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♪ You wanna see me in a little tight skirt ♪

♪ You wanna see me tease and flirt ♪

♪ You wanna see me in a little tight shirt ♪

♪ No, no, good girls don't do those things ♪

♪ You wanna see me put on red hot lips ♪

♪ You wanna see me shake my hips ♪

♪ I know you just wanna get your kicks, no, no ♪

♪ Good girls don't do those things ♪

♪ No, no, good girls don't do those things ♪

♪ No, no, good girls don't do those things ♪

♪ But maybe I do ♪

♪ Maybe I do ♪

♪ You want high heels on my feet ♪

♪ Don't you know that I'm soft and sweet? ♪

♪ I'm not just any candy you can eat ♪

♪ No, no good girls don't do those things ♪

♪ You wanna see me come out and play ♪

♪ Wearing sexy black lingerie ♪

♪ Send your rocket through my Milky Way ♪

♪ No, no good girls don't do those things ♪

♪ No, no, good girls don't do those things ♪

♪ No, good girls ♪

♪ Oh no, no, good girls don't do those things ♪

♪ But maybe I do ♪

Sounds like a rowdy group.

Just my type.

Oh, Jeannie,

could you come into my office for a minute?

Yes, Mr. Wiltern.

Anything you say.

Hi, Jeannie.

What are you doing after work tonight?

I already told you I have a boyfriend, okay?

And even if I didn't, I wouldn't go out with you.

She likes me.

Yes, dear.

I won't be late again tonight, dear.

No dear, I am not having an affair with my secretary.

Honestly, would you stop being so goddamned paranoid?

How can I have an affair with someone who won't put out?

I was just in the middle of organizing

a report, Mr. Wiltern.

I hope this is important.

Oh, it is.

You remember that meeting I have this afternoon?

Yes, I know, that's exactly what I'm working on.

No time for smart remarks here.

Now listen, I need just something a little extra

to clinch this deal.

And you know what that something is?

No, I have no idea.

It's sex.

Don't even try that with me again.

You know, that sexual harassment suit I filed

against this company is still waiting a trial date.

I wasn't talking about you.

I said I wanted to clinch the deal.

He's serious.

Oh.

Take a look at this ad.

What does this have to do with me?

She's who I want for my meeting.

Now, go down to this club and give her whatever she wants

to come down here and perform at five o'clock.

I can see the ink on the contract already.

All right.

Just don't expect me to do

things like this for you every day.

Hello. Hello.

Y'all having a good time?

Remember, don't fondle any of our ladies here.

'Cause if you break it,

you buy it.

And now, the one you've all been waiting for,

our headline act,

Busty Betina.

Yeah, bring her on.

Yeah.

Any of you men religious?

well, your prayers have just been answered.

Whoa, wait a minute.

Are you sure you're in the right place, honey?

Yeah, I'm looking for the headline dancer.

Shh, keep your voice down.

That's her on stage now.

Baby, I think I love you.

Get your hands off me.

Can I help you?

I'm looking for Big Tina.

You must want Betina.

Uh, she's on the phone.

Give her a minute.

Look, you're getting your goddamn commission,

so stop disagreeing with me.

I don't care what you think is gonna double in value

in the next two weeks.

Just write this down.

Take everything I have in my mutual fund

and put it in RS Consolidated.

Look, I've got another show.

I'll talk to you later.

You here to see me?

Don't look so surprised, I was just talking to my broker.

You have a broker?

What, do you think I'm stupid?

I invest every dollar I earn.

I'll have the house of my dreams someday.

So what can I do for you?

I have a business proposition for you.

I don't do those kind of parties, if that's what you mean.

Fortunately, I don't.

Look, my boss, who is a male chauvinist pig,

is having a meeting this afternoon.

He wants you to come and dance for a client of his.

Are you interested?

Your boss sure has no nerve

if he can't come down here himself.

Yeah, I'll do it.

I get two hundred bucks for house calls.

I'm sure that'll be fine.

Here's the address.

Be there at five o'clock this afternoon.

Any particular outfit you want me to bring?

Come as you are.

Don't you think I'm a little overdressed?

I ain't through with you yet.

Let go, you're hurting me.

First slip me some tongue.

Excuse me, the lady said you're hurting her.

I ain't talkin' to you.

Yeah, well I'm talking to you.

Hey man, look out.

I also have a black belt.

Comes in handy when you work in a place like this.

Glad you could make it.

How the hell are ya?

I'm fine, you got everything ready?

I sure do.

Why don't you just step into my office?

It's about time you got back.

Did you get her?

You know, you got a lot of nerve sending me

to a place like that.

Save it for later.

Where is she?

You told me five o'clock.

Well, he's early.

Why don't you go in there and stall him?

I don't really want to.

Hi there. Oh, hi young lady.

Um, what's keeping your boss?

I don't know.

Why don't I go check for you, okay?

Is there anything that isn't beneath you?

Good, she's here.

Hurry up, he's in there.

Keep your shirt on, I just got here.

Just do your part of the deal, baby.

Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere?

I don't think so.

I never forget a face.

Well, hello.

Hello yourself.

I understand you'd like a show while you wait.

Well, I couldn't exactly argue with that, now could I?

Tell me if you see anything you like?

We have blue,

we have green.

Oh, I think um, I think what

you got on is just fine.

Well,

okay then, let's get started.

Yeah.

You know, I am fed up working here

and just don't think that I've forgotten

about that harassment suit that I filed against you.

You don't like it here,

why don't you just go ahead and quit.

Oh, don't push me.

Oh yeah?

How dare you?

Ugh. Now you're fired.

Ugh. Consider this

your pink slip day, baby.

Good, I'm sick of working in this stinking office

and I hope I get a woman judge.

