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(train)
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(siren)
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(street traffic)
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* Uno, dos. One, two,
tres, cuatro... *
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("Wooly Bully" by Sam
the Sham and the Pharaohs)
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Jesus Christ!
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* Hey!
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* Wooly bully
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* Watch it, now, watch it
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Watch it, watch it,
watch it, watch it!
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* Here we go, here we go
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(humming)
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* Watch it, now,
he'll get you *
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* Matty told Hatty *
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"Hello, Mr. Fabian!
How are you?"
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I'm fair, and yourself?
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* Had two big horns
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Pull 400. That's the
daily max, right?
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No, Manhattan
lets you pull five.
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Take out five, motherfucker!
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Five? Aw, Jesus Christ,
do it yourself.
Be my guest.
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Just do it!
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* Wooly bully
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Know what I mean, chief?
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Shit! Fuck!
Fuckin' New York.
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* Hatty told Matty
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Jesus, what is
this city coming to?
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I can't even deposit
a few bucks.
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* Let's not be L-seven
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* Come and learn to dance
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* Wooly bully
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* Wooly bully
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* Wooly bully
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* Wooly bully, wooly bully
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* Watch it, now, watch it,
watch it, watch it *
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* Yeah, yeah *
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* Right, right, right
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Hey, Harry,
how you doin'?
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey, baby.
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Hey, Fabian,
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Fabian, you got
a phone call.
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Thank you.
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I lost my wife
because of you,
you Jew bastard!
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-You piece of shit!
-Let me go!
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-Motherfucker!
Cocksucker!
-Get your hands off me!
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I'm gonna fuckin' kill you,
you motherfucker!
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How'd you screw up
this case today?!
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HARRY: Get him off me,
get him off me!
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Fucking bastard! Fucker...
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It's your own fault,
asshole!
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(siren)
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You say a fuckin' lot,
cocksucker!
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I'll kill you, man!
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What kind of fuckin' lawyer--
Oh, fuck you.
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What kind of fuckin' lawyer
are you, man?
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The only kind
you can afford,
you cheap bastard.
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All right,
you're going with us.
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You want me?
You want me?
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Let me go.
Let me go.
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I want my wife back,
you aimless piece of shit!
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I'll rip his
fuckin' lungs out.
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Come on, man, let me go,
let me go.
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-Come on, come on.
-Get in there!
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-You want me?
-All you fucking sleazebag
lawyers are the same!
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And I'm not Jewish!
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What the hell was that?
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What an animal.
For this I went
to law school!
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All of a sudden,
out of the blue-- Boy.
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Out of the blue,
right, Harry?
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What, it's my fault,
right?
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(laughing)
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This is my fault we
lost the case, right?
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I know you think it's my fault
we lost the case, right?
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Everything is my fault!
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See this?
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(coughs)
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MAN:
Hey, you all right, pal?
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You shouldn't bolt
your drink, Harry.
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What are you,
my mother?
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Not yours.
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You want to
rock me to sleep,
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you want to sing me
a little lullaby?
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What did you say
to my wife?
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What did I say to who?
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What are you
talking to him
like that for?
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What?
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What?
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I'll talk to
whoever I want.
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Excuse me?
Say that again?
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Hey, yo, Phil, Phil,
you see this?
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Yo, Phil,
you see this?
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Sanchez whacked
some drunk Irishman
or something. Some kid.
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What Irish?
You're talking Irish.
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-It's in there.
-How do you know
it's there?
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Grogan O'Grogan
from Whitestone.
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Gorgon, Ozone Park.
Emmet Gorgon.
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-Phil, give me
the phone, please.
-For what?
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Just let me
use the phone!
Phil, come on.
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OPERATOR:
What city, please?
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Yes, uh,
Ozone Park, Queens.
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An Emmet Gorgon,
please.
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Gorgon, Gorgon.
Not Grogan.
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Gorgon, like Medusa
and the Gorgons.
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You know, that's
Greek mythology.
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555...
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9130.
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Yes, hello.
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Emmet Gorgon
there, please?
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Gorgon? Yes,
Emmet Gorgon, please.
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Uh, Harry Fabian,
attorney at law.
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Yes. Emmet,
Harry Fabian,
attorney at law.
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I'm just calling.
I read the paper.
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Let me ask you something.
How's the headaches?
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What do you mean,
what headaches?
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Blurry vision,
depression, insomnia,
bruises...
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What am I talking about?
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You know what you
got hit with
last night?
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Registered weapons,
my man. Bim-bam, boom-bam.
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Now you're a tough kid
with balls, I can tell
over the phone,
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but the law states that
a professional boxer's hands...
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You know what they are?
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They are registered weapons,
which you got hit with.
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OK, big deal.
So you got shoved.
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We're gonna sue his ass.
You got a girl?
You gonna get married?
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How much you make a year?
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Hey, it's OK.
I'm your attorney.
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It's legal confidence.
It's like telling your priest.
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(laughing)
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You make 18,5.
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How you gonna
get married on 18,5?
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Where are you gonna live,
in a migrant labor camp?
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How much?
Conservatively,
200-300...
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100,000.
Mental anguish alone
could get you that.
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Do you understand?
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Mental anguish alone
could get you that.
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OK, tomorrow you're gonna
see this doctor. He's the best.
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This guy can do like
open-heart surgery
with mittens on.
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You ready?
Pedro Soldano.
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S-o-l-d-a-n-o.
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No, no, no, no. Don't go
see your regular doctor.
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This is a specialist
in legal medicine.
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He is a Manhattan doctor.
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Queens doctors
is a no-no, OK?
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Just listen to your lawyer,
Harry Fabian.
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The attorneyship is called
Fabian, Fabian and Fabian.
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Yes, good.
You're very welcome.
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You're very welcome.
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You're very welcome.
Good. (chuckles)
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(exhales) Jesus.
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What a fucking shyster.
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Shyster?
The kid's a victim!
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Phil, Phil.
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I'm gonna clean up,
and then you'll see.
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-Here, drink this.
Get it over with.
-What's that?
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Cleaning fluid.
Get it over with nice and easy.
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Sanchez is in
Boom Boom Grossman's
stable, you putz,
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and you're gonna sue him?
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Drink this now.
It'll be a lot quicker.
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-Go ahead.
-Boom Boom?
Screw him!
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You know what?
He's the king
of the victimizers.
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Is he here? Because
I'll tell him to his face.
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-Is that right?
-Oh, yeah.
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Is that right?
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Go ahead.
He's having dinner.
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Go on back and kick
the shit out of him, bad ass.
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Go ahead!
Go ahead, tough guy!
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Guy goes like this,
five people die in Oklahoma...
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(pretend shivering)
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I told him, see.
There he is.
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What's everybody
laughing about?
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That's what I told him.
I went over there.
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I told him, Boom Boom,
I'll kick your ass.
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("You've Really Got a Hold
on Me" by Smokey Robinson
& The Miracles)
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Oh!
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Oh!
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(laughing)
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No...
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I thought it was you.
What are you doing?
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What am I doing?
Let's go to my place.
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Oh, I can't.
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Then let's go
to yours.
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What, are you crazy?
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Well, where are
we gonna go?
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Right here.
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* You really got
a hold on me *
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* You really got
a hold on me *
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* You really got
a hold on me *
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* Baby
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* I love you
and all I want you to do *
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* Is just hold me
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* Hold me, hold me
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* Hold me *
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Harry, I gotta talk to you
about something.
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About what?
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I'm thinking about
going out to California.
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Yeah? With what?
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Well, my brother-in-law's
restaurant's going belly up
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and I could buy it real cheap.
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-With Phil?
-With Phil?
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No, I gotta get away from him.
203
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I want my own place.
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-Bad idea.
-What?
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You're a New Yorker,
like me.
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00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,110
You freak out halfway
through the Holland Tunnel.
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00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,177
Bad idea.
208
00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:05,613
I don't know about that.
209
00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:06,880
-Bad idea.
-Yeah?
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Bad idea.
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You're a New Yorker.
You're a New Yorker.
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You're a New Yorker.
213
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You're a New Yorker.
214
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You're a New Yorker.
215
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You're a New Yorker.
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(laughing)
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(panting)
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(horn honks)
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MAN 1:
Hey, I'm not
making the money.
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MAN 2:
How many dozen
you got?
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MAN 1:
I got-- I got 500.
222
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OK, now tell me again.
So, what happened?
223
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He said to me,
"What'd you say?"
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So I busted him in his head.
225
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I says, "How's
your hearing now?"
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-Yo!
-I'm sorry, Mr. Fabian.
I'm sorry.
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Let's just talk
about this tomorrow, OK?
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'Cause we got to think
of something
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other than the
hard-of-hearing defense.
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OK? 9:00 all right?
231
00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,607
Because I got a 2:30
appointment right now.
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WOMAN: I'll miss another
day of work 'cause of you!
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-Is this suite 201?
-WOMAN: I'm sick of you.
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-Emmet Grogan?
-Gorgon.
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Gorgon. Oh, right.
Yeah, Gorgon.
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Come on in.
Come on in. Yeah.
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Gorgon.
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00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:19,687
You see
Dr. Pedro yet?
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00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,022
Yeah, you saw
Dr. Pedro.
240
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Have a seat.
241
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,663
-How do you feel?
-I feel great.
242
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,665
You feel terrible.
243
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,533
You feel like shit.
244
00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,068
How much is two and two?
245
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Four.
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00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,839
Five. You can't even add.
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00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,708
You can't even add
two and two.
248
00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:43,443
-Do you want to
make some money?
-OK.
249
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,412
You feel terrible.
250
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,815
(laughs)
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00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,050
("I Never Loved a Man
(The Way I Love You)"
by Aretha Franklin)
252
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:54,788
* You're a no-good
heartbreaker *
253
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:58,826
* You're a liar
and you're a cheat *
254
00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,560
* I don't know why...
255
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,262
Marty fat-ass
been looking for you.
256
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,732
He's been in and out
of here like ten times
in the last hour.
257
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,633
-Yeah? Where is he?
-I don't know.
258
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:07,868
Harry, guess what me
and Helen are doing.
259
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,737
We're taking off
for two weeks.
260
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:10,838
Yeah?
Where you going?
261
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:13,106
Jamaica.
You get to Jamaica?
262
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:14,241
Yeah,
Jamaica, Queens.
263
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,844
Nah, the Caribbean.
264
00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:18,779
Got us a bungalow
right on the beach.
265
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:19,913
They come by
once a day,
266
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,149
grill your fish,
and that's it.
267
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:25,418
It's gonna be nothing
but me, her, and the moon
for two weeks.
268
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:29,156
Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz, buzz.
269
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,123
Sounds like paradise, mon.
270
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,859
I can't wait.
271
00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:34,227
Hell, I ain't
even gonna
wear any clothes.
272
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:36,930
Harry the dancer.
273
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,066
Marty fat-ass!
274
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,868
Dancer, do you got
something for me?
275
00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:41,802
I got something for you.
You got something for me?
276
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,771
Look, I only got
1,500.
277
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,572
No problem. I'll get Ray's
right now. No problem.
278
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:46,940
-Huh?
-OK.
279
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,776
-I said two large, right?
-Right.
280
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:52,112
You show up with 1,500,
that's 3/4, right? OK...
281
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,147
OK, OK!
Goddamn thief!
282
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,083
Me, a thief? You want
a hack license
283
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:57,384
with three counts
of grand auto
behind you,
284
00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:58,852
and I'm a thief?
You know what?
285
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,620
A guy like you
I should
charge double,
286
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,622
you fuckin' loser.
You got some nerve.
287
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,491
All right, I got it.
What am I gonna say?
288
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,659
Me a thief.
289
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,061
Harry,
thank you, brother.
290
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,229
You're welcome.
291
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:10,898
What a deadbeat.
292
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,499
Could you believe
getting in a cab
293
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,301
driven by that ton
of bad brains?
294
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,335
Harry.
295
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,636
Hey, Tommy.
296
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,205
See the paper?
Tommy's column?
297
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:19,873
"Bet these teams
298
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,809
"only if you
want to retire
in Acapulco:
299
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,811
Lakers, Celts,
Knicks, Nets."
300
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,146
Right? Collectively,
they lost by 32 points.
301
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,447
You're
a sports writer?
302
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:28,448
Who you like
tonight?
303
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,050
Fuckin' Tommy,
Phil.
304
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,518
He took the Titanic
over the iceberg,
305
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:32,652
plus points.
306
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,155
PHIL: Ooh.
Here he comes.
307
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,457
Go get him, Harry.
308
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,659
Everybody, say hello.
309
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,394
Wallace "The Hurt" Fuwad,
310
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,931
Alphonse "Downtown" Brown.
311
00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:46,934
Hey, Tessler,
come and join us
like a half-hour.
312
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:49,903
I'll give you
an item there.
313
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:53,040
("The Great Pretender"
by The Platters)
314
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,308
"I'll give you
an item there."
315
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,410
Another war hero.
316
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,212
-Must be Audie Murphy day.
-Yeah?
317
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,714
-I spit on his grave.
-(raspberries)
318
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:02,515
Who are you kidding?
You'll be kissing his ass
319
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,451
in exactly
29 minutes.
320
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,254
28.
321
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,956
That is, unless,
you know,
322
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,490
you got something,
you know...
323
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:11,859
Somebody tips you
about something
324
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,060
for the early-morning
edition.
325
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,162
Yeah? Like what?
326
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,763
Like the kid that
got whacked by Sanchez
327
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,498
in that disco was
suing Sanchez's ass.
328
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,433
You can bet your ass
on that.
329
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:23,003
Are you kidding me, Harry?
You're taking Sanchez to court?
330
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:25,038
Boom Boom will
eat your eyes out,
331
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,540
plus you'll lose, you jerk-off.
That kid didn't even get hurt.
332
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,978
They said it
couldn't be done.
333
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,549
It's your life, Harry.
334
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,586
I'm an undisclosed source,
right? I got to
take care of myself.
335
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:40,921
Totally. I don't know
who the hell you are.
336
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,090
Just say
I'm well-placed.
337
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,125
Well-placed.
338
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,927
Go ahead.
339
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:50,363
* Oh, yes, I'm
the great pretender *
340
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,065
* Ooh, ooh
341
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:57,504
* Just laughin'
and gay like a clown *
342
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,272
* Ooh ooh
343
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,774
* I seem to be
344
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,276
* What I'm not... *
345
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,344
Yeah!
346
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,914
Oh, yeah! Yes!
347
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:11,684
* I'm wearin' my heart
like a crown *
348
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,453
(telephone rings)
349
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,627
Yo.
350
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,930
Hey, asshole,
did I wake you up?
351
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,431
Who's this?
I know this voice.
352
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,433
It's Grossman.
353
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,803
Boom Boom?
354
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:33,941
-What the fuck are you
doing with Sanchez?
-What do you mean?
355
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:37,844
You know what I mean, asshole.
The case with this kid.
356
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,779
Boom Boom, Boom Boom,
you want to talk law?
357
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,114
I'm 85 an hour. For you,
you know what? 75.
358
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,950
What the fuck
are you doing?
359
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,184
Do you know what
I'm gonna do to you,
360
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,086
scumbag, if you don't
drop this case?
361
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,621
Wait, wait a second.
Wait a second, Boom Boom.
362
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,124
Wait a minute, I got to
turn on the tape recorder.
Hold on, hold on.
363
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,394
There. OK. What are you gonna do
to me, I don't drop this case?
364
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,329
(hangs up telephone)
365
00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,133
What do you want from me?
366
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,536
HARRY: No, darling, entrapment
is when they come onto you.
367
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:06,806
You go up to a cop, you offer to
clean his pipes for 50 bucks,
368
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:07,740
you're not a plumber.
They got you!
369
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,242
But I don't do that!
370
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,080
I'm you, you're me.
You're a john, OK?
371
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,082
(laughing)
You're me?
372
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,984
Just shut up
and watch, OK?
373
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,086
OK.
(laughing)
374
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,588
Do you know where
there's a party tonight?
375
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,256
What you got
in there,
sweet stuff?
376
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,758
Carmen, I'm serious.
I'm tired of bailing you out.
377
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:26,693
(knock on door)
378
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,061
Yeah?
379
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,100
You, Mother Teresa,
hit it.
380
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,603
-Do as I tell ya!
-Don't you touch me!
381
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,305
Hit it! Get out!
382
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,706
Carmen, Carmen, OK.
383
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,641
I'll see you
Tuesday morning,
9 A.M.
384
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:42,842
-OK, Harry.
-That's the court date.
385
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,311
Stay off the street
till then.
386
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,812
American!
387
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,314
What is this, Fabian?
388
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:48,848
Uh, you are?
389
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,750
John Bonney,
Sanchez' attorney.
390
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:51,884
What are you pulling?
391
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,386
Hey, my client
got whacked by
392
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,388
a world-ranked
professional
fighter.
393
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,723
-Bullshit!
-Bullshit?
394
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,291
I got his medical
right here, Jack.
395
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,493
Who'd you send him to?
Dr. Pedro in East Harlem?
396
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,562
What if I did? The man's got as
much right to practice medicine
397
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,031
as you got
to practice law.
398
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,066
No, more like as you
got to practice law.
399
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,868
I got six years
Bronx legal aid
under my belt.
400
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,070
I represent
more guys in a week
401
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,239
than you represent
in a year.
402
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,441
Ooh! And a fine crew
of taxpayers they
are too, I bet, huh?
403
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:15,875
Unlike Cuda Sanchez.
404
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,744
Sanchez is a
professional athlete.
405
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:19,479
My point exactly.
So you want to settle
406
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,348
or you want to go to trial?
407
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,449
You fucking insect.
408
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,883
(raspberries)
409
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,252
You can call me
all the names you want.
410
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,486
You want to settle
or you want to go to trial?
411
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,055
-Yeah, yeah!
-Yeah what?
412
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,123
-You want to settle?
-Yeah, let's go to trial.
413
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,358
Is that OK with you,
counselor?
414
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,093
Practice a little law?
415
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:36,163
Hey, you wanna go to trial,
OK, let's go to trial.
416
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,451
(grunting)
417
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,487
That's it!
That's it!
418
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:01,554
A left and a right.
419
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,590
Big combination.
Yeah.
420
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,633
(bell rings)
421
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,120
I need a light-heavy
for a four-rounder!
422
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:39,559
I need a light-heavy
for a four-rounder!
423
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,176
You know where
this kid Sanchez is?
424
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,510
I gotta talk to
this kid Sanchez.
425
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,512
-Sanchez?
-Yeah.
426
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:02,382
His lawyer wants to
tie him up in court
for the next six months.
427
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,284
Sanchez!
428
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:08,655
These kids will
tear a new asshole
for Sanchez.
429
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,157
These are my boys.
430
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,192
Sanchez won't get in
the ring with them.
431
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,161
Sanchez won't be able to get
in the ring with anybody.
432
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,796
I mean, your lawyer's supposed
to work for you, right?
433
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,232
Sanchez is pretty good,
isn't he?
434
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,767
Don't you listen,
or what?
435
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,502
Fuck Sanchez!
436
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,804
You watch these kids!
437
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,006
I could beat Sanchez.
Yeah, me.
438
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,608
You could beat Sanchez!
439
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,243
I probably could beat Sanchez.
440
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,778
You know, I used to do a
little boxing myself, you know.
441
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:32,845
I boxed at Oxford.
442
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,181
Quit when
I killed somebody.
443
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:37,317
Yeah? I went
to Cocksford.
444
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,685
(laughing)
445
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:39,819
But seriously,
is Sanchez around?
446
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,221
When does he come in?
447
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,023
There he goes.
Again with Sanchez!
448
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:46,393
Look, you see
everybody there,
449
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,094
oh, except that guy
in the blue?
450
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:50,029
-Uh-huh.
-Everybody there,
451
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:53,200
when they was
in their prime,
fighting,
452
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:57,437
Sanchez couldn't
have even sparred
with them,
453
00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:01,241
and they fought
when the days
were the days!
454
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:04,844
They'd fight ten,
20 fights a year.
455
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,413
-No kidding.
-Yeah.
456
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:09,682
There.
See that guy there,
with the ears?
457
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,584
He beat Tami Mauriello.
458
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,119
Tami Mauriello?
459
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,222
Tami used to
come in here.
460
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,890
Back then,
you had ten arenas.
461
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,227
You'd fight
ten, 20 times a year.
462
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,562
You'd go around a corner,
you'd see a fight.
463
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:29,068
Coliseum, St. Nick's,
Dykeman Oval, Fort Hamilton,
464
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:33,139
Star Casino, Hippodrome,
Greensborough.
465
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,842
You'd go up to White Plains.
466
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,811
There's nothing now.
467
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,012
If you want
to see a fight,
468
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,515
you got to watch TV.
469
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,552
Cable TV, pay TV.
470
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,920
So how come there are no
local arenas anymore?
471
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,689
I mean, you got lots
of fighters, right?
472
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,091
What the fuck am I?
473
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,394
It's a different
class of people.
474
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,863
The fighters
don't give a shit.
475
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,265
The managers...
476
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,400
Hey, you see
that guy over there?
477
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,736
He don't give a shit.
Trainers don't know shit!
