Original subtitles

I feel your presence.

You're so near, so near to me.

But where are you?

Who are you?

He couldn't stop going there, cause the locks of goodness managed to curl and

hold him right off the double funky bugger.

I think the two are just a

shake.

The double funky, funky, funky bugger.

One day, a girl came to me. She said, do me a favor.

I said, look, I'll go buy that good one. She said, it's not a fucking good one.

I said, it's not a good one.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

He couldn't stop going there, cause the lots of cooties, and toot -toot -toot

-toot -toot -toot -toot -toot -toot -toot

Thank you.

Thank you.

I couldn't stick a little more. She couldn't stop going left. This is the

doing stress.

She's got a reason for that. No funky bada.

No solo double funky bada.

I gave that to her just to shake.

Now I do anything for that.

Okay.

Thank you.

He couldn't stop going there, cause the lots of cookies, and just to tell him,

didn't hold him back at all. Double Funky Burger.

Funky Burger.

I can feel her just a shake.

The Double Funky, Funky, Funky Burger.

Now I do anything.

you

I couldn't stick with her more. She couldn't stop going left. This is the

dude. She's gonna read this letter.

No, my funky brother.

No, no, no, double funky brother.

I did that to her just to shake.

Now I'll do anything for her.

Thank you.

Well, you know, my little Celine, you're the only one I trust.

I have a mission, of the highest importance, and on which I really need

I'll explain to you.

In a moment, I'm going to show you a film.

You'll watch it well, it's a film about our boss.

It's him you're going to see after the coup.

He lives on a bench.

You have to look for a microfilm.

But the microfilm is at Saint Raphael. Saint Raphael. That's it.

Mais on ne connaît pas l 'adresse du type qui a le microfilm. Il faudra donc

tu le découvres.

Il s 'appelle Nicolas Ravel.

Tu iras donc au quai de plaisance de Saint Raphaël et tu chercheras Nicolas

Ravel. Bien, Nicolas Ravel. C 'est ça. Et le bateau ? Le bateau s 'appelle

Melody. Tu iras le trouver sur son bateau.

Ensuite, tu iras chez lui.

Quand tu auras l 'adresse de sa villa, le microfilm s 'y trouve, il doit être

dans la cave.

Listen, as soon as you find it, you bring it back directly to Paris.

On the chef's penis.

Well, now I'm going to show you.

We recorded it on a cassette.

Yeah,

good.

There you go. You're going to see the chef.

Look. It's not a difficult mission.

Be careful.

And you'll have to do it by your own means.

Do you know a little?

The boss, you'll never know him.

Here, his name is Niche.

He's under the wing of a Concorde.

Is it him?

No, no, no, it's not him.

I was saying that in Saint -Raphaël, it might be dangerous.

Because there's a band of rivals who want to take over the microfilm.

They're the firemen.

Firemen? Yeah.

There.

Et lui le chef.

Pas mal, hein?

Bon, tu partiras aujourd 'hui, mais avant de prendre la route, viens me

petit câlin.

He couldn't stop the wind there, because the luck of goodness, thanks to Tom's

hand, caught him right off the double funky bugger.

The double

funky, funky, funky bugger.

I did the too much to shake.

Now I do anything for her.

Thank you.

I couldn't stick with her more, she couldn't stop going left. This is the

doing shit, she's trying to read the gutter. No monkey bother.

No, no, no double monkey bother.

I did that to her just to shake it.

Now I'll do anything for her.

He couldn't stop going there, cause there were lots of quickness.

I used to tell him, and I thought I'd write a double funky bugger.

I think the two are just the same.

The double funky, funky, funky bugger.

I do anything

for her.

Thank you.

Funky bada.

No, no, no. Double funky bada da.

I dig that too. I just shake.

Now I do anything for that.

He couldn't stop the wound there, cause the lots of crudeness managed to curl

and hold him right on. Double funky bugger.

I think the two are just the same.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

She couldn't stick a little more. She couldn't stop going left. This is the

judge. She's trying to breathe better.

No motherfucking bother.

No, no, no double funky bother.

I think I feel like I'm supposed to shake.

Now I'm going to wait for that.

They could have closed the gate anyway.

Let's hope it's finally today that the boat is going to sail.

Oh, wait.

I'm going to show you something.

Something very important.

nicolas ravel

Thank you.

Oh, c 'est agréable d 'être servie.

T 'as bien dormi?

Bois ton café, il va être froid.

Il est délicieux.

J 'ai toujours aimé faire le café.

Un conseil.

Dans la vie, il y a deux choses qu 'une femme doit savoir faire.

