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[ BEEPING ]
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[ HIGH-PITCHED BEEP ]
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>> [ ROARS ]
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[ WHIP CRACKING ]
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>> [ SCREAMING ]
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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GOD.
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I DON'T KNOW WHO'S GETTING
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TORTURED HERE MORE -- YOU OR ME.
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>> WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TAKE A
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LITTLE BREAK?
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>> THAT'S -- NO. YOU KNOW?
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NO, BECAUSE THEY GOT TO HEAR THE
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SCREAMS.
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>> WELL, I CAN PRETEND!
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>> NO.
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>> I COULD DO THAT!
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>> THAT'S A REALLY NICE IDEA,
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THOUGH.
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>> I CAN CRACK THE WHIP.
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JUST PUT IT UP IN MY HAND,
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RIGHT HERE.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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PUT IT UP!
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I'M A MULTI-TASKER! PUT IT UP!
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>> OKAY.
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>> YEAH!
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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>> YEAH. YEAH, YEAH.
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LOOK. I'M CRACKING IT. SEE?
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I'M CRACKING IT!
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>> BUT YOU GOT TO SCREAM, TOO,
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WHILE YOU DO IT.
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>> OH, OKAY. AAH!
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>> THERE YOU GO. THAT'S GOOD.
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>> AAH!
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>> I LIKE THAT, BUT YOU GOT TO
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SYNC IT UP, BECAUSE IF YOU
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SCREAM BEFORE THE WHIP CRACK,
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IT'S GONNA RUIN THE EFFECT.
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>> OH, OKAY.
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>> THEY'RE GONNA KNOW WE'RE
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HOT-DOGGING THEM.
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>> [ SCREAMING ]
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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[ WINCES ]
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OH, I SERIOUSLY --
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[ GONG CRASHING ]
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SMOKE BREAK! YEAH!
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YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE, TOBY!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YOU GUYS EVER THINK ABOUT
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QUITTING?!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THOSE CRAZY GUYS.
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AH, HUNGRY!
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[ SIGHS ]
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ALL RIGHT. OOH.
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OH, IT'S GOT A WIGGLE TO IT
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TODAY!
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EXCUSE ME, SIR?
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>> YEAH?
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>> I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND MY BUNK.
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>> OH! NO, NO, NO.
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THEY GIVE YOU BED SHEETS TO GET
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YOU THINKI ABOUT SLEEP.
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BUT SLEEP -- IT, UH --
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[ Laughing ] IT NEVER COMES.
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HEY, I'M GARY!
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YOU MUST BE MY INTERN, CLAUDE,
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HUH?
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>> YEAH.
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>> GET YOUR SHIRT AND YOUR I.D.
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SO, HOW'S HELL TREATING YOU SO
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FAR, HUH?
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>> WELL, IT --
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[ BOTH GRUNT ]
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>> NOW, THIS I.D. IS GONNA GET
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YOU ACCESS TO...NOTHING.
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ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
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IT DOESN'T WORK.
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>> THERE'S GOT TO BE A MISTAKE!
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I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
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>> [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
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ALL THE NOOBS GET PWNED SAYING
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STUFF LIKE THAT.
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JUST LIKE THE CALENDAR SAYS.
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[ High-pitched ] "THERE'S A
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MISTAKE!
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I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!"
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ Normal voice ] IT'S PRETTY
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GOOD.
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EVERY DAY? YOU CATCH THAT YET?
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>> THEY'RE ALL MONDAYS.
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>> MAN, THE GUYS WHO MADE THIS
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REALLY NAILED IT!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> IT'S -- IT'S CLEVER.
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IT I CLEVER.
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>> IT IS! IT'S REALLY GOOD!
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I LOVE IT!
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TALKS ABOUT LIFE, YOU KNOW --
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WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND.
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[ GONG CRASHES ]
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OOH, BATHROOM BREAK.
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LET'S DO THIS!
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>> GOOD.
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I WAS GONNA ASK -- ARE THERE
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WATER FOUNTAINS?
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>> IT'S NOT A WATER FOUNTAIN.
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>> [ GAGGING ]
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THIS IS TERRIBLE.
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THIS IS HORRIBLE!
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>> JUST GOT TO CHILL OUT, BUDDY,
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ALL RIGHT?
