1 00:00:02,033 --> 00:00:04,505 (Lissie's "Worried About" playing) 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:07,508 (knock on door) 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:10,381 (knock) 4 00:00:10,381 --> 00:00:13,484 ♪ I'M TOO WORRIED ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOIN' ♪ 5 00:00:13,484 --> 00:00:16,187 CRISTINA? 6 00:00:16,187 --> 00:00:17,618 ♪ WHAT YOU'RE DOIN' TO ME ♪ 7 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:22,022 (whispers) OWEN'S AT THE HOSPITAL, AND I... 8 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,425 (sighs) FORGET IT. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. COME ON. 9 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,057 COME ON. 10 00:00:26,057 --> 00:00:29,200 WELL, THAT'S--THAT'S-- THAT'S KINDA WEIRD. 11 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,362 OH, HE'S ASLEEP. GET IN. 12 00:00:31,362 --> 00:00:34,165 (Meredith) MOST SURGEONS GREW UP BEING FREAKS. 13 00:00:34,165 --> 00:00:39,070 WHILE OTHER KIDS PLAYED OUTSIDE... 14 00:00:39,070 --> 00:00:41,072 WE HOLED UP IN OUR ROOMS... 15 00:00:41,072 --> 00:00:42,042 MM. 16 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,375 MEMORIZING THE PERIODIC TABLE... 17 00:00:44,375 --> 00:00:49,380 HUDDLING FOR HOURS OVER OUR JUNIOR MICROSCOPES... 18 00:00:49,380 --> 00:00:53,124 DISSECTING OUR FIRST FROG. 19 00:00:53,124 --> 00:00:55,526 ♪ OH, MY GOD, MY GOD WON'T FORSAKE AGAIN ♪ 20 00:00:55,526 --> 00:00:59,290 ♪ OH, MERCY, I WANT TO BE TAKEN IN ♪ 21 00:00:59,290 --> 00:01:01,832 ALMOST ALL OF THE SURGEONS IN YOUR PROGRAM 22 00:01:01,832 --> 00:01:03,534 HAVE BEEN CLEARED TO OPERATE. 23 00:01:03,534 --> 00:01:05,536 THE REMAINING CASES WILL BE REFERRED TO DR. WYATT, 24 00:01:05,536 --> 00:01:08,139 AND SHE'LL CLEAR THOSE PEOPLE WHEN SHE FEELS THEY'RE READY. 25 00:01:08,139 --> 00:01:10,141 WHAT ABOUT CRISTINA YANG? WHAT'S THE TIMELINE THERE? 26 00:01:10,141 --> 00:01:12,443 DR. PERKINS FELT THAT WE SHOULD ASSIGN DR. YANG 27 00:01:12,443 --> 00:01:15,146 TO SOMETHING LOW-STRESS FOR A FEW MONTHS-- 28 00:01:15,146 --> 00:01:16,447 RESEARCH, ADMIN DUTIES. 29 00:01:16,447 --> 00:01:19,180 ADMINISTRATION? THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO? 30 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,284 PUT HER ON MY SERVICE. 31 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:25,186 SHE'S NOT ON ANYONE'S SERVICE, DEREK. 32 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:27,358 SHE'LL BE IN THE HOSPITAL, SHE JUST WON'T GO NEAR A SURGERY. 33 00:01:27,358 --> 00:01:29,360 WELL, YOU DO THAT, AND SHE'LL LEAVE. 34 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,362 SHE WILL NOT COME BACK TO THIS PROGRAM. 35 00:01:31,362 --> 00:01:33,464 PUT HER ON MY SERVICE. I ALREADY TRIED IT, SHEPHERD. 36 00:01:33,464 --> 00:01:36,197 HUNT'S RIGHT. SHE'S NOT READY. WELL, SHE WASN'T READY BEFORE. MAYBE NOW SHE IS. 37 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:38,729 I THINK WE SHOULD GIVE HIM A SHOT. WELL, ESPECIALLY IF NOTHING ELSE IS WORKING. 38 00:01:38,729 --> 00:01:40,871 SHE CRAWLED UNDER A TABLE IN THE O.R. TWO WEEKS AGO. 39 00:01:40,871 --> 00:01:43,404 THANK YOU. (doctors all talking at once) 40 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:45,206 SHE GOES, I GO. 41 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,208 (talking stops) 42 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:48,709 THAT'S INSANE. 43 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:51,442 (doctors all talking at once) IF SHE GOES, I GO. 44 00:01:51,442 --> 00:01:54,215 (Meredith) I THINK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU. 45 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:56,717 IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. I MEAN, THEY--THEY--THEY CAN'T 46 00:01:56,717 --> 00:02:00,391 KICK YOU OUT OF THE PROGRAM FOR BEING TRAUMATIZED. 47 00:02:00,391 --> 00:02:02,453 I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY DO. 48 00:02:02,453 --> 00:02:04,755 (doctors speaking indistinctly) 49 00:02:04,755 --> 00:02:06,757 DR. YANG, YOU'RE WITH ME. 50 00:02:06,757 --> 00:02:08,259 WHAT? N-NO. 51 00:02:08,259 --> 00:02:09,760 I'M WITH YOU. 52 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,263 YOU'RE WITH SOMEBODY ELSE. WE'RE WALKING, DR. YANG. UH-- 53 00:02:12,263 --> 00:02:13,764 (Meredith) DEREK. 54 00:02:15,306 --> 00:02:16,437 HEY. 55 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:18,609 WHERE COULD I FIND DR. SHEPHERD? 56 00:02:18,609 --> 00:02:21,512 YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT? I DON'T. 57 00:02:21,512 --> 00:02:24,144 UH, COULD YOU JUST POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION OF HIS OFFICE? 58 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,547 I'M SORRY. 59 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:29,220 SHE HAS THAT LOOK ON HER FACE BECAUSE THE LAST TIME SOMEONE 60 00:02:29,220 --> 00:02:31,522 WALKED INTO THIS HOSPITAL LOOKING FOR DR. SHEPHERD 61 00:02:31,522 --> 00:02:34,455 WITHOUT AN APPOINTMENT, HE SHOT HIM. MARK! OH. 62 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:36,557 (laughs) OH, MY GOD! 63 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:39,190 HI, AMY. YOU STILL LOOK HOT. 64 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:41,692 AND YOU, UH, LOOK A LOT MORE GROWN-UP 65 00:02:41,692 --> 00:02:43,694 THAN WHEN I LAST SAW YOU. 66 00:02:43,694 --> 00:02:46,497 YOU CAN SAY "HOT," YOU KNOW? 'CAUSE I AM. I'M HOT. NO, I CAN'T, 67 00:02:46,497 --> 00:02:49,340 BECAUSE IN MY MIND, YOU'RE STILL DEREK'S 12-YEAR-OLD SISTER. 68 00:02:49,340 --> 00:02:51,302 HUH. SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN SEATTLE? 69 00:02:51,302 --> 00:02:54,375 UH, DEREK'S AN ASS WHO WON'T RETURN MY CALLS. 70 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:57,378 DEREK'S AN ASS WHO GOT SHOT AND WON'T RETURN MY CALLS, 71 00:02:57,378 --> 00:03:01,212 SO I BROUGHT HIM A PRESENT OR A BRIBE OR A PEACE OFFERING. 72 00:03:01,212 --> 00:03:03,914 WHATEVER. I BROUGHT HIM THAT. IMAGINE HOW SURPRISED AND RELIEVED WE WERE 73 00:03:03,914 --> 00:03:07,187 WHEN WE GREW UP AND FOUND OUT THERE WERE OTHERS OUT THERE 74 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,890 JUST AS FREAKY AS WE WERE... YOU BROUGHT HIM BRETT FAVRE? 75 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,392 (elevator bell dings) 76 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:13,524 NO. I BROUGHT HIM A BRAIN TUMOR. 77 00:03:13,524 --> 00:03:16,297 SAME MICROSCOPES, SAME DEAD FROGS, 78 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:21,732 SAME INEXPLICABLE URGE TO TAKE HUMAN BEINGS APART. 79 00:03:21,732 --> 00:03:23,874 TALK TO CRISTINA. SHE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. 80 00:03:23,874 --> 00:03:25,876 I CAN'T PUSH HER. IN TWO WEEKS, MY LANDLORD 81 00:03:25,876 --> 00:03:28,809 IS GONNA HAND KEYS TO A SWEDISH COUPLE WITH A TRUCKLOAD 82 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:31,442 OF SWEDISH FURNITURE, AND I SAID I'D BE GONE. TEDDY, CAN YOU... 83 00:03:31,442 --> 00:03:33,544 (clears throat) MENTION IT TO OWEN, LIKE CASUALLY, 84 00:03:33,544 --> 00:03:35,286 "HEY, HOW'S THE APARTMENT SEARCH GOING? 85 00:03:35,286 --> 00:03:37,448 NO PRESSURE, BUT CALLIE AND ARIZONA HAVE A LIFE." 86 00:03:37,448 --> 00:03:40,821 (exhales) "YOU'RE CROWDING THEM, AND ARIZONA CAN'T HANDLE IT." 87 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:43,254 (elevator bell dings) 88 00:03:43,254 --> 00:03:44,995 OH, MY GOD. ARE-- 89 00:03:44,995 --> 00:03:47,227 TEDDY, ARE YOU OKAY? 90 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,929 (voice breaking) UM... 91 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:51,262 ANDREW'S LEAVING. 92 00:03:51,262 --> 00:03:54,465 OH. OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T. SHE GOT ATTACHED. 93 00:03:54,465 --> 00:03:56,937 OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE 94 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:59,410 SMART AND COOL AND G.I. JANE. 95 00:03:59,410 --> 00:04:02,012 I KNOW THAT. I KNOW THAT. INSTEAD, I GOT ATTACHED 96 00:04:02,012 --> 00:04:05,446 TO THE TRAUMA GUY WHO SWOOPS IN AND SWOOPS OUT A MONTH LATER. 97 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:07,778 I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. I'M NOT G.I. JANE. 98 00:04:07,778 --> 00:04:09,450 I'M ATTACHMENT BARBIE. 99 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,552 OH, YOU POOR THING. COME HERE. 100 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:12,883 (sniffles) 101 00:04:12,883 --> 00:04:15,586 COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE. 102 00:04:16,987 --> 00:04:18,289 (sighs) 103 00:04:18,289 --> 00:04:20,291 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? 104 00:04:20,291 --> 00:04:21,832 WHAT? 105 00:04:21,832 --> 00:04:23,834 TELLING OWEN TO GET OFF HIS ASS 106 00:04:23,834 --> 00:04:27,868 AND GET HIS TRAUMATIZED WIFE OUT OF OUR APARTMENT. (laughs) 107 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:30,701 MEREDITH IS A MUCH BETTER DOCTOR THAN ME. 108 00:04:30,701 --> 00:04:32,703 NO, SHE'S NOT. I AM, TOO. SORRY, CRISTINA. 109 00:04:32,703 --> 00:04:34,705 OH, NO. NO OFFENSE TAKEN. SHE--SHE IS. (pager beeping) 110 00:04:34,705 --> 00:04:37,578 I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES. OKAY, HOW ABOUT WE COMPROMISE? 111 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:40,551 WHY DON'T YOU PAGE ME WHEN YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING? I'VE GOT SOMETHING. 112 00:04:40,551 --> 00:04:42,052 (Derek) OH, COME ON. 113 00:04:42,052 --> 00:04:44,755 AMY? WELL, IF YOU'D PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE, 114 00:04:44,755 --> 00:04:47,558 I WOULDN'T HAVE TO STALK YOU. YEAH. