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Subtitled by: Sam Luo

In the moment when I say the number 3...

you will enter the state of deep relaxation.

All the stresses and worries of the day...

will fall away, and you will feel complete relaxed.

As you fall towards the states of tremendous well being.

Deeper and deeper...

One...

Deeper...

Two...

Deeper...

Three...

Good Morning, Melville.

Hey, here you go.

HOW TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE IN 10 DAYS

What did you want to be when you grow up?

- When you were a boy, I mean. - Rich?

- Well, I say this mission is accomplished. - What do you want?

What do I want was anybody want.

Happiness, love, world peace...

it is the 6 million dollar question, isn't it?

- You want 6 million dollars. - No.

But these things take time, it's all tight up...

Shut up.

Please, don't kill me.

I am not going to.

You gonna disappear.

You change your name, you take nothing with you...

you tell no one and you'll never, this important bit...

you never, ever come back.

- I heard Brazil is nice. - Very nice.

If you offend any of these conditions...

- I will find you. - Thank you.

Don't thank me, just do it.

No, really, thank you I haven't clear for a week.

What are you doing here? Bjorn, This is my job.

Your ass is mine now, Milo.

When management hears about this I have your head on the plate.

What make your mind? If my head is my ass you want.

A bit of both.

Why not do now then?

I don't want people accusing me acting unprofessionally.

I wait for the paperworks.

When I have this, no one was able to say, not even Leo.

I was waiting for this since I was in Amsterdam.

Hi, my name is Milo...

I am 33.

Hi, my name is Milo...

I am 33

I like... go into restaurants..

I like into cinema... I like clapping

reading, writing, Shit.

My name is Milo... I am a professional hitman.

And I have been it too long.

What I am looking for?

Someone to... someone to share of things, with.

A life without secrets A new beginning I suppose.

If it's possible.

I have no idea, what I am looking for.

I know when I find it.

Hello.

I don't think I can go through with this.

What are you doing Leo, with my...

Have you seen what happens to people when they retired?

Leo, we've been through this

I don't see this end, I see this new begin.

Life step has to taking.

What have you been doing for last 20 years.

I was... quiet when we met.

Did you say that you're sitting what I am now?

And where is that?

I am in my future.

I am in the Autumn Sun Retirement Village.

With Stanley.

Anyway...

You are in deep trouble, Milo

I feel the same.

Are you having a nervous breakdown?

Leo... can we... talking about it some other time?

It's not... it's not really convenient right now.

You have to acknowledge you have a problem before you can fix it, Milo.

In the mean time, get out of town...

use the biscuit tin.

Go to my place in the country...

Melville!

And there went out another horse...

and the power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth

and they should kill one and another.

And I heard the voice in the mid of 4 beasts says...

a measure of a wheat for a penny 3 measures of the barley for a penny

and see that hurt not the oil and the wine.

And I looked and behold the pale horse...

and him who sat on him was death...

and hell followed with him.

You got that?

How are you feeling?

Come on Lucky, off the bed.

- Who are you? - I am gonna ask you the same question.

- Where am I. - In my house.

- How did I get here. - My car.

Can I get my arm now?

A ship's been exploded, did they normally do that?

The question is what were you doing up there?

- Why is that question? - Ship don't do themselves up.

You think I did that? I got better things to do with my time.

- Is that right? - Yes.

Yes, it is.

Where do you think you're going?

Thank you for your assistant I don't want take any more of your time.

You are not going anywhere

I am sorry.

Not until I know for sure it wasn't you.

- You're serious? - Deadly.

Just look me in the eyes saying it wasn't you then you free to go.

Did you always guest like this?

Not guest, you are suspect.

Go on, how hard it can be to look someone in the eyes and tell the truth.

It wasn't me.

That wasn't too hard, was it?

- You can go now. - Thank you.

- I give you a lift you like. - That won't be necessary.

I know, come on.

It's Glock 17.

It made almost entirely of plastic.

Making it's...

Un... de... tec... table by metal detectors

for this reason alone, it is the hand gun of choice for professional assassin.

For professional assassins.

Thanks again.

Take this, pain killers.

It's for dogs, so if you get nervous, call Craig Anposton, where aware of.

