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[Go Princess Go]

[Episode 1]

Once we see him, act immediately.

We can't let him have the opportunity to say anything.

Got it!

But what if he gets the chance to speak before we can act?

Then our mission has failed.

You're bad!

Hello. Can I see your invitation card?

Invitation card?

Let's see, will this work?

Ladies, please enter.

Thanks!

Such a cutie.

Hey handsome, nice body!

It's too boring.

There aren't any challenges here.

Say, Bro, why do you keep changing girls?

Aren't you afraid of ruining your character?

I only said a few words,

and they won't let go of me. Is that my fault?

- That girl isn't bad. - Dude, you even dare think of the boss's woman.

You have so many girlfriends.

You really should control yourself, hm?

What do you know?

That loneliness that's deeply embedded in her bones.

Look at her teary eyes.

and her seductive face.

- Little bitch. - Looks like one.

He's over there!

We will split up. You go that way, and I will go this way.

Okay. I will follow suit.

Save me! Save me!

Zhang Peng!

What are you doing?

Save me!

- I will save you! - Zhang Peng!

How come it stopped?

Where's the heartbeat?

Beat! Come on!

Crap, I have to pee.

To pee or not to pee?

To pee or not to pee, to pee or not to pee.

Wait... What happened?

Could it be...?

That I didn't die?

Doctor, please enter.

Your Highness, you are awake!

You Highness, you finally woke up.

If you didn't wake up soon,

Jiang Shi would have murdered her husband.

First, she will harm Prince Zhao,

then she will be with our Prince all day and night,

being intimate with each other.

Poor Prince Zhao, he would have died pitifully.

But although he is pitiful, nobody can compare to you, Miss.

Who are you? What are you saying?

Me? I am Lu Li, Miss. You don't remember me, Miss?

You are the "miss"

Your Highness!

Doctor Song, please take a look at her. Her Highness may be delirious.

Yes. I will check Your Highness's pulse.

Get away! Don't touch me! Who are you?

Me? I am the Court Doctor Song.

Yes, Your Highness. Doctor Song.

He would frequently examine you when you fell ill in the past. Did you forget?

Court Doctor...

Could it be...

Young girl, I have a question for you. Where are we?

This is your palace chamber, Your Highness.

Palace chambers?

May I ask, is this still China?

China? I have never heard of it.

Then tell me,

what is my name?

Your grand name is Zhang Peng Peng.

The current Emperor's military minister's only daughter,

- the previous Emperor's general's granddaughter -- - Stop!

I only fell into the pool.

How did I go from Zhang Peng to Zhang Peng Peng?

If we are talking about travelling through time, I should at least be a suave and handsome man.

How did I become a transgender?

Your Highness... What are you saying? I can't understand any of it.

Please let the Court Doctor examine you.

Get out! Get out! Get out! All of you, get out!

- Get out! Get out!! - Your Highness...

Where is the bathroom? Where is the bathroom?

Where is the bathroom?

So it looks like yesterday was just another dream.

Scared me to death!

But, what if I'm still at that damn place?

Puh puh puh! Let me count to three,

and it will definitely be back to normal. 1... 2... 3...

Why is it you again?!

Your Highness, you really can't keep sleeping. It is already noon!

You, tell me the truth!

How much money did they pay you to lie to me?

Your Highness, what are you saying?

Your servant here is your close maid. I grew up alongside you.

Even if you are suspicious or doubtful, you should at least not doubt me!

Your servant here is loyal to you alone, how can you forget?

Young girl... your acting skills quite good.

Tell me the truth.

How much did they pay you? I'll double it.

How can I receive other's money and betray you?

Your words are too hurtful!

How do I return to my time?

Right! Death. That's what happens in movies.

I can return once I'm dead.

Your Highness! What's wrong?

Your Highness, please wake up!

Your Highness, don't scare me! Your Highness!

[Your Highness, being a pair of small scissors is not that easy!]

[Even if it doesn't have any merits, it did work hard!]

[Your Highness, it isn't easy for this tree to grow up to be this tall!]

[This knife's life wasn't also that easy?]

[Ah, f***!]

[What was I doing before I fainted?]

[You almost drowned because of that Jiang Shi!]

[Pity, Your Highness, you can't swim!]

[You just wouldn't give up! Your zodiac sign is the dog!]

[Don't you also tell me that this water's life was hard.]

[You are the Crown Prince's wife, Your Highness!]

[Why do you keep on wanting to end your life?]