478
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,838
Promoters...
they're scumbags.
479
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,374
Like Boom Boom Grossman.
480
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,375
Oh...
481
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,543
He's the king
of scumbags!
482
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,745
Hey, you know
who used to come
around here?
483
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,247
Al Grossman.
484
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,215
Who's Al Grossman?
485
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,385
The good one,
the good brother!
486
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,387
That's Boom Boom's brother?
487
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,121
And he used to hang here?
488
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,657
Oh, yeah, up until
about six months ago.
489
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:28,595
He moved to some
Jew retirement home
in Coney Island.
490
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,997
He used to hang around
here all the time.
491
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,132
Al Grossman.
492
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,935
He fought
Tami Mauriello.
493
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,570
No, not
Tami Mauriello.
494
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,238
Maxie Berger.
495
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,541
Yeah. He lives
in Miami Beach.
496
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:42,842
Who does?
497
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,677
Who are we
talking about?
498
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,313
Ya bastard.
499
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,914
This is wild, you know?
500
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,950
I mean, really, I've never
been in a boxing gym before.
501
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,385
This is really wild.
502
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,729
OK, I fill this out,
throw it back to you,
503
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,931
throw you a check for 450,
form a corporation--
504
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:05,965
That's it.
I'm a promoter?
505
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:07,233
We run a check on you.
506
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,635
You clear that,
that's it.
507
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,870
-You gonna run
a check on me?
-Uh-huh.
508
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,572
-Go into my past?
-Uh-huh.
509
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:15,174
'Cause I was involved, you know.
There are things: OSS, CIA.
510
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:16,676
I don't know if they'll
let you have access.
511
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,845
Burma, Macao...
national security,
you know.
512
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,179
There are things.
513
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,781
What should I call
my corporation?
514
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,082
Bullshit Productions.
515
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,352
Bullshit Productions?
516
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,619
You want
to see scars?
517
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,455
No, I don't want to
show you my scars.
518
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,222
Tiger cages,
sweats in the night.
519
00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,359
Bullshit Productions, huh?
Bullshit Productions.
520
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,894
I'll think about it.
Are you married?
521
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,162
I'm gonna run
a check on you.
522
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,630
Bullshit Productions.
523
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,799
I like it.
524
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,370
Just remember what I said:
525
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,437
keep your nose clean
till the court date.
526
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,539
You understand, Mike?
527
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:50,276
You wanna take a walk
in Central Park, leave
the baseball bat at home.
528
00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,545
Hey, Harry, I told you,
I didn't do anything, man.
529
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,514
I know, I know. Just
remember what I said, OK?
530
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:55,582
Please.
531
00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:00,252
Hey, is this Elaine's
over there? That's
Elaine's, isn't it?
532
00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:02,221
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's Elaine's.
533
00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:03,756
You ever go in there?
Pretty heavy, that place.
534
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,292
-I always wanted to
go in there.
-So why don't you go in?
535
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:07,860
Eh, it's a heavyweight place.
536
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,529
So fucking what?
537
00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:11,398
You're a goddamned
lawyer, right?
538
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:14,867
An attorney?
Go hobnob a little,
you know?
539
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,703
Go in there.
540
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,905
Look who's going in there
now. Big limo.
541
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:22,308
Eh, so what? Probably a star
or something, you know?
542
00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:23,710
A lot of stars
go there.
543
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,312
It's a classy place,
you know? It's good.
544
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,747
Why don't you pay
for this, OK?
545
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,683
-Put it on our bill.
-I pay for it? I pay for it?
546
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:33,486
Yeah. You're my client,
so pay for it.
547
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:41,428
Hi.
548
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:43,463
Yes?
549
00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:45,965
Yeah, just a--
just a vodka tonic.
550
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,700
-Vodka tonic?
-Please.
551
00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:53,440
And one for yourself.
552
00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:55,442
Oh, I don't drink.
Thanks.
553
00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,579
So, this is Elaine's, huh?
554
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,280
Better be.
555
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,950
Where's all the movie stars?
556
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,519
Lunchtime's over.
557
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,892
(indistinct)
558
00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,894
Is that Regis Philbin?
559
00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:19,832
Give him another round.
560
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:22,902
Give them whatever they want.
Give them another round.
561
00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:25,472
You can top me off, too.
562
00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:33,513
I'm sure they wouldn't,
you know?
563
00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:40,787
(indistinct)
564
00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:42,689
Excuse me. Sorry,
I don't mean
to bother you.
565
00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:45,191
I just got to tell you,
you kill me.
I love your show.
566
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,326
-Thanks, thanks.
-"Thanks," he says.
567
00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:49,361
It's a gift
what you give people.
I just--
568
00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:50,597
It's on me, it's on me.
Cheapest wine in the house.
569
00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:52,765
Thanks.
Thanks very much.
570
00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:54,834
You know what, I'm in
entertainment, too.
I'm a boxing promoter.
571
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,336
-Really?
-Harry Fabian,
Bullshit Productions.
572
00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:58,605
Bullshit Productions?
573
00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:00,973
That's a lot
of class, Harry.
574
00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:02,609
I mean, Knockout Productions.
It's like an in-joke
575
00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:04,611
I have with my secretary,
that Bullshit Productions.
576
00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:06,646
So, the show is great.
Kathie Lee's really funny.
577
00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:07,814
You two really
work well together.
578
00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:09,916
Thanks, Harry. Thanks.
579
00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:12,218
I hope I'm not saying
the wrong thing. I hope
this isn't your wife.
580
00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:13,720
-This is my wife.
-It is your wife.
581
00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:15,221
Aah! I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, ma'am.
582
00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:16,523
-No problem.
-I didn't mean it--
583
00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:17,524
-No, no.
-Harry, thanks for the wine.
584
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:19,526
Oh, yeah, of course.
585
00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:22,562
I meant that you two have
a good professional working
relationship together,
586
00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:24,130
that's how I meant it,
of course.
587
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:25,364
You know, I wouldn't--
I'm interfering.
588
00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:26,566
Be well, Mr. Philbin,
Mrs. Philbin.
589
00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,167
-Nice to meet you.
-Thanks.
590
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:29,669
-Bye.
-Enjoy the wine.
591
00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:32,872
I'm sorry, I just want to
ask you one more thing.
592
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,541
Please.
593
00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:35,842
Sorry, it's my only chance,
I got to take it.
594
00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:38,377
Listen, I'm
a boxing promoter,
like I said.
595
00:24:38,545 --> 00:24:39,546
Here's my card.
I'm also an attorney.
596
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:40,813
Harry Fabian. Fabian,
Fabian and Fabian--
597
00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:42,949
Harry, you want to get
somebody on the show?
598
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:44,717
No, no, I wasn't thinking
of that, actually,
but that's a good idea.
599
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,953
I was just thinking
maybe I could invite you
to a main event,
600
00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:48,921
you know, one of my,
when I have my boxing things.
601
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,590
Call the office.
602
00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:51,958
-OK.
-I'll be happy to come.
603
00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,225
Good.
Once again, thanks.
604
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,695
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
605
00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:57,396
Oh, Christ!
606
00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:59,298
("What'd I Say"
by Ray Charles)
607
00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:00,867
Give me two!
608
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,001
Look, I get a promoter's
license, 450, right?
609
00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:04,103
-Yeah.
-Then I...
610
00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:07,774
Tom! Then I rent some
neighborhood hall,
like a VFW, like a disco.
611
00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:10,209
Then I rent a ring,
chairs, security,
a publicist,
612
00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:12,044
some advertising,
ticket takers,
613
00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:14,013
a press conference.
We're talking,
I don't know,
614
00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:15,682
10,000 bucks, maybe 15.
615
00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:17,650
Then I throw down a bond
with a commission for 7,000
616
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:18,785
for the purse,
the judges, the ref,
617
00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:20,587
the ambulance,
God forbid,
618
00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,488
timekeeper, doctor,
whatever.
So what am I saying?
619
00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:25,257
450, 15 large,
7 large, 22,
620
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,593
maybe 25 grand,
all told.
621
00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:28,060
I could bring back
the good old days.
622
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,763
Local talent, local arena.
Bingo, bango, it's the rage.
623
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,766
Hello, 1938. It'll
catch on like wildfire.
624
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,434
What do you think?
What do you think?
625
00:25:35,602 --> 00:25:37,604
-The guy's in the john.
-Go ahead.
626
00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:40,607
Look, I'll be right back.
I got some ideas.
627
00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:41,874
You know, I was thinking about
what you were saying.
628
00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:43,075
I was listening.
629
00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:47,179
Give my regards
to them.
630
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:48,848
Right.
631
00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:55,454
Where you gonna
get 25,000?
632
00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:56,989
-Where?
-Where?
633
00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:58,457
I'll win it on a game show,
I don't know.
634
00:25:58,625 --> 00:25:59,826
Where did Edison
get the light bulb?
635
00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:01,460
He went to Con Ed
and got the money, right?
636
00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:02,662
What, are you
kidding me?
637
00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:05,464
I'll beat backers
off with a club.
638
00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:06,733
I have some people
interested already.
639
00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:08,768
-I'll give you one name.
One name.
-Hmm?
640
00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:11,638
Regis Philbin,
the talk show host.
641
00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:13,339
Harry, I got to talk
to you about something.
642
00:26:13,439 --> 00:26:15,507
That's OK, 'cause
it's you and me...
643
00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:17,476
Cut the crap.
I'm serious.
644
00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:19,912
-...doing what
comes naturally.
-Harry...
645
00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,247
Hey, Phil,
646
00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:22,782
you caught me. OK,
you caught me, Phil.
647
00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:24,383
I'm in love
with your wife.
648
00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:26,786
She's too good
for you.
649
00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:34,661
MAN: Case number 466-952.
650
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:37,664
Grogan-- Gorgon vs. Sanchez.
651
00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:40,066
Judge Parker presiding.
652
00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:46,005
Will counsel please
approach the bench?
653
00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:57,016
No, Fabian, look at me.
654
00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:03,890
Now turn around and see
if you see what I see.
655
00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:07,894
Will the defendant and
the plaintiff please rise?
656
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:19,806
Fabian...
657
00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:23,910
Get the fuck
out of my court.
658
00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:32,719
Yes, Your Honor. Yes.
659
00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:37,957
What did I do, Harry?
I didn't do nothing.
660
00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:39,859
No, you were great.
You were great.
661
00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:41,761
You win some,
you lose some.
662
00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:43,763
-Anything? Money?
-No.
663
00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:46,332
-The car.
-I bought a car.
664
00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:47,734
What do you mean
you bought a car?
665
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:48,600
You took ownership already,
or you just ordered?
666
00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:49,736
-I ordered.
-When?
667
00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:51,137
Yesterday,
'cause you said--
668
00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:52,939
-OK, yeah. What did you
put down, 1,000?
-15.
669
00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:54,907
All right, call the bank.
Call them and stop payment.
670
00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,375
Screw them. You want a car?
Call John's Body Shop on
Queens Blvd.
671
00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:57,810
Tell him you're
a client of mine.
672
00:27:57,910 --> 00:27:59,378
He'll throw you
an almost-new Caddy
673
00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:01,380
for half what you pay these
other parasites, all right?
674
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,415
-I wanted a Trans Am.
-Yeah, well, I want
to live forever.
675
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:04,751
What else is new, you know?
676
00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:06,418
You're welcome.
677
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:07,920
Listen, when you
get outside,
678
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,756
take her in a cab,
not on the subway,
679
00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:11,891
'cause the animals will
go nuts on her down there.
680
00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:13,760
And then wait
a few blocks
681
00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:14,894
to take that goddamn brace
off your neck, all right?
682
00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:16,395
You're starting to
get a rash.
683
00:28:16,495 --> 00:28:17,897
Harry, are you gonna
send me a bill?
684
00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:19,598
-No, you paid me.
-No, I didn't.
685
00:28:19,766 --> 00:28:22,268
-You paid me.
-No, I didn't.
686
00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:25,404
Uh, Gorgon, Gorgon or whatever
your name is, you ever box?
687
00:28:25,504 --> 00:28:26,973
-Box?
-You ever box?
688
00:28:27,073 --> 00:28:28,875
-Box.
-Big white kid.
Change your name.
689
00:28:28,975 --> 00:28:31,243
Irish. Billy Irish.
Put shamrocks
on your trunks.
690
00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:34,881
Look, lose about 90 pounds,
you'll become
a middleweight, OK?
691
00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:37,049
-Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on.
-What's? What's the--
692
00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:38,785
What did I do?
693
00:28:38,851 --> 00:28:41,220
What did I do? Hey, this is
gonna be great for you.
694
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,957
Hey, you know, you're welcome.
Thank you for saying thank you
695
00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:46,658
to me after what
I just did for you.
696
00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:48,961
I just got this kid
more goddamned publicity.
697
00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:50,596
The headlines will be
"David and Goliath."
698
00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:52,398
"Jack the Giant Killer."
699
00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:54,633
The picture of them standing up
in court? Forget about it.
700
00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:57,703
Up till now, Superfly was
a strictly chink
in the greaser division.
701
00:28:57,804 --> 00:28:59,806
No offense.
What's gonna happen now?
702
00:28:59,872 --> 00:29:01,974
Everybody and their mother's
gonna want to see
Jack the Giant Killer fight.
703
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,844
That's right.
He's a hero now,
this kid, yeah.
704
00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:06,879
I did that. What, you didn't
think I knew what I was doing?
705
00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:09,816
Yeah. Tell Grossman
it's on the house.
706
00:29:12,985 --> 00:29:15,087
Bless you, my son.
Thank you so much.
707
00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:18,991
The children thank you,
and God loves you.
708
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:21,928
-Bless you.
Thank you.
-Fucking cunt.
709
00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:23,462
What a kind face.
You know,
710
00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:24,463
just a small donation--
711
00:29:24,563 --> 00:29:26,665
-Hey! Outside!
-Whoa!
712
00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:29,101
Move it! Get your ass
out of here!
713
00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:31,237
Sleazy bitch.
714
00:29:31,337 --> 00:29:34,506
Phil Nasseros,
the meanest bartender
in New York.
715
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:37,143
Fucking guy
just 86'd a nun.
716
00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:39,111
Last April she was
the Easter bunny.
717
00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:40,112
BOOM BOOM: Fabian.
718
00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:42,014
It's your case.
719
00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:45,017
Aw, Harry, don't.
720
00:29:46,853 --> 00:29:48,154
Hello, sister, I saw
the whole thing.
721
00:29:48,254 --> 00:29:50,456
I'm a lawyer.
We're gonna
sue his ass, OK?
722
00:29:50,556 --> 00:29:52,691
Go fuck yourself.
723
00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:53,993
She just told me
to go fuck myself!
724
00:29:54,093 --> 00:29:56,295
-I agree.
-He agrees, this guy.
725
00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:58,164
If Fabian'd see a bird
digging up a worm
726
00:29:58,264 --> 00:30:00,332
he'd get the worm
to sue for assault.
727
00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:01,500
No. Whiplash.
728
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,836
Harry Fabian,
defender of worms.
729
00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:05,972
Boom Boom, I lost a case.
I'm a good sport about it.
730
00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:07,806
What are you drinking?
Johnnie Walker, right?
731
00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:09,341
Phil, throw him
a Black Label on me.
732
00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:11,944
You'll never believe this.
I got a promoter's license.
733
00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:13,479
I'm inspired
by you, man.
734
00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:14,981
I'm gonna take a shot
at promoting.
735
00:30:15,081 --> 00:30:17,483
I mean, nothing on your level,
obviously, but you know.
736
00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,418
To promoting.
737
00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:33,832
This one's
on you, huh?
738
00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:35,234
Come on,
Boom Boom, don't.
739
00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:46,178
I knew
this guy once.
740
00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:48,314
He was a pretty
shitty fighter,
741
00:30:48,414 --> 00:30:52,318
but what he could do--
I saw him do this once.
742
00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:55,254
He could take
a guy's face,
like this:
743
00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:01,360
And then take his
finger, like this:
744
00:31:03,996 --> 00:31:06,966
And drive it
through his
fucking brains.
745
00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:26,085
Want a refill,
tough guy?
746
00:31:26,185 --> 00:31:27,954
Fuck you.
747
00:31:35,161 --> 00:31:36,963
-Thank you.
-Tommy.
748
00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:39,231
-Tommy, who did
Al Grossman fight?
-Who?
749
00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:40,599
Al, Al Grossman,
Boom Boom's brother.
Who did he fight?
750
00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:42,034
Al Grossman?
Jeez, that's going back.
751
00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:44,070
Well, who did he fight?
Give me a name.
752
00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:47,974
Tami fucking Mauriello,
like every other
fucking meat pie, huh?
753
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,275
Maxie Rosenbloom,
I think, once.
754
00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:51,110
Uh, old Slapsie Maxie.
755
00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:53,980
What's the matter
with you?
756
00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:56,348
-Harry?
-Will you help
the children, my son?
757
00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:57,883
-A little spare change
for the children?
-What's the problem?
758
00:31:57,984 --> 00:31:59,085
Hey, Harry,
where you going?
759
00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:02,354
The children thank you.
God loves you.
760
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:11,063
Al Grossman?
761
00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:15,434
Over there?
762
00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:17,336
Thank you.
763
00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:25,011
Sticking him.
Sticking him.
764
00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:26,645
And you know Tony.
765
00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:29,015
You should have
known Tony. I mean,
766
00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:30,849
he looks up at me.
767
00:32:31,017 --> 00:32:34,286
He says, uh,
"Hey, Al, where
the fuck are we?"
768
00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:36,522
(laughing)
769
00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,857
Hey, yeah.
I swear. Yeah.
770
00:32:39,025 --> 00:32:43,062
I wish my father was alive
just for today.
771
00:32:43,162 --> 00:32:47,499
Al Grossman.
This is Al Grossman.
772
00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:50,036
My father worshiped
the ground you walked on.
773
00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:52,204
He said the time you
fought Maxie Rosenbloom
774
00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:55,174
was like the greatest
fight he ever saw.
775
00:32:55,274 --> 00:32:57,043
Which time?
776
00:32:58,244 --> 00:32:59,378
What?
777
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,347
Well, which fight,
the first or the second?
778
00:33:01,447 --> 00:33:02,648
(raspberries)
779
00:33:02,748 --> 00:33:04,416
Which do you think, Al?
780
00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:07,553
This guy.
781
00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:11,090
Harry Fabian,
attorney at law.
782
00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,558
It's an honor.
It's an honor.
783
00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:14,126
You are a legend.
A legend.
784
00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:15,527
Can I talk to you,
Al, for a minute?
785
00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:17,063
Yeah.
786
00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:20,399
They gave me
a nice apartment,
787
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,301
-right down
by the ocean.
-Uh-huh.
788
00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:23,569
This development,
you know what it's called?
789
00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:25,304
What?
790
00:33:25,404 --> 00:33:27,739
-Mountain View.
-Mountain View, heh.
791
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:31,110
Yeah, these developers
have got another
retirement compound in Boca.
792
00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:33,412
I mean, it's the same setup, and
you know what they call that?
793
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,613
-What?
-Ocean View.
794
00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:36,748
Ocean View.
795
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:39,085
Oh, what the fuck do I know.
796
00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:40,419
WOMAN: Come on,
come and dance.
797
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:44,623
You know, my health, thank God,
except for one thing.
798
00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:46,292
-What?
-You know, whenever I--
799
00:33:46,392 --> 00:33:47,459
How old are you?
800
00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:48,727
What, you got trouble
getting it up?
801
00:33:48,827 --> 00:33:51,097
What the fuck
you doing out here?
802
00:33:51,163 --> 00:33:54,466
Al, this is, you know,
like alter kaker city.
You're a New York guy.
803
00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:56,368
I've watched you.
You're like a man
of 47 out there.
804
00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:58,104
-Come on.
-What are you gonna do,
805
00:33:58,170 --> 00:33:59,538
hook up with some little
old pigeon with a bank book,
806
00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:01,507
make you a nice
gefilte fish every night,
807
00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:03,309
watch a little TV?
808
00:34:03,409 --> 00:34:05,111
Go to a doctor,
get a little
surgical implant
809
00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:06,345
with a little crank.
810
00:34:06,445 --> 00:34:07,579
Play cards
with a bunch
of hearing aids.
811
00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:09,215
Give me a break.
812
00:34:09,315 --> 00:34:11,750
Grossman, this is like the
Greyhound station for death.
813
00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,352
Could you see Boom Boom
living out here?
814
00:34:13,452 --> 00:34:16,322
Hey, look, don't fuckin'
talk to me about that prick.
815
00:34:16,422 --> 00:34:17,989
You know, that I don't
understand, Al.
816
00:34:18,124 --> 00:34:19,125
In fact, I'm gonna
tell you something.
817
00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:20,592
That makes me
very depressed.
818
00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:22,328
Well, I don't talk to him,
I don't talk about him.
819
00:34:22,428 --> 00:34:24,463
There's
at least two guys
in three divisions,
820
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:26,232
they can't get
a title crack,
and you know why?
821
00:34:26,332 --> 00:34:27,666
Why?
822
00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:30,136
Because they're not signed up
with that cocksucker.
