Original subtitles

Brother, you've seen many doctors

... why are you still sick?

You're getting worse

I think you should...

Don't worry

I know how to take care of my own affairs if I die

I wasn't referring to that

I meant your estate

Someone ought to look after that

You have long set your eyes on my estate

Of the three of us

elder brother has long gone;,

You might follow him soon

Reckon you should leave your estate to me

... so I can help you manage it

Damn you, though I have no wife or child...

I'll not leave my estate

... to a spendthrift like you

What...

Godpa, he's dying soon

And once dead, it'll all be yours

Who else can get?

You're right

You better rest soon

Master, don't lose your temper

Dai Nan, since your father passed away...

I've treated you as one of my own

I know

I now have two favours to ask of you

Master, please go ahead

You've been very kind to me, I'll do what you ask

Firstly

After I'm dead...

bring my will and,

titles of my property ownership out of town

Take it to my brother's fourth child Yu Jing Chuen

Yu Jing Chuen

Secondly, I want you to become my second wife

Master, l...

Don't worry, I'll be dead soon

However, officially as my wife...

even with me dead

my brother won't be able to snatch my assets

In any event you'll be his auntie

Good

Go to Guang zhou once you have the opportunity

What should I do when I get there?

Hold on to this piece of ancient jade

Jing Chuen will recognize you

Master

You've practiced the Hung and Cai fist styles

... as well as the Liu, Monkey

and even the Sau Fa fighting styles

I think that's enough

Not yet

Master, it's time

Time for what?

Time to meet the boat

To welcome auntie

Are you going like that?

Quickly, hand me some clothes

Hand me some clothes

Remember the letter sent by auntie

I know

Let me remind you

Your auntie doesn't recognize you

... and you don't know her

The letter says she'll wear on her chest...

the piece of ancient jade given by your uncle

Then you'll...

Stop being so long-winded

Just hand me auntie's letter

Brother, how many boats are coming today?

Only one

Is it Shun Li's boat?

No

So that means she hasn't arrived yet

There it is

Brother, is it Shun Li's boat?

Yes

Careful, watch it there

I have never been to receive someone from a boat

It's also the first time auntie travels away from home

No wonder

Young Master, Young Master is back

Auntie

Why are you shouting?

What are you looking at?

You old man, haven't you seen a woman before?

Sorry, I mistook you for someone else

Hey, are you looking for anyone?

Mind your own business

Old man, I'm waiting for someone too

Looking for your grandpa?

My grandpa is dead

So it must be your husband

My husband is dead too

Losing husband at this young an age;,

You must be a bad omen

You...

Miss, please don't be cross

I'm just joking

Who are you waiting for?

My nephew

Your nephew?

I'm waiting for my auntie

Your auntie?

Yes

My auntie is supposed to come on this boat

I wonder why she's not here

A her age

she couldn't have gone far

She said she'll be wearing a piece of jade

So troublesome!

Hey, is it this one?

Yes, this is it

Miss, where did you pick it up?

Pick it up? My late husband gave it to me

Your late husband?

Yu Yan Sang

Then you are...

What?

Then you are my auntie

Nonsense

No, I've got proof

I'm Yu Jing Chuen

Then I'm your auntie Jing Dai Nan

Jing Chuen

Yes

Do you know why your uncle...

asked me to come to see you?

Because of the deed and property ownership

Auntie, let's go home and talk later

Alright

Let's get a ride

Brother, we're going to Jing Yuen Lane

For two?

No, for my auntie only

No need

Be careful

I can see that

What?

You don't have to take me by the arm

Auntie, this ride could be dangerous sometime

Are you afraid that I'll fall down?

Yes

Don't worry

Auntie, better be careful

Let me help you

No need

Come...

Old man, you want to take advantage of her?

Are you still up to it?

Hey, she is young enough to be your grand-daughter

How come they are so rude?

These people are rascals

Never mind them, let's go

Go

Alright

Wait

What is it?...

Old man

Who are you calling rascals?

Don't get me wrong

She happens to be my...

Your mom?

She's my auntie

You said this young lady is your auntie

Do you take us for fools?

What's so funny?

Jing Chuen, don't meddle with these scums

Let's go

Bitch, you dare to quarrel with me?

I say you're a lousy bastard

Auntie

Gotta teach them a lesson

Right

You're good

You skunk, you want to take people's advantage

... you should be beaten up

Auntie, never mind them

Don't take them seriously

Auntie, your kung fu is really good

Look, they know they are wrong

Get on the vehicle, let's go

Remember...

don't ever try to bully senior folk

Listen more to the elders. Now scram

Let's go

Alright

Please

This is the study

Antiques, calligraphy;, everything from our ancestors

... I have kept them well

This way please

This is the altar of our ancestors

I pay respects to it everyday

Auntie, please go to the living room

Please

Ah Choi

Master

Ah Choi is a bit deaf

Master

You must have missed your auntie's boat

I did remind you earlier

that you've practised past the time, you should go

This is auntie

Who's this young lady?

-Auntie -Oh

Auntie

Your auntie

Auntie, please be seated

and accept my greetings

Auntie, have some tea

Auntie, have a smoke

Jing Chuen, I've been married to your Uncle for long;

Yet I haven't had a chance to meet you

Yes

Do you know...

why I've come here from home;

I mean, in such a hurry?

Is it because there's problem with the inheritance

... uncle left for you?

No

Your uncle did not leave his estate to me

He left it for you

For me?

Right. It's been stated in his will...

that I've to deliver in person to the

fourth son of his elder brother Yu Yan Chi

Uncle really loved me

It should be for you

My father and I enjoyed much kindness from your uncle

I married your uncle to repay his kindness

... not for the inheritance

That should be given to third uncle instead

Third uncle will come and snatch it away anyway

Your third uncle does evil deeds

... and oppresses the village folks

Why would your second uncle bequeath anything to him?