Dans l 'ordre, le café et l 'amour.

You're crazy. I know I can't.

Bon, t 'as bien compris, hein?

C 'est sûr?

Alors maintenant, tu peux y aller.

Bah, habille -toi quand même.

J 'espère au moins qu 'elle va nous ramener les microfilms.

Viens là, ma chérie.

Oh, ma Laurence.

Ma Laurence.

Bon, Dieu, il va nous la ramener à Saint -Glinglin, cette maudite voile. Eh oui,

elle va la ramener, va.

Ah, là, là, là, là, là.

Bon. Bon, mais attendez, on a pareil.

On a pareil.

Bon, on y va.

OK.

Il n 'y a rien de bon.

Mais viens m 'aider.

Oui, oui, attends. Ah, non, non, je ne sais plus si c 'était lui, là -bas, non.

Ah, je ne sais pas.

Regarde.

Bon, allez.

Ah, tiens.

Ah, il faudrait que le vent s 'arrête. Oh, ça va venir.

Eh, monsieur, monsieur.

Oui, vous nous parlez? Oui, excusez -moi, mais je dois me rendre à Saint

-Tropez. Vous n 'iriez pas par là, par hasard?

Ah, Nicolas, est -ce qu 'on passe par Saint -Tropez?

Oui, on va de ce côté. Pourquoi?

Ben, il y a une jeune fille, là, qui voudrait bien y aller, et puis qu 'on la

dépose. D 'accord.

Mais j 'espère qu 'elle n 'est pas pressée, parce qu 'avec ce petit

me présente.

Maurice. Lui, c 'est Nicolas.

Et moi, Céline.

Allez. Montez, si tu veux, faire les honneurs. C 'est toi le commandant.

Ah, Céline.

Bienvenue à bord.

Merci.

Allez vous installer à l 'avant, vous serez mieux.

Allez, Mauricio, occupe -toi d 'elle.

Ah, oui, oui.

OK,

on largue.

Allez, mettez vos asserres dans la cabine.

Ce sera possible.

Dans la cabine?

Oui, ma fille, t 'as pas le choix.

Va falloir virer de bord.

On n 'est pas arrivé à Saint -Trope.

Mais c 'est pas possible, ça.

Did you see that, our passenger?

She's really cute, isn't she? Yes, more so, yes.

It's at this age that I prefer her. She would make me crazy.

Well, my old man, you won't let that happen, will you?

Come on, try it.

A time like this, it won't happen again.

Don't hesitate.

In fact, I think, since we have a woman on board, I'm not going to break my head

to cook.

I'm going to tell her to use all this.

All right.

Well, listen, I'm going to ask her.

Bon, alors tu comprends, c 'est moi le skipper. Et plateau vétéran.

Bon, bon, comme tu veux.

Je crois que le moment est venu pour moi de mettre quitter Dupuis la traversée.

Pas vraiment, je voulais vous demander si vous saviez faire la cuisine.

Oui, mais je n 'aime pas du tout.

You don't like that?

No, I don't like cooking.

You're wrong.

Oh, really?

Oh, well, that's fine.

Oh, yeah, that's how it is.

But I can pay for my crossing otherwise.

There's one thing I can do and I don't dislike.

It's love.

What? What do you mean?

That I can make love and I don't like it. Come on, Nicolas.

You have to do it or you'll die.

Come on.

Oh, you're so young.

Come on, my boy.

Come on.

Ah, Nicolas.

Ah,

c 'est bon.

Ah, t 'as des muscles.

Ah,

oui.

Ah, maintenant je m 'en reviens, petit Scott. Tout de suite, ma chérie.

Mais avant, dis -moi, comment t 'as trouvé ça?

Oh, c 'était fantastique.

For me too.

Besides, my girlfriends tell me I'm a good girl.

I'll be right back.

So,

does it work as you want? Oh,

yes, yes, rather, yes.

Do you want a scotch?

With pleasure, yes.

In fact, you could maybe put the little one in the oven, don't you think?

Oh, shit, there's a bone.

Oh, really? She doesn't like that.

Il faudrait peut -être que tu t 'en occupes. Bon, alors moi, je les porte à

boire.

Oui.

Mais qu 'est -ce que tu la paieras, ça?

Je vais retrouver deux copains.

Je suppose que l 'un des garçons est ton fiancé?

Non, les deux, car je ne sais pas lequel choisir.

Bravo.

Bon, ben, je vais prendre la barre. J 'espère que Maurice nous a préparé le

dîner. C 'est ça. Si c 'est bon, je le remercierai gentiment.