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL YOUR SISTER? 115 00:04:47,558 --> 00:04:50,290 SISTER? MEREDITH, CRISTINA, 116 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,862 THIS IS AMY. AMELIA. 117 00:04:51,862 --> 00:04:54,525 HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO CALL ME AMY. 118 00:04:54,525 --> 00:04:56,697 UM, NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU. LIKEWISE. 119 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:59,970 AMY--AMELIA-- IS ALSO A NEUROSURGEON. 120 00:04:59,970 --> 00:05:02,433 ANOTHER ONE? YOU SHEPHERDS GROW THEM LIKE WEEDS. WHO'S THIS, YOUR HUSBAND? 121 00:05:02,433 --> 00:05:04,775 DEREK, THIS IS TOM. TODD. 122 00:05:04,775 --> 00:05:07,778 (elevator bell dings) OH, BEST OF LUCK TO YOU BOTH. (scoffs) 123 00:05:07,778 --> 00:05:11,812 NO, WE MET ON THE PLANE. HE HAS A PROBABLE PITUITARY TUMOR. 124 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,814 DID SHE SAY YOU HAD SPONGY HANDS? 125 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,446 YEAH. (laughs) 126 00:05:15,446 --> 00:05:17,448 (laughs) YEAH. WERE YOUR HANDS ON HER BREASTS AT THE TIME? YEAH. 127 00:05:17,448 --> 00:05:19,019 SO THIS WAS A MILE-HIGH HOOKUP? 128 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:22,322 THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT HE'S A VERY SICK MAN. 129 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,426 IF HE HAS SYMPTOMS, IT COULD BE A TUMOR. NOT JUST "COULD." IT--IT IS. 130 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:29,400 ALL RIGHT. WELL, THIS FINE LADY WILL FIND YOU A SURGEON. 131 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,402 DEREK, SHE'S YOUR SISTER. 132 00:05:31,402 --> 00:05:34,405 YOU CAN BUY HER A CUP OF COFFEE. I HAVE A LOT OF SISTERS, 133 00:05:34,405 --> 00:05:36,407 AND IF I BOUGHT THEM ALL COFFEE, WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING. 134 00:05:36,407 --> 00:05:38,609 DEREK-- ALL RIGHT, TODD NEEDS A WORKUP. WILL YOU TAKE CARE OF IT? 135 00:05:38,609 --> 00:05:41,071 I CAN DO IT. YANG'S ON MY SERVICE. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO 136 00:05:41,071 --> 00:05:44,014 HAVE A GOOD DAY WITH AMY, OKAY? SHE'S A LAUGH A MINUTE. 137 00:05:44,014 --> 00:05:46,016 CAN YOU HOLD THE DOOR OPEN, PLEASE? 138 00:05:46,016 --> 00:05:47,518 THANK YOU. 139 00:05:47,518 --> 00:05:49,450 EASY. 140 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:52,423 OKAY. 141 00:05:52,423 --> 00:05:54,425 KAREV, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GET ON. 142 00:05:54,425 --> 00:05:55,886 (whispers indistinctly) 143 00:05:55,886 --> 00:05:58,429 I-I JUST REMEMBERED. DR. HUNT NEEDS HIS LAB RESULTS. 144 00:05:58,429 --> 00:06:00,991 I'LL--I'LL MEET YOU UP THERE. THIS PATIENT TAKES PRIORI--KAREV, WHAT-- 145 00:06:00,991 --> 00:06:02,493 I CAN DO IT. 146 00:06:02,493 --> 00:06:05,496 NO, UH, DR. KEPNER HAS A COUPLE OF PATIENTS IN THE E.R. 147 00:06:05,496 --> 00:06:06,937 GO HELP HER. 148 00:06:06,937 --> 00:06:09,940 IS DR. WEBBER GOING UP? I-I NEED AN EXTRA HAND. HE SENT ME. 149 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:13,073 OH, UH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON DR. SHEPHERD'S SERVICE TODAY. 150 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:15,075 HE TOOK CRISTINA. 151 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,408 WHY? (chuckles) I MEAN, WHY? 152 00:06:17,408 --> 00:06:19,650 YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S OKAY, DO YOU? 'CAUSE I DON'T. 153 00:06:19,650 --> 00:06:22,012 I MEAN, SHE WAS IN THE HOUSE THIS MORNING. 154 00:06:22,012 --> 00:06:24,014 DID SHE SPEND THE NIGHT? BECAUSE SHE'S MARRIED. 155 00:06:24,014 --> 00:06:26,016 IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD FOR SOMEONE TO-- 156 00:06:26,016 --> 00:06:28,018 APRIL, DON'T TALK ABOUT CRISTINA. 157 00:06:28,018 --> 00:06:30,020 JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. 158 00:06:30,020 --> 00:06:32,723 I'M SORRY. UM, I WAS JUST-- I WAS JUST CONCERNED, 159 00:06:32,723 --> 00:06:35,566 BUT I WILL TRY NOT TO BE. 160 00:06:35,566 --> 00:06:38,569 (car alarm chirps, door lock clicks) I SWEAR TO GOD, JERRY, IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF THE CAR, 161 00:06:38,569 --> 00:06:40,070 I'M GONNA BREAK THE GLASS 162 00:06:40,070 --> 00:06:42,072 AND DRAG YOU THROUGH THE FREAKIN' WINDOW! NO! 163 00:06:42,072 --> 00:06:44,034 UM, LOOK, MA'AM, THIS IS AN AMBULANCE BAY. 164 00:06:44,034 --> 00:06:46,937 IT'S FOR DOCTOR AND PATIENT VEHICLES ONLY. 165 00:06:46,937 --> 00:06:49,940 WELL, IF MY IDIOT HUSBAND WOULD EVER GET OUT OF THE CAR, 166 00:06:49,940 --> 00:06:52,543 YOU'D SEE HE WAS A PATIENT. (car alarm chirps, door lock clicks) 167 00:06:52,543 --> 00:06:54,985 JERRY, UNLOCK THE DOOR. JUST TAKE ME HOME, TESS! 168 00:06:54,985 --> 00:06:56,917 THIS WAS A BIG MISTAKE. UM, SIR. 169 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:59,119 IF THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU, 170 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:01,492 YOU SHOULD LET US TAKE A LOOK. 171 00:07:01,492 --> 00:07:03,053 WE CAN HELP. 172 00:07:03,053 --> 00:07:05,726 REALLY? CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THESE? 173 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,633 UH, YES. 174 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:14,505 YES, WE CAN. 175 00:07:14,505 --> 00:07:18,138 BUT WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING UNTIL YOU GET OUT OF THE CAR. 176 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,044 YOU'LL HAVE TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME. 177 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,746 OKAY. UM... (chirps) 178 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:28,048 I NEED A-A CHAIR. OH, OKAY. 179 00:07:31,682 --> 00:07:33,123 OH, MY-- 180 00:07:33,123 --> 00:07:35,586 I'M SORRY. 181 00:07:35,586 --> 00:07:37,728 PEOPLE ARE GREAT, AREN'T THEY? 182 00:07:39,089 --> 00:07:41,492 REAL SWEETHEARTS. 183 00:07:43,494 --> 00:07:44,495 (groans) 184 00:07:44,495 --> 00:07:46,737 (Miranda whispers) OKAY. 185 00:07:54,605 --> 00:07:56,006 I AM SO, SO SORRY. 186 00:07:56,006 --> 00:07:57,708 YOU WILL APOLOGIZE TO HIM. 187 00:07:57,708 --> 00:08:00,711 PROFUSELY. AND YOU WILL STAY BY HIS SIDE ALL DAY... 188 00:08:00,711 --> 00:08:03,113 YES. EVEN DURING LUNCH. 189 00:08:03,113 --> 00:08:05,516 I DON'T THINK I'LL BE WANTING LUNCH. 190 00:08:05,516 --> 00:08:07,858 YES, YES, I WILL. 191 00:08:07,858 --> 00:08:10,160 FINE. GO GET DR. SLOAN. 192 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:15,926 DECREASED BREATH SOUNDS ON THE RIGHT SIDE. 193 00:08:15,926 --> 00:08:18,228 I WASN'T TRYING TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 194 00:08:18,228 --> 00:08:21,101 THERE'S A FEW THINGS I DON'T TALK ABOUT, 195 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:23,704 AND CRISTINA'S ONE OF THEM. UM, SO IS THERE ANY CHEST PAIN 196 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,205 OR IS IT JUST DIFFICULTY BREATHING? 197 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,107 UH, IT'S--IT'S KINDA BOTH. 198 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,239 IT'S CANCER. IT'S NOT CANCER. 199 00:08:29,239 --> 00:08:32,012 OOH, IT'S CANCER OR IT'S, UM... 200 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,714 ANXIETY ABOUT THE WEDDING. 201 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,515 OH, WHEN ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED? TWO WEEKS. 202 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,018 (clears throat and coughs) WELL, WE'RE GONNA NEED TO GET A CHEST X-RAY, 203 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,050 SO IS THERE ANY CHANCE THAT YOU COULD BE PREGNANT? 204 00:08:40,050 --> 00:08:41,822 OH... (clears throat) 205 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:44,154 MNH-MNH. NOT PREGNANT. YOU'RE SURE? 206 00:08:44,154 --> 00:08:46,997 SHE'S SURE. MM-HMM. REALLY SUPER SURE. 207 00:08:46,997 --> 00:08:49,560 (laughs) (laughs) SHUT UP. 208 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:51,161 UM, UH, 209 00:08:51,161 --> 00:08:53,704 I AM A VIRGIN. 210 00:08:53,704 --> 00:08:56,536 YEAH. UH, WE'RE WAITING FOR THE WEDDING. 211 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,939 (laughs) (laughs) DANNY'S HAD SEX BEFORE. 212 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:01,011 IT IS IMPORTANT TO HIM THAT YOU KNOW THAT. 213 00:09:01,011 --> 00:09:02,843 (laughs) I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 214 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:06,577 (sighs) OKAY. THEY THINK WE'RE FREAKS. NO, WE DON'T. 215 00:09:06,577 --> 00:09:08,819 NO, NOT AT ALL. NO, THEY THINK YOU'RE A FREAK, 216 00:09:08,819 --> 00:09:11,251 AND I'M JUST VERY, VERY UNDERSTANDING. (laughs) 217 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:13,123 (exhales) 218 00:09:13,123 --> 00:09:15,626 DR. SLOAN, DR. BAILEY NEEDS A CONSULT 219 00:09:15,626 --> 00:09:17,127 IN ROOM 11-35. 220 00:09:17,127 --> 00:09:18,989 I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 221 00:09:18,989 --> 00:09:23,193 (clicking keyboard keys) 222 00:09:24,935 --> 00:09:26,837 LOOK AWAY. 223 00:09:26,837 --> 00:09:28,068 WHAT? 224 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:31,041 STOP STARING AT HER. I CAN'T. 225 00:09:32,843 --> 00:09:36,106 (clears throat) 226 00:09:36,106 --> 00:09:38,849 HER LAST WORDS TO YOU WERE, "LEAVE ME ALONE," 227 00:09:38,849 --> 00:09:41,852 LEAVE ME ALONE, LEAVE ME ALONE," ONLY LOUDER. LOOK AWAY. 228 00:09:41,852 --> 00:09:43,854 MAYBE SHE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE MORE TIME. 229 00:09:43,854 --> 00:09:45,255 (elevator bell dings) 230 00:09:45,255 --> 00:09:47,658 I'LL TRY TO LOOK AWAY. 231 00:09:47,658 --> 00:09:49,159 THANK YOU. 232 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,593 (clicking keyboard keys) 233 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,095 DID IT HURT? 234 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:58,168 GETTING SHOT? OH, YOU'RE AMAZING. 