Third uncle is still up to his old ways

... bullying people with his kung fu

That's why second uncle said;

his assets cannot be bequeathed to him

as they would only make him more degenerate

Jing Chuen, your second uncle left his assets for you

as he was confident you would manage them well

You are morally upright

... and can take care of me

Yes, but auntie

I lead an easy life in the city

and you're so young

I'd rather that the inheritance be left to you

No I can't go against my late husband's will...

you should have the assets

You should have them

You should have them...

I insist you should

This is not appropriate

Jing Chuen

Yes

Who am l?

You're my second auntie

Now that I've brought all the assets from the village

... they shouldn't be kept with me

I don't care whether you want them or not;

they're safer with you

All right

Ah Choi

Is auntie's room ready?

Is that the room?

Yes

It's been cleaned

Auntie, there are two rooms here

You can take mine

The air is better here

How about you?

I'll sleep in Ah Tao's room

Ah Tao?

He is my son

Oh, my grand nephew!

Why don't I see him?

He is studying English in Hong Kong and...

is on summer holiday now. He may arrive these few days

If he can study Chinese...

why take so much trouble to study English?

Youngsters these days talk of being civilized

... they want to be free and trendy

Therefore they study in Hong Kong

Auntie, go to your room

Do rest well, auntie

I've to take care of some business, don't disturb her

Huh?

I'm going out

Yes, Master

Good, good

Godpa, don't be soft

we've been fooled by that bitch

Should we let her go?

She can't go far

She must have gone to Guang Chau

Guang Chau?

That's right

She should be looking up my Brother's son

Jing Chuen

What should we do?

Ah Tak

Take a few men to Guang Chau...

Get her back

No

Jing Chuen's kung fu

... will defeat you all

So what should be done?

I want you to develop a plan...

to steal the will and the deed

The bitch will have to face me then

What do you want with her?

My name's not on the will

I want her signature...

to endorse that the inheritance is mine

Then your godpa...

can officially claim the inheritance

Come down

Charlie, your home no good

Yes, my home is like this

I have a daddy

and a servant with an ear no good

We can play as we like...

such as football, basketball

See my daddy

Okay

Friend, sit down, please

Yeah

This is my grandfather, ancestors

My dad offers a joss stick every day, he's very pious

... treats him like God

There're two bedrooms inside

This is my father, this is me

Come on...

My father doesn't know

I've come back one day earlier

He's still asleep

Let me go in and surprise him

Good

Daddy

-You... -You...

What are you doing here?

This bed belongs to my father

You want to throw a temper

Why?

Damn kid, scram

Charlie, what happened?

My father has changed

Changed to what?

A girl

Oh? You must be joking

It's true, I'm not fooling you

You sex maniacs, what do you want?

Beautiful...

What are you saying? Be gone

You don't know me?

I'm the future master of this house

Future master?

What's your name then?

Oh

My name is Charlie Yu

What, a stinking carp (same sound)?

No, my surname is Yu, Charlie

Charlie Yu in English

Charlie Yu?

What a strange name

Would that not make you my grand nephew?

Of course I am not your grand nephew

I am asking who are you?

She doesn't know English, I'm asking who are you

I am the owner of this house

Yu Jing Chuen's auntie Ching Dai Nan

Ching Dai Nan, what a weird name

Hold on, you said you're the Yu Jing Chuen 2nd Aunt

Then she would be my grandfather's...

Your Grand Auntie

Look, too young

What does it mean?

I said you are too young

You should be

Your daddy's darling

My daddy's darling

Sorry, they are wrong

You should not be Yu Jing Chuen's lover

You should be his son's sweetheart instead

That's right

You dare to persist with this?

Don't move

Stop, we gentlemen...

do not fight with women

Do you really want to fight?

If so, take a good look at my power first

See this?

Petty skill

Please

Very good

That's nothing

That's to say if we don't fight

... we won't know who will win

What?

I said if we don't fight we wouldn't know who'd win

Come and get it

Alright

This is boxing, you know

This is Chinese Kung fu, Northern style

This is Southern style

Come on...

Come on

Come on...

Give it to me

What are you doing?

What have you done to my antiques?

Stop it

Ah Tao

Daddy

Ah Tao?

I love you

I've come back one day earlier

and saw that woman

... in your bed

She is...

That's her, I asked her what she was doing

... and she hit me

just like a tiger woman

Tiger what?

A tigress

Oh, Ah Tao

she is your second...

so he is your son Yu Tao

Is he?

Yes, second auntie

He is your grand nephew

Oh?

Say hello to Grand Auntie

My grandmother

Come on

Daddy

But how come she's so young?

When I was studying in Hong Kong

... did you have a mistress?

You want to buy clothes?

A mistress

You little bastard

You dare to return from Hong Kong with some scumbags

Oh, my ancestor's altar

My antiques and calligraphy, you...

Is not my fault, it's her

As a senior of the Yu family...

how would I dare to damage our family's altar

... and our antique calligraphy?

You're right

You little bastard, I'll kill you

2nd aunt, I already taught him a lesson on your behalf

No way

-You... -Wait

Quickly, plead for mercy

No

Family discipline

Family discipline?

To be punished by family discipline

Daddy, it's time for a meal?

You still want to eat? You should be beaten up

Any descendant of the Yu family...

who messes with the ancestor's altar

should be flogged 1 5 times

Wow, is this book correct?

Also

Whoever damages articles from ancestors

... should also be flogged 1 5 times

That's a total of thirty lashes

Not only that, whoever insults seniors must...

apologize. He's to kneel & bow in front of the senior

... and be given 20 lashes

I shall die, I'll be beaten to death

Ancestor god, you'll have no posterity, Amen

Second auntie, please reduce the punishment

How?