823
00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:32,238
Hey, my brother's
an orthodontist.
824
00:34:32,338 --> 00:34:33,972
An orthodontist,
you know?
825
00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:35,307
But he's still
my brother, right?
826
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:38,144
Hey, I'm no angel.
I was no angel.
827
00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:39,778
When I was a kid,
I pulled some
armed robbery.
828
00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:42,814
I mean, it was
a different time,
829
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:46,218
but... you know, what I mean?
I had a gun.
830
00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:48,720
I said, "stick 'em up"
or some shit.
831
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,756
But it was
an honest robbery.
832
00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:53,959
I mean, not like,
uh, not like today.
833
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,295
What are those?
834
00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:58,164
Nothing.
835
00:34:58,230 --> 00:35:03,169
You start, uh,
talking to me
about Boom Boom...
836
00:35:03,235 --> 00:35:04,470
You know what
his real name is?
837
00:35:04,570 --> 00:35:05,471
-Ira.
-Yeah.
838
00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:07,173
Who gives a fuck?
839
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,474
So what do you think
about what I'm saying?
840
00:35:08,574 --> 00:35:10,809
You come back into town,
you spot me my talent.
841
00:35:10,909 --> 00:35:12,578
We bring back
the good old days.
842
00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:15,481
-Huh? What do you think?
-Eh, there never was
any good old days.
843
00:35:15,581 --> 00:35:18,049
Boxing's always been
a poor man's out.
844
00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:22,354
Well, whatever, but what
do you think, huh?
845
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:24,623
(sighs)
846
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,294
All right, I'll do it
on one condition.
847
00:35:28,394 --> 00:35:31,863
-What?
-You got to be
honest with me.
848
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,700
Were you bullshitting me
about your father?
849
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,735
Absolutely not,
Mr. Grossman.
850
00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:38,704
I swear on my
goldfish's eyes
851
00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:39,938
I was not
bullshitting you.
852
00:35:40,206 --> 00:35:42,208
I swear...
853
00:35:42,241 --> 00:35:43,975
I was lying
out of my ass.
854
00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:46,212
I knew it.
855
00:35:52,218 --> 00:35:53,219
Phil, there's like
a million guys out there
856
00:35:53,252 --> 00:35:54,820
I could be
offering this to.
857
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,756
I come to you first
out of respect
and friendship.
858
00:35:57,856 --> 00:36:00,226
"Take a hike"?
"Take a hike"?
859
00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:02,528
With all due respect,
a man comes to you,
offers you
860
00:36:02,628 --> 00:36:05,063
20 large back
on a $15,000 loan,
861
00:36:05,231 --> 00:36:06,998
a man you've known
for years, Phil, years.
862
00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:08,567
"Take a hike."
863
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:10,936
Come on, how could you say that
to me, Phil, really?
864
00:36:11,036 --> 00:36:12,571
Come on, how could you
say that to me?
865
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:15,106
Bing! Bang! In a bag,
a paper bag, back to you,
866
00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:16,308
right from the ticket
taker to you, Phil.
867
00:36:16,408 --> 00:36:17,409
I won't even touch it.
868
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:19,411
2,000 seats at 15
a pop plus beer.
869
00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:21,247
I will not
make it back, Phil?
870
00:36:21,313 --> 00:36:22,848
Come on,
with all due respect.
871
00:36:22,948 --> 00:36:24,483
Will you get out
of my face, Fabian?
872
00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:26,552
OK, look, I don't want to
use the wrong word here.
873
00:36:26,652 --> 00:36:28,454
I don't want to say "scared,"
'cause that's not you,
874
00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:30,689
I know, but are you
concerned about Grossman?
875
00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:33,259
This I would understand.
Normally I would be too,
876
00:36:33,359 --> 00:36:35,394
but circumstances, I'm gonna
tell you, have turned out such
877
00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:37,095
that at present,
you know what?
878
00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:39,631
I fucking laugh
at Grossman.
879
00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:43,269
With all due respect,
I fucking laugh at Grossman.
880
00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:45,537
Grossman will not
fucking come near me,
881
00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:47,773
and I cannot tell you why right
now because it's a surprise,
882
00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:50,909
but hear this: if Grossman
is Superman, which he is not,
883
00:36:51,009 --> 00:36:52,544
then you know what I am?
I am kryptonite.
884
00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:54,446
Trust me on this.
885
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,282
You saying
I'm afraid of Grossman?
886
00:36:56,315 --> 00:36:57,483
-Is that what you're saying?
-I said that?
887
00:36:57,583 --> 00:37:00,552
Did I say that? Phil,
Phil, did I say that?
888
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:03,689
I would put
hot, flaming barbecue
fucking skewers
889
00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:07,293
in my fucking eyes
before I would say that
to you or about you, Phil.
890
00:37:07,326 --> 00:37:09,761
To you or about you.
Hear this.
891
00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:12,298
Drop all
thoughts of that
here and now, Phil.
892
00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:13,899
But let me take
another tack
893
00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:15,867
while I'm
standing here with you, OK?
894
00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:19,938
Phil, listen, you are
the most successful
of all my peers, my friends.
895
00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:21,573
This establishment
is, like, legendary
896
00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:23,442
in its reputation
and excellence,
897
00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:26,445
but, but, and once again,
I have to be painstakingly
careful
898
00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:28,179
in my choice
of words here.
899
00:37:28,314 --> 00:37:29,147
Didn't you ever
in the middle
of the night,
900
00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:30,949
maybe, say, 4:30 a.m.,
901
00:37:31,049 --> 00:37:34,653
didn't you ever want
to be more than--
not just a bartender,
902
00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:37,022
because we all know you
are a legendary bartender,
903
00:37:37,122 --> 00:37:39,625
-but the thing is--
-Wait a minute, wait a
minute. What the fuck--
904
00:37:39,725 --> 00:37:41,927
I mean, who the fuck do you
think you're talking to, huh?
905
00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:45,664
You asshole! I mean,
you don't even know
what it's like
906
00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,333
to earn $15,000,
907
00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:50,369
and you come in here,
running down my husband?
908
00:37:50,469 --> 00:37:52,871
You ambulance-chasing
shyster bastard!
909
00:37:52,971 --> 00:37:54,840
You don't even trust you.
910
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,509
Hey, hey, hey, Helen,
really, you know,
just say what you feel.
911
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:58,877
Don't hold back.
We're all friends here.
912
00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:00,245
You know, you just--
913
00:38:00,346 --> 00:38:02,881
I'm gonna tell you
something, Harry.
914
00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:04,350
You're so fucking smart,
915
00:38:04,383 --> 00:38:06,385
you go out
and you get $7,500,
916
00:38:06,485 --> 00:38:10,356
and Phil will loan you
75 to match, OK?
917
00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:14,626
I'll give you
three days.
918
00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:17,496
Three days?
919
00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:19,365
Go. Go, go,
go, go, go.
920
00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:25,070
Bitch.
921
00:38:25,170 --> 00:38:28,640
("Money (That's What I Want)"
by Jr. Walker and The All Stars)
922
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:31,377
* The best things
in life are free *
923
00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:33,244
* But you can give it
to the birds and bees *
924
00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:35,481
* I need money *
925
00:38:35,581 --> 00:38:37,115
* That's what I want
926
00:38:37,383 --> 00:38:38,817
* Hey *
927
00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:41,853
* I need money,
that's what I want *
928
00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:42,921
* That's what I want
929
00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:45,391
* Hey...
930
00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:48,193
-Gupy.
-Harry.
931
00:38:48,394 --> 00:38:49,194
Is Faruz around?
932
00:38:49,395 --> 00:38:50,662
He's right there.
933
00:38:50,762 --> 00:38:53,599
Harry, my son.
934
00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:56,435
Abdul Ben Fazul.
935
00:38:56,535 --> 00:38:57,403
Hey.
936
00:38:57,436 --> 00:38:58,537
I dreamt of you
last night.
937
00:38:58,637 --> 00:38:59,505
Me, too.
938
00:38:59,605 --> 00:39:00,906
I dream about you
last night.
939
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:02,240
-You did?
-Yeah.
940
00:39:02,408 --> 00:39:05,076
(speaking foreign language)
941
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:06,845
I dream you become
rich man.
942
00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:08,714
I dream you become
rich man.
943
00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:11,483
Harry, I'm not
interested in boxing.
944
00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,419
Faruz, you don't have to
be interested in boxing.
945
00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:14,820
You got
to be interested
946
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,456
in getting back 9,000
on 7,5, guaranteed.
947
00:39:17,556 --> 00:39:18,790
-No, Harry.
-Guaranteed.
948
00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:21,326
-Guaranteed!
-Harry, I got
something better
949
00:39:21,427 --> 00:39:22,828
-for me and you.
-What? What?
950
00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:25,063
What? Faruz, I could be
going to a thousand guys.
951
00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:26,465
I'm coming to you first,
you know?
952
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:27,533
I'm coming to you first!
953
00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:29,267
Look. Have one
of these, Harry?
954
00:39:29,435 --> 00:39:32,003
Fantastic.
Four heads, cable ready,
955
00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:33,439
plays dirty movies,
956
00:39:33,472 --> 00:39:35,441
cartoons for the children,
everything.
957
00:39:35,474 --> 00:39:38,544
-Take it. Take it.
It's a gift.
-Oh, no.
958
00:39:38,644 --> 00:39:39,978
What is this,
a game show?
959
00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:41,547
A friend gave them
to me.
960
00:39:41,647 --> 00:39:43,048
-I give some to you.
-No.
961
00:39:43,148 --> 00:39:45,451
Sell them for 400.
You keep 200.
962
00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:47,653
What am I--
Give me a break.
963
00:39:50,622 --> 00:39:52,057
Faruz!
964
00:39:52,157 --> 00:39:55,927
-Faruz.
-Harry, sell them
for 400, you keep 200.
965
00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:57,863
Yeah, right.
966
00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:02,400
Lou, Lou,
I'm talking about
967
00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:04,402
expanding your
sports empire here.
968
00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:06,071
-Kickboxing?
-No, not kickboxing, no.
969
00:40:06,171 --> 00:40:07,606
Then without a dice.
970
00:40:07,706 --> 00:40:11,710
-What?
-I mean, no dice.
No dice.
971
00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:13,311
-No dice.
-Like, uh, how you say it?
972
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:14,480
-You like VCRs?
-No.
973
00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:15,747
I got a lot in the car.
974
00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:17,449
They go for 400 each
at Trader Horn's.
975
00:40:17,549 --> 00:40:19,585
I give to you,
2 for 700.
976
00:40:19,685 --> 00:40:22,020
-Pick up Orient, everything.
-No. Huh.
977
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,355
-Huh, huh.
-650. 550.
978
00:40:25,824 --> 00:40:27,659
Oh, Mr. Peck, please,
could I get--
979
00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:29,595
-I'm talking now.
-Let me just explain--
980
00:40:29,695 --> 00:40:32,964
You talked already.
Now me. Sit. Sit.
981
00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:39,805
Harry...you say
2,000 seats
982
00:40:39,905 --> 00:40:41,840
at $15 a pop?
983
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:44,710
That's 30,000,
plus beer and pretzels,
whatever,
984
00:40:44,810 --> 00:40:46,478
another 3 to 5.
985
00:40:46,578 --> 00:40:48,480
Maybe more.
Maybe more.
That's bottom line.
986
00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:50,682
Bottom. Harry, you ever
hear of Murphy's Law?
987
00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:54,219
Anything that can go wrong
will go wrong.
988
00:40:54,319 --> 00:40:56,755
That law was dedicated
to guys like you.
989
00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:58,490
Mr. Peck, come on.
990
00:40:58,590 --> 00:41:00,391
You remember, you came
in here a few years ago.
991
00:41:00,592 --> 00:41:01,693
"Mr. Peck, Mr. Peck!"
992
00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:05,531
What? You were gonna
buy 2 tons of rocks
993
00:41:05,564 --> 00:41:06,932
from the Berlin Wall.
What?!
994
00:41:07,032 --> 00:41:08,399
Yeah, I was. I mean,
what, are you kidding me?
995
00:41:08,534 --> 00:41:09,635
I would have
cleaned up.
996
00:41:09,735 --> 00:41:11,402
It's like owning
a piece of history.
997
00:41:11,537 --> 00:41:13,939
No, you wouldn't have.
You got rocks in your head.
998
00:41:14,039 --> 00:41:15,173
Nobody buys rocks.
999
00:41:15,273 --> 00:41:16,174
What are you talking
about, Mr. Peck?
1000
00:41:16,274 --> 00:41:17,208
Look at the Berlin
Wall today.
1001
00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:18,710
If I had
invested then,
1002
00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:20,211
you know how much
I could have made by now?
1003
00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:22,013
I could have paid
you back ten times.
1004
00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:23,749
What are we
talking about?
1005
00:41:23,849 --> 00:41:25,116
-Harry.
-You know what that's
all about? What?
1006
00:41:25,216 --> 00:41:28,119
You'd be
so good at something
1007
00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:30,388
if you'd only slow down.
1008
00:41:30,556 --> 00:41:31,757
Slow down, Mr. Peck?
How can I slow down?
1009
00:41:31,857 --> 00:41:33,792
You know, I'm like a shark.
I stop moving, I die.
1010
00:41:33,892 --> 00:41:36,294
-You know,
that's the way I am.
-Sharks got teeth.
1011
00:41:36,562 --> 00:41:39,397
Here, Harry,
come sit here.
1012
00:41:39,565 --> 00:41:42,033
Not too close.
I--I got a cold.
1013
00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:44,402
Listen, Harry,
I like you.
1014
00:41:44,636 --> 00:41:46,171
You're a nice kid.
1015
00:41:46,271 --> 00:41:48,574
If you insist
I gotta lend you,
1016
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,977
I mean, I got to say yes.
That's my business.
1017
00:41:52,077 --> 00:41:53,144
But then
what will happen,
1018
00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:54,813
says my crystal ball,
1019
00:41:54,913 --> 00:41:57,683
is something--something--
I don't know what.
1020
00:41:57,783 --> 00:42:00,051
Maybe Grossman,
maybe the State
Commission,
1021
00:42:00,151 --> 00:42:02,120
but something,
1022
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:04,790
and I'll be out
my money.
1023
00:42:04,890 --> 00:42:08,126
You'll be in less than
the best physical condition
you'll ever be in,
1024
00:42:08,226 --> 00:42:09,494
which I would
hate to see.
1025
00:42:09,595 --> 00:42:10,962
-I would hate to
see that, too.
-Yeah?
1026
00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:14,132
And we wouldn't
even be on speaking
terms anymore.
1027
00:42:14,232 --> 00:42:17,135
Harry, listen,
I like you,
1028
00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:19,905
but I'm such
a last resort.
1029
00:42:20,005 --> 00:42:23,074
Don't be so desperate.
1030
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:30,916
-Regis!
-Hi! How are you?
1031
00:42:31,016 --> 00:42:34,152
I didn't know
you guys were in town.
1032
00:42:34,252 --> 00:42:36,722
(chattering)
1033
00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:56,007
(horn)
1034
00:43:18,163 --> 00:43:19,998
(laughing)
1035
00:43:23,168 --> 00:43:24,736
Where is that, uh...
1036
00:43:24,836 --> 00:43:26,905
Oh.
1037
00:43:27,005 --> 00:43:28,206
Huh.
1038
00:43:28,306 --> 00:43:31,910
You really should
alphabetize your albums, Harry.
1039
00:43:36,081 --> 00:43:37,382
(music plays)
1040
00:43:37,482 --> 00:43:38,784
I got to pick
my words carefully here,
1041
00:43:38,884 --> 00:43:40,852
but, I mean, you know,
in all due respect,
1042
00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:42,788
I mean, you know,
legendarily speaking,
1043
00:43:42,888 --> 00:43:45,824
are you in a bad mood
or what? Hmm?
1044
00:43:46,858 --> 00:43:48,293
You see, he's confused.
1045
00:43:48,393 --> 00:43:49,795
I mean, he's thinking,
1046
00:43:49,895 --> 00:43:51,863
"God, you know,
should I, uh,
1047
00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:55,266
should I bust the bitch
in the face
for humiliating me,
1048
00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:59,705
or should I thank her?"
1049
00:43:59,805 --> 00:44:00,972
Yeah. Maybe, you know,
1050
00:44:01,072 --> 00:44:02,908
hey, maybe I should
thank her,
1051
00:44:03,008 --> 00:44:06,411
thank her for
knocking down the loan
to a reasonable amount,
1052
00:44:06,511 --> 00:44:09,180
that that little bastard
is now obligated to,
1053
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,718
if I come up
with the rest.
1054
00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:15,821
What's that?
1055
00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:21,192
This is money.
1056
00:44:22,427 --> 00:44:23,561
This is money.
1057
00:44:23,762 --> 00:44:25,563
How much
and for what?
1058
00:44:25,731 --> 00:44:29,600
This is 7,500.
This is for you.
1059
00:44:29,735 --> 00:44:32,570
This is 5,000
for a friend
of yours.
1060
00:44:32,738 --> 00:44:34,372
You get me
something for this,
1061
00:44:34,472 --> 00:44:37,075
and then...
you get this.
1062
00:44:38,810 --> 00:44:40,846
-Where'd you get this?
-Come on, Harry.
1063
00:44:40,946 --> 00:44:44,049
You know I kept every cent
I could get my hands on.
1064
00:44:44,149 --> 00:44:47,753
Look at this. Here.
You take this to Phil.
1065
00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:51,089
You say,
"Phil, here you go.
Cough up your end."
1066
00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:53,892
Who's my friend
for the 5?
1067
00:44:53,992 --> 00:44:55,593
You know
the Blue Dolphin?
1068
00:44:55,761 --> 00:44:57,628
-What, on 11th Street?
-Yeah.
1069
00:44:57,763 --> 00:44:58,964
It's closed.
Somebody bought it
or something.
1070
00:44:59,064 --> 00:45:00,932
It's been closed
like six months,
something.
1071
00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:03,101
You take this,
you get me
a liquor license
1072
00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:05,536
so I can open it.
1073
00:45:05,771 --> 00:45:07,005
You bought it?
1074
00:45:07,105 --> 00:45:09,107
Yeah, you were right, Harry.
I'm a city girl.
1075
00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:11,777
What the fuck
am I gonna do
in California, huh?
1076
00:45:11,810 --> 00:45:14,379
I mean, I'd die
in California.
1077
00:45:14,479 --> 00:45:16,247
No, I got to make my
stuff happen here.
1078
00:45:16,347 --> 00:45:20,018
It's just--
it's just I can't
stand it anymore.
1079
00:45:20,118 --> 00:45:23,054
You know, he's all over me
all the time.
1080
00:45:23,154 --> 00:45:25,423
But I can't get
a liquor license
in New York
1081
00:45:25,523 --> 00:45:27,325
'cause of that
felony conviction
I got on the books.
1082
00:45:27,425 --> 00:45:28,860
It's like a...
1083
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,595
what, it's like a tattoo,
you know?
1084
00:45:30,796 --> 00:45:31,797
Hey, Helen, you know,
1085
00:45:31,863 --> 00:45:33,799
you leave Phil,
you leave town.
1086
00:45:33,832 --> 00:45:36,034
Ah, screw him.
Look. Take this.
1087
00:45:36,134 --> 00:45:37,803
Get your friend
to get me a license,
1088
00:45:37,869 --> 00:45:39,004
like you did
for Marty Fat-ass.
1089
00:45:39,104 --> 00:45:40,505
Marty fat-ass
was a goddamn hack license.
1090
00:45:40,605 --> 00:45:42,808
What you want is a whole
different animal.
1091
00:45:42,874 --> 00:45:44,475
You're talking
the State Liquor
Authority now.
1092
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:46,812
This is a whole
different animal.
1093
00:45:46,878 --> 00:45:49,881
What, you haven't got
a fucking friend at the SLA?
1094
00:45:49,981 --> 00:45:52,350
Why don't you just
get it under another name,
1095
00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:54,019
or take on a partner?
1096
00:45:57,355 --> 00:45:59,524
Well...
1097
00:45:59,624 --> 00:46:01,960
You want to be
my partner, Harry,
huh?
1098
00:46:02,060 --> 00:46:04,595
You want to be
my partner, hmm?
1099
00:46:04,830 --> 00:46:05,964
-Me?
-Yeah.
1100
00:46:06,064 --> 00:46:07,866
Why on earth would anyone
who knows me
1101
00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:08,867
willingly take me on
as a partner?
1102
00:46:08,967 --> 00:46:10,668
I mean, come on,
truly.
1103
00:46:10,836 --> 00:46:12,470
Well, 'cause you got
more energy than Con Ed.
1104
00:46:12,570 --> 00:46:14,672
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
1105
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,943
You're an
eternal optimist,
1106
00:46:18,043 --> 00:46:20,278
and...
1107
00:46:20,378 --> 00:46:21,712
you got a good heart.
1108
00:46:21,913 --> 00:46:23,915
-I do, huh?
-Yeah.
1109
00:46:25,350 --> 00:46:26,517
You don't fool me.
1110
00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:28,186
Oh, yeah,
I don't, huh?
1111
00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:29,287
No.