235 00:09:58,168 --> 00:10:00,771 WELL, DID YOU FEEL THE BULLET OR DID YOU JUST FEEL PAIN? 236 00:10:00,771 --> 00:10:03,133 I FEEL PAIN NOW BECAUSE YOU WON'T STOP TALKING. 237 00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:06,176 AND WE HAVE IMAGES. (clicks and beeps) 238 00:10:06,176 --> 00:10:09,139 YEAH, THERE IT IS. DR. YANG, WHAT'S THE BEST APPROACH 239 00:10:09,139 --> 00:10:11,942 ON A TUMOR LIKE THIS? I DON'T KNOW. 240 00:10:11,942 --> 00:10:13,313 Y-- 241 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,686 IT'S A PITUITARY TUMOR, 242 00:10:15,686 --> 00:10:20,851 SO YOU'RE, UH, ACCESS WOULD BE COMING IN FROM? 243 00:10:20,851 --> 00:10:24,655 YOU GO IN TRANSNASALLY. CAN WE BOOK AN O.R.? 244 00:10:24,655 --> 00:10:27,397 WHAT'S THE CHANCE OF ME FINISHING A THOUGHT TODAY? NOT GREAT. UM, THERE'S SOME COMPRESSION, 245 00:10:27,397 --> 00:10:30,701 SO I'D LIKE TO GET IN SOONER THAN LATER. DR. YANG, CAN YOU BOOK AN O.R., PLEASE? 246 00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:33,834 YOU'LL BE SCRUBBING IN. YOU KNOW, IF SHE WANTS TO DO IT, YOU KNOW, BE MY GUEST. 247 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,966 DR. YANG, BOOK AN O.R. FINE. 248 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,111 OKAY, THAT'S MY PATIENT IN THERE. 249 00:10:41,111 --> 00:10:43,113 YOU'RE GONNA LET WHAT'S HER FACE 250 00:10:43,113 --> 00:10:45,115 WITH THE LEARNING DISABILITY SCRUB IN? 251 00:10:45,115 --> 00:10:48,679 WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOOT THE GUY? DON'T TALK ABOUT SHOOTING PEOPLE IN THIS BUILDING. 252 00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:50,681 DON'T CRITICIZE MY SURGEONS. 253 00:10:50,681 --> 00:10:52,753 LEAVE YOUR PATIENT. GO HOME. 254 00:10:56,186 --> 00:10:58,428 UM, MR. ADAMS, SOMETIME IN YOUR HISTORY, 255 00:10:58,428 --> 00:11:00,160 YOU CONTRACTED H.P.V. 256 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,893 THERE ARE VARIOUS TYPES OF THE VIRUS. 257 00:11:02,893 --> 00:11:04,434 THIS ONE GENERALLY CAUSES SMALL WARTS. 258 00:11:04,434 --> 00:11:07,698 BUT IN RARE CASES LIKE YOURS, THERE'S AN IMMUNE DEFICIENCY 259 00:11:07,698 --> 00:11:11,141 THAT ALLOWS THE WARTS TO GET OUT OF CONTROL. 260 00:11:11,141 --> 00:11:14,044 WE WENT TO A DERMATOLOGIST IN PULLMAN FOUR YEARS AGO. 261 00:11:14,044 --> 00:11:16,046 THEY WERE A LOT SMALLER THEN. 262 00:11:16,046 --> 00:11:18,678 HE REMOVED A BUNCH OF THEM, BUT-- THEY GREW BACK. 263 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,111 THEN WE SAW THE GUY AGAIN, AND THEY GREW BACK AGAIN. 264 00:11:21,111 --> 00:11:23,353 THEY'RE ALWAYS GONNA GROW BACK. 265 00:11:23,353 --> 00:11:26,216 AND THAT'S WHY WE SHOULD JUST GO HOME. WELL, IF YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, 266 00:11:26,216 --> 00:11:28,218 THEY'RE GONNA CONTINUE TO GROW. 267 00:11:28,218 --> 00:11:30,420 YOU'LL BECOME COMPLETELY DISABLED. 268 00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:32,763 WE NEED TO DO SURGERY. 269 00:11:32,763 --> 00:11:34,394 YOU CAN'T JUST SCRAPE THE STUFF OFF? 270 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:38,228 NO. UM, EACH ONE OF THE WARTS HAS ITS OWN BLOOD SUPPLY. 271 00:11:38,228 --> 00:11:40,230 SO WE NEED TO CUT AND STITCH EACH ONE. 272 00:11:40,230 --> 00:11:43,874 (Jerry) SO BASICALLY, I'M GONNA GO FROM LOOKING LIKE A TREE 273 00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:46,406 TO LOOKING LIKE FRANKENSTEIN, RIGHT? 274 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,078 SUPER. 275 00:11:48,078 --> 00:11:51,111 (Mark) WELL, WE'LL BE DOING SKIN GRAFTS AT THE SAME TIME, 276 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:54,284 WHICH WILL HELP WITH YOUR APPEARANCE AND FUNCTION. 277 00:11:54,284 --> 00:11:57,247 THAT SAID, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S NOT A CURE. 278 00:11:57,247 --> 00:12:00,150 THE WARTS WILL RECUR, BUT IF YOU SCHEDULE SURGERIES REGULARLY, 279 00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:02,252 WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO KEEP THEM UNDER CONTROL. 280 00:12:02,252 --> 00:12:04,224 DO YOU SEE? IT'S WHAT I TOLD YOU. 281 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,926 THEY CAN'T HELP. 282 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:09,129 SO A COUPLE OF YEARS WITH ME IS, WHAT... 283 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,031 A WASTE OF TIME? 284 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,432 WE NEVER GO OUT, JERRY. 285 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:15,806 WE SIT IN THAT DAMN HOUSE, DAY AFTER DAY, MONTH AFTER MONTH. 286 00:12:15,806 --> 00:12:18,208 I WANT US TO SEE A MOVIE, 287 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:20,210 TO GO OUT TO DINNER, 288 00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:22,773 I WANT TO SEE... PEOPLE. 289 00:12:22,773 --> 00:12:25,115 UM, IF THE TWO OF YOU WANT TO DISCUSS IT, WE CAN-- 290 00:12:25,115 --> 00:12:27,147 NO. 291 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,419 THERE'S NO MORE DISCUSSION. 292 00:12:29,419 --> 00:12:32,983 YOU'RE HAVING THE SURGERY, 293 00:12:32,983 --> 00:12:34,785 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T, 294 00:12:34,785 --> 00:12:37,127 I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU. 295 00:12:39,129 --> 00:12:41,361 AND YOU GOT NOBODY ELSE-- NO FRIENDS, 296 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,894 EVEN YOUR BROTHERS HAVE GIVEN UP. 297 00:12:43,894 --> 00:12:46,236 I'M IT. I'M ALL THAT'S LEFT. 298 00:12:46,236 --> 00:12:49,269 SO YOU'RE HAVING THE SURGERY. 299 00:12:51,501 --> 00:12:53,173 HEY. 300 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,075 GOT A BRONCHIAL OBSTRUCTION. 301 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,346 NICE. 302 00:12:56,346 --> 00:12:59,209 YOU THINK IT'S BAD IF I WRITE MY OWN NAME ON YOUR BOARD? 303 00:12:59,209 --> 00:13:01,081 I MEAN, I DID BRING IN THE PATIENT, 304 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,353 AND THEY GAVE ME PRIVILEGES. 305 00:13:03,353 --> 00:13:05,916 SHEPHERD AND SHEPHERD. 306 00:13:05,916 --> 00:13:07,157 CLASSIC. 307 00:13:07,157 --> 00:13:09,519 WHAT'S GOING ON? 308 00:13:09,519 --> 00:13:11,962 YOU THINK I'M GONNA LET YOU DO TO HIM 309 00:13:11,962 --> 00:13:15,095 WHAT YOU DID TO MY MUSTANG? I DON'T THINK SO. (eraser scrapes board) 310 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,497 (eraser thuds) 311 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:20,500 SHE'S YOUR SISTER. I--YOU'RE BEING LIKE THIS... MM-HMM. 312 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,203 BECAUSE SHE CRASHED YOUR CAR A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO? 313 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:26,176 I TOTALED MY MOM'S CAR. PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES. RIGHT. WHEN YOU TOTALED YOUR MOTHER'S CAR, 314 00:13:26,176 --> 00:13:28,178 WERE YOU HIGH ON PAIN PILLS? 315 00:13:28,178 --> 00:13:30,110 NO. DID YOU STEAL YOUR MOTHER'S PRESCRIPTION PAD 316 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:33,113 SO YOU COULD FEED YOUR ADDICTION? SHE STOLE YOUR PRESCRIPTION PAD? 317 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:36,086 YEAH, AND THEN WHEN SHE WENT HOME, SHE O.D.'ed. 318 00:13:36,086 --> 00:13:37,948 SHE WAS DEAD FOR THREE MINUTES. I SAVED HER. 319 00:13:37,948 --> 00:13:40,390 THAT'S WHAT SHE PUT MY MOTHER THROUGH AFTER LOSING MY FATHER 320 00:13:40,390 --> 00:13:42,392 AND RAISING FIVE KIDS ON HER OWN, 321 00:13:42,392 --> 00:13:44,995 SO, NO, I DON'T TRUST HER IN MY O.R., OKAY? 322 00:13:46,356 --> 00:13:48,358 HEY, YOU PAGED ME. IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 323 00:13:48,358 --> 00:13:50,330 I HAVE TO GET AWAY FROM SHEPHERD 324 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,032 FOR, LIKE, TEN MINUTES. 325 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,034 HE'S LIKE THE K.G.B. HE'S EVERYWHERE. 326 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,505 HE'S TRYING TO HELP. 327 00:13:55,505 --> 00:13:57,837 YEAH? WELL, MAKE HIM STOP. 328 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,883 WOULD YOU LOVE ME IF I WASN'T A SURGEON? 329 00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:23,293 I WOULD LOVE YOU IF YOU WERE A PLUMBER. 330 00:14:23,293 --> 00:14:26,236 (inhales and exhales deeply) 331 00:14:26,236 --> 00:14:29,499 BUT WOULD YOU LOVE YOU IF YOU WEREN'T A SURGEON? 332 00:14:32,302 --> 00:14:34,174 I DON'T KNOW. 333 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:37,147 M-MAYBE. 334 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,190 I CAN'T SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE. 335 00:14:55,926 --> 00:14:58,898 THEN I'LL BE THERE. 336 00:15:14,584 --> 00:15:15,946 CHIEF. 337 00:15:15,946 --> 00:15:17,587 KAREV. 338 00:15:19,349 --> 00:15:20,690 OH, HEY. 339 00:15:20,690 --> 00:15:23,523 UM, CAN YOU TALK TO CRISTINA ABOUT GETTING HER OWN PLACE? 340 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,525 ARIZONA'S ABOUT TO MOVE IN, AND IT'S KINDA CROWDED. 341 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,058 I MEAN, THEY WANT TO MOVE OUT. 342 00:15:28,058 --> 00:15:29,929 IT'S JUST, THEY HAVEN'T GOTTEN THEIR ACT TOGETHER. 