Could it be...

Twenty per cent

What?

That is 80%%% of it...

Reduce twenty per cent

Alright

Good

Good yourself

Considering your 1 st offence, you'll have 40 lashes

Don't let her know

What are you saying?

Bastard, he asked me to use less force

I will beat you with full force

That's enough... You'll kill him

Master, please stop...

34, 35, 36

37, 38, 39, 40

This one is on the house

Second Auntie, he has received 41 floggings

What else?

Kneel down 3 times and bow 9 times, isn't it?

1, 2, 3

4, 5, 6

7, 8, 9

You'll respect elders from now on, do you understand?

Get up, get up

Ah Tao, get up quickly

Get up quickly

Ah Tao, why don't you get up?

He passed out

Ah Tao

Ah Tao

Second Auntie, he passed out

Never mind

Rub him with some medicated oil

Alright

Ah Choi, help Young Master to the room

Help him up

Lucky that Jesus has saved me

That bumpkin went for it

Ah Choi

The bumpkin hasn't slept yet

Ah Choi, Ah Choi

Ah Choi

Grand Auntie, what's the matter?

Didn't you hear Young Master shouting in pain?

I asked if you heard Young Master shouting in pain

Is that right?

That's bad, beat him up like this

Ah Choi, did you rub him with medicated oil?

Yes, but he didn't want it

No? Why not?

He said he didn't deserve to be beaten up like this

Serves him right

What did you say?

I said serves him right

Fuck

Ah Tao, what's the matter with you?

This picture should be hung up straight

Why did you hang it up sideways

Daddy, you don't know

I'll tell you

Foreign people in Hong Kong hang these pictures

... and whatever way they like

They're creative and the pictures look good

What good see? What thinking?

Looks good and has creativity

You can look at it this way

Take it down... Bring it down

This picture not available now

Go away...

Hold it, be careful

Look, this is the way it should be hung

Take it over here

How's that? Alright?

No balance

What do you mean

Unbalanced

Hey wait...

Be careful, be careful of my calligraphy

Okay, alright

Alright?

Is that alright?

Down...

What?

A bit lower, lower

Stop. Good fit

What good fit?

That is to say alright

Be careful

This calligraphy is your great grandpa's legacy

Very old, very very old

Daddy, I'll help you put it up

Ah Tao, be careful

Very beautiful

This picture should be hung up in the dinning room

Come on

Hang it up here, this way

Ah Tao

Where do you want to hang it?

Better put it up here, I'll get the ladder

Daddy, step back

Alright...

I'll help you put it up

It's the English style of putting it up

This is American style

This is ltalian style

This is French style

If it's like this we can't see anything

No, when the wind blows

It adds a touch of mystery

What is mystery?

It means intriguing

I don't like any of these style

I like Chinese style

Alright then, you put it up yourself

Come down

Hold it

Daddy, be careful, don't climb so high

I know, just watch out for me

Ah Tao, have I hung it straight?

Is it straight?

Higher

Will this do?

OK?

Higher

Is this OK?

Higher

Still higher?

Is it straight?

Higher, higher still

higher still

Ah Tao, is this OK?

Ah Tao

Higher...

It's now on the roof

Daddy, you can see it clearly now

One'd have to kneel to see it

Yes, lower

Down, down

Down, further down

Good

Will this do?

Lower

Lower?

Lower

All right now, Ah Tao?

Lower

Still lower?

Lower

I can't go any lower

Lower

All right?

Lower

Ah Tao?

This...Iower...

What are you doing?

Daddy...

Hong Kong people hanging a picture...

What are you saying?

No, it should rather be hanging calligraphy

Should look at it this way, that way

... to see clearly

See what clearly?

I have not watched you

Watched me?

Just now you were...

I was watching daddy hang up the calligraphy

Auntie

We were quite noisy just now;

Did we disturb you?

No

Jing Chuen

The material you bought me is too flashy

As a senior...

how can I wear this?

I'll exchange it for something a little more dull

No need, I'll buy some myself

Are you going out by yourself?

Yes

That could be dangerous with so many bad people around

What's to fear? She can fight

Rubbish

I'll be careful

Ah Tao, keep her company

Keep her company?

What's wrong with that?

Yes, I can

Right, follow me

Daddy, she...

Ah Tao, take care of grand auntie

This is the main road of the western district

One can buy many various items here

Thank you, please stop

Ah Tao, what is this?

Motor Car

Mo De Ke? (pronouncing motor car)

It is a vehicle

Vehicle?

What's a vehicle?

This uses manual power, right

Yes

This uses an engine

Uses an engine

Let's get off

OK

Here's the fare

Thank you

Ah Tao, this is really very interesting

We don't have anything like this in the village

Of course not, this car is already considered old

In Hong Kong there are Rolls Royces

You mean 'mousy' are better

You wouldn't understand

Shops on this street specialize in selling clothes

Look, that sign is so brightly red

Look, it sparkles too

Oh, colour lamp

What?

Neon lamp

It's so beautiful

Mrs Wong

In Hong Kong...

The quality is best

Let me prove it to you

So beautiful

Yes, isn't it?

Let me try too

Don't fight for it, everyone has a share

I'll show it to you

Grand auntie...

You go and do your shopping there

I'll wait in the car

All right

So fragrant

Boss, how much for this?

5 dollars

That's expensive

Not really

It's beautiful

What a bumpkin!

What did you say?

I said the way you look...

and the clothes you wear are outdated

All the ladies in the city...

these days wear fashionable dresses

Nobody wears that sort of shabby garments anymore

That's right

Her hairstyle is so outdated

What a lousy dresser!

Standing beside her...

will degrade ourselves

Isn't that so true

Look at this pair of beautiful earrings

Look, so beautiful

What's with you?

This is my first time wearing high-heels

Lady, is this the first time you wear a long gown?

