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THE COLLECTOR

We're here, in the outskirts of the Kingdom of Douro.

A village between Portugal and Spain

in which half of the town is Portuguese and the other

is Spanish.

One street separates both countries.

We're in Portugal, but in a few meters,

in the village, we will be in no man's land.

And there we will record

the most terrifying game of our channel.

With a special guest:

The great, unique, and incomparable: Joana!

A greeting to our followers? Hello!

- Hello! - Stop, Bruno, or we won't make it.

Tonight, we'll roll the dice, don't miss it.

On our channel:

"Sleepless game nights."

Bruno. Costa.

Are you always like this? Are you always recording?

Supporters want to know the ins and outs.

Don't you like our videos?

I love them.

Joana hardly knows us. We don't want to scare her,

or she'll go back to Lisbon.

I want to go to the house now. So, come with me or walk there.

Let's go.

Come on, Martim is looking forward to arriving too!

- It's getting cold already! - Close the door.

The Kingdom of Douro.

Watch out for sand and all that mud!

They are full of gas, fire!

I'm in the mud, but you chose not to. Who knew? My goodness.

Igor!

What's up?

Go ahead, a kiss.

It's okay if you crash, we'll all go to the hospital.

Santa María Hospital...

Ready? Subscribe to the channel. We are waiting for you!

- Is Kingdom of Douro that way? - Go back.

Ah, that's nice. See you!

- Hello! - Good afternoon!

Are we here? We're here.

We're here!

We've arrived.

How did you find it?

On the Internet, good price, large,

and with a secret that I will soon reveal. Come on.

Where do I park the van, there?

Go on.

Welcome.

- How beautiful! - Incredible.

What a massive house!

The house is very cool, this weekend will be brutal.

- What was that? - It came from over there.

It's just an open window.

Joana, do you know how to cook or will we starve this weekend?

Well, you're screwed with me.

We'll order pizza.

Surely there's no shortage in town of pizza deliveries.

This must be the pantry. We won't need it.

I like this house, it's super cute.

Let's see about the game.

- We'll play in a very special place. - Don't say anything!

- Why? - Because it's a big surprise.

A big surprise? I haven't heard about it.

That's why it's a big surprise!

Let's go to the bar to toast to our adventure.

Wait, I want to make a video.

Ready.

We enter, finally, into the dangerous rural world

accessing a local town

to establish contact with its inhabitants

and their dangerous habits.

Go, go, go. Cut it out.

- You're driving me crazy. - Oh, I drive you crazy...

The bar is at the end of this street.

Let's hope we get there and you can shut up for a while.

- What is the bar's name? - "El Caño Olímpico".

"El Caño Olímpico"!

- And is it here? Zero people. - Zero people.

A cold as shit. But it's quite pleasant.

- It's cold. - How about you?

- It's very nice. - Do you like it?

- Wow, there's so much wood. - You're right.

It is beautiful, thanks. I love the landscape.

- Take that! - Great.

It's not that big a deal, either.

How did you feel when we said you had been chosen?

I couldn't believe it. I never thought you'd pick me.

But I... I love all of your videos,

I've seen the one in the cemetery,

the one in the haunted apartment or the one on the beach.

The beach.

- We found our biggest fan. - Yes.

Months ago, I entered another one of your draws...

but I was not chosen.

- The one in the mountain house? - I think so.

But you didn't upload the video.

No, it's a pity... You would have loved that video!

Don't be a big mouth. Shut up!

Forgive us for not choosing you,

but I promise we'll make it up to you with an unforgettable weekend.

Guys, this place is a little weird, isn't it?

- Those three keep staring at us. - Those?

- That one's talking to himself. - Well...

We're all going to die, that's certain.

If you lived here, you'd talk to yourself, too.

Special house drink.

From the gentleman at the bar.

Look at him, he has a crazy face and he invites us to some drinks...

Thanks, we'll cover your next one.

No one's drinking this.

- Why not? He bought us drinks. - You don't know what's in that.

- I won't risk it. - What are you afraid of?

Hey, please bring us three more glasses!

No, no, no.

Drinks are for girls only,

not for you.

- Aren't you funny? - He thinks he's the town sheriff.

Guys, he's coming this way. Shut up.

Got a problem, newcomers?

No.

None at all.

Any issues with the free drinks?

Thanks.

- How about you? - She doesn't want it, thanks.

It's for her, too.

That's enough!

This place will kill us all...

It's time to go. Enough foosball for today.

Sure, let's go.

We're all going to die...

I can't help you, you're all going to die.

He's crazy, we should have smashed his face in.