Welcome to Gwynfyd.

What I am looking for?

Someone to share things, with.

Oh... Milo.

Hello, nice hat.

Boy, she's a beauty isn't she.

- Will you on the mot? - Alright...

Give long shanks so I can kick it.

Start with what you learnt from Edmond Society.

- Long shanks. - Edwards the 1st, King of England, 1272 to 1307.

I can see you are not historical gentlemen. I am afraid not.

It's you, isn't it?

What's me?

I thought so

I think, I think you might made some sort of mistake.

Oh, no, no, not at all, not at all we've being expecting you.

- Yeah? - Yes, I know it.

- You're the baker. - The baker?

The baker... Yes of course I...

I know, I tell you what, I know at the moment you walked through that door there.

There's all the fresh bread about you.

You know, pies, cakes, wondful

I often thought myself, there's no noble craft than baking bread.

Well, after all, will it be... load the humble loaf.

Of course.

Bryn Morgan.

Bring you legitimate liquids.

- Milo. - Milo...

Never trust the one just give you full name?

- Milo Shakespeare. - Shakespeare.

"The smell of blood still."

"All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand."

Oh, Macbeth.

- Any relation? - To Macbeth?

- Shakespeare. - Not that I know of.

It was pity, great mind, wonderful writer.

As they say Never trust baldness

Rhys... get your ass up here now.

This is Milo, Milo Shakespeare No relation

Rhys Edwards, I own a "chop chip" "ship shop""shop chip""ship shi".

What do you call it.

"Cod Almighty"

I own "Cod Almighty".

Freshest fish in the valley... or fish cakes

or any fish... related... products, really.

What a pleasure to meet you, Rhys.

Nothing better than the smell of fish fish is that brilliant

except the smell of fresh bread of course.

- What I can do for you, Milo. - I was just looking for a telephone.

I can't stay here forever they think I am the baker, Leo.

Why don't you tell me there's bakery here for Chris sake

I would thought it's obvious from the photo.

What photo.

With the rest of information.

- There was no photo, Leo. - That's strange.

Does it matter if there is a bakery?

Eh.. it just might.

What's the name of the plastic surgeon?

The one did Victor after Sao Paulo fiasco?

Forget the plastic surgery, Milo I am working on it.

As we speak in fact.

But it could take some time.

- Just sit tight. - Hello..

Hello.

Thanks for the drink, Henry.

Be lucky.

Cod Almighty.

- He is not the baker. - Who's not the baker?

The baker!

The baker is not a baker.

It's a cover

- I see. - I don't know why he is here yet.

I'm guessing it's a big job.

Could be a sleeper.

Yes, someone who goes in months, years before the job.

Establish themselves in the community.

Thereby, you know, avoid suspicious when the day comes.

- What day is that? - For the hit.

The hit?

He is a hitman.

- You're fired. - Eh?

I cannot take a dangerous, delusional employee to serve my customer.

You put them on fish.

Take my advice, stay off the drugs.

This you your answer to everything.

He is a hitman, I am telling you.

The bakery is a front.

Well, my commander will be very interested in this.

- Your commander? - Mum hum.

Of the alien mother ship I came from, see.

This shop is just a front.

And I am really an alien, come here...

to study the brain activity of imbeciles.

That's why I employed you, Eggs.

I can prove it. Guest what I get in my trousers?

Oh, God, Eggs, don't, please...

Bloody hell.

- Is it what I am thinking is? - Yes.

Is it.. is it real?

Eggs, give it to me.

Smells good

one of my patients.

You win some and you lose some.

- So you work here too? - Just on the evenings.

Life on the fast lane, lady.

Life is hard.

Great.

Yes, it is great Which lane you are driving?

Well... slow lane, mostly.

Sometimes on a crazy lane, I wonder...

it is middle lane.

So, Milo... What are you running away from.

What do you mean?

You don't know place like Gwynfyd, unless you running from something.

Well, I want to change.

- From what? - From what I was doing.

- What is that? - That's baking of course.

But you still a baker.

Yeah, but I am in a different place now.

Do you have to stop ask questions?

Once they were answered Does that bother you?

So, why are you here Are you running from something?

What make you think I'm not from here?

- Are you? - No.

So.

