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What happens when a loser nobody and heartbroken cheerleader become best

friends?

I've spent 18 years meticulously planning my entire life.

And on the last day of school, a revelation dawned on me. I have no

everyone else talked about summer parties and getting wasted, I was alone.

Or at least, I was.

Until I saw Kimmy walk in.

The head cheerleader, valedictorian, and queen bee of our school was

crying, and none of her friends seemed to care.

She's a total bitch, but in this moment, she was alone too,

just like me.

Are you okay?

Why are you talking to me?

I've never seen you cry in class before.

Is everything alright?

Do you want to talk?

I'm sure you heard that Parker broke

up with me.

I keep sending my fucking news to everybody.

And he keeps showing them around, and I don't know what I'm going to fucking do.

No. Oh, my God. That's terrible.

He shouldn't be allowed to just get away with that.

You have to do something.

Yeah, if only people knew about his fucking embarrassing shit. You have to

me call him big bro every time we fuck.

No. Yeah, he has a huge bonus.

you could use that somehow, you know?

Expose him the way he exposed you.

It's actually not a bad idea.

Here.

I'll help you get revenge on that dick

if you help me.

Shouldn't be too hard.

Yeah. Okay. Deal.

Okay.

Meet me after school tomorrow.

He's gonna fucking regret this.

We'll make sure of it.

I was super nervous.

I'd never done anything like this before.

But,

If I wanted to be popular, I needed to get revenge on this scumbag.

Hey.

Hey.

Um, you look really good today.

Wow, you're desperate.

Oh, wait, um, big bro.

What did you just say?

Nothing. I just see you as a big brother.

An issue?

No.

I'm just... I mean, yeah, I'm super horny right now. Don't

you want to help your imposter out?

Um... Do you want me to help?

Take care of the issue.

Fuck yeah.

Go.

It's in my mouth.

This is a great job.

catcher.

Thank you, Lydia.

He's such a forward thinker.

Parker's an inspiration for men everywhere.

Listen to this one.

I have a faux sense kink too.

I've always been embarrassed, but not anymore.

Fuck all of these losers.

I'm sorry.

I really thought that when you uploaded that video, his life would be over.

It's not your fault. I mean...

I thought you were a nerd, but you really fuck like a porn star.

Thank you?

Look,

do you have any ideas for this? I've been working on it for an hour and got

nothing. Do you think it's your birthday?

I don't know. Would you change it by now?

Let me see.

I don't know what it could be.

I mean, I tried.

His birthday, I tried yours.

Maybe, like, his mom's or dad's.

That's a good idea.

You know, maybe... What are you ladies doing?

You're in the boys' locker room? School's closed.

Yeah, you don't understand, though. My boyfriend locked my house keys in his

locker on accident.

You mean Parker, your ex?

How did you know we weren't... Look, Parker's my all -star player.

And I know the whole locker room was talking about it.

Y 'all need to get away from the lockers.

I know you guys are up to no good. Get up here. Get away from the lockers.

That's my all -star player. Don't be messing with his locker.

Well, Coach Joey, you

hear anything else personal?

Maybe about our sex life?

Teacher. Do you want to stay a loser forever, or do you want my help?

Go on, then.

Anything about our sex life you heard?

Whoa, what are you girls doing? You're my students.

Well, technically, yesterday was the last day of school, so we're not

anymore.

And aren't you curious?

I don't know what you're being tamed like.

Oh my god.

What?

How about you let us live in that locker?

really good.

So you'll let me fuck if I keep giving you the combination?

Yeah.

I didn't either.

you're going to give us the combination though, right? Yes, I promise.

Yeah, get down here.

Combination is 31, 4, 22.

I'm going to go get in the shower. You stay out of trouble.

You should know everything about me.

Everything?

Yeah, everything.

Go ahead and get dressed.

I can't wait to go to the party. Oh my gosh, I'm so excited.

I'm still kind of nervous.

Don't be nervous.

It's our first party.

I know, but you're cool.

It's so short.

Such a slut.

Thank you, guys.

Thank you, girls.

Of course.

Wow.

Great job.

So good.

We are making you look so hot.

And trust me, Phoebe knows exactly how to do hair. She's been doing mine since,

like, what, third grade?

Yeah, we've been friends for so long.

She knows everything about me.

And we will get you perfectly done up.

Hey, guys.

Party at Parker's tonight.

DM me for the address. We're going to have a fucking rager.

All thanks to Lulu.

Doesn't revenge taste pretty sweet?

Hey, what's up, you guys? Party's here.

I brought a drink.

Blue beer.

Pizza.

You know I have to bring the chips.

Thank you.

Get the hell off the counter. This is brand new.

Hey, I'm sorry.

Why are you home?

What are you even doing here?

I thought you and Parker broke up. You know we take the family here every year

for vacation.

What are you doing?

I know. I just didn't know you'd be home early.

I am so disappointed in you. I know you and Parker broke up, but I thought I

knew you better than this. I cannot believe it. This is not like you.

You guys need to get out of my house.

Mr.

Ambrose.

seem like a reasonable man. Why don't we go discuss this in private away from

everything else? I think the only person I need to be discussing anything with

are the police. You broke into my home.

No, no, no. There's no need to call the cops. I assure you. We didn't break

anything. Nothing happened. It was just like a little bit of fun.

Don't you remember those days back when you were fun?

When you were younger?

Be that as it may, this is very inappropriate. You know you shouldn't be

here. You guys need to leave. You need to call the cops.

Well, are you absolutely sure there's nothing we could talk

about or do to change your mind?

I don't... This isn't appropriate. What do you mean?

Well, you know, you seem really tense. You just got back from a long trip.

Maybe you just need...

We're basically like family. I'm sure this was a shock, but just, you know,

a few breaths.

Chill out.

We can go talk about this more.

Guys, party on.

If you do that, we can't give you your present.

I know you were always so curious.

About how my body looked when we were dating Parker, huh?

I mean, that's a little inappropriate, but I mean, yeah, I couldn't help it.

Let me see what you've got going on here.

Oh, God.

My boyfriend's dad is so big.

Package here, Mr. Ambrose.

You want to taste your ex's dad's

cock? Okay.

I've wanted to do that for so long Look at you

much better than calling the cops.

Who needs that?

Wow.

I love watching you do

that.

You have to do it.

So much better.

That's what I thought.

Next time, think twice before fucking with my

All thanks to you.

So what happens when a loser nobody and a heartbroken cheerleader

become friends?

They become an unstoppable fucking force of nature.

So watch out, or we might be fucking units.