Original subtitles

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My counterpart is in peril

and I must get

Can't you go faster?

But if you keep bothering me,

( chuckles )

You know R2D2?

He's a hero of the rebellion.

Hmm. Haven't seen her

No way! That's Hera,

You know her, too?

Artoo and I first

and her scruffy band of rebels

We took part in

Wow!

Um, you do of course have

I don't think so.

I am C-3PO,

And you should know

who played the most

in that early rebel mission.

Albeit, quite by accident.

Would you like to

I thought I would, yes.

C-3PO:

when we found ourselves

Halt, thieves!

( speaking alien dialect )

Master Amda Wabo says

and he wants you

ZEB: Oh, of course.

There must be some mistake.

We can let him have it.

( Artoo beeping )

C-3PO:

As far as I am aware,

to interpret the phrase

Oh! He let him have it!

Artoo, we are surrounded

I mean, just look

Ha ha!

C-3PO:

A Mandalorian who knows

A street rat of ridiculous

The fellow who seems to be

And a rather curious,

What do we do?!

Follow the junkbot?

Good thinking, Artoo.

from those ghastly hooligans

Who are you calling ghastly?

C-3PO:

And who are you

I use that word "hooligans"

in only the most

We can check

But for now, we gotta go!

Oh! Pardon me,

seems to be

It's a restraining bolt.

You stay here till we figure out

( all whispering )

( chattering )

R2D2, just remember,

it was your idea

Ow! He said it!

Easy, Chopper.

They might be

You see, Artoo?

They know just how valuable

They're with the Empire?!

Let's worry about

Then we'll deal with them.

I will handle this.

Mayday! Mayday!

( beeps )

MAN: Can I help?

C-3PO:

who may be potential enemies

Is that so?

I'll be right there.

Okay, let's get

I'm just glad they won't

The Empire!

Wow! It's like

Surrender, rebels.

Um, that's my cue to flee.

Bye now!

How did he find us here?

My saviors have arrived!

He called the Empire

( beeping )

Thank the maker!

You're here to save me

Aaah!

You didn't hear me

I guess they did.

( C-3PO screaming )

This is not my bravest day.

Chopper, we cannot

Chopper?

( C-3PO yelling )

Of course!

Great work, Goldie.

Are you calling me a rebel?

and you just struck

We're gonna majorly

They fled like cowards

and left the Emperor's

Uh-oh.

Thanks for returning my droids.

No trouble at all.

Don't listen to him.

That was nice of those folks

Something about you

Hero? I hardly

They were trying

And what's wrong

I'm going to keep an eye on

They are not mine.

Oh, dear!

Can I just once

Hey! There you are!

That's not

And thus began

in the service

Rarely has a day gone by

has not put

(sobs) How I miss him.

INTERCOM:

we are now arriving

C-3PO: At last.

Artoo! Artoo, are you here?

Oh, that's him!

isn't you.

Aahh! The Jawas

The cantina. I thought you

I do now.

to the new place

Come to Watto's Grotto!

Now 50% scummier

Yeah, yeah.

Attention, cowering droids.

Have any of you seen

Anyone?

we just don't want

Well, sometimes

is the right thing to do.

The evil Empire

if Artoo hadn't

Allow me to tell you

Artoo and I were

of Princess Leia,

the leader

She possessed stolen plans

for the Empire's new weapon,

But Darth Vader captured her

Ahem.

Hi there.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobe.

That sounded too desperate.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.

( lasers firing )

DARTH VADER:

We're good.

Artoo, you're still

( beeping )

My shoelace is untied?

I don't have shoelaces.

Or shoes,

C-3PO: Well, here's another

you've gotten us into.

( Artoo beeping )

What mission?

Okay, fine.

Go on on your own, then.

Actually, I do care.

Wait, hey, over here!

Oh, we're saved.

Huh?

Yeah!

Aah...

( beeping )

( screaming )

So humiliating.

Put up for sale by

I can just imagine

who will purchase us.

Luke, over here.

Coming,

( beeping )

Yes, I suppose some would

We'll take this one,

So it seems this is

( beeping )

He malfunctioned.

We'll take, uh,

Okay... that one.

Oops.

Darn. What about

That one looks

That one.

( speaking Jawa )

I guess we'll take

( beeping )

Very good.

and start them working

We are most happy to be

You will find us obedient

And we will never give you

Where did Artoo go?

( Artoo beeping )

Oh, man!

DARTH VADER: Princess Leia

the location

But with the power

I will be most

The Force. Ha!