Tu as l 'air tout drôle. C 'est le scotch qui ne passe pas? Oh, ta gueule

faire la cuisine.

Vaudor, fous -moi la paix et reste avec Céline sur le pont, va. Tu vas pas faire

la gueule, non? Non, je fais pas la gueule, mais quand même. Il y a des

Good.

Oh, I'm sick and tired of this boat.

Can't you just stop?

Saint -Trope, straight ahead.

Well, in the end, I don't want to go to Saint -Trope. What?

Well, it doesn't mean anything to me anymore, that's all.

Oh, my God.

It wouldn't bother you to bring me back to Tintinant?

Well, you can do whatever you want. I don't give a damn. You can do whatever

want. And give me the shovel, I'm going to sleep.

No, but it's not okay to drop the bar like that, is it?

But what are you doing?

He's a bad guy, isn't he?

You're nice.

Are you married?

Yes, I'm married, unfortunately.

And Nicolas?

Oh, Nicolas, too.

Where are your wives?

Oh, our wives, they're not on the boat.

They don't like that. They made you stay at Nicolas's house, a big house, near

Saint -Maxime.

Oh, really?

Un peu de paix, un peu d 'air.

Mon ami Nicolas Ravel a une somptueuse maison.

La Villa du Soleil à Saint -Pékin.

C 'est très intéressant, ça, une belle maison.

Dans la région de Sainte -Maxime.

Entre Sainte -Maxime et Saint -Rafael.

Qu 'est -ce qui t 'arrive?

On va dîner chez le président de la République?

Mieux que ça.

C 'est une surprise.

Tu verras.

Non, plus tard.

Allez, maintenant on va s 'habiller.

Yes, but men are not bad either.

All right, let's go.

Oh, écoute, exagère. Alors que nos maris sont en pleine mer.

Peut -être noyés. Un peu d 'obscurité, ça fait pas de mal.

Qu 'est -ce que t 'es belle.

T 'as un corps magnifique.

Ton petit cadeau.

It's been a while since they left with their boat.

Yeah, don't worry.

Earlier, you wanted to put on a crazy time.

Oh, listen, it was a pleasure.

But no, don't worry.

Go on, get dressed.

Oh, listen, here?

Well, yes.

Well, there can be people.

But no, there's no one.

Well, yes, there's no one in the deep. And then it happens.

But no, listen, don't be so prude.

Well, listen, I'm not prude, but still.

Well, look at the guy who's going down in the water.

Le gros avec un bob sur la tête?

Oui, c 'est ça, c 'est Charpentier, le PDG de la société où travaille Maurice.

Je te l 'avais bien dit qu 'on rencontrerait quelqu 'un de connaissant.

Et s 'il te voit nu sans ton mari, que va -t -il penser?

Oh, une souris, ça n 'a pas l 'air de lui déplaire. Maurice va avoir de l

'avancement. Ça, je veux bien le croire.

Directeur General à la rentrée. Au revoir, Nicolas.

Enfiche -moi la paix.

Est -ce qu 'on va vraiment?

Mais oui. Oh, fais pas la gueule, t 'en trouveras d 'autres, des petites nanas.

Et puis il faut qu 'on rentre chez nos femmes, maintenant.

Hello, how are you?

Hello, Stan, how are you? So?

Listen, I just left Melody.

Yeah.

Now I'm going to the villa. It's the Villa du Soleil, Rue des Chasseurs.

OK.

Very good.

Everything is fine like that. Perfect.

It's going to be all right, you'll see.

I'm going to load two guys for more safety.

That's better.

Keep going, chicken. You're holding on.

See you later, okay?

Yeah, it's okay.

Very good, thank you.

Well, it's time to walk, like on a roller coaster. I saw the little one.

If we find the villa, we'll be able to get the microfilm.

Okay, I got it.

Huh?

Yeah.

That's going to be great, boss.

Yeah, that's it.

Well, it's not going to take long, huh?

OK, chef.

Je m 'en occupe.

Ciao.

Quelle numéro, cette cuinette?

Oh, tu l 'as dit.

Bon, si on buvait un verre pour oublier tout ça, hein? OK.

Tout à fait de cet avis.

Tu vas chercher les bouteilles, moi je mène les verres. D 'accord, allez. Jour

copain, copain. OK.

Et surtout pas un mot, bonne femme. Ah non, mais ça va pas, tu le connais, non?

Allez.

Bien.

Alors, mon chéri, tu es content de ta croisière?

Oui, oui.

Ah, plutôt crever. Ah, tu vas me moquer, tu sais.

On verra ça plus tard.

Oh, Rico.

