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When we come together for family time, I know

we'll always weather the hardest time.

So go on. Yeah, you've got to try

my family's pie.

Hey, it's almost midnight, everybody.

No, it's a bad omen.

Don't taste it, step -cousin.

That would be weird.

All right, 10 seconds.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4,

3, 2, 1.

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

Nice. No,

I don't think we should.

My step -uncle just said.

Come on.

What the heck?

Didn't I just say not to kiss your cousin?

Okay, I know she's a step, but she's still family. And that stuff is just

old wrong.

Look, I know you're young, and I know she's kind of cute and everything, but

need to learn to control yourself.

A guy can get into a lot of trouble over girls.

Hey, why'd you do that? You got me in trouble with Dad.

Oh, come on. She basically pushed me into it.

I was just a little kid.

I mean, it's not like you were fucking a stick or anything.

Come on, stop saying stuff like that.

I bet he has a nice stick, too.

Oh, come on, don't be such a prude. I mean, don't you even know how to have

Uh, yeah.

Okay, well, take out a stick, then.

Come on, stop saying stuff like that. That's disgusting.

What, are you scared of a stick?

Just make sure you do it really slow so you don't spook them.

Should we be doing this?

Why not?

I mean, we could do it all the time when we're alone.

Wait, you two are carpet munchers?

Well, then we have to find out if we have carpet.

Suck a step.

Remember, if you do, I'm not going to let you come out.

This is it.

No, it's not.

Now listen here. In the first place, I'm not a director.

I'm an assistant director. I'm not in my place.

But I haven't any jobs to give away. I can put that on myself.

And in the first place, you should have stayed back home in the first place.

Bye.

Yeah.

I think it's from the hand.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Mm -hmm.

I don't know.

Seriously? Oh, shit. I don't even know what to say anymore.

I can't. I'm done. I told you.

Oops.

Happy New Year.