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Okay. Get down right there, baby.

It's time for Johnny Calzone to do lunch.

Oh, you're so funny, too.

Your tongue is on my pussy.

I like that.

This is dessert.

Oh, you big pussy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, you're so nasty.

Oh,

my pussy. Oh, wet. Come

on. over here.

I think he loves me.

Candy loves me.

Lily goes down my throat too.

Do you have a love glove?

I want to fuck it, baby.

I want to fuck your dick.

I almost got myself

popped out of your dick in me.

dance i'm going to show you when you're laying your back up here okay the

horizontal pop

Fucking good, love.

Voila.

That's a girl.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Oh,

God.

Do it.

Oh, he loves you, baby. You know that, don't you, huh?

Oh, God.

Yes. Yes.

Yes,

my God.

Looking for Lila?

Lila's not here.

When will she be back?

She's not coming back.

She's not... No, she's not dead. She just got married.

What? Same thing.

I'll see you later.

Wait a minute.

You're not Johnny Watt, are you?

Yeah. Hi, I'm Lila's daughter, Kelly.

Kelly, hi. Last time I saw you, you were about that big. You were just a little

thing. Well, little things grow.

What are you doing back in town?

I heard you were in Washington, D .C., doing some undercover work or something.

I came back for a funeral.

Oh, Warren North.

Yeah, somebody blew him away.

I heard.

I'm really sorry about that.

You guys were partners.

No, we were friends.

Warren and I worked with your mother sometimes. You see, she had a handle on

grapevine. That's why I came to see her.

Well, I took over when my mother left.

I don't think I've heard anything that you want to hear, though.

What anything?

Well, the grapevine says that Warren North was on the take, and that's why he

got it.

Warren North was as straight as a brick wall.

Ten years ago, the man retired from the business, bought a boat, and went

fishing. Now, why would a man who has it made want to screw up the rest of his

life?

That's all I've heard.

But I will keep my ears open, and if I hear anything else, I'll let you know.

Where are you going to be staying?

I haven't gotten a place yet.

I'll find one later. First, I want to go to Warren's house and have a look

around. I'll be in touch.

Okay.

Ray, this is Kelly.

Yeah, Johnny Wadd was here.

And he's asking a lot of questions about Warren North.

I think you better call Camaro real quick.

Okay, bye.

You are fucking good, baby. Come on. Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Yes.

Oh, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, come on.

Cover me. Cover me.

Okay, it's coming out, dear.

Okay. Right in here.

Come on. Come on. Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, shit. Look at that, baby.

What you fucking doing to me, huh?

Say what?

Says where?

Okay, Chief.

We'll get the boys on it right away. No problem.

Okay, bye.

Fuck it. Johnny Wad is back.

Johnny Wad?

Bet I'd like to meet him.

Is he as big as they say he is?

The fuck do I know? I don't give a fuck, him.

He ain't fucking big. Don't be mad, honey. I was just asking.

Chief, get over here.

So this is the infamous Johnny the Wad.

Looks real tough now, doesn't he?

How are you feeling, Johnny?

Yeah,

it feels like a couple of goons used me for a punching bag.

Oh, yes, I know.

When I saw those two guys come running out of the house, I came right on over.

And there you were, laying on the floor.

Do I know you?

No, but I know you.

Warren used to talk about you an awful lot.

He showed me pictures of you in the good old days, when you two used to work

together.

My name is Geneva, and I live next door.

Did you and Warren have a thing?

No, we were just good friends.

I think he did have a lady, but he never talked about her.

Was he in some kind of trouble?

I don't think so.

There didn't seem to be any changes, no signs.

Everything did seem to be fine.

Yeah, that's why they put a bullet in his pump, because everything was fine.

Look, Johnny, I don't know what to tell you.

I don't know who killed him or why.

I didn't even know anything was going on.

Why don't you talk to his sister?

She'd been living here a few years, and they were real close.

Yeah?

Where can I find her?

Yeah.

I want to thank you, Geneva.

You know, John, I think those stories that Warren told me are true.

What stories are those?

About you and your women.

Whenever he went like this, he was either talking about you or some big

that he caught.

Yeah? How would you like to find out?

Sure, why not?

Hey, I was only kidding.

I was.

Thank you.

Oh God.

Oh.

I guess those stories are true, aren't they?

Yeah. Yeah.

Listen to me. It doesn't feel like a story.

Oh, Johnny, look at that.

Oh, got to try this out.

I'm sure glad to be part of one of your women.

Yeah.

Oh,

Warren had some wonderful, wonderful stories to tell about you.

Let me try some of that.

by a boutique. How does that sound? Sounds great, but I don't think we can

it. Why not?

Now that Warren's gone, there's no reason for us to stay here.

