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[birds chirping]
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[partner] [singing weakly]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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[kisses smacking]
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- [rhythmic banging]
- Oh, my God. Oh!
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Call me the birthday girl.
Oh, my God.
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- You're such a good
birthday girl.
- Yeah, fuck.
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Keep doing that.
Oh, my God. Oh!
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Fuck!
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Oh, my God,
you're fucking me so hard,
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I'm like, shaking, baby.
Oh, my God.
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- Fuck! [moaning]
- Wait, wait, wait,
stop, stop, stop.
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- Maia, that's-- that's not me.
- What?
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That's not me.
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- [building rattling]
- That's an earthquake.
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I think it's just
a little one, baby.
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- Uh...
- [Maia moaning]
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- [phone] [chiming] Earthquake.
- [Maia] Fuck.
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- Uh, shake alert.
- Yeah, shake alert.
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No, it's my seismology app.
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Baby, can you just choke me,
like, really quick?
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- Maia, Maia. Listen.
- I'm about to cum. What?
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- [app voice] Shaking expected.
- [rattling stopping]
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- Okay, it stopped. Right?
- Yeah.
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- [softly] Okay. Okay.
- [Maia moaning]
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[moaning intensifies]
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- [loud boom, rattling]
- Oh, my God. Fuck!
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- Baby, this--
This is the big one.
- Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God, baby,
if we're--
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If we're gonna die,
I just want to cum.
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- [Dylan] Oh, fuck.
- [Maia] Oh, my God!
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- [Dylan] [exclaiming] Fuck!
- Oh, my God! [moaning loudly]
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You know, when she says that
in front of the whole room,
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- it's just humiliating to me.
- [Maia] Yeah.
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You know, I'm supposed
to be in charge, it's...
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Next time she does that,
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you need to put her
in her place.
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Like, I'm sorry.
She's an insecure bitch.
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It's like, shut the fuck up
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and do not talk
to my boyfriend like that.
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Well, she's 12, and her parents
are getting a divorce,
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and she was just mad about
the homework I gave her,
you know?
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Whatever.
We've all been through stuff.
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Mm.
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- [urinating]
- Oh, my God.
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I can't get another UTI.
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The doctor said
that if I get another,
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I'm not allowed to Zoom in
for meds anymore.
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He said that having this many
is, like, very troubling.
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His attitude's troubling.
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Yeah, it's like a normal--
a normal amount.
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- It's totally fine.
- [toilet flushing]
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Oh, my God.
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- Ugh, wait.
- What?
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Alyssa just posted the worst
photo of me to the work account.
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[chuckles]
Aw, you look like a baby.
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What?
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So, I look older now?
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Well, no, no, no,
I mean, it-- it's just like,
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I mean, you know,
your-- your hair,
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it's, uh, it's totally different
and it's just like a little--
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- Yeah, but like,
look at my face.
- Hm?
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Like, it's smaller here.
My eyes are, like, hollow now.
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The air in LA is so dry.
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I feel like
it's aging me faster.
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No. No, no, no, it's not.
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No, look, baby,
are you older? Yes.
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But you know what?
That's a good thing,
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because every year,
you become more
and more yourself.
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And you're skinnier now.
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- [chuckles softly]
- Which I know you love.
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I just-- I cannot believe
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that that was two years ago,
and I'm still an assistant.
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Like, I'm basically doing
the job of a junior manager.
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Yeah, and you're helping out
with all the Grayson stuff.
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Yes! He is basically my client.
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His Chipotle bowl,
that was all you.
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I mean, it was me
and Courtney together,
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- but I came up with the caption.
- Yeah.
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And people loved the caption.
[laughing]
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I mean, it was so popular
that afterwards,
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they sold out of corn.
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You should
just go to Alyssa
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and ask her
for the promotion,
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- and that's it.
- No, I--
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I can't do that.
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I need to, like, time it
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and wait for
the right moment.
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Shoot!
My bookmark fell out,
damn it!
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- [bag zipping]
- [Maia gasps]
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Uh, okay.
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Um, I gotta go.
Happy birthday.
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- Bye.
- [door opens]
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[♪ electronic music playing]
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Do you mind just waiting
right here?
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We're just gonna do,
like, one lap.
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Thank you.
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- Hi.
- [squeals] Maia!
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- Happy birthday, baby.
- Thank you.
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- I love the haircut.
What the fuck?
- Really?
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- Yeah, I love it.
- You don't feel
like it's too short?
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No, I mean, you have
the face for that, so what?
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- Thanks.
- Let me know if you need
lists for Troy's party.
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- Hey!
- Seriously, I got you, boo-boo.
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- Alright.
- Love you, love you. [babbling]
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- Hey.
- I have no idea
who that guy is.
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- Literally,
I've never met him in my life.
- [Alani laughing]
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- Ooh, birthday hair!
- You like it?
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- I love it!
- Thank you.
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- Love.
- I know, I know, I know.
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I remember now, that guy's
actually my accountant.
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Charlie, you need an ugly guy
doing your taxes.
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Wait, did you guys see
Tallulah's Heaven campaign?
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Babe, that was--
That was months ago.
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Well, why didn't you guys
say anything?
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You had her muted.
I did not wanna, like,
disturb your peace.
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- Yeah, but she posted it today.
- [Charlie] Yeah, I know.
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She's, like, breadcrumbing
the posts out
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like it's her Midwestern
wedding photos.
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And I think she only got,
like, 10k a post.
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- She got paid 10k a post?
- Yeah, like nothing.
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- So, ignore it.
- Honestly, the whole
Heaven project
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is, like, washed anyway
at this point.
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Maia, have you, like,
spoken to her lately, or...
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I mean,
like every three months
she'll send me
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these long-ass voice memos.
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God, voice memos
are so narcissistic.
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It's like, bitch,
you're doing a podcast.
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I know, and did I tell you
she still owes me $1,200?
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- Oh, love that.
- And she didn't even
wish me a happy birthday.
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- It's 8 a.m.
- Well, it's 11:00 in New York.
She should be up.
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Honestly, just 'cause you're
friends with someone at 22,
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does not mean you have
to be friends with them
for the rest of your life.
