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Every story has a beginning.

We were just an ordinary family
until...

- Hold on!
- Oh, my God!

Something extraordinary
has happened.

You can jump just over a quarter mile,
can lift 11,000 pounds.

I'm fast.

I can hear people's thoughts.

- I've got a super-brain.
- I can finally make a difference.

With your new access to Dr. Powell,
you should be able to learn

exactly what she's been
keeping from me.

Honey.

Honey, did you hear that?

I think someone's breaking
into our house.

You think?

Can't you go zoop out there
and make sure before you wake...

Stay here.
Get ready to call 9-1-1.

Okay.

Wait! It's me!

It's Mikey!

Mikey?

Hey, bro.

So how long are you in town for?

I didn't really think that far ahead.
I just needed a change of scenery.

What about tracy? Why didn't she come?
It's only a 2-hour ride.

Actually, she's kinda the scenery
that I'm referring to.

How's he energy drink business?

It turns out
it was kind of a fad,

which is fine, because now I am
into something with even more upside.

Footwear repurposement?

Do you know that
for every ten sneakers manufactured,

one gets thrown out
for some minor defect?

So you sell shoes from the garbage?

I take the manufacturers' discards,
and I sell them for a minimal price,

helping me and the poor
at the same time.

Very industrious,
wouldn't you say, guys?

- Yes.
- Bye, uncle Mike.

Bye. See ya.

Bye, mom. Bye, dad.

- Bye.
- See ya.

All righty. I'm gonna hit that
sweet steam shower of yours.

Call george.
Clear your calendars.

Boys' night out tonight, all right?
And I'm buying.

He is not buying anything.

What? Did you just meet him?

Just go easy on Mike.

Really? After everything
he's put you through?

You heard him.
I think he's getting his act together.

Besides, people change, Steph.

If anyone should understand that,
it's us.

Hi.

Why are you dressed?

Joshua...

Why do you have this?

This is my boss's journal.
I need to know why you have it.

Open it.

I already did. I would recognize
Dr. Powell's chicken scratch anywhere.

"So unfamiliar to me,
try as I might to run from it,

"I can't help but fall in love
with Katie Andrews."

Does that sound like something
Dr. Powell wrote?

I'm so sorry. I...

I could've sworn that I saw...

It's all right. I get it.

Last night was a big night...
a lot of emotion.

Global Tech Human Resources.

That's weird.

Hello. This is Katie Andrews.

A promotion?

- That's fantastic.
- I never thought the moment would come

where you and I wouldn't be
sharing a work space every day.

Just because you got a promotion
doesn't mean you have to leave my lab.

They slap on a "senior"or an "executive"
in front of your job title...

- Give you a few extra vacation days.
- They're giving me my own lab.

- Doesn't mean we still can't...
- It's kind of in Miami.

Miami?

But I've already done the math,
and don't worry, because at your speed,

you are seven and a half minutes away,
so we can still have lunch together.

Dr. Powell, the one thing that would tip
this bitter sweet moment towards bitter

and away from sweet is if,
in some way,

you weren't entirely happy for me?

Of course I'm happy for you, Katie.

I'm just gonna miss you. That's all.

Mr. Litchfield, I was unaware that being
the student body president places me

- on the peer disciplinary committee.
- Apparently the administration thinks

your judgment is now of value,
but remember,

don't be swayed
by these dewy-eyed delinquents.

They'll stop at nothing
to avoid discipline.

Right.

Mrs. Fern threatened to fail you
earlier that day, and you responded

in a highly clich�d retort
that if she did, "she'd regret it."

How are you going to rule on this?

Guilty.

Guilty.

I would've keyed your car, too,
but you can't even afford a decent ride.

Guilty.

Three weeks detention.
Next.

I only missed class because
my mom was really sick, and

- I had to take my brother to school.
- Guilty.

Innocent.

After which, I got the cutest bedazzled
cell phone case at the mall.

Guilty.

Mr. Minor,

four pills were found in your pocket,

which the school nurse
identified as Adderall.

