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OK, we're all boarded up
for the storm.
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Ah! And it looks great.
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I am loving
all the new artwork, Jules.
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Thanks. I thought I'd make
hurricane prep fun.
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That one's my favorite.
It's like Tom is right here.
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I am!
It's pretty nasty out here! Aah!
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- Whoa!
- Oh, ho ho!
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Oh, that wind is vicious.
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Yeah, but not as bad
as the grocery store.
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There was only one pack
of toilet paper left,
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and me and this crazed housewife
reached for it at the same time.
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Tell me
you took that bitch down.
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Ha!
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Still... I feel like
there's something missing.
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Are you perhaps looking for... these?
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- Ohh!
- Aah!
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You are almost sexy right now.
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I mean, seriously? I got bit.
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Mmm.
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Ugh.
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That was a wild night,
but we made it through.
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And nobody behaved badly expect
for everything that Jelly did.
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I warned you guys--
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When I fear for my life,
I kick and scream and yell
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and I tell people
exactly what I think about them.
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{\an8}Still, I am sorry
for everything that I said.
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{\an8}And did.
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{\an8}- I'd be mad if I wasn't so impressed.
- Ugh.
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How is the damage out there?
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{\an8}Well, it looks like we lost a tree
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{\an8}and gained a new patio set!
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Score!
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You're holding hands?
What, is the world ending?
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{\an8}No, it's just all the chaos
and destruction in town
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{\an8}makes me feel romantic.
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If we had walked over a power line,
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Andy might've gotten lucky
right there and then.
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Ooh!
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{\an8}Wow, sounds like the power's still out
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{\an8}almost everywhere in town.
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A pipe burst and flooded
the gym at the high school,
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and they were having
their prom tonight.
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So I called the school and I said,
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"Prom's on tonight, free of charge,
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right here at Gray's Pub."
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Yeah.
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Laugh it up.
I have to close the bar early
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and fill it with streamers
and balloons
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for a bunch of kids who aren't
paying a dime.
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It's so funny.
Sucks to be you right now.
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It does.
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{\an8}Oh, Jules, is there a small
detail you might've left out?
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I signed us all up as chaperones.
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Oh. They don't seem very excited.
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{\an8}I'm sure they'll be better
when they realize
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{\an8}they can just stand around
and drink all night.
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{\an8}- Oh. Well...
- Oh! They can't!
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{\an8}Because the high school's
making me take all the liquor
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{\an8}out of my bar for the night!
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- It'll be fun?
- I will kill you.
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{\an8}This whole prom idea
is so lame, right?
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{\an8}Well, it depends
on who you were in high school--
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{\an8}A pasty young dork
with more zits than friends,
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{\an8}or a dashing babehound
with dance moves so smooth
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they almost sent a teacher to jail.
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Mrs. Pritchett loved my dancing so much
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{\an8}that she asked me over
to give her a dance lesson. Hmm.
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{\an8}I wasn't ready to do
the kind of dancing she wanted to do.
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{\an8}Wow. High school me
would've hated high school you.
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{\an8}If we're doing this,
we should do it right.
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{\an8}Chaperones are prom secret service.
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{\an8}It's like I keep trying to tell
you, boo--Stop talking to me.
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{\an8}Look, tonight won't be so bad.
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All we have to do is stand around.
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{\an8}I'm gonna act like I did
at my own prom--
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{\an8}I'll be aloof and above it all
and judge everyone.
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You'll seem different, but not.
yeah.
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{\an8}Guys, none of us are gonna
take this that seriously--
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{\an8}I now take that back.
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♪ Prom, prom, prom-prom ♪
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{\an8}♪ Prom, prom, prom-prom ♪
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{\an8}Prom!
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Yikes.
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{\an8}Dudes. Weak.
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{\an8}How come I'm the only one
who's in the prom spirit?
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'Cause you're the only one
insane enough
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to think that we're gonna
jump aboard your crazy train.
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Ellie, I caught some of that,
and I don't think I liked it.
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You know what sucks?
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The fact that I'm the only one
that is weird enough
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and goofy enough to take this
as a chance
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{\an8}for us all to have a little fun
ourselves.
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{\an8}That's what sucks.