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You don't see me hanging out
with Avicii anymore, do you?
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Yeah, Charlie, he died.
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I'm just saying,
like, just, like, cut
the negative energy out.
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You'll feel better--
I know that dog. BRB.
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Hi! How are you, sweetheart?
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- He doesn't get it 'cause
he doesn't know her. Like--
- Don't stress. Yes.
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No, but 27 is the start
of your Saturn return.
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I know,
it's supposed to be hell.
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Yeah, so everything
that feels bad right now
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is-- is actually good.
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Like my dad,
he won his first Oscar at 28,
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but when he was 27,
he was, like, making that movie,
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and he was like,
"This is really hard."
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- Yeah.
- Come on.
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You should block her.
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- Charlie.
- Charlie, no-- Block?
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- Charlie, why would
you even say that?
- I mean, I'll just mute again.
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No, no, you can't keep
dipping in and out.
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- It's not fair to you.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Maia, a block invites,
like, negative karma.
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Like so mu--
Like bad-ass karma.
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Block! Block! Block!
Block! Block! Block!
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- No, no, no, no, no.
This is negative. Charlie!
- Block! Block! Block! Block!
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- Fuck it, I don't care.
I'm doing it.
- [Charlie] Oh, my God!
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- Are you doing it?
- I did it.
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- Yes! Whoo!
- Ah! Wait, honestly...
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- What a ride.
- ...I kind of feel amazing.
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- Fuck Tallulah.
- Fuck Tallulah.
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- I've been saying!
- Fuck Tallulah.
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- That's a strong way to go.
- Yes!
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- No, fuck her.
- I-- I'm not gonna sit around
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and just do nothing while
she reaps the benefits
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of my hard work.
Like, I made her successful,
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- I can do it for other bitches.
- [Charlie] Period.
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- [Alani] Yes.
- Do you know what
I'm gonna do today?
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- [Alani] What?
- I'm gonna ask Alyssa
for my promotion.
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- Nice, do it.
- Yes! Okay,
because you're proud
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of what you've done
for Tallulah.
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- I mean, to spite her, but yes.
- It's spite, it's more
spite energy, but yes.
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- Okay. I love you guys so much.
- Can we be positive?
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- [Charlie] Love you.
- You guys are literally
my family.
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- [Alani] Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday, bitch.
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- I love you guys!
- [Charlie] Ooh!
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- Look at that ass.
- [Alani] Yeah.
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- I needed this so bad.
- [Charlie] Oh, my gosh, hey!
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Don't be scared of Alyssa.
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- Okay.
- Remember, she's intimidated
by how short you are.
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- [Alani] Stay positive.
- Love you, bitch.
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- [Alani] I love you.
- Love you guys.
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[♪ rock music playing]
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[Courtney] Maia!
They're basically impossible
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to get on the phone
until after Halloween.
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Hey!
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Good luck, Queen.
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You have nothing
to worry about, okay?
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- Oh, I am not worried.
- Oh, good. Hey.
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- Don't worry.
- I am not.
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Okay. And remember,
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- she wants us to succeed, okay?
- Okay, thanks.
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- I'll put some
Sprites on ice for us.
- Okay, sounds good.
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- Sprite Zero.
- Okay, I'm doing it.
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- Okay, bye.
- You got it, girl.
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[sighs]
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[knocking]
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[Alyssa Barzak]
Come in.
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Hi. Oh, I'm sorry.
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- I-- I can come back
later, if you want.
- No, come in.
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- Okay.
- Get in here.
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- [chuckles] Maia.
- Yeah?
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- It's your birthday!
- Yeah.
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- Happy birthday!
- Thank you.
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[sighs] How old are you?
Tell me.
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I am 27.
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27, oof.
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[sucking teeth]
That's tough.
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- Really?
- Yeah. Better than 28, though.
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28 through 33
is like, kill me.
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And then 34. [chuckles]
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- We hope that's good.
- Mm, mm-mm.
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[Maia] Oh, okay.
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Do you have fun plans
tonight?
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Um, I'm just keeping it
low-key tonight,
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but tomorrow I have dinner with
my friends in Beverly Hills.
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Wanted something
a little Republican.
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[both chuckle]
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Well, they-- they do
the best martinis.
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- Yeah, totally.
- Mm.
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Um, so I was actually
hoping to talk to you...
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- [Alyssa coughing]
- ...about the title change
that we discussed.
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- Mm.
- Um, I feel like
we're all so happy
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with Grayson's Chipotle bowl.
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- You know.
- Ow!
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They sold out of corn.
It was a big hit.
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- And I think that
I'm more than ready--
- Stop saying "think."
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- Stop it.
- Okay. [chuckles]
228
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Say "I am."
229
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- I am.
- [singsong] ♪ I am ♪
230
00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:04,817
I am more than ready
for the junior manager track.
231
00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,903
[sighs] Promotions.
232
00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:08,570
Ugh, they're so tough.
233
00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:10,238
- Yeah.
- It's, like, so tricky.
234
00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:13,493
I-- I mean, we're a scrappy
little startup, Mai,
235
00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:16,412
- and I-- I can't afford
a single misstep.
- Yeah.
236
00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:18,998
[Alyssa] Right?
As a woman trying
to do differently,
237
00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,083
- there's a target on my back.
- [Maia] Totally.
238
00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:24,003
And I want to be by your side.
239
00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,338
Or even behind you.
240
00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:26,631
To block the target.
241
00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:29,175
Yeah. I mean, you have
to have experience
242
00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:32,512
- as a manager
to be a manager.
- Yeah.
243
00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,305
[Alyssa] Right? And it's--
it's such a big deal
244
00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,474
to take someone's future
into your own hands.
245
00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,476
And you've never
done that before.
246
00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,144
So, I... hm.
247
00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:44,815
Um... well, actually,
248
00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:49,445
I have had a client
in the past, formerly.
249
00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,614
Um, do you know
Tallulah Stiel?
250
00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:54,616
She's like a New York "it" girl.
She's very big on TikTok.
251
00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,994
- Tallulah Stiel. Tallulah Stiel!
- Yeah.
252
00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,705
- She rode the subway
in a bikini during COVID?
- Yes!
