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What's up, man?

Hey man, what's up? What are you doing?

I don't know that much, just, you know, I... You wanna come over?

I can't, dude. My family's out of town. They opened up some dumbass babysitter

for some reason. But, you know, right side. Hopefully she can be hot.

Damn. Well, I mean, hey. If she's super hot, take a picture of her and send it

to me.

Dude, you dumbass. I can't take a picture. My fucking camera's broken.

You know, I think she's on her way right now. I'm not exactly sure when she'll

pop up. She could be here any minute, but honestly, I'm going to see if I can

get some alone time with her if she ends up being like a total babe.

Oh, yeah.

Well, you let me know how that goes for sure.

I think that's her right now.

I got to go.

Oh, shit. All right. I'll see you, man. Good luck.

You must be Anthony.

Nice to meet you.

So cute.

Oh, nice place.

Oh, you're going to give me a tour?

Sure,

I guess.

Just the living room.

My plan is weird.

Pissed. Anything?

Why don't you show me where your room is? You have a room?

Oh, yeah.

I'll show you both of my rooms.

Show me. Lead the way. I can do that.

It's a little messy. You know, we normally have like maids and stuff to

like clean and everything, but you know, they clearly haven't done their job.

That's all right. Beds are made to be messy.

Made to be messy?

You know what I mean.

And you know, here's the bathroom stuff.

You know, bathroom, you know, it's all right.

Nothing super special.

So where are you?

Uh, that's just over there.

Yeah, let's go this way.

Yeah, so, ma 'am, this is my room.

Oh, this is where the magic happens.

Where's your Kleenex box?

Looks like you cleaned up.

Trying to impress me?

Yeah.

You're so cute.

Why don't we go downstairs and watch some TV for a little bit?

That's what you want.

You know, I think it's getting close to your bedtime.

But I can't sleep while it's so day out.

Come on.

I'm not ready.

Bedtime. Come on.

I'm the boss.

I say you go to bed.

Come on.

Bedtime.

There you go.

kissing the babysitter.

You're kidding.

There's no way.

Yeah, dude. I was like, oh my god. She ended up giving me a kiss before bed. I

was like, oh.

Oh, yeah?

Well, you never sent me a picture of her, so.

If my camera's broken,

why don't we conduct a little plan here?

You'll sneak in, and I'll try to get another kiss while you record it.

You want me to sneak in?

to your room and record her kissing you again?

Like that's going to happen. I doubt that that's going to happen, but sure.

come just to watch you. All right. I guess we'll find out. All right. I guess

you will.

All right. All right. See you then.

I'm not sure I need to tell McMovey where everybody's babysitter at.

Ah, I think he's downstairs.

Alright, well, am I in this video of you kissing her or not?

Oh, yeah, totally, totally.

Are you?

You're not taking me out, are you?

No, no, I'm going to do it.

Uh -huh, alright.

You better do it because I just came all the way over here. Come on.

Let's go.

Fine, fine. I'll see you all the way down the stairs. Yeah.

Here, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

How about you go down there and you tell her you can't sleep.

So she has to come up here and call you.

I'm going to hide it. I'll record it. And then you try to kiss her. I mean, I

don't know if that'll work, but we'll try. If you don't chicken out, it might

work.

Yeah, I gotta go to sleep.

Oh, come here.

I'm closing it.

What are you doing here?

Um, uh, I wasn't doing anything, just, um... What were you doing with your

phone? Nothing. I, well, definitely wasn't taking a video of you guys.

Come here, pick that up.

Let me see.

Come on. Give it to me.

Are you in on this?

I don't know what you're talking about.

What? How did this child get in here?

Like,

you let him in?

I'm sorry. Young man. My fault.

I mean... Come on.

You're in trouble.

But... Okay, seriously, you need to delete that. Come on. I can't have you

showing that to anybody.

What are you going to give me so that I can delete it?

Alright, I'll tell you what.

You're both cute.

If you delete it, then I'll let you... I have full power.

we're about to fuck the babysitter I know

Thank you.

Let me see those cups.

That baby's just sucking my cock.

Why did you do that?

Get the rest of these clothes off me.

Who wants to be first?

So I have a feeling that this whole situation was your idea. He's gonna go

first.

Alright.

You get over here.

I'm gonna do it.

Thank you.

I don't know what to do.

Thank you.

You boys are such troublemakers.

mm -hmm

Yeah. Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Good boy. Thank you.

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Mmm. Mmm.

Okay.

Getting thinner?

Yeah.

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Oh my God.

Thank you.

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I'm not done.

instance.