343 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,931 AND, UH, IF I ASK HER ABOUT IT, I'M A BITCH. 344 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,534 BUT IF YOU ASK HER ABOUT IT, YOU'RE HER BEST FRIEND, 345 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:38,208 INQUIRING ABOUT A HEALTHY NEXT STEP IN HER MARRIED LIFE. 346 00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:40,670 CRISTINA'S CAREER IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD. 347 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:42,572 SHE CAN'T LOOK AT AN O.R. 348 00:15:42,572 --> 00:15:44,574 WITHOUT BREAKING INTO A COLD SWEAT, SHE'S A NEWLYWED, 349 00:15:44,574 --> 00:15:46,546 AND LAST NIGHT, SHE SLEPT IN MY BED 350 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,319 BECAUSE OWEN WAS IN SURGERY, AND SHE WAS AFRAID TO BE ALONE. 351 00:15:49,319 --> 00:15:52,322 YOU REALLY WANT TO PUT HER OUT OF HER HOUSE? 352 00:15:52,322 --> 00:15:54,184 (elevator bell dings) 353 00:15:54,184 --> 00:15:56,686 DID YOU TALK TO HER ABOUT CRISTINA? 354 00:15:56,686 --> 00:16:00,330 WE'RE MONSTERS. 355 00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:02,262 HMM? 356 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:05,395 A VIRGIN... AT 27? 357 00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:07,167 YEP. 358 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,469 WELL, MAYBE SHE WAS WAITING FOR THE RIGHT PERSON TO COME ALONG, 359 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,042 SOMEONE SPECIAL, SOMEONE WHO REALLY GOT HER. 360 00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:13,703 IT'S SWEET. IT'S... 361 00:16:13,703 --> 00:16:16,206 IT'S IDEALISTIC. IT'S SMART IS WHAT IT IS. 362 00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:19,349 IF YOU DON'T SLEEP WITH 'EM, YOU--YOU DON'T GET ATTACHED. 363 00:16:19,349 --> 00:16:21,251 Y-YOU SLEEP WITH THEM, AND THEN YOU GET ATTACHED 364 00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:23,213 EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO, EVEN WHEN YOU SPECIFICALLY PICK 365 00:16:23,213 --> 00:16:24,714 SOMEONE THAT YOU ARE SURE 366 00:16:24,714 --> 00:16:26,716 THAT YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY GET ATTACHED, 367 00:16:26,716 --> 00:16:29,519 AND THEN BOOM--YOU'RE HOOKED. 368 00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:30,590 GRASPERS. 369 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,223 IS THAT THE MASS? 370 00:16:33,223 --> 00:16:35,065 (sighs) YEP. 371 00:16:35,065 --> 00:16:37,297 IS IT A TUMOR? 372 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:41,431 NO, IT--IT LOOKS LIKE... A FOREIGN OBJECT. 373 00:16:41,431 --> 00:16:43,503 ALL RIGHT. I GOT IT. 374 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,276 ♪♪♪ 375 00:16:46,276 --> 00:16:50,210 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 376 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,511 A CONDOM? YEP. 377 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,213 WAIT, AND SHE ASPIRATED IT? 378 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:56,216 A CONDOM IN HER LUNG? I'M GONNA GAG. 379 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,518 AND HER FIANCé THINKS SHE'S A VIRGIN. (chuckles) 380 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,620 SO I-- OKAY, HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. 381 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,223 CHECK IT OUT. (Cristina) EW. EW. EW. 382 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:06,256 OKAY, NOW I THINK I'M GONNA GAG. 383 00:17:06,256 --> 00:17:09,459 OH, LOOK AT GREY. IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GONNA HEAVE. (Jackson) SHE'S LOOKED LIKE THAT ALL DAY. 384 00:17:09,459 --> 00:17:11,461 I MEAN, I KINDA WISH I WAS IN THERE. 385 00:17:11,461 --> 00:17:13,063 WHAT? 386 00:17:13,063 --> 00:17:15,735 SERIOUSLY, HOW OFTEN DOES A CASE LIKE THIS COME ALONG? 387 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,308 EW. ABOUT AS OFTEN AS 27-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN BRIDES. 388 00:17:18,308 --> 00:17:20,310 SHE COULD STILL BE A VIRGIN. 389 00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:23,313 JUST 'CAUSE SHE'S 27, I MEAN, IT'S--IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE. 390 00:17:23,313 --> 00:17:24,774 HEY. HEY. 391 00:17:24,774 --> 00:17:26,776 MY WIFE IS SLEEPING IN YOUR BED. 392 00:17:26,776 --> 00:17:28,778 YES, SHE IS, WITH MEREDITH, TECHNICALLY. 393 00:17:28,778 --> 00:17:30,280 SHE'S SLEEPING WITH MEREDITH. 394 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,282 I'M ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BED. THAT--I'M SORRY. 395 00:17:32,282 --> 00:17:34,784 DON'T YOU FIND THAT A LITTLE STRANGE? MM-HMM. 396 00:17:34,784 --> 00:17:36,526 DID YOU SEE "E.T."? 397 00:17:36,526 --> 00:17:38,788 THE MOVIE? YEAH. YEARS AGO. WHY? REMEMBER THE KID--ELLIOT? 398 00:17:38,788 --> 00:17:41,561 MM-HMM. HE AND E.T. HAD THIS WEIRD AND DISTURBING BOND. 399 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,563 IF HE GOT SICK, E.T. GOT SICK. 400 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,565 IF E.T. GOT DRUNK, ELLIOT WOULD GET DRUNK. 401 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,367 THAT'S KINDA LIKE CRISTINA AND MEREDITH. 402 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,369 MEANWHILE, YOU AND I ARE LIKE 403 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,801 THE, UM, THE GOVERNMENT GUYS IN THE WHITE HAZMAT SUITS. 404 00:17:51,801 --> 00:17:54,244 YOU KNOW, WE'RE TRYING TO STEER 'EM IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, 405 00:17:54,244 --> 00:17:56,606 BUT IN THE END, WE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. 406 00:17:56,606 --> 00:17:58,778 (chuckles) AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT? 407 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:02,282 I FISH. I'M BUILDING A HOUSE. I'VE RECENTLY TAKEN UP GOLF. 408 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,853 THAT HELPS. 409 00:18:03,853 --> 00:18:05,785 (woman) ♪ FROM SIDE TO SIDE ♪ 410 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,517 I'M LOOKING OUT FOR HER. 411 00:18:07,517 --> 00:18:09,289 THANK YOU. 412 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,161 (Jackson) SO, KAREV, 413 00:18:11,161 --> 00:18:13,163 HOW OLD WERE YOU YOUR FIRST TIME? 414 00:18:13,163 --> 00:18:15,625 15. SCHOOL NURSE, BACK OF HER CAR. 415 00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:17,397 15? THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. 416 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:21,271 WHEN I WAS 16, SHE TAUGHT ME HOW TO DRIVE THAT SAME CAR. (Meredith laughs) 417 00:18:21,271 --> 00:18:23,303 SOPHOMORE IN HIGH SCHOOL, PAUL WAXMAN, 418 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:26,176 HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE WAS DOING. 419 00:18:26,176 --> 00:18:27,537 MM. 420 00:18:27,537 --> 00:18:30,710 JUNIOR PROM, SARAH RICHARDSON AND PENNY CARAWAY, 421 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,312 TOGETHER. (whistles) 422 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,344 I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING. 423 00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:36,316 (elevator bell dings) 19. 424 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,318 19? MM-HMM. I WAS VERY FOCUSED ON MY STUDIES. 425 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:41,221 IT WAS MY CHEM T.A. HE WAS A WHOLE HEAD SHORTER THAN ME, 426 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,723 BUT... (clicks tongue) MAN, HE WAS SMART. 427 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,496 (laughs) 428 00:18:46,496 --> 00:18:48,898 HEY, APRIL. 429 00:18:48,898 --> 00:18:52,262 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS. IT WAS A PRIVATE--PRIVATE MEMORY. 430 00:18:52,262 --> 00:18:53,863 WHAT HAPPENED, DID THE GUY DIE? 431 00:18:53,863 --> 00:18:56,166 ALEX. OH, DID IT LAST, LIKE, THREE SECONDS, 432 00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,368 SO YOU DON'T KNOW IF IT COUNTED? (scoffs) NO. 433 00:18:58,368 --> 00:19:00,370 MM-HMM. 434 00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:01,871 UH... 435 00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:04,143 IT WAS ON THE BEACH AT SUNSET. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 436 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,445 (laughs) (Jackson) SUNSET? 437 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,178 (April) YEAH. REALLY? WEREN'T--WEREN'T THERE PEOPLE THERE? 438 00:19:08,178 --> 00:19:10,780 OH, ON THE BEACH? MAN, YOU GET SAND UP IN PLACES 439 00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:12,782 YOU DON'T WANT TO GET SAND. (Alex) MOSQUITOES. 440 00:19:12,782 --> 00:19:15,555 MM-HMM. YEAH. HA! YOU'RE A VIRGIN. 441 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,887 NO, I'M NOT. OH, MY GOD. YOU ARE! 442 00:19:17,887 --> 00:19:20,530 (Jackson) SHE IS. (laughs) OH, MY GOD. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT TO HER RIGHT NOW. 443 00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:24,294 ALEX, GO DEFLOWER HER. DO IT. DO IT. IT WAS--IT WAS ON THE BEACH AT SUNSET, OKAY? 444 00:19:24,294 --> 00:19:25,595 OKAY, LEAVE HER ALONE. 445 00:19:25,595 --> 00:19:28,268 APRIL, THE BEACH AT SUNSET IS VERY NICE. 446 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,900 ♪♪♪ 447 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,402 (man speaks indistinctly) 448 00:19:32,402 --> 00:19:35,645 THERE'S A GALLERY UPSTAIRS. HAVE A SEAT. YOU CAN WATCH. 