1112
00:46:32,858 --> 00:46:34,993
Come on,
what do you say,
Harry?
1113
00:46:35,093 --> 00:46:36,862
Hmm?
1114
00:46:36,895 --> 00:46:38,964
Oh, I really--
No, thanks.
1115
00:46:39,064 --> 00:46:40,398
I really think
I want to take a shot
1116
00:46:40,498 --> 00:46:42,233
at this other thing.
1117
00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:45,036
Yeah? Really?
1118
00:46:46,204 --> 00:46:47,705
Oh.
1119
00:46:47,873 --> 00:46:50,208
No problem.
You know,
you just, uh--
1120
00:46:51,576 --> 00:46:52,978
You just get me
the license,
1121
00:46:53,078 --> 00:46:54,946
and then you can
have the money.
1122
00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:03,889
I gotta think.
1123
00:47:05,123 --> 00:47:08,059
Yeah. Now,
I was asking around.
1124
00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:10,095
They say the best was
when they had a Jew
fight an Italian.
1125
00:47:10,195 --> 00:47:11,897
Then they'd line up
for miles.
1126
00:47:11,963 --> 00:47:13,899
Also, I was thinking, what if
I had an amateur night?
1127
00:47:13,932 --> 00:47:15,300
You know, get a cop
to fight a fireman
1128
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:16,734
or a sanitation guy.
1129
00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:18,736
Drop some freebies off
at the precinct,
1130
00:47:18,904 --> 00:47:21,006
the firehouse,
the dump, you know?
1131
00:47:21,106 --> 00:47:22,740
Oh, fuckin' Helen,
man, this is it.
1132
00:47:22,908 --> 00:47:24,275
No more bullshit, no more.
I can't stand the man.
1133
00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:25,810
I'm better than this.
I mean, I'm no jerk.
1134
00:47:25,911 --> 00:47:27,212
Well, but...
I am a jerk,
1135
00:47:27,312 --> 00:47:28,914
but it's like
playing possum so far.
1136
00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:30,548
It's like the light
under the bushel for me.
1137
00:47:30,648 --> 00:47:31,917
I been eating shit
with a shovel,
1138
00:47:31,950 --> 00:47:34,752
but this is it, right?
This is it, man.
1139
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:38,189
Fuck Regis Philbin!
Ho ho ho!
1140
00:47:38,289 --> 00:47:39,557
Do you know me?
1141
00:47:39,657 --> 00:47:41,526
People know me
in the boxing world,
1142
00:47:41,626 --> 00:47:44,996
but sometimes in an airport
or in a hotel
or in a whorehouse,
1143
00:47:45,096 --> 00:47:47,265
I'm just another schmuck,
another Harry.
1144
00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:49,834
That's why I carry this:
1145
00:47:49,935 --> 00:47:51,937
(ticking) American Express.
1146
00:47:52,037 --> 00:47:53,471
Don't leave home without it.
1147
00:47:58,977 --> 00:47:59,945
-You really think
I have a good heart?
-Yeah--
1148
00:48:00,011 --> 00:48:01,112
-I do, you know.
-I know you do.
1149
00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:02,213
-But you really
think so, too?
-I do.
1150
00:48:02,313 --> 00:48:03,214
-Huh?
-Yeah.
1151
00:48:03,314 --> 00:48:04,782
You bitch.
1152
00:48:04,950 --> 00:48:07,352
I tricked you,
didn't I, Harry, huh?
1153
00:48:13,424 --> 00:48:14,359
WOMAN: SLA.
1154
00:48:14,459 --> 00:48:16,061
John Dugan, please.
1155
00:48:16,161 --> 00:48:18,329
Harry, I want to fly up
a lady friend from Miami.
1156
00:48:18,429 --> 00:48:19,864
What lady friend?
1157
00:48:19,965 --> 00:48:21,399
What, are you turning
sex beast on me now?
1158
00:48:21,499 --> 00:48:22,500
-Dugan.
-Huh?
1159
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,302
Dugan.
1160
00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:25,270
Dugie,
Fabian the fox.
1161
00:48:25,370 --> 00:48:26,972
Fabian, how are you?
1162
00:48:27,072 --> 00:48:29,107
Good, good, good, very good.
Listen, I got to see you.
1163
00:48:29,207 --> 00:48:31,476
-No can do.
-No can do? No can do.
What's "No can do"?
1164
00:48:31,576 --> 00:48:33,311
What's that,
a Chinese appetizer?
1165
00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:34,812
-I got to see you.
It's important.
- About what?
1166
00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:35,646
About what.
I'm getting married.
1167
00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:37,448
I want you to be
my best man,
1168
00:48:37,548 --> 00:48:38,984
-that's about what.
-Don't fuck with me, OK?
1169
00:48:39,050 --> 00:48:41,052
-I'm serious.
-What else?
1170
00:48:41,152 --> 00:48:42,520
I'm serious.
What else, what else,
why else would I call?
1171
00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:43,588
-Nothing else?
-Nothing else.
1172
00:48:43,688 --> 00:48:45,023
Where and when?
1173
00:48:45,123 --> 00:48:46,424
-6:00 good tonight?
-Yeah.
1174
00:48:46,524 --> 00:48:47,993
Maricaro on
Mulberry Street?
1175
00:48:48,059 --> 00:48:49,427
-All right. I know it.
-6:00?
1176
00:48:49,527 --> 00:48:50,996
-All right.
-OK.
1177
00:48:51,062 --> 00:48:52,297
Now, what is this, Al?
Who's this woman?
1178
00:48:52,397 --> 00:48:54,099
I can't have this.
1179
00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:57,068
I can't have my personnel up
on morals charges. What is this?
1180
00:48:57,168 --> 00:49:00,071
Hey, Harry,
you getting married?
1181
00:49:02,007 --> 00:49:06,111
Look at him.
Look at him.
1182
00:49:06,211 --> 00:49:08,213
-You got any
frequent-flier miles?
-(laughing)
1183
00:49:08,313 --> 00:49:09,447
-You're sure?
-(laughing)
1184
00:49:09,547 --> 00:49:12,017
Rock 'n' roll, champ.
1185
00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:16,387
("The Great Pretender"
by The Platters)
1186
00:49:16,487 --> 00:49:18,923
* Oh, yes
1187
00:49:19,024 --> 00:49:23,461
* I'm the great
pretender... *
1188
00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:24,662
Dugie.
1189
00:49:24,762 --> 00:49:26,164
You're getting
married, Harry?
1190
00:49:26,264 --> 00:49:27,498
Not exactly.
1191
00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:28,933
I didn't think so.
1192
00:49:29,034 --> 00:49:30,135
I couldn't imagine
being your best man.
1193
00:49:30,235 --> 00:49:31,302
We don't even
like each other.
1194
00:49:31,402 --> 00:49:32,237
I'm crazy about you.
1195
00:49:32,337 --> 00:49:34,239
You just got
a self-image problem.
1196
00:49:34,339 --> 00:49:36,041
Anyway, I got a friend who's
gonna get married, this lady,
1197
00:49:36,107 --> 00:49:37,675
and I want to get her
a unique wedding present
1198
00:49:37,775 --> 00:49:39,544
and I thought only you
can help me with,
you know what I mean?
1199
00:49:39,644 --> 00:49:41,046
Can't do it
anymore, Harry.
1200
00:49:41,146 --> 00:49:43,381
They're watching me,
I think.
I'm not sure.
1201
00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:45,883
I got 5 bucks to spend,
more or less.
1202
00:49:46,051 --> 00:49:48,453
You got 7,500
to spend, more or less?
1203
00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:51,489
-75?
-75.
1204
00:49:51,589 --> 00:49:53,058
No, I don't have that.
1205
00:49:53,124 --> 00:49:54,959
Then what did you bring
me down here for?
1206
00:49:55,060 --> 00:49:56,494
You know, you waste
my time, come on.
1207
00:49:56,594 --> 00:49:57,628
Sit down.
1208
00:49:57,728 --> 00:49:59,464
Sit. Come on.
1209
00:49:59,564 --> 00:50:01,299
Now it's 85, Harry.
1210
00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:03,568
You're still a prick,
aren't you?
1211
00:50:03,668 --> 00:50:04,602
Yeah, I am, I am.
1212
00:50:04,702 --> 00:50:07,405
It takes one
to know one.
1213
00:50:12,210 --> 00:50:13,944
You got any blanks?
I'll print my own.
1214
00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:15,513
You got a forger,
huh, Harry?
1215
00:50:15,613 --> 00:50:17,348
You got 1,500
for me?
1216
00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:18,783
It's in the paper.
1217
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:21,452
(chuckles)
1218
00:50:21,552 --> 00:50:23,421
So's your blank.
1219
00:50:25,623 --> 00:50:27,192
2,000, Harry.
1220
00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:28,626
Just do it right,
Herman.
1221
00:50:28,726 --> 00:50:30,661
Uh-huh.
1222
00:50:30,761 --> 00:50:31,762
It's got
to look right.
1223
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:33,231
It's got to look
legitimate.
1224
00:50:33,331 --> 00:50:35,500
* What my heart
can't conceal *
1225
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,403
* Oh
1226
00:50:38,503 --> 00:50:44,675
* Yes,
I'm the great pretender *
1227
00:50:44,775 --> 00:50:46,177
* Ooh ooh
1228
00:50:46,277 --> 00:50:49,347
* Just laughin' and gay...
1229
00:50:49,447 --> 00:50:50,381
Oh, boy.
1230
00:50:50,481 --> 00:50:52,617
* Like a clown
1231
00:50:52,717 --> 00:50:53,684
* Ooh ooh...
1232
00:50:53,784 --> 00:50:55,320
(laughing)
1233
00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:57,288
Aw, Harry.
1234
00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:59,657
-Hey, you want to
celebrate or something?
-Nah. I'm gonna crash.
1235
00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:02,727
No, come on, come on.
1236
00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:04,962
Oh, I know what--
Do that, uh...
1237
00:51:05,130 --> 00:51:06,731
Do that American Express
commercial. Come on.
1238
00:51:06,831 --> 00:51:08,266
-Nah.
-Yeah.
1239
00:51:08,366 --> 00:51:10,168
Come on, aw, Harry,
come on, do it once, please?
1240
00:51:10,268 --> 00:51:11,469
Eh...
1241
00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:13,471
Oh, let me try it, then.
All right, let me try it.
1242
00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:15,406
Uh...
1243
00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:20,511
Hi. You know me?
1244
00:51:20,611 --> 00:51:22,247
In the boxing world,
1245
00:51:22,347 --> 00:51:25,250
my name is a household word,
but sometimes in airports,
1246
00:51:25,350 --> 00:51:29,187
restaurants,
whorehouses--
1247
00:51:29,287 --> 00:51:31,389
Oh, come on.
You do it. You do it.
1248
00:51:31,489 --> 00:51:33,324
-Nah, no.
-Yeah, I want you
to do it.
1249
00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:36,227
-Do it, do it, do it,
do it, do it.
-No.
1250
00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:39,197
All right.
Do you know me?
1251
00:51:39,297 --> 00:51:42,167
In the boxing world,
I'm a household name,
1252
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,034
but in an airport
or in a hotel,
1253
00:51:44,169 --> 00:51:45,770
they treat me
like everybody else:
1254
00:51:45,870 --> 00:51:47,505
a piece of shit.
1255
00:51:53,244 --> 00:51:56,046
You know something?
1256
00:51:56,181 --> 00:52:01,186
You're just like
a... hero looking
for a target.
1257
00:52:04,189 --> 00:52:05,190
Come in with me
on this thing.
1258
00:52:05,290 --> 00:52:07,192
I'm telling you,
I could--
1259
00:52:07,225 --> 00:52:09,560
I'll bring you
home, baby. Huh?
1260
00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:10,628
I can't.
1261
00:52:10,728 --> 00:52:12,397
What?
1262
00:52:12,497 --> 00:52:13,531
Come on, Harry.
1263
00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:14,632
(kisses)
1264
00:52:14,732 --> 00:52:17,468
You know,
just you and me,
1265
00:52:17,568 --> 00:52:18,869
beneath a tree,
1266
00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:22,673
doin' what comes
naturally.
1267
00:52:32,250 --> 00:52:33,418
What's this?
1268
00:52:33,518 --> 00:52:34,785
What's what?
1269
00:52:34,885 --> 00:52:36,221
Where'd you get this?
1270
00:52:36,287 --> 00:52:37,755
From my friend
at Chase Manhattan.
1271
00:52:37,855 --> 00:52:39,224
What, did you go to Peck?
1272
00:52:39,290 --> 00:52:41,559
Peck? Do I look
that desperate, Phil?
1273
00:52:41,659 --> 00:52:46,130
Hey, Helen. Did you see this?
Where did he get this?
1274
00:52:46,231 --> 00:52:50,401
Hey, Phil, you might have
underestimated my resources,
my resourcefulness.
1275
00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:52,337
-Fuck you.
-OK, fuck me,
I won't argue,
1276
00:52:52,437 --> 00:52:53,838
but a deal's
a deal, right?
1277
00:52:53,938 --> 00:52:55,240
We're men of honor,
honorable men,
1278
00:52:55,306 --> 00:52:56,541
good and honorable
men and all that.
1279
00:52:56,641 --> 00:52:59,710
Where the fuck
would you raise
7,500?
1280
00:52:59,810 --> 00:53:01,312
Well, so...
1281
00:53:01,412 --> 00:53:03,348
Uh...
1282
00:53:03,448 --> 00:53:05,250
-So, uh...
-No problem.
1283
00:53:05,316 --> 00:53:07,552
Just tell me
when you need it.
You'll have it.
1284
00:53:07,652 --> 00:53:09,119
How about right now?
I got to rent a place,
1285
00:53:09,254 --> 00:53:11,256
a big place. I got to
line up my meat,
1286
00:53:11,289 --> 00:53:12,257
I got to lay down
my bond.
1287
00:53:12,357 --> 00:53:14,091
How much is the bond?
1288
00:53:14,259 --> 00:53:16,427
-Uh...7.
-Seven. You got that
without me.
1289
00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:17,728
You don't have to lay out
anything else
1290
00:53:17,828 --> 00:53:19,530
till fight night, right?
1291
00:53:19,630 --> 00:53:20,998
Give me some time.
1292
00:53:21,266 --> 00:53:22,667
Hey, Phil,
1293
00:53:22,767 --> 00:53:25,270
you're leaving me
with, like,
500 here, Phil.
1294
00:53:25,303 --> 00:53:26,571
Hey, you gonna
bust balls, Fabian?
1295
00:53:26,671 --> 00:53:28,539
I said I'd give it to you
when you needed it.
1296
00:53:28,639 --> 00:53:29,540
Did I not say that?
1297
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:30,575
Yes, OK, yes,
1298
00:53:30,675 --> 00:53:32,443
you did say that,
and I do believe you.
1299
00:53:34,812 --> 00:53:37,648
(music playing)
1300
00:53:38,316 --> 00:53:40,385
Nice people.
Nice music.
1301
00:53:40,485 --> 00:53:42,019
MAN: Y'all got something to
shave with, take a walk now.
1302
00:53:42,287 --> 00:53:43,554
These here?
Radar hands.
1303
00:53:43,654 --> 00:53:46,291
You got it, I'll find it.
Radar hands.
1304
00:53:46,391 --> 00:53:48,426
Nice suit. Where'd you
get it at, Marty's?
Let's go.
1305
00:53:48,526 --> 00:53:52,730
Yo, what we got here?
Father Time.
1306
00:53:53,998 --> 00:53:55,666
Too old to
hold your hands up?
1307
00:53:55,766 --> 00:53:57,435
Hold your hands up!
1308
00:53:59,069 --> 00:54:01,339
You're scaring me, pops,
you're scaring me.
1309
00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:04,542
-Scare you.
-Shake a tail feather.
1310
00:54:04,642 --> 00:54:06,311
-Prick.
-Radar hands.
Let's move it.
1311
00:54:15,052 --> 00:54:17,988
* We rise above it
1312
00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:19,757
* We've got to believe
1313
00:54:19,857 --> 00:54:21,359
* In each other
1314
00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:23,761
* 'Cause we all get lost
1315
00:54:23,861 --> 00:54:25,596
* Along the way
1316
00:54:25,696 --> 00:54:29,334
* We all still look
for a better day *
1317
00:54:29,434 --> 00:54:31,636
* We all need help
1318
00:54:31,736 --> 00:54:36,441
* To find out
where to end it *
1319
00:54:36,541 --> 00:54:38,809
* Yeah, yeah, yeah
1320
00:54:43,514 --> 00:54:45,182
Harry,
I'm gonna break
that bastard's face.
1321
00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:46,484
Oh, forget him.
1322
00:54:46,584 --> 00:54:47,618
What do you think?
Big enough or what?
1323
00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:50,187
-Forget him?
-Yeah, forget him.
1324
00:54:50,355 --> 00:54:50,988
What do you think
about the place?
1325
00:54:51,088 --> 00:54:52,390
It's great, huh?
1326
00:54:52,490 --> 00:54:53,958
What? It's a fuckin'
dance hall.
1327
00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:54,992
Yeah.
It's great, though.
1328
00:54:55,092 --> 00:54:56,594
It's great for a fight.
1329
00:55:01,566 --> 00:55:04,469
Let's dance.
Come on, disco buddy.
1330
00:55:04,569 --> 00:55:06,537
You know, Harry,
I'm starting to have
second thoughts about you.
1331
00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:07,838
Yeah, right.
1332
00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:20,885
I'm getting loch in kopf
with this hubbub, Harold.
1333
00:55:20,985 --> 00:55:22,387
His name is Harry.
1334
00:55:22,453 --> 00:55:23,521
-Harry.
-Harry. It's Harry.
1335
00:55:23,621 --> 00:55:24,489
I told you three times already.
1336
00:55:24,589 --> 00:55:25,656
OK, it's right
over here.
1337
00:55:25,756 --> 00:55:26,524
Right on the right.
1338
00:55:26,624 --> 00:55:28,526
There you go,
Frieda.
1339
00:55:34,399 --> 00:55:36,401
(indistinct)
1340
00:55:46,977 --> 00:55:48,446
Hey, shyster,
1341
00:55:48,546 --> 00:55:50,748
Boom Boom wants
to talk to you.
1342
00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:51,916
Now.
1343
00:55:53,484 --> 00:55:54,552
Uh...
I'll be right back.
1344
00:55:54,652 --> 00:55:56,120
I just have
to do something.
1345
00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:58,255
Have
the homemade soup.
It's very good.
1346
00:55:58,423 --> 00:55:59,757
You can order one
for me, too.
1347
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:01,626
Homemade? In whose home?
1348
00:56:04,495 --> 00:56:05,830
-What are you doing with him?
-With who?
1349
00:56:05,930 --> 00:56:07,432
What's he doing
with you?
1350
00:56:07,498 --> 00:56:09,434
He's got a bum heart.
What are you doing with him?
1351
00:56:09,534 --> 00:56:11,001
Boom Boom, Boom Boom,
take it easy.
1352
00:56:11,101 --> 00:56:12,437
You still got
registered hands--
1353
00:56:12,503 --> 00:56:13,604
-Harry.
-You know what I mean?
1354
00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:17,875
Al.
1355
00:56:20,511 --> 00:56:21,946
Let's go, Harry.
1356
00:56:22,046 --> 00:56:23,514
Yeah, let's go.
1357
00:56:24,649 --> 00:56:25,783
Al...
1358
00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:31,589
(door opens and closes)
1359
00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:36,293
MAN 1: Donny,
I need some help
over here.
1360
00:56:36,461 --> 00:56:38,496
MAN 2: All right.
Wait a minute.
1361
00:56:38,596 --> 00:56:39,964
-Ah, Fabian.
-Mr. Resnick.
1362
00:56:40,064 --> 00:56:41,298
-How are you?
-How are you?
1363
00:56:41,466 --> 00:56:42,767
-All right.
-This is Al Grossman.
1364
00:56:42,867 --> 00:56:44,502
OK. Come on down
to the office.
Boxing, huh?
1365
00:56:44,602 --> 00:56:46,103
Yeah. It takes balls,
Mr. Resnick,
1366
00:56:46,203 --> 00:56:47,505
and you got balls
by the dozen.
1367
00:56:47,605 --> 00:56:49,774
-I can tell,
I can tell. Huh?
-Yeah.
1368
00:56:49,874 --> 00:56:51,308
It's a great place.
1369
00:56:51,476 --> 00:56:54,479
-Al, give him a hand.
-What am I doing here?
1370
00:56:54,545 --> 00:56:55,646
He fucking wants
5,000 for the night
1371
00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:57,582
so I'm giving him
the VCRs as collateral.
1372
00:56:57,682 --> 00:56:58,916
What the hell
is this?
1373
00:56:59,016 --> 00:57:00,818
Oh, boy.
1374
00:57:03,153 --> 00:57:05,590
Aw, shit.
1375
00:57:05,690 --> 00:57:07,658
Aw...
1376
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:10,961
You know, Harry, I--
1377
00:57:11,061 --> 00:57:13,498
(engine starts)
1378
00:57:20,571 --> 00:57:23,541
(telephone rings)
1379
00:57:23,641 --> 00:57:24,775
WOMAN:
Champion Enterprises,
1380
00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:28,513
can I help you?
