SO YOU WOULDN'T SCREAM

AND WRAPPED THE OTHER ONE
AROUND YOU

AND JUST HELD ON FOR DEAR LIFE,
PRAYED TO GOD

THAT YOU'D BE QUIET
AND YOU WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

YOU WERE SO LITTLE.

I THINK THAT'S WHAT I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED ALL THESE YEARS,

IS YOU JUST TO STAY...

LITTLE AND...

QUIET AND SAFE.

BUT YOU'RE NOT
ANY OF THOSE THINGS.

YOU'RE LOUD AND FEARLESS,

AND IT SCARES THE CRAP
OUT OF ME.

(chuckles)

HOW AM I
SUPPOSED TO CALL YOU UP

AND TELL YOU
THAT I'VE BEEN SHOT?

I CAN'T TELL YOU
ABOUT MY PAIN.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT PAIN EXISTS.

OH.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU
KEEP BRANDY IN YOUR LOCKER.

A PATIENT GAVE IT TO ME.
OH, YEAH?

YOU SNEAK IN AND TAKE A SWIG
EVERY TIME YOU SEE A SPIDER?

EVERY TIME I SEE A SPIDER
CRAWL OUT OF A HUMAN LIMB, YES.
(laughs)

AND IT IS A PHOBIA.
MM-HMM.

OKAY? IT IS NOT--HEY.
GIVE ME BACK MY BOTTLE.
OH, NO, NO, NO,
TEDDY NEEDS IT.

SHE'S PATHETIC.
THAT'S RIGHT.

MM-HMM.
YOU FINISH IT,
I'LL HURT YOU.

WE'RE GONNA LIVE IN
A FRAT HOUSE FOREVER, AREN'T WE?

(Callie) HEY, NO.
MEREDITH'S IS A FRAT HOUSE.

OUR PLACE IS JUST THAT

OFF-CAMPUS APARTMENT WHERE
THE BURNOUTS GO TO BUY POT.

DID YOU
TELL HIM GOOD-BYE?

I'VE KINDA BEEN AVOIDING HIM.

I'M AFRAID IF I SEE HIM,
I'LL START TO CRY,

AND THEN HE'LL THINK I'M
SOME KIND OF CRAZY STALKER.
(laughs)

(elevator bell dings)
(Arizona) UH...

(clears throat) UH, LET'S GO
BUY BAILEY A REAL DRINK.

YEAH.
YEAH, LET'S GO DO THAT.

EXCUSE US.

(Arizona) HI.
HI.

(door closes)

HEY.

YOU GONNA HAVE DINNER
WITH ME?

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SETTLE
FOR A PECK ON THE CHEEK

AND A WAVE GOOD-BYE
AND KEEP IT SIMPLE.

YEAH, THAT SOUNDS, UH...

INCREDIBLY...
DISSATISFYING.

(sighs)

I LIKE YOU
MORE THAN I WANTED TO.

AND, UH...

AND I KNEW WHAT THIS WAS.

(voice breaks) I DON'T KNOW
WHAT MY PROBLEM IS.

WELL, I'VE GOT A COUPLE
OF THOUGHTS ABOUT THAT.

(laughs) I THOUGHT
I WAS THE ONE PERSON

THAT YOU
WEREN'T GONNA ANALYZE.

WELL, I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE
IT REQUIRES A PROFESSIONAL.

I MEAN, EITHER
I'M WILDLY ATTRACTIVE,

AND YOUR FORMIDABLE REASON
IS NO MATCH FOR MY...

INCREDIBLE MAGNETISM.

OR... YOU, UH,

FALL FOR MEN
WHO AREN'T AVAILABLE--

ENGAGED...

OR ONLY IN TOWN
FOR A FEW WEEKS.

MM.

(cries)

YOU'RE MAKING
SOME LOUSY CHOICES, ALTMAN.

YOU DESERVE A LITTLE MORE.

(The Cary Brothers' "Belong"
playing)

NOBODY CHOOSES TO BE A FREAK.

(elevator bell dings)

MOST PEOPLE DON'T EVEN REALIZE
THEY'RE A FREAK

UNTIL IT'S WAY TOO LATE
TO CHANGE IT.

♪♪♪

(clicks button)

♪ WAKE UP LONELY ♪

♪ WITH YOU BY MY SIDE ♪

♪ ONE MORE NIGHT ♪

♪ IT DOESN'T FEEL ♪

♪ THERE ARE MOVIES ♪

♪ PLAYING IN YOUR EYES ♪

♪ YOU DREAM OF OUR FORTUNES ♪

♪ BUT YOU'RE WRONG ♪

♪ I DON'T BELONG ♪

(bell on door rings)

COME ON. JUST ADMIT IT.
YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN.