You don't happen to have
a doctor's prescription for these pills?

The guy who sold 'em to me isn't much
for putting stuff in writing.

Committee, I think the evidence
speaks for itself. How do you rule?

- Guilty.
- Guilty.

- Guilty.
- Mr. Minor,

you can add another 3-day suspension
to your stellar list of achievements.

Session adjourned.

Not quite the bleeding heart
I thought you'd be, Ms. Powell.

Sweet. They totally believed
those pills were mine.

I'm not happy about this. Katie is
a important member of my team.

I should've been consulted
before she was relocated.

I understand.
I was just informed myself.

- Call Ms. Morrow in.
- Right away, Dr. King.

The new V.P. of Human Resources.
She places personnel.

Such a pleasure to meet you,
Dr. Powell.

- I'm a great admirer of your work.
- Thank you.

Before you say anything,
I owe you an apology.

I was so eager to deliver the good news,
I completely disregarded protocol.

Yes.

The truth is, the board's had
their eye on her for quite some time.

Katie's worked
for Global Tech for 2 years.

Yet she embodies
everything we look for...

young, brilliant,
glowing year-end evaluations.

You wrote these, didn't you?

Perhaps what
Dr. Powell is saying is that,

something's changed,

and, Katie's performance
is not what it was.

No, Katie is a model employee.
She always has been.

So you'd rather keep her
in a subordinate position

than give her the chance
to succeed on her own?

No, that is not what I'm saying.

Then what are you saying,
Dr. Powell?

You know what?
Thank you both for your time.

No, to be honest,
I really liked Tracy.

I'm not sure why you let her go.

I don't get all
this pressure to settle down.

Humans are the only species
that insist on monogamy.

Go to the zoo. Check out the monkeys.
It's like "boogie nights" in there.

Monkeys also throw poo at each other,
I'm not sure if they got it all right.

A toast to my brother, who's been there
for me more times than I can count.

Here's hoping that I can return
the favor someday.

Cheers.

No. I told you, this one's on me.

It's the least I can do.

Shoot. It's my accountant.
I gotta take this, all right?

We're setting up an l.L.C.
For this shoe thing.

I'm really doing it this time, Jimmy.
I'm doing it right.

- He rigged that phone call, didn't he?
- Yeah.

Where the hell is he?

I don't know.
Tell him I said bye, all right?

And tell him to hook
a brother up with some shoes.

- See you tomorrow, bro.
- For sure.

- Come on!
- Get up here.

Get out here. Now.

- Mikey, you okay?
- Yeah.

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- How the hell...
- Relax. I'm fine.

I can see that. But how?

It doesn't make sense.
You should be dead.

- Or crippled. Or dead.
- What do you want me to say?

- I got lucky.
- No, that's not lucky, Jim.

Finding a penny, hitting Blackjack...
Those are lucky.

What happened to you is a miracle.

- We need to call the news. Or "Oprah"!
- No, we're not calling anyone.

You understand me? Let's talk about what
happened to you. Who were those guys?

How can you even ask me that when you
just fell off a building and survived?

You're right.
Let's count our blessings and move on.

You're doing it,
that thing you do with your forehead

- you're hiding something.
- I'm not doing anything with my forehead.

Don't make me call mom. I'm
your brother! Why don't you trust me?

- Because!
- Why?

Because I have superpowers!

Screw you. I'm serious.

I'm serious, too, Mike.

Look, I have super-strength.

I can jump really far,
and I'm invulnerable. Almost.

Unless you hold a gun to my
head and pull the trigger.

- That would be bad.
- You're a jerk. Do you know that?

Look. Here.

- Hit me with this.
- I'm not gonna hit you with a shovel.

You want to find out what I'm hiding?
Here's your chance. Hit me.

Are you ready?

'Cause I'm doing it.

No, I mean really hit me.

That's it. Now right here.

I'm doing it.

See, there was this plane crash,
and after, I could do these...

Jim, we need to talk about Katie.