253
00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:01,457
- I filmed that. I filmed that.
- [Alyssa gasps]
254
00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:04,626
It-- Yeah, it--
That was so fun,
that one.
255
00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,962
Yeah, that was like,
her first big video, um...
256
00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,674
- Sneaky little girl!
- Yeah. Yeah.
257
00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:12,134
We worked together a bunch
right after we graduated.
258
00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:13,636
- And--
- Do you mind
grabbing my phone?
259
00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,304
- Yes. Yeah.
- It's just in my back pocket.
260
00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,138
Gotta watch those nails.
261
00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:19,641
- [Alyssa groaning]
- There you go.
Okay, just turn it.
262
00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,476
- Oh. Thank you.
- [whispering]
Okay, there you go.
263
00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:22,895
[Alyssa sucking teeth]
264
00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:26,816
[Alyssa clearing throat]
Tallulah Stiel.
265
00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:28,150
[Maia] Yeah.
266
00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:29,360
Wow!
267
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,195
Maia, girl!
268
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,822
Your friend
has a Heaven campaign?
269
00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:34,574
- Yeah, it's so good, right?
- [gasps]
270
00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:36,659
She's the best.
Like, we're so close.
271
00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,077
We're like best friends.
272
00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,745
[Alyssa] How come
she doesn't follow you?
273
00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:41,998
Um...
274
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,334
- [phone buzzing]
- Uh, that's so weird.
275
00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:48,337
- I...
- Oh, you know what?
I should-- I should take this.
276
00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:50,171
- [buzzing continues]
- So sorry.
277
00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:52,550
- But we'll keep talking.
- Okay.
278
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,093
- I'm gonna come back.
- Yeah.
279
00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,846
- To talk about it.
- You'd better. Keep trying.
280
00:09:56,887 --> 00:09:58,556
- Okay. I will.
- Okay?
281
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,600
[car horns honking]
282
00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:02,643
[♪ melancholy music playing]
283
00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:04,812
[brakes squeaking]
284
00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:09,734
[sighs]
285
00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,110
[keys dropping]
286
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,908
- [keys dropping]
- God! Fuck.
287
00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,536
Dylan, you will not believe
the fucking day that I just had.
288
00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:23,205
It was a full...
289
00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:25,625
- What is--
- Um, I tried to text you,
290
00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,293
but she took my phone,
so I couldn't--
291
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,710
[screaming]
292
00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:29,920
Oh, my God!
293
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:32,213
Surprise, you little bitch!
294
00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:34,091
- Happy birthday!
- Tallulah!
295
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:37,219
- I know, I'm here!
- I cannot believe
that you are here
296
00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:38,887
- in my house in LA.
- [gasps]
297
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,306
Your hair!
298
00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,057
[gasps] It's so short.
299
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,225
- I love it.
- Thanks.
300
00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:45,561
- Let me smell you.
- Oh, no.
301
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:47,396
- [sniffing]
- Oh, my God!
302
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,397
- Oh, you smell the same.
- [chuckles] Oh, yes.
303
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:50,733
Well, maybe don't--
It's-- I'm sweaty.
304
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,319
It's my favorite stink.
Maia's stink!
305
00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,071
- Yeah, it's the best stink.
- [Tallulah laughing]
306
00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:57,072
Hey, uh, I-I'm gonna let you
guys get caught up and stuff.
307
00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,616
- Oh. You can just--
- But I'm here if you need me.
308
00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,825
[Tallulah] Okay!
Love you so much.
309
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,285
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- [Tallulah] Thank you.
310
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,578
- He's cute.
- Yeah.
311
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:05,498
Short, but really cute.
[squealing] Maia!
312
00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:09,418
So basically, I'm, like,
leaving the airport, and--
313
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,504
Do you have anything stronger
than orange wine?
314
00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:13,339
- Um...
- It's fine.
315
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:16,175
- 'Kay.
- And I'm like, wait,
where is my purse?
316
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,968
So, I like-- I go to run back
onto the plane,
317
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,513
and the guy
at the gate is, like,
318
00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:22,973
legitimately screaming at me.
319
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,184
Like yelling at me,
like, insane.
320
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:29,188
So, I go to push past him
and he tackles me to the floor.
321
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,148
Like, I'm literally
on the ground
322
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,608
in the airport,
and I look up,
323
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:38,197
and I realize, it's Josh.
324
00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:42,617
- Josh who?
- My high school boyfriend Josh,
325
00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:44,995
- the one who wrote
the song about me.
- Okay, right.
326
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,454
[both]
Yeah, "Pain in My Heart."
327
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:49,124
He, like, works
for the airport now, I guess.
328
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,459
- Wow.
- Yeah.
329
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:53,504
- And he got me my bag back.
- Well, thank God.
330
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,341
Why do I feel like I've been
in this apartment before?
331
00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:01,470
Like, it's really, like,
weirdly kind of familiar.
332
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:04,515
I mean, this is the place
that we were gonna
move in to together.
333
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,143
The Los Feliz place.
The two bedroom,
334
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,978
- $2,400 a month.
- [Tallulah gasps]
335
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:11,312
- I sent you the thing. Yeah.
- Oh, my God, wait,
this is the place?!
336
00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:14,817
- Yeah, it's the same place.
- Oh, my God, Maia!
337
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,360
And you're still here?
338
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:19,029
- Mm-hmm.
- That's so sweet, Mai.
339
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,240
- It's really cute. It is.
- Yeah, I love it.
340
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,825
It's, like, way smaller
than the pictures,
341
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,536
but, like, the people
that do the listings
342
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,079
- are such fucking scammers.
- I don't know.
343
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:30,416
I actually, like, love it here.
I feel like it's so cozy.
344
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,251
- I feel like any bigger
would be weird, so...
- Yeah.
345
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,919
No, totally.
346
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:35,087
Okay, Maia?
347
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,506
[shrieks] I almost forgot,
I stole these.
348
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:41,010
- Birthday shots. Come here.
- Oh, no, no, no. I'm good.
349
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,553
- Tallulah. Tallulah.
- You're good. What?
350
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,181
I-I have to be up early tomorrow
to celebrate and stuff.