Yes

First time you wear high heels?

Yes

No wonder you can't walk

One's got to learn to walk in high heels

What? Learn to walk?

I'll teach you

Let go, this is indecorous

Let me teach you

My apple

Cloth for sale

Crazy, man

This is a difficult lady

Yes, and beautiful too

Who else dares to come over?

So what?

Higher...higher...

Come, come...

Lady, be careful

You've taken undue advantage

Ah Tao, you...

Grand auntie?

Yes, it's me

Very sexy...

She's my grand auntie

Grand auntie?

Hey, kid, want to steal our girl?

Yes

See, no fight

What?

Not my match

The police are here

Police?

Stay calm

What's the matter?

They're fighting back there

What?

Fighting

Fighting

Who's fighting?

They're involved too

Those two as well

Don't run...

Jing Chuen

Jing Chuen, don't you recognize me?

You are...

I'm your auntie

Oh?

Auntie

Why are you dressed like this?

Auntie

Whyever did ya buy such clothes?

Your head...

I...

Ah Tao?

He...

Ah Tao...

I'm here

Ah Tao, why did you buy such clothes

... for your grand auntie?

Daddy, I didn't buy it

I lost her along the way;

And when I found her again...

she's already like this

But this is going too far

Look, her stockings are torn, and she has no shoes

Look at her head

What in fact happened?

Daddy, you don't know

In these clothes she looked

... very very sexy

What do you mean?

Sexy. People were harassing her

Luckily I drove them all away

Bullshit, you drove them away?

If not me, who else?

Me

It was me, me

It was me

Stop, you little bastard

You dare to talk back!

I'll kill you

Auntie

Please go and change first

I'll teach him a lesson

Go back to your room first

Oh, Ah Tao

Daddy

You have to be reasonable sometimes

Who's unreasonable?

Ah Tao, as a member of the Yu family

... when you go out with an elder,

you ought to take care & be responsible

But instead you have let it come to this!

how can you answer to your late uncle?

-Daddy -Ah Tao

Enough said

If you are disobedient again...

I'll not allow you to study in Hong Kong

Shut up, stop it

I told you

Don't think just because you're an elder,

you can have my daddy serve you

You should say good morning

... and greet him good night

In fact we are more or less the same age

What should young people do?

Fight for freedom

You're right

You'll take up the load

You bastard

Stop

My daddy used to be very liberal with us

... until she came

Now everything's back to the feudal system

I mean, back to family punishment

... and orthodox etiquette

If you've done wrong, Daddy would say alright

But now even though I do the right thing,

... all that Daddy mutters is 'no good'

What's more, even threatens to stop my studies

You bumpkin

causing so much trouble here, I'll beat you...

Charlie

What's up?

Because his grand auntie has caused him trouble...

so he is using the straw to let off steam

Really?

Charlie, don't be crazy

Charlie, take it easy

Charlie you won't solve problems this way

Yeah

James, Robert

How else otherwise can I vent my anger?

Where? How?

Charlie I have a good idea

We've come to see you because we wanna...

give a party for our classmates studying in Hong Kong

Party?

Yes, because we're going on summer holiday

... and going back to Guangchau

We naturally lose contact, as we live so far away

Hence we must organise a party

... for all of us together

I mean, to keep in touch

Okay

Charlie

Ask your young grandmother to come along

Grand auntie?

Right

How would she know how to dance?

Precisely... because she doesn't know how to dance

Isn't she always causing you trouble?

Well, yes

Right, let me take care of it

There'd be a masquerade ball. She'll be embarrassed

Ah Tao

Hi, grandmother

Call me Charlie

Damn you

You little brats...

what are you doing here?

Wearing such weird clothes!

Charlie

You don't know grandmother

This is my band

What, you are sick?

No

Music

Rose, rose with such slender stem

Rose, rose with such prickly stem

You have been hurt

Rose, rose I love you

Heart's promises, new love

Ah Tao

The holy light lights up the earth

What are you doing?

Heart's promises, new love

The holy light lights up the earth

Ah Tao, what are you doing?

Stop, what are you doing?

This is...

Dancing

Yes

What?

What is all this nonsense?

No nonsense, this is dancing

You call this dancing?

Is this not dancing?

No

The moon lights up the ground

On new year's eve...

That's what I call dancing

This is all outdated

You need rhythm to be 'in'

Rose, rose you are so harsh

Rose, rose your thorns are sharp

What are you doing?

Oh, that's ruining intertwined stems of two flowers!

Rose, rose I love you

Would you like to learn?

Yes...

I won't

James

Second way

Grand auntie

Charlie, your grand auntie is old

She can't dance like us youngsters

Right

She looks like an old woman

Right?

Yes...

Doesn't look like a young person at all

Right

Am I older than you are?

Not much, we're almost of the same age

Right

You said I look like an old lady

I'm just more senior than you in terms of relation

That's why I'm saying...

that while you're as young as us

Yet you're not as civilized and

... trendy as we are

Weird dance!

You call this civilized, being trendy?

That's correct

A least you haven't seen this before

Can you dance?

Who says I can't? It's just that I don't want to

You dare not?

I don't dare to? What am I afraid of?

Right, grand auntie isn't afraid of anything

Let her try

She doesn't dare to dance

You tell her

It's no use

Let her try

She doesn't dare to

What?

No use

How will she ever join our party?

What party?

A masquerade

What masquerade?

You'll have to put on masks

Put on make-up too

Right

Is it something like...

Not like this

You have to dress like a foreign lady

Juliet

Oh, Romeo, I love you

What?

Men will dress like Robin Hood

Some girls will dress like Carmen

Don't worry, the dress you're going to put on

... has been brought from Hong Kong

They've got all sizes

What?

All sizes

Ah Tao, I um...