Enough with that old

Your sad devotion to--

( choking )

Not afraid

Stop it! Go--

This is not funny.

I find your lack

for physical comedy

( crying out )

R2's gotta be here

Master Luke,

the dangers of searching

LUKE:

Uh-oh

Sorry, Old Ben.

Guys, this is

He's a crazy old--

Do pardon him.

about some mission.

Delivering a message

I am Obi-Wan Kenobi.

I changed my name

You didn't change

You didn't change

Huh?

Let's see that message

I need you to deliver

hidden in this R2 unit

on Alderaan immediately.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.

I must go to Alderaan

Luke, you must come along

the ways of the Jedi.

But it would mean

here on Tattooine.

Yippee!

That boy has too much

You two wait here

to find a pilot.

we shouldn't be long.

( laser fire )

Oh, he was right.

Guys this is Han Solo

They're gonna take us

A pleasure to make

Yeah, whatever.

( roars )

Probably caught him

Hey, I'm pretty good

Now do it

Let the Force guide you.

Okay.

( grunting )

I think I'm

You broke my "Galaxy's

Captain Solo,

but being that you are

I am sure that

that a tractor beam is

towards that large moon.

OBI-WAN:

It's a super-moon!

It's a floating

Yes, that was

It appears to be empty,

It's probably just

drifting through space

See it all the time.

Yes, probably so.

And yet, I feel a presence

Uh, since what, sir?

None of your business!

You, stay here.

The rest, go back

Princess Leia's here?

We have to rescue her.

If I may interject,

I'm with

HAN:

Leave that to me

Hey, troopers,

( groaning )

Now, I'll turn off

so we can escape.

You three find

And you have

Wait in this closet.

We're quite safe

( squeaking )

Oh, look, a mouse droid!

Oh, not cute!

( blast )

Hi, I'm Luke Skywalker,

Aren't you a little short

I'm the exact same size

in our universe.

We gotta go, kid.

There we are.

Turning off the tractor beam

was surprisingly easy.

Oh, pardon me.

Wait...

Appreciate the help,

but I'm pretty sure

attempting to escape

Sure, but would you

while doing it?

But we're trapped!

Follow me into this

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo...

LUKE:

Uh-oh. 3PO, we fell

and now the walls are

Have Artoo shut it down.

Uh, we're a bit

But we'll do our best.

Artoo, back up.

( beeping )

Curse your metal body!

( all crying out )

Oh, listen, Artoo,

because we saved them.

LUKE:

we're about to get crushed!

Shut this thing off!

( Artoo beeping )

Oh...

Let's get Obi-Wan and...

get out of here.

You can't win, Darth.

If you strike me down,

than you can ever imagine.

You're just jealous

Oh, this again?

Strike me down, please!

( light saber whooshes )

HAN:

running around naked

Huh?

We gotta go.

( laser fire )

Oh, now that was

I don't know what textbooks

because we've got company.

How nice!

( loud impact )

( laser fire )

Here's your chance

I got him!

Don't get cocky.

Come on, I just saved you.

Don't get whiney either.

I'm not being whiney.

Oh, for crying out loud!

Unh!

I guess I was

Aah!

The Death Star has

A teeny, eensy-weensy

vulnerable to proton

It's a one in a billion

and you probably won't

I like those odds.

( all cheering )

Humans! Well,

the good sense

( beeping )

Artoo, why do you do

( beeping )

"Danger" is not

Your middle name is "hyphen".

LUKE:

May the Force

Don't do anything foolish.

Uh, more foolish than

All right,

LUKE:

No!

Why do I go to

( beeping )

OBI-WAN:

Let go.

Hey, cut that out!

Oops.

OBI-WAN:

Maybe this time

DARTH VADER:

What?

Noooo...

Yeah, I missed Vader

just like I intended to.

( groans )

Just like I intended to.

Here goes nothing.

( triumphant music )

Where are those medals?

Coming, Your Highness.

Sorry I'm late.

I'm still rather broken

He never made it back...

R2-D2!

It's a mirac-- Aah!

Oh, dear.

Shh...

And that is how Artoo

And all because

to get involved.

Come to think of it

He was with

buying up droids

Bless your mechanical heart.

Artoo! Artoo!

( beeping )

R2-D2, don't go!

Stop!

This is just not my day.

Ah.

It's another miracle.

Chewbacca, you can

But we must leave

Uh, you weren't going

(whines, groans )

C-3PO:

( sad groan )

I owe you for this.

And for the medal,

( sharp groan )

Oh, uh, nothing.

ANNOUNCER:

of Droid Tales:

( Star Wars theme playing )