What would we gain from that?

He'd keep his mouth shut.

- Oh, man. - What an idiot!

What the fuck was that guy saying?

I don't know. He's mad.

What is this?

A store? Shall we go in?

- Are you going shopping? - Are you going shopping?

Hello, good afternoon!

Hello?

Should we even be here?

- We're alone. - True, but check this out.

Strange.

- You blew it. - It was broken.

- Yes... - Yes, it was broken.

Let's go! I haven't seen this for so long.

What is it?

A tuning fork, for tuning musical instruments.

Wow! This girl has a great general culture.

I studied music as a child and played the piano.

Impressive.

Do you like it, Joana?

How do you know my name?

I overheard.

Excuse me, why is your store here,

in the middle of nowhere?

You must have no customers...

You can take the tuning fork with you. Consider it a gift.

No, it isn't necessary, thanks.

It's yours.

Go on, don't be late.

Have fun.

See you soon.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

We're at the starting point,

a magnificent, terrifying place...

Bruno, we shouldn't go in there.

This is a place of prayer, not to play. Why don't we play at home?

No one knows we're here.

Also, this video... Will go viral on our channel

and it will be called: Terror! In the church.

Wow! Great...

Better than: "Dark room."

Guys, this place is a little ghoulish. Can we go somewhere else?

You're such a pain!

We've already played in cybercafes, mountains, cemeteries,

and you're worried about playing in a church?

Come on, guys.

This is a unique opportunity!

Let's play!

- You lose eight points. - What?

I don't understand why. Why did I lose them?

Okay, okay, okay. We won't deduct points if...

you discover why the game is called "Terror in the church".

I know why. Because you smoked some joints at home.

No, no, no. Wait a minute, erm...

I believe that in this church, instead of using wine,

they use blood for communion.

Aren't you going to tell us? What a pain!

Years ago, a parish priest named Father Salvador came to this church.

Come on! Sh!

They say he performed five exorcisms in this very place

and the fifth was complicated and...

- What was that? - It came from there.

You're trying to scare us...

No, I swear.

Joana, go check it out.

Why me?

Because you're new here.

Joana...

be careful.

Very good, Joana!

50 points for Joana! Welcome to the group!

Come on, look here, look here.

Come on, don't get angry. It's remote-control operated.

- It was just a joke. - Fuck you.

I like her, but let's take it slow.

Joana! Joana!

I'm sorry, really.

There will be no more surprises.

Of course, and I should trust you.

I hardly know you.

Forget it, I don't want to play anymore. Okay? It's over.

But... we have to finish the video for the channel.

We'll resume the game,

and if you're uncomfortable, we'll stop, I promise.

We were having a good time.

And...

it's the first time that we have a guest that we all like.

- We were just talking about that. - Yes.

- Well, okay. - Good!

But I don't want any more scares, I'm serious.

What's that? Who's this guy?

I don't know, but he's watching us.

Good luck, newcomers!

You shouldn't be here.

We're all going to die.

Ignore him, he's mad.

I don't find it fucking funny.

He's just a madman trying to scare us.

"Good luck, newcomers." That doesn't even make sense.

Yeah, what was that?

- Another one of your jokes? - No.

- Seriously... - No! I swear I didn't.

- Know what? - No.

- How about you? - No.

This is what we heard.

The organ can't play itself.

There's no one here.

Go on, play something.

- Now? - Yes.

- Didn't you study music? - A long time ago.

Come on, show our followers your talent.

It must be out of tune.

- How would you know, by ear? - No.

With this.

It's tuned.

Chill, it's getting late.

Chill.

Relax!

Hey... Joana, are you okay?

- Don't touch me, bitch! - What are you doing, Joana?

Joana, are you okay?

The real game begins now.

But is she crazy, or what?

I don't know what's wrong with her. Bruno, tell me this isn't your doing.

You like to play together, don't you?

How did she get out?

Joana, where are you?

- It may be her. - How could it be?

She may have returned home. Let's take a look!

What are you doing here?

This is a sacred place.

This is no place to play.

So get your stuff and get out. Scram!

- Sorry, we're leaving now. - And don't come back!

Who played the organ?

I did.

Didn't we leave the door closed?

Yes. It could only have been her.

- Joana? - Joana!

Joana!

Shall we go upstairs and check?

Joana?

Joana...

Are you okay?

A little dizzy, I just need to sleep.

What do we do with her?

What did you mean?

Waking her up, showering her... doesn't seem normal.

I'm fine, really. I just want to rest.

I'm sure I've eaten something that made me sick,

I'll get over it.

We'll sleep here.

