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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:07,000 Ah! 2 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:27,399 Come on Penny, call it. Where the fuck are they? 3 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,099 Uh... there! 4 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:33,100 - Brains! - I can shoot through ya! 5 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:37,499 Right in the kisser. 6 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:40,198 You know you don't have to take such pleasure Max. 7 00:01:40,199 --> 00:01:43,098 That used to be a human being. Shut it, Penny! Remember, 8 00:01:43,099 --> 00:01:46,198 Direction is critical. I wanna hear one o'clock, two o'clock, 9 00:01:46,199 --> 00:01:48,100 - three o'clock... - Ten to ten! 10 00:01:48,101 --> 00:01:50,400 Whoa! 11 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:58,100 Christ, Penny, little help would be nice. 12 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,400 OK! 13 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:12,100 - Old school. - Nice. 14 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,200 Show off. 15 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:24,099 Well? 16 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:27,899 Uh... um... I don't know. 17 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:29,900 I'm getting multiple readings. 18 00:02:29,901 --> 00:02:34,299 Multiple readings, piece of shit. Soo-eee! 19 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:36,199 Zombie, zombie, zombie, 20 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:42,299 zombie, zombie, zombie. Soo-eee! Brains. 21 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:44,899 Brains. 22 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:48,299 Looks like this party's just getting started. 23 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:50,999 Brains. 24 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Brains.-? 25 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:26,299 Eww! 26 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:29,999 Shh, Tina. You'll wake Sarah and Craig. 27 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,399 It's just a bug. 28 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,600 I'm sorry, Steve, I'm just not really 29 00:03:34,601 --> 00:03:36,999 used to all this... nature. 30 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:41,599 Don't worry, the family cottage is very modern. 31 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,600 The outhouse is barely 20 feet from the front door. 32 00:03:44,601 --> 00:03:47,899 Haha, very funny. OK, I need you 33 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:51,099 to focus. Think head table. Ready? 34 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,299 A? 35 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:55,400 Or B? 36 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,599 Uh... A? 37 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,698 Oh, my God, I'm so happy that you said that, 'cause otherwise I would have 38 00:04:04,699 --> 00:04:07,200 had to order in the yellow orchids from Thailand, and 39 00:04:07,201 --> 00:04:11,299 I think they almost look the same. Almost. 40 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:14,198 Why don't you put that away for now, Tina? 41 00:04:14,199 --> 00:04:17,300 You did promise you were gonna have fun this weekend. 42 00:04:17,301 --> 00:04:21,199 - You're sweet. I promise to have fun. - Good. 43 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:25,199 - 'Cause I scheduled it in the itinerary. - Um... 44 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,699 I'm just joking. That's not 45 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:31,199 the itinerary for the weekend. This is. 46 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,999 - Tina... - Look, Steve, 47 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:39,600 there's still so much to do, and you've been so busy with your whole work 48 00:04:39,601 --> 00:04:42,599 human resource thingy. Workplace conflict 49 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,999 - resolution initiatives. - Yes, 50 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:49,398 you've had all that stuff. I guess I'm just feeling overwhelmed. 51 00:04:49,399 --> 00:04:53,600 I know that 300 people may seem like a small guest list. 300 people? 52 00:04:53,601 --> 00:04:56,499 But in my family, it's tiny. 53 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,498 I've had to make a lot of compromises 54 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:00,700 for this wedding, which I'm happy to do, 55 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:03,999 but I just want this to be a special day 56 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,299 for both of us. 57 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:08,699 It will be, baby. I promise you. 58 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:11,600 - No doubt in my mind. - Roll over. 59 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:17,599 Your sister snores like a man. 60 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,699 - I know. It's cute. - Yeah. 61 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:24,100 I never thought my matron of honour would snore louder than my husband, but... 62 00:05:24,101 --> 00:05:25,599 Tina. 63 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:28,499 It's just that your sister and I are... 64 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,499 different. 65 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:32,699 I know, and I'm very happy 66 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,700 that you chose her to be your maid of honour. 67 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:37,799 Matron. She's married, and older. 68 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,499 Well, it really means a lot to me. 69 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,699 Aw, honey, you mean a lot to me. 70 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:49,299 And you mean a lot to Muffins! 71 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:52,799 You mean a lot to me too, Muffins. 72 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:57,099 Yes you do. Yes you do. 73 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:58,599 Aww. 74 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,199 So cute! 75 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,500 Gross, Steve. Those things eat their own shit. 76 00:06:02,501 --> 00:06:05,799 What are you talking about? Germans? 77 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,799 Tina's rodent. 78 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:12,199 - Sarah, would you like to hold him? - No. 79 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:15,399 I would. Gimme this little shit eater. 80 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:19,099 - Ah. Ahhh. - Get it away! 81 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:21,499 Would you look at us? 82 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:24,699 One big happy family on vacation. 83 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:27,699 Yeah, it's gonna be great. 84 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:30,099 Yep. 85 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:33,099 I spy with my little eye 86 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:36,699 something that is... fluffy. 87 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:39,298 Ha-ha-ha! You're talking about the rabbit! 88 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:42,300 I am talking about the rabbit! You got it on the first go! 89 00:06:42,301 --> 00:06:45,299 This is why we're together! You're good! 90 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:49,800 Aaaaaaand... here we are. 91 00:06:55,100 --> 00:07:00,199 So? What do you think of the Williams family cottage? 92 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:04,099 Uh... It's... charming. 93 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:07,299 Baby, I told you we're roughing it. 94 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:09,399 Sarah! 95 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,498 I need to know where the cleaning products are. 96 00:07:11,499 --> 00:07:14,600 We really need to give this place a once over. 97 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,299 Yes, Miss Tina. 98 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:19,500 Right aways, Miss Tina. 99 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:34,599 - They hate each other. - Yep. 100 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,898 I thought asking her to be her maid of honour would 101 00:07:36,899 --> 00:07:39,498 bring them closer together. Well, bitches are crazy. 102 00:07:39,499 --> 00:07:41,898 Even when they like each other, they hate each other. 103 00:07:41,899 --> 00:07:43,898 Maybe they really like each other. 104 00:07:43,899 --> 00:07:46,198 No, those bitches really hate each other. 105 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:50,298 Well, I deal with conflict resolution opportunities like this every day. 106 00:07:50,299 --> 00:07:53,498 I think I can, uh... No, listen, buddy, seriously, 107 00:07:53,499 --> 00:07:55,187 your whole corporate Jedi mind shit, it's not 108 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,898 gonna work for your team-building skills here. 109 00:07:56,899 --> 00:07:59,898 I got a few activities planned I think will help mend this relationship. 110 00:07:59,899 --> 00:08:03,798 Mmm. And I have a few activities planned that'll help us get shit faced! 111 00:08:03,799 --> 00:08:07,500 Craig, you're family. I need you on board this weekend. 112 00:08:07,501 --> 00:08:09,600 You're my best man! 113 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,799 You are so... sexy right now. 114 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,199 Craig, I'm being serious. 115 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,200 And our balls are kinda touching. 116 00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:24,800 It's OK, we're family. It's OK. 117 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:31,500 All right, don't mention that. That one's free. 118 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,500 Steve, honey, let's see. 119 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:24,700 Oh, well, look at you. You're getting there. Craig? 120 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:30,199 Wow, Craig, those are perfect. 121 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,298 Yeah, can I drink now, please? 122 00:09:32,299 --> 00:09:34,598 Oh, God, this is brutal! This is the cottage. 123 00:09:34,599 --> 00:09:36,998 We're supposed to be having fun. Its just one more hour, 124 00:09:36,999 --> 00:09:39,698 OK, guys? I mean, we're almost done the place cards, and then 125 00:09:39,699 --> 00:09:42,698 all we have to do is pick out the readings, make the photographer's list, 126 00:09:42,699 --> 00:09:44,238 we're gonna rehearse the speeches real quick. 127 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,800 Babe... Sarah's right. 128 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:50,498 This is our first night here. Why don't we play a game or something? 129 00:09:50,499 --> 00:09:53,498 - Yes! I'll grab the beers. - What kind of game? 130 00:09:53,499 --> 00:09:56,600 Now, the object of this game is to untangle ourselves 131 00:09:56,601 --> 00:10:00,599 without letting go of each other's hands. 132 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,998 - Steve, is this a team-building exercise? - It's a team-building GAME. 133 00:10:03,999 --> 00:10:06,598 - So it's like a party game? - It's kinda like a party game. 134 00:10:06,599 --> 00:10:08,538 It's kinda like retarded. 135 00:10:08,551 --> 00:10:10,500 Sarah, we have to work together as a team. 136 00:10:10,501 --> 00:10:12,499 - Can I get my beer? - No, 137 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:15,298 we can't let go of each other's hands, and we can't talk. 138 00:10:15,299 --> 00:10:18,500 - I can't drink and I can't talk? - Non-verbal cues only. 139 00:10:18,501 --> 00:10:21,499 All right, fine. 140 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,000 Starting... 141 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,899 Ow! 142 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:33,899 - Sorry. - Just... 143 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,899 go under there. Guys! Remember the rules. 144 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:38,800 There's no talking. 145 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:45,598 Oh, God. Time out. Time out. I can't breath! 146 00:10:45,599 --> 00:10:49,398 Oh, my God! I'm sorry. I tried to go under your arm, but I got stuck 147 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,398 in your underarm fa... My what? 148 00:10:51,399 --> 00:10:53,798 OK, let's play another game, shall we? 149 00:10:53,799 --> 00:10:56,500 What, did my matronly underarm fat get in your way? 150 00:10:56,501 --> 00:10:59,599 Oh, Sarah, don't be so dramatic. 151 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:03,698 I'm dramatic? You're the one who's wedding is taking over our vacation. 152 00:11:03,699 --> 00:11:06,798 Well, if you really feel that way, then maybe I shouldn't have made you 153 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:08,798 my matron of honour instead of one of my real friends! 154 00:11:08,799 --> 00:11:10,900 Hey, let's get drunk! How does that sound? 155 00:11:10,901 --> 00:11:13,899 Way ahead of you, buddy. 156 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:15,900 Fine! I don't want to be your god damned matron! 157 00:11:15,901 --> 00:11:17,899 - Fine! - Fine! 158 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:20,798 Calm down! Let's get a little fresh air. 159 00:11:20,799 --> 00:11:22,800 Nobody wants fresh air but you, Steve. 160 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,499 Ah. Ow. 161 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,700 Will you please just... 162 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:57,999 What the...? 163 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,799 Ow! Ow! 164 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,800 Ow! Steve, what is wrong with you? 165 00:12:02,801 --> 00:12:05,699 - Ow! Jesus! Ow! - Steve? 