You're afraid that Daddy will be angry

He won't be angry with me

Right

Don't ever say that grand auntie is an old lady

She has promised to come to the party

Ah Tao

I'd better...

I know you won't come

I've decided to go tomorrow night

Okay...

Ah Tao

Are you changing your mind?

Don't tell your Daddy

Young Master

Okay...

Alright

Yu Tao is dating that girl to the party

Party?

Does his Dad know?

His Dad doesn't know about it

That is to say they're slipping out

I've got an idea

Mister, the vehicle...

come and buy it later

Alright

Please

I can't dance

I can't

Hey, you

Put me down

Put me down

I am dizzy

What are you doing?

Put me down

Wait

We have to return to the original place

Let's break up this party

Wait for the police

then send his dad to the police station

No, I'm passing out

No...

You... Ah Tao...

Good dancing, you dance well

Three musketeers

What?

Three musketeers

This is musketeer Tong Wong

They are all praising you

Miss Dalina

What did you say?

I've given you an English Name

English Name?

Yes, good dancer

He wants to dance with you

Please

Is it just dancing?

Yes

I won't dance

You three?

We are the new three musketeers

I know, new three musketeers

Robin Hood

Robin Hood

How come there are new and old musketeers?

They came here first, that's why they are old

And they've just arrived, that's why they are new

Is that right?

Yes

Romeo

Oh, Romeo, where's Juliet?

I'm not Juliet, I am...

I'm Looking for you

I won't dance

Music

What are you doing?

Why are you holding me so tight?

What are you doing?... Release me...

How come you've torn your dress?

The three of them...

Romeo, behave yourself

She's my grand auntie

I know

Ah Tao, why is he hitting me?

No, grandmother

Hey, friends, I've asked you to amuse her a bit

... why did you hit her?

Crazy, crazy, all crazy

Don't be afraid, Charlie

When we party in Hong Kong...

there's always fighting, you know?

They are going to fight, come on...

Hey, Charlie, not our friend

Yes

Who are you?

Where the hell are you guys from?

Which school are you from?

University of the society

... majoring in robbing, fighting, killing

Don't move

We have competitors

Yeah

Don't move, back off

You can't fight him

Let me take care of

... this little guy

One by one

Can she do it?

Yes...

What did you say?

Nothing. Doesn't fighting him unarmed...

put you at a gross disadvantage?

Not really

No, I use sword too

Western sword?

Chinese sword

Props department, Chinese sword

Hold it

Lady power, very fierce

Come on...go men

This is called the Lazy Shave

Want to fight with me?

Beat him up...

Ah Tao, how can you fight others...

with such a short knife?

Hold it

No, don't ruin my image

Robin Hood used this kind of knife

What's wrong?

Cover me, shoot the arrow

Bingo

I kill him

Young Master

Robin Hood, how come your archery skill is so bad?

Water skin

Bad

Kill

Kill

How're you doing?

I'm finished

Grand auntie

Don't move

Grand auntie

Grand auntie, it's me, Robin Hood

It's you

How're you doing? Are you alright?

The police are here

Go

The police are here, run

Don't move

Police, what's wrong?

What's going on?

Don't move

Take all these weird guys to the living room

... for questioning

Alright

Ah Tao, what's wrong?

Shall we go?

Yes

Let's go

Stand straight

Sir, please proceed

I'm the Regional Detective...

He is deputy only. I'm the Regional Detective

I've heard that you're...

having a...

Party

You're just using having a party

... as a cover up

for selling opium

Correct?

No

What did they say?

No

No? Still not admitting?

We're good students. Why'd we take drugs?

They are good people

All criminals are like this

You're right. Lock them all up

We don't have such a big cell

What're we going to do?

Then just get two as reported

Yu...

Yu Tao, Jing Dai Nan, which one are you?

Which one are you? Come out quickly

I am

I am

There's an informant saying that...

you're disguised as a foreigner and selling opium here

No, impossible

Impossible

She's in it too

You too

I am not

Take them away

Stop shouting...

Take the two away

Finished?

You're looking for Master?

Yes, when is he coming back?

What's the matter?

Master's back

Good timing

Master, Ah Tao's been arrested by the police

Yes

Ah Tao's been arrested by the police?

Was he fighting with others?

You guys are causing trouble all the time

Which police station?

Western District

Ah Choi, give this to Auntie

She's got caught too

What, Auntie too...

What's going on?

What's the matter?

Why are you catching the wrong people?

Not my fault, talk to the Detective

Stop shouting...

Who else are reporting cases?

Where's Yu Tao, please?

Inside

Mr. Policeman...

Where's my Auntie and my son?

That way

Auntie, Yu Tao

We are innocent

What have you done?

They aren't

Isn't that auntie and my son?

What are they guilty of?

They...

What have they done?

Fighting

Fighting

They've been fighting

That way for fighting

Uncle, they said Charlie sold opium

Damn nonsense

Why did you say he sold opium?

Which two?

My Auntie and my son

What are their names?

Jing Dai Nan, Yu Tao

You are related to drug dealers

Don't talk nonsense

I am a proper business man

What's the matter? What's your name?

My name is Yu Jing Chuen

So you are the family of a drug dealer

What did you say? Family of a drug dealer

Did he get things right?

Did he get things right?

How come these policemen are so stupid

They obviously are two foreigners...

and they still say that they are my family

Would you believe it?

Are you sure you got it right?

We were having a masquerade, and it was fun

Everyone disguised himself as a foreigner

The two of them disguised themselves like this

Yes

Daddy

Jing Chuen

Oh, Auntie, Ah Tao?

That's us

Ah Tao, you bastard

and your friends too

Playing such a joke on her

... getting her into such trouble!

Detective, they are students from Hong Kong

... they wouldn't sell opium

Right

There was an informant

I ask you where is the witness?

No witness

Evidence?

