Original subtitles

♪♪

( orchestral fanfare )

( all cheering )

Yeah! We are the process

( fireworks exploding )

( dance music playing )

( party reveling )

Yoda!

Obi-Wan.

Some... other guy?

I'm Anakin Skywalker,

Oh. You didn't look

Hey hey!

The old guys

It's all good.

Right, fellow

This one's mine.

That's the second time

Thanks, other guy

My name is Mace Win--

Oh... he's gone.

( fireworks exploding )

NARRATOR: As the party ends

the victorious rebels

to begin their new mission

and rebuilding the Republic.

And some of them were

I was programmed to take

WOMAN:

We just won a war,

to get a little

You're right, of course.

And no one is more

since together

three decades

That's 30 years.

Then you two fought

Indeed.

and your father, before

Wait, what?!

Luke's father is Darth Vader?

Everybody knows that.

We learned of it

I was frozen in carbonite.

Sue me!

3PO, you must have

about those days.

And I would love

but there's no time.

R2 and I are leaving

to accompany Admiral Ackbar

to liberate the lost

My sweet ride's

( sniffs )

Ah, still has that

You mission can wait

We want to hear

B-b-but the Admiral is

No hurry. It'll

to buff this little lady.

Go ahead, 3PO.

The truth is I--

I don't remember

It seems my memory was wiped.

( R2 beeps )

You have had my memory

( R2 blips )

Well, jump to it, R2.

Now, thanks to you,

I do have a story to tell.

( musical chime )

Ah, yes, it is all

I can remember it as

( 3PO malfunctioning )

if it were yesterday.

Let us begin

when a phantom menace arose

that led to an attack

Buckle up, it is

Turmoil had engulfed

ALL: Ooh...

The taxation of trade routes

was in dispute.

( all snoring )

Oh, well, perhaps

to the day the unfinished,

first laid eyes

the boy who would become

There,

Now, what should I call you?

I've always been fond

You are C-3PO.

Best name ever.

Ani, it's lunchtime.

Yippee!

I made you a PBJ

I find your lack

But I have sourdough.

Yippee!

C-3PO: We didn't know

a queen and two Jedi...

... who didn't know

a terrible fate.

Master Qui-Gon,

The Trade Federation

and now we're on the run.

All that matters now

so Queen Amidala

Can you tell me why again?

Even I'm not 100% sure.

Uh, well, uh...

( thunderous crash )

The shield generator's

I'll send the droids

( nervous blips and beeps )

( beeping, whistling )

What's going on?

They said that I'd have

( beeping, chittering )

He did it.

Our troubles are over.

( ship powering down )

But, unfortunately,

( all crying out )

Our rough landing damaged

We'll procure a new one

Uh, you stay here

Yes, Master.

QUI-GON:

That won't be

EMPEROR PALPATINE:

All I ask is that

help me destroy

But no! You fools

escape Naboo, and I need her

Uh, can you explain why

Well, it's--

Leave the Jedi to me

This is Darth Maul.

Awesome.

He will hunt

♪ Awesome ♪

Then the Senate will

Awesome! Awesome!

Cut that out!

You never let me be me.

C-3PO: Meanwhile,

Padme, Qui-Gon, and R2

where Anakin and I

It was a most

Hello there.

a friendly sort

My name is C-3PO,

Probably caught him

You can't afford what Watto

but I can help you.

You can?

Bet on me in the big

When I win it, you'll be able

Anakin, I think there's

A power and gift I've

Red flag.

You'll do great things

Can't warn anyone

without a red flag.

Have you ever considered

Big red flags!

ANNOUNCER:

it's the Bhutanese

sponsored by Chalmun's

and Mos Eisley.

You'll never find

of scum and villainy.

Coming to the starting line

Mawhonic, in his

Sebulba, in "Speed Demon,"

Ben Quadinaros, in the

and Anakin Skywalker,

Ani, Ani,

his Midi-Chlorian

Victory is as good

Fun fact-- Skywalker's never

a podrace before.

Huh?

( grunts )

Uh-oh.

Oh...

He's great!

My good feeling about this,

which turned into

is now a good feeling

( grunting )

Aah, not again!

( pop music playing )

ANAKIN:

Watch where you're going!

( laughing )

ANNOUNCER:

Looks like Skywalker has

and will now be trained

But his mom and his

That's gotta hurt.

But Mrs. Skywalker manages

Good-bye, Ani.

Don't forget to write

for laundry day.

Master Qui-Gon,

from the entire

I must protect my people.

I can't allow it.

We'd be putting you and this

Or we could go

on the new spice

Extreme danger,

Uh-oh.