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O... M...
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Gigi Freakin' Fernández!
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My baby has no shot
at a normal life.
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♪ Prom-prom-prom, prom
Prom-prom-prom, prom, prom ♪
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I think it's sweet.
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The car's out front
when you're ready.
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Aah! Oh!
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Oh you're welcome.
We're so glad you came.
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Now go get crazy! It's prom!
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Whoo! Prom!
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If these kids get half as crazy
as I did at my prom...
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Tell me about it. The things
that went down at my prom...
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Please don't get pregnant!
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sometimes "I love you" is just
a trick to get your dress off!
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Laurie, you know,
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I thought I'd be the only one
getting dressed up.
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But then there you walk in,
looking amazing.
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A little slutty,
but mostly amazing.
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You, too. When I walked in
and I saw you in this dress,
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I was like, "Ah! Soul mates!"
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You know,
Since the day we met,
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I spent most
of my craziest times with you.
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Oh! Like the time we broke
all the penises off the statues?
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Or when we went bar hopping
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and we stole that scary cop's gun?
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Or when we broke into
Tom's house
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and we locked his girlfriend
in the closet?
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Wow. We sound totally insane
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when you string 'em all together.
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You ready for another crazy adventure?
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The crazier, the better!
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So, like, normally, this is the moment
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where I would pound my drink
and then smash it against the wall,
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but I'm kind of at a loss here.
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Would these help?
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Soul mates!
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Party in the bathroom stall, y'all!
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Oh! Isn't it great
that you can still get crazy
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When you're a mom?
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It's time to put
the popular girls in their place.
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Hey, catty cheerleaders,
you want some real gossip?
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Your jock boyfriends
are all in love with each other.
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Ellie, I am trying to focus on my job.
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Me, too. You think
this dumb prom's gonna mock itself?
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Prom is not dumb!
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It's a beautiful night
of magic and wonder.
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And sometimes, a poor kid's life
is destroyed forever.
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But that won't happen here.
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Oh, no! Not on my watch!
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It sounds like you're
working through some stuff.
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I'm gonna leave you to it.
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And I gotta get back
to my thang.
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Hey, bet you five bucks
that five years from now,
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that condom will still
be in your pocket.
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You get it.
He's not gonna ever use it.
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It's not that heavy.
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Do I need to make fun
of Star Wars or something
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to summon your angry nerd strength?
I'm fine.
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And anyone
who makes fun of Star Wars
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Is just revealing
their own cinematic ignorance.
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- Nerd speak.
- Whoa.
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I don't remember
having that in my storeroom.
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Yo, guys. what's going on?
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Why aren't you out at the party?
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- The thing is...
- We're in a weird situation.
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Oh.
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I get it, fellas.
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It's OK. I mean, look, you're 17.
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Life's crazy right now,
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and the one thing you can
really count on is your best friend.
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It's natural to kiss a little.
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You know, just see if it feels all right.
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Dude!
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We're not gay. We didn't kiss.
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Uh, duh!
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I did not kiss my best friend
in high school either.
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At all. Ever.
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We are always pulling back
a strange new layer on you,
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aren't we?
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This is just the greatest night!
Isn't it, Laurie?
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How long have we been
holding hands?
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Huh. Wasn't that fun?
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Why don't you go spend some time
with your friends now?
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These kids are so happy.
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They even gave me
a nickname--
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"That lady who saved prom."
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I even made
a love connection.
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I found a lonely guy
and a lonely girl,
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I put 'em together...
and now they're dancing.
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It's a weird dance.
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It's like they're trying
to smother a fire
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between their crotch.
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So what have you been doing
since I lost you?
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Gettin' crazy?
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Yeah. No, I mean, I was.
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But then I remembered
that I left my purse over here
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so I came to find it.
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That's the end of the story.
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Hey, it's early.
Let's go have some fun.
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Go without me
because I need to catch my breath
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after all the...
purse excitement.
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No way! We're a team!
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Also, you may have to rescue me
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in case anyone pulls me into
a dance circle.
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That is my biggest fear.
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Well, that and...
clowns.
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What about a dance circle
made up of clowns?
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Ooh.