166 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:08,099 Ow! 167 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:10,699 Ah! Ah! 168 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:13,700 Oh, my God! Steve! 169 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,799 Holy fuck, dude! 170 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:27,499 Are you all right? It just kept coming at me. 171 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,598 I thought I killed it, and then it bit me again. 172 00:12:29,599 --> 00:12:33,698 - Whoa! That's a lot of blood. - Oh, honey, are you all right? 173 00:12:33,699 --> 00:12:35,998 No, he's gonna be fine, all right? Some dudes just can't 174 00:12:35,999 --> 00:12:38,398 take the sight of their own blood. Like, I was sword fishing 175 00:12:38,399 --> 00:12:41,198 once, and buddy was casting off, and he catches his buddy's nose, 176 00:12:41,199 --> 00:12:43,698 and, like, rips like half of it off, there's blood everywhere... 177 00:12:43,699 --> 00:12:45,700 - I think I'm gonna be sick. - All right, that is it. 178 00:12:45,701 --> 00:12:49,699 Party is over. We are going to bed. Yeah. Definitely. 179 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:53,100 Steve, seriously? You're gonna make me drink alone? 180 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,499 Groom's mess. Best man cleans up. 181 00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:00,500 I'm gonna go set some place cards on fire. 182 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,600 That's a buzz kill. 183 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:11,900 Maybe we should go home in the morning. This may not have been the best idea. 184 00:13:11,901 --> 00:13:13,499 Hmm? 185 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:16,700 It's just that I get a lot of work done at home 186 00:13:16,701 --> 00:13:20,499 and, you know, the salon really needs me. 187 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,999 No. No, no, no. I think we should stay. 188 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,199 It's just that your sister is 189 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:31,699 so... Baby, are you OK? You're as white as a ghost. 190 00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:33,899 I don't feel so good. 191 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,999 Ohhh, is my big 192 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,900 strong man scared of a little bit of blood? 193 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,599 I know what'll make you feel better. 194 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:46,699 You haven't had one of these in a while. 195 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:49,199 Oh, yeah? 196 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:53,099 A... foot massage! 197 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:56,200 Oh. Yeah! 198 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:05,099 It's weird. I just... I just don't feel right. 199 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,899 You have cold feet. 200 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:09,898 No. No, no, no, no, no. No, I don't. It's, it's... 201 00:14:09,899 --> 00:14:12,198 I'm stressed about everybody getting along. 202 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:14,900 No, Steve, your feet are like icicles. 203 00:14:14,901 --> 00:14:19,799 - Oh. Sorry. - That's OK. 204 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:24,299 Sarah and I... we just... 205 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:29,599 we just rub each other the wrong way sometimes, that's all. 206 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,199 I love you, baby. 207 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,599 You're cute. 208 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:39,199 OK, I promise to make more of an effort 209 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,999 to play nice with your sister. 210 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,598 And I promise to make more of an effort 211 00:14:44,599 --> 00:14:46,500 not to get attacked by killer mosquitoes. 212 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,099 You can't help it. 213 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:53,600 They like to suck your blood because you're so sweet. 214 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,000 Ah-ah. 215 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,199 - Hey, Penny. - Yeah. 216 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:11,100 Come here, get a picture of me with fat zombie here. 217 00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:16,538 You're a child, Max. 218 00:15:16,551 --> 00:15:19,200 Ooh, that'll be a keeper. This is weird. 219 00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:22,799 I've never seen the orb... whoa... flicker like this. 220 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:26,599 Really? What's it saying? 221 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:30,599 - What? - Tactical Bacon is... that way! 222 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:35,799 - Max. - Are you hungry, fat zombie? 223 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,299 I want some Tactical Bacon! 224 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:41,698 Max. - Of course you're hungry, fat zombie. You're a fat zombie. 225 00:15:41,699 --> 00:15:43,700 Max, we need to investigate the area, OK? 226 00:15:43,701 --> 00:15:47,799 All right. Should we investigate the area, fat zombie? 227 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,299 Tactical Bacon now! 228 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:54,099 - The orb is never wrong, OK? - Yeah, OK, right. 229 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:58,799 Well, we'll eat and then we'll check out the area. 230 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,298 But, uh, first, come here, come over here. Come here. Yeah? 231 00:16:02,299 --> 00:16:05,300 I want you to give fat zombie a little kiss. 232 00:16:05,301 --> 00:16:08,799 - Eww, no! - Why, is it 'cause he's fat? 233 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,800 - No! - Jesus! 234 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,199 - Ah! - My bad. 235 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,700 So much for your magic orb. Let's eat. 236 00:16:18,701 --> 00:16:22,100 - Uh, it's still flickering. - Oh, Christ. 237 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,099 Happy? 238 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,100 No, it's... it's so strange. 239 00:16:27,101 --> 00:16:30,099 - It's a... - Penny! 240 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:33,200 - It's as if... - Tactical Bacon! 241 00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:54,099 Good morning! Cory Cortex here, 242 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:57,000 comin' at your undead heads with all the brainformation 243 00:16:57,001 --> 00:17:00,699 a hungry mind can handle, here at AM 640, The... 244 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:03,298 - ...Brain! - Where we get into your heads 245 00:17:03,299 --> 00:17:06,198 and sink our teeth into what really matters... 246 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:10,198 grey matter, that is! Right now traffic is a real headache. 247 00:17:10,199 --> 00:17:13,498 In fact, it's a bloody mess! And before you head out 248 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:16,200 to work, you... Good morning, husband. 249 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,300 - Rise and shine. - Huh. 250 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,500 Hmm! 251 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,200 Come on, sweetie. Have some breakfast. 252 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,899 Did someone say breakfast? 253 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,499 Oh, ha-ha! 254 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,899 Muah! 255 00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:00,799 Oh, hey, Steve. Oh, that looks good! 256 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,400 You gonna eat all that? No, thank you. 257 00:18:03,401 --> 00:18:06,199 Hey, Craig, do you want to go for a run? 258 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:09,500 I would, pal, but the weather forecast says there could... 259 00:18:09,501 --> 00:18:12,499 be rain. 260 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:17,000 - Would anyone like a smoothie? - I would. 261 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,299 Oh, no! 262 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:26,299 Brain freeeeeeeze! 263 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:29,000 Well, let us help you with that. 264 00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,999 Mmm! 265 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,299 Mmm! So good! Steve, 266 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,500 you wanna come try this with us? 267 00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:40,999 - Brains. - Brains. 268 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,499 Brains! 269 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,599 - Brains. - Brains? 270 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,499 THE brain! 271 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,299 Oh, come on! 272 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:52,900 - Ah, brains. - Brains. - Brains. 273 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:03,000 - Brains. - Brains. 274 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,999 Are you sure I can't help, Tina? 275 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,298 Nope! I'm scheduled for breakfast. 276 00:19:32,299 --> 00:19:35,798 And then I have you guys cleaning up, I have Steve and Sarah 277 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,498 making lunch, and Craig and I will clean up, 278 00:19:38,499 --> 00:19:40,438 and then I have Steve and Craig starting dinner. 279 00:19:40,451 --> 00:19:42,400 If that's cool with you guys. AND 280 00:19:42,401 --> 00:19:47,000 I even gave everyone colour- coded tabs to avoid confusion! 281 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:53,499 Vacation itinerary. Yay! 282 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,599 - Good morning! - Hey, 283 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,999 Pooh bear. You're up late. 284 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,500 Uh, ooh, no. 285 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,299 Oh, my God. You look like shit. 286 00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:09,199 Nothing a good run won't cure, right? 287 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:13,599 Everything OK with you girls? 288 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,599 Super. OK, shall we? 289 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,600 Don't be late. I'm making quiche. All right! 290 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,000 You know, I could teach you how to cook. 291 00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:33,099 When you get married, man, it's like a constant battle to hang on to your manhood. 292 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,098 You guys seem to be doing all right. 293 00:20:35,099 --> 00:20:37,098 Yeah, well, your sister's pretty cool. 294 00:20:37,099 --> 00:20:40,098 She's like the female version of you. That's why I married her. 295 00:20:40,099 --> 00:20:43,098 - That's really disturbing. - Yeah, well, they always say, 296 00:20:43,099 --> 00:20:45,400 marry your best friend, and in a weird sort a way. 297 00:20:45,401 --> 00:20:49,399 - I suppose I did. - OK, stop. 298 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:53,500 To be honest, man, I don't even recognize you anymore. You're all... safe. 299 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,499 What's the matter? 300 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,899 Sorry. I can't find my pulse. 301 00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:00,098 You should be looking for your balls. 302 00:21:00,099 --> 00:21:02,398 All right, enough. You're my best man. 303 00:21:02,399 --> 00:21:04,398 You're supposed to be... No, a best man is 304 00:21:04,399 --> 00:21:06,398 supposed to be the guy that's telling you 305 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,937 exactly the way it is. And that's what I'm doing. 306 00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:09,498 I've known you since college. 307 00:21:09,499 --> 00:21:12,400 Face it, Steve, you're about to settle into the big sleep... 308 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:22,700 Steve! 309 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:30,598 Listen to me, all right? Men, we're all wired to be alpha dogs. 310 00:21:30,599 --> 00:21:35,000 Even pussy ones like you who want to be Bill fuckin' Cosby, all right? 311 00:21:35,001 --> 00:21:37,599 And women, they dig alpha dogs. 312 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:41,098 Even strong-willed bitches like ours. You want to be happy? 313 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,998 Grow some 'nads, all right? Don't care about peoples' feelings 314 00:21:43,999 --> 00:21:47,700 or expectations. Take what you want, man. Take what you want... 315 00:21:47,701 --> 00:21:50,499 Oh, God, that's gross, man! 316 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,698 Come on! You know what that was? 317 00:21:52,699 --> 00:21:56,200 - Chimichanga? - No, that was a selfish, thoughtless 318 00:21:56,201 --> 00:21:59,999 urge. And I haven't heard or smelt you fart in like 319 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,599 three years. And do you know why? 320 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:06,700 'Cause you're not allowed to. Heh! Brutal. 321 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,399 Do me a favour: 322 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,337 Don't tell Sarah I was smoking. How do I smell? 323 00:22:12,350 --> 00:22:14,298 You smell like ass! 324 00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:17,600 And Mexican food. Christ! Eat a salad. Jealous. 325 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,200 Steve, you know we're gonna eat at least twice more today, right? 