- Have you always been a baker? - Not always.

Is it true that the vet just don't like people

is that why you came here to be with animals?

I have quite a few animals when I lived in the city.

Why do you choose Gwynfyd?

I heard there was shortage of bake goods.

- Is that right? - That's right.

So, when can I first taste the fresh bread?

Oh, you know, soon.

Don't leave it too long when people start to talk.

- About what? - About a baker doesn't bake.

- Will you be bake donuts? - Donuts?

There's jam in the middle.

There's nothing better than biting jamful donut

when the jam squirt all over your chin.

Don't you think?

- How is your head? - I will live.

Good to hear it.

Enjoy your meal.

Do some baking, are you?

Woo, I think it passed to you, doesn't it?

Shop some spoon, they often are useful.

Spoons, can be very useful.

But this time, the female often set...

such extend, that the weak male can be fatally crushed

[How to make Fertilizer bomb]

What can I get you?

Oh... that's priceless.

It's look good with others.

You, go too far...

Oh.. I go all the way, boy.

You ask your wife

if you know where she is

I will see you in the grave, Robert Richards.

I will see you there first, Allen Thomas.

It's Glock 17. 9 mm.

A favorite with hitman.

It was made almost entirely out of plastic.

It can be dismantled

for transportation through airports...

although the air was high security.

- This must go no further, Bryn. - No, no, of course not.

What's the baker doing with the gun?

He is not a baker.

- Rhys. - Yes, dear.

I want a word with you.

- Well, I am a bit busy... - Now!

Of course.

I will be right back.

Maybe, he's just here on holiday.

While he is opening a bakery?

Is he on a baking holiday?

Yeah, god, whoever did a baking holiday?

Luckily, he is just a baker with weapon enthusiast.

Well, you'll never know.

We think, he is a sleeper.

Are you gone completely mad?

I am but mad north-north-west

when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw...

- What bloody are you talking about? - Hamlet

- I am talking about Shakespeare. - That's real then...

- What. - Shakespeare.

- That's it... - For god's sake, I'm talking about the baker.

- Yes, yes, the baker. - There must be secret

I know, I know, there's nothing I can talk

in another way gets around this place?

I was only gone for 10 minutes.

It's enough.

Do you think he is a sleeper, Rhys?

He is here to establish a cover

until the big day comes.

When he has to... assassinate someone.

Assassinate.

Well, who precisely around here qualify for that term?

Could be anyone of us.

Who knows who is paying for his kills.

Sounds, not to ask for whom the bell tolls.

- It tolls for the end. - For me? What did I do?

No, no.. not you specifically it's not... I mean more generally...

you know...

The presidential election is coming up.

I don't think the president of local...

golf club becomes a potential target, Simon.

It is the oldest cover in the book

like mafia guys own pizza restaurants.

Except when someone comes in...

and order a meat feast he's not asking for the pizza

if you know what I mean.

It's so hot. You go to the bakery...

ask for chocolate span, before we know it...

your neighbor's pushing up daisies.

Or... wife.

Or.. Todd.

Oh.. anyone at all

the baker...

is his code name probably it's brilliant!

What is he doing here.

Whatever the reason...

professional assassin in our midst.

The baker.

- You work in the "chip shop" - Afternoons.

Two jobs? Not many people could handle that

I can.

And a secret identity if I have to.

Checking on the competition?

Something like that.

Nothing to worry about, they are terrible.

So, what people do here in evenings.

When they're sitting on the hot-chot, you know, for fun.

Ahh.. for fun! You know, the usual?

The usual?

You know, playing scrabble...

Dining, soccers, appetizing the video collection.

The usual.

Occasionally on dates.

Great, with the other... village people?

He wants to know if she's gonna date to him

but he doesn't know how to ask.

She isn't sure if that is such a good idea.

I mean, you know... Whatever.

How about sometime this week Could that suitable to do think?

I suppose so.

Great, check you diary and get back to him.

He can't wait

5.35 pounds, please.

Thanks.

- Guess I'll let you know. - Great.

Who says the romance was dead?

Good morning, How can I help you?

Bread, Certainly.

White, brown, grand grain?

A donut? Of course.

Anything else I can help you with?

God, what are you thinking of?