Yeah, well I hope the bimbo that replaces you knows

how to put out for her job.

I'll see you in court, pig.

Are you having a good time?

Yeah, I, yeah, definitely having a good time.

Ugh, yuck.

All through, I've done my part, now where's my check?

I gotta get back to the club.

Why don't you ask my boss?

Where's my two hundred dollars?

I got a meeting right now,

why don't you come back in a little bit?

No, cash on delivery, buster.

Look, give me an hour for my meeting, okay?

I gotta get back to the club.

Listen, I'm good for it.

Wait a minute.

Now I remember.

You came to see my show a couple of weeks ago

and then tried to proposition me backstage.

Yeah, that could be.

You lousy pervert.

You think that just because I strip

that gives you a right to come back to my dressing room

and put your hands on me?

You're lucky those other girls kicked your ass outta there.

Hey, you can't blame a guy for trying now, can you?

No wonder you didn't have the balls

to come down to the club and hire me yourself.

I ought to teach you something about respect.

Catch you later, baby.

Uh Betina, wait.

So, do we got a deal?

You got it, buddy.

Well, considering what I did today.

I had a lousy day

and tomorrow I'm gonna have to start looking in the want ads

for a new job. I'm trying to tell you

what I did today.

Will you listen to me?

Sorry.

Well anyway, there's this uh, fugitive

that the police have been looking for for a couple of weeks.

Well, they got him today

and they bring him in,

but they can't get a word out of him.

Fascinating. Yeah, so I get my turn.

Within a couple of minutes, I got the guy spilling his guts.

Another case solved because of me.

Good for you. Yeah.

What would they do without me?

Frightening thought.

Not right now, okay?

My mind's just not into it, okay?

Well, uh, close your eyes.

Would you stop it?

What's gotten into you lately?

Look, I just, I think we've been spending

too much time together.

I need some space.

Space?

You want space?

Fine, you got space.

Honestly, it's the last time I do

any performing outside the club.

It was just one big mistake.

God, I can't believe that was the same guy

that came in here a few weeks ago.

He has his nerve.

He almost had my foot up his ass.

Yeah, well at least it's over.

No, it's not, I still haven't been paid.

God, what I wouldn't give

to get out of this stupid job.

Well, I have some good news.

I picked up our airline tickets and passports today.

Getting out of this dive for two weeks

would be good for the both of us.

Mm, I'll say.

I just hope you can talk me into coming back afterwards.

God, Europe.

I can't wait.

Yeah.

I wonder if they'd appreciate my talent over there.

What do you mean?

Well, I've been wanting to give up this club thing

and start singing.

I just haven't had the right opportunity yet.

Well, you never know until you try.

You're right.

Hey, lemme see my passport.

I bet my picture looks really silly.

Here, and I promise not to laugh.

Goddamn it, they printed our pictures wrong.

They've got my name on your photograph.

Oh man, can't they do anything right?

Mine's backwards too.

Here, I'll just take 'em and get 'em fixed tomorrow.

Great.

I wish something would start going right for me.

Ah, tell me about it.

Oh jeez, I gotta get on stage.

Can you do my show for me tonight?

Well sure, but what's wrong?

Just something I have to take care of.

Damn it, where is it?

All right, so then you were

the last one to leave here yesterday.

Yes, that's right.

Nothing out of the ordinary?

Well, there was this one girl who was a stripper

and she got into a big argument with him before she left.

I found this, sir.

Then he fired his secretary.

Wait, there she is now.

What's going on here?

We have some questions for you, Miss.

What is your name?

Jeannie Naval.

When was the last time you saw your boss?

Yesterday, before I left work.

After you were fired?

Well, yes.

Where were you at approximately,

exactly nine o'clock last night?

What are you getting at?

Let's take a little walk.

Oh my God.

You people might want to go on home.

You should have seen how angry she was before she left.

Who knows what she was thinking?

Would you be quiet?

This is a rather sticky question, Miss,

but

is this your stocking around his neck?

No, that is certainly not mine.

Oh.

Exactly how upset were you after you were fired?

I was in a sour mood.

Did I mention that she filed

a sexual harassment suit against him about a month ago

and then she said she couldn't wait for it to go to court.

Oh, really?

Wait a minute.

Why don't you ask her some questions?

That's her stocking around his neck.

Er, Miss.

May I call you Busty?

The name is Betina.

Betina?

Yes, well, uh,

when was the last time you saw Mr. Wiltern?

Uh, we spoke yesterday.

He asked me to come back for the check that he owed me.

I see.

And when did you come back?

Later that evening?

No, I'm just coming back for it now.

Are you certain about that?

You should have seen the argument she had with him.

It was worse than the one Jeannie had.

Can't you keep your mouth shut already?

Why, what are you trying to hide?

What do you mean?

Isn't it obvious?

You both hated this man.

Typical male chauvinist, right, huh?

Probably planned this out together,

worked out an alibi, and,

and everything.

Now wait just a minute there, Mister.

And you better get yourself an attorney, a good one.

We're taking you both downtown for questioning.

Cuff 'em.

Oh, no.

Hey. All right, lady.

Get your hands off me.

All right, everybody put your hands where I can see 'em.

Not you, the rest of you.

I want you to slowly take your guns out of your holsters

and, and put 'em on the floor

and kick 'em over toward me.

Think about what you're doing.

Do it!

Okay, you too, hotshot.

Don't even think about it.

Oh my God, what are you doing?

Just follow me and pick up those guns.

Okay, now get us a hostage.

I wanna make sure no one comes after us.

No, not him.

Someone they won't shoot at.

Sorry.

Oh no, Jeannie, when I said I wanted to spend

more time with you,

this isn't what I meant.

Would you shut up.

Okay, now no one try and follow us.