Fantastic... The perfect ending for tonight.

I will bring her a glass of water.

I'll go, too.

Seriously, I don't remember anything.

- Not even playing the organ? - I'm serious. I don't remember.

We don't know how you left the church.

It was the drink.

What was it?

They spiked the drink at the bar.

She was the only one who drank that shit.

Psychedelics can cause hallucinations,

- changes in the voice, in the body... - Martim...

This is a town, right?

There are no drugs.

They could get them online.

They may have given her something for animals.

That could take anyone out.

Let's return to the bar and ask.

Well, you go ahead, I still need to rest.

I'm staying home, okay? Sorry.

Want me to stay?

No, thank you. Go with them.

Shall we?

Bruno, will you stay with me?

Uh... yes, yes. Of course.

If you need anything, call me.

Don't start without us.

We're all going to die.

- Good morning. - Hello.

We were here yesterday. Do you remember us?

Of course.

What was in the cocktail our friend drank?

Excuse me?

The drink you served us yesterday, what was in it?

Rum, gin, lemonade, and mint.

That's all?

Ice. Is that not enough?

Didn't you guys have fun last night?

Bruno.

Joana?

Sorry, I thought you were ready.

Mind if I stay here?

No.

No, no. How do you feel?

Much better.

Want to sit down?

Did you hear about what happened last night?

I don't hear about what happens around here.

I provoke it.

Joana plays very well.

How's she feeling?

She has a headache, but...

Do you know what happened?

You know as well.

Music tames the wild beasts, but sometimes...

It can also awaken them.

Thanks for taking care of me, Bruno.

It's the least I can do.

We were very concerned.

You don't have to worry,

you have to make me happy.

What were you guys looking for this weekend?

What do you mean?

These days and this trip...

You must have had a goal.

Am I wrong?

We're content creators and...

We came to shoot a video.

Just that?

Yes.

I know you've already had many special weekends

with your guests.

But...

This game will be the most special one of your lives.

Oh, relax!

Sorry.

What about your friends?

- What? - Won't you wait for your friends?

Oh, careful!

Careful? Were you careful with me?

Shall we go?

Yes.

Excuse us.

This town is full of nuts.

I'm telling you.

Guys, be careful...

We haven't heard from him in six hours.

The madman must have done something bad.

It isn't normal for Bruno to go MIA.

He'll appear, don't worry.

No, something bad happened.

Are you sure he didn't say anything else?

Just that he was going to find you.

I'll get the car and look for him.

I'm going to town, you stay.

To cook dinner.

Oh, do relax. Call us if you hear anything.

Okay.

Want some?

I can't believe it.

Shit! I'm sure it was that madman.

Son of a bitch.

Shitty town...

He's there!

What's up? What? What have you seen, Joana?

Joana, calm down! Calm down! Who have you seen?

Joana, I don't see anyone! Tell me who you have seen! Who?

Relax. Everything is fine. Don't resist.

Didn't you tell me that?

Joana!

Why do you keep calling me Joana?

Joana, please.

Joana!

I've spent over an hour looking for Bruno,

nobody speaks, nobody answers.

Catarina, when you hear this, please, call me.

Joana?

Martim?

You finally found me!

Really, Bruno? I'm going to record.

You won't prank me.

Forgive me if I frightened you,

but I warned you that this game would be full of surprises.

Don't worry, because the game is about to end.

Bruno!

I'm recording, enough with the jokes!

I'm recording...

Well, now that you have found me...

More or less.

Don't you think we should find someone else?

Joana, Martim,

and Catarina. Exactly!

We're missing three players.

Were they eliminated?

Or are they dead?

That's what we say in the game.

Something tells me that someone's hiding here.

Let's open up

and...

Boom!

Surprise!

Bruno wasn't talking to you.

Looks like we're missing our game-master.

Poor Bruno.

His eyes were so beautiful.

Don't worry.

I saved them.

I couldn't throw them away.

Do you remember me?

Joana?

What are you doing? What's up?

Joana?

No. I'm not Joana now.

Don't you know who I may be?

I'll give you a hint.

Beatriz.

Sound familiar?

You chose me to spend an unforgettable weekend.

It was certainly unforgettable.

- I don't know what you're talking about. - Yes, you do.

You chose me

to rape me

and then you abandoned me like an animal.

It wasn't my fault.

Don't lie.

You raped me

and Catarina recorded it.

You were going to do the same with Joana.

And after Joana...

Another one,

and another,

and another,

and another.

And another.

And another...

And another.

What happened here?

What happened here?

I don't know.

I don't remember.

Wait!