Well, you're out of the job, and I can barely support the both of us.

Anyway, there's no way we can do it.

Hey, uh, you know your front door was unlocked?

I rang the bell, but nobody answered.

Looking for Carol?

You're Johnny Wad.

Johnny Wad?

Warren's talking all about you.

He's a little older than your pictures, though. Yeah, I've noticed that, too.

Which one of you is Carol?

I am. This is my roommate, Jane.

You're here about Warren.

Yeah. I hope you find those bastards and do to them what they did to my brother.

Carol, was there anything different about the last few weeks?

Was anything different?

Well, the day he got shot, that morning he came over.

He gave me a small box. He said he would be back that night to get it.

But he never came back.

I was to give this to you.

He knew if anything happened, you'd be back.

Did he say where he was going?

To see Chief Harris at the police headquarters.

But he never got there.

Holy shit!

Diamonds. Are you sure that they're real?

They're real, all right. I had them appraised. Well, that means the

was correct.

Warren was on the take.

Somebody on a take does not call the police.

Yeah, I guess I hadn't thought about that. You're right.

The only thing we have to worry about is where he got the diamonds and what the

hell was going on.

Yeah, I'm as puzzled about that as you are.

Where are those diamonds now?

Kelly, what you don't know is not going to get you killed.

Listen, what I want you to do for me is check for any local diamond heists or

anything else of any value that might be turned into cash quickly.

Okay? And I'll call you later.

Why don't we get together and have dinner tonight?

You know, we could brainstorm this thing.

We might get lucky.

All right, you're on.

Where are you going?

Kelly, don't crowd me.

Well, what if I need to get in touch with you?

I told you I'll be in touch.

Ray, yeah, Johnny does have the diamonds.

I don't know where they are.

Listen, don't you do that, you asshole.

It'll be worn all over again.

Listen, you just let me have a crack at him. If I don't succeed, you can chew

him up.

Yeah.

You couldn't win any better?

Yeah, a little.

You sure have a heavy hand.

Yeah? Well, you shouldn't creep up on a guy like that.

It's my job.

Besides, Chief Harris thought he'd be less conspicuous than if he sent some

bozo out to tail you.

Chief Harris?

I don't even know Chief Harris. So why'd he put a shadow on me?

You're after Warren North's killers.

So is he.

He just doesn't want you fouling up his investigation.

Yeah? So why send a featherweight like you?

I mean, what if I'd have really been in trouble?

I'm a good shot.

Yeah, well, so where was your gun when you came around that corner?

A lot of good it did you then.

Listen, I don't mean to be heavy -handed. I just don't think you should

woman into a hornet's nest.

I mean, what if I really would have needed a backup?

I'd be dead right now.

You're just a chauvinist.

No, I'm a realist.

Where are you going now?

Out. And don't follow me.

I think I could if I wanted to.

Good. Why don't you stay here till you get your legs back and lock the door up

on your way out?

Why don't you give me a call at the department tomorrow? Let me know if

dead or alive.

Sure. Who do I ask, though?

Margo.

Right.

Well, there's a few jewelry stores, a couple of houses.

That's about it.

However, I do have a friend who deals in gemstones.

And if you were to bring the diamonds over, I could give him a call. He'd come

over here, take a look at them.

And maybe you could tell us where they're from.

You mean bring the stones here?

Yeah. Is there a problem with that? I mean, you could get your hands on them

quickly, can't you?

I could, but I won't.

Playing it safe, huh?

You know, you really disappoint me, Johnny.

Warren said that you were made of steel.

Warren told you?

To my mother. He said it to my mother.

Oh, I see. What else did Warren tell you about me?

Well, everything else is common knowledge. I mean, you are a legend.

Is that what I am?

Sure. I mean, you're an excellent swordsman, a lady killer.

What do all these women see in you?

I don't know. Why don't you ask them?

I have a better idea.

I'd rather find out for myself.

um oh

Oh.

I do have another friend. Hey, Kelly, what is it with you and these diamonds?

Look it.

You're trying to find Warren North's killer, right?

And I'm just trying to help.

So what's in it for you?

Money. What else?

I think I should level with you.

I have some contacts with the syndicate, and I hear a lot of things, and I turn

around and pass it to the cops, and they treat me real life.

You're a cinch.

It's a living.

You and the cops are trying to find Warren Norse killer.

There's a party, okay, tomorrow at Camaro's place, and I plan on going. I

going to walk around, keep my eyes and ears wide open, and I would suggest

you go.

You poke around a little bit.

Who knows? Maybe we both can strike gold.

It's tomorrow. It's about two blocks from Warren's sister's house.

Warren's sister's house?

Oh, yeah. Um, yeah. Um, yeah.

You be good. Yeah.