We're gonna leave nice and easy.

You're making a big, big, big, big mistake.

You'll be making a bigger one if you come after us.

Oh good, the chickenshits are staying inside.

I can't believe this is happening.

Quick, get in the car.

What do I do with him?

Leave that idiot here, he'll just slow us down.

Is anyone following us?

No, no, did you kill Wiltern?

No, did you?

No, now tell me the truth.

I didn't do it.

Well, neither did I.

So why are you still holding that gun?

Honestly.

I did see you coming outta that building last night though.

So you did go back there.

I didn't even go inside.

What were you doing there?

I'd rather not say, but I didn't kill him.

Well, neither did I.

Then why are we running away?

I am not gonna be booked and held on suspicion

due to circumstantial evidence.

I have not done anything illegal.

Well, I did.

What the hell?

Where did you get that money from?

It's my boss'.

He was going to use it to close that deal yesterday.

Having that with you really changes things.

Maybe you should just go your own way from here.

Don't you dare leave me stranded!

Look, I didn't kill him.

I was taking the money back this morning.

I thought nobody would notice that I took it.

Look, I just wanted to ruin his meeting.

I think you succeeded.

I mean, how are we supposed to prove our innocence

when you lifted that cash?

Do you realize how guilty that makes us look?

I know, it was all just a big mistake.

Tell me about it.

We better get as far away from here as possible.

Where, Mexico?

Oh, be serious. Sorry.

One thing about this does scare me though.

What?

Whoever that money belongs to

is gonna come looking for it.

How'd it go?

Perfect, you woulda been proud of me.

I did everything you told me to do.

Anybody see you going back?

No, not a soul.

In fact, the cops should have their hands full by now.

Show us the money.

Yeah, let's see it.

Don't be so impatient.

Okay, all right, take a look at this.

Real funny.

Now you wanna show me where you have the money?

It should have been in here.

You moron,

you just killed a man for a couple of G-strings.

I don't understand what happened.

You better not be jerking me around.

You better go back there and you better find it.

Yeah, but the place is gonna be

crawling with cops by now, Wilamena.

So be careful and don't screw up this time.

I won't.

What are you two laughing at?

Well, it's pretty funny, boss.

Hardy har-har.

I have a job for you two.

What do you want us to do?

Find the Cinderella that fits this slipper.

John. Montana.

It's a tough one.

Two desperate women on a rampage.

Oh, man.

Well,

I thought she'd been acting strange lately.

I'll get right on it.

Okay, we should be safe here for a while.

Take some of that money and go rent us a room

and use a phony name,

like if you're meeting a married man at one of those places.

I have never met a married man at a hotel before.

Well, honestly! Live a little one of these days.

Wow, look at all this money.

What did your boss do for a living?

He was a real estate broker.

Commercial or residential?

Both, what are you getting at?

I'm not sure yet.

Hello and welcome to this week's edition

of America's Most Notorious Sex Crimes.

Your phone calls last week helped us capture

Cherry Maraschino, the Camaro Bandit,

a brazen hussy of a woman who went to truckstop bars,

got men drunk and drove off in their Camaros.

But rest assured, she is now safely behind bars.

Tonight's criminals began their crime spree

early this morning.

Two sex-starved women, a secretary and a stripper,

working together as a team began their murderous rampage.

And now here is our re-enactment.

We urge children and sensitive viewers not to watch.

Here is Jeannie, busy at work

while she secretly plots in deep-seated anger

to kill her boss.

So where's this boss you called me about?

He's right in there.

I don't understand it.

I've been working here for years

and he hasn't laid a hand on me yet.

I don't know what else to do.

I stopped wearing underwear last summer.

Show me where that wuss is.

Right this way, honey.

Look, there he is.

What are you doing in here?

Didn't I tell you to get back to work?

That's what I'm doing here.

Now I understand that you ain't been giving

your secretary the kind of attention

that she deserves

and it's makin' for a lot of sexual tension around here.

I'm a married man.

What are you implying?

Get him.

What? Shake them babies.

Stop it, stop it, stop this. Yeah.

I'm a church-going citizen.

Give it to him good. Oh, yeah.

Come to momma.

Harder, faster.

Oh yeah, yeah.

Poor man.

He is the victim

of a spurned, sex-starved woman

and her depraved accomplice.

I have never been so humiliated my whole life before.

They continually defy authority

by shooting at a number of police officers

while making their getaway.

And if you see these women,

please call us at the Notorious Sex Crimes Hotline number,

555-9000.

And be careful.

These women are dangerous in every way.

And now here's the detective

who is personally handling this case.

Now Jeannie, I don't know why you've done this,

but I suggest that you and Betina turn yourselves in.

You'll get a fair trial, I'll see to that.

I'll also make sure that you get

the best public defender available.

And now, stay tuned for our next show,

Beverly Hills Adjacent 90211.

Of all people, my boyfriend would have to be

assigned to this case.

You're dating that jerk?

I know, I know.

I shoulda come to my senses a long time ago.

I bet he doesn't even remember your birthday.

How did you know that?

Oh, I've seen his type before.

All right, let's go have some fun.

Whoa, whoa.

Hello?

Hi, it's me, Betina.

Oh my God, I saw you on the news, what happened?

Well, I didn't do it.

Listen, I need to get away since the cops think I'm guilty.

Remember the passports you had made with our names wrong?

Do you still have them?

Sure, I still got 'em.

The passport with my photo and your name will be perfect

for me to get out of the country.

I'm about two hours outta town.

Do you think you could meet me halfway tomorrow

to deliver it? Hold on a second, Betina.

I gotta write this down.

Yeah, I know where Cadillac Jack's is.

Sure, I'll see you there tomorrow at noon,

okay,

bye.