449 00:19:35,645 --> 00:19:38,177 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, SMART BOY? 450 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,351 YOU CAN PRETEND LIKE WE AREN'T RELATED, BUT WE ARE. 451 00:19:41,351 --> 00:19:43,313 AND SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU. 452 00:19:43,313 --> 00:19:47,317 WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT FROM ME, AMY? OKAY, CAN YOU IMAGINE FOR A SECOND 453 00:19:47,317 --> 00:19:49,559 THAT THIS IS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU? 454 00:19:49,559 --> 00:19:51,661 TWO MEN IN MY FAMILY HAVE BEEN SHOT, 455 00:19:51,661 --> 00:19:53,663 ONE OF THEM DIDN'T SURVIVE IT, AND EVEN THAT 456 00:19:53,663 --> 00:19:56,366 I CAN'T TALK ABOUT BECAUSE I WAS 5, AND I BARELY REMEMBER IT. 457 00:19:56,366 --> 00:19:59,198 DON'T MAKE THIS ABOUT DAD. WE CAN'T MAKE IT ABOUT ANYTHING! 458 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,731 YOU WON'T TALK ABOUT DAD. YOU WON'T TALK ABOUT THIS. I'M SORRY THIS IS HARD FOR YOU. 459 00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:03,703 IT'S BEEN HARD FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE. 460 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,706 NOW I HAVE AN OPERATION I HAVE TO GO DO. GO HOME. 461 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,878 NO, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. HE'S MY PATIENT. 462 00:20:08,878 --> 00:20:11,641 I'M HELPING YOU. I DON'T NEED HELP. I HAVE AN EXCEEDINGLY CAPABLE RESIDENT. 463 00:20:11,641 --> 00:20:13,243 REALLY? 464 00:20:13,243 --> 00:20:16,886 UH, SORRY I'M LATE. THERE'S A LONG LINE AT THE CAFETERIA. 465 00:20:16,886 --> 00:20:19,489 YOU'RE RIGHT. CRACK TEAM. 466 00:20:19,489 --> 00:20:21,321 FINE. YOU CAN STAY. 467 00:20:23,293 --> 00:20:26,296 (saw buzzing) 468 00:20:29,259 --> 00:20:31,701 (buzzing continues) 469 00:20:31,701 --> 00:20:33,703 DR. BAILEY, HOW CAN YOU TELL 470 00:20:33,703 --> 00:20:35,705 WHICH IS HORN AND WHICH IS FINGER? 471 00:20:35,705 --> 00:20:39,839 IF THERE'S NO BLEEDING, I'M STILL CUTTING OFF THE HORN. 472 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,442 IF THERE'S A LOT OF BLEEDING, 473 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:45,345 I'M PROBABLY CUTTING OFF A FINGER. 474 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,378 SOMETIMES THIS JOB IS VERY SIMPLE, DR. AVERY. 475 00:20:48,378 --> 00:20:49,349 (crackles) 476 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,351 (Lexie) OH. 477 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,853 I CAN DO THAT IF YOU WANT. 478 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,686 SHE'S FINE. RIGHT, DR. GREY? 479 00:20:56,686 --> 00:20:59,359 RIGHT. 480 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,492 (clatters) 481 00:21:02,492 --> 00:21:04,694 UGH. 482 00:21:04,694 --> 00:21:07,397 WHAT? 483 00:21:07,397 --> 00:21:08,698 NOTHING. 484 00:21:08,698 --> 00:21:12,902 (buzzing resumes) 485 00:21:12,902 --> 00:21:14,904 DANNY, UH, COULD YOU WAIT OUTSIDE 486 00:21:14,904 --> 00:21:17,347 JUST FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES? 487 00:21:17,347 --> 00:21:19,809 WHY? IS--IS EVERYTHING OKAY? IS SHE-- OH, NO. 488 00:21:19,809 --> 00:21:22,812 WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO TELL ME, YOU CAN SAY IT IN FRONT OF HIM. 489 00:21:22,812 --> 00:21:24,354 OKAY. UM... 490 00:21:24,354 --> 00:21:25,885 (inhales deeply) 491 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:29,018 (exhales) GRETCHEN, YOU'VE... 492 00:21:29,018 --> 00:21:31,761 UM... 493 00:21:33,323 --> 00:21:36,596 (chuckles) OH, OKAY. GRETCHEN, WH-- 494 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:40,370 UH, WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED IS, UM... OH. 495 00:21:40,370 --> 00:21:41,731 THE BLOCKAGE IN YOUR LUNG 496 00:21:41,731 --> 00:21:43,833 WAS A CONDOM. 497 00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:44,904 (elevator bell dings) 498 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:46,776 APPARENTLY, YOU INHALED IT. 499 00:21:46,776 --> 00:21:48,878 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 500 00:21:48,878 --> 00:21:51,581 SO THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT WE'VE REMOVED IT, 501 00:21:51,581 --> 00:21:54,043 AND YOU SHOULD BE FEELING MUCH BETTER. 502 00:21:54,043 --> 00:21:55,545 WHAT? DANNY, DANNY-- 503 00:21:55,545 --> 00:21:57,417 WAIT A MINUTE. I'VE--I'VE-- I'VE WAITED TWO YEARS, 504 00:21:57,417 --> 00:22:00,019 AND YOU BEEN HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE? NO, NO, NO, NO. 505 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,392 PLENTY OF PEOPLE USE CONDOMS TO PROTECT AGAINST 506 00:22:02,392 --> 00:22:04,394 SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES WHEN THEY'RE DOING... 507 00:22:04,394 --> 00:22:06,756 OTHER SORTS OF THINGS. 508 00:22:06,756 --> 00:22:08,398 WE DON'T. 509 00:22:08,398 --> 00:22:11,060 DANNY, PLEASE! DANNY, DON'T! DANNY. 510 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:27,346 OKAY, YOU SEE HOW I'M REMOVING THE TUMOR GENTLY? 511 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,779 NOT REALLY. 512 00:22:29,779 --> 00:22:31,851 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 513 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,083 OKAY, IRRIGATE AND SUCTION. 514 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:35,785 (gurgles) 515 00:22:35,785 --> 00:22:38,027 GOOD. GOOD. OKAY. CAN YOU SEE NOW? 516 00:22:38,027 --> 00:22:40,359 (beeping continues) 517 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,361 YEAH, I CAN. 518 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,634 OKAY. YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE A LITTLE BIT BETTER NOW, 519 00:22:44,634 --> 00:22:47,397 BECAUSE I'M GONNA BE DOING-- (monitor beeping erratically) 520 00:22:47,397 --> 00:22:50,440 OH, DAMN IT. OH, NO. IT'S BLEEDING TOO MUCH. 521 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,443 THE CAROTID? COULD BE. OKAY. BACKING OUT NOW. 522 00:22:53,443 --> 00:22:55,475 OKAY, DR. YANG, I NEED YOU TO DO 523 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:58,448 SOME NASAL PACKING, PLEASE. UH, NO. UM, UM, YOU CAN DO IT. 524 00:22:58,448 --> 00:23:00,650 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PRETTY. JUST PACK IT IN THERE. NO, I-I CAN'T. 525 00:23:00,650 --> 00:23:03,112 YES, YOU CAN. JUST DO IT. NO, STOP, STOP. PLEASE STOP IT. I JUST... 526 00:23:03,112 --> 00:23:04,914 YOU DO IT. 527 00:23:04,914 --> 00:23:07,557 (beeping continues) 528 00:23:07,557 --> 00:23:10,389 PASS ME GELFOAM AND THROMBIN. 529 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,761 GIVE ME SUCTION. 530 00:23:11,761 --> 00:23:13,122 (beeping continues) 531 00:23:13,122 --> 00:23:15,565 ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO OPEN HIM UP. 532 00:23:15,565 --> 00:23:17,096 (beeping continues) 533 00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:20,129 (suction gurgles) 534 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,402 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, KAREV? 535 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:26,506 UH, PATIENT WASN'T CRITICAL, SO I TOOK THE STAIRS. 536 00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:28,508 Y-YOU DO THAT ALL DAY? 537 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:30,510 YEAH. IT'S GOOD EXERCISE. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 538 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:32,512 WELL, THE BIG DEAL IS, YOU'RE--YOU'RE SWEATY 539 00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:35,414 AND YOU... (sniffs) AND YOU SMELL. 540 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,487 AND YOU'RE NOT GOING INTO MY O.R. 541 00:23:37,487 --> 00:23:40,490 WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU TODAY? NOTHING, I-I-- 542 00:23:40,490 --> 00:23:43,192 KAREV, YOU STINK. NOW GO TAKE A SHOWER. 543 00:23:43,192 --> 00:23:44,954 (elevator bell dings) 544 00:23:46,856 --> 00:23:48,157 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 545 00:23:48,157 --> 00:23:49,859 (Mark) OH. 546 00:23:49,859 --> 00:23:52,431 WHAT? WELL, I THOUGHT I HAD SOME NORMAL SKIN HERE, 547 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,204 BUT IT'S ALREADY STARTING TO GROW WARTS. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 548 00:23:55,204 --> 00:23:57,737 (Miranda) IT MEANS, JERRY'S NOT GOING TO GET HIS SKIN GRAFTS 549 00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,168 ANYTIME SOON. 550 00:23:59,168 --> 00:24:01,611 HE'S GONNA HAVE A LOT OF OPEN WOUNDS. 551 00:24:01,611 --> 00:24:03,613 SO HE WAS RIGHT. 552 00:24:03,613 --> 00:24:05,745 HE IS GONNA LOOK LIKE FRANKENSTEIN. 553 00:24:07,116 --> 00:24:09,479 (Lexie) MAYBE I SHOULD GO UPDATE THE WIFE. 554 00:24:09,479 --> 00:24:11,521 YOU KNOW, PREPARE HER FOR THE WORST? 555 00:24:11,521 --> 00:24:13,523 I MEAN, IF--IF I WERE HER, I WOULD-- 556 00:24:13,523 --> 00:24:15,755 I WOULD WANT TO KNOW SOONER THAN LATER. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 557 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:17,957 WHICH IS FINE, BECAUSE I'M-- I'M FINE RIGHT HERE. 558 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,990 I'M--I'M JUST SAYING, IF--IF, YOU KNOW, IF I WERE THE WIFE, 559 00:24:20,990 --> 00:24:24,794 I'D WANT TO KNOW SOONER THAN LATER. 560 00:24:24,794 --> 00:24:28,538 LATER IT IS, THEN. 561 00:24:28,538 --> 00:24:30,239 (crackles) 562 00:24:32,842 --> 00:24:34,504 (door opens) 563 00:24:34,504 --> 00:24:37,176 I NEED MY MOTHER'S ENGAGEMENT RING BACK. 564 00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:40,810 CAN I HAVE IT, PLEASE? (crying) DANNY, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS, OKAY? 565 00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:43,082 IF I COULD JUST... SHE DIDN'T CHEAT ON YOU. 566 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:45,755 YEAH? SHE DIDN'T. 567 00:24:45,755 --> 00:24:48,117 SHE TOLD US SHE HAS A FRIEND NAMED JEANETTE 568 00:24:48,117 --> 00:24:50,119 WHO THREW HER A BACHELORETTE PARTY. 