Oh, my God.

Where did you just
come from so fast?

The bedroom.

I walked from the bedroom.
Jim, you saw me walk in, right?

He knows about me,
and now he knows about you, too.

This is

insane.

Yes. It is insane, which is why
you can never tell anyone about this.

What about the kids?

Wait. You guys told Uncle Mike
about our powers?

What?
He was the one thinking about 'em.

Mind reader?

- Mind reader.
- Mind reader.

And that would make J.J. what?

You've heard of Einstein?

Smarter than that guy.

I know what you're thinkin'.

Mike's the last person
I'd trust with our secret?

He said he wouldn't tell anyone.

Like he said he was
gonna go to law school,

or he said he was gonna
open a restaurant.

Come on. Give the guy a break,
will ya? Give him a chance.

I've already given him a chance.

So have you.

I'm sorry,
but based on his track record,

if Mike can find a way to take advantage
of our abilities, he will.

I won't let him do that.
I promise.

One of the perks
for working for Global Tech

is the healthy moving stipend
they provide.

Yeah, we can even help
you find an apartment.

Okay. I would lo a balcony

- and a parking spot for my new jetta.
- Done and done.

This was taken after
I mapped my first genome.

Maybe I'm being totally ungrateful
leaving her without a replacement.

You know,
all due respect to Dr. Powell,

I do hope she's not
making you feel guilty.

It's probably
a knee-jerk reaction to your promotion.

Everyone knows she adores you.

Sorry. What did she say?

She just told Dr. King
that you didn't have

enough experience
to run your own lab.

I think maybe you misunderstood her,
because she...

she tends to mumble sometimes.

Look...

Some people have to be
the only star shining.

It just reinforces you've
made the right decision.

So when a crime goes down,
this is where the action starts.

We call it "the lair."

Anybody else you want to bring
by here? TMZ?

Look, he knows about me.

I just want to show him
how I make a difference, that's all.

Right. Okay.
This is where your brother and I,

track and monitor
crimes in progress.

It's also where I, do my laundry.

I gotta say, Jim, this is a big step up
from sketching muggers.

You guys must make serious cash

for this "heroes for hire" stuff.

I don't do it for money, Mike.
I do it to protect people.

I do it to keep your brother
from getting himself killed.

I gotta take this.

All right. I'll catch up with you later,
super bro.

See ya.

When people start showing up
to your house with tickets to see

the strong man,
do not say I didn't tell you.

I know it's Mike we're
talking about here, but I don't know.

I actually think he's trying
to turn himself around.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Because that car that smashed
into you... I ran the plates.

Turns out that the owner...
not just some random mugger.

Works for a guy named Frank Matthews,
runs collections.

Biggest loan shark on the west coast.
Doesn't get out for less than 10 grand.

If he's looking for your brother,

it's for one reason and one reason
only... Mike owes him big-time.

I should probably clear out
my family's tissue samples

before the new lab tech starts.

Of course, I may not have
to keep our secret for much longer.

Jim's brother showed up, and within
hours, Jim was telling him all about us.

Can you believe that?

Katie, is everything okay?

I heard about
your conversation with Dr. King.

Clearly whatever got back to you,
it's not what you think.

That's a relief,
because for a second there,

I thought you went behind my back
and you tried to convince Dr. King

not to promote me.
Wait. That's exactly what you did.

You have to admit,
it is a little unusual

to be offered your own lab
so early in your career.

You mean earlier than
you were offered yours?

No.

When something unusual happened to you,
I didn't question it. I supported it.

I supported you.

Why can't you do the same for me?

J.J.

Uncle Mike,
the principal says you are here.

What's the emergency
are my parents okay?

Everyone's fine. It was just an excuse
to get you out of class.

That super-brain of yours
is too much pressure for a kid your age.

You need a little more fun in your life.
What do you say?

You up for a good
old-fashioned ditch day?

I guess so.

My parents would kill me if they knew
that I was using my powers to gamble!