Well that's great, does she have a passport for me?

Why are you asking me this?

What makes you think you're leaving the country with me?

Well, I don't wanna go to jail either.

Then get yourself a good attorney,

one that advertises on late night television.

Well, thanks a lot.

Can I use the telephone?

Hi Mom, it's me.

Yes, I saw the show on TV.

Mom, it's not true.

Look Mom, I just need to ask you.

What's that?

Yes, I did send you part of my last paycheck, okay?

No, no, I'm positive that I did.

You'll be getting it any day now, okay, you happy?

Look Mom, Mom,

never mind, okay?

I'll call you later.

I'll tell you what,

you come with me tomorrow

and we'll try to find one of those places

that makes fake IDs.

I'll tell 'em you wanna get into a bar or something.

You'd do that for me?

Sure, I used to use fake IDs all the time

when I was a teenager.

Worked every time.

Thanks a lot, Betina.

I really don't know what I'd do without you right now.

It's the least I can do.

Hurry up, I don't wanna be late.

It's an hour's drive to the rest stop and I'm starving.

Jeannie, what are you doing with my clothes on?

Uh,

I thought I needed a whole different look.

I mean, you seem to have more than enough to go around.

Well, barely.

What?

Do you see where we are yet?

No, which way is north?

You've got it upside down.

Oh, oh.

Oh then we must be going the right way.

Good.

We haven't eaten since yesterday, aren't you starving?

Not really.

Well, I don't get you.

I break all the speed limits to get here

and you don't even touch your food.

I'm just not hungry.

You don't get along with your mother, do you?

You were listening to what I said to her?

I couldn't help it, you were loud enough.

You know your mother can take care of herself.

About time you started doing the same.

I bet you don't even know how to have fun.

I do too.

Oh fine, tell me last time you had fun.

Well, let me think, um,

I had fun when I was picked head cheerleader in high school.

High school was ten years ago.

Haven't you had any fun since then?

Well, I've been going out with Montana

for a couple of years.

I spend a lot of time keeping him happy.

I can tell, just like the rest of your family.

But tell me, when was the last time

you really let yourself go?

I got drunk at our last office party.

Being drunk doesn't count, you weren't yourself.

You need to start doing things differently.

Differently? Yeah.

You need to take care of your needs first from now on.

You spend so much time taking care

of that lousy boyfriend

and that ungrateful mother of yours.

Why don't you try to do something for yourself?

How do I do that?

Well, you have to like yourself first.

Waitress, check please, we're in a hurry.

You gonna eat that potato?

No, do you want it?

No, we'll take it to go.

It's almost noon, go wait for me in the car.

Effie'll be here any minute.

Okay.

God, I have been so worried about you.

How were you able to get away from the police?

I'll tell you about it later.

Thanks for coming out here.

Where are you staying?

At a place about an hour down the road, the Pink Motel.

God, I just wish there was more I could do.

Look,

here's some money I've been saving.

I want you to have it.

No, really, that's really sweet.

We have enough already.

Well, I guess you're glad I didn't get these fixed, huh?

Yeah, just wish I was leaving

on better terms with the law.

Montana, how did you find me?

Be quiet.

I need to talk to you.

I was so worried when I saw you on that show last night,

but I know you wanna help me.

I want you to turn yourself in.

Turn myself in, are you kidding?

You make it sound like I'm guilty.

A judge can decide that.

I know how much you hated your boss.

Well yeah, but I didn't kill him.

I know that the two of you have been working like a team.

I know that Betina was doing all the dirty work

and I know that you were the, uh, the brains of the operation.

Don't worry, I'll get you a good public defender.

Public defender my ass, I'm not going back with you.

We'll argue about this later.

Let me first put these handcuffs on you.

Get your hands off me.

You're not making this easy on yourself.

Who's that in the car with your friend?

In the car?

Oh no, I gotta go.

Sure, take care of yourself.

Start the car.

Hurry up.

Hit it.

Hey, hey,

hey!

You didn't pay your bill.

Come on, no.

Unless you wanna be booked as an accomplished,

you better tell me where they're going.

Your guess is as good as mine.

No one's following us, you can slow down now.

Do I have to?

You just kicked your boyfriend out of the car.

My ex-boyfriend, that asshole.

I feel so much better now, like we're suddenly home free.

I wish we were.

What's that?

It's a roadblock.

Should I run it?

No, just go slow and try to act normal.

You are going to be so proud of us, boss.

Yeah, we found those two broads.

Good work.

Where are they?

Right outside.

Yeah, you should have seen the fight they put up.

One of them even kicked in the headlights on your van.

My van?

Just bring them in here before I lose my temper.

You got it?

Let me go, you stupid creep.

Can't you see the mistake you're making?

Proud of us, huh boss?

Yeah, you gotta watch this one.

You need an iron jock strap around her.

You idiot.

Those aren't the girls we're looking for.

Those are two bimbos from that dumb TV show.

Hey, watch who you're calling names.

Oh,

get her out of here.

They must have mistaken us for those two girls

since we're such good actresses.

I'll say.

Hey, we should get an award or something for this.

Yeah, you know, I'm gonna call my agent

and tell him all about this.

Hey, wait a minute, don't you take all the credit.

I was the one that fooled him.

I knew how to play that Busty Betina.

I used to dance with her

before I gave it up for my acting career.

Actress.

I should have known when I first laid eyes on you.

Thanks for the compliment.

And listen, I'm sorry for

kicking you earlier.

Don't mention it.

Hey, you wanna see a little of my table dancing?

Would I ever?

Um.

Thank you, uh, that's plenty.

Hey, hello, thank you.

Hey, she's just getting started.

I was wondering if you could make

a telephone call for us

and find out where Betina is nowadays.