351
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:48,142
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm great.
352
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,186
Your birthday is tonight.
We're going out.
353
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,855
Alani didn't fly me
out here for nothing.
354
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,899
- Okay?
- Alani flew you out?
355
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,692
Yeah, she said
you missed me.
356
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,111
- That's so sweet of her.
- Yeah. [chuckles]
357
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,697
Um, I'm good.
I'm gonna stay in tonight.
358
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:04,617
[♪ dance music playing]
359
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:08,454
There's a line.
360
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,623
That's fine.
361
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:14,460
- [Maia sighs]
- [Tallulah] What?
362
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,879
- Maybe we should go to Bar Seco.
- Oh, my God!
363
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,964
I feel like everybody here
is, like, 19.
364
00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:20,299
Ugh!
365
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,301
I want to dance.
You said there's dancing here.
366
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,928
There's, like,
standing with music.
367
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:27,889
- Nobody really dances in LA.
- Oh, my God, that's so lame.
368
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:31,143
- I love dancing.
- Stop, Tallulah. [giggles]
369
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,813
- Tallulah, stop.
- I want to dance with you.
370
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,563
- The 19-year-olds
are looking at us.
- Yes.
371
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:37,733
- Stop it.
- They don't care.
You guys want to dance, right?
372
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,569
- No. [laughing]
- No, they hate us.
373
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:41,946
They hate us.
374
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,738
God. [chuckles]
375
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:46,074
- You remember Mr. Purple?
- Yes.
376
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,618
You remember
when I got roofied there?
377
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,078
- That night was insane.
- That was really fun.
378
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,581
They used to roofie people here,
but then they fixed it.
379
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:53,916
[scoffs] Bummer.
380
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,583
I know.
381
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:57,586
- [phone ringing]
- Oh!
382
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,506
- [laughing] Oh, my God.
- What?
383
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,926
Shaboozey is FaceTiming me.
He's obsessed.
384
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,095
Oh, I thought you were dating
that bar owner guy.
385
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,515
- Oh, Igor?
- [coughing]
386
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,517
I am.
387
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,935
Yeah, he's just like--
he's traveling a lot right now,
388
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,938
so he's really busy.
But that's great for me,
389
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,023
because it gives me time
to do my own shit, you know?
390
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,608
- Like work and stuff. Yeah.
- Yeah.
391
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,945
Um, do you like
your new manager?
392
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,280
Is it cool being with,
like, a big company?
393
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,365
Um...
394
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,327
- I don't know.
- [both chuckle]
395
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,621
Everyone's just
kinda named Travis.
396
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,790
They do their shit,
and I get paid.
397
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,834
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
398
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,880
Well, it feels like
you're in a really great place,
399
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,883
so it's probably for the best
that you didn't move here.
400
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:46,467
Yeah. I mean,
don't you think?
401
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:48,970
Sounds like you're in a really
good spot at Allison 1-800.
402
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,848
Alyssa180?
403
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,391
- Oh, Alyssa180.
- Yeah, Alyssa180.
404
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,310
- Stupid.
- Yeah, it's an
incredible opportunity,
405
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,022
and Alyssa is amazing.
406
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,815
She's technically my boss,
but, like,
407
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:02,817
we're basically best friends,
and we pretty much co-run it.
408
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,069
- Wow.
- Yeah.
409
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:07,488
- Happy for you.
- She's, like, so connected, too.
410
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,658
- She's really connected?
- Yeah.
411
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,076
Go drop her name.
412
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,703
Get us in,
if she's so connected.
413
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:16,331
Mm-hmm. I will.
414
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,750
Okay.
415
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,793
- [♪ muffled dance music playing]
- [people chattering]
416
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,924
Um, hi.
417
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:29,344
[chuckles] Um, I know
you guys are, like,
super slammed tonight.
418
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,097
Um, but I work
at Alyssa180.
419
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,475
We do a lot of events.
420
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:39,188
Um, okay, uh, real talk.
I have IBS. [chuckles]
421
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,607
So, if my friend and I
could just sneak in,
422
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,692
use the bathroom really quick,
we'll get out of your hair.
423
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,444
Stand back, she's super sick.
424
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:46,946
- [crowd murmuring]
- Oh, no, I'm not sick.
425
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,614
I just have IBS.
426
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,033
Um, a stomach thing.
427
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,201
It's just digestive.
428
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:56,080
I'll-- We'll-- I'll--
We'll just hang out.
429
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,290
We'll-- I'll circle back to you.
430
00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,875
[Tallulah]
You are literally saving us.
431
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,586
- [Maia sighs]
- Oh, my God, Maia.
432
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,588
This is Jason.
He's the owner.
433
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,049
- Oh, hi, it's nice to meet you.
- Yeah, he's literally
434
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,550
a living, breathing angel.
435
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:11,261
He's gonna let us
put drinks on his tab.
436
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,389
You're amazing.
And he's a Gemini...
437
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,556
- Oh, yay! A Gemini.
- ...by the way. Yeah.
438
00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:17,977
- Two Geminis.
- Can I-- Oh, I'm sorry.
439
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,770
- Can I smoke? Is that okay?
- Yeah, it's fine.
440
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,397
Oh, amazing. Yay!
441
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,316
- [♪ loud dance music playing]
- Come on, Maia.
442
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,318
- Birthday shot.
- What?
443
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,903
Tallulah, I can't hear you.
444
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,570
- Let's take a shot.
- I'm good.
445
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,073
- We just had that one at home.
- Oh, my God.
446
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,826
You look too good
to be so fucking boring.
447
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,452
Okay, we'll do one.
448
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,373
[snorting]
449
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:43,418
- [♪ electronic music playing]
- [whispering] Oh, fuck.
450
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,004
[tires screeching]
451
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:55,806
- Tallulah.
- Yeah.
452
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,308
- Forgot the door.
- [car horn honking]
453
00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,518
Oh, my God!
454
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,146
[driver] Fuck you, whores!
455
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,439
- Sorry.
- Maia.
456
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,359
- What? It's a driving city.
- Why would you apologize?
457
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,278
Drivers have the right
of way in LA.
458
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,782
- Good morning.
- [Alani] Hello. Good morning.