Hold on, please.
1381
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,817
Listen, tell him
we're here.
1382
00:57:34,184 --> 00:57:35,653
Mr. Grossman.
1383
00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:39,657
Some place.
1384
00:57:39,757 --> 00:57:41,526
Big time.
1385
00:57:42,527 --> 00:57:44,829
(telephone rings)
1386
00:57:44,929 --> 00:57:47,532
WOMAN:
Champion Enterprises,
can I help you?
1387
00:57:47,565 --> 00:57:49,967
Hey, Boom Boom,
long time no see.
1388
00:57:50,067 --> 00:57:52,069
Nice place. Hey, Cuda.
1389
00:57:52,169 --> 00:57:53,538
Coulda, woulda, shoulda.
1390
00:57:53,604 --> 00:57:55,405
Heh. Just kidding.
1391
00:57:55,540 --> 00:57:56,574
Listen, kid,
I'm only kidding,
man.
1392
00:57:56,674 --> 00:57:57,808
Listen, you know,
that happened,
1393
00:57:57,908 --> 00:57:59,677
that's OK.
No hard feelings, OK?
1394
00:57:59,777 --> 00:58:02,012
No, you know,
it's just, uh...
1395
00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:03,047
The way it is.
1396
00:58:04,148 --> 00:58:06,817
Hey, take it easy.
1397
00:58:06,917 --> 00:58:08,118
Ow!
Take it easy.
1398
00:58:08,218 --> 00:58:09,286
(elevator bell rings)
1399
00:58:09,554 --> 00:58:11,556
(choking)
1400
00:58:11,622 --> 00:58:13,558
-Easy!
-You make one more
fuckin' move,
1401
00:58:13,658 --> 00:58:15,893
spic, I'll step on
your fuckin' head.
1402
00:58:15,993 --> 00:58:16,961
No.
1403
00:58:20,264 --> 00:58:23,033
What are you getting
yourself into, Al?
1404
00:58:26,971 --> 00:58:29,774
You want to do
strong-arm shit, Ira?
1405
00:58:34,278 --> 00:58:36,413
You're a very
foolish man, Al.
1406
00:58:36,581 --> 00:58:37,815
Yeah, well, that's OK.
Come on.
1407
00:58:37,915 --> 00:58:40,818
What do you know about
this little prick?
1408
00:58:40,918 --> 00:58:42,152
He's OK.
1409
00:58:42,252 --> 00:58:43,721
Yeah.
1410
00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:48,726
Well, I'd like to have
a few words with Harry.
1411
00:58:48,826 --> 00:58:49,860
Go ahead.
1412
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:50,961
Alone.
1413
00:58:52,597 --> 00:58:53,764
Please.
1414
00:58:57,101 --> 00:58:58,202
It's OK, Al.
1415
00:58:58,302 --> 00:59:00,771
It's cool.
Don't worry.
1416
00:59:03,140 --> 00:59:04,609
Harry, Harry, Harry.
1417
00:59:04,675 --> 00:59:06,510
That's my name.
1418
00:59:06,611 --> 00:59:08,946
So you're really gonna
go through with this, huh?
1419
00:59:10,347 --> 00:59:11,481
Why don't I give you
a little money
1420
00:59:11,616 --> 00:59:13,217
so you can
forget it, huh?
1421
00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:14,685
I mean,
fight game's tough.
1422
00:59:14,785 --> 00:59:16,854
It's not for everybody.
1423
00:59:18,222 --> 00:59:19,890
How much
do you want, Harry?
1424
00:59:22,927 --> 00:59:24,629
I want to
tell you something,
Boom Boom.
1425
00:59:24,695 --> 00:59:26,263
Whatever anybody thinks of me,
I paid my dues.
1426
00:59:26,363 --> 00:59:27,832
Six years at Legal Aid,
1427
00:59:27,932 --> 00:59:29,900
I must have represented
like 15,000 poor people,
1428
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,802
and you know how you do that?
You do it fast.
1429
00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:33,938
You never go to trial,
you cut 'em the best deal
on the spot
1430
00:59:34,038 --> 00:59:35,673
and you move on.
1431
00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:37,474
But you know what happens when
you go into private practice?
1432
00:59:37,642 --> 00:59:39,276
You can't shake
that six-year go-go head.
1433
00:59:39,376 --> 00:59:40,878
With civil cases,
it's like you get somebody
by the balls,
1434
00:59:40,978 --> 00:59:42,680
you make them pay,
you get the hell out.
1435
00:59:42,780 --> 00:59:44,649
By the balls,
you make them pay,
you get the hell out.
1436
00:59:44,715 --> 00:59:45,983
Like a machine,
like an animal,
like with you. Like--
1437
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:47,251
Now that's all I ever do
is take the money and run.
1438
00:59:47,351 --> 00:59:48,385
Take the fuckin' money
and run.
1439
00:59:48,653 --> 00:59:49,687
That's all I ever do.
1440
00:59:49,787 --> 00:59:50,755
I never, you know...
1441
00:59:50,855 --> 00:59:53,323
One time,
about ten years ago,
1442
00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:55,760
I had these clients,
like a Puerto Rican family
from Bed-Stuy.
1443
00:59:55,860 --> 00:59:57,561
And the police, they were like
looking for somebody,
1444
00:59:57,662 --> 00:59:59,263
you know, they were
looking for a guy.
1445
00:59:59,363 --> 01:00:00,898
So they broke in,
1446
01:00:00,998 --> 01:00:02,366
and they beat up everybody
in the whole fucking family--
1447
01:00:02,466 --> 01:00:04,501
The kids,
the grandmother,
everybody.
1448
01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:06,503
The whole fucking family,
looking for this guy.
1449
01:00:06,704 --> 01:00:08,572
They had the wrong house.
1450
01:00:08,673 --> 01:00:10,507
I took the New York City
Police Department to court.
1451
01:00:10,708 --> 01:00:12,376
Me, Harry Fabian, right?
1452
01:00:12,476 --> 01:00:15,245
They gave me 10,000
and my clients 10,000
to go away.
1453
01:00:15,345 --> 01:00:18,148
10,000 to each of us
to go away.
1454
01:00:18,248 --> 01:00:20,150
And I took it.
1455
01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:21,618
I took it.
1456
01:00:21,719 --> 01:00:22,787
You know, I don't know
how much
1457
01:00:22,887 --> 01:00:25,790
we could've gotten,
you know?
1458
01:00:25,890 --> 01:00:27,792
But I don't know,
I could've like--
I could've like
1459
01:00:27,892 --> 01:00:29,660
taken the New York City
Police Department to court,
1460
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:31,328
and I didn't,
you know? I didn't.
1461
01:00:31,428 --> 01:00:32,562
I mean,
I could've, like, won.
1462
01:00:32,663 --> 01:00:34,431
I could've scored, you know?
1463
01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:36,767
Not money, but scored.
1464
01:00:37,735 --> 01:00:38,769
Instead, I just took the--
1465
01:00:38,869 --> 01:00:40,070
Took what they
fuckin' gave me,
1466
01:00:40,170 --> 01:00:41,305
like a fuckin' asshole.
1467
01:00:41,405 --> 01:00:42,907
So, anyways,
no, no, Boom Boom.
1468
01:00:43,007 --> 01:00:45,009
I'm tired of being an asshole
and being a schmuck
1469
01:00:45,109 --> 01:00:46,911
and laughed at
and everybody making fun,
1470
01:00:47,011 --> 01:00:48,545
they think I'm just
a little fucking putz, man.
1471
01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,781
I'm not like that.
No, no.
1472
01:00:50,881 --> 01:00:51,982
You know, why can't
I have a piece?
1473
01:00:52,082 --> 01:00:54,051
Why can't I be the man
for once?
1474
01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:55,552
I'm gonna make my stand,
1475
01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,354
I'm gonna be a fucking
boxing promoter.
1476
01:00:57,454 --> 01:00:59,724
If I go all the way, like just
to get you over a barrel,
1477
01:00:59,824 --> 01:01:00,958
man, I could do that
all the time.
1478
01:01:01,058 --> 01:01:03,460
I do it all the time,
right? Right?
1479
01:01:03,728 --> 01:01:05,229
So why? Why should I?
1480
01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:07,264
Why should I settle for that?
1481
01:01:11,068 --> 01:01:13,103
Just for the record, though,
I want to ask you something.
1482
01:01:14,739 --> 01:01:16,106
How much were you
gonna pay me?
1483
01:01:16,206 --> 01:01:17,241
(chuckling)
1484
01:01:20,444 --> 01:01:22,279
You're not wearing
a wire, are you?
1485
01:01:24,081 --> 01:01:26,784
No, no, no offense.
I didn't think you were.
1486
01:01:26,884 --> 01:01:28,786
You want to
go ahead with this,
1487
01:01:28,886 --> 01:01:30,821
I can't make you stop.
1488
01:01:33,123 --> 01:01:34,925
But my brother Al,
1489
01:01:35,025 --> 01:01:36,961
I mean,
he's a world-class putz,
1490
01:01:37,061 --> 01:01:39,596
but what are you gonna do?
He's my big brother.
1491
01:01:39,764 --> 01:01:41,932
I love him.
I worry about him.
1492
01:01:42,767 --> 01:01:44,234
He don't like me.
1493
01:01:44,334 --> 01:01:45,836
He thinks
I'm bad for boxing
or something,
1494
01:01:45,936 --> 01:01:48,338
but who the hell cares,
you know?
1495
01:01:48,438 --> 01:01:51,675
My point is, uh...
1496
01:01:51,776 --> 01:01:52,476
You sure you're not
wearing a wire?
1497
01:01:52,777 --> 01:01:53,778
I said no.
1498
01:01:53,811 --> 01:01:55,880
-Good, good.
-All right?
1499
01:01:55,980 --> 01:01:57,081
Good.
1500
01:01:58,783 --> 01:02:00,985
'Cause the point is...
1501
01:02:02,319 --> 01:02:05,255
that if anything
should happen
to my brother,
1502
01:02:05,355 --> 01:02:07,624
I mean anything,
1503
01:02:07,825 --> 01:02:10,060
if he gets the flu...
1504
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:11,328
a heart attack...
1505
01:02:11,428 --> 01:02:14,098
He's had two,
you know.
1506
01:02:14,198 --> 01:02:18,836
If he gets as much as
a fuckin' headache...
1507
01:02:18,936 --> 01:02:21,005
I will have you
killed, Harry.
1508
01:02:21,105 --> 01:02:24,408
Fuck you with these
registered weapons.
1509
01:02:24,508 --> 01:02:26,977
You will die, Harry.
1510
01:02:28,813 --> 01:02:30,414
So you take good care
of my brother, huh?
1511
01:02:30,514 --> 01:02:33,150
Make sure he don't
get too excited.
1512
01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:44,128
Let's rock 'n' roll, champ.
1513
01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:52,102
I've got four fuckin' hundred
dollars to my fucking' name.
1514
01:02:52,202 --> 01:02:53,938
I got to pay the printers,
the doctors, the judges.
1515
01:02:54,038 --> 01:02:55,205
Take it easy,
take it easy.
1516
01:02:55,305 --> 01:02:56,740
Anything happens to you,
I'm a dead man.
1517
01:02:56,841 --> 01:02:57,942
-You got to pay Al, you know.
-You?
1518
01:02:58,042 --> 01:02:59,543
What the fuck
I got to pay you for?
1519
01:02:59,643 --> 01:03:01,846
I thought you loved boxing.
You got any money I can borrow?
1520
01:03:01,946 --> 01:03:03,280
How about that old tune,
your girlfriend there?
1521
01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:05,315
She win at cards
a lot ?
1522
01:03:08,853 --> 01:03:11,922
AL: I'll tell you who I like.
I like that kid there.
1523
01:03:12,022 --> 01:03:14,859
And that kid
over there.
See him?
1524
01:03:14,925 --> 01:03:17,862
That kid
eating Fritos
is good, too.
1525
01:03:17,895 --> 01:03:20,297
And that lightweight,
you know?
1526
01:03:20,397 --> 01:03:23,033
And, uh,
these two kids here.
1527
01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:25,169
They got fast hands.
They're brothers.
1528
01:03:25,269 --> 01:03:26,703
Whoa, whoa.
The brother thing
I like.
1529
01:03:26,871 --> 01:03:28,138
Get them to
fight each other.
1530
01:03:28,238 --> 01:03:30,875
Cain and Abel.
I like that.
I like that.
1531
01:03:30,941 --> 01:03:32,910
This, I don't know.
Everybody's from uptown,
1532
01:03:33,010 --> 01:03:34,912
it's like a
night in Nairobi.
1533
01:03:35,012 --> 01:03:37,714
How about him?
Adam Carrington there.
1534
01:03:37,882 --> 01:03:40,017
And this kid,
Battling Chan.
1535
01:03:40,985 --> 01:03:42,186
Got to get
Moshe Dayan.
1536
01:03:42,286 --> 01:03:44,021
Oh, come on, now.
Will you be serious?
1537
01:03:44,121 --> 01:03:46,490
No, I'm serious.
I'm serious as cancer.
1538
01:03:46,590 --> 01:03:50,194
Wait a minute.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
1539
01:03:50,294 --> 01:03:52,129
What do you mean,
you're leaving me?
1540
01:03:59,503 --> 01:04:00,938
Feel better now?
1541
01:04:01,038 --> 01:04:04,441
No, worse.
I'm sorry.
1542
01:04:06,143 --> 01:04:08,278
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry.
1543
01:04:08,378 --> 01:04:09,313
(spits)
1544
01:04:09,413 --> 01:04:10,915
Come here.
1545
01:04:12,382 --> 01:04:13,283
Come over here.
1546
01:04:13,383 --> 01:04:15,285
Fuck you!
1547
01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:17,922
Let me kiss you,
Helen.
1548
01:04:17,988 --> 01:04:19,323
Let me kiss you,
Helen.
1549
01:04:19,423 --> 01:04:21,325
(slaps)
1550
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:24,761
Just let me
talk to you, Helen.
1551
01:04:24,929 --> 01:04:26,530
Don't walk away from me.
Just let me talk to you.
1552
01:04:26,630 --> 01:04:27,932
You go to hell.
1553
01:04:27,998 --> 01:04:29,934
Enough of this shit.
1554
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:33,037
Where'd you get the
money for the liquor
license, Helen?
1555
01:04:33,137 --> 01:04:34,771
-I earned it.
-What do you mean?
Like tips?
1556
01:04:34,972 --> 01:04:36,406
You saved up
your tips?
1557
01:04:36,506 --> 01:04:40,044
Don't you fucking touch me!
1558
01:04:40,144 --> 01:04:41,946
Uhh!
1559
01:04:56,326 --> 01:04:57,962
I kept sticking him,
sticking him, sticking him.
1560
01:04:58,028 --> 01:04:59,729
Finally, wham, boom!
I hit him a hook.
1561
01:04:59,964 --> 01:05:01,565
(laughing)
1562
01:05:01,665 --> 01:05:04,501
-Oh, Harry, I want you
to meet Bobo Epstein.
-Bobo.
1563
01:05:04,601 --> 01:05:05,970
-Tommy Carver.
-Tommy.
1564
01:05:06,070 --> 01:05:07,637
-Freddy, uh...
-Freddy.
1565
01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:09,806
-DiMario.
-That's right.
And Jap Epstein.
1566
01:05:09,974 --> 01:05:11,341
-Jap, how are you?
-They all got good boys.
1567
01:05:11,441 --> 01:05:12,509
Who's got the brothers?
1568
01:05:12,609 --> 01:05:13,978
-Me.
-They fight each other?
1569
01:05:14,078 --> 01:05:16,446
Heh. Not
without knives.
1570
01:05:16,546 --> 01:05:18,148
(siren)
1571
01:05:34,598 --> 01:05:36,433
Helen, what are you
doing here?
1572
01:05:36,533 --> 01:05:38,268
Hey! I did it.
1573
01:05:38,368 --> 01:05:39,536
I'm free.
1574
01:05:39,636 --> 01:05:41,638
Jesus. What happened?
1575
01:05:41,738 --> 01:05:43,340
Oh, fuckin' Phil,
you know.
1576
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,475
Yeah.
1577
01:05:46,743 --> 01:05:48,112
-Helen, listen, listen.
-What?
1578
01:05:48,212 --> 01:05:50,147
This other place in California,
where's that at?
1579
01:05:50,247 --> 01:05:55,019
Uh, somewheres out of
Big Sur. Redwoods.
Something like that.
1580
01:05:55,119 --> 01:05:57,187
Maybe you should
try that place after all.
1581
01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:59,623
You know, New York, Phil,
with the license...
1582
01:05:59,723 --> 01:06:01,125
There's so many factors
around here.
1583
01:06:01,225 --> 01:06:03,127
You should like,
start like real fresh,
you know?
1584
01:06:03,227 --> 01:06:04,628
New York's a sewer,
if you think about it.
1585
01:06:04,728 --> 01:06:06,363
Jesus, what--
1586
01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:08,132
Come on upstairs, you can
tell me all about it.
1587
01:06:08,232 --> 01:06:09,566
No, I'm serious.
Shit happens.
1588
01:06:09,666 --> 01:06:11,368
Look what happened
to you.
1589
01:06:22,146 --> 01:06:25,382
How can you tell me
something like this?
1590
01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:27,917
Phil, I almost didn't.
1591
01:06:28,052 --> 01:06:29,353
I said to myself,
Boom Boom,
1592
01:06:29,453 --> 01:06:32,589
keep your nose out
where it don't belong.
1593
01:06:32,689 --> 01:06:35,792
But then I said to myself,
Phil's your friend.
1594
01:06:35,892 --> 01:06:40,530
Even then, I said,
"Don't tell him, Boom Boom."
1595
01:06:40,630 --> 01:06:42,299
But then I hear,
1596
01:06:42,399 --> 01:06:45,469
like the straw
that broke
the camel's back...
1597
01:06:45,569 --> 01:06:47,371
You loaned
this guy money.
1598
01:06:47,471 --> 01:06:50,607
I said to myself,
enough is enough,
Boom Boom.
1599
01:06:50,707 --> 01:06:52,542
Do your duty.
1600
01:06:52,642 --> 01:06:55,912
Weather the storm
of outrage.
1601
01:06:56,146 --> 01:06:59,083
Helen and Fabian.
1602
01:06:59,749 --> 01:07:01,151
Harry Fabian.
1603
01:07:01,251 --> 01:07:02,552
Where do you think
he got the money,
1604
01:07:02,652 --> 01:07:04,121
from the money store?
1605
01:07:04,221 --> 01:07:07,091
How did she get
a liquor license
with her record?
1606
01:07:07,124 --> 01:07:09,526
She must know some funny
phone numbers down there.
1607
01:07:09,626 --> 01:07:12,396
Or she knows somebody that
knows some funny phone numbers.
1608
01:07:12,496 --> 01:07:14,698
I mean, I'll do this for you,
you'll do this for me.
1609
01:07:14,798 --> 01:07:17,934
Come on, Phil.
Do you think I enjoy
telling you this?
1610
01:07:18,102 --> 01:07:19,669
This is like
agony for me.
1611
01:07:19,769 --> 01:07:22,372
This guy's
a total fuck,
1612
01:07:22,472 --> 01:07:27,111
which I'm sure doesn't come
as a big revelation to you.
1613
01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:35,419
I'm sorry,
1614
01:07:35,519 --> 01:07:37,987
but you're better off
hearing it from me,
1615
01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:40,324
you know what I mean?
1616
01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:50,734
You should put their
records under their
names, Harry.
1617
01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:52,136
You're right.
Absolutely right.
1618
01:07:52,236 --> 01:07:53,837
OK, so you
put the records,
1619
01:07:53,937 --> 01:07:56,406
but put high wins
and low losses, OK?
High wins, low losses.
1620
01:07:56,506 --> 01:07:57,507
Anything else?
1621
01:07:57,607 --> 01:07:58,975
Yeah. I was just thinking,
you know what?
1622
01:07:59,143 --> 01:08:01,278
You know what
you should do?
1623
01:08:01,378 --> 01:08:03,380
Put Irish before
Steve Cotton,
1624
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:05,982
-put ice between
Al and Cole.
-You finished?
1625
01:08:06,150 --> 01:08:07,284
You want these things
today or not?
1626
01:08:07,384 --> 01:08:08,718
Yeah. Yeah, wait.
Let me finish,
let me finish.
1627
01:08:08,818 --> 01:08:10,987
OK, let's see.
1628
01:08:11,155 --> 01:08:13,290
I got a great,
great fucking idea.
1629
01:08:13,390 --> 01:08:14,291
I should have
thought of this before.
1630
01:08:14,391 --> 01:08:15,292
I cannot fucking
believe this.
1631
01:08:15,392 --> 01:08:17,194
This is a great,
great idea.
1632
01:08:17,294 --> 01:08:20,029
You know that
sporting goods store
Bojack's? Huh?
1633
01:08:20,164 --> 01:08:21,565
Well, one of the guys,
Bo Feldman,
1634
01:08:21,665 --> 01:08:22,632
he sued his partner,
I got him the store
more or less,
1635
01:08:22,732 --> 01:08:24,168
the guy still owes me.