Uh, we really need to get a hold of her.

Yeah, I could do that.

Yeah, the two of them are like this.

What was the name of that club?

Why are you asking me?

I never worked there.

It, just a minute, it's coming, it's coming.

Okay, stay calm and let me do the talking.

Stay calm?

I'm jumping outta my,

oh, hello, Officer.

What seems to be the trouble?

Just a routine check, ma'am.

You're near the state border,

we need to make sure you're not transporting

any fruit or plants.

This is a quarantined area, you see?

Oh, don't I know it.

You never know how much trouble

those insect sprayings can cause.

I'm glad you see the problem.

That's us, two concerned citizens.

So you're not trying to smuggle anything past me, are you?

No, but you are welcome to a strip search if you like.

Do you mind if I take a look in your car?

No, no, help yourself.

What's in the bag?

Oh, well, no food at all, just some feminine things.

Where are you two ladies heading?

North. East.

Northeast.

Well, you two be careful then.

Hope you brought a change of clothing.

Does get chilly here at night.

Thank you, Officer.

Attention all officers in the vicinity of Sundown Desert.

Be on the lookout for two women,

one blonde, one brunette about mid-twenties.

Names are Jeannie Laval and Betina Jules,

they're driving a red convertible, license.

Sorry.

That wouldn't happen to be the two of you by some chance?

Oh, be serious.

Do I look like a Betina to you?

Can I see some identification please?

Certainly.

I have my passport right here.

Could you step out of the car please, ma'am?

Look, see?

Effie's the name.

Anything else I can do for you?

Does seem to be in order.

Effie dear, come on, hurry up.

We're gonna miss that revival meeting.

Just a minute, you two.

You're both sweating like pigs.

Why are you so nervous?

No reason.

I need to see your ID now.

Mine?

That's what I said.

I lost mine, silly me.

There's something really strange here.

I'm gonna take the two of you in for questioning.

No, please don't.

Just step out of the car, ma'am.

Look, flatfoot.

You had the chance to let us go and you blew it.

Now there's gonna be a change of plans here.

Just stay calm, ma'am. Fuck staying calm.

Just do it.

What are you doing?

Now, you shut up.

I want you to take your gun outta your holster

and put it on the front seat.

And then I want you to slowly give your handcuffs to her

and turn around.

I don't know what kind of trouble you two are in,

but you're only gonna make it a lot worse.

You shut up and do it. All right, okay, okay.

Okay, now cuff him.

Sorry.

Good, you can take orders.

Now, we're gonna take a little ride.

Climb in, we don't wanna be late.

Okay, now floor it outta here.

Okay, now I want everyone to be quiet.

I have some thinking to do.

We just kidnapped a police officer

and you have some thinking to do?

Didn't I just say I wanted quiet?

Excuse me.

Things are not going the way I planned.

No kidding.

You two really aren't a team, are you?

It looks to me like she makes all the decisions.

What do you mean?

I can tell.

You've gone along with everything she said all afternoon.

You're right, she does make all the decisions.

Can I ask you a question?

What's that?

Is kidnapping a police officer a misdemeanor or a felony?

It's a felony.

I had a feeling it was.

God, what am I gonna do?

Wait, don't, don't cry.

There you go.

Thank you.

You can always get a good attorney.

Oh no.

There are always mitigating circumstances.

What do you mean?

Oh, not all situations are cut and dry.

I mean, there are other reasons that come into the picture,

why people do the things they do.

For instance, your friend,

she really seems angry about something.

Well, you're right.

She was upset that you didn't let us drive through.

Mm, no.

I think there's more to it than that.

I wish my boyfriend, my ex-boyfriend,

had been as understanding as you.

He's a police detective.

Didn't treat you well, huh?

No, he thought we were guilty.

You aren't, are you?

No.

You are the first person that said that.

You know, you really ought to be

handling this differently.

You're just getting yourself deeper into trouble.

I'm finished if anyone needs to use the bathroom.

Thanks.

What's the matter?

Haven't you ever seen a woman get undressed before?

Why do you act this way?

What way?

This tough girl routine.

I know you didn't murder anyone.

Why do you run around acting as if you did?

What's it to you?

What are you, a part-time attorney?

No, I just hate seeing innocent people being persecuted.

What are you really running from?

What are you getting at?

I saw your costumes in the car.

You're a dancer, right?

I'm a stripper, are you happy?

We're not talking about me, we're talking about you.

Are you happy with what you do?

That's none of your business.

Just answer my question.

I love it.

Hmm, you're lying.

Watch me.

But I hate it.

I do it because it's all I'm good for.

Where did you get an idea like that?

If you knew my father, you'd understand.

He told me that's all I was good for.

So now I let men look at me naked all the time.

I don't care anymore.

I don't feel any pain.

I just give 'em what they want.

But what do you want?

What's going on here?

Nothing. What did you say to her?

Thank you.

Hello.

Oh, hello it's Roxy.

You remember me?

I used to dance at your club.

I remember you.

You still have two of my costumes.

I hope you're planning on returning them.

Listen, I need to speak to Betina's best friend

and I think her name's Effie.

Effie. What?

It's for you, and you're late, where were you?

No more questions.

I've had enough for one day.

I'll take it in the back.

Yes hello, Betina?

Oh, hi.

It's Roxy.

You remember me?

I used to dance there with you and Betina.

Listen, she called me today

and she left a message from where she was staying

only I didn't get the second part of the message.

So, um, do you know where she is?

'Cause it sounded like it was real important

that I get back to her.

Roxy?

Wait a minute, are you sure she called you today?

Yeah, and it, and you know what?

It sounded like it was really long distance too.

Yeah, I guess I should tell you

if she called you and everything.

She's staying at the Pink Motel.