326 00:22:29,201 --> 00:22:32,199 I can't help it. I'm starving. 327 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:36,100 I'm just happy that you're feeling better, honey. 328 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,799 Eww! 329 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,599 Gross! Steve, 330 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,498 you know I don't like that. I am so sorry. 331 00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:49,500 I don't know what just happened. 332 00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:52,799 Are you OK? You look really pale. 333 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:58,199 Too fast, didn't you? Did you eats too fast? Is there too many 334 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:03,100 - eggies in your little belly? - Are you not feeling very goo... 335 00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:17,599 Excuse me. 336 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,399 Uh... I'm just, um... 337 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:24,700 I'm just gonna make sure he's OK. I'll be right back. 338 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,700 I know the itinerary says I'm supposed to clean up... 339 00:23:34,701 --> 00:23:36,400 but... 340 00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:45,600 It's fine. 341 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:54,499 - Hey. - Hey. 342 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,899 You're smoking? 343 00:23:56,900 --> 00:24:00,400 I thought you gave it up when you moved in with Craig. 344 00:24:00,401 --> 00:24:04,899 Yeah, I started again after you proposed to Tina. 345 00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:07,500 I don't know what's happening to me. 346 00:24:07,501 --> 00:24:13,099 - You're marrying a fuckin' bitch? - Don't start, please. 347 00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:15,498 Why can't you just try to get along? 348 00:24:15,499 --> 00:24:17,600 I'm sorry, Steve, but I don't like her. 349 00:24:17,601 --> 00:24:23,799 And I resent you for guilting me into being her matron of honour. I'm happy with Tina. 350 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,799 Steve, you look like shit, OK? 351 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,498 And I think maybe this is your body's way of telling you 352 00:24:29,499 --> 00:24:31,898 something that your brain is afraid to. 353 00:24:31,899 --> 00:24:33,898 OK, I'm giving up a few things here and there. 354 00:24:33,899 --> 00:24:36,698 That's it. That's what a relationship is! 355 00:24:36,699 --> 00:24:38,700 I'm not like you, Sarah. I'm not... 356 00:24:38,701 --> 00:24:42,199 - A bitch? - No. I'm not... 357 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,799 super strongly opinionated. 358 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:48,199 All I want is to be content. 359 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,599 Satisfied. 360 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,499 Not struggling or hungry for anything. 361 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:54,800 Well, then you're already dead. 362 00:24:54,801 --> 00:24:57,299 Don't you want more to live for? 363 00:24:57,300 --> 00:25:01,399 I'm happy with the way things are. 364 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,900 Please, just... just be nice. 365 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,499 Fine. 366 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,899 If that's what you want. 367 00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:14,799 It is. Thank you. 368 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,599 Are you feeling any better? 369 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,599 I'm still really hungry, actually. 370 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,399 Well, I wouldn't recommend the quiche. 371 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,800 It was made by a fucking gutter cunt. 372 00:25:26,801 --> 00:25:29,499 Whoa! 373 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:32,600 Sorry, I'm just getting my fill while I can. 374 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,199 Don't tell Craig I was smoking, K? 375 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,500 I'm going to go hose the puke off your bride to be. 376 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:57,699 Max. These readings are like nothing I've ever seen before. 377 00:25:57,700 --> 00:26:00,398 That piece o' shit's a thousand years old, Penny. 378 00:26:00,399 --> 00:26:03,900 The warranty is long gone. Max, the orb is fine, OK? 379 00:26:03,901 --> 00:26:08,399 It's these readings... they're just, uh, different. 380 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:12,700 We have to interpret them. That's your department, sweet cheeks. 381 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,798 Look, I, I can't be sure, but, um... 382 00:26:16,799 --> 00:26:19,600 I think we might have a mutation on our hands. 383 00:26:19,601 --> 00:26:21,799 Mutated zombies? Bring it! 384 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:25,499 No, um, I don't think it's a zombie, actually. 385 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:28,500 I thought that thing only searched out meat puppets. 386 00:26:28,501 --> 00:26:31,599 Well, I mean, it could be, but I also t... 387 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,599 Max? Max... Max! 388 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,500 Max! Jesus Christ! 389 00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:41,138 OK, where's all the little lightning bolts? 390 00:26:41,151 --> 00:26:43,399 Uh, well, 391 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,598 well, that's, that's the thing. I mean, I mean, 392 00:26:45,599 --> 00:26:47,798 the charges indicate the presence 393 00:26:47,799 --> 00:26:50,398 of zombie DNA, so when one is near, it activates. 394 00:26:50,399 --> 00:26:53,398 But this flickering could indicate a hybrid. 395 00:26:53,399 --> 00:26:56,700 Hybrid? What, you mean like a fuckin' hippie car? 396 00:26:56,701 --> 00:27:00,300 No, Max, like a... fucking resistant host. 397 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,387 Oh, Christ, that reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. 398 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,398 Max, this could be 399 00:27:04,399 --> 00:27:07,098 exactly what I've been looking for... Waaaah! 400 00:27:07,099 --> 00:27:10,798 Oh, Penny, for Christ's sake, that's the last time you drive. - Look Max, 401 00:27:10,799 --> 00:27:13,800 this could be exactly what I've been looking for, OK? 402 00:27:13,801 --> 00:27:17,999 A person with the genetic make-up to resist the symptoms! 403 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,998 I'm tellin' ya, Penny, the only good zombie is a dead zombie. 404 00:27:21,999 --> 00:27:25,000 No, no, no. This could be why the orb has been acting so strangely. 405 00:27:25,001 --> 00:27:28,399 And if we can capture this... person, 406 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,400 we could extract their DNA and find a vaccine, Max! 407 00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:34,300 Yeah, well, dream on. 408 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:42,698 - Hey. - Oh, hey, buddy! - Where you guys going? 409 00:27:42,699 --> 00:27:44,788 Into town. You wanna come? 410 00:27:44,801 --> 00:27:46,900 No, Steve should stay here and get some rest. 411 00:27:46,901 --> 00:27:50,799 - Baby, I am so sorry about... - Ah, it's OK. 412 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,100 It's just... you're not feeling well. You know? 413 00:27:53,101 --> 00:27:55,499 - Yeah. - Yeah. Ooh! Ugh... 414 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:57,499 Just... go lie down. 415 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,999 K. 416 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,700 Yeah. 417 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,999 Have fun! 418 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,400 We won't! 419 00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:11,499 Max! Max! Pull in! 420 00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:13,500 Pull in here! 421 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:23,698 Oh, Sarah, it looks like you're not gonna get any sun this weekend. 422 00:28:23,699 --> 00:28:27,200 It's OK! I'll book you a spray tan before the wedding. 423 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,000 Hi. Are you guys lost? 424 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,398 Oh, uh, no. We, um, are actually here because... 425 00:28:45,399 --> 00:28:47,400 Have you kids seen any zombies. 426 00:28:47,401 --> 00:28:51,399 - Seriously? - Yeah, 427 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,599 we're looking for, uh, a, uh, undead 428 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,699 creature. Humanoid-lookin'. 429 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:59,699 Possibly, uh, droolin' and, uh, 430 00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:01,887 eatin' people's brains. OK, what my associate 431 00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:04,098 is trying to say is that there has 432 00:29:04,099 --> 00:29:07,500 been a Stage 1 outbreak... Oh, come on, Penny, we haven't got time for that. 433 00:29:07,501 --> 00:29:11,399 - I recognize you guys from somewhere! - Here we go. 434 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,799 No, I totally saw you guys online! 435 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:19,100 The only good zombie is a dead zombie. 436 00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:27,399 That's ridiculous! 437 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,399 Fuck. 438 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:33,899 No, fuck you! Ahhhhhhhhh! Fuck you! 439 00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:35,998 What were you doing on a website called. 440 00:29:35,999 --> 00:29:38,498 - AWholes.com, Craig? - You wanted to experiment! 441 00:29:38,499 --> 00:29:41,098 Never mind that. All right, no, seriously, you guys are 442 00:29:41,099 --> 00:29:44,100 fucking hilarious! And you, dude, you've got some real talent, all right? 443 00:29:44,101 --> 00:29:46,599 "Only good zombie's a dead zombie!" 444 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,599 So fuckin' cheese, that is awesome, man! 445 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,799 Eww, gross! What the fuck?! 446 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,098 - What the fuck? You're the fuck! - Craig, get in the car! 447 00:29:56,099 --> 00:29:59,998 Why the fuck do I gotta get in the car? He should get in the car. Fucker spit on me! 448 00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:01,587 Just get in the car, Craig! 449 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,198 Yeah, Craig get in the car. Get in the van, Max. 450 00:30:03,199 --> 00:30:05,798 Don't tell me to get in the van, Penny. 451 00:30:05,799 --> 00:30:08,798 Max, I need you to trust my judgment right now and get in the van. 452 00:30:08,799 --> 00:30:10,438 You want me to get in the van? I'll get in the fuckin' van. 453 00:30:10,451 --> 00:30:12,100 Thank you, Max! 454 00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:15,999 I'm sorry. Um, he's been under a lot of stress lately. 455 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,619 - Right. - Hey, Yeah? 456 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,838 This is what I think of your fuckin' judgment! 457 00:30:21,851 --> 00:30:24,699 Whoa! Max! Max, no! 458 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,799 Oh, my God! Haha-ha! Fucking hilarious! 459 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,699 - Shut up! - Max, what did you do? 460 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:34,599 - Fuck... - Oh, my God. This is bad. 461 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,099 Uh... do you have any, uh, crazy glue? 462 00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:41,799 - No. We have to go now. - OK, no, I understand, um, 463 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,699 but IF you see anything 464 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:48,499 that's out of the ordinary, you can give us a call 465 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:51,600 right there. Penel... that's me on the bottom there. 466 00:30:51,601 --> 00:30:54,999 And I also have this for you. 467 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,199 Um... if you could just help... 468 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:03,499 It sticks. Can you grab that? Yeah, no problem. Right here is... this! 469 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:06,099 - Ah. - It's complimentary, 470 00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:09,598 and you can just give it a read. When you have a moment. 471 00:31:09,599 --> 00:31:11,700 - Uh-huh. - Uh, sorry to bother you. 472 00:31:11,701 --> 00:31:14,599 - Yeah. OK, Bye. - OK. Bye-bye. 473 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,899 Max! Wait! 474 00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:21,099 Wait! Max! Max! 475 00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:27,000 What a bunch of crazies. This is not funny! Max, it's not funny! 476 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,799 Undead creature? 477 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:35,299 Humanoid-looking. Yeah. 478 00:31:35,300 --> 00:31:37,699 Probably drooling... 479 00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:43,099 and eating somebody's... Ohhhh! 480 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:45,099 Eating somebody's brains. 481 00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:48,099 Ugh! 482 00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:49,700 Ugh! 483 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,599 Brains? 484 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,999 Ah! 485 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,299 Mm! 486 00:31:58,300 --> 00:32:00,600 Mm! 487 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,799 I want brai... Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm! 488 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,699 Mm-mmm! Mm-mmm! Mm-mmm! 489 00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:09,999 No I don't! No I don't! 490 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,900 I want, um... I want a...! 491 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,200 Pecan pie! 492 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,300 Mmm! Pecan pie! Mmm! 493 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,699 Mmm! Yeah! This is so delicious! 494 00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:31,000 Mmm! Mmm! 495 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:41,700 Damn it! I want brains. 496 00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:45,399 Ugh! 497 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,399 Oh, God! 498 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:54,099 I'm a zombie! I'm a god damned zombie. 499 00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:56,000 Tina's gonna kill me. 500 00:33:40,900 --> 00:33:43,000 No. 501 00:33:57,700 --> 00:33:59,800 Yes. 502 00:34:15,900 --> 00:34:18,299 Groovy. 503 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:21,099 Ouch! 504 00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:24,300 Ahhhh... Whew! 505 00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:30,699 All right, you little bastards. 506 00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:33,099 Food chain ends here. 507 00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:35,100 Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 508 00:34:35,101 --> 00:34:38,299 Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 509 00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:41,299 Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 510 00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:45,999 Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 511 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 512 00:34:48,001 --> 00:34:51,899 Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 513 00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:55,200 Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 514 00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:01,900 Ah! 515 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,800 Ah! 516 00:35:11,900 --> 00:35:15,799 Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 517 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:19,399 Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 518 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,399 Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 519 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:26,399 Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 520 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,899 Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 521 00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:32,000 Oh, my God, it's moving. 522 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,500 Oh. 523 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,599 I don't know, Muffins. 524 00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:00,899 Maybe I should just give up, turn myself in. 525 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:03,000 I'm a pretty crappy zombie. 526 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,999 Come here. 527 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,999 Come here, big guy. 528 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,199 Ohhhh. 529 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,999 Are you scared? 530 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:16,400 Sorry I scared you, buddy. You thought I was going to eat you, didn't you? 531 00:36:16,401 --> 00:36:19,599 Yeah, you thought I was going to eat you. 532 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,600 You thought I was going to eat your brain! 533 00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:30,199 Wooo! 534 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:33,098 Did you take your fucking adrenaline? Steve. 535 00:36:33,099 --> 00:36:36,600 I don't know how you think you're gonna eat an entire watermelon... 536 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,300 Hi! 537 00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:49,600 Let me get this straight. You think that you are a zombie? 538 00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:54,287 Little bit. 539 00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:56,298 Tina, this is ridiculous! Look at the pressure 540 00:36:56,299 --> 00:36:58,400 that you're putting on him for this stupid wedding! 541 00:36:58,401 --> 00:37:02,599 What?! My rabbit just died! 542 00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,999 Oh, God, it was a glorified rat! 543 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,200 Stop it! You heard the guy in the driveway. They said they were looking for me. 544 00:37:08,201 --> 00:37:11,899 - Oh, God. - Steve, this is the real world, 545 00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:15,400 OK? That guy was a psycho. There are no such thing as zombies! 546 00:37:15,401 --> 00:37:20,099 Then how do you explain the brains? Ugh! Damn it! 547 00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:23,999 Oh, my God. Gross! My fianc� doesn't eat brains. 548 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,599 Ugh. 549 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,299 Can we please not say that word? 550 00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:31,100 Actually, I think he does eat... brains. 551 00:37:31,101 --> 00:37:33,499 - Ugh. - Exhibit fuckin' A. 552 00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:36,099 Shut up! Shut up! 553 00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:38,198 Steve, we are getting married, 554 00:37:38,199 --> 00:37:40,198 and you are just freaking out. 555 00:37:40,199 --> 00:37:42,198 Lots of men do this before the big day. 556 00:37:42,199 --> 00:37:46,600 - Honey, I obviously have a problem here. - You have a problem? 557 00:37:46,601 --> 00:37:48,399 I have a problem! 558 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,300 Do you know how many people are coming to our wedding? 559 00:37:51,301 --> 00:37:55,599 How many meals I've skipped to fit into that $5,000 dress? 560 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:59,998 And now my fianc� tells me that he doesn't want to marry me by killing my rabbit! 561 00:37:59,999 --> 00:38:01,998 Baby, listen to me. I love you. Of course 562 00:38:01,999 --> 00:38:05,300 I'm going to marry you! This isn't cold feet. I'm sick! 563 00:38:05,301 --> 00:38:09,299 Really? Really, Steve? OK, if you're a zombie, 564 00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:11,498 then how come you're not trying to eat my face? 565 00:38:11,499 --> 00:38:15,400 I don't know! I don't want to. I couldn't hurt anybody. 566 00:38:15,401 --> 00:38:17,499 But baby, I... 567 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:23,499 I really need to eat! I am so freakin' hungry right now! 568 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:27,400 I can't even eat regular food! So what do we do? We find me 569 00:38:27,401 --> 00:38:30,199 something I can eat. That's it? 570 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,399 Yes! It's not a big deal! 571 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,699 I'm sorry, uh, no big deal? 572 00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:38,599 Dude, you're a fucking zombie! This is a huge deal. 573 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,700 All right, everybody, let's just calm down. 574 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,700 Craig, does that book say anything about food? 575 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,199 Page one. 576 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,699 Mmm! All right! 577 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:57,299 Just listen. I feel great. 578 00:38:57,300 --> 00:39:00,199 All right? I feel good, I really do! 579 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:04,299 I just need to find myself some... Mmm! 580 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:08,299 You know? So I'm gonna go to the store and get them. 581 00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:10,599 We're coming with you. 582 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,599 Thank you. 583 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,500 No! 584 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:19,199 I'll go change. 585 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,399 This is bullshit. He's not a zombie. 586 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:26,299 Of course he's not. But I'm gonna call him on it. 587 00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:28,798 If he wants brains, I will get him brains. 588 00:39:28,799 --> 00:39:33,000 I'll even mash them up and I will spoon feed him if I have to. But afterwards, 589 00:39:33,001 --> 00:39:36,300 he's gonna tell me what this is really about. 590 00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:50,199 - So... should I put this in the freezer? - Really, Craig? 591 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,700 Maybe a stew? 592 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,299 Look at this place, look at this! 593 00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:01,299 This looks great! 594 00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:04,599 Um... OK. 595 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:08,099 - Creative Meats. - Gross. 596 00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:10,199 - Ew. - Don't be rude. 597 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,700 I didn't realize meat was a medium for expressing creativity. 598 00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:28,100 Oh, dude! What are ya...? 599 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:36,499 Whoa. This place looks like a Civil War field hospital or something. 600 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:39,099 Craig, a little positive thinking. 601 00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:42,399 Guys, look. Skunk meat! 602 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,699 - Fresh skunk meat! - Ah! 603 00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:48,498 You look like a gal with an adventurous palate. 604 00:40:48,499 --> 00:40:51,898 You know, raccoon is more subtle than you might think, despite 605 00:40:51,899 --> 00:40:54,500 it's popular reputation as a garbage feeder. 606 00:40:54,501 --> 00:40:57,699 Yes, ma'am, I do love me some 'coon meat! 607 00:40:57,700 --> 00:41:00,300 Who doesn't? Ha-ha-ha-ha... 608 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:06,800 Actually, we're looking for something, a... little off the menu. 609 00:41:06,801 --> 00:41:09,499 Pardon me, sir, 610 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:12,400 but this establishment does not condone the sale 611 00:41:12,401 --> 00:41:15,699 of illegal firearms. I am but a simple butcher. 612 00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:21,699 But, just out of curiosity, what type and calibre are we talking about? 613 00:41:21,700 --> 00:41:23,400 Ohhh. 614 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,199 No, actually, thank you. 615 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:31,699 Um, we're actually looking for some... 616 00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:34,299 brains. 617 00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:38,399 - And maybe some of that racoon meat. - Eww! 618 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,899 What? He made it... he made it sound kinda good. 619 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:44,299 Did I just hear you right, boy? 620 00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:47,400 Did you just ask me for... brains? 621 00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:51,899 Yes. 622 00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:55,699 Well, hot dog! I'm a brain man myself! 623 00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:58,599 Wa-hooo! This is your lucky day, muchacho 624 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,598 I don't get as much call for brains, 625 00:42:00,599 --> 00:42:02,900 on account of the cholesterol. But I'll tell ya, 626 00:42:02,901 --> 00:42:06,799 I'll take me a mass of pan-fried calves' brains 627 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,199 over a rack of ribs 10 out of 10! 628 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:13,499 - Ugh! - Sure. Ha-ha! Me too. 629 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:16,200 These just came in this morning. 630 00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:23,000 Ohhoho! This is messed up. 631 00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:26,898 Yeah, I'm gonna be in the car. 632 00:42:26,899 --> 00:42:29,400 Now, these little ones are appetizer size. 633 00:42:29,401 --> 00:42:31,699 Great for holiday entertaining. 634 00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:35,600 We got squirrel, muskrat, and those little ones there, 635 00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:39,300 them's rattlesnake. Choice eating, those! 636 00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:45,399 - May I? - I'm not big on free samples... 637 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,700 but I don't get many chances to eat brains 638 00:42:47,701 --> 00:42:51,500 with a fellow gourmand, as it were, so... 639 00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:55,499 Cheers. 640 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:57,499 Steve! That's enough. 641 00:42:57,500 --> 00:43:02,200 You're not actually gonna eat that, are you? Oh, yeah. 642 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,500 I will be in the car. 643 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:11,799 Well, I guess it's a table for two, monsieur! Unless... 644 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,599 Oh, no. No, I'm good. 645 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,300 Yeah. 646 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,699 Mmm! 647 00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:33,699 Just like a little candy, right, Stevie? 648 00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:35,699 They are delicious! 649 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:40,700 You like 'em raw, too! A man after my own heart. Mmm! 650 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:47,099 - What are those ones there? - Oh, these are simply divine! Here we got 651 00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:51,399 skunk, owl, Canadian beaver, and rabbit. 