That's why we won't tell 'em.
Besides,

it actually won't be
you that's gambling.

It's me, okay?
You're just, you'll be helping.

You mean my powers are helping.

If they can be useful.

- Can they be?
- Using Bayes' theorem

and a liberal dose
of logistic regression,

it's actually not that hard
to predict the winners.

All you need is a computer powerful
enough to process all the variables.

Or a brain.

Okay.

Aidan's charm to win.
Rhapsody to place.

Bluezette to show.

You sure?

Make the bet.

- Okay. This is our line.
- All right. Come on.

- Excuse us.
- Excuse me.

We gotta get up there.
Aidan's charm.

We can see Aidan's charm.
Let's see my friend Aidan's charm.

There's Aidan's charm.
There he is. Looking good.

He's looking good.
Get up there!

Go, Aidan's charm! Yes, he is. Yes!

Please go for me,
Aidan's charm. Come on,

- Come on.
- Yes!

Oh, my God. Go!
Let's go, Aidan's charm!

Yeah! Oh, my God.
Yeah! Oh, my God.

That was insane!
That was incredible!

Oh, my God.

What do you think?
You got another one in ya?

Yes!

Chris, right?

Would've thought you'd know me
as the guy you got suspended.

It didn't have to be like that, and
you know it. Those pills weren't yours,

I don't know who you're covering for,
but this is a big deal.

- It's gonna go on your permanent record.
- If you've seen my permanent record,

you know I could give a rat's ass.

It doesn't matter to me,
but it'll kill his scholarship.

Tell me who you're covering for,
and I will help you.

Chris. You ready?

I gotta t home
and study for my trig test.

Just leave it alone.

Yeah, I am sure J.J.
Is fine if he's with his Uncle.

Thank you for your concern,
principal Ackerman.

Your brother took our son out
of school for a family emergency.

- Now why would he do that?
- Maybe there was an emergency?

Yeah, there is an emergency.
It's a wake-up call for you!

Every time your brother comes to town,
he's always dragging you into something,

and now he's dragging our son.

They're probably
just having a little fun.

Where's the worst
place they could be?

J.J.!
You did it again, man.

You are unbelievable.

When I was your age,
I was never good at anything.

Hell, I'm still not.

Dad said you're good at everything.

You just haven't figured out
what you want to do yet.

He says that?

Yeah, all the time.

Yeah.

Hold on.

- Big bro.
- Where are you?

- And tell me my son's okay.
- Relax, everything's cool.

I just sprung J.J.
A little early, is all.

I mean, a little
Uncle-nephew bonding time.

Mikey,
exactly where did you take J.J.?

- I should've called.
- Wrong.

You shouldn't have taken J.J.
At all.

Jim, your boy is amazing.

He picked one winner after another.

You took advantage of him
for your own personal gain.

You guys have these
unbelievable powers.

You can do anything in the world, and
you're just letting it all go to waste.

Look... you feel like telling us
what's really going on with you...

for real?

Okay. I...

You're right.
I haven't told you the whole truth.

You know, my new business,

in footwear repurposement... It's...

It's not totally

up and running... yet.
I just... I needed a little seed money.

That sounded convincing.
I think he's gonna go for it.

Mike, you got one chance
to tell me the truth.

Your last chance.

I'm in the hole.

Gambling. I owe 15 grand...

That's the real reason
you came here, isn't it?

Run away from a debt
you can never repay.

- Look, but I got a plan this time.
- Come on. Not again.

You can help me with your powers.

Please.

You're my Big Brother.

I need you.

I know why
you're sending Katie away.

It won't work.

You know, much as you seem to think
the world orbits around you,

the board of trustees

didn't factor in your love life
before promoting Dr. Andrews.

Our arrangement is over. I'm done.

Are you sure about that?

Has the weakness set in yet?

The joint pain?

The depression?

It sounds benign now, but without
that serum, it can wear on a man.

I guess I'll find out...

In Miami.

I'm going with her, starting over.

Good-bye.