No evidence

Nonsense

Right, detective

No witness, no evidence

You can't detain people like this

You can't detain people like this...

Why not?

You can't detain people without any proof of crime

Does it mean that they have to be released?

Release them first

Alright, as Assistant Detective pleads for you

... I'll let you go for the time being

Alright, that's the deal, I'll be going

Bye

Ah Tao, let's go

Uncle, you're great

Let's go home

You scumbag

You're...

-Ah Choi -Don't move

You're punished to stand on the ladder

What's that?

This ladder is used for...

punishing naughty kids

He can come down himself

No, he can't

Ah Tao, hold this

Uncle Choi, good show

What are you talking about?

Not a bad performance

Let him go

The deeds

What?

Those deeds

Master, look

What's the matter?

Auntie

Nothing has been taken;

except Uncle's deed is missing!

Never mind

If nothing else is lost then it's OK

Ah Tao, do you know to whom the deeds belong?

To second Uncle

Yes, they were his when he was alive

Now they are your dad's

Daddy

Are you second grand uncle's beneficiary?

Yes, your 2nd grand uncle didn't want his inheritance

... to be given to your 3rd grand uncle

Third grand uncle?

Just now when you were having a party

... were people fighting?

Then someone asked me to go to the police station

This is a trap

Jing Chuen, it's them

We'll report to the police immediately

It's too late

They've gone back to their hometown already

Then we'll go back immediately

...and get everyone to look for them

It's no use

Your grand uncle has got great power in the hometown

Moreover the deeds and the will...

have all been stolen by them

Then we have no evidence?

Then we'll go back and grab it back

Right, that's the only way

Jing Chuen, let's start off immediately

Auntie, third uncle has many men in the hometown

I'm afraid that just the three of us...

Don't be afraid

We've got uncle, second uncle, third uncle

... a total of six people

I suppose we can win

That's enough, let's go

Daddy

I'll look for uncle, second uncle, third uncle

Damn

I've forgotten that among the six of us

... only you and I know kung fu

Your daddy doesn't know kung fu

Why not?

My daddy's brother are very good in kung fu

You know, when...

I was young

I used to practise kung fu

but now...

I'm too old for it

Yes

That's not a problem, you've got the foundation

Practise a bit, and you can be up to it

Good morning, boss

See if this works

Work hard

I'm going to have some breakfast

Hurry

Uncle, how are you?

Ah Tao, you're back?

Yes, on holiday

Uncle, I've brought a lady to see you

A lady?

Yes

Here she is

This lady is almost the same height as you

Yes

Brother

Very beautiful

When are you two going to get married?

Brother, this is the second wife of second uncle

Second Auntie

Second Auntie

Second Auntie

Jing Fook, I've come all the way to see you...

Are you bullied by someone?

Tell me and I'll teach him a lesson

Uncle, you...

You think that my kung fu is no good anymore?

Come, let's try and see

No, her inheritance has been robbed

Oh, robbed?

Auntie, who robbed your inheritance?

Tell me

Third uncle

I should have known

He's no good

Who else if not him

Auntie, don't be afraid

We brothers will go find him and settle it all

Greetings, auntie

Greetings, auntie

-Brother -brother

Brother

Auntie, this way please

Uncle two

Auntie

This is a map from my late husband

You've all been there

Yes

We used to ride and steal laichee there as children

... and got reprimanded by uncle many a time

You were involved too

You were also...

Stop quarrelling

Now it's quite different

From here, you go past a bridge...

through this vegetable garden to the front gate

Isn't it just like old times?

Now, it's a little bit different

A lot of traps all around...

have been set up in the vicinity

Traps?

If we attempt getting in...

we will easily be trapped

So your first lesson

... is to learn how to run

Why?

Among the six of us, two...

will have to be responsible for sabotaging those traps

The remaining four,

as in the old days when you were little...

will stand on others' shoulders while picking lychees

When you have climbed over the wall...

you may find that there are a lot of people inside

God forbid if you are seen

... there will surely be a big fight

Never mind, the more

... the merrier

What did you say?

The more people, the quicker we'll fight

Ah Tao, you and I are young

Of course we can fight with them;

But they are old, and may be weaker

So what are we going to do?

2nd step is to build your strength and perseverance

During the fight...

third uncle and his godson will surely come out

If we fail to negotiate...

a fight will surely ensue

Let me do it...

You don't have to fight

Let me fight with them

Alright, we'll start our training immediately

Wait, no hurry

Let's start tomorrow morning

Run quicker

Quicker...

A bit faster

Do it together with me

Good

Hold your left leg, hold your right leg

Hold your left leg, hold your right leg

Kick

Jump and lie prone facing down... once again

Turn around

Brother, are you alright?

Alright

Second brother, how about you?

Of course I'm alright

Third brother, how about you?

Daddy, how about you?

Of course I'm alright

Keep running

Grand auntie, can we take a rest?

No

You can't do that

Grand auntie, they can't take it

Why are you so lazy?

We haven't, big uncle is learning Pile Up the Monks

Alright, keep doing it

Ah Tao, watch your mouth

What's there to be afraid of?

We used to play together as kids

But you used to be one down

Can you still do it?

Still do it?

Come let's do Pile up the Monks

Jing Fok

Yes

You are strong

Of course

They used to call me man of steel

I had great strength

Hold it

Are you all right?

I'm fine

Brother

Uncle

-Uncle -Jing Fok

Uncle

Brother

He's fainted

Doctor

Yes

Save him

Yes, sir

Jing Fok

Brother

Quickly...

Quick, help us

Brother, is it OK?

Jing Fok

Brother

How is it?

There's still pulse

Don't worry, use this special oil

Quickly...

Ah Tao, does it work?