1636
01:08:24,268 --> 01:08:25,269
So I'll get all these
boxing gloves, you know?
1637
01:08:25,369 --> 01:08:26,803
I'll get like
a couple of hundred,
1638
01:08:26,903 --> 01:08:28,805
say, let's say 200
boxing gloves, right?
1639
01:08:28,905 --> 01:08:30,240
I'll say
"free boxing gloves
1640
01:08:30,340 --> 01:08:32,642
to the first
200 customers," right?
1641
01:08:32,742 --> 01:08:35,044
And I'll put up here,
"Get punchy, New York."
1642
01:08:35,179 --> 01:08:36,680
Great idea.
Great fucking idea.
1643
01:08:36,780 --> 01:08:38,482
Voila. Finished.
1644
01:08:38,582 --> 01:08:40,784
OK. 300 posters.
1645
01:08:40,884 --> 01:08:42,786
The tickets--
2,000 tickets.
1646
01:08:42,886 --> 01:08:44,521
2,001.
One for yourself.
1647
01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,055
And one.
1648
01:08:46,190 --> 01:08:48,458
-$1,500.
-That sounds fair.
1649
01:08:48,558 --> 01:08:49,959
-I'll pay you
right after the fight.
-Bullshit!
1650
01:08:50,194 --> 01:08:51,228
Come on. Herman.
1651
01:08:51,328 --> 01:08:52,662
OK, right after the fight
no good?
1652
01:08:52,762 --> 01:08:54,631
-OK, before the fight,
you happy?
-Harry--
1653
01:08:54,731 --> 01:08:57,301
Herman, Herman, I'm gonna
write you a bad check.
1654
01:08:57,401 --> 01:08:59,303
Do you want me to do that?
I'll write you one right now.
1655
01:08:59,403 --> 01:09:01,205
What are you worried about?
My backer can't pay me till
1656
01:09:01,238 --> 01:09:02,839
around the end of the fight,
so what's the difference?
1657
01:09:02,939 --> 01:09:04,574
Worse comes to worse,
you'll take it
out of the receipts,
1658
01:09:04,674 --> 01:09:05,442
it'll be right there.
1659
01:09:05,542 --> 01:09:07,211
Levon.
1660
01:09:07,277 --> 01:09:08,845
Why do we always
go through this
every time with you?
1661
01:09:08,945 --> 01:09:10,247
I'm gonna pay you--
1662
01:09:10,347 --> 01:09:12,115
I'm gonna give Levon
my ticket, Harry.
1663
01:09:12,216 --> 01:09:13,383
-OK, I don't give a shit.
-You know what I mean?
1664
01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:15,752
Yeah, give it to anybody
you want. How you doing?
1665
01:09:15,852 --> 01:09:19,122
How you doing, hey. OK,
well, give him two tickets.
1666
01:09:19,223 --> 01:09:21,225
Come on, let's go.
Radar hands here.
1667
01:09:21,291 --> 01:09:22,592
You got it,
I'm gonna find it.
1668
01:09:22,692 --> 01:09:25,262
I like what I do
'cause it feels so good.
1669
01:09:25,362 --> 01:09:27,231
All right, let's keep
the line going.
1670
01:09:27,297 --> 01:09:28,232
Here to see
Mr. Resnick.
1671
01:09:28,298 --> 01:09:30,667
I know
the routine.
1672
01:09:30,767 --> 01:09:32,369
Oh, it's Father Time again.
1673
01:09:32,469 --> 01:09:34,238
He's with me, he's with me.
1674
01:09:34,304 --> 01:09:35,705
I got to check him
for hardware.
1675
01:09:38,642 --> 01:09:40,710
(indistinct)
1676
01:09:44,548 --> 01:09:46,049
Can't you hear?
1677
01:09:46,283 --> 01:09:48,252
I'm with him.
1678
01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:51,655
He's with me. It's OK.
1679
01:09:55,725 --> 01:09:57,327
Go ahead in, pops.
1680
01:09:57,427 --> 01:09:59,729
Fucking piece of shit.
1681
01:09:59,829 --> 01:10:01,365
(laughing)
1682
01:10:01,465 --> 01:10:03,267
Very good, you did your
homework. I'm proud of you.
1683
01:10:03,367 --> 01:10:05,235
-Thank you. Good, good, huh?
-I'm gonna do the same for you.
1684
01:10:05,335 --> 01:10:07,103
You can have
all the security
in the world here.
1685
01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:08,738
-I was gonna use some
of my own people.
-No, no, no, no,
1686
01:10:08,838 --> 01:10:10,106
-it's on the house.
It comes with the place.
-Really?
1687
01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:11,908
I handle everything.
I handle the bar.
1688
01:10:12,008 --> 01:10:13,877
-Everything's taken care of
for you.
-What do you mean,
1689
01:10:13,977 --> 01:10:16,145
-handle the bar?
-That's what I do for a living,
I handle the bar.
1690
01:10:16,246 --> 01:10:17,347
-Yeah, but--
-Thank you.
I'm in a meeting.
1691
01:10:17,447 --> 01:10:18,515
This scumbag is selling
blow in the joint.
1692
01:10:18,615 --> 01:10:20,116
Get him out of here.
Save this for later.
1693
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:21,785
-Get the fuck out.
-Fuckin' idiot.
1694
01:10:21,885 --> 01:10:24,187
What's with the bar?
What do you mean,
you handle the bar?
1695
01:10:24,288 --> 01:10:26,323
'Cause I'm equipped for that.
That's what I do.
I'm equipped for everything.
1696
01:10:26,423 --> 01:10:28,358
I have the chairs,
I got the ring. It all
goes into the rental.
1697
01:10:28,458 --> 01:10:30,927
You take care of the gate
and the fighters,
it's that simple.
1698
01:10:31,027 --> 01:10:32,262
No, no, no, no.
Screw you, man.
1699
01:10:32,362 --> 01:10:34,331
-Screw me? Screw me?
-Yeah--
1700
01:10:34,431 --> 01:10:37,301
No, no, that's not
the deal, man.
That's not the deal.
1701
01:10:37,401 --> 01:10:39,603
Hey, you know, you can
wipe your ass with this.
Go ahead.
1702
01:10:39,703 --> 01:10:42,672
Go to a Ukrainian fuckin'
dance hall. Get the fuck out.
1703
01:10:42,772 --> 01:10:44,140
Al, Al. Hey.
1704
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:45,975
Don't touch me.
Who are you to touch me?
1705
01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:48,144
Al! Do you know whose
brother this is?
1706
01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:49,479
All right, relax.
This is Boom Boom's brother.
1707
01:10:49,579 --> 01:10:50,947
I don't want to be
swimming in blood over here.
1708
01:10:51,047 --> 01:10:52,916
Don't give me
that brother shit!
1709
01:10:53,016 --> 01:10:54,351
Hey, man, you're
getting him excited!
1710
01:10:54,451 --> 01:10:55,785
You're getting him
excited!
1711
01:10:55,885 --> 01:10:58,688
It's 9,000.
Love it or leave it,
you got it?
1712
01:10:58,788 --> 01:11:01,157
I got a circus
I could book that night.
I don't need you.
1713
01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:02,626
You just got to take it
out of the gate--
1714
01:11:02,726 --> 01:11:04,594
I don't take anything out of
the gate. It comes up-front.
1715
01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:07,464
And the story is 3,000 for the
insurance. Those are the jokes.
1716
01:11:07,564 --> 01:11:09,366
All right, OK,
OK, no problem.
1717
01:11:09,466 --> 01:11:10,800
Come on, let's go.
You all right?
1718
01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:12,436
Yeah, I'm all right.
1719
01:11:12,536 --> 01:11:14,804
Look, the 200 gloves
is a nice touch.
1720
01:11:14,904 --> 01:11:17,341
Where the fuck else
are we gonna go?
We got six days!
1721
01:11:17,407 --> 01:11:19,343
I'm gonna kill him
and that big fucking dick.
1722
01:11:19,409 --> 01:11:20,844
I mean,
we're goddamn matchmakers.
We just make matches,
1723
01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:22,579
I'm not promoting this.
Christ.
1724
01:11:22,679 --> 01:11:25,715
I owe Herman the printer
and I got to pay
this fucking prick.
1725
01:11:25,815 --> 01:11:27,083
What?
1726
01:11:27,351 --> 01:11:29,353
Al, what? You OK?
1727
01:11:29,419 --> 01:11:31,187
You shouldn't get excited.
You shouldn't get excited.
1728
01:11:31,355 --> 01:11:32,756
I shouldn't
get excited?
1729
01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:35,359
You kiss everybody's ass
and I shouldn't get excited?
1730
01:11:35,392 --> 01:11:37,026
Whose ass did I kiss?
Whose ass?
1731
01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:38,362
I'm saving your life,
jumping in,
1732
01:11:38,395 --> 01:11:39,696
saying, "fine, fine"
to everybody.
1733
01:11:39,796 --> 01:11:41,598
You, you're always with
the hands, the hands.
1734
01:11:41,698 --> 01:11:42,899
I got to kiss ass to
keep you out of trouble.
1735
01:11:42,999 --> 01:11:44,401
-Me?
-Yeah.
1736
01:11:44,501 --> 01:11:46,202
I'm standing up
for you, pissant.
1737
01:11:46,370 --> 01:11:47,571
You let everybody
walk all over you.
1738
01:11:47,671 --> 01:11:48,805
Who? Who walked
all over who?
1739
01:11:48,905 --> 01:11:50,507
Everybody!
Everybody!
1740
01:11:50,607 --> 01:11:52,275
Come on, that's not true!
What are you talking about?
1741
01:11:52,376 --> 01:11:54,478
You couldn't promote
a fuckin' pillow fight.
1742
01:11:54,578 --> 01:11:56,012
-You all right?
All right?
-Yeah.
1743
01:11:56,112 --> 01:11:57,914
Take another pill.
Al, take another pill.
1744
01:11:58,014 --> 01:12:00,384
I'm OK, I'm OK.
1745
01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:03,720
You get too excited.
You get too excited.
1746
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:08,458
Jesus. 9,000. Cocksuck!
I can't fuckin' believe this!
1747
01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:18,668
Anyhow, always remember
to tell the customers
1748
01:12:18,768 --> 01:12:20,003
what great wines we have
by the glass.
1749
01:12:20,103 --> 01:12:21,771
OK? That's gonna make a...
1750
01:12:21,871 --> 01:12:23,407
Hey, Harry.
1751
01:12:23,507 --> 01:12:26,242
Come in.
Come on.
1752
01:12:26,410 --> 01:12:27,977
Hey, Harry,
you got to come in.
1753
01:12:28,077 --> 01:12:31,014
-Yeah? Oh...
-Yeah, come on.
No. Come on. Please?
1754
01:12:31,114 --> 01:12:33,149
Come on. Come on in.
Come on in.
1755
01:12:33,417 --> 01:12:35,552
Hey... So...
1756
01:12:35,652 --> 01:12:38,422
Oh, everybody,
this is Harry Fabian,
you know?
1757
01:12:38,488 --> 01:12:40,890
-Hi.
-I want you to know
this face, memorize it.
1758
01:12:40,990 --> 01:12:43,026
You are never, never
to accept money
from this man.
1759
01:12:43,126 --> 01:12:45,429
He is family.
1760
01:12:45,495 --> 01:12:47,964
Joanna, bring
Mr. Fabian a cup
of coffee, huh?
1761
01:12:48,064 --> 01:12:49,899
-Black, please.
-Sure.
1762
01:12:49,999 --> 01:12:51,435
Yeah, the place looks great.
1763
01:12:51,501 --> 01:12:53,437
-Yeah.
-Looks great.
Yeah, good.
1764
01:12:53,537 --> 01:12:55,872
Very, very promising.
1765
01:12:55,972 --> 01:12:57,441
-Helen, listen...
-Yeah?
1766
01:12:57,507 --> 01:12:59,008
I gotta, I gotta--
This is like
the bottom for me
1767
01:12:59,108 --> 01:13:01,344
to come to you
like this. I--
1768
01:13:01,445 --> 01:13:03,713
I need a loan.
5,000. I--
1769
01:13:03,813 --> 01:13:05,549
I'll pay you back 6.5
the night of the fight.
1770
01:13:05,649 --> 01:13:07,551
I swear on my mother's eyes.
1771
01:13:07,651 --> 01:13:10,454
I mean, these fuckin' people
are fuckin' me around.
1772
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,221
I just... You know,
I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
1773
01:13:12,456 --> 01:13:13,690
I don't have it.
1774
01:13:13,790 --> 01:13:15,459
I mean, if you had
come to me yesterday,
1775
01:13:15,492 --> 01:13:18,495
I would've had it.
It's just--
1776
01:13:18,595 --> 01:13:20,464
You see that?
There's your loan.
1777
01:13:20,564 --> 01:13:23,266
That is a cruvinet.
1778
01:13:23,467 --> 01:13:24,901
Keeps open wine fresh
1779
01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:27,003
so I can serve glasses
of the good stuff
1780
01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:28,505
without
ditching the bottles.
1781
01:13:28,605 --> 01:13:29,906
Anyway,
there's your loan money.
1782
01:13:30,006 --> 01:13:32,676
It has something to do
with nitrogen balance.
1783
01:13:32,776 --> 01:13:36,045
You know that
that wine cooler
cost 16 grand?
1784
01:13:36,145 --> 01:13:37,681
-16, huh?
-Yeah.
1785
01:13:37,781 --> 01:13:39,716
There are, like,
only ten of them
in all of Manhattan.
1786
01:13:39,816 --> 01:13:43,086
-Yeah, well, I could see why.
-Yeah. Anyways, you know,
1787
01:13:43,186 --> 01:13:44,621
I'm almost tap city
myself, Harry,
1788
01:13:44,721 --> 01:13:45,855
so, uh...
1789
01:13:45,955 --> 01:13:50,093
Look, Harry,
why don't you ask Phil?
1790
01:13:50,193 --> 01:13:51,495
Because, uh,
it is a good deal,
1791
01:13:51,561 --> 01:13:52,762
it really is.
1792
01:13:52,862 --> 01:13:55,098
I just,
I just don't have it.
1793
01:13:55,198 --> 01:13:56,766
Phil. That's, uh...
1794
01:13:56,866 --> 01:13:58,001
Yeah, yeah.
1795
01:13:58,101 --> 01:13:58,968
Yeah.
1796
01:13:59,068 --> 01:14:00,169
Hey, Harry,
1797
01:14:00,269 --> 01:14:03,072
you want to see
great art?
1798
01:14:03,172 --> 01:14:05,241
OK, look,
I'm gonna go, OK?
1799
01:14:05,509 --> 01:14:06,510
-Good luck.
-Yeah.
1800
01:14:06,543 --> 01:14:07,544
OK? Thanks for trying
to help me.
1801
01:14:07,644 --> 01:14:08,512
You know,
those things happen.
1802
01:14:08,612 --> 01:14:10,614
Hey, hey, hey. Look,
1803
01:14:10,714 --> 01:14:12,582
-if Phil can't come through,
then come back, OK?
-OK.
1804
01:14:12,682 --> 01:14:14,083
'Cause, you know,
I can make some calls.
1805
01:14:14,183 --> 01:14:15,852
I can try.
1806
01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:38,542
-It's not good, Phil.
-What?
1807
01:14:38,608 --> 01:14:41,010
The loan. I appreciate it,
but save your money, my man.
1808
01:14:41,110 --> 01:14:42,378
It's just not good.
1809
01:14:42,546 --> 01:14:43,880
What are you
talking about?
1810
01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:46,683
I need 12 grand if I need
a dime. That fuckin' disco.
1811
01:14:46,783 --> 01:14:48,885
Now they want
to hold me up for nine,
1812
01:14:48,985 --> 01:14:50,353
so it's over. I mean,
I tried to raise
some more money,
1813
01:14:50,554 --> 01:14:51,955
it's just impossible.
1814
01:14:52,055 --> 01:14:54,190
It's very tight out there.
Very tight out there.
1815
01:14:54,290 --> 01:14:55,925
I don't know what the fuck
they're doing.
1816
01:14:57,727 --> 01:14:59,563
You know, it's just, uh...
I don't know anyone.
1817
01:14:59,663 --> 01:15:02,098
So? We'll
make it 12,000.
1818
01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:05,602
-You're shitting me.
-Why not?
1819
01:15:05,702 --> 01:15:08,572
Long as you know
I want 14,5 back.
1820
01:15:08,605 --> 01:15:09,438
Phil, you know what?
You're OK.
1821
01:15:09,639 --> 01:15:10,740
You know that, man?
1822
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,175
You're still gonna
have to wait
1823
01:15:12,275 --> 01:15:13,577
till a day or so
before the fights.
1824
01:15:13,677 --> 01:15:15,579
It's a lot of money.
1825
01:15:15,645 --> 01:15:17,413
You know what? I'm gonna
tell you something.
1826
01:15:17,581 --> 01:15:18,882
They broke the fuckin'
mold with you, really.
1827
01:15:18,982 --> 01:15:20,584
They broke the mold
with you, Phil, really.
1828
01:15:20,650 --> 01:15:21,618
Thank you very much.
1829
01:15:21,718 --> 01:15:23,920
-Did you hear the news?
-What?
1830
01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:26,122
Helen walked out on me.
1831
01:15:26,222 --> 01:15:28,625
Aw, Jesus. Oh, no.
What a cunt.
1832
01:15:28,725 --> 01:15:31,160
I'm-I'm sorry, Phil,
really, it's...
1833
01:15:31,260 --> 01:15:32,095
You know what else?
1834
01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:33,863
What?
1835
01:15:33,963 --> 01:15:37,133
She's opening up some
joint on 11th Street.
1836
01:15:39,168 --> 01:15:40,436
Hey, you know,
fuck her, then.
1837
01:15:40,604 --> 01:15:42,505
I mean, fuck her.
It's better that way
1838
01:15:42,606 --> 01:15:45,208
if she's that kind of person,
you know, to begin with.
1839
01:15:45,308 --> 01:15:47,611
I can't fuckin'
believe it. Christ.
1840
01:15:47,677 --> 01:15:49,879
Aw, man,
I am really sorry.
1841
01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:51,848
I'm really, really,
really sorry,
1842
01:15:51,948 --> 01:15:53,917
but, you know,
when you think about it,
1843
01:15:54,017 --> 01:15:55,619
I'm sorry for her more,
because, hey, you know,
1844
01:15:55,685 --> 01:15:57,020
a person was like that,
you can always leave them,
1845
01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:58,521
but they, they have to live
with their fuckin' selves
1846
01:15:58,622 --> 01:15:59,823
all their life, you know?
1847
01:15:59,923 --> 01:16:01,925
You gotta
live with yourself.
1848
01:16:02,025 --> 01:16:04,460
You make your own
bed, right, Harry?
1849
01:16:04,628 --> 01:16:05,328
Exactly. Now you got
to lie in it.
1850
01:16:05,629 --> 01:16:06,963
Exactly.
1851
01:16:08,998 --> 01:16:10,466
You know what
I can't figure out?
1852
01:16:10,634 --> 01:16:12,836
How'd she ever
get a liquor license?
1853
01:16:12,936 --> 01:16:15,338
Well, you know,
they're so fucked up
down there. God knows.
1854
01:16:15,438 --> 01:16:16,940
I mean, she lucked out,
I guess.
1855
01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:18,675
When you're hot,
you're hot, you know.
1856
01:16:18,775 --> 01:16:20,276
You know how it is.
You can't give it away.
1857
01:16:20,376 --> 01:16:21,277
It's like crazy there--
1858
01:16:21,377 --> 01:16:22,912
You know what, Harry?
1859
01:16:23,012 --> 01:16:25,281
I'm gonna throw you
a good-luck party.
1860
01:16:25,381 --> 01:16:26,916
How many kids
you got fighting? Ten?
1861
01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:28,652
-12.
-12.
1862
01:16:28,718 --> 01:16:30,486
I'm gonna blow you the dinner
here the night before.
1863
01:16:30,654 --> 01:16:33,222
You know, pre-fight night.
Be good publicity.
1864
01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:35,191
You, Al, the kids.
1865
01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:36,660
-Really?
-Why not?
1866
01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:39,295
Got to protect
my investment, right?
1867
01:16:39,395 --> 01:16:40,664
Maybe even get a write-up.
1868
01:16:40,730 --> 01:16:42,932
Be good for the place, too.
1869
01:16:43,032 --> 01:16:44,734
No booze, though,
'cause of the kids.
1870
01:16:44,834 --> 01:16:47,103
So why don't we make it
Monday night, early,
1871
01:16:47,203 --> 01:16:48,271
so they can get out early.
1872
01:16:48,371 --> 01:16:49,538
They got weigh-in
Tuesday, right?
1873
01:16:49,673 --> 01:16:51,775
-Yeah, right, right.
-OK, so...
1874
01:16:51,875 --> 01:16:55,779
Let's make it, like, 6:00.
Throw a dinner for them,
1875
01:16:55,879 --> 01:16:58,114
I'll have the money for you.
What do you say?