- I'm looking for Frank Matthews.
- Can I help ya?

Yeah.

I'm Mike Powell's brother.

I know he owes you some money,
and I was hoping

to find a way to settle his debt.

So would I.
What'd you have in mind?

Unlike my brother,
I have a steady paycheck.

I can't pay you back
all at once, but,

say, over the course
of the next six months. I could...

I'll bable to get you
your $15,000 back.

Try adding a zero
to the end of that.

- What?
- Mike owes me 150 grand.

Now, you can take over
the debt if you want,

but you should know
I don't do payment plans.

Your brother's gonna pay me
what he owes

one way or another.

$150,000!

150 thou...

I heard you. If we had a dollar
for every time you've said that,

we'd be paying that debt right now.

What in the world would possibly
possess him to borrow money

from a loan shark in the first place?
And then to gamble it all away?

A guth Mike's financial history
doesn't really qualify for a bank loan.

They say you gotta hit bottom
in order to change.

- Maybe this time he'll learn his lesson.
- Only lessons Frank Matthews teaches

is untraceable bullets
and well-hidden bodies.

Do you have anything helpful to say?

At all?

Not really.

B... You know?
Maybe the lair will be more helpful.

- How?
- Think about it.

It's like the magic 8 ball of rooms.
All you gotta do is ask it a question,

and it will tell you what to do.

No.

No!

They got the motorcycle, too.

"They" who?

Mike.

- Jim, I didn't rob the lair.
- Why should I believe you?

Again! All you do is lie.

You lied to me when you told me
how much money you owe.

How do you know about my juice?

Because I was stupid enough
to try to pay it off!

- You went to see Matthews?
- 150 grand, Mike?!

He's the one who must
have robbed the place.

His guys were following me
around everywhere.

Stop! Ever since you could talk,

I've been buying into
your endless excuses!

And let me guess... She was fed up,
right? She left you, right?

Because she knows
what I'm finally admitting to myself,

which is, eventually,
you let everyone down!

- You think this is the first time?
- What are you talking about?

Where were you, Mike?

Where were you when...

When dad had his heart attack?

What?

Jim! That was...
That was ten years ago...

I know where dad was!
He was in the I.C.U.!

I know where I was!
I was by his bedside!

I called you and I begged you to come
and sit with me!

He was unconscious!
And you were there!

- And it all turned out fine.
- Don't you understand?!

I didn't need you there for him!
I needed you there for me!

I didn't realize that.

That's the problem.

You never do.

I gotta go to work.

After all I've done for him...

- He won't be gone for long.
- I'm not sure about that.

Love has a way of robbing a man
of his common sense.

This isn't about love.

He wants to be normal.

We all do.

He hasn't been normal
since the day I found him.

But how short his memory has become.

Whatever it takes,

he is not to leave Pacific bay.

J.J., I think Chris is covering
for his younger brother.

Now, if drew is popping pills,
they're probably in his locker.

You want me to violate
his civil liberties

with an illegal search and seizure

is that the kind of government
you run here?

J.J., Chris got suspended
because of my vote,

and I can't have done that
to someone who's innocent.

Please.

Okay.

The tumblers on these old locks
usually fall in a mathematical pattern.

Looks like...

Left 23...

Right 46...

And left 18.

I'm...

No pharmacist or anything, but...

Those don't look like
vitamins to me.

Don't go.

I know my dad when he gets mad.
You just...

Have to let him calm down, and then
he'll listen to what you have to say.

Yeah.
I know that strategy.

I used it pretty successfully back
in the day.

But I think your dad's pretty much done
hearing my side of things.

Come here.

Miss you.

Take care of yourself, kiddo.

You, too.

But you were right all along.

This whole time,
I thought I was just being protective,

but the truth is,
I was being selfish.

Well, don't beat yourself up.
It's really a very fine line.

- I think we're ready to go.
- Just so you know, I'm here for you.

No matter where you are,
you're not alone.

That really means a lot.

But I am actually not
going to be alone.

Joshua's decided to go with me.