652 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,400 Oh, rabbit! Your favourite! 653 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,600 - Too soon? - Mm... 654 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:02,899 And this... 655 00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:07,599 is la pi�ce de r�sistance. This is 656 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:11,399 genuine, Grade A, all-American 657 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,500 grizzly bear brain. It is to die for. 658 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:21,000 - It's beautiful. - Grill this baby low and slow for... 659 00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:25,300 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, he's gonna pay 660 00:44:25,301 --> 00:44:28,000 for that. That's $19.99 a pound. 661 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,799 - Ahh. Ahhh! - So? 662 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,399 - How do you feel? - OK. 663 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:42,599 You know what? I feel OK. 664 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,399 We'll take it. We'll take it all. 665 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,300 Yeah! Ha-ha-ha! 666 00:44:56,900 --> 00:45:00,599 See that? Good as new. 667 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,700 You wanna kiss and make up? 668 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,400 Pull over there. 669 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,999 You want to stay here? 670 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,498 Uh, listen. Between the crazy glue and the painkillers 671 00:45:19,499 --> 00:45:21,538 for your foot, we have gone way over budget, OK? 672 00:45:21,551 --> 00:45:23,600 So now we are roughing it. 673 00:45:23,601 --> 00:45:27,199 Don't even! Fine. I like it rough. 674 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,999 Then don't moisturize your hand. 675 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,699 OK, but you have to spit on it. 676 00:45:33,700 --> 00:45:36,000 I will glue that hand to your face! 677 00:45:36,001 --> 00:45:38,999 Remove your hand. 678 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,000 Kindly remove your hand right now. Give me a little. 679 00:45:42,001 --> 00:45:46,499 That's real mature, Max. 680 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:49,500 You have pushed me to my limit. 681 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:03,799 Can you please not do that right now? 682 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,599 What? 683 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,798 - Eat like a fuckin' zombie pig! - Craig, you're not helping. 684 00:46:08,799 --> 00:46:11,800 No. I'm not, because I'm not a zombie collaborator. 685 00:46:11,801 --> 00:46:14,699 SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! 686 00:46:14,700 --> 00:46:16,200 YOU SHUT UP! YOU SHUT UP! 687 00:46:16,201 --> 00:46:18,700 - Ow! What the fuck?! - Oh, my God! 688 00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:23,699 - OK. - Don't touch me right now! 689 00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:27,200 Look, I know this is a lot to take in, but it's really 690 00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:29,499 - gonna be OK. - Really? How? 691 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:31,699 - Yeah, how? - Here's an idea: 692 00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:33,698 Why don't we talk about this in the cabin? 693 00:46:33,699 --> 00:46:36,000 Oh, no, I think we should talk about this on the way home. 694 00:46:36,001 --> 00:46:40,200 - Yeah, I agree. I'll start packing. - Guys! Wait! 695 00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:44,098 - Great. Thanks, Craig. - Eat me! 696 00:46:44,099 --> 00:46:46,700 - What's that supposed to mean? - Would you two just please 697 00:46:46,701 --> 00:46:48,999 - stop it! - OK, damn it! 698 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:53,098 I know that you're scared, all right? I am too. I'm not afraid. 699 00:46:53,099 --> 00:46:55,598 There's no reason for us to be treating each other like this. 700 00:46:55,599 --> 00:46:57,700 Now, I'm starting to feel better. The hunger's not so bad 701 00:46:57,701 --> 00:47:00,599 anymore. Now, someone please tell me 702 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,200 where are my snake brains are. They're in your hand. 703 00:47:03,201 --> 00:47:07,699 - Which hand? - The one in the car. 704 00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,699 Oh, oh, my God! 705 00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:11,899 Oh, my God! I'm so sorry, baby! 706 00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:15,599 That's amazing! I don't even feel that! 707 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,600 - What do you mean? - I don't feel it. At all. 708 00:47:18,601 --> 00:47:23,100 - It doesn't hurt? - Nope! - Seriously? 709 00:47:27,900 --> 00:47:31,499 - It's fine! I'm OK! - No pain? 710 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:34,199 - Uh-uh. - Let's do that again. 711 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,099 - No! - This is stupid! 712 00:47:36,100 --> 00:47:40,099 - No, its actually pretty cool. - OK, you could warn me 713 00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:43,100 next time. Oh, look, you, uh, dropped your little bag of snacks there. 714 00:47:43,101 --> 00:47:44,999 Let me get that for ya. 715 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:49,699 - What the fuck, Craig! - That was awesome! 716 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:52,199 OK, that was a good one. 717 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:55,598 No, but seriously, we should get you to a hospital. 718 00:47:55,599 --> 00:47:59,098 Why? I mean, aside from the brains and a little numbness, I'm fine. 719 00:47:59,099 --> 00:48:02,898 Besides, when it comes down to it, it's really just a dietary restriction. 720 00:48:02,899 --> 00:48:05,098 Yeah, it's like that chick I know, uh, what's her face? 721 00:48:05,099 --> 00:48:09,098 Um, she's allergic to gluten and shit. What's her face? Fuck. 722 00:48:09,099 --> 00:48:12,700 It's me, you idiot! Your wife? I'm gluten intolerant! 723 00:48:12,701 --> 00:48:15,299 Steve, 724 00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:19,599 I just want you to feel like yourself again. I do, Tina. 725 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:23,099 I feel great! And you know what? I'm happy. 726 00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:26,999 And I'm in love with you. 727 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,300 Ugh... 728 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,299 - OK, we can stay. - Seriously? 729 00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:39,600 Am I the only one that sees a problem with this? 730 00:48:39,601 --> 00:48:42,200 You can't feel pain! You eat brains! 731 00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:45,199 I don't even want to eat brains... 732 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,599 that much. Look, I promise, 733 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:51,100 the first second that I feel bad, we'll go home. All right? 734 00:48:51,101 --> 00:48:53,399 Fine. But for the record, 735 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,299 this is a bad idea. 736 00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:58,699 Lets just try to have some fun. 737 00:48:58,700 --> 00:49:01,700 Oh!? 738 00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:05,299 Woo! 739 00:49:05,300 --> 00:49:08,999 ...Go away 740 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,400 Even though I didn't want to let go 741 00:49:11,401 --> 00:49:15,200 Why can't you see that what you're looking for 742 00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:18,199 Oh! Huh 743 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,099 Hey! 744 00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:22,899 And you're never gonna let it show 745 00:49:22,900 --> 00:49:24,100 Ah! 746 00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:30,699 ...Girl like you 747 00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:34,100 You you you you you you you you 748 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,899 No, no, I don't miss you now 749 00:49:52,900 --> 00:49:55,699 But I will never find another one 750 00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:58,299 No, no, you don't miss me now 751 00:49:58,300 --> 00:50:01,899 But you will never... - Woo! 752 00:50:01,900 --> 00:50:04,399 - Oh, my God! - Yeah! 753 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:08,100 - ...Never find another one. - I feel great! 754 00:50:13,100 --> 00:50:16,100 Oh, my God! 755 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,999 Oh, kill me! 756 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,698 That's it, we have to get him to the hospital. 757 00:50:39,699 --> 00:50:42,998 He's fine. Look at all the stuff he did today. 758 00:50:42,999 --> 00:50:45,898 Tina, he's not a superhero; He's undead! 759 00:50:45,899 --> 00:50:48,338 I think he's getting worse. How could this be worse? 760 00:50:48,351 --> 00:50:50,800 Look. Right here it says: 761 00:50:50,801 --> 00:50:55,199 "The undead host must consume living "human cerebral tissue. 762 00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:58,300 Any dead or non-human tissue will eventually be rejected." 763 00:50:58,301 --> 00:51:00,999 WhWhWhat are you talking about? 764 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:05,298 Animal brains are like junk food. It's like he's yakking up zombie mini doughnuts. 765 00:51:05,299 --> 00:51:07,498 Why didn't you tell us about this before? 766 00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:11,100 What? I hadn't gotten that far. Look at how thick this bitch is! 767 00:51:11,101 --> 00:51:14,499 Nooo, my Steve is gonna be OK. 768 00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:16,999 He's gonna be OK. He's gonna be OK 769 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,198 just in time for the wedding. Tina, 770 00:51:19,199 --> 00:51:22,700 if this keeps up, by next week we'll be at his funeral. 771 00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:29,000 Oh, hey, buddy. You get it all out? 772 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,999 Oh, my God, Steve. 773 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,400 You look like death! That's it, Tina. 774 00:51:37,401 --> 00:51:42,399 We have to take him to the hospital now! Enough! 775 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,999 He's fine. He's fine! 776 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:49,899 We are not taking him to some back-water hospital. He's fine. 777 00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:52,799 You just need some rest, right, baby? 778 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,399 You just need some rest, that's all. 779 00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:59,299 - Ahhh... Ah! - Oh, my God! 780 00:51:59,300 --> 00:52:03,298 - Holy fuck, dude! That is your ear! - OK, I draw the line at things 781 00:52:03,299 --> 00:52:05,898 falling off my brother's face. Craig, get the car. 782 00:52:05,899 --> 00:52:07,437 Finally. See you guys, later. 783 00:52:07,450 --> 00:52:08,998 No, they're coming with us. Son of a fuck! 784 00:52:08,999 --> 00:52:11,198 No! We are not going anywhere! 785 00:52:11,199 --> 00:52:14,300 Craig, go upstairs right now and get my cosmetic kit. 786 00:52:14,301 --> 00:52:17,599 - Right. - This is fucked. 787 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:20,400 Honey, I see women that are way worse come 788 00:52:20,401 --> 00:52:22,999 into my salon, and you know what? 789 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:28,199 After I'm done with them, they're like, like new people! 790 00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:32,399 - I'm in pretty bad shape, Tina. - Look at me. 791 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:36,900 You and I are going to be doing the chicken dance with my Nonna at our wedding 792 00:52:36,901 --> 00:52:38,999 in one week. OK? 793 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,999 But right now my man looks like shit, 794 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,000 so we have some work to do. 795 00:52:48,300 --> 00:52:50,300 Sarah, go get me a paper towel. 796 00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:53,299 - Tina, you're not seri... - Now! 797 00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:55,299 Craig, 798 00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:58,200 I need you to take Steve's ear and rinse it off. 799 00:52:58,201 --> 00:53:00,900 - Fuck that noise! - Craig! 800 00:53:02,300 --> 00:53:03,899 What's that? 801 00:53:03,900 --> 00:53:07,000 Oh, it's eyelash adhesive. Yeah. 802 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,899 - Oh... - Oh! 803 00:53:12,900 --> 00:53:14,899 What? 804 00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:21,599 Just say they're piercings. I'm not fucking touching it. Ugh... OK... 805 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,300 Heh-heh... 806 00:53:26,300 --> 00:53:30,599 Now, just... hold... still. 807 00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:34,600 OK? And... Ugh! 808 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:18,700 RESYNC BY BSpidey87. 809 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:39,100 Ahhhhh! Ahhh, I feel like Frankenstein. 810 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,399 Thank you for being so sweet. 811 00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:51,299 Honey, I'm not giving up on you because of some eating disorder 812 00:53:51,300 --> 00:53:54,599 or, or a missing ear. 813 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:59,999 This wouldn't even turn a head at my family dinner table. I love you, baby. 814 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,399 OK, now, stay straight. 815 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,400 You don't want to have crooked ears. 816 00:54:05,401 --> 00:54:07,999 No. 'Cause my man has perfect ears. 817 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,600 As long as he looks fine for your fucking wedding. 