Original subtitles

♪♪

( triumphant fanfare )

( clank, ding )

Roger Roger!

C-3PO:

General, I am grateful

of the disassembly line,

you're making

I already was

and it was simply ridiculous--

Perhaps you'd like

No, I'll-- I'll wait

Stay here and watch them

Yes. Stay here and watch them

No, until I get back.

Until you or anybody else--

No! Just me!

Ah! Stay here!

( beeping )

What's that, R2,

( beeping )

You want me to distract

by blabbing on

Oh, it is the role

You masked tormentors

We may look like

but I'll have you know

the second Death Star.

You? We blew it up!

Which you could not

had we not disabled

( howls )

Pipe down!

Nobody cares

Oh, very well, then.

It appears that

the real story.

Wait, there's a real story?

Oh, it's really

No, tell us.

Oh, well, if you insist.

Gather 'round now.

Don't look at R2.

Here is the stirring tale

The Rebellion was

The Empire was building

and Han Solo had been

and hung on the wall

But we had a plan

( guards snoring )

Han, are you in there?

It's Leia. We've come

( muffled reply )

Ooh!

I'm free!

Your eyesight will return

Oh, Leia, thank you.

Yeah, you're droolier

( roars )

But you still have that

Oh!

Halt!

Release them at once!

Jabba, I'm gonna ask you nicely

Do as I say

( all laughing )

Chewie, I can't see.

Are they laughing at Luke

They were definitely

( roars )

( laughing )

( speaking native language )

Jabba says to toss you

Yeah, we figured

Han, there's nothing

We've got friends

They all came together?

Well, it pays

R2, now!

Uh-oh.

( speaking native language )

( belches )

Oh, no!

( laughing )

Aah!

( laughing )

Aaaa...

This is nothing.

Now to plan my escape.

I'm too handsome to die!

Hang on, buddy.

I got you.

And we've got you.

Thanks, but who are you?

Oh, the story

Hyah!

Aah!

We have to help Luke.

( beeping )

C-3PO:

( Luke groaning )

Aah!

Aah!

( explosions )

No giant monster mouth

Unh!

See you at the

I have to visit Yoda first,

How are you feeling?

Great. My eyesight is back

Whoa...

Okay, more like 30%.

( R2 beeping )

LUKE: Yoda,

Is Darth Vader my father?

Your father?

Who told you that?

Darth Vader.

( frustrated groan )

Spill the beans

Yes, your father he is.

And confront him now

or all we have

will be for nothing.

No pressure.

I don't know

Not alone you will be.

You have a sister.

A sister?

Yes.

Wise in the Force

No, she's the only girl

Not many women in our

Fix that next time

This mission may be

to defeat the Empire.

We will attack the Death Star

from the attack

totally different

Totally different.

Got that?

ALL: Yes, yes.

Now, we found a tiny flaw

one-in-a-million shot

could make the whole thing

Way to go!

General Solo

will go to Endor in this

and take out the Death Star's

And Lando will lead

in the Millennium Falcon.

On second thought,

Han, we need you

And I'll take

It used to belong

Aw, but it's mine now.

All my stuff is in it!

Oh, brother,

Let me show you a picture

Oh-ho, she's a real--

Nobody cares about

I care.

( fussing, panicked shouts )

This should be easy.

Get in, destroy

get out.

( gasps )

It'll but all of us

Oh, man!

Stop worrying.

Oh, man, oh, man.

(gasps)

We have to warn

To the bikes!

I told you

After them!

( engine sputtering )

Oh... I'm running

And I've got squished bugs

Help is on the way.

Let's get

What? Why should you guys get

Whoooa...

I feel like the meat

( laughing )

Uh-oh.

Aah...

See, kid? I told you

You're right. I need to

( creatures speaking

Once again,

No, not a black one.

They both look the same

Master, I detect

Yes, he and his friends

hoping to blow up

But have no fear.

He will come to you.

He will come to me?

He hopes to save you

just as I planned.

I planned everything.

I even planned

- No you did--

See? All planned.

That's so incredibly a--

Amazing!

I was going to say annoying.

But amazing works too.

ADMIRAL ACKBAR:

is your assault fleet ready

to take off toward

Almost, Admiral.

One last final touch.

May the funk

( funk music playing )

Ewokese is one is one of

in which I am fluent,

so I can tell you that

think that I am a god.

I should add they plan

( Chewie groans )

Yeah we figured

It's gonna be okay.