NO, I'M NOT.
HEY, THERE'S NO SHAME
IN IT.

REALLY?
NO, THERE'S SHAME.

A LOT OF SHAME.
TELL HER, MER.
I, UM...

(laughs)
I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING,

AND THEN I FORGOT
TO STOP DRINKING.

HAS ANYBODY SEEN CRISTINA?

OKAY. SO TODAY ONLY ONE PERSON
LOOKED AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO

WHO MIGHT RUN
DOWN THE HALL NAKED,

AND DR. BAILEY SCREAMED
LIKE A LITTLE BITCH BABY

OVER A SPIDER,

SO I'M FEELING PRETTY GOOD,
YOU KNOW, FOR A CRAZY PERSON.

WELL, NOBODY GIVES A CRAP IF
YOU'RE CRAZY. WE'RE ALL CRAZY.

YEAH, LOOK AT APRIL.
SHE'S STILL A VIRGIN. (laughs)
(laughs)

YEAH, WELL,
MARK GIVES A CRAP, OKAY?

HE STARES AT ME

LIKE I'M A MENACE TO MYSELF
AND EVERYONE AROUND ME.

WAIT. YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN?
(laughs) WHAT?
STOP. OKAY?

JUST STOP.

I'M A VIRGIN. YES.
SO WHAT?

IT'S NOT SOMETHING
I TALK ABOUT, OKAY?

WE ALL HAVE THINGS
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT.

ALEX, YOU'VE BEEN
AFRAID OF THE ELEVATOR

FOR, LIKE, A MONTH,
BUT I NEVER SAID ANYTHING

BECAUSE IT'S
NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

AND, JACKSON, YOU WAKE UP
EVERY NIGHT SCREAMING

BECAUSE YOU HAVE NIGHTMARES.
AND, MEREDITH,

YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT CRISTINA
BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID

SHE'S NEVER GONNA BE
THE SAME CRISTINA AGAIN.

AND, LEXIE... (laughs)
FOR GOD SAKE,

MARK NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE
A PSYCHO. HE LOVES YOU.

THAT'S WHY HE STARES AT YOU,

BECAUSE HE CAN'T KEEP HIS EYES
OFF THE WOMAN HE LOVES.

OF COURSE, HE'S NEVER

GONNA SAY ANYTHING 'CAUSE
HE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE HE CAN.

LOOK, WE ALL HAVE STUFF
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT.

I AM A 28-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN,
MAINLY BECAUSE

I WANTED MY FIRST TIME
TO BE SPECIAL,

AND THEN I WAITED TOO LONG,
AND PARTIALLY BECAUSE

I'M PRETTY SURE
GUYS FIND ME ANNOYING.

I'M A VIRGIN. THAT DOESN'T
MAKE IT DRINKS CONVERSATION.

WE ALL HAVE STUFF
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT.

♪ THIS WAY ♪

♪ WITH A THOUSAND THINGS
TO SAY ♪

OH, APRIL.
I'M LIKING YOU MORE AND MORE.

THANK YOU.

♪ ...HEART ♪

OKAY.

(door closes)

YOU'RE NOT ON CALL TONIGHT?

NO. NO, I'M HOME ALL NIGHT.

GOOD.

(pats couch)

COME HERE.

HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

(exhales deeply)

I THINK...

I COULD BE HAPPY
BEING A PLUMBER.

(laughter, door rattles)

MM. MM. MM.

(Arizona and Callie laugh)

I--
WHOA.

MM.

(grunts)

AAH!
WHOA!

(moaning)

(door slams)

(giggling and screaming)

WE HAVE TO GET
OUR OWN PLACE.
YEAH.

BUT NO MATTER HOW MUCH
OF A FREAK YOU END UP BEING...

(elevator bell dings)

CHANCES ARE, THERE'S STILL
SOMEONE OUT THERE FOR YOU.

♪ BUT YOU'RE WRONG ♪

(kissing sounds)

UNLESS, OF COURSE,
THEY'VE ALREADY MOVED ON...

SO WHAT TIME DO YOU
HAVE TO BE AT THE AIRPORT?

(pants) NOT FOR
ANOTHER COUPLE OF HOURS.

MM.
MM.

BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES
TO LOVE...

(door closes)

EVEN FREAKS CAN'T WAIT FOREVER.