Katie, you didn't tell me that.

Yeah, well...
I was angry with you,

and simmering resentment has a way
of stepping on good news.

I'm really happy for you.

Thank you.

For everything.

Okay.

Okay, let's be careful.

Look out!

- Katie, are you okay?
- Yeah, I think so.

I don't know what happened!
I'm so sorry!

It is all right?

Daph?

- You need to hear something.
- What?

Uncle Mike didn't rob the lair.
Just because somebody's disappointed you

in the past doesn't mean
that they're always guilty.

I know you love your Uncle,

but how about we end
the Powell family tradition

of buying into his unique
brand of bull...

No, dad!

I saw his mind, and...

he was at an ultrasound appointment...
When the lair was robbed.

- Ultrasound appointment?
- For a baby.

He was with Tracy,
and... she's pregnant.

The date and time were on the monitor,
so he couldn't have done it.

Come here.

Mikey, it's me.
Listen, I'm so sorry.

I know it wasn't you
who broke into the lair.

Now's not really a good time.

You're angry. I understand.
But did you hear what I said?

- I know it wasn't you.
- That's great, Jim.

But...
I think we got bigger problems.

You wanna help your brother?
Get me...

150 grand in the next 24 hours,

or I think you know how this ends.

Did they find the person
that made that window fall?

It wasn't a who.

It was the crane clutch.
I guess the gears slipped.

The poor crane operator felt terrible,
but I told him not to beat himself up.

Even Tony Stark
has equipment failure.

I actually shouldn't
have said Tony Stark, because...

Once he has the suit on,
then he's technically Iron Man. I...

I'm okay. I really am.

You know, accidents happen.

Yes, they do.

This guy, Frank Matthews,
is gonna kill my brother

unless we pay him the whole
150 grand by tomorrow.

So what's the plan?

Pay him the whole 150 grand
by tomorrow.

Where are we gonna get
a hold of that kind of money?

Still haven't worked out
that part of the plan.

Forget the money. Superheroes
do not negotiate with criminals.

We know where Mike's being held.
You smash in there, flex some muscle,

- do the Jim-Jim thing.
- It's too risky.

I'd suggest the cops,
but that's just more bullets flying,

- more questions being asked.
- I can get the money.

The way I did it before with Uncle Mike.
If you just let me go to the track, I...

I know you want to help,
but not that way.

What if it's to save someone's life?

Jim, I know
this sounds strange, but...

J.J. may be right.

Are you serious?

You once said that you believed we were
given these powers to protect people.

Who's more important
to protect than family?

I know what you did.

You tried to have her killed.

I have no idea
what you're talking about.

After all the things I've done,

you try and take away the one thing
that matters most to me?

There was a time
when your job mattered to you.

Well, that's over. I have done.

You and I will never be done.

- We're family.
- Family doesn't hurt each other.

Families hurt each other
all the time. It's...

It's what they do best.

You do remember what
I do best, don't you?

You're much less intimidating without the
serum coursing through your bloodstream.

That means I'll just have
to work that much harder...

Make you pay
for what you tried to do.

3000.

Thank you.

J.J.! You're amazing! I've never
seen this much money in my life!

All right. We've got two more races left,
so you gotta make this count.

Okay.

Okay.

There's a 12-to-1 long shot
running in the next race... "Shady Oh."

His odds are increased by 3%
when he runs in the 4th lane,

and because of the rain last week,
the track is 6% slower than normal.

Great. How much should we bet?

Let it ride.

What? All of it?

Well, that's what
"let it ride" means, dad.

Okay.

Here we go!
Come on, Shady Oh!

Shady Oh has taken
a commanding lead.

- Yes! Go!
- Come on!

Dad...

He's there! Yes!

- Shady Oh is slowing down.
- No!

It's an unbelievable
turn of events...

Shady oh has pulled up lame.

No!

J.J.! What happened?
You said it was a sure thing!

It was! There's no way
to calculate an injury!