So what if I'm the Crown Prince's wife? With my current appearance,

even if you let me be Wu Ze Tian, I wouldn't do it. (Wu Ze Tian: first Empress of China)

Your Highness... who is Wu Ze Tian?

Generation gap.

Your Highness!

Help me! I don't know how to swim!

I'm going to drown!

- Is that you, Xiao Song? - Yes, it's me.

Your Highness.

These are really rare signs and symptoms.

Xiao Song!

Xiao Song, do you have He Ding Hong? (He Ding Hong: Red Arsenic poison)

I do.

Give it to me.

Your Highness, He Ding Hong is a lethal poison.

It can kill with one drop and doesn't have any antidote.

Stop your nonsense. Give it to me.

Your Highness, the steps to get this poison are very complicated.

First, Your Highness must submit a written request, then the Medical Group must discuss it...

There will be an anonymous voting. The result will be given to Internal Affairs...

Then the Internal Affairs will submit the decision to the Emperor, and then the Emperor will decide to allow it or not...

Before you can use it.

Go to Hell!

- Your Highness! -Are you going to hand it over or not? - Stop hitting me!

Your Highness! Spare me!

- Are you going to give it? Yes or no? - Stop hitting, Your Highness! Spare me!

Your Highness, spare me!

I'll give it, alright?

I'll give it.

Your highness, here's the He Ting Hong.

Your Highness, don't hit me anymore!

Your Highness, spare me!

Don't hit me anymore, Your Highness! Please spare me!

Don't!!!

Doctor Song.

I'm finally going to die... I'm finally going to die...

Miss, don't worry. The drug is just a fake one,

although it isn't completely safe.

I was supposed to give it to the Crown Prince as a gift. It's an aphrodesiac called

Jin Ge, (Jin Ge: Golden Axe)

When a man takes it, he can sustain it longer,

and harder. It's completely safe.

Also, there are no side effects.

But if a woman takes it, it won't work.

So Miss Lu Li, you just have to accompany Your Highness to rest for awhile,

and she'll be cured in no time.

I will make you cured in no time.

Why is killing oneself this hard?

Those stupid history movies are full of crap!

What are you laughing at?

Your Highness, I finally get it.

You are just doing an act. (of hurting oneself to get another's attention)

What act?

I am being forced.

What Your Highness is saying, your servant cannot understand.

But Your Highness, you can relax for now. I received news that

the Grand Empress heard that Your Highness' emotions are unstable,

and thinks that it's all because of that witch Consort Jiang Ying.

She made you and the Crown Prince fall into the water.

Right now, that witch has been locked up at Shen Ning Palace.

She has been punished hard by the Grand Empress.

Who knows how many penalties she endured?

Fell into the water?

What did you say?

- Nothing. Continue what you are saying. - Yes.

Where did I leave off?

Right now, the Crown Prince and the Prince Zhao are still outside Sheng Ning Palace asking for a lighter punishment.

For Prince Zhao to worry for that witch

and kneeling there is acceptable,

since it's his wife.

But why is the Crown Prince also kneeling there?

Isn't this publicly humiliating Emperor Zhao?

And also humiliating you, Your Highness?

That Jiang Ying Yue, just by pulling the crown prince

and causing him to fall in the water is punishable by death.

Punishable by death?

Are you saying that causing someone to fall into the water

can be punishable by death?

Yes, Your Highness.

Let's go. Let's go see it.

Your Highness, having a high energy is more like yourself.

It really is too cruel.

Grand Empress is really smart.

I'm so dizzy...

Men, do the 16th punishment.

It tickles...

This method of the Grand Empress is too cruel!

I can't take it anymore!

Get lost.

Mmm?

♫ If my lover's life was never short ♫

♫ does this world have any legendary stories ♫

♫ If a moth's afraid of touching fire ♫

♫ how can this short life be magnificent ♫

♫ Like being wrapped around with a silk cloth ♫

♫ Like golden shackles with a jade inside ♫

♫ Like snow dancing while falling ♫

♫ So beautiful...to live for death ♫

♫ If love can be broken, only loneliness in the the end ♫

♫ Forgotten the reasons and consequences ♫

♫ Stubbornness to wait long and hard, a feint promise ♫

♫ Wasted a lot of our youth ♫

♫ Wasted months and years, missed each other in one reincarnation ♫

♫ The one forgotten is me ♫

♫ Familiar silhouette, became mottled with tears ♫

♫ Looking at it but can't touch it ♫

♫ Love is something you can think but can't say ♫