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Hey, hey, hey.

Avery, what is that?

Oh.

Hey.

Hey.

Sonia's first taste of chocolate, and she absolutely loves it.

Talk about a stiff upper lip.

Taste this goat.

Hello?

Oh. Oh.

I'll get you.

What is happening?

Oh, it's just a new security system. You know, it's a little bit of a lead

attack. Save yourself!

You're kind of a night owl, huh?

Me too.

Everything's under control.

Force quit. Force quit. Look like it.

Stop it.

Good night.

Okay.

Everybody panic.

Everybody panic.

Everybody panic.

I'm sure you can trust Pastor Rob.

Because we have the same enemy. Who?

Uploads? They're somebody's grandma, all right? Baby, we need a new system,

right? The Ludd's have been working on it for a long time. We got this. Yeah.

You know, Nathan knew what he was doing with Beyond.

Your upload should be run by your family, because who else can you trust?

Ah. See, that's a wonderful idea. Stick Grandma up in the attic by herself.

Nice. She can use Lakeview like a park.

Or a community center.

I wish more people saw the world like you do, but I think we both know

has to be destroyed, Nora.

No, we both don't know.

You're real bossy for an anarchist.

Maybe we need some space tonight.

Okay.

All right.

I thought you were gonna... Oh, that pillow's for me?

Yeah.

It's for you to sleep in the hall.

What?

It's for your dreams.

Please, Matteo, come back!

Don't be angry!

I knew it!

It's like I always say, if you're fighting more than you're fucking, cut

loose. Oh, here we go. I thought you always say, this red wine is making me

sexy.

I say lots of things.

Like, don't dump a live dude for a dead ex -boy toy who almost got you killed.

Look, I'm not dumping Mateo, all right? And I'm not getting with Nathan, a

gorgeous friend.

But...

Speaking of who murdered him. Oh, no. Here she goes. Lord, give me the

Nathan thinks the Luds are behind it, but Mateo thinks it could be Horizon.

Do you think Horizon could be capable of murder?

No. Horizon's motto is don't be evil, obviously.

Unless it's don't be evil, obviously.

Like, don't be obvious when you are.

Being evil.

You're not gonna have to.

What are you doing with that sausage, pal?

You okay, bud?

What was that?

The AI guy screaming triggered you or something? You're a little jumpy. I

haven't slept in three days.

There are millions of uploads, okay? They don't have the manpower to watch us

all the time. You're fine.

I've been on point patrol in Iran.

You can feel the eyes. As soon as I fall asleep, they peek inside my head.

Angel!

We're fine. We're fine. I already told you.

I do not know when they are bringing back Cheddar Bog Biscuits. It's not

that. Although I do miss them.

Hey, I'm on to you.

Excuse me? Oh, ever since the Ludd attack, you've been spying on us

you are stealing my dreams.

Not literally, obviously. I can literally feel them being pulled out of

You're crazy.

Oh, am I crazy?

I'm crazy? Well, if I'm crazy, then you're glue, and what I say sticks on

See, he's fine.

Get your boy. I know.

He's fine.

I want to sign up for one of these digital babies.

Okay. Do you have Mr. Brown's consent?

Consent? I have his motherfucking blessing.

And same with my kind of sort of mother -in -law.

And your family?

My family is less family and more pack of hyenas on a carcass, with my feelings

being the carcass.

I see. Well, there are different levels of digital baby. You need to start with

an AI simulation.

Okay, is that the highest level?

No.

The highest level, which is also the most expensive, is we merge information

from both of your brain scans to create a brand new human identity.

Okay, I want one of those.

Stats. Well, you can't skip levels, so... I only skip levels.

Patience, my dear.

Okay, give me one of these real fake babies, or I'll scream.

Will you?

Oh,

shit.

I'm here.

I'm here.

Until now, we've had to follow strict privacy guidelines to protect the upload

experience. The government recently let us relax those standards after the

horrible, devastating, not really, Ludd attack.

It's okay to clap. To relaxing the standards!

What does this mean? For one thing, we are now allowed to screen grab without

permission. Yes!

And we have new software that will, in a few days, for the first time, give us

searchable access to upload thoughts in real time as they think them.

Introducing... MindFrisk!

Any thoughts of interest that compromise Lakeview's security can now be flagged

for further investigation.

And the frisking is happening now.

And it's extracting a thought.

Okay, let's see. A little bigger.

That's better. A little more.

Perfect.

Just a little more.

Okay.

Four grand. Fuck you.

Our old spot.

Hi. Hi.

Horizon's about to start listening to Upload's thoughts.

Wait, what? I thought they couldn't do that. Yeah, they're using that lame Ludd

attack as an excuse.

Lame?

It's an interesting thing to say. How are things with you and Mateo, is it?

Fine.

They're fine.

We're just keeping the professional stuff separate from the personal. Of

yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

Look, the point is Kahneman was here during family day.