- What does this mean for Uncle Mike?
- It's okay, kid. It's okay.

Just means I have to make
a new plan, that's all.

- I'm sorry.
- Come on.

Mikey? You all right?

Apart from the gun to my head?

- Yeah.
- Where's the money?

I don't have it.

So, what? You showed up to see your
brother's head get ventilated? Is that it?

I showed up to trade.

- Him for me.
- Jimmy...

It's okay.

You let him go,
you can shoot me all you want.

Sounds fine to me.

But don't be such a stranger.

I prefer to do things up close...

And personal.

Jim, you can't do this.

- We have no choice.
- Trading your life for his?

If this ain't brotherly love,
I don't know what is.

What the hell were you thinking?

I think a simple
"thank you" would suffice.

Thank you.

Tough guy.

Looks like you found your man.

- I don't know what you're talking about.
- My brother.

Litchfield searched his locker
yesterday, found the pills.

They are going to suspend him
until he can be evaluated.

Maybe that's what he needed.

No, what he needed
was to be left alone.

- His life was fine before...
- Your brother's getting

the help he needs, and if that means
you're gonna hate me for it...

- I don't care.
- Actually...

You do care.

I just don't understand why.

Well, maybe it's because...

I know what it feels like

to have people think
that you're something you're not.

And I think you feel
that same way, too.

See you.

So, my entire life, I've been
obsessed with accidents.

The randomness of them, and...

How they happen and why they happen.

It's natural, after what you've been
through, to want to make sense of it.

Maybe there's no such
thing as an accident.

I mean, my whole life I've
been obsessed with superheroes,

and then my boss
turns out to be one?

Well, I meant... I think that's more
of a coincidence than a...

I'm not going to Miami.

I became a scientist so I could
understand phenomena

that would help me save
lives and change the world.

I get to do that every day
working with you.

You're my very own
real-life superhero.

- Katie.
- What can I say?

You're the coolest
accident I've ever known.

Thank you.

These have kick-ass arch support.

Thanks.

This side is missing a stripe.

One man's mistake is
another man's free shoes, J.J.

I'll send you six
more boxes each week.

I know how you burn through 'em.

- Thank you, Mike.
- You're welcome.

- Shoes are free, Jimmy.
- It's not from me.

Turns out the, precinct had a little
reward out for Frank Matthews.

Jim, I mean, life in
prison for Frank Matthews

means my debt is null and void.

- I can't take this...
- It's not for you.

It's for the baby.

You know, I went to
that ultrasound yesterday,

thinking I was gonna tell Tracy

the best gift I could give this
kid would be, just stay away.

And then...

I saw my baby...

Moving around in there. It was...

I felt like my whole life changed

at that very moment.

You know what? I think
you're gonna do just fine, bro.

If I can be half the dad you are,
I got a decent shot.

When dad had his heart attack,
and you called...

- We don't have to do that right...
- I was in the parking lot.

- What?
- Yeah, I was sitting

in the hospital parking lot.

- I couldn't go in.
- Why not?

Because he had you.

I didn't think dad needed
to see me. He had you.

- Wait a minute.
- And...

I didn't know you needed me.

I didn't... I didn't know.

Mike, I'm sorry.

Of course I needed you.
You're my little brother.

I'm always gonna need you, man.

Jim... Super-strength...

- You all right?
- Yeah.

Thanks for saving my life.

You've been saving mine for years.

- Guess that makes us even.
- Yeah.

Hello.

What was so important
I had to leap right over here?

I was checking out the fine print
of my homeowner's insurance,

- and guess what I found?
- What?

Total umbrella coverage.
So think...

house and content...

Earthquake, fire...

Theft?

Thank you, Bayside mutual.

This is amazing!

Now this is a lair!

Let's just say that
we're way past wi-fi.

I think it goes without saying...

I'm very disappointed.

I don't know how she got away.

Is that an excuse or an apology?

An apology.

It won't happen again.

No, it won't.

Because we're gonna try
a different approach.

I know exactly how you can help me.