569 00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:52,592 YEAH. WELL, SOMETIMES AT BACHELORETTE PARTIES, 570 00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:55,625 THERE'S A SECTION OF THE PARTY KNOWN AS THE TUPPERWARE SEGMENT, 571 00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:57,496 ONLY IT ISN'T REALLY TUPPERWARE. 572 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,498 IT'S INTIMATE ITEMS, AND THERE'S SOMEONE 573 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,532 WHO SHOWS YOU HOW TO USE ALL OF THESE ITEMS. 574 00:25:02,532 --> 00:25:06,205 SO THE INSTRUCTOR WAS INSTRUCTING THE ATTENDEES 575 00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:10,509 IN TECHNIQUES FOR, UM, APPLYING A CERTAIN APPARATUS 576 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:13,783 TO SOMETHING THAT MIGHT S-- SIMULATE A-- 577 00:25:13,783 --> 00:25:16,846 SHE PUT A CONDOM ON A BANANA WITH HER MOUTH 578 00:25:16,846 --> 00:25:19,619 AND ACCIDENTALLY INHALED IT. 579 00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:21,190 (Gretchen sniffles) 580 00:25:21,190 --> 00:25:23,623 GRETCHEN? 581 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:25,524 (crying) I CHOKED, OKAY? 582 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,898 AND I THOUGHT THAT I SWALLOWED IT. 583 00:25:28,898 --> 00:25:30,229 (sniffles) 584 00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:31,861 (laughing) 585 00:25:31,861 --> 00:25:33,603 OBVIOUSLY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING. 586 00:25:33,603 --> 00:25:36,265 I JUST WANTED YOU TO HAVE A GOOD TIME 587 00:25:36,265 --> 00:25:37,767 ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT. 588 00:25:37,767 --> 00:25:40,209 AND WILL YOU PLEASE STOP LAUGHING AT ME? 589 00:25:40,209 --> 00:25:43,943 I'M GONNA LOVE OUR WEDDING NIGHT, OKAY? (sniffles) 590 00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:46,275 NO MATTER WHAT, I'M GONNA LOVE IT, 591 00:25:46,275 --> 00:25:48,748 BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 592 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:50,249 (whimpers) 593 00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:53,252 (laughing) 594 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:55,324 (Gretchen) STOP IT. 595 00:25:55,324 --> 00:25:57,186 (Gretchen and Danny laugh) 596 00:25:57,186 --> 00:25:59,228 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 597 00:25:59,228 --> 00:26:00,790 (Derek) YOU GOT IT? 598 00:26:00,790 --> 00:26:01,961 YEP. 599 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:03,963 YOU SURE? BECAUSE I CAN GET IT. 600 00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:06,135 YOU KNOW, I DO THIS FOR A LIVING. 601 00:26:06,135 --> 00:26:08,297 I KNOW. I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT IT. 602 00:26:08,297 --> 00:26:11,100 DONE. WOW. 603 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:14,103 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? I HAVE IMPRESSED EVEN MYSELF. 604 00:26:14,103 --> 00:26:16,946 SO YOU'RE DONE. I CAN GO? 605 00:26:16,946 --> 00:26:19,208 I AM DONE. 606 00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:20,950 (trash can lid rattles) 607 00:26:23,953 --> 00:26:26,986 (door closes) HOW DID SHE GET PAST HER INTERNSHIP? 608 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:29,288 SHUT UP. DEREK, COME ON. SHE'S A DUD. 609 00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:32,061 SHE WASN'T READY, AND I PUSHED HER. YEAH, SHE WASN'T READY BECAUSE SHE'S A DUD. 610 00:26:32,061 --> 00:26:34,163 CRISTINA YANG SAVED MY LIFE. 611 00:26:34,163 --> 00:26:35,995 SHE SAVED MY LIFE. 612 00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:37,296 I OWE HER EVERYTHING. 613 00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:39,068 GET OUT. 614 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,332 GET THE HELL OUT. 615 00:26:44,974 --> 00:26:47,006 (instruments clatter) 616 00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:51,180 (door opens and closes) 617 00:26:59,749 --> 00:27:03,823 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 618 00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:06,926 (Jackson) 12 POUNDS. 619 00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:08,898 eBay, HERE I COME. (Lexie laughs) 620 00:27:08,898 --> 00:27:10,329 DR. GREY. (laughing) I'M SORRY. 621 00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:12,732 YOU ARE DOCTORS. (Jackson laughing) 622 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:15,905 IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE DOCTORS, CAREGIVERS, 623 00:27:15,905 --> 00:27:17,907 YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO HANDLE ANYTHING 624 00:27:17,907 --> 00:27:20,910 THE HUMAN BODY THROWS AT YOU. 625 00:27:20,910 --> 00:27:22,111 (crackles) 626 00:27:22,111 --> 00:27:23,713 (gasps) OH! OH! 627 00:27:23,713 --> 00:27:25,174 OH! OH, GOD! 628 00:27:25,174 --> 00:27:28,347 LOOK RIGHT THERE. A SPIDER. IT'S A SPIDER. OH! J--NO, NO. 629 00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:31,350 COME ON. SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING, PLEASE. IT'S A SPIDER. THAT? 630 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,683 YES! IT JUST CRAWLED RIGHT OUT OF THAT HORN. 631 00:27:33,683 --> 00:27:35,324 QUICK, KILL IT! KILL IT! I--IT... 632 00:27:35,324 --> 00:27:37,086 (squishes) 633 00:27:37,086 --> 00:27:38,928 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 634 00:27:38,928 --> 00:27:41,230 OH, THANK YOU. OH, THANK YOU. 635 00:27:41,230 --> 00:27:44,393 OH, THANK YOU. OKAY. OKAY. WHEW. 636 00:27:44,393 --> 00:27:47,697 (woman) DR. HINES TO LABOR AND DELIVERY. 637 00:27:47,697 --> 00:27:50,239 DR. HINES, LABOR AND DELIVERY. 638 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:04,013 I WOULDN'T HAVE PICKED YOU... 639 00:28:04,013 --> 00:28:06,255 TO BE A PART OF MY LIFE. 640 00:28:06,255 --> 00:28:09,759 PROFESSIONALLY? SURE, 641 00:28:09,759 --> 00:28:12,762 IF YOU DIDN'T THINK MY FIELD WAS SO UNINTERESTING. 642 00:28:12,762 --> 00:28:14,693 BUT PERSONALLY? 643 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,695 WE WOULDN'T HAVE PICKED EACH OTHER. 644 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,098 (flicks cards) 645 00:28:19,098 --> 00:28:22,972 BUT NOW WE'RE FAMILY. 646 00:28:22,972 --> 00:28:26,235 AND THAT MEANS, I WORRY ABOUT YOU. 647 00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:29,308 (flicks cards) 648 00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:31,710 (smacks table) YOU'RE FLAMING OUT. 649 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,943 (Greg Laswell's "Goodbye" playing) 650 00:28:33,943 --> 00:28:36,816 AND AS SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOU, 651 00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:38,317 IT'S NOT OKAY. 652 00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:41,350 AS SOMEONE WHO'S SEEN A LOT OF RESIDENTS COME AND GO, 653 00:28:41,350 --> 00:28:45,724 BUT VERY, VERY FEW WITH YOUR POTENTIAL... 654 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,297 IT IS NOT OKAY. 655 00:28:48,297 --> 00:28:51,801 ♪ IT WAS REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU ♪ 656 00:28:51,801 --> 00:28:54,263 ♪ GOODBYE ♪ 657 00:28:54,263 --> 00:28:56,836 I CAN BARELY REMEMBER IT... 658 00:28:56,836 --> 00:28:58,307 THE WHOLE PROCEDURE. 659 00:28:58,307 --> 00:28:59,438 I... 660 00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:02,141 I TOOK A BULLET OUT OF YOUR CHEST, 661 00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:05,815 AND--AND ALL I CAN REMEMBER ARE... 662 00:29:05,815 --> 00:29:07,316 BITS AND PIECES, 663 00:29:07,316 --> 00:29:09,318 AND THE BITS AND PIECES I DO REMEMBER, 664 00:29:09,318 --> 00:29:11,320 UH, COME BACK AT VERY INCONVENIENT TIMES. 665 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,753 (slaps down cards) SO, UM, END OF STORY, OKAY? 666 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,425 ♪ THINK OF ME AGAIN ♪ 667 00:29:16,425 --> 00:29:19,929 ♪ NO, I TRIED ♪ 668 00:29:19,929 --> 00:29:24,263 ♪ OH, I TRIED ♪ 669 00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:25,795 ♪ GOODBYE ♪ 670 00:29:25,795 --> 00:29:27,296 KAREV. 671 00:29:27,296 --> 00:29:29,438 UH, Y-YES, SIR. 672 00:29:29,438 --> 00:29:31,440 ♪ OOH, OOH ♪ 673 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,443 YOU LAID IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN BLOOD IN THAT ELEVATOR 674 00:29:34,443 --> 00:29:35,945 AND ALMOST DIED. 675 00:29:35,945 --> 00:29:37,947 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE TAKING THE STAIRS. 676 00:29:37,947 --> 00:29:40,449 NOW SOMEDAY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A CRITICAL PATIENT, 677 00:29:40,449 --> 00:29:43,452 AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO RUN UP THE STAIRS. 678 00:29:43,452 --> 00:29:46,055 SO... YOU AND I... 679 00:29:46,055 --> 00:29:48,357 ARE GONNA TAKE THAT ELEVATOR... (elevator bell dings) 680 00:29:48,357 --> 00:29:50,359 RIGHT NOW, TOGETHER. 681 00:29:50,359 --> 00:29:55,064 AND YOU'RE GONNA STAY ON IT UNTIL YOU'RE NOT SCARED... 682 00:29:55,064 --> 00:29:57,126 ♪ BUT I HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO BE ♪ 683 00:29:57,126 --> 00:30:01,130 YOU'RE JUST BORED. 