459
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,492
- [Charlie] Hi.
- Hi!
460
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:16,784
[squealing]
461
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,037
- Alani!
- [Alani] Oh, my God.
462
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,122
- You look so cute.
- Wait, shut the fuck up.
463
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,207
- You do, are you kidding?
- I missed you.
464
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,125
- Hi, Charlie. Hey. [chuckles]
- [chuckles] Hey, how are you?
465
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,627
It's so nice to meet you.
466
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,129
- I've heard a lot.
- Same.
467
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,714
- Sorry that we're so late.
- From many different people.
468
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,299
You're fine.
Did you guys have
so much fun last night?
469
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,634
You-- You look relaxed
and cozy.
470
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,304
Oof, what is that smell?
471
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:38,640
It's the salmon
from the Courage Bagels
472
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,142
that I got everyone.
473
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,643
- [Maia sighs]
- You know, I know you think
474
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,311
the New York bagels
are better, but actually...
475
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,313
- [Maia sighs]
- ...these, uh, beat Tompkins
476
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,024
or whatever the fuck
y'all are eating. [chuckles]
477
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,402
- I don't eat bagels.
- Oh, shit!
478
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,571
Um, I would have gotten you
something else.
479
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:55,074
But no, Maia loves them,
so yeah, we're--
480
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,742
- [Tallulah] She's...
- She-- She loves them,
right, Mai?
481
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,911
- Yeah, I'm just kind of
hungover today...
- Yeah, she--
482
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,370
- ...and, like, super bloated.
- Super bloated.
483
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,164
So, you're not gonna eat
the bagels?
484
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,916
Not-- I mean, not right now.
485
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,126
Okay. [sighs]
486
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,003
Okay, Tal, I love this bag.
487
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,422
- Thank you.
- It's so cute.
488
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:11,672
Balenciaga.
489
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:13,926
I need to break out
my mom's old one.
490
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,176
Oh. [chuckles]
Sorry.
491
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,677
I left it
in the Palisades house.
492
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,347
- [Charlie] Oh, babe,
I'm so sorry.
- Shit.
493
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,765
- Sorry, Alani.
- I love you.
494
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,725
I love you.
So, you guys
went out last night?
495
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,185
- Yeah.
- [Charlie chuckles]
496
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:27,022
I just thought today
was the big celebration.
497
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:31,068
Wow. [chuckles]
Everyone's so strict here.
498
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,694
- [chuckles]
- [Tallulah] Whoa! [laughing]
499
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:35,863
Okay, fun birthday plan
for today.
500
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,699
- [Tallulah and Alani] Yes.
- Um, we'll do, like, Erewhon,
501
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,411
Aralda, then like, nails,
face masks before dinner.
502
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,704
Wait, hold on.
Oh, my God.
503
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,248
How did your big meeting
with Alyssa go?
504
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,751
Um, it was great. Yeah.
505
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,962
- Okay!
- [Maia] I mean, there's,
like, there's budget stuff,
506
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,131
but basically, she said, like,
507
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,424
Alyssa180 doesn't run
without me.
508
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,426
- Wait, Maia, that is a big deal.
- [Charlie] She said that?
Oh, my God!
509
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,594
- Yeah.
- [Charlie] Bitch.
510
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,638
We can't just go
to a grocery store now.
511
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,598
- That's, like, that's huge.
- But Erewhon's not really
like a grocery store.
512
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,142
- Maia!
- It's like-- it's an experience.
513
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,560
- But, yeah.
- No, we need to celebrate.
514
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:06,937
- Let's go to the beach.
- [Maia] No, that's a lot.
515
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,147
- [Charlie] No, you--
- That's a lot.
516
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,481
It's LA, let's-- let's go.
517
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,065
No, babe, you don't
understand anything.
518
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,609
- [Maia] Yeah.
- We have to leave at like 8 a.m.
519
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,444
- to get there, it's like not--
- [Maia] Yeah, it's like an hour.
520
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,280
Mai, it's your birthday.
Let's go.
521
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,781
Well, you don't have a suit.
522
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,992
- So, shoot.
- Wait, what? No. Hold up.
523
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,952
- Can I borrow one?
- I have so many that
you could borrow. What?
524
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,495
- That's not an issue at all.
- Okay, so let's borrow
525
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,164
a bathing suit,
and we could go to the beach.
526
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:27,081
[Alani and Tallulah chattering]
527
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,417
- [whispering] I'm so fucking
pissed right now.
- [Charlie] What the fuck
528
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,794
is going on with her?
I mean, first of all,
529
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,462
she was insane
about the bagels.
530
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,256
- So crazy.
- Second of all, it's like,
what is this shit?
531
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:37,509
- I don't know.
- It's like a 40-fucking-500
fucking dollar bag.
532
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,845
It's like-- And sunglasses.
Like, she owes you money,
533
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,014
- if I remember
correctly, $1,200.
- You do.
534
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:43,432
Hasn't mentioned it once.
535
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:45,100
Of course.
Well, did you ask her?
536
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,476
No, obviously, I haven't.
537
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,520
You should bring it up now
in front of everyone.
538
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:51,272
Guys, it's so cute to see
you guys having fun again.
539
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,109
- Alani, we're not having fun.
- [Charlie] We're not having...
540
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,153
- This is a bad
experience so far.
- Okay, I know you're trying
541
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,447
to be, like, peacemaker,
and it's sweet,
542
00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,365
but, like,
I'm fucking pissed at her.
543
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,701
She's one of your karmic ties.
Like, do you realize that?
544
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,828
It's like my facialist
was telling me
545
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,707
that, like, my mom
in my past life
was my daughter.
546
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,292
So, our wombs are, like,
locked in this forever cycle,
547
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,003
and we always
find each other.
548
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,630
Even if we're mad,
we find each other.
549
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:17,674
- [Tallulah sighs]
- I mean-- I mean, come on.
550
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,967
Fuck, it's fabulous.
[sighs]
551
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,179
Okay, it's fine. Um...
552
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,348
- [Maia sighs]
- So, what time is dinner?
553
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:27,643
Um, it's at 7:00
for four people.
554
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:30,978
Okay.