- Hey, do you have the chip shipped? - Yes, I'm about to.

I wonder how much he charges.

Whom do you want him.

Hypothetically is what I meant.

A samurai never sell them cheaply.

Samurai?

Yeah, samurai, assassin, hitman

problem solver, cleaner...

- terminator, liquidator, mutilator... - You don't get the picture.

Annihilator.

Exterminator.

Think of any work to do yet?

Or you just going to stare at your glass board like a gold fish?

Bring them some fish for you tea

I haven't got times to go to shop today.

Yes, dear.

Fine you... some job is probably cheaper than others.

I hope he does apple tart.

An apple tart might be just the thing to stoke my Evan's fire.

Take bloody blow torch to spart anything in my Dylan.

Uhh... His buns certainly look nice.

Assistant wanted.

Assistant wanted.

I am your man.

You better come in.

Excuse me dear, I just have to...

go out for a minute.

Hello, is anybody there.

Ahh... Mr. Rhys.

Please, please I huh...

- I want to talk to you with something. - Yes?

Is it good moment?

Well, actually...

It is rather a... delegate mater.

It's my wife, She's..

How can I put this.

She squeezes life out of me.

Right, I have to...

It's just sometimes, I huh..

You know I want to do the same to her but I can't...

do it.

The thing is I am weak.

I don't mean physically, though it might be a problem.

It's a mental thing.

I thought you might be able to...

do something for me.

You know.

Bake her a cake.

- Bake her a cake? - Heh.

You want be bake your wife a cake?

What kind of cake?

Chocolate?

Of course I can bake her a cake.

Really?

Cake is what I do.

So it's true.

You are the "baker".

Yes, I am.

Is there a... small amount of payment?

No, no, consider this as a sample of my work.

An introductive effort if you like.

Oh, thank you. I can't tell you how much it means to me.

You save me from...

thank you, thank you.

Maybe we just have to look out for each other.

Oh, you're right.

So, right.

Please, no, no.

Rhys!

You see my magazine?

Have you be smoking?

You are Stanger everyday.

You really are poor excuse for the man, aren't you.

Not a day goes past that I don't wish to listened to my sister.

I'll be off, dear.

Have a nice day.

So, hum... Eggs.

It's an unusual name.

Is it you're found in a chicken farm or...

No.. because it's wank.

When can I get start some real work

the longest journey begins from first step.

Right.

The path to enlightment...

is lit with their bodies.

What?

Wax on... Wax off.

My love

gone forever.

- I am so sorry. - Thank you.

I will offer a song that will forever remind us of Martha.

A song that was a personal favorite of hers.

A song that she would play over and over and over on our juke-box.

Looking good, boss?

You don't think the tie is to formal or...

Tire is a symbol of potency.

I think I am ready.

Have you got date then?

A date with destiny.

I am sure you're not go dead.

- Aim. - Aim?

It's Bob Richard, right?

Oh.. great!

I am really happy for you.

- Well, wish me luck then. - You don't need luck, you are the man.

Can I help you?

I'd like a pickled egg.

Ah, very good choice.

Finest pickled egg in the valley.

If I say so myself.

I am looking for someone.

And I believe he might have come this way.

- If you can help me. - I can certainly try.

What is the gloves for?

Is it a tie in your pocket just please to see me?

It's a tie, but I'm pleased to see you.

Come in.

Wow, what are they.

Donuts.

Of course, they are, how silly am I. Now that you say, it's obvious.

Well.

- Really? - Really.

It's really...

different.

Rhiannon.

There is something I need to tell you.

What is it?

I am not a baker.

I mean, I just start baking very recently.

Really.

I feel like I've be doing for my whole life.

Well, at least, I should have been...

all these.. yes.

When I bake, I am free.

Being free is important

you've got... a little bit of jam on your...

Where?

Just, en...

Where is it, if I got them?

No, it's, it's more...

What's the problem, do you like it.

No, I like it I love it

Rhiannon, please.

- What is that? - Not what, who.

Eggs, what are you doing here?

I only did it, I only bloody did it.

One of you know,

Did what, Eggs?

Who saw you make so much mass.

Eggs, what are you talking about?

You're talking to me?

I can't see anyone else around here

I'd better get him back.