Whenever I fainted in Hong Kong

... people would rub this oil on me

Rub it on quickly, then

Quick, on the chest

Grand auntie

It's me

Why are you dressed up as a heroine?

Ah Tao, what costume is that?

Reporting to grand auntie

This is the gear for field battle

In Hong Kong whenever people camp or hike

... they would dress up like this

Where are you going now?

To the Yu mansion

To steal the deed?

Yes

Grand auntie

Daddy, they are all old

I am afraid they might not be able to endure

... such stringent training

Besides, I started this whole thing

... so I should go alone and get the deed

I thought of that too

Hence...

You...

You want to infiltrate the Yu mansion?

That's right

Ah Tao, I know they won't be able to endure it

Besides, my late husband's inheritance...

was stolen before your dad accepted it

So I decided to go there alone to steal it back

You alone?

It's very dangerous

I've got no other choice

Among these people, my kung fu is the best

If I don't go, would I let you go?

I'll go

I won't let you go

Grand auntie, I've always admired your kung fu

Allow me to take this opportunity

... to go with you

It'd give me a chance to learn something

No, if there is a fight...

I won't be able to take care of you

Don't worry, I'm well-equipped

I'll take care of myself

Alright

If it's dangerous, you must leave immediately

Yes, sir

I know

Report

Landed safely, no hindrances

Grand auntie, are you alright?

I'm okay, how about you?

I'm okay too

I never expected it would be so risky

I suppose there must be mines here

Ah Tao, don't be afraid, follow me

Let's go

Don't move, there must be some in here

Ah Tao, where are you?

Ah Tao...

where are you?

I'm here

It's dangerous, why don't you follow me closely?

I'm watching out for mines

Ah Tao, what's the matter? Are you alright?

I'm okay, I've got this helmet

Follow me

Ah Tao, what are you doing?

I forgot to tell you

... there are many mines here

What mines?

Look, isn't it?

You...

You watch out for weapons from above

and I'll watch out for mines below

Together we won't miss anything

You dare to give me orders?

Don't forget who I am

It's full of danger here

We should fight hand in hand

Let's go

Stop

Ah Tao, you're right

There are so many traps here

we should take care of each other

Now let's climb over the wall and get in

Once we're in, we meet each other

Yes, sir

Let's go

Very quiet

Let's get in

There are traps here too

Be careful

So dangerous!

Follow me behind

Stand aside

I...

Very good

They've spotted us

There will be a big fight soon

Stay behind me

Don't be afraid, stay behind me

No, there're people from behind

You don't come when you are invited

... and come when you are not

You don't come at daytime, choosing to come at night

I'll come any time I want to

Since you know that I'm here...

why don't you give me back the deeds

Second uncle is dead

Those deeds

... should belong to my god father Yu Wing Sang

Rubbish

My late husband's will clearly states that...

the inheritance should be given to Ah Tao's father

That's right

Nonsense. Where's the will?

You've stolen it

I want what belongs to my godfather

That's not stealing

Damn it, I kill you

Ah Tao, stay cool

Your kung fu is not good enough, let me fight them

My kung fu's not good enough? I fight

See this

Ah Tao

Hurry

You're not as quick as I am

It's just the same

Let me handle him

Ah Tao, no

Hand over the deed immediately

Grand auntie, learn from me

What's the big deal

Don't move

I am already...

merciful towards you

Yes

Otherwise

with just one strike...

I'll kill you

You can't kill people with this sword

I'll give it a try

Okay, come on

They follow your third uncle daily

So they are his dogs

Shut up

You ignorant kid

You dare to come and swagger around in my place

You have a big mouth too

Needless to say...

you must be my elder brother's son Yu Tao

What a character

Is he Third Grand Uncle?

You so-called sister-in-law taking this junior with you

... why don't you pay your respects?

Ain't even aware of the Yu family etiquette

You are the one who doesn't know

3rd uncle, you're supposed to be a Yu family senior

Now since you've stolen the Yu property...

it's a disgrace to our name and integrity

You are the second wife of my second brother

After my brother's death...

you took the will out of Guang Chau ;

Isn't that ruining the family name?

Rubbish. My late husband said before he died...

he wanted to give his inheritance to Ah Tao's father

So why can't I take the inheritance out of Guangzhou?

That's your version of the story; any evidence?

I have

You've got the will?

Presently it's gone missing, is it?

Let me tell you

My second brother's inheritance rightfully,

should be kept by me as his brother

You're wrong

The eldest son & grandson stand to inherit all

Even if there's no descendant...

it's to be given to me -his grand nephew

You are a bloody faggot

What did you say?

You've no descendants

Don't be angry, you still have a godson

Yu Tao, how dare you insult your elder?

Stop quarrelling, you are not his own child

Don't even think about the inheritance

You...

You're right

Sister-in-law, you've come at the right time

Please sign here

to prove that...

my 2nd brother's inheritance is to be handed to me

Want me to sign?

Correct

When brother passed away...

you should be the one to sign on his behalf

That way the elder brother's descendants can't say...

that I've absconded with second brother's estate

You're so low!

You've stolen from me...

and want me to sign and transfer the assets to you

I know that you won't agree to sign

Make her sign

Fool, this is hard Qi Gong

Come on

Real strong, can't pierce through

What's the matter?

His hard Qi Gong is very strong

Don't be afraid, grand auntie is here

Attack his private parts

I said attack his private parts

What?

I asked you to attack...

the private parts, right?

Shut up

Sister-in-law, stop beating

Sign the document

Sign it

Grand auntie

Ah Tao, you go first

You want me to go?

Yes, I'm your elder

I'll have to teach them a lesson myself

Grand auntie, how can you...