818 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:19,099 Craig, can you come here for a sec? 819 00:54:19,100 --> 00:54:21,999 What? 820 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,499 - Hold this. - Gross! 821 00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:26,499 Don't move, either of you. 822 00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:30,499 Sarah, can I talk to you in the other room for a second? 823 00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:33,599 - You sure can. - Great. 824 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:38,100 Whoa, wait. Where are you guys going? We'll be back. 825 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,099 So, uh... zombie dick? 826 00:54:43,100 --> 00:54:47,298 - Yeah, its pretty bad. - So, what now, Tina? You want to talk 827 00:54:47,299 --> 00:54:50,300 about the fringe on my matron of honour dress? 828 00:54:50,301 --> 00:54:52,499 All right, that is... it! 829 00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:55,999 What the fuck?! You just punched my tit! 830 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,038 Come on, tough girl. You got a problem with me? 831 00:54:58,051 --> 00:55:00,100 Let's see what you... Oww! 832 00:55:00,101 --> 00:55:03,399 Ow! Jesus! You punch like a man! 833 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:06,099 What the hell is your problem?! 834 00:55:06,100 --> 00:55:07,638 I just want us to get this out of our systems 835 00:55:07,651 --> 00:55:09,200 so that we can work together and help Steve. 836 00:55:09,201 --> 00:55:12,999 So you punch me in the tit?! What are you, 12? 837 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,198 You're kind of a bad ass, so I... I needed an advantage. 838 00:55:16,199 --> 00:55:18,498 Yeah? Well, this bad ass is about to kick your ass! 839 00:55:18,499 --> 00:55:21,400 If you're done playing zombie makeover with him, 840 00:55:21,500 --> 00:55:24,100 we can actually get him some god damn professional help. 841 00:55:24,101 --> 00:55:26,400 What the...? 842 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,800 Yeah, and those people that came by, 843 00:55:31,801 --> 00:55:35,499 they seem like real humanitarians. Tina! Sarah! 844 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:39,099 - Don't move that ear! - Yeah, Steve. This is hot. 845 00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:41,700 I'm sick of you and your Little Miss Perfect bullshit! 846 00:55:41,701 --> 00:55:46,400 - Ugh! - Girls! - Just a bit longer. 847 00:55:50,100 --> 00:55:52,099 Don't you even! 848 00:55:52,100 --> 00:55:54,100 Ah! Stop it! 849 00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,499 I hate you! 850 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:03,200 - You! - Bitch! 851 00:56:11,700 --> 00:56:17,200 - Emo slut! - Plastic whore! 852 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,499 Enough! Tina! 853 00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:25,299 Try talking to Sarah! 854 00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:28,699 - Fine! Sarah, you're a bitch! - Tina! 855 00:56:28,700 --> 00:56:32,198 Stop using judgemental language, get to the heart of your conflict, 856 00:56:32,199 --> 00:56:35,098 and empathize with her point of view. And Sarah, 857 00:56:35,099 --> 00:56:39,400 stop being so defensively aggressive and be an active listener. 858 00:56:39,401 --> 00:56:43,399 OK. Sarah, I know how much you love your brother, 859 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:47,700 and I know that you don't think that I'm right for him. But I love him. 860 00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:52,099 Right now, 861 00:56:52,100 --> 00:56:54,598 he's Steve. But if we don't come up with something, 862 00:56:54,599 --> 00:56:56,600 he's gonna turn into a monster. 863 00:56:56,601 --> 00:56:59,399 He already is, you morons! 864 00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:03,799 Look at him. He needs... - brains. Ugh. 865 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,199 Ah, gross. 866 00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:09,599 OK... Craig is right. 867 00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,398 Of course I'm right. The book says I'm right. 868 00:57:12,399 --> 00:57:14,498 And they're gonna have to be human too. 869 00:57:14,499 --> 00:57:17,600 But maybe I just need a bit. Just enough so that I can function. 870 00:57:17,601 --> 00:57:20,099 What do you have in mind? 871 00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:22,099 I'm going to go into town. 872 00:57:22,100 --> 00:57:25,398 I'm going to find somebody that won't be missed. 873 00:57:25,399 --> 00:57:27,500 And I'm gonna eat their fucking brains. 874 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,599 Come on. 875 00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,599 That's rich. 876 00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,499 No, you're not. 877 00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:42,099 - There's no way, Steve. - What? 878 00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:44,400 Honey, I just accidentally pulled your ear off. 879 00:57:44,401 --> 00:57:48,400 You're in no condition to hunt. Well, what then? 880 00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:53,500 I have an idea. 881 00:58:06,700 --> 00:58:09,500 Jesus! Fff! 882 00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,698 Look what you've done to our women, Steve. 883 00:58:11,699 --> 00:58:14,198 And who the fuck packs hooker boots for a weekend 884 00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:17,298 at the cottage? I do, and you don't have to be involved if you're afraid. 885 00:58:17,299 --> 00:58:20,698 We're just afraid that you girls are gonna get into trouble. 886 00:58:20,699 --> 00:58:23,898 - Honey, everything is gonna be fine. - Family takes care of family. 887 00:58:23,899 --> 00:58:27,198 Yeah, and we're family, all right... the fuckin' Manson family! 888 00:58:27,199 --> 00:58:31,800 So what are you girls gonna do Bring back some sorry prick so he can eat him. 889 00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:35,899 - Wow. Thug life. Great. - Steve, 890 00:58:35,900 --> 00:58:39,499 if we get someone, can you go through with this? 891 00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:41,600 I'm sure my zombie instincts will just kick in. 892 00:58:41,700 --> 00:58:44,900 But get somebody really old. Or like a real asshole. 893 00:58:44,901 --> 00:58:47,499 How about a really old asshole? 894 00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:49,898 Do you want a man or do you want a woman? 895 00:58:49,899 --> 00:58:52,498 Oh. A man. Definitely. I don't think I could eat a woman. 896 00:58:52,499 --> 00:58:55,598 Gay. Way to go, Steve. You're the first gay-ass zombie. 897 00:58:55,599 --> 00:58:57,600 You're really breaking a lot of ground this weekend. 898 00:58:57,601 --> 00:59:00,899 Craig, shut up. Seriously, we have to... 899 00:59:00,900 --> 00:59:03,898 we have to get someone that you're gonna hate so you can... 900 00:59:03,899 --> 00:59:06,200 I dunno, kill them without remorse. 901 00:59:06,201 --> 00:59:08,399 Like a... like a pedophile 902 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:09,999 or a meth dealer. 903 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,598 Or a hipster. I really hate hipsters. 904 00:59:12,599 --> 00:59:16,700 - Or a parking cop. I hate those bastards. - I hate the Portuguese. 905 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:23,399 Uh... um, anyways, you just need to make sure 906 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,798 you're ready to do what you have to do when we come back. 907 00:59:25,799 --> 00:59:29,000 - Craig'll help you get ready. - What? Fuck that! 908 00:59:29,001 --> 00:59:30,900 Come on. 909 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:36,900 So, if, uh, things don't work out between you and Tina, 910 00:59:36,901 --> 00:59:39,499 and you decide to marry a gay zombie, 911 00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:43,799 I do support your decision. But I wont be at the reception, 912 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,198 because I don't eat cock or brains. 913 00:59:46,199 --> 00:59:49,700 - Yeah, you're hilarious there! - Yeah, so I RSVP "no" 914 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:53,699 to gay zombie wedding. Yup. 915 00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:55,700 So long, Muffins. 916 01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:07,600 This place reminds me of where my parents would take me camping every summer. 917 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:16,499 My father... sent me to a survival camp 918 01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:21,600 in the Philippines when I was nine. 919 01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:25,698 They, uh, dropped me in the jungle in the middle of a monsoon. 920 01:00:25,699 --> 01:00:27,900 I had to survive for seven days. 921 01:00:27,901 --> 01:00:30,499 Your father did that to you? 922 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:32,599 It was my birthday. 923 01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,899 I'm tellin' ya, though, 924 01:00:35,900 --> 01:00:39,699 those seven days... made me tough. 925 01:00:39,700 --> 01:00:45,500 Tough enough to take anything that comes my way. Alive or undead. 926 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,400 Max, why do you hate zombies so much? 927 01:00:50,401 --> 01:00:53,039 I mean, what if your mother turned into a zombie? 928 01:00:53,052 --> 01:00:55,700 What would you do? 929 01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:57,900 Shoot her in the face. 930 01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:03,100 You would not shoot your mother in the face if she was in a coma. 931 01:01:03,101 --> 01:01:05,999 No. If she was in a coma, 932 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,900 she wouldn't be trying to turn my head into a god damned fondue pot. 933 01:01:09,901 --> 01:01:11,899 Right. 934 01:01:11,900 --> 01:01:15,699 Well, if we find this resistant host, 935 01:01:15,700 --> 01:01:18,599 we could find a vaccine. 936 01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,099 You'd be a hero, Max. 937 01:01:21,100 --> 01:01:23,398 You're right, I am a god damn hero. 938 01:01:23,399 --> 01:01:25,988 I'm tired of waiting for your orb to tell us what to do. 939 01:01:26,001 --> 01:01:28,600 We're gonna do this my way! 940 01:01:28,700 --> 01:01:30,699 Uh, where are we going? 941 01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:32,700 To get some bait. 942 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,699 Him? He looks old. 943 01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:50,700 Kinda. He looks like he could have Alzheimer's. 944 01:01:50,701 --> 01:01:53,499 Is that contagious? This is just evil! 945 01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:56,499 Suck it up, Sarah. Your brother needs us. 946 01:01:56,500 --> 01:02:00,799 Look. Soul patch. 947 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:03,798 That guy's a douche for sure. He's too fat. 948 01:02:03,799 --> 01:02:07,998 He's like a walking bucket of chicken. I'm gonna throw up. 949 01:02:07,999 --> 01:02:10,998 Sarah, you need to take that terrified look off your face, 950 01:02:10,999 --> 01:02:14,898 OK? We're not gonna get anyone unless you throw out a certain vibe. 951 01:02:14,899 --> 01:02:17,600 - What kind of vibe? - Watch and learn. 952 01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:23,799 Wow. That's sexy. 953 01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:26,399 I know, right? OK, now you try. 954 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:28,600 Relax, throw your shoulders back, 955 01:02:28,601 --> 01:02:31,699 and wipe that look off your face. 956 01:02:31,700 --> 01:02:33,600 OK, how's this look? 957 01:02:36,500 --> 01:02:39,898 - Like you're having a pap smear. - Ugh! This isn't going to work! 958 01:02:39,899 --> 01:02:41,837 We can do this, Sarah! 959 01:02:41,850 --> 01:02:43,798 I just don't know how we're gonna pick somebody. 960 01:02:43,799 --> 01:02:46,400 We'll figure it out. You know, just keep our eyes open 961 01:02:46,401 --> 01:02:51,399 and eventually somebody'll just end up in our laps. 962 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:52,900 Oh, my God! 963 01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,999 - What the fuck! My car! - Tina. 964 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,500 Look. 965 01:03:04,900 --> 01:03:09,600 Big scary guy is checking us out. Hi. 966 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:20,200 Huh. That big scary guy... 967 01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:25,699 is a dead man. Hey. 968 01:03:25,700 --> 01:03:27,800 Are you crazy? 969 01:03:29,700 --> 01:03:31,800 She's crazy. 970 01:03:37,700 --> 01:03:40,799 OK. So, apparently, eight bones make up 971 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:43,799 the neurocranium. So it's like a bone vault 972 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:46,198 for the brain and brain stem. This part over here 973 01:03:46,199 --> 01:03:48,998 is the parietal. So, this little sucker is 974 01:03:48,999 --> 01:03:51,798 like a quarter of an inch thick and hard as shit. 975 01:03:51,799 --> 01:03:54,698 All right, so you're gonna have to Babe Ruth smash the shit 976 01:03:54,699 --> 01:03:57,700 out of this thing so you can have access to the cerebral cortex. 977 01:03:57,701 --> 01:04:00,899 Got it. Oh, that smells good. 978 01:04:00,900 --> 01:04:02,799 Mmm! 979 01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,699 - What the fuck, dude! - What? 980 01:04:05,700 --> 01:04:08,000 You just smelled my fucking brain! 981 01:04:08,001 --> 01:04:11,699 No. Let's not jump to conclusions here. 982 01:04:11,700 --> 01:04:13,598 No, all right, you're a fucking monster! 983 01:04:13,599 --> 01:04:15,188 Craig! 984 01:04:15,201 --> 01:04:16,881 Just stay the fuck away from me, all right? 985 01:04:16,900 --> 01:04:19,899 Gay-ass zombie! 986 01:04:19,900 --> 01:04:21,900 God damn! 987 01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:35,299 Wow! That is so... hot! 988 01:04:35,300 --> 01:04:40,199 My, uh... woman parts like you too. 989 01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:45,199 Ha-ha-ha... Ugh, how is he still standing? 990 01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:48,199 He's had enough booze to knock out a rhino! 