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Down down down down They never believe it. Oh my gosh.

Oh my god. It looks so nice.

Dude, look at this. It's so pretty.

Look at that.

Look how pretty it is.

You're going to be so lit. This is like the best vacation ever. I know.

We just want you girls to have the best time ever. We just want you girls to

have the best time ever. You girls are perfect. I know, you're the best. Thank

you.

It's done.

Look at this.

You do this.

Oh, my gosh.

The water.

I know.

It's probably dirty.

Yeah, I know. It looks like stuff.

I don't know.

We're going to start again. It's cool.

It's great.

It works. It works. Oh, there is some stuff.

I'm so glad, like, you're cute.

Dude, I'm telling you.

Will you do my bag?

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Okay.

Dude, I wonder, like, do you need help with your bag? Yeah, I need help with

mine. I wonder how our dad's, like, paying for this.

This is, like, the best place this is.

It's so great.

I just, like, wonder, honestly, where do they get the money to pay for

this?

You know, I don't know. My dad's very secretive, so, like, he wouldn't tell me

even if I asked.

You know, like, to be honest, not to, like, freak you out or anything, but

been, like, super close to me. Yeah.

But, like...

There's always been something about, like, how secretive and, like, sneaky

dad is. Like, it kind of turns me on. I think he's, like, I don't know.

You thought a little bit. Wait. Like, Fiona, are you telling me, like, you

my dad?

Okay, dude, like, nine times out of ten.

Yeah. I think the thought of me and your dad crosses my mind.

Okay. I have to be honest, though.

That thought came across my mind, too, and I saw your dad.

Like, I'm not even lying. Like, your dad, oh, my God.

Fuck all the small talk, dude.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. I have a super huge crush on your dad.

Shut up, bitch.

No.

Bitch. Okay, so I have to tell you this also. What's up?

Okay, so.

Ever since I saw your dad, like, I've created, like, this really huge crush on

him.

Okay.

Hi. Hi.

Hi, Eddie.

We should, like, take a moment to stop for tonight.

One day, please.

Like, we should have a good time.

Do what?

So hot.

Like, oh, God.

So hot. The first chance I get, I swear, I'm going to be all on that.

I would melt in my pants if I ever had a

chance.

I'm really going to go take this chance.

This is my chance.

I'm going to go take this chance.

Good work, girl.

So how are you enjoying the new spot?

You like it?

I love it. It's gorgeous.

Okay. You said it's very simple. I could tell.

How have you been?

I've been great. I've just been taking care of baby girl and, you know.

Right. Yeah. I'm looking for a little getaway.

Oh. What about you? Are you still with that boy that you were dating? How was

going?

He turned out to be in trouble. He's like...

Cock on trash.

Okay. But a lot of things going on, you know.

Whoa, that's not right.

Okay.

Okay, sorry. Like, I'm sorry.

I'm just going to go inside, okay?

The things I would do to him.

Chocolate milk, man.

Dirty thoughts.

Dirty thoughts.

Oh, wow.

Did I cut you? Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry. Do you want me to kiss it? No, no, no. What? What do you mean?

I've been wanting... to do this for like the longest time what are you talking

about we're on vacation so this is what's supposed to happen right no no no

sorry i can make it right no i'm sorry girl i'm sorry serious you've got to be

kidding me is that are you hungry

oh my god can you get him a pizza please yeah

Turn me up, dad.

Thank you.

No problem.

So how's your day?

It's been wonderful.

It's okay?

I eat my pizza backwards.

That's weird.

I'm weird.

Silent dinner, guys.

What happened? What have you been up to?

Nothing much.

You got enough seasoning on that piece?

Yeah.

I feel a little injured.

We should go do karaoke or something.

Karaoke? Yes.

You don't like karaoke?

Oh, I hate karaoke.

It doesn't matter.

I'm going to tip Larry.

Yeah. Okay.

Maybe like 11. You know it takes me forever.

Uh, Jax, Jax, can I have a word with you in the other room, please? By the bar?

No,

Jax, now.

This is serious.

Please, by the bar.

Alright.

Just sit tight, okay? Yeah.

What's going on?

Hey, girl, I have no idea.

So, fill me in.

Hello. Just not right now.

I'm going to figure it out first.

Okay.

Take your time.

Hey, Jack, get over here, man.

Yeah, what's up?

Hey, man, listen.

I don't know, but there's something I need to talk to you about. What's up?

I'm touching.

What do you mean?

Don't touch me like that.

Why? Why are you touching me like that? Why are you getting like that, man?

I didn't even come at you like that, man. I didn't even come at you like

man. Listen, man. I just wanted to tell you, man. All right? Your daughter's

been hitting on me.

And that's it. And I just wanted you to know because I don't want no freaking

problems.

Fuck, man. Your daughter's been hitting on me, too.

What?

No lie, man. She hit on me outside over by the bar after you left.

No.

Seriously, man. Your daughter's been hitting on me, too.

Are you serious? That's why I was so awkward at the table.

I didn't say anything.

I felt uncomfortable.

Man, it makes sense now, man. What are we going to do?

You know what? Whatever makes them happy. Let's just do whatever.

Let's have fun.

You know what? I mean, if you're down with this, I'm down.

I'm down.

You're cool with it? Yeah, I'm cool with it. You're cool? Alright, let's go.

Let's do this.

Let's do this.

Do you want to call him?

Yeah, right?

Girls! Girls!

Yes? Come over here for a second.

Both of you.

Okay, okay.

Gotta talk to you.

Hurry up, please.

Okay.

I'm coming.

What's going on?

What's going on?

Tristan, your girls think you're slick, but we know... Yeah, we caught on to

your game and... What game?

We know what's going on.

Yeah, exactly.

We know what you two have been up to. This is not a game. What have I been up

to?

First off, you guys want to have fun.

Yeah, we're on vacation.

But there's one important thing here.

No secrets.

Okay. No more secrets.

Okay, I'm lost.

I'm confused now. What's going on? If you girls want to have fun with the both

of us, Then you guys can have fun with the both of us.

Oh, you don't know?

I'm lost.

We're not even ready to do now.

Really? We're not.

Really?

Come on, girls. Cut the bullshit. Listen, we already spoke, and we're

We're cool with it. All right?

Okay. Okay? Okay, man.

So I think you should come over here. Come sit over here. And come right here.

We know this is where the girls live at home.

Yeah.

So we spoke about this.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. That's exactly what we're talking about.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

I thought it was a tattoo.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

No, we already we figured it out. Yeah Sorry,

it's hard to Take off your belt

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh, yes, they are such a big beach.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, hell.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Suck on that fucking cow.

Yeah, suck on that cow.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh

shit.

Oh shit.

Just use your mouth.

Use your mouth. Yes.

Yes.

Good.

Right there.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yeah. I know. I'm talking about it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

There's another kitchen right here Oh, yes, dear.

Oh,

yes,

dear.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

I can feel my cough.

Holy shit.

Oh, there you go.

Yes.

Ooh.

Oh, my God.

we're up to now

Just like that.

Oh, fuck yeah.

You

ready

for it?

You ready for it?

You ready for it? Stay right there. Stay right there. Stay right there.

Oh my gosh, I can't

believe I did this now it's your turn.

It's a bit ready

I want to know.

Yeah.

Oh,

God,

Neil. Oh, fuck.

High five.

Thank you.