Well, now it's five people,
555
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:33,023
and maybe we change it
to 8 p.m.,
556
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,609
in case we get stuck in traffic?
[chuckles]
557
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:40,030
- Is that a-- Is that a big deal?
- Yeah. No. It's fine.
558
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,490
- Fine.
- I'll change it. I'll change it.
559
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,200
No, we don't-- If--
If that's a problem,
560
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,992
- we don't have to change it.
- No, oh, my God, it's so easy.
561
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,536
- Obviously, I'll change it.
- I can make a call.
562
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:47,871
- No, I'll change it.
- [Tallulah] Okay.
563
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,498
- [Alani] Thank you.
- Oh, shoot. Oh, my God.
564
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:51,375
- [Tallulah] What?
- Alyssa just texted me.
565
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,586
- What did she say?
- Um, just like a work emergency.
566
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,004
Not like a bad emergency.
Like a good emergency.
567
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:58,673
And she knows
I can handle it.
568
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,385
So, um, I'm gonna
deal with this.
569
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,011
You guys have fun.
570
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,597
- I guess that's part of
getting a promotion, Mai.
- Guys.
571
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,515
- Yup.
- Promotion!
572
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:08,934
- Okay.
- I'm proud of you.
573
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,519
- [Alani] Love you.
- [smacking]
574
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,937
- Alright, bye.
- Okay, see you at dinner.
575
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,521
- [Alani] Love you guys.
- What, are you leaving, too?
576
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,023
I can't sit in traffic
for two hours.
577
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,900
- Have fun being tourists.
- Oh, my God.
578
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,693
- [Alani] We will.
- Does no one wanna have fun?
579
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,445
- Bye.
- [Alani] Forget it, forget it,
forget it, forget it.
580
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,239
- Forget it, forget it.
- What is wrong with them?
581
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,449
- We're gonna have fun.
We're gonna have fun.
- [Tallulah squealing]
582
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,285
[♪ "I Love L.A."
by Randy Newman playing]
583
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:28,745
♪ Rollin' down
the Imperial Highway ♪
584
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,873
♪ With a big nasty redhead
at my side ♪
585
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:35,419
♪ Santa Ana winds
blowing hot from the north ♪
586
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,337
♪ And we were born to ride ♪
587
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:43,384
♪ Roll down the window,
put down the top ♪
588
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,304
♪ Crank up
the Beach Boys, baby ♪
589
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,097
♪ Don't let the music stop ♪
590
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,473
♪ We gonna ride it till ♪
591
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:51,935
Hi! I'm-- I'm calling
to change a reservation.
592
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,438
Yep, would love to hold.
593
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:58,150
♪ From the South Bay
to the Valley ♪
594
00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:01,945
♪ From the West Side
to the East Side ♪
595
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:05,657
♪ Everybody's very happy ♪
596
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,327
♪ 'Cause the sun
is shining all the time ♪
597
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:10,287
♪ Looks like another
perfect day ♪
598
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:13,498
♪ I love LA ♪
599
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,085
♪ We love it! ♪
600
00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:20,672
- ♪ We love it! ♪
- [Alani] Are you fucking joking?
601
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,507
- Stop. Alani!
- Okay, dude.
602
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:24,885
- Are you kidding me?
- You have to get this. Ooh!
603
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:27,929
[mouth full]
I already emailed
Resy support.
604
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:30,140
- Please, do not send me
back to the front desk.
- [Dylan] Hey. Hey.
605
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,809
No. Neither.
606
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:34,770
- Neither?
- Neither.
607
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,855
The Bode shirt.
608
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,773
- The Bode shirt. The Bode shirt.
- The Bode shirt.
609
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:42,486
♪ Look at that mountain,
look at those trees ♪
610
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:46,281
♪ Look at that bum
over there, man,
he's down on his knees ♪
611
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:47,948
♪ Look at these women ♪
612
00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,950
♪ Ain't nothin' like 'em
nowhere ♪
613
00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:52,496
Hi. Hi.
Yes, I'm still here.
614
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:54,539
No, I promise we'll be done
in 45 minutes,
615
00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,249
and one of us
can sit on a bar stool.
616
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,794
Great, great.
617
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,464
♪ Sixth Street! ♪
618
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,007
♪ We love it,
we love it! ♪
619
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,551
- Sorry.
- Oh, oh! Sorry. Yeah, yeah.
620
00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:08,387
♪ We love LA ♪
621
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:17,020
♪ We love it! ♪
622
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:19,731
Hi, we have a reservation
under Maia Simsbury.
623
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,316
Oh, you're here
for the birthday party?
624
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,485
- Yes. Um, I'm Maia.
- [Dylan chuckles softly]
625
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:25,195
Great. You can follow me.
626
00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:28,281
Um, where are we going?
627
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:31,410
- To the birthday party.
- Okay.
628
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:34,079
[Maia]
She makes me feel insane.
629
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:35,914
- [Dylan] Yeah.
- She just sucks up
630
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:38,041
all the oxygen in the room
631
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,709
- and makes everything about her.
- Yeah.
632
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:42,002
Like, she fully hijacked my day.
633
00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:43,672
Uh, yeah, I know.
And baby, it's--
634
00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:45,757
It's because she's insecure.
635
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,050
- Really?
- Yes.
636
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,009
- You think so?
- Yeah, 100%.
637
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:51,221
I mean, you-- you have
a quiet confidence.
638
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,347
You know, you don't have
to go and-- and tell people
639
00:23:53,348 --> 00:23:55,182
about the moves
you're gonna make,
'cause you just make 'em.
640
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:57,561
You fly under the radar.
641
00:23:57,602 --> 00:24:00,021
- Do I?
- Yeah, you do.
642
00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:02,189
You 100% do.
And you know what?
643
00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:04,525
On top of that,
I can tell you that you,
644
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:08,696
you don't have
to post about it
because you just are it.
645
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:12,617
And to top it all off,
you do have
a pretty good boyfriend.
646
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:14,619
- I have an amazing boyfriend.
- Amazing boyfriend?
647
00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:15,954
- Yeah.
- Okay.
648
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,582
- With a perfect dick.
- I like that.