1876
01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:05,822
Mr. Phil.
1877
01:17:05,922 --> 01:17:06,923
Mr. Phil.
1878
01:17:07,023 --> 01:17:09,158
Hey, Harry, what are
friends for, huh?
1879
01:17:09,258 --> 01:17:10,860
Huh? Huh?
1880
01:17:13,229 --> 01:17:14,831
Thank you, Phil.
Thanks.
1881
01:17:15,899 --> 01:17:17,233
Whoa!
1882
01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:18,301
I won't forget this, Phil.
1883
01:17:18,401 --> 01:17:20,136
De nada.
1884
01:17:31,247 --> 01:17:32,716
(dialing)
1885
01:17:36,052 --> 01:17:38,722
Yeah, uh, State
Liquor Authority, please.
1886
01:17:39,923 --> 01:17:43,392
Hey, hey. Come here.
Here's a dollar.
1887
01:17:43,492 --> 01:17:45,361
I want you to ask for
Mr. Bo Feldman
1888
01:17:45,461 --> 01:17:47,263
and give me
the phone back, OK?
1889
01:17:48,364 --> 01:17:49,833
(dialing)
1890
01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:53,737
Mr. Bo Feldman.
1891
01:17:53,837 --> 01:17:56,272
Yo, Mr. Feldman there?
1892
01:17:56,372 --> 01:17:57,841
The man say,
"Who calling?"
1893
01:17:57,941 --> 01:18:00,076
Tell him
the athletic department
at Tildon High.
1894
01:18:00,176 --> 01:18:04,848
Athletic department,
uh, Tildon High.
My name is Rolo.
1895
01:18:07,283 --> 01:18:09,018
Yo, Bo, Harry.
1896
01:18:09,786 --> 01:18:11,054
Hey, what's Shacks
doing there,
1897
01:18:11,154 --> 01:18:13,890
cleaning out his desk?
1898
01:18:13,990 --> 01:18:17,093
Yeah, Bo.
How much do you owe me?
1899
01:18:17,193 --> 01:18:19,028
No, no, I know, I know.
Sure, sure, OK, you know,
1900
01:18:19,128 --> 01:18:21,765
I can wait, I can wait,
or, or we can do this:
1901
01:18:21,865 --> 01:18:24,200
How are you fixed
for boxing gloves?
1902
01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:26,803
As many as you got.
1903
01:18:26,903 --> 01:18:30,807
Today? Right away?
Good. OK.
1904
01:18:30,907 --> 01:18:32,942
("Cool Jerk" by The Capitols)
1905
01:18:34,911 --> 01:18:36,245
Come on.
Phil! Phil!
1906
01:18:36,345 --> 01:18:38,214
They brought their managers
and their girlfriends.
1907
01:18:38,314 --> 01:18:40,049
I couldn't say no.
They'll sit on each
other's lap, OK?
1908
01:18:40,149 --> 01:18:41,785
In the back.
1909
01:18:41,851 --> 01:18:44,253
Round the bend,
round the bend.
Table's over there.
1910
01:18:46,790 --> 01:18:48,057
-How you doing?
-Hey!
1911
01:18:48,157 --> 01:18:49,793
How you doing?
1912
01:18:49,859 --> 01:18:51,694
Tessler, why don't you
join us in about a half an hour?
1913
01:18:51,795 --> 01:18:53,562
I'll give you an item there.
1914
01:18:53,797 --> 01:18:55,999
Give me an item?
1915
01:19:02,271 --> 01:19:03,239
(taps glass)
1916
01:19:06,009 --> 01:19:10,013
A toast, a toast,
a toast, a toast.
To you all.
1917
01:19:10,113 --> 01:19:12,081
No, the hell with you all.
To me all.
1918
01:19:12,181 --> 01:19:13,917
(laughing)
1919
01:19:14,017 --> 01:19:17,286
No, but seriously,
to fame and fortune
for us all.
1920
01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:19,122
ALL: Yeah!
1921
01:19:19,222 --> 01:19:23,059
And here he is,
our gracious host,
Phil Nassaros.
1922
01:19:23,159 --> 01:19:25,128
-MAN: Yeah.
-Legendary bartender.
1923
01:19:25,228 --> 01:19:27,630
HARRY: And here he is,
Adam Carrington...
1924
01:19:27,864 --> 01:19:29,833
How you doing?
1925
01:19:38,007 --> 01:19:40,309
Mr. Grossman.
Boom Boom sent me over
1926
01:19:40,409 --> 01:19:43,179
to see how long you
plan to stay in New York.
1927
01:19:43,279 --> 01:19:45,114
He's a little concerned.
1928
01:19:45,214 --> 01:19:48,517
He doesn't know if you got
money, where you're living.
1929
01:19:48,617 --> 01:19:52,221
Believe me,
he respects your privacy.
That's why he sent me.
1930
01:19:52,321 --> 01:19:54,858
-He just wants to
make sure you're happy.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1931
01:19:54,924 --> 01:19:55,859
Good night, good night.
Don't be late.
1932
01:19:55,959 --> 01:19:58,394
Don't be late. OK.
1933
01:19:58,494 --> 01:19:59,863
Wasn't she with
somebody else?
1934
01:19:59,896 --> 01:20:01,865
Never mind, you
don't understand.
1935
01:20:01,965 --> 01:20:04,133
-Good night.
See you Monday.
-OK. Good luck.
1936
01:20:04,233 --> 01:20:05,801
Good luck.
Get to bed on time.
1937
01:20:05,902 --> 01:20:06,903
Make sure they
get to bed on time.
1938
01:20:07,003 --> 01:20:08,804
I will.
I had a great time.
1939
01:20:08,905 --> 01:20:10,706
-Bed on time.
-Thanks, Harry.
1940
01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:13,176
Darling...
Pleasure to have you.
1941
01:20:13,276 --> 01:20:15,879
He's gonna win tomorrow.
He'll be a champ.
1942
01:20:16,846 --> 01:20:17,881
Really nice, huh?
1943
01:20:17,981 --> 01:20:20,416
It went great. Great.
1944
01:20:20,516 --> 01:20:21,851
So...
1945
01:20:23,119 --> 01:20:25,021
You got
something for me?
1946
01:20:25,121 --> 01:20:27,023
Hey, listen,
there's a little delay.
1947
01:20:27,123 --> 01:20:28,524
I'll have it for you
tomorrow morning.
1948
01:20:28,624 --> 01:20:30,293
Ooh, tomorrow? Ooh.
1949
01:20:30,393 --> 01:20:31,861
You know, it's cutting it
kind of close here.
1950
01:20:31,961 --> 01:20:34,730
No, no, no, no, no.
The delay was at the bank.
1951
01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:36,765
Look, just have your weigh-in,
pay your bond,
1952
01:20:36,866 --> 01:20:38,935
I'll meet you here
after that, OK?
1953
01:20:39,035 --> 01:20:40,503
I got to pay these guys
or I'm fucked, man,
1954
01:20:40,603 --> 01:20:41,938
you know,
it's like, uh...
1955
01:20:42,038 --> 01:20:43,439
-No problem.
-It's the 11th hour here.
1956
01:20:43,539 --> 01:20:44,840
I said
I'd have it, OK?
1957
01:20:44,941 --> 01:20:45,942
OK, OK, OK.
I'm just, you know,
1958
01:20:46,042 --> 01:20:47,710
I'm just saying,
'cause...
1959
01:20:47,911 --> 01:20:50,513
I know, I know...
1960
01:20:50,613 --> 01:20:52,348
(doorbell buzzes)
1961
01:20:57,553 --> 01:20:59,322
(buzzing continues)
1962
01:21:06,662 --> 01:21:08,364
(buzzing continues)
1963
01:21:17,506 --> 01:21:18,474
-Helen.
-Hi.
1964
01:21:18,574 --> 01:21:20,709
Hey, long time
no see, huh?
1965
01:21:20,944 --> 01:21:22,445
What happened?
1966
01:21:22,545 --> 01:21:24,948
What's the matter?
1967
01:21:25,014 --> 01:21:26,049
No, I don't know.
Nothing happened.
1968
01:21:26,149 --> 01:21:27,650
I just-- I just,
you know...
1969
01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:28,617
You just got me
out of a deep sleep,
1970
01:21:28,717 --> 01:21:30,086
you know.
Everything's OK?
1971
01:21:30,186 --> 01:21:31,854
Oh, yeah, yeah,
everything's OK.
1972
01:21:31,955 --> 01:21:33,489
I mean, what could
be wrong, you know?
1973
01:21:33,589 --> 01:21:34,958
No, I thought
maybe I'd, you know,
1974
01:21:35,024 --> 01:21:36,425
come by and make you
some breakfast, huh?
1975
01:21:36,525 --> 01:21:38,261
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1976
01:21:38,361 --> 01:21:39,996
(dialing phone)
1977
01:21:43,666 --> 01:21:46,002
Yeah, Odyssey?
Uh, delivery.
1978
01:21:46,102 --> 01:21:47,570
Uh, two coffees,
two orange juice.
1979
01:21:47,670 --> 01:21:49,605
-Harry, you want eggs?
-Nah.
1980
01:21:49,705 --> 01:21:51,975
No eggs.
Two rolls with butter.
1981
01:21:52,008 --> 01:21:56,312
Mm-hmm. Fabian.
15 Cornelia Street.
1982
01:21:56,412 --> 01:21:57,981
2-C.
1983
01:22:03,119 --> 01:22:04,988
You know I'm opening
tonight, Harry?
1984
01:22:05,054 --> 01:22:06,355
Yeah, well, I'm having
the fights tonight.
1985
01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:10,759
Ho ho ho!
Harry Fabian!
1986
01:22:10,994 --> 01:22:12,795
That's great.
1987
01:22:13,029 --> 01:22:14,497
The return of...
1988
01:22:16,199 --> 01:22:18,067
It's a big night for
the both of us, I guess.
1989
01:22:18,167 --> 01:22:21,204
Yeah... It looks
that way. Yeah.
1990
01:22:22,605 --> 01:22:25,908
You know, Harry, I, um...
1991
01:22:26,009 --> 01:22:27,876
I couldn't have
done it without you.
1992
01:22:28,011 --> 01:22:32,181
Well, I couldn't have
done it without you,
too, you know, so...
1993
01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:35,118
I feel great.
1994
01:22:36,085 --> 01:22:37,753
Do you?
Do you feel good?
1995
01:22:37,853 --> 01:22:40,423
Yeah, I'm good.
Oh, yeah, I'm good. Good.
1996
01:22:43,526 --> 01:22:45,394
You know, uh...
1997
01:22:47,163 --> 01:22:50,199
I got you a little...
just a little something.
1998
01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:54,670
What's this? Well,
what are you doing?
1999
01:22:54,770 --> 01:22:57,073
You didn't-- Why--
2000
01:22:58,741 --> 01:22:59,808
Wait a minute.
What is this?
2001
01:23:00,043 --> 01:23:01,277
What? What?
2002
01:23:03,379 --> 01:23:05,414
Aw, Jesus Christ.
2003
01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:13,056
Jesus Christ,
these are beautiful.
2004
01:23:13,122 --> 01:23:16,125
-Yeah?
-These are beautiful.
2005
01:23:18,161 --> 01:23:20,063
What'd you do this for?
2006
01:23:23,099 --> 01:23:26,769
I'm happy.
I never felt, uh...
2007
01:23:26,869 --> 01:23:30,506
I never felt happy
like this before.
2008
01:23:30,606 --> 01:23:34,177
You're my friend...
my pal.
2009
01:23:36,079 --> 01:23:37,613
I don't have a lot
of friends, you know.
2010
01:23:37,713 --> 01:23:39,548
You, you're my buddy.
2011
01:23:39,648 --> 01:23:41,817
That's why
I got it for you.
2012
01:23:42,085 --> 01:23:43,652
It's...
2013
01:23:43,752 --> 01:23:46,155
It's...
2014
01:23:46,255 --> 01:23:49,125
Look at that.
"Harry Fabian."
2015
01:23:50,093 --> 01:23:52,095
Up in lights.
2016
01:24:02,771 --> 01:24:06,375
Santiago, 142.
2017
01:24:06,475 --> 01:24:08,177
(applause)
2018
01:24:08,277 --> 01:24:12,681
MAN: See that?
Sugar Ray Robinson.
Hand-painted.
2019
01:24:12,781 --> 01:24:14,317
-What's with this?
-I can't piss.
2020
01:24:14,417 --> 01:24:16,385
-Well, drink some more water.
-I did, I can't piss.
2021
01:24:16,485 --> 01:24:17,586
Yo!
2022
01:24:17,686 --> 01:24:18,787
Morales flunked
his CAT scan.
2023
01:24:18,887 --> 01:24:20,123
What? What's that mean?
What?
2024
01:24:20,223 --> 01:24:21,657
Give him another test, doc.
He must've--
2025
01:24:21,757 --> 01:24:22,958
I'm not letting him fight.
2026
01:24:23,126 --> 01:24:24,660
What? I get
another fighter,
you mean?
2027
01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:26,629
Just go down to the gym.
I'm not letting this one fight.
2028
01:24:26,729 --> 01:24:29,198
Aw, Christ. Al,
what am I gonna do?
Wait-wait-wait--
2029
01:24:29,298 --> 01:24:31,033
I'll get another guy.
I'll give him a call now.
2030
01:24:31,134 --> 01:24:32,668
Get him down, get him down.
2031
01:24:32,768 --> 01:24:35,604
-Listen: run water
on your fingertips.
-I did.
2032
01:24:35,704 --> 01:24:38,274
Fabian, these pictures,
they're hand-painted,
right?
2033
01:24:38,374 --> 01:24:40,042
What is this,
an art gallery?
2034
01:24:40,143 --> 01:24:42,145
Come on, Cotton, piss,
piss, piss, piss!
2035
01:24:42,245 --> 01:24:44,247
-Come on. Cut it out.
-Come on, this is
the easy part.
2036
01:24:44,347 --> 01:24:46,215
-Piss, piss, piss,
piss, come on!
-I can't.
2037
01:24:46,315 --> 01:24:47,616
Give me. Give me that shit.
Give me that.
2038
01:24:49,618 --> 01:24:51,587
(urinates)
2039
01:24:55,624 --> 01:24:57,360
On the house.
2040
01:24:57,460 --> 01:24:59,328
AL: How the fuck
do I know who painted it?
2041
01:24:59,428 --> 01:25:01,997
Hey, I was just
curious. Jesus!
2042
01:25:02,165 --> 01:25:03,466
Hey, Fabian.
More good news.
2043
01:25:03,566 --> 01:25:05,934
The brothers flunked
the piss test. Cocaine.
2044
01:25:06,169 --> 01:25:07,770
Fuck! Cotton, here,
2045
01:25:07,870 --> 01:25:09,438
take your pee-pee here.
Give it to him. Fuck! Fuck!
2046
01:25:09,538 --> 01:25:11,006
Get your matchmaker
down to the gym.
2047
01:25:11,174 --> 01:25:12,675
I'll do it myself.
Stay right here.
2048
01:25:12,775 --> 01:25:14,377
Stay right here,
stay right here.
2049
01:25:14,477 --> 01:25:16,245
You see ring name here?
Put down King Kong King.
2050
01:25:16,345 --> 01:25:19,682
King Kong King, OK?
You pee yet? Good.
2051
01:25:23,452 --> 01:25:25,721
I need two welterweights
for a six-rounder,
2052
01:25:25,821 --> 01:25:28,357
a middleweight for eight.
2053
01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:30,226
I need two welterweights
for a six-rounder,
2054
01:25:30,326 --> 01:25:32,328
a middleweight for eight.
Anybody interested?
2055
01:25:36,232 --> 01:25:37,733
-John, Phil here?
-Phil?
2056
01:25:37,833 --> 01:25:39,702
-Yeah.
-He's doing some
business somewheres.
2057
01:25:39,802 --> 01:25:41,870
Somewheres? Where's somewheres?
I'm a little late, I had to--
2058
01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:42,771
You wouldn't believe
what happened.
2059
01:25:42,871 --> 01:25:44,207
He hasn't been in.
2060
01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:45,107
But he's coming in,
though, right?
2061
01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:47,276
-I guess.
-You guess?
2062
01:25:53,582 --> 01:25:55,251
Are you sure he's not
in the back, in the office,
the kitchen, John?
2063
01:25:55,351 --> 01:25:56,819
I didn't see him
if he came in.
2064
01:25:56,919 --> 01:25:59,388
Yeah, but I'm supposed to
meet him. I'm a little late.
2065
01:25:59,488 --> 01:26:00,989
-Drinking?
-No, I don't want anything.
2066
01:26:01,224 --> 01:26:02,658
-Sure?
-Yeah.
2067
01:26:19,408 --> 01:26:21,410
Where the fuck is he?!
2068
01:26:28,884 --> 01:26:30,853
Hey, Phil.
2069
01:26:30,953 --> 01:26:32,388
Hey, Phil,
where you been, man?
2070
01:26:32,488 --> 01:26:34,089
Why?
2071
01:26:34,290 --> 01:26:36,559
Why? Come on, Phil, Phil,
2072
01:26:36,659 --> 01:26:37,993
you're fuckin' with me now.
Come on, Phil.
2073
01:26:38,261 --> 01:26:40,263
What are you
talking about?
2074
01:26:40,329 --> 01:26:42,431
What am I talking?
I'm talking about the money.
2075
01:26:42,531 --> 01:26:45,534
What money? What?
Oh, you were serious?
2076
01:26:45,634 --> 01:26:47,636
I thought you were
joking about that.
2077
01:26:47,736 --> 01:26:50,606
Why, you really thought
I was gonna loan you
12,000 bucks?
2078
01:26:53,008 --> 01:26:57,346
Fuck with me!
Fuck with my wife!
2079
01:26:57,446 --> 01:26:59,382
-Cocksucker!
-Ow, ow!
2080
01:26:59,482 --> 01:27:02,851
Fuck, man!
Ow, watch it, watch it!
2081
01:27:02,951 --> 01:27:04,753
Goddammit!
Piece of shit!
2082
01:27:11,394 --> 01:27:13,462
Here's your 12,000!
2083
01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:15,063
MAN: Hey, Phil!
Knock it off!
2084
01:27:15,298 --> 01:27:16,765
Stop, Phil!
2085
01:27:21,504 --> 01:27:22,938
Shit!
2086
01:27:23,038 --> 01:27:25,474
Here's your 12,000,
cocksucker!
2087
01:27:28,444 --> 01:27:31,314
You're in hell!
Dead on earth!
2088
01:27:32,648 --> 01:27:34,317
Prick.
2089
01:27:42,891 --> 01:27:44,393
MAN: Set 'em up, man.
2090
01:27:47,029 --> 01:27:49,465
No, both those go
on the outside, huh?
2091
01:27:49,565 --> 01:27:52,735
Father Time. Bad-ass
from the heydays.
2092
01:27:52,835 --> 01:27:54,403
(laughing)
2093
01:27:54,503 --> 01:27:56,972
Stay out of my face,
you fuckin' orangutan.
2094
01:27:57,072 --> 01:27:59,375
Uh, delivery from
Bojack's club.
Where do you want them?
2095
01:27:59,475 --> 01:28:00,843
Stick 'em
in his mouth.
2096
01:28:00,943 --> 01:28:02,177
Over there.
2097
01:28:02,345 --> 01:28:04,913
The heydays.
The old days.
2098
01:28:05,013 --> 01:28:07,383
(laughing)
2099
01:28:07,483 --> 01:28:10,353
You keep it up,
I'll show you
some old days.
2100
01:28:10,419 --> 01:28:13,422
That's a good one, pops.
I like that one.
2101
01:28:13,522 --> 01:28:15,558
Listen, I, I--
No, I just got to--
2102
01:28:15,658 --> 01:28:17,426
Mr. Peck? I just got to
talk to you for a minute.
2103
01:28:17,526 --> 01:28:18,994
Give me five minutes
of your time,
2104
01:28:19,094 --> 01:28:20,596
I'll tell you, it'll--
No, no, you will--
2105
01:28:20,696 --> 01:28:22,798
Mr. Peck, if you give me
five minutes of your time,
2106
01:28:22,898 --> 01:28:24,367
I can just explain to you--
2107
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:26,234
I can just explain to you
what I need.
2108
01:28:26,369 --> 01:28:28,737
I can give you the money back
24 hours from now.
2109
01:28:28,837 --> 01:28:31,740
I just-- Mr. Peck, it's
a matter of life and death.
2110
01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:33,141
As you know, Mr. Peck feels
very nervous about this.
2111
01:28:33,376 --> 01:28:34,610
No problem.
2112
01:28:34,710 --> 01:28:36,479
It's just a 24-hour loan,
like I said.
2113
01:28:36,579 --> 01:28:39,247
Mr. Peck, really,
A 24-hour loan,
that's it.
2114
01:28:39,448 --> 01:28:40,683
Just so you understand,
2115
01:28:40,783 --> 01:28:42,217
if there is a problem,
it's gonna be yours.
2116
01:28:42,385 --> 01:28:43,619
No problem.
Absolutely no problem.
2117
01:28:43,719 --> 01:28:45,454
We'll have a few people
there tonight to make sure.