Oh, non, Rico, tu ne peux plus. Laisse -moi dormir, je ne peux plus.

Rico, tu es fatigué.

Toute la journée, bateau, saut de sommeil, dodo.

That's enough.

I want you.

Let me. I can't.

You deserve to be cheated.

Now, let me sleep.

I'm tired.

Stop whining, that's enough.

Salut! Salut, ça va?

Très bien.

La petite a trouvé la villa.

Eh oui, déjà.

Ça a été long, hein?

Alors, tu envoies rapidement deux hommes d 'une grande maison.

Villa du Soleil, rue des Chasseurs.

Ouais, c 'est ça.

Une fois que vous y êtes, faites attention de ne pas vous faire repérer.

Hein?

De toute façon, on tient les femmes, alors il faut le film.

Hello,

my dear.

Nicola is sleeping like a baby.

I think he's not ready to see the day.

Oh, you know, mine isn't better.

I hope they'll soon go back to the friars.

If only they could attack the transverse of the Atlantic, at the Rhine, we'd be

at peace.

You mean if only they could fail on a desert island?

And with such a time?

Oh, you're a bit tough.

Well, we'll get dressed.

What was that woman doing over there?

I have no idea.

Listen, we're going to go see her as soon as possible.

He deserves a good lesson.

Yes, that.

Come with me.

We're going to surprise them.

They're tired, our dear husbands.

Now we know why.

We would really be wrong not to take advantage of it.

Come, we're going to get them. They don't lose anything to wait for these

idiots.

You know you're here in a private property.

What?

You're the mistress of Maurice and Nicolas?

She's here to make us sing.

Sing? No. I'm just finishing my holidays in a corner.

Oh, well, that's it.

Oh, you bastards.

So, really, while we're in the kitchen, they're taking a girl.

Listen, we're going to make them pay. It's really not possible. I'm sure

going to pay us.

I want to exist as a burning flame, near to you.

I can only be myself, loving you.

I feel your presence, you're so near, so near to me.

But where are you?

Who are you?

And in addition, you're crazy about me. You don't need a good oracle, little

girl. That's right. Like that, you'll be pursued for attempted rape and bruises.

Do you like that?

Silly girl.

And in addition, she wants to make us sing.

A good idea, Maurice, to have brought her here.

No, but tell me, to have brought her here, you agree, right? It's all right.

It doesn't look like it.

In the end, there must be a cave around here, right?

If you hadn't told me it was near the wall, I would have found this microfilm.

It must be here.

It seems to be here. I'm going to go around.

Bravo,

my dear.

Oh, my God, it's a bit hard to open this cave.

I'm starting to get tired of this mission.

I'm going to go back anyway.

Hello?

Hello, Stan. I have bad news.

I just looked in the cellar. I searched everywhere.

I didn't find anything at all.

A microfilm has already been taken away. What do I do now?

What do you know?

Well, listen, I sent Pierre and Jean -Marc to help you.

It will come to you from one moment to the next.

They should have found the microfilm and kept it in the house.

Yes, but Maurice and Nicolas are back.

I can't search everywhere now.

Don't do that.

Stay at home and wait for my shot.

Toute façon, on a les femmes en otage.

Alors, ils ne devraient pas faire de problème.

Très bien. J 'attends qu 'ils viennent m 'aider.

C 'est ça.

OK. Je reste ici.

OK.

Dis, j 'espère qu 'ils ne vont pas être trop longs.

Attention à toi, quand même. Ne t 'inquiète pas. D 'accord.

Tu as bien compris, hein? Oui, oui. D 'accord.

À plus tard.

Ciao.

Oui? Nous détenons vos femmes. Si vous voulez les revoir, donnez le microfilm à

Céline. Céline a perdu. Changez le microfilm.

Oui, j 'ai compris.

C 'est Céline qui est dans le coup.

Ah, t 'étais dans le coup, hein, petite salope. Tu vas voir.

Je vais te le redonner, moi, ton putain de microfilm.

We can't see anything. Give me a hand.

They're heavy.

Help me, Elisabeth. Yes, that's it.

Wait.

Come on, come on. Come on, come on.

You look really smart. You're not as pretty as you look, I'm sure.

Stay there.

Calm down.

What are you doing with a microfilm?

I don't understand.

You're not spies, are you?

Yes, come on.

I'll explain everything to you.

Me too.

It's very simple.

Well, the microfilm they were looking for had nothing to do with ours.

They hoped to find the film on the trail of the Whites. While mine was only the

computer programming of my firm.

The time was put by mistake in my cell.

Et c 'est une autre bande qu 'il aurait trouvée en premier.