991 01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:52,098 Don't worry, it's OK. I have a plan. Just get him in the back seat. 992 01:04:52,099 --> 01:04:54,900 Are you fucking joking me? No fucking way! 993 01:04:54,901 --> 01:04:59,599 - Don't worry, he's harmless. - Oh, yeah! 994 01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:01,899 Oh, yeah! 995 01:05:01,900 --> 01:05:04,900 Oh, my God! 996 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:12,598 Come on! I need you to suck it up, and be sexy, and get him 997 01:05:12,599 --> 01:05:15,700 in the back seat! Come on! Go! Get outta here! 998 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:22,200 Hey... big man. 999 01:05:22,300 --> 01:05:23,999 So... 1000 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:29,800 so, you wanna, you wanna go for a ride? Stud monkey. 1001 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,599 You make Mommy so horny! 1002 01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:38,199 What? 1003 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:42,299 Nothing, nothing, nothing. Go ahead, get in. 1004 01:05:42,300 --> 01:05:44,699 Hey, there. 1005 01:05:44,700 --> 01:05:46,899 Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. 1006 01:05:46,900 --> 01:05:51,699 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Ahhh! 1007 01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:55,099 You have a pink 1008 01:05:55,100 --> 01:05:57,999 stun gun? Yeah. It's cute, right? 1009 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,199 OK, lets go! I'll drive! 1010 01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:03,300 Wait! What about me? 1011 01:06:07,700 --> 01:06:09,899 Pizza, pizza, pizza! 1012 01:06:09,900 --> 01:06:11,899 Ha-ho! Pizza! 1013 01:06:11,900 --> 01:06:14,899 Pizza, pizza! 1014 01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:18,299 Max. 1015 01:06:18,300 --> 01:06:20,299 Pizza, pizza, pizza! 1016 01:06:20,300 --> 01:06:23,699 Ha-ha! Evening, young lady. 1017 01:06:23,700 --> 01:06:28,199 - Hello! Are you, uh, Captain Cletus? - Where's the pizza? 1018 01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:30,799 The... 1019 01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:34,799 No, uh, sorry. We are actually here for something else. 1020 01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:37,398 Ma'am, if you are implying I might be in possession 1021 01:06:37,399 --> 01:06:39,400 of illegal firearms, I will kindly ask you to leave... 1022 01:06:39,401 --> 01:06:42,999 No, we don't want guns, Admiral Redneck. 1023 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:46,199 - We need brains. - Uh... Max. 1024 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:51,298 Ya'll have a good night, now. No wait, OK, 1025 01:06:51,299 --> 01:06:54,698 all we want is brains. Sorry, Missy, no can do. 1026 01:06:54,699 --> 01:06:57,698 Somebody cleaned me out earlier today. Who? 1027 01:06:57,699 --> 01:07:00,098 - Bunch of kids. Now beat it. - No, wait! 1028 01:07:00,099 --> 01:07:02,398 Can you tell us anything else about them? 1029 01:07:02,399 --> 01:07:06,098 Couple o' pretty-looking ladies was hanging with some queer-looking feller 1030 01:07:06,099 --> 01:07:08,998 and another that couldn't get enough of my brains! Now, git! 1031 01:07:08,999 --> 01:07:11,000 That's our zombie, Penny. Come on. 1032 01:07:11,001 --> 01:07:13,199 The cottage! No, Max, wait! 1033 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:16,000 If the infected one hasn't eaten the others yet, it must mean 1034 01:07:16,001 --> 01:07:20,899 that he's resisting the infection! Which is wonderful! 1035 01:07:20,900 --> 01:07:23,299 Shit! Where is that cottage? 1036 01:07:23,300 --> 01:07:26,198 Hey, man, did you order the Vegetarian Nightmare? 1037 01:07:26,199 --> 01:07:29,900 Extra Polish sausage, German sausage, Belgian Sausage, 1038 01:07:29,901 --> 01:07:32,900 - Russian sausage... - Nope. 1039 01:07:36,100 --> 01:07:38,099 Fuckin' hate this job. 1040 01:07:38,100 --> 01:07:40,299 Ugh! 1041 01:07:40,300 --> 01:07:43,699 Oh, God. Ugh! 1042 01:07:43,700 --> 01:07:46,799 OK. 1043 01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:49,799 Oh, God. Ugh! 1044 01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:53,699 - What the hell! - I have been worried sick! 1045 01:07:53,700 --> 01:07:57,799 Shut up, Steve! Oh, baby, you look kinda better, 1046 01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:01,000 that's good, but shut up. You need to help us carry this in. 1047 01:08:01,001 --> 01:08:02,899 This is ridiculous. 1048 01:08:02,900 --> 01:08:05,300 We need a dolly or something. Where's Craig? 1049 01:08:05,301 --> 01:08:08,799 Uh... sleeping, I think. 1050 01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:11,199 - Sleeping?! - What? 1051 01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:13,799 Yeah! I can help. 1052 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:16,199 - OK. - Come on. 1053 01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:18,399 OK, I'll take his legs, or... 1054 01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:23,199 Oh, my God! How did you get this guy?! 1055 01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:25,499 Oh, God. Oh, God. 1056 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:28,099 - Holy crap! - This is ridiculous! 1057 01:08:28,100 --> 01:08:31,100 Are you girls pulling? Yeah. Oh, my God! 1058 01:08:31,101 --> 01:08:34,100 Fuckin' freak family. 1059 01:08:38,500 --> 01:08:41,899 OK, we softened him up for you. 1060 01:08:41,900 --> 01:08:45,999 - That guy is huge! - I know, honey, but he's out cold. 1061 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,198 Are you ready? Oh this is crazy. 1062 01:08:48,199 --> 01:08:52,000 You girls just kidnapped a guy! And now you're gonna eat him! 1063 01:08:52,001 --> 01:08:56,399 OK, listen to me. This is very important. 1064 01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:58,899 This is our new lifestyle, OK? 1065 01:08:58,900 --> 01:09:01,000 And if we're gonna walk down the aisle together, 1066 01:09:01,001 --> 01:09:03,799 then we both just need to embrace this. 1067 01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:07,300 OK, all right. He's all tied up and he's still out of it. 1068 01:09:07,301 --> 01:09:10,399 I wouldn't wait too long. 1069 01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:13,100 All right. I'm gonna go downstairs and eat this guy! 1070 01:09:13,101 --> 01:09:15,500 - OK. - Thank you! 1071 01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:17,998 You've both have been so incredible. 1072 01:09:17,999 --> 01:09:21,298 I'm so happy to see the two of you working together so well. 1073 01:09:21,299 --> 01:09:23,300 You know, I think if this weekend has taught us anything... 1074 01:09:23,301 --> 01:09:26,199 - Steve, just GO! - Wah! 1075 01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:29,600 - Love you! - Wait, wait, wait! Here! 1076 01:09:31,900 --> 01:09:33,999 Oh, my God! 1077 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,300 Boots are killing me! 1078 01:10:02,900 --> 01:10:04,900 Oof! Ugh! 1079 01:10:11,900 --> 01:10:17,399 OK... I can smell his undead ass. 1080 01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:20,999 Max, we haven't gotten a reading from the orb. 1081 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:24,599 We've been driving around in circles for hours. 1082 01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:28,300 OK, you have all the bells and whistles in here. You have this! 1083 01:10:28,301 --> 01:10:30,599 Who do you even talk to in this? 1084 01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:33,299 And yet you don't have a NAV system! 1085 01:10:33,300 --> 01:10:35,198 I don't need a fucking computer. 1086 01:10:35,199 --> 01:10:39,098 I'm a fucking professional! I can feel when they're close by. 1087 01:10:39,099 --> 01:10:41,100 I don't need a fucking piece of technology. 1088 01:10:41,101 --> 01:10:43,299 You're a stone-cold killer. 1089 01:10:43,300 --> 01:10:46,288 You're a stone-cold killer. You're a stone-cold killer. 1090 01:10:46,301 --> 01:10:49,299 Get it. 1091 01:10:49,300 --> 01:10:53,999 - You're a stone-cold... - Hello? - Hey. Uh, y-you guys came by 1092 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:59,599 my place today. It's my friend, he's turned into a zombie. OK, uh, uh, 1093 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:02,499 calm down, and, uh, where are you? 1094 01:11:02,500 --> 01:11:04,999 Uh, it's 42 Clear Lake Drive. 1095 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,100 - 42 Clear Lake Drive. - Who is it? 1096 01:11:07,101 --> 01:11:09,699 - Oh, we're close! - Who is it?! 1097 01:11:09,700 --> 01:11:13,298 You're just going to do tests, you're not gonna hurt him? 1098 01:11:13,299 --> 01:11:16,298 Your gonna make him back to normal again, right? Of course. 1099 01:11:16,299 --> 01:11:18,698 He's gonna be in good hands... You're fucking right 1100 01:11:18,699 --> 01:11:20,698 he'll be in good hands. Who the fuck is this? 1101 01:11:20,699 --> 01:11:24,298 - Who the fuck is this? - Hey, calm the fuck down, pal. 1102 01:11:24,299 --> 01:11:25,487 I don't want to calm the fuck down. Fuck you, fucker! 1103 01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:26,698 You calm the fuck down! 1104 01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:29,698 - You fucking relax! - No, you go fuck yourself 1105 01:11:29,699 --> 01:11:31,700 and get the fuck over here, you fucker! 1106 01:11:31,701 --> 01:11:35,299 - No, you fuck yourself, you fuck! - Fuck you. 1107 01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:37,199 Fuck! FUUUUUUUCK! 1108 01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:40,299 Max! Max, really? 1109 01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:43,099 Those things practically have feelings. 1110 01:11:43,100 --> 01:11:44,600 Not anymore. 1111 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:49,300 Ha! 1112 01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:55,700 That's stupid. 1113 01:11:57,600 --> 01:11:59,500 Mmm... no. 1114 01:12:12,100 --> 01:12:14,200 Just do it! 1115 01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:31,400 Mmm. 1116 01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:47,800 Hey. 1117 01:13:03,100 --> 01:13:05,337 What the hell are you guys doing with all those guns? 1118 01:13:05,350 --> 01:13:07,598 Hey there, pumpkin. 1119 01:13:07,599 --> 01:13:12,098 Nice of you to call us about your little friend... 12 hours too late. 1120 01:13:12,099 --> 01:13:13,887 You promised me you weren't gonna hurt him. 1121 01:13:13,900 --> 01:13:15,698 No, no, no. 1122 01:13:15,699 --> 01:13:18,598 No, no, we won't hurt him, OK? We promise. 1123 01:13:18,599 --> 01:13:20,498 Right, Max? We won't hurt him. 1124 01:13:20,499 --> 01:13:23,098 You stay here with sugar tits. I got this one. 1125 01:13:23,099 --> 01:13:25,498 No, wait, Max. Max, this one is different. OK, we cannot 1126 01:13:25,499 --> 01:13:27,788 waste this opportunity. It'd be like throwing 1127 01:13:27,801 --> 01:13:30,100 away the cure for cancer. OK, Max, listen! 1128 01:13:30,101 --> 01:13:35,399 No, you listen! Zombies are killin'. 1129 01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:39,699 Max, we need this guy, OK? 1130 01:13:39,700 --> 01:13:42,099 No, no! 1131 01:13:42,100 --> 01:13:44,700 - Christ. - No, no, no, no! 1132 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:52,700 I don't need anybody. 1133 01:14:07,300 --> 01:14:09,100 Mmm... 1134 01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:16,599 This orb was centuries... old. 1135 01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:18,598 Lady, fuck your orb, all right? 1136 01:14:18,599 --> 01:14:20,900 Make sure that maniac doesn't hurt my friend! 1137 01:14:20,901 --> 01:14:24,499 Where is he? 1138 01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:26,788 No, you don't understand! 1139 01:14:26,801 --> 01:14:29,100 Don't you touch my brother! Where is he?! 1140 01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:33,300 Sorry, pal. 1141 01:14:39,900 --> 01:14:41,899 Open the door! 1142 01:14:41,900 --> 01:14:44,300 Open the door! Open the door! No! 1143 01:14:44,301 --> 01:14:48,499 - Open the door! Open the door! - No! 1144 01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:51,200 Open the door! Open the door! Girls! 1145 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:56,199 Girls! Open the door! 1146 01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:58,600 Ah! 1147 01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:13,599 - Is that... - Yes! It is. 1148 01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:15,900 You promised me you weren't gonna hurt him! 1149 01:15:15,901 --> 01:15:19,599 - Wait! You called them?! - Uh-oh. Awkward. 1150 01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:21,599 Hey! 1151 01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:24,498 What the hell is that? Oh, just hundreds of years 1152 01:15:24,499 --> 01:15:26,498 of mystical antiquity that you selfishly discar... 1153 01:15:26,499 --> 01:15:28,698 Oh, for Christ's sake, Penny, get over it! 1154 01:15:28,699 --> 01:15:31,800 - I wanna say goodbye to him. - No, no, no, no, no! 1155 01:15:31,801 --> 01:15:34,999 No, it's... it's pretty messy. 1156 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,998 Thank you so much for coming. 1157 01:15:36,999 --> 01:15:39,498 I don't know what we would have done without you. 1158 01:15:39,499 --> 01:15:43,500 Well, luckily, Little Miss Braveheart over here, she had the good sense 1159 01:15:43,501 --> 01:15:46,899 to give us a call when she did. Way to go, 1160 01:15:46,900 --> 01:15:52,399 pumpkin. Now you can sew a big, fat "Courage" badge 1161 01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:54,800 on your Girl Scout sash. Great big badge 1162 01:15:54,801 --> 01:15:58,399 in the shape of a lion, giving you two thumbs up. 1163 01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:00,398 How about that, huh? 'Cause you are 1164 01:16:00,399 --> 01:16:03,400 such a mature young woman. You may even get asked 1165 01:16:03,401 --> 01:16:06,599 to the junior prom where you can get fingered 1166 01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:08,598 in the cafetorium, right next... You know what? Fuck you, 1167 01:16:08,599 --> 01:16:11,298 asshole! All right? That was my best friend! 1168 01:16:11,299 --> 01:16:13,398 And we are so sorry for your loss, and we will personally... 