Pilots, take out that

We'll find the Viceroys.

What about me?

Roger, roger.

But whatever you do,

hit a wrong button

that flies you up

I didn't hit the button

I did it on purpose.

Whee!

Ugh! Kids today.

( door opening )

Aah!

QUI-GON:

The ancient evil enemy

We'll handle this.

Okay.

That's an odd way to hold

Two blades?

That is so cool!

This is cooler.

Aah!

Obi-Wan,

I have to live through

but okay.

( shouting )

Ah, it was so smart of us

to control all

from this one ship.

Now no one can stop us.

( explosions )

Oh, boy.

( both grunting )

Missed me!

( laughs )

( laughter fades )

Ooh.

Now, this is podracing!

ANAKIN:

Hi, I'm Anakin.

Oh, no, a little kid!

( trumpeting fanfare )

( crowd cheering )

Qui-Gon would be

I'll be your teacher now.

Can I begin

I'm a little tired.

Don't make me destroy you.

Today is fine.

Yippee!

Anakin, I'll be watching

with great interest.

( sinister laughter )

Nobody look at me!

You'll be a great Jedi,

I hope I see a lot more

Danger signs!

Thus began a love story

that would lead to

many years later, just as

R2 and I were there.

Oh, it was so romantic.

( all groaning )

3PO, we don't care

Yeah! Tell us how

Boys and their battles,

Princess Leia, I'm sure

about your parents' wedding.

Clone Wars!

ALL:

Oh, very well.

I suppose it was

And R2 and I were there

Oh, don't leave

This is your story, too.

( R2 blips and beeps )

Ten years had passed.

Padme was no longer

She'd been promoted

ALL: Huh?

I don't quite

C-3PO :

working against the Republic.

Anakin had grown into

He and Obi-Wan were assigned

Hi.

Hi.

C-3PO:

Ha ha, missed me!

I'm the real Padme.

Uh-oh.

( laserfire )

There's the shooter!

I've got this.

Wow, I'm good.

Oh, man!

Jedi don't need

You're just jealous of me

I'm not jealous of you.

I heard that.

ANAKIN:

I'll go there

No. Obi-Wan will go.

Anakin, your place is here

But--

Immature still you are.

I am not immature!

Are too.

Are too. Are too.

( whining )

Not you, R2.

Aw...

I have arrived at Kamino.

All looks normal.

Now, to open this door.

( gasps )

(electricity crackling )

Clones?

CLONES: Hi.

I'd better report this

CLONES:

Call us when you need us.

I found a cloning facility here

Not so fast, Jedi.

You'll pay for attacking

Try and make me.

( both shouting )

( both crying out )

They said I'm just

Well, I'll show them

they're wrong about me.

They are so wrong!

Maybe if you tried

I am acting calm!

( phone device ringing )

Anakin, after Jango Fett

I followed him

where the Sith and Separatists

an army of battledroids.

But I've got this.

Do not come here

Repeat, do not come!

Don't be a hero!

Huh. Clearly, I need to

I hope we're not too late

Either way,

Fight?

When did you get here?

It is a rather

We've arrived on Geonosis.

Now, to open this door.

Whoa.

PADME: It's a giant

Cool.

Not cool!

We're doomed.

Just pretend this is

which this in no way

Follow me.

( upbeat video game music

( video game sound effects )

C-3PO:

The evil Count Dooku

in a gladiatorial arena...

I have had it with these

on this battledroid-making

Uh, ditto!

C-3PO:

ANAKIN:

If the clones are

then why didn't you say

"Attack of" sounds

True dat.

C-3PO:

Fire!

C-3PO:

Remember, he wasn't

He was only 874.

Well, well,

It's my time to teach you

Wrong you are,

Here are some lessons

( straining )

Now you will feel the wrath

Not done showing off yet,

( humming circus music )

I'll just let myself out.

Good news, Lord Sidious.

Just as I had planned.

And here are the blueprints

Ooh, goody-goody

( laughs giddily )

The Clone Wars had started

for the fall of the Republic.

And R2 and I were

Weren't we, R2?

( alarm chirps )

C-3PO:

( beeps and blips )

You shouldn't have

( R2 shrieks )

R2, no!

My best friend is gone!

My sweet ride is gone!

We've got to bring him back.

I'll take you.

Quick, to my old ship!

( alarm chirps )

Hurry!

Now, hold on.

Let me clear off

on the passenger seat

I don't care about

Now!

( backfiring )

There goes

And a very dedicated

Stay strong, R2.

Your buddy's coming

You stay strong, too,

That's her name.

NARRATOR:

And who is that

To find out, watch

of Droid Tales.

( Star Wars theme playing )