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AT LEAST WE'RE NOT IN THE
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STALLS.
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THAT'S WHEN THINGS GET UGLY.
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[ FART ]
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BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, JASON.
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>> I CAN'T HACK IT HERE, MAN!
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>> THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO
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ABOUT IT, SO JUST BE A
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PROFESSIONAL.
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>> YEAH, I'M SICK OF IT!
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>> OH, IT'S SATAN!
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>> SICK OF IT, YOU HEAR ME?
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>> UH, PLAY DEAD.
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>> CRUZ KISSES HIS FIST AND
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POINTS TO HEAVEN EVERY FREAKING
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TIME HE GETS HIT BY A PITCH!
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I MEAN, WHAT IS THAT?
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YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I'M THE ONE
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THAT GIVES HIM ALL THOSE
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SEEING-EYE SINGLES, RIGHT?
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
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[ DEEP VOICE SPEAKS
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INDISTINCTLY ]
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>> HEY, SATAN.
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>> WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
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>> I'LL CATCH YOU LATER.
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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BLOWING ANOTHER FIRST DAY!
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GOOD THING YOU'RE WEARING
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GLASSES, MAN.
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HERE IT COMES FOR YOU, BUDDY.
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>> GARY.
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>> NO!
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[ LIQUID SPLASHING ]
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
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>> OWW, IT'S HOT.
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>> DO THE GARGLE.
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DO THE GARGLE.
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>> [ GARGLING ]
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>> [ Chuckling ] THAT'S IT!
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>> WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT
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CORTEZ CRUZ, THE BASEBALL
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PLAYER?
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>> [ CONTINUES GARGLING ]
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>> WHO THE...ARE YOU?
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>> MY NAME'S CLAUDE.
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IT'S ALL FOR YOU, SATAN.
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>> THAT'S JUST MY INTERN!
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YOU CAN IGNORE HIM!
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>> I MEAN, CORTEZ CRUZ IS THE
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WORST -- ALWAYS KISSING THAT
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HUMONGOUS CROSS.
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WHAT'S THE POINT?
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HE GOT THE JESUS NECK TATTOO.
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AM I RIGHT?
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>> YEAH.
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YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
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>> HE SHOULD BE KISSING A
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PENTAGRAM AND POINTING DOWN...
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TO YOU!
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[ SPLASHING STOPS ]
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THAT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA.
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GARY, ARE YOU LISTENING TO THIS?
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>> UH, YOU'RE CUTTING IN AND
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OUT!
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I CAN'T -- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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>> UM, LISTEN.
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I GOT A JOB FOR YOU AND YOUR NEW
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INTERN, HERE, UM --
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>> CLAUDE.
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>> CLAUDE'S GONNA FILL YOU IN ON
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OUR NEW, UH, MARKETING PLAN FOR
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OUR FRIEND CORTEZ CRUZ.
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ALL RIGHT?
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>> [ GROANS, CHUCKLES ]
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>> YEP. GOOD MEETING YOU GUYS.
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>> OH, YEAH. MMM. OH, GOD.
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OH, GOD, YES. MMM.
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>> PRETTY DUMPY DIGS FOR A PRO
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BALL PLAYER.
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>> STOP TALKING SMACK ABOUT MY
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OLD APARTMENT, BRO.
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>> WHAT?
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WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING TO
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CORTEZ CRUZ.
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>> SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE?
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THAT IS MY OLD ROOMIE, LUCAS,
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BACK FROM MY OLD EARTH DAYS.
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YOU CAN RELAX.
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WE CAN DO THIS ALL DAY LONG,
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'CAUSE HE CAN'T SEE US.
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>> I CAN SEE THE FLOATING BEER
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IN MY KITCHEN, THOUGH.
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>> OH, MAN.
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>> WELL, HE CAN'T HEAR US, SO
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BOO-YAH!
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HA! YOU DICK HEAD!
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YOU'RE A DICK HEAD!
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>> ACTUALLY, I CAN HEAR YOU,
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BECAUSE I JUST RESPONDED TO YOU,
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DICK HEAD!
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>> OH, HEY, LUCAS!
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WHAT'S UP?!