It's about two hours straight north of here.

Hey, and thanks a heap.

Listen, I'll give her your regards.

What time is it?

It's 10:00 in the morning.

Where are you just coming back from?

Nothing you need to worry about, did you sleep well?

Oh, I just slept fine.

I wasn't asking you.

Listen, we need to get a move on.

Staying in one place too long makes me really nervous.

What the hell is going on?

It's the police, they finally tracked you down.

It's not the police, you dickhead.

Then who's out there?

Who is it?

Wait, get down.

You think I got one of them?

You better have.

If I had to wait another minute to figure out

which room they're in,

I'd blow this whole place up.

Wait until you see someone move, then let 'em have it.

Oh my God, we're all gonna die!

I think I got one.

Quick, have you ever fired a gun before?

No, never. It really figures.

Hey, hold your horses.

I can still hear 'em talking.

Okay, listen, if you just unhandcuff me,

I'll help you out. Yeah, right.

Wait a minute, why they shooting at us?

Shut your mouth.

Look, there's more of us than them.

I'll cover and you guys storm 'em.

Yeah, sure we will.

You know, you really could use

one more person who could fire a gun.

Should I listen to him?

Do what you want, I'm busy.

Just cover me.

I can't believe you did it.

We owe it all to you.

Thanks. You're welcome.

Now, someday you'll learn you can trust people.

Get your feet outta my face.

Hello? Shut up.

Yeah, boss, uh,

we had a little problem.

Do you think we could get a ride home?

Oh God, I hate you.

Now look, I'm sure you have a plan

about what you're gonna do next.

I'm just asking you to reconsider

before you get yourselves killed.

Can't you just quit while you're ahead?

Just hear me out.

Now it's obvious that whoever's using you as target practice

is the guilty party.

Now if I can figure that out,

what makes you think the police can't do the same thing?

He's got a point there. Yeah?

And what about our little escapade

of kidnapping a police officer?

I believe that's still a felony in most states.

You're right, it is a felony.

Now, just hold on a minute.

No one actually saw you kidnap me.

I can just say I came upon you in the middle of a shootout.

I mean, who would question that?

I don't know.

What if you change your mind after we get back to the city?

Now, why would I do something like that?

Look, I'm the first person so far

who's been on your side.

I'm sure I can arrange a good plea bargain.

It's either that or you take off down the road

looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life.

Take off down the road.

You mean you'd let us walk outta here right now

if we want to?

If that's what you want.

Come on Jeannie, let's get a move on.

I'm not going.

Look, we'd be a lot safer in police custody.

Oh yeah, twenty years in prison is a lot safer.

I don't see it that way.

I'm going back with him.

I hope you decide to come along with us.

Look, Betina, I don't wanna see anything bad happen to you.

Yeah, well, I can take care of myself.

I've been doing it all my life.

Your case would be a lot stronger

if you turned yourselves in

instead of waiting to be caught.

I'll put in a good word for you.

Okay counselor, I'll go along with you,

but so help me,

things don't go the way you promised,

I'll personally hold you responsible.

Fair enough.

Thanks.

I don't know.

Outta here, get back here.

Right over here.

I'm telling you,

I was waiting on the corner for my husband to pick me up.

Try to take it easy.

There's gonna be a lot of questions after this.

Just be honest.

That's all I ask of you.

Okay. And remember,

I'm on your side.

Yes.

We've been looking for these two for quite a few days.

Good work.

Thanks.

If you need me, I'll be out here.

Well, well, well, about time you came in.

Do you have uh, any idea how bad you made me look?

Would you get off my ass?

I can't believe that a total stranger can tell

that we're innocent

and you immediately assume that we're guilty.

I'm going by the evidence.

What evidence, you brainless moron?

How many people have you put behind bars

just so you could get a promotion?

Well, that's privileged information.

You make me sick.

Look, let's not argue.

Don't talk to me like I'm a detective.

Talk to me like I'm your boyfriend.

That's for you, the boyfriend.

That's for you, the detective.

I'll take over for you, big fella.

Wait outside.

Sit down.

All right, all right, all right, all right.

Look, you two, we're not here to air out

personal differences.

So, ugh

someone's been murdered.

I know, I saw the body, we all did.

It was disgusting.

At this point,

all the evidence points to you

and you.

Turning yourselves in, hey, hey, hey, that was a good move.

It's a good move.

But if you're really innocent,

now, right now,

is the time for you to tell me your side of the story.

But we are innocent.

I'm glad you're finally listening to us.

Okay, okay, okay.

Now we also know

that a rather large sum of money

is missing from the scene of the crime.

Somewhere around half a million bucks.

If you return that money,

I'll see to it, me personally,

that you're out of here on bail by the end of the day.

No problem.

Return the money right now?

Yeah, you got ears.

Sure, we can do that, we had it the whole time.

We spent a few dollars on meals and gas,

but it's right here.

Where the hell is the money?

Well, you see. I don't see.

Where is the money?

Well, well, well, that certainly changes everything,

doesn't it?

Returning that cash would've shot down your motives

for this crime.

Without it,

you're just as guilty as I first imagined.

Sorry.

Real sorry.

Money's gone.

Book 'em.

What the fuck did you do with that money?

It was half a million dollars.

You couldn't have gone shopping with it.

Just calm down.

I know where it is.

Then give it back.

I can't.

Well, I can, where is it?

It's somewhere nearby.

Okay, this time tell the truth.

Look, I'll give it back in a couple of days, okay?

A couple of days?

We'll be up the river in a couple of days!

Great, our dates are here.

Hey, watch it, sister.

Just make sure you put me in a cell

as far away as possible from her.

Ow.

New in town?

Gimme a break.