Yeah, Ray.

I blew it.

It's your turn.

Yeah, he's going to be over at Camaro's place tomorrow.

No, no.

I don't think we should go. I really don't.

No, no. Tell Louie to give us a call here tomorrow when it's all over.

Yeah.

Two guys?

I thought they were going to kill us. Let me get you out of here.

Just a minute, honey. I'll get right to it.

And that's all that happened? Listen, all I've got on me is 10 ,000. I want

to take it and get the hell out of this town.

Oh, John.

Hey, if you're ever in China Lake. Yeah, I'll look you up. I got things to do.

You guys get packed.

Let's get the hell out of this town.

Really?

What the... Oh, God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I must have passed out.

Alcohol does that to me. Yeah, well, there's a hot plate right over there

coffee on it. Oh, no, no, no, never touch that stuff.

Oh, God, what happened tonight?

Listen, Margo, I don't want you to talk to anybody at the department about this,

especially Chief Harris, but I think things are going to get really rough.

We'll just call in sick for a couple of days until this whole thing blows over.

Oh, God.

feel this?

Your heart's really racing.

Yeah, fear does that to me.

Danger scares the fuck out of me.

God, I hate violence.

Well, you sure picked the right profession to be in, didn't you?

Yeah, I didn't pick it.

I wanted to be a vet.

I just wanted to work with animals.

But my father wanted his son to be a cop.

And since he didn't have a son, I was next in line.

Well, I kept it going until my mom died, but...

After she was gone, I just didn't have it in me to break his heart again.

So I joined the four.

But I'm really a chicken.

God, I swear there's a yellow stripe down my back.

Listen, baby.

You have to live life for number one. You can't live your life for your

That way when you're all done and you look back, you got no regrets.

Yeah, but I'd have to go back to school and... I don't know. Yeah, well, that's

something you're gonna have to work out for yourself.

Me, I gotta get some shut -eye.

It's late. Mind if I stay?

Do you snore?

No. You can stay.

out quick ah johnny wad louis camaro glad you could come

man

No, thanks.

It's like a drink.

Scotch, no ice.

So, Mr. Johnny, what, huh?

You know, Johnny, there's a little matter I'd like to discuss with you.

Let's take it over here, okay?

He wants us outside. Johnny Wad's here.

Come on.

To

your

ex -partner, may he rest in peace.

What's the matter, Johnny? You don't like my booth?

I don't like your face.

Johnny, around here we are all friends.

We do right by each other.

Now you have something that belongs to us.

We're willing to pay you to get it back.

Yeah, who killed Warren North?

He killed himself, Johnny.

He took something that did not belong to him.

Who did it belong to, you?

Me.

No, Johnny, I'm just a spoke in the wheel.

and who's the hub chief harris you're smart john it's dangerous to be that

smart

I know.

I know how to treat a girl I know how to treat you

Missed you at the party, Kelly.

Nice of you to set me up with your contacts.

Did you set up Warren, too?

No, Johnny. Shut up, Kelly.

Don't say anything.

You want me to read her rights or would you like to read them to her, Chief

Harris? Look, I'm really sorry, Johnny. I didn't mean this to happen at all.

Sure you did. You two lovebirds had it all figured out. But why Warren? Why did

you bring him into it? Because I loved Warren and Warren loved me. And I just

wanted the best for both of us.

You loved him?

What do you think?

could love a scumbag like you.

You're a slime, Ray. You're an asshole.

And I used you just like you used me.

Ray, Ray, he gave me the diamonds and he told me to hold them for him, okay? And

I gave the diamonds to Warren and you know how Warren is? I pleaded with him.

begged with him, okay?

To take those diamonds we could take off.

You know, Warren, he had to go by the rules.

And he had to call the police.

And he called... He ended up calling that stupid Ray.

And you welcomed him to your office with open arms and you told him to bring the

diamonds, but he never got there.

Yeah.

Neither did the diamonds.

So he wasn't so stupid after all.

No.

But you are.

are turned again.

Yeah, but you still want to have the diamonds. You win some, you lose some.

I can't believe I killed him.

Hey,

you were doing your job and you saved my life.

You know, I tailed you all night.

I almost lost you a couple of times.

I'm just not cut out for this.

I should have been a vet.

Oh no.

I guess it's true you can't go home again.

Oh, you can go to the same place, but it's not home anymore.

Home is a memory, and memories belong to yesterday.

Well, Warren, we did it again. We put the garbage in the can where it belongs.

I keep thinking about the days when you'd slap me on the back and say, Hey,

buddy, give it a rest.

Don't you know that women can kill you?

You were right about that, my friend.

You learned the hard way.

But you know what, Warren?

They can save you, too.

It's a crapshoot.