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I CAN SEE YOU MOVED MY FUTON
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INTO THE LIVING ROOM.
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>> I CONVERTED YOUR ROOM INTO A
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HUMIDOR.
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>> OH, THAT'S SO COOL!
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THAT'S SO COOL!
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT! YEAH!
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>> SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND YOU.
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IT'S PERFECTLY HUMIDIFIED IN
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THERE!
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>> I GOT TO GO CHECK IT OUT.
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I'M GOING RIGHT NOW.
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JUST SLOWLY WORKING THROUGH YOUR
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HUMIDOR!
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BOOGETY-BOOGETY!
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[ PARTY HORN BLOWS ]
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>> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON
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TV ]
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>> BOOGETY-BOOGETY.
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>> "I'M CLAUDE, AND I'M HERE TO
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DEVOUR YOUR SOUL."
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>> [ YELPS ]
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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
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>> CLAUDE! I JUST SAID THAT.
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IT WORKS.
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>> CAN YOU SERIOUSLY NOT SEE ME,
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LUCAS, OR -- YOU'RE JERKING ME
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AROUND!
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>> IT SAYS IN THE MANUAL THAT
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YOU HAVE TO SEE IT IN YOUR
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MIND'S EYE.
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>> I'M DOING THAT, ALL RIGHT?
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I GUESS MY CLOAK MODE MUST BE
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STUCK ON.
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SOMETIMES IT GETS STUCK WHEN
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I'M DOING HIGH-PROFILE...
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>> ALL RIGHT. CHECK THIS OUT.
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[ As old woman ] LUCAS...
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CAN YOU GIVE US DIRECTIONS TO
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THE BASEBALL STADIUM?
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>> NANA?
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B-- BUT YOU'RE DEAD!
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>> [ Deep voice ] WHERE IS THE
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STADIUM?!
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>> IT'S OFF THE INTERSTATE!
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TAKE ROUTE 17, GO DOWN ABOUT
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4 BLOCKS, AND MAKE A RIGHT!
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>> HEY, POP QUIZ.
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HOW DID YOU DO THAT THING -- YOU
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KNOW, THAT OLD-LADY THING?
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I-I MEAN, I KNOW HOW YOU DID IT,
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BUT CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME HOW
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YOU DID IT?
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>> IT'S EASY.
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YOU JUST GRAB AN ARTICLE OF
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CLOTHING FROM THAT PERSON, AND
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YOU CAN APPEAR AS THEM.
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>> OH, I KNEW THAT.
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I WAS TESTING YOU, AND YOU GOT
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AN A-PLUS.
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>> WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A SHOT?
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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YEAH, YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT THE
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EXPERT DOES?
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SURE THING, BUDDY.
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I'LL GIVE YOU A THRILL.
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>> GREAT.
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>> CLAUDE! CLAUDE, WHAT AM I?
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WHO AM I?
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AM I HANDSOME?
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AM I SOMEBODY REALLY COOL?
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WHO AM --
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>> HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
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YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED BACK HERE,
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SIR.
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>> NO, NO, HANG ON, MAN.
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I'M WITH HIM!
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>> WHO?
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>> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
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I -- HEY, CLAUDE! WAIT UP!
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>> WHO THE HELL YOU TALKING
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ABOUT?
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>> THAT THERE RED GUY IN THE
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GLASSES!
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I GOT TO GET IN THERE, MAN!
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WHOA!
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OH, HEY, MAN!
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NO!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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GOD! OWW!
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[ MUSIC PLAYING ]
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>> HOLA CORTEZ.
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>> [ GASPS ] iDios mío!
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[ YELPS ]
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AAH!
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[ SIGHS ]
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>> NICE INK, CORTEZ.
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DID YOU FORGET WHO PULLED YOU
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OUT OF THE SLUMS OF VENEZUELA
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AND MADE THIS ALL POSSIBLE?
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>> [ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
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>> HOW ABOUT YOU STOP USING
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JESUS AS A BEARD?
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HERE.
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EVERY TIME YOU GET ON BASE, WE
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WANT YOU TO KISS THIS AND THANK
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THE MAN THAT MADE IT ALL
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POSSIBLE.
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>> ¿UN ESTRELLA DE DAVID?