2118
01:28:45,554 --> 01:28:46,655
Oh, loan officers.
Good, good, good.
2119
01:28:46,755 --> 01:28:47,656
Perfect, perfect.
2120
01:28:47,756 --> 01:28:49,392
OK, thank you very much.
Thank you.
2121
01:28:49,425 --> 01:28:52,695
Mr. Peck, thank you
very much. Thank you.
2122
01:28:52,795 --> 01:28:54,397
(bell rings)
2123
01:28:58,801 --> 01:29:04,239
-Hey, make sure those curtains
don't cover those lights.
-MAN: OK.
2124
01:29:04,407 --> 01:29:06,041
Father Time be bad
in his day,
2125
01:29:06,141 --> 01:29:09,445
but his day
is history.
2126
01:29:09,545 --> 01:29:12,247
Go eat a fuckin' banana.
2127
01:29:12,415 --> 01:29:14,149
Father Time should
be eating a banana.
2128
01:29:14,417 --> 01:29:16,218
Keep him regular.
2129
01:29:16,452 --> 01:29:18,253
(man laughs)
2130
01:29:18,421 --> 01:29:22,458
Father Time
be dealing with time
marching on.
2131
01:29:22,558 --> 01:29:23,659
All right,
you son of a bitch.
2132
01:29:23,759 --> 01:29:25,260
Come on, put 'em up,
you cocksucker.
2133
01:29:25,428 --> 01:29:27,430
-Ah...
-All right, fuck-head.
2134
01:29:28,030 --> 01:29:31,299
(men laughing)
2135
01:29:31,434 --> 01:29:33,035
Get up!
You want Father Time?
2136
01:29:33,135 --> 01:29:34,570
-Yeah.
-Come on, you fuck.
2137
01:29:34,670 --> 01:29:36,138
I'll show you
the good old days.
2138
01:29:36,238 --> 01:29:37,540
I'll show you
the good old fuckin' days.
2139
01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:40,476
I'll show you
how it was in the old days!
2140
01:29:41,610 --> 01:29:44,447
Hey, what are you doing?
Al, hey, hey.
2141
01:29:44,480 --> 01:29:46,715
Stop it, guys.
Come on, please.
2142
01:29:48,517 --> 01:29:51,319
Come on, guys.
Stop! Stop!
2143
01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:53,121
Stop it! Stop it! Stop!
2144
01:29:53,221 --> 01:29:54,890
Somebody help him.
Come on, get up, get up.
2145
01:29:54,990 --> 01:29:55,858
What the fuck you doing?
2146
01:29:55,958 --> 01:29:56,992
Come on, man!
2147
01:29:57,092 --> 01:29:58,727
Al.
2148
01:29:59,828 --> 01:30:01,464
Al, Al, Al.
2149
01:30:02,465 --> 01:30:04,066
Al, take a pill, Al.
2150
01:30:04,166 --> 01:30:05,768
What's he doing?
2151
01:30:05,868 --> 01:30:07,302
-AL: (gasps)
-Al!
2152
01:30:07,402 --> 01:30:08,971
-What's he doing?
-Take a pill, Al.
2153
01:30:09,071 --> 01:30:11,940
Harry. Harry.
2154
01:30:12,040 --> 01:30:13,642
Al. Please, Al.
2155
01:30:17,913 --> 01:30:19,848
Oh, no.
2156
01:30:19,948 --> 01:30:21,650
Al.
2157
01:30:21,750 --> 01:30:23,051
I didn't do nothing, man.
He beat me.
2158
01:30:23,151 --> 01:30:24,453
Wake up, Al.
2159
01:30:24,553 --> 01:30:26,655
He beat me.
I didn't do nothing!
2160
01:30:26,755 --> 01:30:28,757
He beat me, man.
I didn't do nothing!
2161
01:30:28,857 --> 01:30:30,493
Can anybody help me
here, please?
2162
01:30:30,593 --> 01:30:32,761
Call an ambulance.
Call an ambulance.
2163
01:30:32,861 --> 01:30:34,362
Call something.
2164
01:30:34,463 --> 01:30:35,598
Anybody know CPR
or anything like that?
2165
01:30:35,698 --> 01:30:37,199
Does anybody know anything?
2166
01:30:37,299 --> 01:30:39,134
Somebody help me!
The guy's dying!
2167
01:30:39,234 --> 01:30:40,969
What do I do?
What do I do?
2168
01:30:42,805 --> 01:30:44,640
(grunting)
2169
01:30:47,876 --> 01:30:50,613
Come on, man,
come on, come on.
Don't fuckin' do this.
2170
01:30:50,713 --> 01:30:52,214
Don't fuckin' die.
Don't fuckin' die.
2171
01:30:52,314 --> 01:30:55,518
Come on, Al, wake up!
Wake up! Wake up!
2172
01:30:55,618 --> 01:30:58,053
Wake up! Wake up!
2173
01:31:00,723 --> 01:31:01,857
Al...
2174
01:31:07,896 --> 01:31:09,698
Oh, no.
2175
01:31:19,875 --> 01:31:21,910
(alarm)
2176
01:31:23,679 --> 01:31:25,914
This is-- This is--
Christ, this is terrible.
2177
01:31:26,014 --> 01:31:27,983
I mean, this is terrible.
2178
01:31:28,083 --> 01:31:29,084
You see, what happened...
2179
01:31:29,184 --> 01:31:31,186
Oh, what a fine man, a leader.
2180
01:31:31,286 --> 01:31:32,688
What a fine man.
This is a tragedy.
2181
01:31:32,788 --> 01:31:34,189
It's terrible.
It's terrible.
2182
01:31:34,289 --> 01:31:35,924
You see, what happened...
2183
01:31:36,024 --> 01:31:37,560
A victim that was...
2184
01:31:38,761 --> 01:31:40,929
What? What?
But I wasn't even there.
2185
01:31:41,029 --> 01:31:43,231
I grieve for him.
I wasn't even there.
2186
01:31:43,331 --> 01:31:45,834
I just want to be understood.
Hey, hey, because if I could,
2187
01:31:45,934 --> 01:31:47,402
Boom Boom,
if there was any way,
2188
01:31:47,570 --> 01:31:49,004
please, don't you think,
don't you...
2189
01:31:49,104 --> 01:31:50,873
I mean, please, he was
like my father to me.
2190
01:31:50,973 --> 01:31:53,408
No, you know what, he
was more, more, because--
2191
01:31:53,576 --> 01:31:55,043
Boom Boom, no,
it's not my fault, no.
2192
01:31:55,143 --> 01:31:57,212
This city, you know...
2193
01:31:57,312 --> 01:31:59,748
This city is... oh, gosh.
2194
01:32:08,156 --> 01:32:09,124
Uh, Helen...
2195
01:32:13,261 --> 01:32:15,764
Hey, Helen.
2196
01:32:15,864 --> 01:32:17,666
Hey, Helen.
2197
01:32:20,368 --> 01:32:22,805
I fucked you over.
That's a forged license.
2198
01:32:22,905 --> 01:32:23,972
Oh, really?
2199
01:32:25,708 --> 01:32:29,444
Yeah, I found out about it,
oh, about 3 this afternoon.
2200
01:32:29,612 --> 01:32:32,715
They showed up.
Some people, you know.
2201
01:32:32,815 --> 01:32:34,082
Oh.
2202
01:32:35,684 --> 01:32:37,152
Helen, I swear to God,
I just,
2203
01:32:37,252 --> 01:32:39,622
I didn't mean to do it.
I'm just an asshole--
2204
01:32:39,688 --> 01:32:42,124
No, you did the--
the best you could by me,
2205
01:32:42,224 --> 01:32:45,794
I guess, under
the circumstances.
2206
01:32:47,262 --> 01:32:48,396
What happened to you?
2207
01:32:48,631 --> 01:32:50,699
Oh, Phil heard.
2208
01:32:51,667 --> 01:32:55,871
Look, I got 12,000 here.
2209
01:32:57,405 --> 01:32:59,775
This is all I got.
Maybe I can make a pool.
2210
01:32:59,875 --> 01:33:01,644
We can pay someone
down there.
2211
01:33:01,710 --> 01:33:04,980
There's other guys
besides Dugan, you know,
I mean...
2212
01:33:09,117 --> 01:33:11,186
Al Grossman died.
2213
01:33:11,286 --> 01:33:15,157
Fights are off.
It's all over.
2214
01:33:15,257 --> 01:33:17,660
I'm a dead man, too, now.
2215
01:33:22,731 --> 01:33:24,499
Take it back to Peck.
2216
01:33:24,667 --> 01:33:28,003
You don't need him
on your ass, too,
do you?
2217
01:33:29,872 --> 01:33:33,676
I worked out something
with my brother-in-law.
2218
01:33:33,742 --> 01:33:37,980
I'm gonna swap this place
for his out in California.
2219
01:33:38,080 --> 01:33:40,148
Good. Good for you.
2220
01:33:41,850 --> 01:33:44,920
Want to come out there
with me, Harry?
2221
01:33:45,020 --> 01:33:47,522
You know, keep me
from going crazy?
2222
01:33:47,723 --> 01:33:50,759
Look, you know I know you,
2223
01:33:50,859 --> 01:33:53,261
and I know that you
wouldn't hurt me
2224
01:33:53,361 --> 01:33:54,863
if you could've
helped it.
2225
01:33:54,963 --> 01:33:57,700
Oh.
2226
01:33:57,733 --> 01:34:00,535
Oh, Helen, you're
killing me here.
2227
01:34:00,703 --> 01:34:01,804
I guess it's
"kill Harry week," huh?
2228
01:34:01,904 --> 01:34:06,108
Come on out with me.
Come on.
2229
01:34:06,208 --> 01:34:08,576
Lay low.
2230
01:34:08,777 --> 01:34:11,714
Boom Boom will cool out.
2231
01:34:11,780 --> 01:34:14,783
You need to buy
some time, Harry.
2232
01:34:16,351 --> 01:34:18,086
I'm so tired of running,
Helen.
2233
01:34:18,186 --> 01:34:20,222
Then stop.
2234
01:34:23,391 --> 01:34:25,127
Give me a kiss.
2235
01:34:41,076 --> 01:34:42,745
Oh.
2236
01:34:54,222 --> 01:34:56,091
Hey, Harry.
2237
01:34:56,191 --> 01:34:59,762
("Freaky Styley" by
The Red Hot Chili Peppers)
2238
01:35:08,170 --> 01:35:09,972
Where are they?
2239
01:35:11,907 --> 01:35:13,842
There they go,
the motherfuckers!
2240
01:35:39,501 --> 01:35:42,504
* Say it out loud
2241
01:35:42,604 --> 01:35:46,641
* I'm freaky styley
and I'm proud *
2242
01:35:46,875 --> 01:35:48,310
(horns honking)
2243
01:36:37,159 --> 01:36:38,226
(bangs)
2244
01:36:47,235 --> 01:36:51,073
(banging)
2245
01:37:03,986 --> 01:37:05,921
(continues banging)
2246
01:37:08,190 --> 01:37:09,892
(gasps)
2247
01:37:11,927 --> 01:37:13,896
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
2248
01:37:13,962 --> 01:37:15,230
I'm here, I'm here.
All right? I'm here.
2249
01:37:15,330 --> 01:37:16,932
I'm here, I'm here!
2250
01:37:17,032 --> 01:37:20,002
You beat on ladies, you fuck?
She's a good chick.
2251
01:37:20,102 --> 01:37:23,005
You want to kill me?
I don't give a shit.
I don't give a shit!
2252
01:37:23,105 --> 01:37:24,239
I loved Al so much,
you know what I got for it,
2253
01:37:24,339 --> 01:37:25,941
you know what
the fuck I got for it?
2254
01:37:26,041 --> 01:37:28,043
This is what I got from the guy
who beat Al to death,
2255
01:37:28,143 --> 01:37:29,978
the guy you cowards
should really be after.
2256
01:37:30,078 --> 01:37:33,015
This is me doing
your fuckin' job,
2257
01:37:33,115 --> 01:37:34,749
fuckin' me,
with my bare goddamn hands,
2258
01:37:34,917 --> 01:37:36,184
standing between some
giant fucking animal,
2259
01:37:36,284 --> 01:37:39,021
hated Al from the get-go,
beating him to death!
2260
01:37:39,121 --> 01:37:42,324
This is me! I'm using my body
to save his fuckin' life.
2261
01:37:42,424 --> 01:37:44,392
He's laying, I'm holding
his face in my hands.
2262
01:37:44,492 --> 01:37:47,495
I said, "Don't you die,
Daddy! Please, don't you die!"
2263
01:37:47,595 --> 01:37:49,197
He's laying there. I'm holding
his face in my hands,
2264
01:37:49,297 --> 01:37:51,799
and this big bastard's
kicking me.
2265
01:37:51,934 --> 01:37:55,103
I'm holding his head,
the bastard's kicking me,
nobody's doing nothing.
2266
01:37:55,203 --> 01:37:57,439
"Don't you fuckin' die,
Al, please, man.
2267
01:37:57,539 --> 01:37:59,975
I won't let him kill you, man.
I won't let him kill you."
2268
01:38:00,075 --> 01:38:02,010
Where the fuck were you
guys when we needed you,
2269
01:38:02,110 --> 01:38:04,146
when Al needed you?
2270
01:38:04,246 --> 01:38:05,113
What the fuck?
2271
01:38:05,213 --> 01:38:07,115
You see this?
You see this?
2272
01:38:08,016 --> 01:38:09,551
What do you think?
2273
01:38:09,651 --> 01:38:11,186
Me and Al were just in
for the fuckin' money, man?
2274
01:38:11,286 --> 01:38:14,322
The money? Hey!
There's the money.
2275
01:38:14,422 --> 01:38:16,858
I got kicked, punched
and smacked around
2276
01:38:16,959 --> 01:38:18,961
six ways from
fucking Sunday, man.
2277
01:38:19,027 --> 01:38:20,795
I held a dying man
in my arms,
2278
01:38:20,963 --> 01:38:25,033
so fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
2279
01:38:26,668 --> 01:38:27,735
How'd I do here?
How'd I do here?
2280
01:38:27,970 --> 01:38:29,204
I don't know.
2281
01:38:30,338 --> 01:38:31,473
(gunshots)
2282
01:38:31,573 --> 01:38:33,976
(screams)
2283
01:38:40,048 --> 01:38:42,784
Are we even?
Are we even? Huh?
2284
01:38:43,018 --> 01:38:44,619
Are we even?
2285
01:38:44,719 --> 01:38:47,389
Are we even, huh?
Are we even?
2286
01:38:47,489 --> 01:38:49,057
Are we even?
2287
01:38:53,461 --> 01:38:54,396
Harry.
2288
01:38:54,496 --> 01:38:56,398
(siren)
2289
01:39:11,746 --> 01:39:13,315
The restaurant,
where is it, Big Sur?
2290
01:39:13,415 --> 01:39:15,317
Yeah, around there.
2291
01:39:15,417 --> 01:39:17,119
Good. Everybody's there's
into punishment food,
right?
2292
01:39:17,219 --> 01:39:18,886
Beans, yeast, whole grains.
2293
01:39:19,021 --> 01:39:20,155
We got to fly
in the face to that.
2294
01:39:20,255 --> 01:39:22,024
We got to go
high cholesterol:
2295
01:39:22,090 --> 01:39:24,192
deli, egg rolls,
chicken fat.
2296
01:39:24,292 --> 01:39:26,028
They'll kill each other
to fall off the health wagon.
2297
01:39:26,128 --> 01:39:28,296
Natural food is not
natural, believe me.
2298
01:39:28,396 --> 01:39:31,033
We'll call it, like,
Greenstreet's, you know,
like Sydney Greenstreet,
2299
01:39:31,066 --> 01:39:32,467
like the fat man,
like Greenstreet's--
2300
01:39:32,567 --> 01:39:35,070
-I'm calling it Helen's.
-Oh, that's good, too.
2301
01:39:35,170 --> 01:39:36,504
We'll get pictures
of all the famous
Helens:
2302
01:39:36,604 --> 01:39:38,306
Keller, Reddy, of Troy.
2303
01:39:38,406 --> 01:39:40,042
Then six years down the line,
all goes well,
2304
01:39:40,108 --> 01:39:41,309
you could run for mayor,
like Clint Eastwood.
2305
01:39:41,409 --> 01:39:42,544
Or President,
like Ronald Reagan.
2306
01:39:42,644 --> 01:39:44,146
Enough, enough.
2307
01:39:44,246 --> 01:39:45,647
Uh, you know
what I'm doing,
2308
01:39:45,747 --> 01:39:47,149
saying all this, Helen?
2309
01:39:47,249 --> 01:39:50,885
You know what this is?
Guess what this is.
2310
01:39:51,053 --> 01:39:53,888
This is my Harry Fabian
imitation.
2311
01:39:54,056 --> 01:39:55,390
Pretty good, right?
2312
01:39:55,490 --> 01:39:57,059
(siren)
2313
01:39:57,125 --> 01:40:00,562
Boxing. Jesus, I must have
been out of my mind.
2314
01:40:00,662 --> 01:40:02,664
* Oh, yes
2315
01:40:02,764 --> 01:40:06,434
* I'm the great pretender
2316
01:40:06,534 --> 01:40:08,103
* Ooh, ooh
2317
01:40:08,203 --> 01:40:13,341
* Pretendin'
I'm doing well *
2318
01:40:13,441 --> 01:40:14,609
* Ooh, ooh
2319
01:40:14,709 --> 01:40:18,046
* My need is such
2320
01:40:18,146 --> 01:40:21,483
* I pretend too much
2321
01:40:21,583 --> 01:40:23,185
* I'm lonely
2322
01:40:23,285 --> 01:40:27,655
* But no one can tell
2323
01:40:27,755 --> 01:40:30,192
* Oh, yes
2324
01:40:30,292 --> 01:40:33,895
* I'm the great pretender
2325
01:40:34,129 --> 01:40:35,463
* Ooh, ooh
2326
01:40:35,563 --> 01:40:40,868
* Adrift in a world
of my own *
2327
01:40:41,069 --> 01:40:42,570
* Ooh, ooh *
2328
01:40:42,670 --> 01:40:45,707
* I play the game
2329
01:40:45,807 --> 01:40:49,444
* But to my real shame
2330
01:40:49,544 --> 01:40:51,113
* You've left me
2331
01:40:51,213 --> 01:40:54,449
* To dream all alone
2332
01:40:56,351 --> 01:41:03,225
* Too real is this feeling
of make believe *
2333
01:41:03,325 --> 01:41:06,394
* Too real when I feel
2334
01:41:06,494 --> 01:41:10,965
* What my heart
can't conceal *
2335
01:41:11,133 --> 01:41:16,938
* Oh, yes,
I'm the great pretender *
2336
01:41:17,139 --> 01:41:18,573
* Ooh, ooh *
2337
01:41:18,673 --> 01:41:24,146
* Just laughin' and gay
like a clown *
2338
01:41:24,212 --> 01:41:25,647
* Ooh, ooh
2339
01:41:25,747 --> 01:41:28,983
* I seem to be
2340
01:41:29,151 --> 01:41:32,687
* What I'm not, you see
2341
01:41:32,787 --> 01:41:35,923
* I'm wearing my heart
2342
01:41:36,158 --> 01:41:39,461
* Like a crown *
2343
01:41:39,561 --> 01:41:45,533
* Pretending that
you're still around *
2344
01:41:45,633 --> 01:41:47,469
* Yeah
2345
01:41:51,639 --> 01:41:53,175
* Whoo-hoo
2346
01:41:53,275 --> 01:41:56,778
* Too real when I feel
2347
01:41:56,878 --> 01:42:02,250
* What my heart
can't conceal *
2348
01:42:02,350 --> 01:42:10,358
* Oh, yes,
I'm the great pretender *
2349
01:42:10,458 --> 01:42:16,464
* Just laughin' and gay
like a clown *
2350
01:42:16,564 --> 01:42:17,532
* Ooh, ooh
2351
01:42:17,632 --> 01:42:21,203
* I seem to be
2352
01:42:21,236 --> 01:42:24,672
* What I'm not, you see
2353
01:42:24,772 --> 01:42:27,975
* I'm wearing my heart
2354
01:42:28,210 --> 01:42:31,379
* Like a crown *
2355
01:42:31,479 --> 01:42:40,222
* Pretending that
you're still around *
2356
01:42:46,594 --> 01:42:48,596
* Around
2357
01:42:48,696 --> 01:42:51,633
* Ooh
2358
01:42:58,606 --> 01:43:05,247
* Yes,
I'm the great pretender *
2359
01:43:05,313 --> 01:43:10,885
* Just laughin' and gay
like a clown *
2360
01:43:10,985 --> 01:43:12,254
* Ooh, ooh
2361
01:43:12,320 --> 01:43:15,857
* I seem to be
2362
01:43:15,957 --> 01:43:19,361
* What I'm not, you see
2363
01:43:19,461 --> 01:43:22,664
* I'm wearing my heart
2364
01:43:22,764 --> 01:43:26,268
* Like a crown
2365
01:43:26,334 --> 01:43:40,548
* Pretending that
you're still around *
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