LUKE: 3PO, tell them

you will become angry

and use your magic.

Magic?

You can now.

( frightened cries )

Whoo!

Oh...

Ah...

( howling )

I won't reveal

because I don't know.

( cheering )

Thank you, thank you.

You did it, Luke.

Uh, Luke?

Where are you going?

You'll have to destroy

Vader is here, and

He's my father.

What? No way.

That's the worst thing I could

He's your father too.

Ugh!

3PO:

He turned himself in,

just as the emperor

Ooh, I love being right

Luke Skywalker.

Today we'll see the end of your

and your ridiculous plan

You knew we were coming?

Righty-O!

I'm afraid the deflector shield

will be quite

when your friends arrive.

Wow, do you have to be

Did I hurt your feelings?

You certainly did.

Ha!

( laughing )

Okay, let's get

R2, do your stuff.

R2!

The door was booby trapped.

They knew we were coming!

So it would seem

LANDO:

The shield is still up.

The situation looked

What happened then?

Send in the next droid.

Send-- Send in--

Oh...

Send in the next droid.

Hold that thought.

Let's go, old timer.

Oh...

( R2 beeping)

R2, you freed yourself.

Oh, you are a hero.

Now, cut us loose and--

The traitor!

He has abandoned us!

Maybe he has a plan.

A plan to leave us here

Why did I ever

to save that selfish droid?

Okay, tell us the rest

R2-D2 betrayed everyone

The end.

I'll tell the rest.

And it's got a heck

Just as things looked

we were saved by your boss,

Get outta here!

You better believe it.

We were in big trouble.

LANDO: Fire at the big

It's our only hope.

I'm hit!

But I got hit first.

Y-WING PILOT:

( Emperor and Vader laughing )

No! Stop it!

Can't you see this is

Uh, that's the general idea.

Yes. Unleash your anger.

That's how I'll turn you

You'll never make me

to go to the Dark Side.

Oh, you asked for it.

You're a poopy-pants

Huh?

No.

You'll never be as cool

Oh, that tears it!

You Rebel scum

defeat the empire, eh?

You'll never match

and intelligence

who will always be

Aaaaahh...

R2, you came back

( bugle call )

( shouting indistinctly

Teddy bears!

Yes. yes!

Ow! My nose!

Sorry.

No, no, my fault.

Too close to the action.

I feel a great disturbance

As if my easy chair

Concentrate on getting

I can't open it.

Great work,

(coughs)

I don't know what

( howls )

Thank you...

Whoa.

EMPEROR:

Now finish him!

Excuse me.

Come on,

It's the same thing

Fair enough.

Finish him, Luke.

Then your journey

will be complete.

No, I won't do it.

I'm a Jedi, like

You failed.

Oh, well,

Kidding!

You ready?

Let's do this thing.

( beeping )

HAN:

Attack now!

All right, old buddy.

( violent bang )

But be careful

We're trying to destroy

I just waxed it is all.

( laughing )

Aah! Aah! Ooh!

Help... Father!

This is really messing

No. No!

Oh, good, Vader.

That's it, carry me

Where are you going?

This was not part

Oh...

Oh...

You saved me.

You did have good

You were right about me.

Luke, help me

Just once, let me

with my own eyes.

( pop )

Oh, my bad.

It's a little tricky.

I think that's

( cheering )

We are the bosses

That was the end

The prophecy was right.

Anakin Skywalker did restore

( cheering)

That's amazing.

Ahem!

We don't give Rebels

You, goldenrod,

time to join my

You and, uh--

Where's your troublesome

Isn't that the question

That cowardly turncoat

( violent bang )

That droid is crazy.

( beeping )

R2, I never doubted you

Fire at them!

I'll launch

( roaring )

( humming )

Hmm.

( continues humming )

Punch it, R2.

( power surge )

( maniacal laughter )

He's really quite good

construction thing,

It's over, Rebels.

To quote my idol,

I have you now!

Aah!

It's a last minute

Go get 'em, Daisy Mae!

( creaking )

3PO:

Oh, now I have to

and live with my parents!

( cheering )

( cheering )

Didn't we just do this?

R2, I'm glad you're safe,

but you have got

through so much trouble.

Quite honestly, mister,

( beeping )

A medal?

A genuine "medal ceremony"

Um, thank you

but you will forgive me

Gold really isn't

But I do know someone

most appropriate.

( beeping )

( roaring )

(all cheering )

( Star Wars theme playing )