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♪ Why don't you just
Come around ♪
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♪ And undo another button
On your blouse? ♪
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It's going down.
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At 11:00 sharp,
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we shank the dork.
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♪ I hate the thought of
You missing out ♪
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Who? Who said that!
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No. Oh, please, no.
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So what's going on?
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All right, so there's
this girl here tonight
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- that I really like.
- Same with me.
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Oh, that's great!
Perfect wingman situation.
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- Two bros, two babes--
- Yeah, it's the same girl.
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Oh, that is less great.
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Her name's Kim.
She's new at our school.
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I'm really into her, so I asked
Pete to go talk to her
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- and find out her situation.
- So I did.
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I went up and asked her
if she had a boyfriend,
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and she said, "I do now,"
and then she winked at me.
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- Traitor!
- I didn't mean for it to happen.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.
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No need to let a girl
get in between two best friends,
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especially when there's
an obvious answer.
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Very obvious.
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- This one goes to Pete.
- Adam.
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No, dude, that is Adam.
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Dude, that is Pete.
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Can you give us a sec?
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Live it up, football jocks!
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- It's all downhill from here.
- Oh!
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It's going down!
I just heard!
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Here, tonight!
It's going down!
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Nice dress.
Did your mom make it?
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Listen to me, damn it!
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I didn't see them,
but I heard their plan.
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"At 11:00 sharp,
we shank the dork."
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Ellie, some poor kid's
getting pantsed!
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No, this can't be happening.
Not now! Not again!
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Boo, you got your crazy face on.
A-Are you all right?
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1987, senior prom.
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I was so excited.
I had a cool tux, a hot date,
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and a plan to help
my best pal Bucky Martin
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score a dance
with the girl of his dreams.
245
00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:50,125
Bucky Martin?
Sounds like a stud.
246
00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:52,333
- He actually wasn't.
- Stop it.
247
00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:55,667
But I knew he could be,
if he--if he just believed.
248
00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:57,375
And then when I saw Cindy Lee
249
00:09:57,458 --> 00:09:59,709
standing alone at the punch bowl,
250
00:09:59,792 --> 00:10:01,000
I grabbed him by the lapels,
I said,
251
00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:03,625
"This is it. Your time.
Bucky time. Go get her."
252
00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:07,542
He looked so cool
walking over to her.
253
00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:10,000
So brave.
254
00:10:13,959 --> 00:10:17,458
She looked up,
saw him and smiled.
255
00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:22,583
They were so fast.
256
00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:24,875
Jocks always are.
257
00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:29,667
It was a half a second before
Bucky's pants hit the ground.
258
00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:31,792
He just froze...
259
00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:33,583
Standing there
260
00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:35,750
in his little white undies.
261
00:10:36,542 --> 00:10:38,333
The laughs were deafening.
262
00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:43,166
He turned to me,
his eyes pleading for help,
263
00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:45,583
trembling...
264
00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:47,125
I did nothing!
265
00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:49,208
I couldn't even get out "Bucky!"
266
00:10:49,542 --> 00:10:51,125
He turned around and ran,
267
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,834
his pants still at his ankles,
268
00:10:53,917 --> 00:10:55,458
until he was out the door.
269
00:10:56,458 --> 00:10:58,417
And I never saw him again.
270
00:10:58,500 --> 00:10:59,959
Until Monday at school,
when I saw him again.
271
00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:01,792
- Yeah.
- But he was different.
272
00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:04,000
He would never be the same.
The Bucky I knew was dead.
273
00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:06,875
And now it's happening
all over again.
274
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:08,417
Not if we stop it.
275
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,834
I was excited about my prom, too.
276
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:15,875
I had the cutest
vintage YSL jumpsuit.
277
00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:18,041
And when I got there,
278
00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:20,583
the nuns got all weird because
279
00:11:20,667 --> 00:11:23,166
my date was a 28-year-old
Wall Street banker.
280
00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:25,875
They kicked me out.
281
00:11:26,417 --> 00:11:28,166
I ended up
going to this mansion party
282
00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:31,458
that was, like, a thousand times
better all-nighter.
283
00:11:31,542 --> 00:11:34,917
But still,
I didn't get to dance at my prom.