1169 01:16:13,399 --> 01:16:16,400 You know what? Why are you OK with this? Your brother's dead! 1170 01:16:16,401 --> 01:16:21,299 You're right! It's, it's, it's horrible! You, you monsters! 1171 01:16:21,300 --> 01:16:23,299 Get the fuck out of here! 1172 01:16:23,300 --> 01:16:25,800 Yes, yes, yeah, yeah! You know what? 1173 01:16:25,801 --> 01:16:29,600 You guys are animals! Leave now! 1174 01:16:29,700 --> 01:16:32,600 OK, you're right. Let's blow, Penny. I'm sorry. 1175 01:16:32,601 --> 01:16:36,299 What the fuck?! 1176 01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:38,799 Hi. 1177 01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:42,799 - Ugh! - Holy fuck, Steve! 1178 01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:44,898 You're OK! Did you see me? I was fucking crying 1179 01:16:44,899 --> 01:16:47,500 and everything! Did you see? Nice try, zombie. 1180 01:16:47,501 --> 01:16:50,699 Now, get read�� to say your prayers... 1181 01:16:50,700 --> 01:16:52,699 in hell! 1182 01:16:52,700 --> 01:16:55,999 - No! - Get out of the way. 1183 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:59,998 No! You are not gonna shoot him, because we are getting married in six days! 1184 01:16:59,999 --> 01:17:02,798 - Don't make me shoot through ya. - No! Don't you see? 1185 01:17:02,799 --> 01:17:04,837 He's not a complete zombie! He's still human! 1186 01:17:04,850 --> 01:17:06,898 Max, you idiot! 1187 01:17:06,899 --> 01:17:09,500 Don't you see this is it? He's resisting the infection. 1188 01:17:09,501 --> 01:17:12,599 This is our chance to find the cure! 1189 01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:15,498 Oh, yeah, sure, you'd like that, wouldn't ya? 1190 01:17:15,499 --> 01:17:17,498 A nice little guinea pig that you can study 1191 01:17:17,499 --> 01:17:19,800 and make everything all better. Then everybody gets 1192 01:17:19,801 --> 01:17:23,899 booster shots and lollipops and there are no more zombies. 1193 01:17:23,900 --> 01:17:27,398 Let me tell you something, sister. The only shot that cures a zombie 1194 01:17:27,399 --> 01:17:30,500 comes out of the end of this sweet little baby 1195 01:17:30,501 --> 01:17:31,900 right here. 1196 01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:37,799 Suck it up, brain junkie, 1197 01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:41,400 'cause you ain't getting a lolli after this one. No! 1198 01:17:41,401 --> 01:17:43,400 Get off me, you bitch. 1199 01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:47,799 - Happy honeymoon. - Ah! 1200 01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:50,699 Shit! 1201 01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:53,100 Whoa! Hey! 1202 01:17:55,600 --> 01:18:00,899 - Do it, Steve! - Yeah, eat that fucker's head! - Oh, God, 1203 01:18:00,900 --> 01:18:02,600 messy fucker. 1204 01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:08,500 I can't do this. 1205 01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:13,699 Ah... it's time to face the fact 1206 01:18:13,700 --> 01:18:16,999 that I'm, uh, whatever this is. 1207 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:19,600 And whatever this is is not safe to be around. 1208 01:18:19,601 --> 01:18:24,799 Oh, Steve, dude, seriously, I am so sorry I called you a gay-ass zombie 1209 01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:27,498 all right? We can put you on an island somewhere, all right? 1210 01:18:27,499 --> 01:18:31,500 Somewhere far away. We'll come visit, like at Christmas and shit, right? 1211 01:18:31,501 --> 01:18:35,399 Steve, think about this. 1212 01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:37,698 Sarah, I can't be this selfish. 1213 01:18:37,699 --> 01:18:40,100 I can't go on having people in my life be accessory 1214 01:18:40,101 --> 01:18:42,999 - to murder. - No, Steve! 1215 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:47,000 No! You'll take care of her, yeah? 1216 01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:54,599 Steve, please, give me the gun. 1217 01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:56,699 I am so sorry, Tina. 1218 01:18:56,700 --> 01:18:59,600 I really wish I could be there for all of it... 1219 01:18:59,601 --> 01:19:03,899 for the chicken dance with your Nonna, 1220 01:19:03,900 --> 01:19:07,599 eating our wedding cake, seeing you 1221 01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:09,600 in your dress. 1222 01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:15,199 I love you. 1223 01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:17,700 I love you, Steve. 1224 01:19:25,100 --> 01:19:27,099 All right. 1225 01:19:27,100 --> 01:19:30,100 Where do you wanna do this? You want to, uh... 1226 01:19:30,101 --> 01:19:33,699 go around the back? Or what do you wanna do? 1227 01:19:33,700 --> 01:19:35,999 Max, let's talk about this! 1228 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:39,599 Whoa! Here?! Really?! Now?! Are you sure?! 1229 01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:41,699 I just want you to know, 1230 01:19:41,700 --> 01:19:44,899 of all the zombies I've encountered, you're... 1231 01:19:44,900 --> 01:19:46,899 the most human. 1232 01:19:46,900 --> 01:19:49,699 Please. Not in front of my girl. 1233 01:19:49,700 --> 01:19:53,099 - All right. - Oh! 1234 01:19:53,100 --> 01:19:57,900 - The only good zombie... - Is a dead zom... 1235 01:20:01,100 --> 01:20:05,900 Shit... I was aiming for his leg. 1236 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:13,000 Holy fuck, lady! You just, like, totally wasted your boyfriend! 1237 01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,999 He was not my boyfriend. 1238 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:19,500 He was the muscle. 1239 01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:23,900 OK, Steve? Steve. 1240 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:26,099 Here's how it is. 1241 01:20:26,100 --> 01:20:29,199 Um... I could put you down 1242 01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:31,138 right now, if that's what you want me to do. 1243 01:20:31,151 --> 01:20:33,100 Or, you can come with me, 1244 01:20:33,101 --> 01:20:37,099 and we can see if we can't find a cure for this, uh, 1245 01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:41,899 this thing. Now, I-I-I can't promise any thing, b-b-but 1246 01:20:41,900 --> 01:20:43,898 I will use all of my resources, I will work day and night, 1247 01:20:43,899 --> 01:20:47,998 I will use my education until we find a way to beat this infection. 1248 01:20:47,999 --> 01:20:50,100 Oh, and, and when we're done with this 1249 01:20:50,101 --> 01:20:53,999 and we find a cure... you'll be a hero. 1250 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,099 Really? 1251 01:20:56,100 --> 01:20:58,100 I'll be a hero. 1252 01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:00,999 But, uh, but you'll be a celebrity, 1253 01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:03,100 which is... pretty much as good. 1254 01:21:03,101 --> 01:21:05,799 Dude, we are gonna be famous! 1255 01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:07,999 So, what do you say, Steve? 1256 01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:13,000 - All right, I'll... - Ahh! 1257 01:21:15,300 --> 01:21:18,599 Baby! Are you all right? 1258 01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:20,899 You fucking moron! 1259 01:21:20,900 --> 01:21:24,199 Ewwww! 1260 01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:25,999 We're safe now. 1261 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:30,899 Everything is gonna be fine! You are a fucking moron! 1262 01:21:30,900 --> 01:21:33,998 She was gonna help us. She was gonna help Steve! 1263 01:21:33,999 --> 01:21:37,600 You ruined everything! She was gonna hurt him, Craig! 1264 01:21:37,601 --> 01:21:40,599 OK?! She wanted to use him for experiments! 1265 01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:44,999 No, we were gonna be celebrities! On the internet! 1266 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:49,099 Or at least on fucking TV! Everything was gonna be fine! 1267 01:21:49,100 --> 01:21:51,199 EVERYTHING IS FINE! 1268 01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:54,699 FUCK! Look at Steve! 1269 01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:58,099 Steve! You're all... happy! 1270 01:21:58,100 --> 01:22:00,099 - Hi, Tina. - Oh! 1271 01:22:00,100 --> 01:22:03,899 Hi, baby. Everything is gonna be OK. 1272 01:22:03,900 --> 01:22:07,699 We are gonna get married, we are gonna be happy, 1273 01:22:07,700 --> 01:22:10,099 and we are gonna be fine. 1274 01:22:10,100 --> 01:22:12,698 I think I may have fucked up a little bit 1275 01:22:12,699 --> 01:22:15,900 at the end there, but its OK, 'cause we made it! 1276 01:22:15,901 --> 01:22:17,700 Baby. 1277 01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:20,800 - I love you. - I love brains! 1278 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,300 Hey, hey, hey! 1279 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:45,100 Hey, hey, hey! 1280 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:55,099 It was a bad idea 1281 01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:59,799 To give me this kind of time 1282 01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:05,999 When they said "You're gonna be In solitary confinement" 1283 01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:09,799 While the other inmates 1284 01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:14,899 Are outside lifting barbells 1285 01:23:14,900 --> 01:23:18,499 I'm in an 8x10 1286 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:21,099 Prison cell 1287 01:23:21,100 --> 01:23:27,299 But in the night of the sun 1288 01:23:27,300 --> 01:23:29,899 Hey, hey, hey! 1289 01:23:29,900 --> 01:23:37,299 The night of the sun Hey, hey, hey! 1290 01:23:37,300 --> 01:23:44,899 The night of the sun Hey, hey, hey! 1291 01:23:44,900 --> 01:23:52,299 The night of the sun 1292 01:23:52,300 --> 01:23:54,899 New state officials 1293 01:23:54,900 --> 01:23:59,899 Are outside running around 1294 01:23:59,900 --> 01:24:02,299 And they're telling the public 1295 01:24:02,300 --> 01:24:07,299 That I need to be put down 1296 01:24:07,300 --> 01:24:14,999 And Washington's saying Emphatically 1297 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:18,599 That I wasn't doing things 1298 01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:21,199 Democratically 1299 01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:27,399 But in the night of the sun 1300 01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:29,999 Hey, hey, hey! 1301 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:37,399 The night of the sun Hey, hey, hey! 1302 01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:44,999 The night of the sun Hey, hey, hey! 1303 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:53,000 The night of the sun The sun! 1304 01:25:07,400 --> 01:25:11,199 It was a bad idea. It was a bad idea 1305 01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:13,200 To give me this kind of time 1306 01:25:13,201 --> 01:25:20,300 - To give me this kind of time - It was a bad idea. 1307 01:25:29,100 --> 01:25:32,500 It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own, 1308 01:25:32,501 --> 01:25:35,900 walking around blindly with dead eyes. 1309 01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:46,998 I'm a zombie girl in a zombie world 1310 01:25:46,999 --> 01:25:49,300 When I see you, boy, you make my head twirl 1311 01:25:49,301 --> 01:25:54,099 Fall in, fall in, fall in, fall in 1312 01:25:54,100 --> 01:25:56,498 I'm a zombie girl in a zombie world 1313 01:25:56,499 --> 01:25:59,000 When I see you, boy, you make my head twirl 1314 01:25:59,001 --> 01:26:03,999 Fall in, fall in, fall in, sit down 1315 01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:06,098 I might be blonde, but I'm not dumb 1316 01:26:06,099 --> 01:26:08,698 I can make a J sign with my finger and my thumb 1317 01:26:08,699 --> 01:26:11,098 Oh no I got a paper gun pointed at your shirt 1318 01:26:11,099 --> 01:26:13,498 It'll totally stain your rug and it's probably gonna hurt 1319 01:26:13,499 --> 01:26:15,698 You might still be living and I might be dead 1320 01:26:15,699 --> 01:26:18,098 But you're lookin' way dirtier than me, K, fair 1321 01:26:18,099 --> 01:26:20,398 It's a rising of the zombies and my face is rare 1322 01:26:20,399 --> 01:26:23,098 Because that cute little zombie is risen from the dead 1323 01:26:23,099 --> 01:26:25,298 I might have an axe stuck in my neck 1324 01:26:25,299 --> 01:26:27,698 But I still got all my homies' and my playas' respect 1325 01:26:27,699 --> 01:26:30,100 I got the dopest rhymes goin' through my head 1326 01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:32,498 And my playas was right, yo, hip hop's dead! 1327 01:26:32,499 --> 01:26:34,998 I'm a zombie girl in a zombie world 1328 01:26:34,999 --> 01:26:37,300 When I see you, boy, you make my head twirl 1329 01:26:37,301 --> 01:26:42,099 Fall in, fall in, fall in, fall in 1330 01:26:42,100 --> 01:26:44,498 I'm a zombie girl in a zombie world 1331 01:26:44,499 --> 01:26:47,000 When I see you, boy, you make my head twirl 1332 01:26:47,001 --> 01:26:52,099 Fall in, fall in, fall in, sit down 1333 01:26:52,100 --> 01:26:54,298 A to the D to the O double G 1334 01:26:54,299 --> 01:26:56,498 He used to be a rapper but he's now a zombie 1335 01:26:56,499 --> 01:26:58,998 Gimme a couple boxes of some Lucky Charms 1336 01:26:58,999 --> 01:27:01,298 And maybe some blood, and both of your arms 1337 01:27:01,299 --> 01:27:03,698 'Cause I'm a zombie and I need my food 1338 01:27:03,699 --> 01:27:06,200 Excuse me if my hand falls off, I don't mean to be rude 1339 01:27:06,201 --> 01:27:08,599 I'm a gangsta and a zombie too 1340 01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:11,198 My head just rolled off, could you pass me that glue? 1341 01:27:11,199 --> 01:27:13,398 I like playing b-ball, especially with my head 1342 01:27:13,399 --> 01:27:15,998 The NBA won't let me join, I think it's 'cause I'm dead 1343 01:27:15,999 --> 01:27:18,398 Knock, knock, who's there? I got a date with Wolf Man 1344 01:27:18,399 --> 01:27:20,698 We're going to this brand new club to party... 1345 01:27:20,699 --> 01:27:22,698 Go, zombie, it's your birthday 1346 01:27:22,699 --> 01:27:25,200 We're gonna party like it's your birthday 1347 01:27:25,201 --> 01:27:27,599 Go, zombie, it's your birthday 1348 01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:30,800 We're gonna party like it's your birthday...102763