♪ I got the blues, baby ♪

♪ I'm singing 'em all night long ♪

♪ I got the blues, baby ♪

♪ I'm singing 'em all night long ♪

♪ Well, I try to do right ♪

♪ But they done me wrong ♪

♪ Yeah, I got the blues, baby ♪

♪ I'm singing 'em all night long ♪

♪ Well, I try to do right ♪

♪ But they done me wrong ♪

♪ I got the blues, baby ♪

♪ I'm singing 'em all night long ♪

Shut up already!

You know, if you just stop and hear me out,

I might have some information on this case

you screwed up already.

You're way outta your jurisdiction.

Just keep your nose out of this.

How can you still think these two girls are

guilty of murder?

They're really frightened now.

They need a friend, not a murder rap.

Get outta my face.

They should have given back the money

instead of running off on a wild spree with it.

You ask me, they're as guilty as sin.

Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?

You don't have a single piece

of concrete evidence against them.

Oh, I got plenty.

Oh yeah, name one.

It's privileged information.

It's all conjecture.

If you had any real proof,

you would've charged them by now.

You're just racing around

trying to dig up any false leads you can nail them with.

God, I don't know how Jeannie put up with you.

Oh, what do you know about Jeannie?

Only that she's a lot more woman than you deserve.

Oh, you're really asking for it.

Take your best shot.

Break it up, break it up.

Did you get that copy of today's paper I asked you for?

Yeah, it's over here.

The one you're looking through is from the day you came in.

Thanks.

Hey, did you see that guy that came in to deliver

the laundry?

What I wouldn't do to get my hands on him.

Your type?

I'll say.

I'd let him strip search me any day.

So why don't you do something about it

instead of talking about him all the time?

Hey, Miss Smarty Pants.

This isn't exactly a bar

where you can walk up to him and grab his balls.

These things take time.

I'm trying to read here.

Sorry.

You just wait until I get paroled outta here.

I'm gonna make a beeline right after his ass.

Speaking of paroled outta here,

I just got my get outta jail card.

What are you talking about?

You'll see.

Guard, guard.

Shut your gapin' hole already.

Get my parole officer on the phone.

Tell him I'm ready to turn the money in.

Ow.

So now are you gonna tell me what you did with the money?

Would you just shut up and trust me for once?

Yeah, right. Would you two

just keep it down?

Listen, I'm watching you two this time.

You're not gonna get past me.

Surprised to see us again?

We have a little pit stop to make on your way.

Let us out of here.

Oh!

Hey, Betina.

Bet you don't remember me, do you?

The voice is familiar, but I can't place that face.

Hey, it's me, it's Roxy.

We used to dance together at the club.

Hey, yunno if it wasn't for me,

those guys wouldn't have known where to find you.

Thanks a lot, you skank.

Yeah, they picked us up by mistake,

but we clued 'em in.

I don't know how they confused us.

We're much prettier than you two.

I'll say.

You know, as soon as you hand over that money,

we're gonna get a cut out of it too.

I remember now.

Didn't you get fired from the club a few years back

for soliciting?

That was a rumor that was started

because I was so popular.

You're such a piece of trash.

I don't know how you got hired there in the first place.

Oh yeah? She's just jealous,

that's all.

Get outta my face, you borderline psychotic.

Get out of here, you two.

Yeah, come on now, scram, beat it.

And you must be Wilamena.

How do you know my name?

From reading the paperwork that was with all that money.

I bet I know a lot more you wouldn't like to hear about.

Well if she wouldn't like to hear it,

then why are you telling it?

No, no, no, no.

Go on.

I wanna hear everything

and you can start with what you did

with a half a million dollars.

Sure, do you follow the stock market at all?

Do I look like the type who would?

Just asking.

Anyway, I've been following the stock market for years,

watching a stock before it's right about to soar

and then never having any capital to do anything about it.

Your suitcase fixed that.

I doubled that money in three days.

You made a million bucks in three days?

Would you shut up?

You really made all that money in three days?

I don't think you'll like the rest.

I took the money that I made

and bought that little piece of property

that was listed on the escrow form in the bag.

You bought it?

Yep, it's in my name and everything.

Good plan you had, kill the broker who found you the land

and then steal the money

he would've contributed to the sale.

I mean, not a bad swindle,

but not a great one either.

Look, I say we just ice her right now.

That's right, sister.

You know, you've got a lotta nerve bragging to me

what you did with my deal.

We should get rid of the both of you right now

while we have the chance.

Oh no, why did you tell her everything?

I don't think they'll kill us now.

Oh yeah?

Why not?

Because I still have the original half million dollars.

And if you kill us, you'll never find it.

She's got a point, boss.

Yeah, but can we trust her?

Good question.

I'm completely serious.

You'll never locate the money on your own.

This broad is really pissing me off.

Let's just rough her up a little bit, huh?

Until she spills it.

My lips are sealed until you let us go.

Let you go?

And how do we get our money if we let you go?

You take us to where it is, you let us go,

you get the loot, it's that simple.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, I don't like it.

I don't like it either.

It's a deal.

But if you think you can get away

without giving us the money,

you are sadly mistaken.

I'm a woman of my words.

Get the woman of her word outta here.

Hurry up,

unless someone comes looking for them.

Everybody freeze.

Oh no, what the?

Cody.

Keep your hands up where I can see 'em.

Okay, you two come over here with me.

How did you find us?

Never mind, just go out to the car and call for backups.

And you said you wanted us outta here.

Good work you two.

I'll up your cut, uh, twenty bucks.

Get 'em.

What's that, the money?

No, it's my own black bag.

There's something in here I could really use.

A gun?

Grab the bricks, grab the bricks.

Right there, right there.

Look man, there they are.

One, two, three.

You think he's okay?

Only one way to find it out.

He's out like a light.