284
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,375
I never knew.
285
00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:38,875
I'm so...
286
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:41,166
Twenty-eight? Really? He was 28?
287
00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:43,875
Come on. We have
a magical night to save.
288
00:11:43,959 --> 00:11:46,375
W-Was it your date's mansion? 28?
289
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:49,625
Chad, Kristin, lookin' good!
290
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,250
There's my lovebirds.
291
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:53,834
♪ Bubble booty ♪
292
00:11:53,917 --> 00:11:56,041
Ooh! They may need a hose!
293
00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:58,709
Hey, Jules, maybe we should
hang back.
294
00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:00,625
You know, like,
give the kids some space.
295
00:12:00,709 --> 00:12:04,041
They love us. We saved prom.
296
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,083
Also, we're super fun.
I think the kids can sense that.
297
00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:09,542
It's kinda like how dogs
can hear the loud whistles.
298
00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:12,834
♪ Put your head down ass up
You got a bubble ♪
299
00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:14,875
♪ When you shake bet the world rumble
You got a bubble ♪
300
00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:16,375
♪ Lady with the big butt
You got a bubble ♪
301
00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:20,709
Dance circle.
302
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,875
Uh, no, thanks. I'm good.
303
00:12:24,959 --> 00:12:28,000
I'm not really cut out
for a dance circle, so...
304
00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:29,500
Shake it!
Shake it! Shake it!
305
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,709
- But Jules and Laurie are!
- What? How?
306
00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:34,208
We're going in!
307
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,959
Laurie, this is why
I love you!
308
00:12:36,041 --> 00:12:37,542
I can do anything
when I'm with--
309
00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,000
Laurie?
310
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:44,417
Alone in a dance circle.
311
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,083
With no way out.
312
00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:48,375
Unless I get tough
313
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,166
and dance my way out.
314
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,792
No.
315
00:12:58,291 --> 00:12:59,625
I'm gonna die in here.
316
00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:04,625
We have to move fast.
We don't know who's behind this
317
00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:06,667
and we don't know
who their target is.
318
00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:09,000
But in a pantsing plot,
the story's always the same.
319
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:10,125
Jerks versus dorks.
320
00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:12,166
You find the losers here
and get them to safety.
321
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,083
I'll sniff out the punks
and the troublemakers.
322
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:18,000
But mark my words, by 11:00,
all dorks' pants will be standing.
323
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:19,542
God help us.
324
00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:21,208
Oh, Ellie,
325
00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:23,125
while you're out there
wading through all the jerks,
326
00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:26,000
please stay focused. You know
how you get weak around bad boys.
327
00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:28,458
Oh, please.
No one here is over 18.
328
00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:30,750
Oh, that guy looks
like he's over 18.
329
00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:33,333
I'll be careful.
330
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,375
What the hell?
331
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:37,917
You left me alone
in a dance circle.
332
00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:40,333
I was trapped in a ring
of clapping strangers
333
00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:42,542
who wouldn't let me go
unless I busted a move.
334
00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:44,417
I have no moves to bust!
335
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,291
What happened back there?
336
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:48,291
I don't even know.
337
00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:50,458
What's going on?
338
00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:53,166
Huh? You've been acting
a little strange all night.
339
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,875
You made that comment
about still gettin' crazy
340
00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:59,125
even when you're a mom.
It just got into my head.
341
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:01,458
Then we went into the bathroom
to drink,
342
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:04,959
and crazy girls in these crazy dresses
343
00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:07,458
about to pound
a giant bag of wine,
344
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,792
and I saw myself
in the mirror.
345
00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:11,417
I only saw the ceiling.
346
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,125
I was like,
glug, glug, glug.
347
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,875
Sorry. Continue.
348
00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:19,333
I have a baby at home.
349
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,834
And here I am, in this slutty dress,
350
00:14:21,917 --> 00:14:25,333
ready to party my ass off in the bathroom
of a bar, acting like...
351
00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:27,625
Like your mother did
when you were a kid?
352
00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:30,625
She was the ultimate party slut.
353
00:14:31,542 --> 00:14:33,000
And that's not coming from me.
354
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:36,959
That was an actual title
she won in Daytona.