684 00:30:01,130 --> 00:30:03,132 ♪ I FIGURE ♪ 685 00:30:03,132 --> 00:30:05,204 ♪ WHEN I LEAVE THIS TIME ♪ 686 00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:09,108 ♪ IT'S FOR KEEPS ♪ 687 00:30:09,108 --> 00:30:12,041 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THE SURGERY IN STAGES. 688 00:30:12,041 --> 00:30:14,343 WE MAY TRY STRETCHING THE SKIN. 689 00:30:14,343 --> 00:30:18,517 BUT RIGHT NOW, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH NORMAL SKIN TO CUT FROM, 690 00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:20,219 WHICH MEANS, 691 00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:22,421 WE MAY HAVE TO REVISIT THE IDEA OF SKIN GRAFTS LATER. 692 00:30:22,421 --> 00:30:24,123 HOW MUCH LATER? 693 00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:28,097 THAT DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH NORMAL SKIN WE FIND. 694 00:30:28,097 --> 00:30:30,329 ABOUT SIX MONTHS TO A YEAR. 695 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,461 (sighs) 696 00:30:32,461 --> 00:30:34,063 ♪ OOH ♪ 697 00:30:34,063 --> 00:30:36,005 STILL, IN THE MEANTIME... 698 00:30:36,005 --> 00:30:39,338 HE'S STILL GONNA LOOK LIKE A FREAK? 699 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,340 HE'LL LOOK BETTER THAN HE DID. 700 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:44,243 BUT THERE WILL BE SUBSTANTIAL SCARRING. 701 00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:46,145 ♪ I'LL ONLY LAY THE DAY ♪ 702 00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:48,317 SO... 703 00:30:48,317 --> 00:30:50,319 I'M NOT EVEN GONNA GET A FEW MONTHS 704 00:30:50,319 --> 00:30:54,083 WHERE HE'S GONNA LOOK HALFWAY NORMAL, 705 00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:56,855 WHERE HE MIGHT WANT TO GO OUT, 706 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,388 WHERE HE MIGHT WANT TO DO SOMETHING BESIDES... 707 00:30:59,388 --> 00:31:02,031 WALL HIMSELF UP IN OUR HOUSE ALL DAY? 708 00:31:02,031 --> 00:31:05,034 YOU'RE BOTH JUST GONNA HAVE TO BE PATIENT. 709 00:31:05,034 --> 00:31:07,366 YOU MET MY HUSBAND, DR. SLOAN. 710 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:10,639 YOU REALLY THINK HE CAN DO THAT? 711 00:31:10,639 --> 00:31:13,642 ♪♪♪ 712 00:31:15,344 --> 00:31:19,608 I HAVEN'T TOUCHED HIM IN FOUR YEARS... 713 00:31:19,608 --> 00:31:21,450 HAVEN'T KISSED HIM, 714 00:31:21,450 --> 00:31:23,953 HAVEN'T HELD HIS HAND. 715 00:31:23,953 --> 00:31:26,085 HE WON'T LET ME. 716 00:31:26,085 --> 00:31:29,358 I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, BUT... (sniffles) 717 00:31:29,358 --> 00:31:33,262 I NEED TO LIVE A LIFE, AND HE WANTS TO BE A HERMIT. 718 00:31:33,262 --> 00:31:35,264 ♪ I'LL GET USED TO THE IDEA ♪ 719 00:31:35,264 --> 00:31:38,998 AND I THINK... 720 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:41,900 LOVE ISN'T ENOUGH ANYMORE. 721 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:44,633 IS THAT POSSIBLE... 722 00:31:44,633 --> 00:31:46,535 ♪ GOODBYE ♪ 723 00:31:46,535 --> 00:31:48,537 THAT TWO PEOPLE CAN REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER, 724 00:31:48,537 --> 00:31:52,681 AND IT JUST... ISN'T ENOUGH? 725 00:31:52,681 --> 00:31:56,245 ♪ OOH ♪ 726 00:31:56,245 --> 00:31:58,617 ♪ OOH, OOH ♪ 727 00:31:58,617 --> 00:32:00,689 MR. DONALDSON HAD A HEART ATTACK, 728 00:32:00,689 --> 00:32:03,392 SO HIS ARTERIES WON'T BE QUITE AS CLEAN AS MINE, 729 00:32:03,392 --> 00:32:05,454 BUT YOU'LL GET THE BASIC IDEA. 730 00:32:05,454 --> 00:32:08,397 NOW... YOU OPENED ME UP. WHERE DID YOU MAKE THE INCISION? I DON'T KNOW. 731 00:32:08,397 --> 00:32:10,099 YES, YOU DO. 732 00:32:10,099 --> 00:32:12,101 UM, WHEN I SAY THAT I DON'T KNOW, 733 00:32:12,101 --> 00:32:13,402 I'M NOT MAKING IT UP. 734 00:32:13,402 --> 00:32:15,404 I-I--LITERALLY, I DON'T REMEMBER. 735 00:32:15,404 --> 00:32:18,037 OKAY. WELL, FORTUNATELY, I HAVE SOME DETAILS. 736 00:32:21,010 --> 00:32:23,642 YOU STARTED HERE AT THE STERNAL NOTCH 737 00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:26,175 AND WENT SOUTH 6 INCHES. 738 00:32:33,082 --> 00:32:35,684 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS STUPID. NO, IT ISN'T. 739 00:32:35,684 --> 00:32:37,956 WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN, YOU KILL HIM? 740 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:40,059 OH, HA HA, FUNNY. 741 00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:42,491 TAKE THE SCALPEL. 742 00:32:42,491 --> 00:32:45,264 (sighs) 743 00:32:59,608 --> 00:33:02,481 MEDIAN... 744 00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,513 STERNOTOMY. 745 00:33:27,776 --> 00:33:30,179 GOOD. 746 00:33:30,179 --> 00:33:32,181 WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? 747 00:33:32,181 --> 00:33:35,414 (exhales) 748 00:33:42,691 --> 00:33:45,694 (buzzes) 749 00:33:45,694 --> 00:33:47,496 (clicks switch) 750 00:33:47,496 --> 00:33:48,797 (buzzes) 751 00:34:01,510 --> 00:34:04,443 DON'T WORRY. I'M LEAVING THE PREMISES. 752 00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:07,446 WE WERE IN THE BACK OF THE STORE. 753 00:34:07,446 --> 00:34:10,319 DAD HAD JUST GIVEN YOU TWO PENNIES, 754 00:34:10,319 --> 00:34:12,451 AND YOU ALWAYS HID THEM BEHIND THE COUNTER 755 00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:14,653 IN THIS BIG CRACK IN THE FLOORBOARDS. 756 00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:20,489 YOU SAID YOU WERE SAVING THEM SO YOU COULD BUY A TOWN. 757 00:34:20,489 --> 00:34:23,632 AND THEN THE TWO GUYS CAME IN. 758 00:34:23,632 --> 00:34:25,334 WE COULD HEAR THEM TALKING, 759 00:34:25,334 --> 00:34:27,336 BUT YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION UNTIL DAD YELLED, 760 00:34:27,336 --> 00:34:28,637 AND YOU LOOKED UP. 761 00:34:28,637 --> 00:34:30,639 THEY HAD ALREADY PULLED THE GUN, 762 00:34:30,639 --> 00:34:33,472 THEY HAD ALREADY TAKEN THE MONEY, 763 00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:36,345 BUT NOW THEY WANTED THE WATCH THAT MOM GAVE HIM. 764 00:34:40,709 --> 00:34:44,153 HE WOULDN'T GIVE IT UP. 765 00:34:44,153 --> 00:34:45,754 THERE WAS A GUNSHOT. 766 00:34:45,754 --> 00:34:48,417 YOU... LUNGED FORWARD. 767 00:34:48,417 --> 00:34:49,718 (voice breaking) I REMEMBER. 768 00:34:49,718 --> 00:34:51,720 I WAS TRYING TO GET TO HIM, 769 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:55,264 BUT... (exhales) I COULDN'T MOVE. 770 00:34:55,264 --> 00:34:57,266 THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS HOLDING YOU SO TIGHT 771 00:34:57,266 --> 00:34:59,498 THAT YOU COULDN'T BUDGE. 772 00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:10,509 I PUT ONE HAND OVER YOUR MOUTH SO YOU WOULDN'T SCREAM 773 00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:12,481 AND WRAPPED THE OTHER ONE AROUND YOU 774 00:35:12,481 --> 00:35:14,483 AND JUST HELD ON FOR DEAR LIFE, PRAYED TO GOD 775 00:35:14,483 --> 00:35:17,416 THAT YOU'D BE QUIET AND YOU WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 776 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:20,219 YOU WERE SO LITTLE. 777 00:35:21,650 --> 00:35:24,653 I THINK THAT'S WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ALL THESE YEARS, 778 00:35:24,653 --> 00:35:27,356 IS YOU JUST TO STAY... 779 00:35:27,356 --> 00:35:29,628 LITTLE AND... 780 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:32,861 QUIET AND SAFE. 781 00:35:32,861 --> 00:35:36,405 BUT YOU'RE NOT ANY OF THOSE THINGS. 782 00:35:36,405 --> 00:35:38,207 YOU'RE LOUD AND FEARLESS, 783 00:35:38,207 --> 00:35:40,209 AND IT SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF ME. 784 00:35:42,571 --> 00:35:44,573 (chuckles) 785 00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:48,747 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL YOU UP 786 00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:50,749 AND TELL YOU THAT I'VE BEEN SHOT? 787 00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:56,455 I CAN'T TELL YOU ABOUT MY PAIN. 788 00:35:58,427 --> 00:36:01,760 I DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT PAIN EXISTS. 789 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,475 OH. 790 00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:19,478 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU KEEP BRANDY IN YOUR LOCKER. 791 00:36:19,478 --> 00:36:21,480 A PATIENT GAVE IT TO ME. OH, YEAH? 792 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,752 YOU SNEAK IN AND TAKE A SWIG EVERY TIME YOU SEE A SPIDER? 793 00:36:23,752 --> 00:36:26,415 EVERY TIME I SEE A SPIDER CRAWL OUT OF A HUMAN LIMB, YES. (laughs) 794 00:36:26,415 --> 00:36:28,887 AND IT IS A PHOBIA. MM-HMM. 795 00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:31,720 OKAY? IT IS NOT--HEY. GIVE ME BACK MY BOTTLE. OH, NO, NO, NO, TEDDY NEEDS IT. 796 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,323 SHE'S PATHETIC. THAT'S RIGHT. 797 00:36:34,323 --> 00:36:35,894 MM-HMM. YOU FINISH IT, I'LL HURT YOU. 798 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:38,427 WE'RE GONNA LIVE IN A FRAT HOUSE FOREVER, AREN'T WE? 799 00:36:38,427 --> 00:36:40,429 (Callie) HEY, NO. MEREDITH'S IS A FRAT HOUSE. 800 00:36:40,429 --> 00:36:42,771 OUR PLACE IS JUST THAT 801 00:36:42,771 --> 00:36:45,604 OFF-CAMPUS APARTMENT WHERE THE BURNOUTS GO TO BUY POT. 802 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:48,337 DID YOU TELL HIM GOOD-BYE? 803 00:36:49,938 --> 00:36:52,481 I'VE KINDA BEEN AVOIDING HIM. 804 00:36:52,481 --> 00:36:55,284 I'M AFRAID IF I SEE HIM, I'LL START TO CRY, 805 00:36:55,284 --> 00:36:58,487 AND THEN HE'LL THINK I'M SOME KIND OF CRAZY STALKER. (laughs) 806 00:36:58,487 --> 00:37:00,689 (elevator bell dings) (Arizona) UH... 807 00:37:00,689 --> 00:37:04,723 (clears throat) UH, LET'S GO BUY BAILEY A REAL DRINK. 