Here, let me try.

Where am I?

Where's my gun?

Don't try to talk now, you gotta come with us.

What happened?

I felt like I was being smothered.

Oh, please.

Oh, great.

What are we gonna do with him?

Gotta try to keep him alert.

Cody, Cody, where's your car, where's your car?

It's just outside.

Okay, that's our next stop.

We gotta go, come on.

Sorry.

Today must be our lucky day.

Today must be our lucky day.

Oh no.

Just keep walking real slow.

Hey, what happened to that friend of yours?

I don't know.

Why don't you take a closer look?

Well, you may be able to overpower my partner,

but you are certainly no match for me.

Famous last words if I ever heard 'em.

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Ow, ow, you bitch.

You need to speak to me with more respect than that.

I am going to get you.

Jeannie, you wanna take the last shot?

Oh no, I can't.

Sure you can, come on.

Do it once and prove it to yourself.

Okay, if you say so.

You're good now.

I can't believe I did it.

Let's get outta here and call the police.

You two ain't going nowhere.

I'll say, you two walk out that door

and we lose our entire cut.

If you wanna leave, you're gonna have to go through us.

Which one of you two said earlier

that you are much prettier than us?

That was me.

I thought so.

And the next time you wanna reach out

and touch an old friend,

call collect.

Congratulations.

I owe it all to you, that was fun.

I told you.

Where did you come from?

You two were great.

Keep moving.

I'm not finished yet, I'll see you two in court.

By the way, I have another question.

If you use somebody else's money to invest

in the stock market,

is it a misdemeanor or a felony if you plan to give it back?

I don't know about that one,

but I'm sure I can get the first offense thrown outta court.

Maybe nobody needs to know about this one.

Do you mean it? Sure.

Just as long as you promise

never to kidnap anymore policemen in the future.

Not even a willing officer?

Case dismissed.

Jeannie, I heard about your day in court.

I guess even the guilty can get off scot-free in our system.

What do you got there?

This is all your stuff you left at my apartment.

You can have it back.

You can't be serious.

More than I've ever been.

I don't want you coming by anymore.

Oh, and by the way,

this is not

my underwear.

You're never gonna be able to find someone else

who treats you like I do.

God, I hope not.

And now it is

Alright, ladies, on account of your good behavior,

you're gonna get a special treat.

I want you to give a warm welcome

to Betina and the Cell Busters!

♪ I'm just a hard-working girl trying to make a dime ♪

♪ Always out looking for a good time ♪

♪ I make my money the old-fashioned way ♪

♪ Shakin' it up good to earn my pay ♪

♪ Love to hear the boys when they yell ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a sweet little girl with a body to sell ♪

♪ I'm looking for good-looking men every day ♪

♪ Every once in a while one comes my way ♪

♪ He makes me crazy with his pretty boy smile ♪

♪ A little sweet talk, I let him stay a while ♪

♪ He knows what I do and I do it so well ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a sweet little girl with a body to sell ♪

♪ Come on baby, show me your stuff ♪

♪ Come on baby, show me what you're made of ♪

♪ Come on baby, 'cause too much of you is never enough ♪

♪ When I blow this joint, that's when the fun begins ♪

♪ I put my honey in my car and take a spin ♪

♪ He's racing my engine, ooh I love how it feels ♪

♪ He's in the driver's seat with his hands on the wheel ♪

♪ He can take me anywhere, I'm under his spell ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a sweet little girl with a body to sell ♪

♪ Come on baby, show me your stuff ♪

♪ Come on baby, show me what you're made of ♪

♪ Come on baby, 'cause too much of you is never enough ♪

♪ When I blow this joint, that's when the fun begins ♪

♪ I pull my honey in my car and take a spin ♪

♪ 'Cause racing my engine, ooh, I love how it feels ♪

♪ He's in the driver's seat with his hands on the wheel ♪

♪ He can take me anywhere, I'm under his spell ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a sweet little girl with a body to sell ♪

♪ I'm a sweet ♪

♪ Sweet little girl ♪

♪ I'm a sweet ♪

♪ I'm a sweet little girl ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a sweet little girl with a body to sell ♪

I'd like to dedicate this song

to two people who really, really made

a difference in my life.

I'm talking about the two guards.

Just kidding.

I'm talking about Jeannie and Cody.

♪ You wanna see me in a little tight skirt? ♪

♪ You wanna see me tease and flirt ♪

♪ You wanna see me in a little tight shirt ♪

♪ No, no, good girls ♪

♪ Don't do those things ♪

♪ You wanna see me put on red hot lips? ♪

♪ You wanna see me shake my hips? ♪

♪ I know you just wanna get your kicks ♪

♪ No, no, good girls ♪

♪ Don't do those things ♪

♪ No, no, good girls ♪

♪ Don't do those things ♪

♪ No good girls ♪

♪ No, no, good girls ♪

♪ Don't do those things ♪

♪ But maybe I do ♪

♪ Maybe I do ♪

♪ You want high heels on my feet? ♪

♪ Don't you know that I'm soft and sweet? ♪

♪ I'm not just any candy you can eat ♪

♪ No, no good girls don't do those things ♪

♪ You wanna see me come out and play ♪

♪ Wearing sexy black lingerie ♪

♪ And send your rocket through my Milky Way ♪

♪ No, no, good girls don't do those things ♪

♪ No, no, good girls don't do those things ♪

♪ No, good girls ♪

♪ No, no, good girls don't do those things ♪

♪ But maybe I do ♪

♪ No, no, good girls don't do those things ♪

♪ No, good girls ♪

♪ No, no, good girls don't do those things ♪

♪ But maybe I do ♪

♪ Maybe I do ♪

♪ Maybe you do too ♪

♪ Maybe I do ♪