355
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,291
You think Adam should back off?
356
00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:41,458
Duh.
Check the magic 8 ball, buddy.
357
00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:43,959
All signs point to Pete.
358
00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:46,583
- Adam liked Kim first.
- Well, too bad. Kim digs Pete.
359
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,458
That's because he stepped in
with the c-block.
360
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,500
Pete stepped in because
Adam was too much of a wussy
361
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,041
to talk to Kim himself!
362
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,041
- Ahem.
- We'll be right with you.
363
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,750
Yeah, you guys good?
Want a soda or anything?
364
00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:57,875
No? Great.
365
00:14:57,959 --> 00:14:59,583
Why am I the only one
looking out for Kim here?
366
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:02,041
She wants tall, cool Pete,
not lame, weird Adam.
367
00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:04,333
You don't know the first thing
about Adam!
368
00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:06,208
You don't know
the first thing about Pete!
369
00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:08,041
Hey, guys, do you like
role-playing games
370
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,625
and stories with dragons?
371
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:12,458
Get out of here now, please!
Run for your lives!
372
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:16,625
I'm hosting a trunk sale outside--
373
00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:18,208
cigarettes, bad lite beer,
374
00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:20,166
and urine samples so clean
you'd swear it was from the math club.
375
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,583
Parking lot, 10 minutes.
376
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:25,250
I think I'm having an asthma attack.
377
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:29,792
Leave now if you value your pants.
378
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:35,375
Just go. Go.
379
00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:40,458
Dude, the cops are coming
to...
380
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:43,208
I can't lie to you.
Let's just...
381
00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:46,166
get in your car and see
where the night takes us.
382
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:54,250
Laurie, you're nothing like your mom
383
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:55,875
and you never will be.
384
00:15:55,959 --> 00:15:57,166
Where is your baby right now?
385
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:58,458
At home with a sitter.
386
00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:00,125
Where would baby Laurie
have been
387
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,000
if her mother was
out at a bar, partying?
388
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,667
In her purse.
389
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,083
At the bar.
390
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,208
Jules, I know I'm not like her.
391
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,000
I just--
392
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:14,709
I wanna be a great mom
so bad that...
393
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:18,041
...I'm afraid I'm never gonna
be able to have fun again.
394
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:21,125
Of course you can.
Just because you have a kid
395
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,083
doesn't mean
you have to change who you are.
396
00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:25,000
All you have to do is...
397
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:26,792
- Let's go dance.
- Yeah!
398
00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:31,917
- Trust your instincts.
- Mm.
399
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:34,583
Laurie, you're a mom.
400
00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:37,208
And not just because
you have a baby.
401
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:38,667
It's because of who you are
402
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,959
and the love that you have
in your heart.
403
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,542
I've seen the way you hold him.
404
00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:46,000
And even when you go out
and you get a little crazy,
405
00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:48,166
the thing you're gonna be
most excited about
406
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,583
is to get home
and see your son.
407
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:53,583
All my mom ever wanted to do
at the end of the night
408
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:55,125
was go to an airport hotel
409
00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:57,333
and see if any hair bands
were staying there.
410
00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,417
She once took her top off
in a hot tub
411
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,709
and caused a fistfight
between Kip Winger
412
00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:03,542
and the lead singer
of Quiet Riot.
413
00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:05,208
Please don't tell me that you--
414
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:06,750
Poolside in her purse.
415
00:17:06,834 --> 00:17:09,333
If I close my eyes,
I can still hear them arguing.
416
00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:11,709
My god, she was not
a great mom.
417
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:13,208
It sounded like she had
great boobs, though.
418
00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:14,834
She did. Mm.
419
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:16,792
But you're right, Jules.
420
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:20,709
The end of tonight, the thing
that I am most looking forward to
421
00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:23,083
is getting home
and being with my baby.
422
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:24,625
I know.
423
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,333
- Come here.
- Oh.
424
00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:29,083
Jules...
425
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,959
is this hug
a display of affection
426
00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:33,417
or are you just drinking wine?
427
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:36,083
'Splay of 'fection.
428
00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,333
Adam is not lame.
429
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:41,166
He may not be tall
and good-looking like Pete...