Not to see Ingrid, though. Which is why I think he was here meeting someone

else. If it was the Horizon execs... Oh, fuck.

Horizon had to deal with Kahneman, and he can hear my thoughts?

I'm scared.

Once they turn on Mindfrisk, you'll be flagged. I don't want to get

deleted. When does Mindfrisk go online?

Soon. My new boss wrote the program.

So I'm going to sneak into his office after work, and I'll check it out. Okay,

want to go with you.

What about Ingrid?

She said she needed some me time to work on our relationship tonight.

By herself?

Yeah.

Oh.

Okay.

My boss goes home at 8 p .m. Okay, your 8 p .m. or my 8 p .m.? I think they're

the same.

What time you got right now?

3 p .m.? Weird. Mine said 3 .01.

Oh, mine said 3 .01 now, too. Yeah.

So our 8 p .m.? Our 8 p .m.

Are you going to go? Yeah, sure, sure.

I'm not even this way, so... I'm gonna... I'm gonna stay

here. You go.

Wild,

right? Mind -frizz. I love this company. It's so cutting -edge.

One of my clients, a real idiot, thought that we were somehow taking his dreams.

We haven't started doing that now, have we?

Oh, yeah, we have. And now with the new law, Horizon can sell, upload brain

recordings for entertainment.

So, like, an action dream. Now we can sell it to, you're gonna die, Hollywood.

And the weirder, edgier stuff we can just post directly online, unedited. I

mean, it is totally amateur, but it's addictively bingeable. And the best part

is that it's all Horizon IP.

So, cha -ching.

That's insane.

Oh, which part?

That this client is never right about anything.

Oh, well, he's definitely right about that.

Oh, my God.

You're still here?

Look, do you want the baby or not?

Congrats, Mommy.

Is it a boy?

It appears to be, though they'll decide for themselves, of course.

Well, good luck.

Get out of my head!

That is a long zipper.

Hey, you need to put Luke to sleep before he crashes or worse.

What's where?

Uploads memories, defrag while they sleep. If he goes too long, he'll have a

system failure. So you've got to sing that hunk a lullaby.

Chop, chop.

Oh, you get on my nerves.

Where are you?

I don't consent to this.

Whose side are you on?

The side that pays my health insurance. Now come on.

No. Nighty night. You of all people do not want me to dream more.

This is for your own good.

No.

This is a mother's job, right? To stop this noise?

It gets easier as they get older.

And remember, you always have help.

Oh, thank you, Grandma.

Ew, stop. No, not me.

Help. Let one of the angels bring him around noon to say a brief hello.

Oh, 99 cents to give him a nap.

That's cheaper than Valium.

Hey, I'm in his office.

Sweet.

This computer's locked with a biometric.

Okay, what kind?

You want me to lick something?

Okay, gross. It's his DNA.

Um, look for a dongle.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't do that. Check the back of

chair. Like, where it hits his hair.

Thanks for never showering, Craig.

We're in.

Mine first gets stored in a folder called Virtual World.

In a subfolder called Mordor.

Nora, what do you see?

I can't believe it. His VR office is exactly the same as his real one.

Hold up.

Not exactly the same.

What a little shit.

I'm in Lakeview. Oh, baby.

I'm reporting to sexually active duty.

Now show me what you got under that Henley shirt. Luke! Lucy, I'm on

motherfucking Dream Hub in Luke's dreams, and now people are recognizing

the street. I am not trying to be one of those people that can't go out in

sweatpants and no eyeliner.

Luke is dreaming about you?

Yes, crazy, nasty sex dreams.

This is so violating.

What is that?

Look what I found.

They knew you were working on a free upload.

Anything else about me?

No.

Just that you were considering bicep inflation.

What?

That's so ridiculous.

Dylan wants to get into my... Hey, open mine first.

You can search thoughts by word, extreme emotional state, violent language, anti

-capitalist language, and listen in on any specific upload.

Do me, do me, do me. Oh, I am.

Stop.

That's amazing.

Horrifying.

Horrifying.

Horrifying.

Wow.

Hi,

look at you.

Here I come.

Okay. Hi.

Hey, baby.

Hey, look at me.

You want to play peek -a -boo?

Peek -a -boo.

Peek -a -boo.

Again. Again? Okay.

Peek -a -boo.

Again. Okay, we'll do it one more time, okay? Last time. Ready?

Peek -a -boo.

Again.

Why don't we play something else, okay?

Come here, come here, come here.

Come here, come here, come here.

Come here. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, he's so heavy.

Oh, how old are you?

Wow. Oh, gee.

Okay, I think you're kind of cranky.

Oh my gosh.

Where's my daddy? Or my other mommy?

Um, I sent him away, sweetie.

I wanted to spend some time alone with you.

So I could get really good at this mom stuff.

Well, you're not really good at it.

Wow. That was rude.

Nap time!

Do you think you can control your thoughts?

If you practice?

I mean, maybe.

Well, let's switch to audio instead of subtitles.

Okay, wait, wait.