808 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:07,556 YEAH. YEAH, LET'S GO DO THAT. 809 00:37:07,556 --> 00:37:09,358 EXCUSE US. 810 00:37:09,358 --> 00:37:11,360 (Arizona) HI. HI. 811 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:12,961 (door closes) 812 00:37:12,961 --> 00:37:14,363 HEY. 813 00:37:14,363 --> 00:37:18,507 YOU GONNA HAVE DINNER WITH ME? 814 00:37:18,507 --> 00:37:21,510 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SETTLE FOR A PECK ON THE CHEEK 815 00:37:21,510 --> 00:37:24,343 AND A WAVE GOOD-BYE AND KEEP IT SIMPLE. 816 00:37:26,515 --> 00:37:29,278 YEAH, THAT SOUNDS, UH... 817 00:37:29,278 --> 00:37:32,881 INCREDIBLY... DISSATISFYING. 818 00:37:35,984 --> 00:37:37,856 (sighs) 819 00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:41,590 I LIKE YOU MORE THAN I WANTED TO. 820 00:37:41,590 --> 00:37:44,593 AND, UH... 821 00:37:44,593 --> 00:37:47,496 AND I KNEW WHAT THIS WAS. 822 00:37:49,468 --> 00:37:53,372 (voice breaks) I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY PROBLEM IS. 823 00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:55,674 WELL, I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF THOUGHTS ABOUT THAT. 824 00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:58,677 (laughs) I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE PERSON 825 00:37:58,677 --> 00:38:00,749 THAT YOU WEREN'T GONNA ANALYZE. 826 00:38:00,749 --> 00:38:04,553 WELL, I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE IT REQUIRES A PROFESSIONAL. 827 00:38:04,553 --> 00:38:06,555 I MEAN, EITHER I'M WILDLY ATTRACTIVE, 828 00:38:06,555 --> 00:38:09,558 AND YOUR FORMIDABLE REASON IS NO MATCH FOR MY... 829 00:38:09,558 --> 00:38:14,663 INCREDIBLE MAGNETISM. 830 00:38:14,663 --> 00:38:17,626 OR... YOU, UH, 831 00:38:17,626 --> 00:38:20,469 FALL FOR MEN WHO AREN'T AVAILABLE-- 832 00:38:20,469 --> 00:38:22,571 ENGAGED... 833 00:38:22,571 --> 00:38:25,774 OR ONLY IN TOWN FOR A FEW WEEKS. 834 00:38:32,481 --> 00:38:33,642 MM. 835 00:38:33,642 --> 00:38:36,545 (cries) 836 00:38:36,545 --> 00:38:39,648 YOU'RE MAKING SOME LOUSY CHOICES, ALTMAN. 837 00:38:39,648 --> 00:38:41,620 YOU DESERVE A LITTLE MORE. 838 00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:45,323 (The Cary Brothers' "Belong" playing) 839 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:48,627 NOBODY CHOOSES TO BE A FREAK. 840 00:38:48,627 --> 00:38:50,328 (elevator bell dings) 841 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,631 MOST PEOPLE DON'T EVEN REALIZE THEY'RE A FREAK 842 00:38:52,631 --> 00:38:55,404 UNTIL IT'S WAY TOO LATE TO CHANGE IT. 843 00:38:55,404 --> 00:38:58,006 ♪♪♪ 844 00:38:58,006 --> 00:38:59,508 (clicks button) 845 00:39:04,413 --> 00:39:06,675 ♪ WAKE UP LONELY ♪ 846 00:39:06,675 --> 00:39:09,618 ♪ WITH YOU BY MY SIDE ♪ 847 00:39:09,618 --> 00:39:11,620 ♪ ONE MORE NIGHT ♪ 848 00:39:11,620 --> 00:39:14,653 ♪ IT DOESN'T FEEL ♪ 849 00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:17,656 ♪ THERE ARE MOVIES ♪ 850 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:20,659 ♪ PLAYING IN YOUR EYES ♪ 851 00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:23,762 ♪ YOU DREAM OF OUR FORTUNES ♪ 852 00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:25,934 ♪ BUT YOU'RE WRONG ♪ 853 00:39:27,496 --> 00:39:30,499 ♪ I DON'T BELONG ♪ 854 00:39:30,499 --> 00:39:32,000 (bell on door rings) 855 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,503 COME ON. JUST ADMIT IT. YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN. 856 00:39:34,503 --> 00:39:36,745 NO, I'M NOT. HEY, THERE'S NO SHAME IN IT. 857 00:39:36,745 --> 00:39:38,677 REALLY? NO, THERE'S SHAME. 858 00:39:38,677 --> 00:39:41,510 A LOT OF SHAME. TELL HER, MER. I, UM... 859 00:39:41,510 --> 00:39:43,051 (laughs) I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING, 860 00:39:43,051 --> 00:39:45,654 AND THEN I FORGOT TO STOP DRINKING. 861 00:39:45,654 --> 00:39:47,556 HAS ANYBODY SEEN CRISTINA? 862 00:39:47,556 --> 00:39:50,459 OKAY. SO TODAY ONLY ONE PERSON LOOKED AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO 863 00:39:50,459 --> 00:39:52,461 WHO MIGHT RUN DOWN THE HALL NAKED, 864 00:39:52,461 --> 00:39:55,594 AND DR. BAILEY SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE BITCH BABY 865 00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:56,825 OVER A SPIDER, 866 00:39:56,825 --> 00:39:59,167 SO I'M FEELING PRETTY GOOD, YOU KNOW, FOR A CRAZY PERSON. 867 00:39:59,167 --> 00:40:02,601 WELL, NOBODY GIVES A CRAP IF YOU'RE CRAZY. WE'RE ALL CRAZY. 868 00:40:02,601 --> 00:40:05,574 YEAH, LOOK AT APRIL. SHE'S STILL A VIRGIN. (laughs) (laughs) 869 00:40:05,574 --> 00:40:07,075 YEAH, WELL, MARK GIVES A CRAP, OKAY? 870 00:40:07,075 --> 00:40:08,577 HE STARES AT ME 871 00:40:08,577 --> 00:40:11,009 LIKE I'M A MENACE TO MYSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND ME. 872 00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:13,582 WAIT. YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN? (laughs) WHAT? STOP. OKAY? 873 00:40:13,582 --> 00:40:15,644 JUST STOP. 874 00:40:15,644 --> 00:40:17,646 I'M A VIRGIN. YES. SO WHAT? 875 00:40:17,646 --> 00:40:19,648 IT'S NOT SOMETHING I TALK ABOUT, OKAY? 876 00:40:19,648 --> 00:40:21,650 WE ALL HAVE THINGS WE DON'T TALK ABOUT. 877 00:40:21,650 --> 00:40:23,652 ALEX, YOU'VE BEEN AFRAID OF THE ELEVATOR 878 00:40:23,652 --> 00:40:26,955 FOR, LIKE, A MONTH, BUT I NEVER SAID ANYTHING 879 00:40:26,955 --> 00:40:28,957 BECAUSE IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 880 00:40:28,957 --> 00:40:31,029 AND, JACKSON, YOU WAKE UP EVERY NIGHT SCREAMING 881 00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:33,201 BECAUSE YOU HAVE NIGHTMARES. AND, MEREDITH, 882 00:40:33,201 --> 00:40:35,664 YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT CRISTINA BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID 883 00:40:35,664 --> 00:40:38,537 SHE'S NEVER GONNA BE THE SAME CRISTINA AGAIN. 884 00:40:38,537 --> 00:40:40,609 AND, LEXIE... (laughs) FOR GOD SAKE, 885 00:40:40,609 --> 00:40:43,772 MARK NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE A PSYCHO. HE LOVES YOU. 886 00:40:43,772 --> 00:40:45,544 THAT'S WHY HE STARES AT YOU, 887 00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:47,546 BECAUSE HE CAN'T KEEP HIS EYES OFF THE WOMAN HE LOVES. 888 00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:49,447 OF COURSE, HE'S NEVER 889 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,651 GONNA SAY ANYTHING 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE HE CAN. 890 00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:54,683 LOOK, WE ALL HAVE STUFF WE DON'T TALK ABOUT. 891 00:40:54,683 --> 00:40:57,526 I AM A 28-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN, MAINLY BECAUSE 892 00:40:57,526 --> 00:40:59,528 I WANTED MY FIRST TIME TO BE SPECIAL, 893 00:40:59,528 --> 00:41:02,460 AND THEN I WAITED TOO LONG, AND PARTIALLY BECAUSE 894 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,793 I'M PRETTY SURE GUYS FIND ME ANNOYING. 895 00:41:04,793 --> 00:41:07,796 I'M A VIRGIN. THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT DRINKS CONVERSATION. 896 00:41:07,796 --> 00:41:09,798 WE ALL HAVE STUFF WE DON'T TALK ABOUT. 897 00:41:09,798 --> 00:41:11,700 ♪ THIS WAY ♪ 898 00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:15,473 ♪ WITH A THOUSAND THINGS TO SAY ♪ 899 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:18,777 OH, APRIL. I'M LIKING YOU MORE AND MORE. 900 00:41:18,777 --> 00:41:21,650 THANK YOU. 901 00:41:21,650 --> 00:41:23,782 ♪ ...HEART ♪ 902 00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:25,914 OKAY. 903 00:41:25,914 --> 00:41:28,156 (door closes) 904 00:41:28,156 --> 00:41:30,158 YOU'RE NOT ON CALL TONIGHT? 905 00:41:30,158 --> 00:41:32,521 NO. NO, I'M HOME ALL NIGHT. 906 00:41:32,521 --> 00:41:33,692 GOOD. 907 00:41:33,692 --> 00:41:35,023 (pats couch) 908 00:41:35,023 --> 00:41:38,496 COME HERE. 909 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,899 HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 910 00:41:40,899 --> 00:41:43,201 (exhales deeply) 911 00:41:43,201 --> 00:41:45,534 I THINK... 912 00:41:45,534 --> 00:41:49,608 I COULD BE HAPPY BEING A PLUMBER. 913 00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:52,681 (laughter, door rattles) 914 00:41:52,681 --> 00:41:55,013 MM. MM. MM. 915 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,986 (Arizona and Callie laugh) 916 00:41:57,986 --> 00:42:00,218 I-- WHOA. 917 00:42:00,218 --> 00:42:01,750 MM. 918 00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:03,622 (grunts) 919 00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:04,923 AAH! WHOA! 920 00:42:04,923 --> 00:42:06,625 (moaning) 921 00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:07,926 (door slams) 922 00:42:07,926 --> 00:42:09,798 (giggling and screaming) 923 00:42:09,798 --> 00:42:12,300 WE HAVE TO GET OUR OWN PLACE. YEAH. 924 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:15,303 BUT NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF A FREAK YOU END UP BEING... 925 00:42:15,303 --> 00:42:16,805 (elevator bell dings) 926 00:42:16,805 --> 00:42:21,870 CHANCES ARE, THERE'S STILL SOMEONE OUT THERE FOR YOU. 927 00:42:21,870 --> 00:42:23,572 ♪ BUT YOU'RE WRONG ♪ 928 00:42:23,572 --> 00:42:25,574 (kissing sounds) 929 00:42:25,574 --> 00:42:27,776 UNLESS, OF COURSE, THEY'VE ALREADY MOVED ON... 930 00:42:27,776 --> 00:42:30,579 SO WHAT TIME DO YOU HAVE TO BE AT THE AIRPORT? 931 00:42:30,579 --> 00:42:32,621 (pants) NOT FOR ANOTHER COUPLE OF HOURS. 932 00:42:32,621 --> 00:42:33,882 MM. MM. 933 00:42:33,882 --> 00:42:35,884 BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE... 934 00:42:35,884 --> 00:42:37,586 (door closes) 935 00:42:37,586 --> 00:42:45,634 EVEN FREAKS CAN'T WAIT FOREVER.