430
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,250
Mm-hmm. You got that right.
431
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:43,959
...but he's deep, interesting,
and he's tired
432
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:46,208
of cool guy idiots acting like
he's inferior.
433
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:48,208
If Adam had a fair shot,
Kim would've seen his substance
434
00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:49,500
and known he's the better guy.
435
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:52,834
Oh, so Pete isn't smart and has
no substance because he's cool?
436
00:17:52,917 --> 00:17:55,417
- Well said. I agree.
- That is so unfair!
437
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,917
Cool guys can be deep, too.
You know, you cut them, they bleed.
438
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,667
And if you call them dumb, they hurt.
439
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,750
But then they put on a tank top,
and everything's OK, so...
440
00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:04,333
Uncool guys do not have
a monopoly over feelings.
441
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,125
- Hey, where you guys going?
- Out to the party.
442
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,250
We settled the Kim thing
on our own. We're good.
443
00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:11,291
Also, this got weird when
it became about the two of you.
444
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,250
Later.
445
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,834
About us?
446
00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:16,834
- What are they talking about?
- No idea. They're weird.
447
00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:19,166
Totally. Totally.
448
00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:25,375
It's actually
a nice little party.
449
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:27,375
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
It's pretty nice.
450
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,041
Listen, Trav,
451
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:33,000
I know we give each other
a hard time,
452
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,917
but truth is,
453
00:18:35,709 --> 00:18:37,333
I don't really think you're a nerd.
454
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:41,875
Well, thanks. Hey, and even though
I may imply it or flat-out say it,
455
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:43,792
I don't think you're
shallow or dumb.
456
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,417
Thanks.
457
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,959
You totally think I'm a nerd.
458
00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:48,709
Huge nerd. Huge.
459
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,709
And you totally think
I'm shallow and dumb, huh?
460
00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,166
So dumb.
461
00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:54,458
But, uh, you're all right.
462
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,709
Nerd.
463
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,208
What's that about?
464
00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:03,000
No idea.
465
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:07,208
That's weird
but... kinda sweet.
466
00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:10,166
No, it isn't. It's just weird.
467
00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:12,208
Check it out.
Three cute girls
468
00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:14,959
and our boy Adam
thinking about making a move.
469
00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:20,458
♪ Reasons ♪
470
00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:22,834
♪ Oh, my fever to the form ♪
471
00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:24,500
How's it going?
472
00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:41,375
♪ Oh, fever to the form ♪
473
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:43,417
Uhh! Uhh!
474
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,667
♪ Singing "give me more" ♪
475
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:59,083
♪ 'Cause you were never empty ♪
476
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:01,667
♪ And we've been here before ♪
477
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,083
Andy's fun.
478
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:05,875
Yeah. I love
those boxer shorts, too.
479
00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:07,083
Mm-hmm.
480
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,834
Quite a night.
481
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:19,125
I didn't--I didn't know
I had it in me.
482
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:22,583
But when duty called,
I found the strength to be a hero.
483
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:25,625
I only hope one day,
484
00:20:25,709 --> 00:20:27,583
{\an8}both of you get a chance
to know how that feels.
485
00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:30,291
{\an8}Actually, I was a lifeguard
one summer in high school,
486
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:32,083
{\an8}and I saved, like,
15 people from drowning.
487
00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:33,500
{\an8}Well, I'm a brain surgeon,
488
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,834
{\an8}so I've saved two or three...
hundred lives.
489
00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:38,291
{\an8}Oh, those--those--
Those are good stories, too.
490
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,333
{\an8}Oh, yeah,
but how did you stop
491
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:42,291
{\an8}that guy's pants
from being pulled down?
492
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,625
{\an8}How did you pull that off?
493
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,917
{\an8}I didn't know I had it in me,
but when duty called,
494
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,834
{\an8}I-I found the strength
to be a hero.
495
00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,333
{\an8}It was all adrenaline.
496
00:20:49,417 --> 00:20:51,542
{\an8}Or, like, reptilian stuff
going on in there.
497
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,083
{\an8}It was really cool.
You weren't scared?
498
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:56,417
{\an8}No, well... not so much scared
as--as, uh, terrified.
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