Go

Alright

Grand auntie, take the axe

Strike him a few times on my behalf

Stop

Ah Tao, go back quickly

and ask your dad and uncles to come

They're needed to witness the signature

... which endorses the inheritance as mine

My daddy will certainly come for the big occasion

Grand auntie, you teach them a lesson

Don't waste too much strength

Third grand uncle, see you again

Uncle, second uncle, third uncle, Daddy, good morning

Good morning

Last night l...

You and your grand auntie...

went to the house of the Yu family, didn't you?

Yes

And on quarreling...

you started a fight?

Yes

You've seen your third grand uncle, haven't you?

Yes

Where's grand auntie?

Grand auntie accused third uncle

... for stealing daddy's inheritance

Third grand uncle started being unreasonable

and said that the inheritance should belong to him

Then grand auntie fought with him

And then?

She lost the fight

You came back...

I came back...

To get help, right!

Yes

How come you woke up so early?

We are about to go to Yu's place

We know all about what happened last night

You know all about it?

We knew that you'd lose the fight

Grand auntie would ask you to come back alone

Why?

Because she's your elder

Then we must go to rescue her immediately

Let's go

Yes, sir

Stop

Ah Tao, what's the matter?

Hidden arrows

Get down

It's alright now, this bridge has traps

Once you touch it...

arrows will be shot

Then we jump over

Alright

Wait

This area has foot-chains hidden in it

This vegetable garden has sharp bamboo hidden in it

These scarecrows have weapons hidden in them

How can we get in?

Don't be afraid, follow me

Yu's younger generation knows proper manners & conduct

Get up

What manners?

We are coming to look for your traps

Traps?

The Yu family is open and transparent in doing things

We don't need traps

You scumbag, you're not admitting?

Traps? If you are scared...

you shouldn't have come to see our Master

You...

Afraid of what?

We are here to see third uncle

... so that he wouldn't give auntie a hard time

That woman, she's inside the house

Scumbag, you thieves, dishonoring an elder

We must teach you a lesson

We are waiting for you

Go

Too much

There weren't so many people last night

Nothing to be afraid of, just handle them quickly

... and slaughter them like chickens

Right

This is third uncle's trick;

He wants to use up our strength

Right

Fight till we are exhausted then we'll leave

First uncle is exhausted, go help him

Real good

Uncle, very good

That's nothing

Uncle

Daddy, Uncle is alright

Brother, are you alright?

No problem

Brother, let's fight and end it quickly

Ah Tao, we'll go in first

Alright, the three of us will stay here

Ah Tao, go

Yes

Go

Go in

Chase

Run

Freeze

Who are these two?

Third Grand uncle's assistants

Beat them up

He's using hard Qi Gong

He went blinking like this! Daddy, you're good

So your Qi Gong doesn't cover your ass

Use that three-joint steel whip of yours

Yes, sir

It's me

Brother, where's Second Auntie?

Haven't seen her yet

The two of them are...

Third Uncle's assistants

This man's swordplay is not bad

What kind of kung fu is it?

Hard Qi Gong

Hard Qi Gong... isn't that like eldest brother?

Where is big brother?

Right here, I fought in from behind

Big brother

Big brother, are you alright?

Fine

Big brother, are you alright?

I'm alright, where's Ah Tao?

Ah Tao, you are good

Jing Chuen, you go in and find Third Uncle

Okay

Ah Tao, go

Hello, Third Uncle

My greetings to you

Are you all here?

We all still have the strength

... to storm the place to see you

Jing Chuen, you still have such great strength

... at your age

Of course, you said my dad is old

... then you must be very young, eh?

Hey, your 3rd Grand Uncle is having his next childhood

I see... no wonder he steals things everywhere

What did you say?

I'm not telling you

Bring grand auntie out immediately

Um, your grand auntie...

is being well taken care of

Send the elder out

Grand auntie

You're all here

Yes, we're all here

Grand auntie, are you done teaching them a lesson?

Got the deeds?

Let's go

Being tied up?

Being tied up?

It's not a bad idea to tie up the feet this way

You sign this in front of them...

and I'll let you go immediately

Third Uncle, you are a bit too much

Stay calm

Rest for a while, let me

Your kung fu is so good;

You still need two to go against one?

I'm getting old...

it'll be better to have someone to hold me

You think your godson is your stick, eh!

Ah Tak, stand aside

Daddy, stand aside

Ah Tak, be careful

Wouldn't want your godson to be eunuch, do you?

Eunuchs have no descendants

Jing Chuen, I never thought you could win me

But l...

The two of you haven't fought yet?

Correct. If you can beat me, l...

Needless to say...

the inheritance will be returned to 2nd grand auntie

Alright

Okay... daddy, fight

Ah Tao

Watch the show

Thunder Palm. Godpa, excellent

My daddy hasn't used his best technique yet

Look this is called the Cloud Bridge

This is called Monkey Stealing the Peach

Watch

This is called Eagle Garbs Chicken

Third Grand Uncle, you've lost

Do you admit to defeat?

This hand hasn't lost yet

Godfather, are you alright?

Go away

Third Uncle

Daddy, Daddy, stop fighting

Godfather

Why are you still struggling?

You've lost, haven't you?

Yes...

Ah Tak

Release her. C'mon, move

What? You still want to fight?

Actually your kung fu is like my dad's

Sorry

But because you have a guilty conscience

... that's why you've lost

Ah Tao

Daddy, do you agree?

Second Auntie, are you alright?

Good, we are relieved

Stop quarrelling

Third Uncle, you are wrong this time

You should have obeyed your second brother's will...

and handed over all inheritance to Jing Chuen

That's the way to go...

Alright, I've completed my task

I won't be your elder anymore

Would you remarry then!

Bastard

So forceful?

Really

Daddy's slap on my face

... has made me see stars

Third Grand Uncle is no match for him

He punched, then kicked

Then what?

Look

Wow, a blonde!

Miss

You aren't the second grand auntie?

No, my name is Suzie

Oh, she speaks English?!