Before you do that, I'm the type of person that, like, immediately thinks

thing they're not supposed to. You know, like, don't think about a pink

elephant. Boom. So I'll probably think, like, the weirdest, worst.

Yeah, monkey mind, right?

Yeah. I get it. Okay, just avoid thinking about Caterman or being

That's what's going to get you in trouble.

Okay. Okay?

It's not the only thing that'll get me in trouble.

Okay, don't think about Canterman.

He's just Ingrid's dad.

He likes the Clippers. What's their record now?

Don't think about the most important thing.

My God, look at her. She's so beautiful.

I still want to kiss her.

See,

pink elephant.

It doesn't mean anything.

Sure, sure.

Yeah.

I'm... I think we should...

Let's disable this thing.

Yeah.

Wait. Before you do, put my name in the subject field.

I want to see who's thinking about me.

Hmm. There's the narcissist I know and love. Like.

No. And like.

Love. Okay.

Like.

Hmm. Choke?

Why is Choke thinking about me?

I don't know.

I mean, I'm impressed he's awake.

He's paying for the highest privacy level so we can't hear his thoughts.

I can disable that, too.

Can I trust what this fellow says about Brown?

What if he's right?

Wouldn't be good for all of us.

Who's he talking to?

Where is he?

You sure it was him?

I didn't see him. Only heard his voice.

But it makes sense, right?

She saves him, so he saves her back?

Hmm.

What's his angle?

Just nod encouragingly. What are they talking about? I just want to see.

I thought this would be worth something to you.

Like, say, an upgrade to Lakeview so I can settle the score.

I see.

This idiot lets his target escape and then gets pureed in an elevator and

expected to be rewarded for it. Elevator?

Nathan.

Kmart Villascape is shit.

That's where you put me after everything I've done for you? We didn't expect to

have to upload you.

Frankly, I'd say you were lucky I looked after you at all.

Simon, Julius.

Show my visitor out, please.

Hold on.

What an asshole.

Nathan Brown isn't a threat.

He has no memories left to tie me to anything.

God, it was a joke. He's the one back in Canterbury. He's the one who had me

killed. But why?

I don't know.

God, he's my neighbor. He's been laughing at me this entire time. People

shouldn't underestimate you. I need to go to the memory parlor. I need to

enhance everything. Nathan, I know you're angry and you should be. This is

crazy. Maybe something key.

Shut the fuck up. Maybe something wrong.

I think we should consider pulling your memories that we restored to protect

you.

You can't think about something that's not there. Go back the way I was?

I could hold them for you to keep them safe.

No, I can't.

It's not that I don't trust you.

Okay, I do.

I think you're the only person I do trust.

But I can't go back, okay?

I need to be this version of me.

I won't go back to being that selfish.

Piece of shit.

Okay.

So we need to stop Mind Fritz before it starts.

I spent years taking bugs out of code. It'll be fun to put some in.

We can't just disable it, though. It's not enough.

What? I have an idea.

Something Robin Hood would do.

I love Robin Hood.

I know.

Let me in!

Piss off, Mommy!

Please, Bumpkin! Please!

Please!

Please! Please!

Please! Please! Please!

How many sex dreams have you had about me? Oh, yeah, right, you wish.

Like one.

Half of one. Barely a full dream.

They're all over Dream Hub.

What? Let me see.

That could have been dreamt by a lot of people.

Luke, do I seem like a stupid person?

Just because you're a stupid person doesn't mean I'm a stupid person. So

I dream about you? I see you every day. Who else am I going to dream about? Or

what? What is that, harassment?

Aren't you going to kick me off the system?

No, but maybe you can make my life a little easier for once and get in the

so I can put you to sleep. So you can put me to sleep or so you can see how

dream ends.

Why don't we get in the bed together?

See where it goes.

Seriously?

If you're going to dream about me and people are going to see it, let's make

good.

No way.

Gotcha.

Mama? Mama?

Mama?

No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Rewind.

Rewind, please.

Why is there no rewind function?

I'll pay extra, Rankin.

It's all right, Mother.

You paid for my whole life.

And I thank you.

No. Mother.

May I ask you for something?

That's free.

Anything.

Could you give me a name?

No, uh... Noah.

I love it.

Oh, my God.

Enhance audio.

Fuck,

that kid might have seen me.

Oh, I don't think so.

Don't risk it.

Get rid of him.

Oh, Nora.

so badly to say it back to you that day, Nora.

I love you too.

You're smart.

You're funny.

You're beautiful. You always see the best in people.

I didn't deserve someone like that.

Ah, okay.

Ah, another $10 million for a pre -K education program. Down the drain.

Why's that tart Terry got me?

And that one.

The impudence of these presents here.

Look at these wretched fools.

Now stop it.

What is God's green earth?

Munsters.

Munsters. Get me Craig Munsters.

Munsters. It's his fault. How dare he.

Where is the little fucker? I'll kill him. Somebody get me Craig Munsters.