It is my responsible.

Eggs...

Come on, come on.

I think he should be alright there.

- I think so. - Thank you for your help

I'd better get going.

Oh Milo, what have you done.

What have you done.

Feel embarrassed now, Milo?

Eggs... Eggs...

You are drunk, go back to your caravan.

Go back to caravan? There's no going back anywhere for Eggs.

Forward me onto the next victim.

What do you mean about "Next Victim"?

- What? - I think I killed Bob.

I killed Bob, I killed Bob I killed Bob.

Tell me what happened.

Well, he was in the kitchen.

Cocking or something.

I went down to rare window the on in the garden...

so no one could see me, right?

Like a ninja.

I just pull out the gun and shot him?

Shot him? Why?

I had a date with destiny.

What do you have quarrel with him, Love is painful.

Eh?

Did he try to make you do things you don't want to do?

It's alright, you can tell me.

What?

Come on, Eggs, why did you shoot Bob in his garden?

I know, I know

I should got inside to do it..

I lost my gut, OK?

I couldn't do it face to face.

Not professional like you.

What did you say?

I just want to get out of this village.

Live a exiting life... Kill important people.

Be a himan, like you.

It was horrible.

His chest just into explode.

Eggs, I am a baker.

You are THE BAKER.

Here... you'd better have this back.

Eggs, why did you kill Bob?

He was first in the list.

What list?

This list.

I just wanted to be like you.

Who else knows?

- Everyone. - I see.

Well, except a few

Rhiannon doesn't know obviously Actually she'd have...

That's alright, thanks Eggs.

- And the list? - Clients.

- Do you want cake? - No.

- Bread? - No.

Is there anybody in this village who doesn't want someone dead.

Possibly Mr. Pritchard.

You didn't know?

Well... let's say it then.

Oh, no...

Rhiannon, please...

- What do you want? - I want to talk to you

I've nothing to say with you

I can explain.

You can explain? Come on then.

Everyone... has got few skeleton in their closet.

That suppose to be a figure of speech.

You lied to me, what else you want to say?

I didn't lie to you I just didn't tell you everything.

I treat the fact of you used to be a professional assassin...

is more than a detail in your past, wouldn't you?

What have I got wrong?

Just talk to me now, Milo And telling the truth.

That's what I asked, It's not too hard, is it?

- Have I got wrong? - No.

I really thought you are different.

Rhiannon, give me a chance.

A man can change, I am not the person anymore

I am a baker now.

You know what? I don't want to hear it.

Goodbye, Milo.

Have a nice life.

Actually, I don't even care what kind of life have to...

have with someone else

I was very happy on a hard shoulder

Rhiannon, please. I can't justify what I did, or...

what I used to be.

All I know is what the future could be...

and it... could be great.

No, it could have been great, Milo.

It could be.

Don't leave here.

- I don't expect you understand this. - I do!

Time for the gunman to ride into the sunset.

All alone, no one to worry about you.

No ties to any community

no one to morn you when you finally meet your match.

Take me with you

I know I am not capable for the killing part...

but you about to need assistants.

Someone to book your jobs.

Take your shirt to dry cleaners.

Wipe, clean the crime scene.

It's attempting offer.

But I have to pass.

A blond man with rubber glove, he...

he did things, it was horrible.

But that was not the worst part.

What can be worst than...

I know, the worst...

Gentlemen and lady

Bob?

Bob... You are alive?

He is alive, you're...

Gorgeous, I know. Don't widget yourself...

Come on, I am saying the worst part is...

- But how? - Must someone have it, Eggs.

Last night...

Please, it's important.

Get off

Bob, what happened?

Happened last night?

Bloody puree was everywhere.

What the hell do you...

Quiet!

He's got Rhiannon.

- Where is he? - At the castle.

It's you he wants.

Then it's me he'll get.

Why does he want him? He is a baker.

No, he is THE baker.

You know what?

He is right, I am just a baker.

And I did really think you were ordering cakes.

I just want to start again.

I though this is big place to do it.

I thought you were good people.

Please don't go around blow people's wife.

Why do you think I've something to do with Martha's death?

- I, I, I... - What do you play?

Whatever happened, I had nothing to do with it.

