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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.

What's going on?

What's up? Why are you here?

My sister said she needed to be picked up from your house. Her deadbeat

boyfriend couldn't do it, so.

Well, they're not here.

They're out somewhere. I think she got a flat tire.

There? So he was here?

Yes, they were here, but they left.

Wow, that's like her. Okay.

Great. Well, so what are you doing?

What do they look like I'm doing?

I have dishes, but I'm confused why you're doing your dishes. Like,

you do every day, or... I mean, we can't all be fortunate enough to have a maid.

Hey, I just think it makes it a little easier, but... Whatever.

I mean, I'm not here to judge, I guess, but... I mean, you could probably put a

little bit of elbow grease in it, that's why your dishes are always dirty.

Don't you have something else to do?

I mean, I was supposed to come pick up my sister, but... You can go wait over

there. You said her fucking loser boyfriend took her, so, I mean, I don't

have much else to do now.

Can you go away? You're distracting me.

I think you actually missed a spot right there.

Right there?

What the fuck?

How about that?

How the fuck? I can't drive now, dude.

That's what you get for telling me what to do. You want me in my car or what?

What the fuck? Alright, you know what?

Chris, Chris, I was joking. It was a joke. I'm sorry.

I promise.

Oh, God.

Look at that.

Hey, buddy.

I don't play games, I told you.

What the fuck?

You got my front side wet, so I got your front side wet.

Well, now I'm going to have to dry her clothes off.

At least you have a set of clothes here. This is your place.

I can't drive home like this.

All right, well, take them off. I'll put them in the dryer.

Are you sure?

Okay, yeah, I guess so.

You can't even do that.

How about you?

Have you got me first?

Oh my God.

Are you hard?

I mean, yes, a little bit. I'm sorry. I mean, you told me to take them off. That

an issue?

It's so big.

I mean, you didn't expect that?

I didn't expect you to get fully naked either.

You got naked first.

You're not going to tell my sister, right?

No, she's not going to be home.

We got time.

You're sure about that?

Time for what?

Can I touch you?

Sure, but you're sure.

You positive she's not coming back?

No, we got time.

Okay.

Sketchy. No, it's okay.

If you say so.

I feel really good.

We can kind of blame it on you.

That's okay.

Fuck.

Oh,

shit. I don't know.

I love you.

Thank you.

If she comes in, I swear.

We'll be okay.

I'm going to look at this.

Over here.

Cheers.

You're so mean.

Holy

shit.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Just deal with your stomach.

Oh, yeah.

Yes. Yes.

We are...

Whoa.

Oh, shit. That feels so good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Anytime.

You're not going to tell my sister, though, right?

No, we finished up in time.

You better get out of here, though.

Y 'all can ask me twice.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.