649
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:25,547
Oh, um, I-- I think our table's
actually at the dining room.
650
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:26,715
Um, I'm Maia.
651
00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:28,467
- You mentioned that.
- [knocking]
652
00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:30,177
- [door opens]
- [people cheering]
653
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,553
- [Tallulah squealing]
- [Charlie and Alani] Surprise!
654
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:34,473
Oh, my God!
655
00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:36,099
- Follow me in here.
- [Charlie] You look
like a whore!
656
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,226
- I'm obsessed, look at you!
- Oh, my God! Maia!
657
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:39,769
Wait, what is going on?
658
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:42,481
- How do we have a suite?
- Tallulah! She had a vision.
659
00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,149
No, she literally
hooked it the fuck up.
660
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:45,734
- I'm obsessed with her.
- [Tallulah] Stop.
661
00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:47,819
[Charlie] Maia, she's you when
you were addicted to poppers.
662
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,404
Wait! Maia, come look.
663
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,490
Maia. [squealing]
664
00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:52,741
Oh, my God.
665
00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:54,575
- [Tallulah] Look at the room!
- Yeah. Wow.
666
00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:55,785
- Here.
- Um, wait.
667
00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,245
Guys, what about dinner?
668
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,747
- Are we gonna still make dinner?
- Ew, no, no, no, no.
669
00:24:58,788 --> 00:24:59,956
The food here fucking sucks.
670
00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:01,166
- This is better.
- This is so much better.
671
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,584
Wait. You guys!
672
00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:04,919
- Look who I invited.
- [Charlie]
You're gonna hate this.
673
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,338
- It's your boss.
- [Tallulah squeals]
674
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:08,298
Why are Courtney
and Alyssa here?
675
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,300
Because you said Alyssa
was, like, your best friend.
676
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,344
- I listen to you.
- [chuckles]
677
00:25:12,385 --> 00:25:13,845
[Charlie] Okay, wait, wait!
678
00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:16,306
- [Maia] Oh, my God!
- [all] ♪ Happy birthday ♪
679
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,265
♪ To you ♪
680
00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:22,687
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
681
00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,606
♪ Happy birthday,
dear Maia ♪
682
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,607
Now, Tallulah had
to lie and say
683
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:29,152
that it was her birthday
'cause she's the famous one.
684
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:31,279
We just have to do,
like, one grid carousel
685
00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:33,448
saying "Happy birthday,
Tallulah," and then--
686
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,659
Like, really fast.
Wait, let's make
a wish together.
687
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:38,619
- Ready?
- No, I'm good.
688
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,789
You can wish,
since it's your birthday.
689
00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:41,957
[Tallulah] Maia!
690
00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:47,127
Classic drama.
691
00:25:47,128 --> 00:25:48,171
- Maia!
- Oh.
692
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,714
Um, I think I should maybe go.
693
00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:51,466
- No, my love. No, no, no, no.
- No. Do not go there.
694
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,051
- No?
- You're good here.
You're good here.
695
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:55,387
- Maia?
- [knocking]
696
00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:57,514
[Maia]
Do not come in, I'm shitting.
697
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,474
No, you're not.
698
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:01,184
I just wanna be alone
for a second.
699
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:03,978
What is going on with you?
700
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,606
I didn't get
the promotion, okay?
701
00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:09,568
Why would you
lie to me, then?
702
00:26:09,609 --> 00:26:11,570
You told me
that you got the promotion.
703
00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:15,991
[water running]
704
00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:18,326
You've been being a bitch to me,
like, the whole weekend.
705
00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:21,037
- [laughing] Oh, really?
- Yeah, you've been being
a fucking bitch, really.
706
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,707
I flew in for your birthday,
and I land...
707
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:25,875
- Oh, my God.
- ...and I see you blocked me?
708
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,668
- Tallulah.
- That is so weird.
709
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:30,505
You basically flew here
and you threw
yourself a party, so...
710
00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:31,840
- No, I--
- Yes!
711
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:33,717
I literally got this room
for you.
712
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,342
I don't want it, okay?
713
00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:37,387
It's like, you've been here
for two seconds
714
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,389
and everything
is just so easy for you.
715
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,515
It's like, oh, my God,
you breathe.
716
00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:43,351
Wow, we have a suite.
717
00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:46,186
Oh, all we have to do
is just post about Tallulah
718
00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:47,855
and pretend
it's her fucking birthday.
719
00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:50,358
- Oh, my God.
- LA is hard for a lot of people.
720
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,028
Like, I've been here,
it's really isolating,
721
00:26:53,069 --> 00:26:55,863
and it sucks, and you
have to drive everywhere.
722
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:59,451
And, like, having you here
reminds me...
723
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,912
how you're doing
so good without me,
724
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,372
and, like,
I'm a fucking flop.
725
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:07,207
Like, you're rich and famous
and you're killing it,
726
00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:09,043
and I'm an assistant.
727
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:11,880
- You think I'm rich?
- [chuckles] Yeah.
728
00:27:11,921 --> 00:27:13,715
I'm broke.
729
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:16,635
- No, you're not.
- I don't have any money.
730
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:19,929
- What about the Heaven campaign?
- That was a year ago.
731
00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:23,266
Okay, well,
isn't, like, Igor rich?
732
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,726
Yeah, he is.
But he dumped me.
733
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:27,561
- Really?
- Yeah.
734
00:27:27,562 --> 00:27:29,563
After I caught him
sending DMs
735
00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:31,733
to girls asking
for titty pictures.
736
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:33,485
- Ew! Are you serious?
- So gross.
737
00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:36,237
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry. Google "boobs."
738
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:39,239
- Google fucking "boobs."
That is exactly what I said.
- That's-- Oh, my God.
739
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,743
So, then I posted pictures
of him peeing sitting down
740
00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,745
- on Reddit, which is funny.
- [chuckles] Yeah.
741
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:47,999
And when I went back home,
he literally kicked me out.
742
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,583
- [scoffs]
- That is crazy.
743
00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:52,337
Now, I'm, like, living out
of my bag, basically.
744
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,298
It's a really good bag.
745
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,675
Thanks.
746
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:02,639
I really miss you, Mai.