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>> IT'S A PENTAGRAM, YOU
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WETBACK.
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>> CLAUDE, WHERE ARE YOU AT,
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MAN?
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HEY, NOW, WHAT'D HE SAY?
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>> OKAY. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
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ESTá BIEN.
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LO HARé.
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>> HOW ABOUT I JUST DISSOLVE
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YOUR FACE IN ACID RIGHT NOW?!
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>> WHOA, CLAUDE! WHOA.
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GOING A BIT BAD COP, HERE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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LOOK, WE'RE AUTHORIZED TO GIVE
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HIM THOSE POWERS.
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>> YOU GIVE HIM THIS, HE'LL JUST
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WANT MORE.
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>> YOU NEED TO BACK OFF ON THIS,
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ALL RIGHT?
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I'M THE BOSS HERE.
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THANKS FOR YOUR ENERGY.
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>> YEAH.
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>> LOOK. ALL RIGHT?
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I'M GONNA USE A SPELL.
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I'M GONNA BUMP UP YOUR HAND-EYE
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COORDINATION, BUT YOU
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REMEMBER -- YOU DO THE
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EL DIABLO, POINT-O DOWN-O,
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SMOOCHY, SMOOCHY.
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>> [ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
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>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT
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YOU'RE SAYING.
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SO...OKAY.
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[ CHANTING ]
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NOW, CORTEZ, I THINK THAT LAST
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BIT THERE WILL TINGLE LIKE --
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>> [ GASPS ]
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WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!
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>> [ YELPING ]
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I THINK I DID IT...WRONG.
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>> WATCH OUT!
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YOU'RE STEPPING ON HIM!
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GET A CUP OR SOMETHING!
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>> DUDE, IT'S A ROACH!
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>> NO, THAT'S HIM! STOP!
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WE'RE GONNA REFORM HIM, RIGHT?
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RIGHT?
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>> THE REAL MYSTERY TODAY IS
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WHAT HAPPENED TO PERENNIAL
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ALL-STAR CORTEZ CRUZ.
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CORTEZ, FORGIVE ME FOR SAYING
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SO, BUT YOU LOOKED A LITTLE LOST
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OUT THERE AT THE PLATE.
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>> 'CAUSE HE SWUNG THE BAT LIKE
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A...GIRL.
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>> I WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE
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GETTING AROUND ON HIS FAST BALL.
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BUT, UH, ALSO, UH, DEAREST
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SATAN, I PRAY THAT THE EARTH
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WILL CRACK OPEN AND YOU WILL
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REIGN OVER MAN FOR 1,000 YEARS.
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HEY, MIRA, SATAN. MWAH.
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IT'S ALL FOR YOU, BABY, OKAY?
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>> WHAT A...WEIRD THING TO SAY.
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>> CREAM PIE!
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>> [ SCREAMS ]
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OH, GOD. OH, GOD! OH, GOD!
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>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
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YOU'RE GONNA EXPOSE THE WHOLE
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OPERATION!
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>> NO!
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>> WHAT BASEBALL GUYS DO!
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HAIL SATAN!
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>> DUDE, SATAN, IT WASN'T MY
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FAULT!
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IT'S GARY! LOOK AT HIM!
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HE'S A FAT IDIOT!
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>> [ SHRIEKS ]
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>> I JUST WANT TO SAY HAIL
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SATAN, EVERYBODY.
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I HOPE EVERYBODY'S DOING GOOD,
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AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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[ CACKLES ]
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>> THEY DO THE CREAM PIE WHEN
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THEY WIN, GARY.
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DON'T YOU WATCH SPORTS?
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>> YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE A
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WHILE?
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'CAUSE I COULD GO GET YOU SOME
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MAGAZINES, OR --
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>> OH, NO, I'M GOOD.
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JUST SIT TIGHT IN THE BOWL, HUH?
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>> * I'VE BEEN ROTTEN,
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I'VE BEEN LEFT OUT BEFORE *
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* I'VE BEEN SHUT OUT, HAD MY
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FINGERS SLAMMED IN THE DOOR *
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* AND I'VE BEEN COLD,
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AND I FEEL OLD *
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* AND I FELT YOU LOOKING DOWN,
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AND I KNOW THINGS ARE LOOKING
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UP *
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