Didn't you?

You know...

There's list of orders...

for cakes.

The details percisely who want what kind of cake...

and for whom.

Everyone deserve second chance.

Milo.

What happened to you all?

How do you get like this?

If it was anyone out there. Milo will do something about it.

You know why?

Because he is our friend.

Eggs is right, Milo is our friend.

He's one of us.

If we can't tell put up of our own...

what's hope of anyone of us?

I've learned something for our baker.

Apart from obvious not he get someone to killed

that's everybody deserves...

second chance.

Milo, he deserves second chance.

Come on.

What do you say.

Why do we...

Why do we do something together for once?

Why don't we show some Gwynfyd spirits.

We got kick some ass!

Let's go and rescure our baker!

Well, it's nearly the next.

Let her go, Bjorn!

Oh, the baker is here.

She's nothing to do with this.

But she is.

What you gonna do, boy.

Bake a cake?

I'm not coming back, Bjorn.

See, you can run out and tell the company.

Ah, yes, the company.

But they asked me to do something for you.

What was it... Errn...

Something about taking care of you.

That's thoughtful.

This isn't for the company, Milo.

This is for me.

What do you mean it is for you?

Do you know long I waited for you on that bridge in Amsterdam

in the pouring rain.

Watching the boats pass through the channels.

Hours.

I thought that I finally find something good.

Something real.

I find this crazy worls makes some kind of sense.

It just I thought was.

Dark, cruel...

Absurd.

Bjorn, we've been through this

I think you're a interesting guy with alot of really fine instincts...

but what you want is not possible for so many reasons.

I was in Amsterdam, but not really sure..

Forget it.

It's all under the bridge now.

Under that lonely, lonely bridge.

She means nothing to me.

I was just had fun.

Oh, lucky girl

Oscar Wilde once said "We always kill ones we loved..."

that's right... "by so many things".

Wait.

Let's do this properly.

Milo.. you never sees to amaze me...

this time, I feel you've, but more than enough you can chew.

I want to make this painless and fair...

Oscar Wilde once said "We alway play fairly..."

"when you holding the winning cards."

Milo!

I will miss you, Milo.

He's got a gun.

Release the baker.

Very boring, Milo.

Tell you little friends just stay out of this.

It's nothing to do with them.

Yes, it has.

He's our baker.

You take him out, you take us all out.

I just want to live a normal life, Bjorn.

Doing... something I love.

Possibly with someone I love.

Is it too many to ask?

I don't think so.

I don't think you think so either.

You call this normal.

It's closest to normal life I can get.

You love her.

Maybe she loves you you might be happy together.

Well, again...

there's chance that she break your heart.

And you'll feel what I felt

and that will be worse that death.

You know what?

I want you take that chance.

What's the hold-up? Everyone is waiting.

You're getting there.

Come on.

I will be right there.

You've been busy?

Leo, what are you doing here?

I might ask you the same question.

Make yourself quieter, how would I know.

I would say you should blend in but this goes bit far, don't you think?

How's your retirement?

Retirment is never going to do with me, Milo.

I need some work to make my hands dirty.

So you instigated to take of a bit.

Hostile, of course.

And I'm pleased to say, it was completely successful.

New management team, with me on the top.

- You can come back. - Thanks.

But, no thanks.

It's entirely safe.

Any employee loyal to the old management have been removed.

So, there is no reason for you to stay here any longer, isn't it?

Actually there is, Leo.

They need a baker.

What are you trying to tell me.

You're going to be a baker?

I'm saying that I already am a baker, Leo.

So, unless it's a baker that the company needs...

I don't think I'll be of any use to you.

Milo, please tell me you're joking.

Milo!

I suppose this is the punchline

I've seen many good men go like this.

Very disastrous.

And this?

Well, I'll give a fair price.

You are serious.

Milo.

Hey, sorry, I just...

- Are you alright? - Yeah, fine.

Fine, I was just getting some...

You know, when I remember the...

Nervous.

- Is that so? - Not at all.

Good

Rhiannon...

This is...

This is what?

This is happiest day in my life.

I can't hold them much longer.

I now anounce... what do you call it?

Shakespeare's Cake Officially... open.

Subtitled by: Sam Luo