747
00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:07,435
I do,
and it's been really hard
for me since you left.
748
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:10,480
Okay, well, I tried to get you
to move here, so...
749
00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:14,693
Well, what if I just,
like, stayed here
750
00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:17,529
and I didn't go back,
and we finally did our plan?
751
00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:20,781
[laughing] What do you mean?
752
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:23,451
Like, what if I just
don't go back to New York
753
00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:26,079
and I stay here,
and you finally manage me?
754
00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:29,374
Would you really want that?
755
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:30,959
[mocking]
"You would want that?"
756
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,001
Yeah, obviously.
757
00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:33,878
- Yeah?
- [mocking] "Yeah."
758
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,005
- Stop doing that!
- "Yeah."
759
00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:39,384
Oh, my God, fine.
I guess if you're gonna beg me.
760
00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:41,136
- I love you.
- Oh, my God.
761
00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:42,512
- I love you.
- Wait, are you excited?
762
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:45,140
- It's gonna be so fun.
- It's gonna be so much--
763
00:28:45,181 --> 00:28:47,684
- Oh, my God.
- And I'm sorry, I'm gonna--
We're gonna fucking kill it.
764
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,477
We're gonna
fucking kill it.
765
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:53,647
[both]
We're gonna fucking kill it!
766
00:28:53,648 --> 00:28:55,900
- What is going on?
- [♪ "Boys Wanna Be Her"
by Peaches playing]
767
00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:57,818
- [Alyssa] Oh, my God!
- Maia.
768
00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,987
- [people chattering]
- [Maia] Wow. [gasps]
769
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:01,906
- Why is that...
- [all cheering]
770
00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:03,199
Oh, my God!
771
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,659
[Tallulah] Oh, my God!
772
00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:06,369
[laughter and chatter]
773
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:07,996
Alyssa, you look amazing.
774
00:29:08,037 --> 00:29:09,831
[Alyssa] Take all my money.
Take it all!
775
00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:11,166
You look fabulous.
776
00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:13,667
- [screaming]
- What the fuck?
777
00:29:13,668 --> 00:29:15,837
Maia!
He asked who Maia was,
778
00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:19,173
and you were shitting,
so I took-- I took your place.
779
00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:21,926
Alyssa,
she's my manager now,
780
00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:23,887
so if you want me,
you have to promote her.
781
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,597
- [Charlie] Yes!
- Okay.
782
00:29:25,638 --> 00:29:27,098
Alright, we'll talk Monday.
783
00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:29,017
- [cheering]
- Okay.
784
00:29:29,058 --> 00:29:30,393
- [laughing]
- [Tallulah squealing]
785
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,936
Okay, it's Maia's turn.
786
00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:34,272
- [Tallulah] Maia, Go!
- ♪ The boys wanna be her ♪
787
00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:37,400
♪ The girls wanna be her,
the boys wanna be her ♪
788
00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:39,110
- Oh, my God!
- ♪ The girls wanna be her ♪
789
00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:40,528
♪ The boys wanna be her ♪
790
00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:42,864
Oh, shit!
That's my girlfriend.
791
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:44,449
Oh, careful!
792
00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:46,700
Maia, you look so hot.
793
00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:49,412
- Wow. Wow.
- Wait, Tallulah.
794
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,872
I don't want to do
this alone.
795
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,291
- No, you're fine.
- Come on!
796
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:55,876
- [Charlie] Tallulah! Tallulah!
- [Alani] Get in there,
get in there, get in there!
797
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:58,713
- [Maia] Get in here!
- Let her in. Come on in.
798
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:01,299
[laughter and chatter]
799
00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:02,801
Sir, where did you
learn these moves?
800
00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:04,427
Tallulah, I need to get
a picture of you.
801
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:07,721
- No, alone? Maia!
- Yes, I need a pic of you.
802
00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:10,141
- [Charlie] She's shy!
- I'm really shy.
803
00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:13,228
- Yeah, you're so shy.
- [Tallulah] Leave me alone.
804
00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:15,229
I'm really shy.
805
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:17,649
Maia, did you get it?
806
00:30:17,690 --> 00:30:19,776
♪ Listen up, voices scatter ♪
807
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:23,070
♪ The boys wanna be her,
the girls wanna be her ♪
808
00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:24,948
- ♪ Scatter ♪
- ♪ The boys wanna be her ♪
809
00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:26,616
- ♪ The girls wanna be her ♪
- ♪ Scatter ♪
810
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,828
♪ The boys wanna be her,
the girls wanna be her ♪
811
00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:31,746
- ♪ Scatter ♪
- ♪ The boys wanna be her ♪
812
00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:33,456
- ♪ The girls wanna be her ♪
- ♪ Scatter ♪
813
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:36,793
♪ The boys wanna be her,
the girls wanna be her ♪
814
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,670
- ♪ Scatter ♪
- ♪ The boys wanna be her ♪
815
00:30:38,711 --> 00:30:40,338
- ♪ The girls wanna be her ♪
- ♪ Scatter ♪
816
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:43,590
♪ The boys wanna be her,
the girls wanna be her ♪
817
00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:45,760
- ♪ Scatter ♪
- ♪ The boys wanna be her ♪
818
00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:48,513
♪ Scatter ♪
819
00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:51,808
- ♪ The boys, the girls ♪
- ♪ Scatter ♪
820
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,767
♪ The boys ♪
821
00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:55,353
- ♪ The girls ♪
- ♪ Scatter ♪
822
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,771
- ♪ The boys, the girls ♪
- ♪ Scatter ♪
823
00:30:57,772 --> 00:31:01,108
♪ The boys wanna be her,
the girls wanna be her ♪
824
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,777
♪ The boys wanna be her ♪
825
00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:04,612
♪ The girls wanna be her ♪
826
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:06,239
♪ The boys wanna be her ♪
827
00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:07,866
♪ The girls wanna be her ♪
828
00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:09,868
♪ The boys wanna be her ♪
829
00:31:09,909 --> 00:31:12,370
♪ I wanna be her ♪
830
00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:13,705
♪ So do you ♪
831
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:21,713
♪ Ooh ♪
832
00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:25,300
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
833
00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:31,848
[♪ song ends]
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